Day of SpongeBob By Jonah Bluh I SpongeBob wakes up with the blow of his horn. He goes down stairs, and gives Garry a scorn. He said, “Garry, why did you eat the soup?” He couldn’t reply because he had to poop. II Now SpongeBob has to go to work. Where Squidward is being a Jerk. Squidward says, “Why are you here?” “I came to work with you my peer.” III SpongeBob walks back into the kitchen. He’s about to cook, then sees a chicken. He looks again and realizes it Krabs. He says, “Start cookin’ those big meaty slabs.” IV A customer comes and wants to buy food. He says, “Make me a kelp shake dude.” He tells SpongeBob, “Make me the green stuff.” “Comin’ right up,” he said with a puff. V He whips one up and rings the bell. Squidward grabs it and says thanks in a yell. “There is no need to yell little squid.” Don’t tell me what to do, you’re a kid. VI SpongeBob runs out sad and crying. Squidward just stands there and won’t stop smilin’. He runs far, deep into the forest. Where he meets a weird, hippy, guitarist. VII He asks the stranger, “What I should do.” He said, “Follow your heart you’ll never lose.” OK I will do what you say. I will go home, get in bed, and sleep every day. VIII SpongeBob goes home and falls to sleep. He has a dream, he meets a sheep. It says, “I admonish you to not subside to Squidward’s devious plans. To help I bestow upon the wrath of the clams. IX He says be astute when you use power. You could have plumage, be mythical or be a flower. He wakes up, realizing it was a figment of imagination. He thinks he has the wrath of world domination. X He walks outside, gets hit on the head. Cries, whines and goes back to bed. He dreams again about a giant toad. Thanks for reading my SpongeBob episode. Rhymey Rhyme By Zac Giles I The baby chick couldn’t dance, it couldn’t sing, it couldn’t prance The baby chick was out of luck It sure felt like a little duck II Ducks weren’t fun, ducks weren’t cool, ducks were just stupid tools But the chick had a trick, the best trick of all time He could rhyme, and rhyme, and rhyme, and rhyme III When he rhymed, he started to dance He started to sing, he started to prance But only when he rhymed, he could do these things IV And when he didn’t rhyme, he didn’t dance He didn’t sing, he didn’t prance He was too scared to rhyme around the other chicks V He was running out of time They’d be chickens in no time He needed to learn, to learn how to rhyme VI In front of all the chicks, then he’d be cool As cool as a popsicle VII He went into the forest, to find the Rhymeacorn He was a unicorn that can rhyme VIII Then he found him, he found him indeed He was ten times greater than he could have ever seen VIV He taught him to rhyme, to rhyme In front of a huge crowd, that happened to be pretty loud X He did it, he did it at last The baby chicken rhymed The best rhyme of all time He was awesome I don’t know how to end this poem …bacon. Home Again By Zac Johnston Home is a five hour plane ride away. I am so looking forward to the end of May. The moment I walk in the door This big, black creature knocks me to the floor. My dog Moose is so happy to see me. Pawing, licking, and barking – he won’t let me be. I regain my composure, and I am all smiles I made the journey home – 2600 miles Moose whines and I pat his head. I say a silent prayer of thanks at the sight of MY bed. I’m still for a moment and just take in the sight My home, my dog, my family – I’m feeling alright. 24 hours have yet to pass Since I last saw friends from my class. Such good memories we’ve had For those adventures in paradise I’ll always be glad. Weekend adventures around the island by car. I think back and I’m amazed – I’ve come so far. Mahalo, Maui – Maui Prep it’s been fun But I’m headed back for some California sun. The City Squirrel By Coleman Kingwell I I awoke like a lion Coleman is a squirrel The squirrel is awake It watches the quake The citizens run to and fro II I want to step out I want to go I run for the green III And try not to pee I feel the rush The powers touch IV I see the man The watching man Towering above the trees he can V I feel the urge to follow him Right into the darkness within I feel the light VI I take the flight The path ahead is brightly white…… I am in the sea VII Farther than anyone else can see I see the sponge What the heck VIII I think my brain is messing with me I swim around to find a pineapple I invite myself in IX I see the portal I see the light Then I begin to take flight…. X What What’s happening? I thought it was over? XI Where am I now Is that a cat? Is it wearing a hat? XII Where is the rat That cat is a little fat Let’s take off Silent Life By Jessica Kingwell I. BOOOOM!!! The earth lies still All that is left are the whisperers The ones that are silent The ones that are expected II. The water flows upon the rocks Down, around, and over It is lonely with no one but the Elders, children, and nobodies III. Back and forth the wise ones rock Their leaves swaying with the wind Softly thinking to themselves Sharing with the others IV. The whole world is left with anyone No one but the whisperers The ones that have been classified as the Elders, children, and nobodies V. The children play by the stream Hopping through the water They all laugh as loud as the waves crashing on the rocks They are shushed by the elders VI. The nobodies are by themselves With their minds Blocked by the world They like it that way VII. It is supposed to be this way When the world is gone And no one is left but The elders, children, and nobodies By Lexie Leon I. I am in my wedding dress walking down the hall I see a painting on the wall There are roses, daisies, and lilies too But I see pass them I see right through I know what the painter must have been thinking She must have been getting married too For she expressed all the fear and excitement That a woman not doing the same as I Could have never drawn with so grace and ease I think I might cry II. I put the finishing touches on my hair and my makeup My bridesmaids stare in awe Like they’ve never even saw Me scuttle down the street They smile and stare and say with clemency I look just like an angel III. The musicians are playing my song now I must walk down the aisle What if they don’t clap? What if he changed his mind? And when it comes to saying vows Oh never mind That won’t happen We love each other I start to trot: EARTHQUAKE!!! IV. I am fine but is everyone else? I get the thumbs up sign from my maid of honor And I know I will never again be a single woman And that makes me fretful and enthusiastic at once V. I am not distinguishing what is happing In the background I hear snapping My whole world is in a daze I hope it’s not another faze I’m repeating words but I cannot hear them At least I’m holding up my gaze VI. Now I’m at the party Feeling very very hearty We dance and sing We all get festive I gorge a ton We all have fun After when I throw my flowers I feel as if I’m in a shower It’s like I’m a bird soaring through the sky Getting so super high Then they bring out the cake And it calls out my name VII. The celebration comes to a halt But it’s not anyone’s fault It’s almost midnight So who’s to blame? It is just a silly game VIII. We get the maids from the hotel To clean up our magic spell Tonight was just as magical As a princess in a castle Our limo takes us to our house I fall asleep in my blouse IX. When I wake Evening breaks The butler rushes us out the door He is pretty hard core X. Autumn leaves fall off the trees I smile and feel the cooling breeze We are almost to the airport Where we will deport Off to the jungle in Brazil for our one and only honeymoon Friday Minecraft By Lucas Mackin I. Today is Friday I want to get home Because Friday is minecraft Where I'm building my dome II. I rush into the car So anxious to begin Which starts with a call With my best pal Ryan III. My dad picks me up And he knows it's my day So he gets me home in a hurry And tells me to play IV. I grab my belongings And rush into the house Empty out my laptop And position my mouse V. I switch on my phone Dialing carefully and slow And say, "Hey Ryan, I'm ready to go!" VI. I turn on my Bukkit server Hoping there are no glitches Since I have downloaded The mod with ditches VII. We start out in a cave With a sticky situation Hoping no creepers Spawn at our station VIII. We run into a zombie Since there's no light We both freak out Because of the fright IX. We walk out of the cave Jumping with joy Since we collected 8 diamonds, oh boy! X. Leaving the game We sprint to our homes The monsters behind us We are done building our domes! A Pencil I Found by Molly Manafo I found a pencil on the ground, And wondered who had thrown it down. What kind of things had they written? Why was the pencil so terribly bitten? The pencil was sharpened down to a stub, But yet I decided to pick it up To see if the words the writer had to say Were still stored in the pencil today. Of all the pencils in his pencil bag, This is the one he had to have. The poor pencil, old and worn. How many pages had been torn? For the author to accomplish his goal, And express his feelings to young and old. I envision him, struggling to phrase All of the things he desired to say. Until finally the pencil wore down And here he left it here, on the ground. But there are words he left untold: How many secrets can a pencil hold? Remembering by Molly Manafo I can almost remember the feeling: So cold, so soft. Mom tells me to bundle up tight: It’s cold tonight. I heed her words and put on an extra layer, Before I put on my red-and-yellow outdoor wear My brother hurries to get outside first, But his arms go where the legs are supposed to in his green outdoor wear, And mom has to help him put it on right, before he can go outside. I can almost remember everything we’d make out of it: the little man that succeeded in melting by the next day, The balls that I could never get to be perfectly round, no matter how hard I tried And all those times we tried to build forts, we couldn’t pack the blocks tight enough. My brother and I would break icicles off the low porch roof, Pretend they were swords, and fight each other until the ice was just a stub. Then we’d suck on the cold ice pieces left – It made mom’s hot cocoa taste even better. I can almost remember the color: A glittering shade brighter than white itself. I hold my mitten out and tiny pieces fall into my hand, a gift from the world above. I bring out my flashlight to see the shapes, Tiny little crystals William Bentley cared so much about, But I can only catch a glimpse before they melt in the bright light. I can almost remember it: The snow Dear Math By Layla Nabavi (Math, here is a poem I made about you; I know you’ll hate it.) Dear Math, You’re not a living thing, just numbers on a sheet. I hate you because you make me solve your problems. Even though I have my own to solve. Who cares about you! The only person does is my math teacher! You bring my grades down, and you don’t care. So it makes me want to pull my hair. When I have free time, you are always in my way, to solve more problems for my math grade. Who wants you! I have better things to do then sit there staring at you to see how amI going to get the answer right! Every day is always a fight between you and me math! Don’t you understand! I know you don’t and never will! What’s the point about odd and even numbers? Why they are even called that? Or about reciprocals, why do they have to be flipped around so much all the time?! And variables, what’s the point about letters in a math problem! I mean come on! If something says “Find x” you can just circle the letter and that would be your answer! Everything is your fault! Why do you have to be so difficult! Why am I even talking to you! You’re not even alive! Just problems that our teacher gives us…. Wait, it is also my math teacher’s fault too! She’s the one who gave me you! I need to have a talk with her, and you are coming with me! I have many things I need to say off of my chest to her, but I would put it in a poem instead. Just like the one I made about you. Luminous Light By: Alexa I. I show you things, That were once hidden. Sometimes I can be seen, Sometimes I am forbidden. II. At times I am there, At times I am gone. At times I am faint, At times I am strong. III. I light up the path, By which you walk along. I have my own rhythm, I have my own song. IV. At times I am like a tiger I soar across the sky. But sometimes I feel forgotten, I just cannot lie. V. I am everywhere, There is always a place for me. On the tops of the mountains, In the bottom of the sea. VI. I fill your heart, I fill your soul. I help you with your life, But I do not control. VII. There is not much I need, There is not much I want. My life is simple. With very few grunts. VIII. I represent beauty, I represent love. I represent peace, I am like a golden dove. IX. I am as smooth as honey, I am bright as the sun. I am full of passion, I love everything I’ve done. X. Light is life, It comes from within. It shows you everything, From New York to Berlin. Heracles the Chinchilla By Starla Racine Heracles is a chinchilla, he likes to eat vanilla. I made him cry, or is there something in his eye? He ran all the way to Sealand, which is very far. I drove to Greenland, in my tiny car. Heracles ate some more vanilla, and I bought a new chinchilla. Heracles fell asleep on a mat, and I fell asleep with a cat. It’s too bad that he now lives in Sealand, Because I’m all the way in Greenland. Heracles will continue eating his vanilla, And I will continue playing with my new chinchilla. Heracles is allergic to spice, And I like to eat bags of ice. Heracles the chinchilla fell in his vanilla I decided to get yet another chinchilla. It’s too bad he’s in Sealand Because I’m all the way in Greenland. Heracles is a chinchilla, and he likes to eat vanilla. Emma I Shall Call Down My Precious Moon Tonight I. As the sun fades The moon awakes The stars shine like Diamonds in a hot summer haze II. I gaze into the never-ending Sea of jewels like fire flies Making their way to the dark pools III. The clouds spawn in the Northern sky They defy the odds of gravity Rising higher into their eternal cavity IV. The silent owl puffs its wings Plunging into the song of the breeze Drawing nearer to the moon A great shadow casts across the sea The owl is free V. I fall deeper into my daze My dreams soar across Like Scattered hopes while my doubts are busy fading XI. Although the moon has its ways It kisses the sky good night And she begins to blush A sea of yellow and orange fill the sky I shall call down my precious moon Tonight Sarah Wilhelm Sonia, my Kitty~ My cat walks to her bowl, heading for the food it contains. She ate some yesterday, and she’ll eat what remains. As she creeps toward the bowl, quiet as a shadow, she blends into the dark like a flower in a meadow. She crouches down low, getting ready to pounce. The food she was looking for was a gray mouse. But I ruin her chance, when I tip over a large chair, And then Sonia leaps 4 feet in the air. The mouse gets away, and now she’s mad at me. She pounces again, and I start to flee. I wave my white flag and start to surrender, I don’t wish to run from my cat for forever. I distract her by throwing a toy down the hall. Thank god I had that white ping pong ball… Now she gets bored, and she’s still upset. I go over to hug my sad, jet black pet. I throw the white ball and off she goes again, I’m happy to know that she’s still my friend <3 J.J. Jerome One evening On a fun Christmas day I looked outside But did not see Santa’s sleigh I went down stairs To check the milk and cookies They were still there Maybe Santa’s reindeer were rookies I. The next morning I looked under the tree You know what stunk There were no presents for me II. I got to the North Pole Ready to make Santa eat krill But all I saw Was my uncle bill The snow devoured me All he said was Hey kid have some soup And guess what happened after that I stepped in polar bear poop My uncle said She sells seashells by the seashore He pointed and yelled ram I looked over and yelled Get out of here scram III. So my trail ended there And I went swimming with a manta But guess what I’m still looking for you Santa A Whisper in a Tree I am sitting in a meadow Full of daisies and wheat I cannot hear anything But the pounding in my heart There is a sound off to the distance but I ignore it I am hypnotized by the beauty surrounding me There is tall wheat grasses growing around me And little white daises here and there The sun is shining down on me Like there is a light trying to get me When I look down there I see a little black beetle It looks just like a little black rock I look back up again but it’s the same scene Of wheat and daises on rolling hills I feel like I’m the only person in the whole universe A little joy pouring out of my heart I love it; it feels like I can do anything and everything I want to do I keep hearing a whispering noise behind me Like there is someone calling for help I turn around and I see one majestic oak tree Vacillating in the distance I amble toward it The sound gets louder and louder as I come closer It sounds like It’s saying “Help me, help me!” It’s a girl “Where are you?” I say “Help me, help me” it says I say it again: “Where are you?” No response I give the tree a reconnaissance Nobody there I start to turn around and walk back “Help me, help me” it says I turn back around I notice how the tree has many branches coming off of it like hair I count the leaves 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 There is only one pink flower on the end of one branch That’s separate than the other branches There are two long branches coming off the sides of the tree trunk The rest of the branches are skinny They are coming off the top Some of those branches have the leaves on the end of them I take a step closer I study the trunk It has a lot of lines on it Curvy and straight but two things stick out to me I look closer at those two things and then, Eyes open to the world It’s not easy to be me When you need help you can hear me coming, Although I seem unloving I am really just in need of being wanted, All I want is to be flaunted. When I speak the softest of words the earth rumbles about It crumbles and jumbles till someone screams out “RUN!” Then everyone turns their backs to me and flees throughout the city, What they don’t understand is that I am simply just a helping hand. What I want is the best for you and for me, But that you cannot see. Under this macho facade there’s not much to see, all that’s left is well, just me. Although I can jump a million miles high and a million miles wide Does that make me any less alone inside? What I wish is to find love, Although I know that will never be. But maybe we can change that starting with you First we must introduce. I, am, HULK. -Anonymous Cats Starla Racine The cats, They gather around me, Awaiting my touch. You, I wait as the cats, Hoping for you To lean in Close And pet me Softly, Gently. The cats, They probably Wonder How it is like to be Me... I ponder How it is like To be a cat Constantly... For you, especially, I want to be your cat.