NEWS F R I DAY, J A N UA RY 28, 2011 N o. 14, V O LU M E 96 ON C AMPUS T H E DA I LY E ASTE R N NEWS DENNEWS.COM 5 E VENTS Graduate leaders Boswell reads satire piece by conference today Benjamin Franklin Goal is to make ‘Eastern the premiere school for graduates studies’ By Seth Schroeder Activities Editor Eastern’s graduate education future will be reviewed today during the graduate leaders’ spring seminar conference from 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. in the 1895 Room of the Martin Luther King Jr. University Union. The conference will feature presentations and workshops led by several department chairs and graduate program coordinators and will build on a report known as “The Path Forward” given by Council of Graduate Schools. Mona Davenport, Minority Affairs director, is a member of the CGS Enrollment and Diversity Board. “We will talk about what we want to accomplish to make Eastern the premier school for graduate studies,” Davenport said. Some of the topics discussed during the conference will be money for scholarships, internship options, the enrollment quality and diversity of the graduate school, as well as different recruitment strategies for the school. Lori Henderson discussed some of those recruitment strategies, “We want to make sure our pool of graduate students is as diverse as it should be.” Davenport agreed with Henderson saying that, “(The Graduate School) should not only be the best academically, but as diverse as possible so our students leave with a global experience.” Henderson, the event coordinator and a member of the Graduate School’s Deans Office, said that the Graduate School is looking to start a new academic group known as the Hamand Society Scholars as well as a new award called the Rane’s Faculty Mentor Award, which would award a faculty member with funding for research projects. Henderson explained that while the event is mostly for faculty, it is open to the public and anyone interested in graduate studies is allowed to come. She also explained that while the event is a formal meeting, some in attendance will be in and out during the proceedings. “We understand that people can’t sit down for a full meeting all day,” Henderson said. The event will begin with a networking breakfast with the actual presentations starting at 9 a.m. Seth Schroeder can be reached at scschroeder2@eiu.edu. By Steven Puschmann Staff Reporter Satire of serious events is often seen now in mainstream media, but it can also be seen in history through Ben Franklin’s essay, “The Speech of Miss Polly Baker.” Thursday, Booth Library hosted an event pertaining to the Benjamin Franklin: In Search of a Better World exhibition. This event examined the comical side of Franklin’s personality, as he was the first to create a character, Miss Polly Baker, exploring the double standards of illegitimacy. The essay, which is known as “The Speech of Miss Polly Baker,” was about a woman who was prosecuted for the fifth time for having a bastard child. The essay was read by Ann Boswell, an English professor, to participants in the conference room of the library. In the essay, Baker gave a speech in front of a court of judicatures attacking her generation’s laws regarding marriage and illegitimacy. She discussed how women are held to a double standard when it comes to marriage; she argued how she has done nothing wrong, as she has not slept with a married man or a youth. The most humorous part of the essay comes when Baker argued how she is actually doing good for the country and should be given a statue. Many people attending the event laughed and smiled as Boswell read the essay. One of the people who found the essay amusing was Stephanie Evensen, a senior English major with teacher certification. “I thought the essay was extremely informative, funny, and was relevant to how our culture today deals with serious issues by adding a humorous spin to it,” Evensen said. Boswell said she was pleased that she was able to read the essay and discuss the idea of the essay with the audience. “It was a delight and pleasure of being given the chance to discuss the essay written by Franklin. The speech was very controversial for its time, as BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Franklin was making fun of a serious situation and an issue that most people at the time were trying to avoid,” Boswell said. When the essay was printed in The Maryland Gazette, the story caused quite a controversy because many people reading the newspaper believed the story had actually happened and Baker had actually induced one of her judges to marry her the next day. Boswell said she believed this was one of the essays that really showed Franklin’s talent as a writer. “Franklin’s essay is relatable to our society now because we see so many TV shows that are satires of serious news. The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, and the Colbert Report are all forms of satire in our media now. This speech is one of the funniest written by Franklin,” Boswell said. Steven Puschmann can be reached at 581-2812 or srpuschmann@eiu.edu. THE CAPE, from page 1 Titley was the first Eastern alumnus to be recognized with the Outstanding Young Alumnus Award and the Distinguished Alumnus award. Titley said there is not a lot of room to juggle projects when work- ing on a show and when working on feature films he would juggle two to three projects at a time. “With ‘The Cape’ I am consistently busy, but I am always thinking of the next 10 possible projects down the road,” Titley said. “The Cape” is on at 8 p.m. Mondays on NBC. 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