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If hi-tech and modern weaponry is your game, have we got the playing pieces. From nukes to grenades, flame throwers
to handguns, they‟re fully stocked, locked and loaded.
1,000.
Rubber no-slip grip, slick chrome finish, top-of-theline stopping power, all wrapped up in a sweet
Also available in
little package.
matte finish!!!
Laser and computer-assisted targeting, extended
clip, flash supressor, silencer, scope and folding stock extra.
Damage Modifier: +3.
The 9mm S.E.U. Tomahawk
9,500.
Now more ergonomically friendlier than ever, and light-weight too.
The weapon of choice of Gaunt Blezben Corporation‟s Armed Services Division for
eleven years running. Includes
computer-assisted targetting, three
months free enrollment in Medical
and Distress Alarm, thumbprint
and retinal scan access, and selfdestruct utility.
Damage Modifier: +5 / +2 to Shoot checks.
4,000.
Need a light? Have we got one for you. Light up your days, nights,
and everything in between.
New bushing technology seriously reduces mishaps involving the fuel
cannister, and the new safety switch gets two thumbs up!
Fuel…………………………………………
100.
Area of Effect (20‟/-2).
The Bunson 2k Flamethrower
The KTA-9 Assault Rifle
30,000.
The Humungous Laser Rifle
Developed for military applications universe-wide, and
interdimensionally… Glycol Corporation‟s
great toy—smart, sleek, shiny, and, oh, so
deadly. Two AA batteries not included.
GPS and cup holder additional.
Damage Modifier: +10.
15,000.
The laser pistol‟s laser pistol. Compact, but watch out, does
it pack a punch! Integrated battery allows you to easily
recharge in your car or at any wall outlet.
Your choice of laser beam color: pink, turqouise or lavender.
Damage Modifier: +5.
lazertronik lab’s ‘jumbo’
the ht1 “holy terror” machinegun
10,000.
“Wow!” What else can we say but, “Wow!” If you haven‟t checked out the weapon
that ousted the bazooka from armed services divisions everywhere, you ain‟t seen
nothing yet.
The KTA 125mm Portable Cannon
Durable, and unbelievably light-weight; optional shoulder strap is available in your
choice of naugahyde or 95% genuine leather. Specify army green or city camouflage
when ordering.
Damage Modifier: +15.
150.
Easy to use and pocket-sized too! Who said combat couldn‟t be fun? Clear rooms,
avoid ambushes, save on ammunition.
You‟ll have a blast!
Area of Effect (20‟/-5).
The KTA H.E./Incendiary Grenade
3,500.
S.E.U. Corp. comes out both guns blazing with the next generation of its
raved-about lightweight submachinegun. Mow them down with one hand
and use the other to fix your hair.
Damage Modifier: +5.
The S.E.U. XP11
5,000
Spraying lead at two thousand rounds per
second, there is no other heavy machinegun.
Includes tripod and collapsable barrel-mounted
bipod.
Damage Modifier: +10.
2,500.
KTA brings you the absolute pinnacle of shotgun perfection… Real wooden stock,
double-barreled action, acclaimed five-star winner of the prestigious
Rodderdam Crowd Control Award for its performance in the New
Quark riots of „77.
Damage Modifier: +5.
The Street mop, sawed-off model
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The glycol shoulder launched
repeating missile platform
15,000.
Fully adaptable to all SS and SA missile types, the
Glycol SLMP is lightweight and easily operated by
one, making it a staple of ground troops everywhere.
Dramatic improvements have been made on the
magazine loading mechanism, drastically reducing
incidences of fatal jams.
Missiles…………………………
500.
Area of Effect (50‟/-10).
lazertronik lab’s laser cannon
150,000.
Specs.: self-propelled up to 17 mph, manual or remote
operation, beam diameter: 5‟+.
Vehicle Mounting Package………
10,000.
Additional Rechargeable Battery
Pack…………………………
500.
Damage Modifier: +20.
m.m. jean’s bulletproof jacket
250.
m.m. jean’s bulletproof parka
750.
Genuine Graze leather, Kevlar 2000™ and high quality
plastics make this stylish, lightweight—yet warm—jacket a
must for anyone‟s wardrobe.
Available in men‟s and women‟s tall and large sizes.
Provides 1 point of Armor.
Don‟t get caught out in the rain, or a hail of small arms
fire, without this on. Kevlar 2000™ and strategically sewn
in plastic coated titanium plating make M.M. Jean‟s Parka
indispensible in fair and foul weather.
Please specify hunter green, navy or neon orange when
ordering.
-1 Modifier to wearer‟s Nimbleness and Nimbleness-related
checks / Provides 3 points of Armor.
Ammunition
The R1 Kta vehicle utility
heavy machinegun package
9,000.
Battle tested, Orange Beret-approved, nicknamed “The Spitting Cobra” by Goldflarg‟s
Dragoons, the ultimate in protection from road rage.
The package includes everything needed to mount and equip most standard type I-VII
class vehicles with the R1.
Damage Modifier: +10.
The glycol vehicle utility rocket
system
20,000.
Totally bankrupting the competition, the
Glycol Corporation has burst on the scene
with this little wonder.
Adjustable exhaust port allows for left,
right or top side mounting. Some
assembly required.
Rockets…………………
500.
Damage Modifier: +10.
Ammunition is available for all firearms by the case. Each case comes with a
hundred rounds, belted and boxed ammunition comes prepared, clips are extra.
Sorry for the inconvenience, but, due to accidents, tracer ammunition is no longer
available.
Standard Small Caliber Ammunition……………………………..
100.
Standard Large Caliber
Ammunition………………………………………………
200.
Small Caliber Dum-Dum Ammunition
Increases Damage Modifier by 1……………………………….
300.
Ten Clips
Please specify weapon-type when ordering………………………
100.
Whether made to order or chosen from this modest selection, Fab Freddie‟s is
THE place for unconventional weaponry, from the loving, expert hands of our
master craftsmen.
So certain are we of your happiness, that, for the life of your purchase, if
you‟re not totally satisfied, we‟ll refund your money, no questions asked.
200.
Truncheon
Solid steel core, rubber coating, our variation on the
common club will leave „em seeing stars.
Damage Modifier: +1 / Add Brawn.
The Big BerthA Tactical Nuke
Yes, that‟s right, your very own
nuclear device. Impress your friends,
scare the pants off your enemies;
absolutely, positively guaranteed to
incinerate everything in a fifty mile
radius or your money back.
Case available in vinyl, alligator,
Dementian ostrich or leather.
Please allow up to six years for
delivery.
Rush orders available!!!
Market Price.
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Shuriken, ninja stars, no matter what you
call them, a pocket full can turn the tide
of any brawl. Durable stainless steel
construction, and weighted for ease of
throwing and maximum effective range.
Damage Modifier: -1 / Add Brawn.
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Made of rare, Grade „A‟ Arboreal black walnut, our double-edged
boomerang is available with an arm angle of 90-160˚. Silent
and deadly, they‟ll never know what hit „em.
Not designed to return to thrower.
Damage Modifier: +1 / Add Brawn.
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Boomerang
The Slingshot from beyond
350.
At the push of a button, and with spring action precision, you‟ve got a sharp little
blade that‟s guaranteed to keep its edge and point. For comfort and safety, you
can‟t beat our switchblade.
Damage Modifier: +1 / Add Brawn.
What do you get when you combine a black hole
and a white hole with a worm hole, and nestle the
lot into a 2 x 2 x 2 inch cube? We‟ve hired
scientists from six different species (one of them
extinct) and at least eleven planets in three different
galaxies to bring you our supra state-of-the-art
slingshot.
Box/trigger combo available in white/red, day-glo
orange/brown or ice blue/white.
Shot………………………………………………
Damage Modifier: +20.
Switchblade
5,000,000.
50 / packet of one dozen.
400.
Blowgun
I‟ll huff and I‟ll puff and I‟ll
assassinate the target with my
trusty Fab Freddie‟s blowgun.
Top of the line technology,
91% guaranteed to deliver a
dart with pin-point accuracy
up to thirty feet.
Darts…………………………………………………
Damage Modifier: -1 / Add Brawn.
223.
Need that extra oomph that bone just can‟t give? Keep
your knuckles smooth as a baby‟s behind, and let our
brass knuckles do all the work—ergonomic and
lightweight. Put trash-talkers in their place.
Damage Modifier: +1 / Add Brawn.
Brass knuckles
Need a mace for that special someone? How about a broadsword for home
defense? Crossbow for the neighbor‟s dog doodling in your backyard?
Look no further.
Introducing the new Bedivere Line, brought to you by Fab Freddie‟s and Fief, a
genuine, unsullied planet caught up in a thousand years‟ Dark Age, an arsenal
20 each. of primitive weaponry.
Yes, you heard right, high-quality hand-to-hand weaponry, bows and crossbows,
all at prices so low you‟ll kick your jaw.
With the new governmental bans, primitive weapons, cheaper and easier to
maintain than their modern counterparts, are really coming into their own. A
great investment, and stylish to boot.
Order now and be entered in our contest to win a real king‟s jewel encrusted
dagger.
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1,500.
1,250.
cat o’nine tails
Cotton and professionally-cured leather padding. The etched scrollwork will
What man could forget their childhood‟s first gander at the
be the envy of all your friends.
Panther Girl™ vid comics? Which one of her nemeses will ever
Available in small, medium, large and extra large tall.
forget the sting of her patented weapon? Act
Provides 2 points of Armor.
now, and with your purchase we‟ll include her
entire first season, surgically implanted in your
750.
B.—gauntlets
brain for free. Me-ROWR!!!
The ideal compliment to our Breast Plate. Steel
Damage Modifier: +1 / Add Brawn.
rivetting, leather strapping, one size fits all.
Damage Modifier: +1 / Add Brawn
350.
Foil
Provides 1 point of Armor.
Just what the fencing fanatic ordered. Our foil
a.—Breast plate
provides a flexible yet sturdy blade that easily
punches through even leather. En garde! Lunge!
Parry!
Damage Modifier: +3 / Add Brawn.
325.
Nunchaku
Actor and martial arts instructor, coordinator and choreographer, Yeng
Chi Duk‟s weapon of choice. Check out our take on this classic
martial arts weapon: steel or wooden construction (as pictured) with
rubber-coated steel chain, to avoid those
nasty pinches, and padded coverings for
the learner.
Damage Modifier: +1 / Add Brawn.
500.
Soft cotton padding combined with durable steel
construction guaranteed to hold its shape even
under extreme cuncussions makes ours one
GREAT helm.
Choice of plume (Pink, orange or toupe), antlers
or horns.
Please specify hat size when ordering.
-1 Modifier to wearer‟s Perception and
Perception-related checks
Provides 1 point of Armor and Padding.
C.—GREAT helmet
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A tried and true weapon. Discoloration on some units is dried blood, and indicates a
previously-used unit. Acceptance of a previously-used unit will result in your name
being entered three times for the king‟s dagger.
Damage Modifier: +3 / Add Brawn.
A.—long sword
a.
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What‟s so great about our great sword? Well, mostly it‟s that it‟s so big. How big?
Well let‟s face it, size does matter.
Damage Modifier: +5 / Add Brawn
-1 modifier to Melee Weapons checks for each point of POW below 5.
E.—Great sword
475. F.—hunter’s bow
325.
Masterfully crafted and precise, even by our modern-day standards. Includes three
b.
extra bow strings and a nifty, handcrafted leather quiver (monograms
available).
e.
One dozen arrows………
250.
g.
Damage Modifier: +3
300.
C.—dirk
Add Brawn.
f.
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The ORIGINAL concealed weapon, and now available in a new
c.
800.
G.—pike
plastic model, faithfully molded from the original.
Plastic model……………………………
315. Oak shaft, steel tip honed down to almost
d.
Damage Modifier: +1 / Add Brawn.
nothing. Popularized by the people of
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the Kingdom of Nice in their glorious
425.
D.—the crusher
rebellion against King Dastardly the Nice.
Popularized by the police force of King Dastardly the Nice in their mounted
Tip only illustrated, actual pole length of
suppression of the Serf Riots of 912: The Bedivere Line‟s mace.
21‟ not pictured.
Damage Modifier: +1 / Add Brawn.
Damage Modifier: +3 / Add Brawn.
B.—War hammer
This is no artisan‟s tool for nails, but it‟s great for
nailing…
Skulls. Double-headed so you can get „em even on the
backswing.
Damage Modifier: +3 / Add Brawn.
750.
State of the art steel assemblage: sturdy, durable and lightweight.
Laser-assisted targetting system no longer available due to minor radiation seepage.
One dozen
quarrels…………………………………………………
300.
Damage Modifier: +5.
H.—HEAVY Crossbow
3,750.
Precision crafted oak and walnut construction, and
rubberized wheels. Trailer hitch included.
Assembly required.
Damage Modifier: +10.
Catapult
750.
Though never actually completing his quest for the semi-mythical snipe beast, Wally,
Sir Ward of Beaver, did, through his adventures with unruly peasants, savage wild
beasts, hapless travellers and stubborn trees, popularize the heavy battleaxe.
Now we‟re bringing it to you in all of its solid oak hafted, tempered steel glory.
Damage Modifier: +3 / Add Brawn
-1 modifier to Melee Weapons checks for each point of POW below 4.
I.—The Cleaver
Order NOW and OFTEN!!!
All orders received by December 25th will be placed
in a drawing to win what appears to be a cannon of
some sort. Measures 21‟ in length, no apparent
firing mechanism, unknown origin, possibly organic.
D6 x 7 Damage / Area of Effect / Burst Fire Capable.
The winner will be notified by courier no
later than June 13 of next year.
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