Sun Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 5 22:01:51 1993 : #9841362 From: Peter Gluck : stinko@panix.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 77 words 537 bytes : Frank is dead. Msg-ID: <2dugtc$9p5@panix.com> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 00:45:16 -050 Org. : PANIX Public Access Internet and Unix, NYC I just flipped the channels and heard on the news, "He was 52." while a picture of Zappa was displayed. I haven't seen anything else yet, but I guess he died tonight. I need a drink. Peter -All the clouds turn to words All the words float in sequence No one knows what they mean Everyone just ignores them. -ENO | | | | Peter Gluck CIS: 776066,1133 stinko@panix.com pgluck@jyacc.com *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Sun Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 5 23:06:18 1993 : #9842095 From: Tom Dempster : tomd@netcom.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 25 words 265 bytes : CBS report: passed away Msg-ID: <tomdCHLMxr.80u@netcom.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 05:51:26 Org. : NETCOM On-line Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest) CBS is reporting that Frank died yesterday. My brother committing suicide was one thing, but this may be more than I can take. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Sun Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 5 23:06:18 1993 : #9842096 From: Randy Crump : rcrump@csulb.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 4 words 154 bytes : Re: CBS report: passed away Msg-ID: <RCRUMP.93Dec5223803@beach.csulb.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 06:38:03 GMT Org. : Cal State Long Beach Good-bye, Frank Zappa. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Sun Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 5 23:06:19 1993 : #9842097 From: Ted Molczan : molczan@gpu.utcc.utoronto.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 136 words 762 bytes : Frank has died. Msg-ID: <CHLpnB.738@gpu.utcc.utoronto.ca> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 06:49:58 Org. : UTCC Public Access I am sad to say that I have just seen a bulletin on CNN that Frank Zappa has died of prostate cancer at age 52. Like everyone here, I have been hoping for the best, while fearing the worst. His passing is hard to take, especially at so young an age, but he accomplished a great deal in the time he had. One thought that consoles me is that he lived long enough to participate in the Yellow Shark project, and finally heard his music performed by people who cared. Those who wish to send their condolences to Gail and the kids can write to the following address: Frank Zappa P.O. Box 5265 North Hollywood, CA USA 91616 -Ted Molczan@gpu.utcs.utoronto.ca *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Sun Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 5 23:06:19 1993 : #9842098 From: Jan Christiaan van Win : jc@sci.kun.nl : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 107 words 828 bytes : Frank Zappa died Msg-ID: <CHLoAJ.L3q@sci.kun.nl> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 06:20:43 Org. : University of Nijmegen, The Netherlands I heard the following news this morning on the breakfast news: Frank Zappa died at the age of 52 and was burried on Saturday December 4. Th world greatest musician, guitar player, composer is no longer creating the music we all love. I am a bit sad now, but we will still be able to play the magnificent music he made. May he rest in peace, and I wish his family the strength to bear this loss. JC -___ __ ____________________________________________________________________ |/ \ Jan Christiaan van Winkel jc@sci.kun.nl | Alternative e-mail addresses: jc@oreo.atcmp.nl and jc@atcmp.nl __/ \__/ ____________________________________________________________________ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Sun Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 5 23:06:19 1993 : #9842099 From: Chris Ullsperger : ullsperg@mendel.berkeley.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 74 words 503 bytes : Music is the Best! Msg-ID: <2dulb8$cgt@agate.berkeley.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 07:00:56 GMT Org. : Dept. of Molecular and Cellar Biology, UC-Berk Well, I am at a loss for words, frankly. This sucks. I hope his last days weren't filled with too much pain... Suffice it to say that the next few days will be filled with the man's music. Maybe if we all play our stereo's at the same time he'll be able to hear it... Long live Zappa! ---------------------------------------------------my ship of love, ready to attack *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 00:02:47 1993 Message : #9842679 From: delisle Address : delisle@goshen.connected.com Group : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa Length : 78 words 606 bytes Subject : CNN NEWS: Frank Zappa has died of cancer. Msg-ID: <2dukja$om0@goshen.connected.com> Posted: 5 Dec 1993 22:48:10 -080 Org. : Connected INC -- Internet Services In a CNN news report tonight they said that Frank Zappa died and was buried Sunday in a private ceremony. They reported that he died from prostate cancer which he had been battling for some time. he was fifty-two years old. They said Frank Zappa was a leader in the war against the censorship of music and broke new ground in rock music. -delisle@connected.com delisle@eskimo.com "The advance of civilization means the continuing restrictions on privacy." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 00:02:47 1993 : #9842680 From: Bob Longo : longo@sfpp.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 53 words 484 bytes : Frank Zappa died! Msg-ID: <1993Dec5.220539.336@sfpp.com> Posted: 5 Dec 93 22:05:39 PDT Org. : Santa Fe Pacific Pipelines Frank Zappa died today (12/5) of his cancer. you! Good bye, Frank. I'll miss -Bob =======================================+================================= ===== Bob Longo (longo@sfpp.com) | "I am not gonna raise taxes on the Santa Fe Pacific Pipelines | middle class to pay for these Los Angeles, CA | programs." - Bill Clinton *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length 6 00:02:48 1993 : #9842681 From: Mike Quigley : Mr_Gigabyte@mindlink.bc.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 4 words 123 bytes Subject : :-( Msg-ID: <33818@mindlink.bc.ca> Posted: 6 Dec 93 07:16:10 GMT Org. : MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada A sad day... *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 00:02:50 1993 : #9842682 From: Markus Fuenfrocken : gg15hzmf@sbusol.rz.uni-sb.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 186 words 1091 bytes : ZAPPA IS DEAD ! Msg-ID: <2dumb7INNm4p@coli-gate.coli.uni-sb.de> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 07:17:59 GMT Org. : Computational Linguistics Dept., U Saarbruecken A sad day for all of us... Frank Vincent Zappa is dead ! I just heard the morning news in germnay. He died a day ago and was burried in the closest family-circle. He died in his house. All the words can't express what i feel this morning. I saw this man only one from face to face. Fuck i got in contact with his music so late. Fuck i'm so fucking young. Only the good die young! Or is it: Only the GOD dies young ? The musical world is a genius poorer. Even if he said: "I don't care about the peolpe remebering me - i don't wanna be remembered. People who want to be remembered call themselves Bush or Reagan". So Frank, from here and from us - many thanks for your appearance on this fucking planet - YOU made it a little more worth living on. In deep sadness, Markus F. -Markus Fuenfrocken IRC: KUSIE Internet: gg15hzmf@sbusol.rz.uni-sb.de (FINGER for further details) mafu@hermes.rz.uni-sb.de *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 00:02:51 1993 Message : #9842683 From: U001350@HNYKUN11.URC.KUN.NL Group : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa Length : 149 words 1014 bytes Subject : Re: Frank Zappa died Msg-ID: <16C9C7457.U001350@HNYKUN11.URC.KUN.NL> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 07:16:18 Org. : Universitair Centrum Informatievoorziening In article <CHLoAJ.L3q@sci.kun.nl> jc@sci.kun.nl (Jan Christiaan van Winkel) writes: > > >I heard the following news this morning on the breakfast news: > >Frank Zappa died at the age of 52 and was burried on Saturday December 4. > >Th world greatest musician, guitar player, composer is no longer >creating the music we all love. > >I am a bit sad now, but we will still be able to play the magnificent >music he made. > >May he rest in peace, and I wish his family the strength to bear this loss. > Should have lived another 52 years. FZ come back. JAn. >JC >->___ __ ____________________________________________________________________ > |/ \ Jan Christiaan van Winkel jc@sci.kun.nl > | Alternative e-mail addresses: jc@oreo.atcmp.nl and jc@atcmp.nl >__/ \__/ ____________________________________________________________________ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 01:02:15 1993 : #9843176 From: Heiko Kiessling : kiess@i30s26.ira.uka.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 240 words 1319 bytes : Re: Frank Zappa died Msg-ID: <2duq5eINN2lj@iraun1.ira.uka.de> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 08:23:10 GMT Org. : University of Karlsruhe, Germany, Department of Informatics In article <16C9C7457.U001350@HNYKUN11.URC.KUN.NL>, U001350@HNYKUN11.URC.KUN.NL writes: |> In article <CHLoAJ.L3q@sci.kun.nl> |> jc@sci.kun.nl (Jan Christiaan van Winkel) writes: |> |> > |> > |> >I heard the following news this morning on the breakfast news: |> > |> >Frank Zappa died at the age of 52 and was burried on Saturday December 4. |> > |> >Th world greatest musician, guitar player, composer is no longer |> >creating the music we all love. |> |> > |> >I am a bit sad now, but we will still be able to play the magnificent |> >music he made. |> > |> >May he rest in peace, and I wish his family the strength to bear this loss. |> > |> |> Should have lived another 52 years. |> FZ come back. Me too. I always hoped he would live a thirty years at least fighting prostate cancer, as did for example Anthony Burgess. I must say I expected the worst, but now that it happened, words fail me. I hope I will be able to listen to his music again soon. Ciao, Heiko -"I have a dream that someday people will no longer be judged by their skin color or gender but by the things that really count, like their taste in music." -Murphy Brown *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 01:02:16 1993 : #9843177 From: Michael Illgner : fillg1@haegar2.uni-paderborn.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 32 words 415 bytes : He is dead ! Msg-ID: <2duq76$53c@haegar2.uni-paderborn.de> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 09:24:06 +010 Org. : Universitaet Paderborn, Germany I am so sorry Good Bye Frank !!! -Michael Illgner Theodorstrasse 27 2331 4790 Paderborn 05251/26488 Germany fillg1@uni-paderborn.de Warburger Strasse 100 Tel. Buero Theoretische Physik Privat 05251/60- Buero : N3.323 *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 01:02:16 1993 : #9843178 From: Johan L}ng : long@Bagdad.docs.uu.se : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 96 words 715 bytes : Re: Frank Zappa died! Msg-ID: <2duqnr$4j0@corax.udac.uu.se> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 08:32:59 GMT Org. : Uppsala University longo@sfpp.com (Bob Longo) writes: >Frank Zappa died today (12/5) of his cancer. miss you! Good bye, Frank. I'll >-Bob Shocking News!! I'll miss him too!! The fresh breeze of musical innovation...and I'll guess that it will hold on for some time to come. My sad, humble thanks to an ingenious composer. Johan. >=======================================+================================ ====== >Bob Longo (longo@sfpp.com) | "I am not gonna raise taxes on the >Santa Fe Pacific Pipelines | middle class to pay for these >Los Angeles, CA | programs." - Bill Clinton *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 01:02:16 1993 : #9843179 From: David Silver : dsilver@panix.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 219 words 1195 bytes : Frank Zappa for President Msg-ID: <2duqpr$nal@panix.com> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 03:34:03 -050 Org. : PANIX Public Access Internet and Unix, NYC I always like to think he could have done it. I guess I'm glad I heard about Frank's passing here on the net, loosely connected to so many others who will miss him. Maybe he's up there helping out with the Hubble? Shit. The man ought to be walking this earth. So this is what it's like to get older, you get to see all the people you love and admire waste away and die (not to mention yourself). I know it's depressing, but it's true, and really sad. Is this an extra poignant time for anyone else out there, being so close to the anniversary of John Lennon's unfortunate departure? I met FZ twice, once when he did an interview at the NYU radio station around 1978 (he autographed my music notebook along with writing a short musical phrase), and once at the Bottom Line when he dropped in to play with Flo and Eddie, maybe 1976. I used to go to 5 or 6 Halloween shows in a weekend at the Palladium back in those days, and take hundreds of pictures. Anyway, I don't mean to go on and on, I just feel really bad. loss. -David Silver dsilver@panix.com *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 01:02:17 1993 : #9843180 From: Malcolm Humes : malcolm@wrs.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 355 words 1959 bytes : frank will live forever... What a Msg-ID: <malcolm.755164080@wrs.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 07:48:00 Org. : Wind River Systems, Inc. I am sad but I am happy... most deaths that have ever touched my life have been a release - someone I knew who died a slow and painful death. I imagine that Frank Zappa's last year or so has been difficult and painful and that for him and his family the finality of his death is a happy release to his suffering. I respect and admire his strength to keep working and I'm certain that his music will be remembered and loved for years, widely interpreted by academia and by other musicians. Like Miles Davis or many of the jazz greats he has spawned a family off offspring that will continue to spread out into new horizons of creativity, both from his immediate family and his vast alumni of co-conspirators. Thanks, Frank! I recall hearing you say you didn't care if anyone remembered you, in response to the media asking what you wanted to be remembered for. Paraphrased, you said you did what you did because that was what you wanted to do, and if other folks liked it that was fine, but that wasn't the motivating force behind why you u did what you did. I'll still remember every concert of yours I saw anyway, especially the Sheik Yerbouti tour which was probably the first interesting show I ever saw live. And I'll remember talking to you on the radio when you considered running for president of the USA, and for the Porn Wars hearings. Thanks for fighting hard for what you believed in and in giving myself and others hope and inspiration to fight future battles of our own... oh well, I tried, but it still seems like shallow bs to me. I wish he had been able to stick around a few more decades. I'd rather have had a composer in the white house than a saxophone weilding politico. I can't think of any other artists as prolific and consistently enyoyable. - Malcolm "The present-day composer refuses to die!" EDGAR VARESE, July 1921 A *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 01:02:17 1993 : #9843182 From: brstr2::sysman : sysman@brstr2.enet.dec.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 66 words 457 bytes : )-: Thanks Frank :-( Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.084638.24915@decuk.uvo.dec.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 09:46:49 Org. : Digital Equipment Corporation Just heard some sad news on the radio: Frank died on saturday and was buried quietly. Panta rhei, ouden menei, except for the vast amount of music he gave us over the years... May he rest in peace and may his music be here as long as Bach's, Mozart's, Beethoven's and Stravinsky's. Thanks Frank. Dirk Van de moortel *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 01:02:17 1993 : #9843183 From: David Fuller : dafuller@sequent.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 23 words 294 bytes : Re: ZAPPA IS DEAD ! Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.082721.27405@sequent.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 93 08:27:21 G Org. : Sequent Computer Systems Inc. Sigh. -Dave Fuller Sequent Computer Systems dafuller@sequent.com All opinions expressed are my own and not those of Sequent Computer Systems, Inc. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 02:01:55 1993 : #9843650 From: RB : upubrb@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 65 words 431 bytes : Zappa is dead. Msg-ID: <CHLvnx.G5D@acsu.buffalo.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 09:02:00 Org. : University at Buffalo While I will miss Zappa's creativity, I think I will miss his staunch individualism even more. At a time when such individualism is a rare commodity, we lose a great champion for individualism. Zappa always walked it like he talked it, and there are few in the industry that you can truly say that about. Viva Zappa! ltothjr. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 02:01:55 1993 : #9843651 From: Dirk Froehling : dirk@gaga.maschinenbau.uni-dortmund.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 27 words 320 bytes : The present day composer is dead... Msg-ID: <9312060906.AA11895@gaga.maschinenbau.uni-dortmund.de> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 03:05:36 -060 Org. : UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway ... and this makes me very sad. Dirk | Dirk Froehling - Germany, Uni Dortmund, FB Maschinenbau, LS Mechanik | | dirk@gaga.maschinenbau.uni-dortmund.de | *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 02:01:55 1993 : #9843652 From: PARALIS Jean-Pierre : jpp@saphir.biomath.jussieu.fr : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 62 words 369 bytes : rip ! Msg-ID: <jpp.755168652@saphir> Posted: 6 Dec 93 09:04:12 GMT Org. : Universites Paris VI/Paris VII - France sad day :( i'm gonna heard it one more time! his music never die ! -when you wake up in the morning take a few minute, an listen to the very first idea which come to your mind ! It could be the | | | | jean pierre paralis tel: 72 35 90 94 (33) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 02:01:56 1993 Message : #9843653 From: HENK MEULENDIJKS Address : i323859@phceaa20.cad-sg.ce.philips.nl Group : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa Length : 34 words 322 bytes Subject : verify Msg-ID: <CHLwC8.B1n@ce.philips.nl> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 09:14:31 Org. : Philips Consumer Electronics, Eindhoven, The Netherlands Maybe It is wrong but this morning the Dutch national radio said in a newsbullitan that Frank Zappa died. Normally I concider this as a rumour but this national radio. verify please. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 02:01:56 1993 : #9843654 From: PARALIS Jean-Pierre : jpp@saphir.biomath.jussieu.fr : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 86 words 558 bytes : rip Msg-ID: <jpp.755170409@saphir> Posted: 6 Dec 93 09:33:29 GMT Org. : Universites Paris VI/Paris VII - France sad day :( i'm gonna heard it again ! his music never die ! "c'est toujours les meilleurs qui partent les premiers" french citation. -when you wake up in the morning take a few minute | jean pierre paralis and listen to the very first idea which come to your| tel: 72 35 90 94 (33) mind ! It could be the beguining of an extraordinary| jpp@biomath.jussieu.fr adventure ! The beguining of HAPINNESS ! | jpp@zen.gatelink.fr.net *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 02:01:56 1993 : #9843655 From: Jerry Glomph Black : black@ll.mit.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 64 words 455 bytes : The short form: farewell Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.090009.16394@ll.mit.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 93 09:00:09 G Org. : Mental Floss U. FRANK ZAPPA DEAD AT 52--Musician and composer Frank Zappa, who fused rock, jazz and classical music behind lyrics of scathing, often raunchy satire and social commentary, has died of prostate cancer at 52. Zappa died Saturday evening at his Los Angeles home, a family friend said. He was buried in Los Angeles in a private ceremony Sunday. (6039) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 02:01:57 1993 : #9843657 From: Edward Tufic Saadi : e_saadi@guvax : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 19 words 193 bytes : Come Back, Frank. Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.044857.6196@guvax> Posted: 6 Dec 93 04:48:57 -0500 Org. : Georgetown University We love you Frank! I know that I will meet you someday. Until then, goodbye, old friend. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 03:02:03 1993 : #9844127 From: Stephen D. Grant : miles@ms.uky.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 65 words 469 bytes : Re: instrumental choice Msg-ID: <2dv0dr$3sv@s.ms.uky.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 05:10:03 -050 Org. : University of Kentucky, USA. -5 GMT My favs... "The Ocean is the Ultimmate Solution" from Sleep Dirt "Revised Music for Guitar and Low-Budget Orchestra" rom Studio Tan "Apostrophe" from Apostrophe' "Black Napkins" from Zoot Allures "Pink Napkins" from a 12" LP "Drafted Again" And the "Shut Up and Play Your Guitar" box set has LOTS of good stuff! Thanks for the smiles, Frank. RIP. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 03:02:03 1993 : #9844128 From: simon roberts : spxscr@thor.cf.ac.uk : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 13 words 209 bytes : Dead Msg-ID: <22536.9312061008@thor.cf.ac.uk> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 93 10:08:07 G Org. : University of Wales College of Cardiff, Cardiff, Wales, UK And now, a minutes snork... You changed my life. Thankyou Frank. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 03:02:04 1993 : #9844131 From: Phineas : phin@west.darkside.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 215 words 1198 bytes : Frank Zappa 1940-1993... RIP Msg-ID: <JcR5Dc1w165w@west.darkside.com> Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 93 01:39:30 Org. : The Dark Side of the Moon +1 408 245 SPAM I knew this day would come but of course it always comes too soon... turning on the news and finding that Frank has died. Even now, I find it hard to believe he's dead... Frank just always seemed like the kind of person who would live forever. I remember an interview he did on the Today show where he said "It doesn't matter how people will remember me" but I'll always remember him as a brilliant artist, a musical genius, and a very funny and smart guy who made a lot of people laugh and think and dazzled us with his music. Frank may have died at the relatively young age of 52, but he certainly lived an extraordinarily full and productive lifetime and left behind an enormous body of work that I can only hope will continue to be appreciated and re-appreciated for many years to come. Thank you Frank... rest well. --Phineas Narco PS. If there is anyone in the bay area who is going to LA for the funeral, I would greatly appreciate a ride... though I don't know at this point where and when it will be exactly. I assume quite a lot of people will be there. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 03:02:04 1993 : #9844132 From: Florian Ziemann : fziemann@Physik.TU-Muenchen.DE : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 27 words 282 bytes : FZ is dead Msg-ID: <fziemann.755173380@Physik.TU-Muenchen.DE> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 10:23:00 Org. : Leibniz-Rechenzentrum, Muenchen (Germany) I can't believe the conceptual continuity will cease at this point. May the deathless horsie live forever... Good bye, Frank. I love your music. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 03:02:05 1993 : #9844134 From: Klimek : fm24@rummelplatz.uni-mannheim.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 36 words 480 bytes : Frank Zappa is dead ! Msg-ID: <2dv22a$qk3@darum.uni-mannheim.de> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 10:38:02 GMT Org. : A poorly-installed InterNetNews site I have just seen it in the TV news: ************************************************************************* **** *** Frank Zappa died this weekend from cancer. He has already been buried *** *** on sunday. *** ************************************************************************* **** Oliver *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 04:02:13 1993 Message : #9844535 From: mctkew@dct.ac.uk Group : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa Length : 50 words 335 bytes Subject : FZ bye bye Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.111149.9772@dct.ac.uk> Posted: 6 Dec 93 11:11:49 GMT Org. : Dundee Institute of Technology Bye Bye Frank - thanks for all your help !!! Does this mean that I should go work out another Zappa Guitar part instead of Trout Mask Replica ? Ken Whelan "Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true !" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 04:02:15 1993 : #9844537 From: David Basckin : basckin@mtb.und.ac.za : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 25 words 241 bytes : Mourning Msg-ID: <basckin.19.2D031512@mtb.und.ac.za> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 11:18:43 Org. : University Of Natal (Durban) I mourn the death of Frank Zappa. I mourn the loss of a composer, a musician, a libertarian and a humourist. David Basckin *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Group Length Subject 6 04:02:15 1993 : #9844538 From: LCARTA@delphi.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 17 words 206 bytes : Re: FZ bye bye Msg-ID: <931206.23596.LCARTA@delphi.com> Posted: Mon, 6 DEC 93 06:33:16 E Org. : Delphi Internet The world is not as good a place as it was yesterday. an FZ fan........ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 05:01:43 1993 : #9845019 From: Johannes Labisch : joe@cs.tu-berlin.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 97 words 798 bytes : Re: Frank Zappa died Msg-ID: <2dv6ih$77i@news.cs.tu-berlin.de> Posted: 06 Dec 1993 11:54:56 GMT Org. : TU Berlin Fachbereich Informatik A few years ago I read this (in german) in the german magazine "Stern": (re-translated) "'To be good, music has to be composed by one who is dead, preferably by one who is dead and was wearing a wig.' Frank Zappa, 46, Musician" (This must be six years ago. I'm still having that bit (with Frank's picture) in the pocket.) I once saw Frank wearing a wig on stage... Will people now be convinced that he was a great composer? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ Johannes Labisch TU Berlin joe@cs.tu-berlin.de ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 05:01:44 1993 : #9845020 From: HUELSEN FLORIAN : j3huel01@fsrz1.rz.uni-passau.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 56 words 932 bytes : Dead Msg-ID: <j3huel01.21@fsrz1.rz.uni-passau.de> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 11:56:37 Org. : University of Passau - Germany Oh my god, saw the news today ........now he's dead .......I can't believe it ! ********************************************************************** ________/ / __________ / / / / ______/ / / / / __________ / / ___________/ ______________/ __/ __/ __/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------Florian Huelsen, Universitt Passau: j3huel01@fsrz1.rz.uni-passau.de ---------------------------------------------------------------------Beam me up Scotty...........there's no intelligent life down here ! ********************************************************************** *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 05:01:45 1993 : #9845021 From: Glenn Wiltse : iggy@utopia.merit.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 128 words 785 bytes : Farewell Mr. Zappa Msg-ID: <2dv7r8$3gp@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 12:16:40 GMT Org. : Merit Network, Inc. Ann Arbor, MI Well apparently Frank died last night or eraly this morning, I don't know which. I just cought a blip on the ABC morning news this morning and I was in the bathroom at the time so I didn't hear the whole blip. Then to really piss me off I figure that Detroit's "clasic" rock station would acknowledge Mr. Zappa's passing, but no, the only peice of news I heard out of them was about moose dropping jewelry. WCSX are the call letters of the station, unfortunitly they are the best station in town these days. God I hate comercial music. At any rate this Zappa Fan, is sorry to see this legand die. He will always be my favorite musician/composer. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 05:01:45 1993 Message : #9845022 From: Magnum Address : olemo@dhhalden.no Group : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa Length : 129 words 922 bytes Subject : Re: Frank is dead. Msg-ID: <olemo.388.2D032533@dhhalden.no> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 12:27:31 Org. : ODH In article <2dugtc$9p5@panix.com> stinko@panix.com (Peter Gluck) writes: >I just flipped the channels and heard on the news, "He was 52." while a >picture of Zappa was displayed. I haven't seen anything else yet, but I >guess he died tonight. I need a drink. I heard the news from a fellow Zappa-fan and good friend of mine this morning, just before my assembly exam. Sad news indeed... Let's throw a party for him, listen to his records and remember him and his music. He's given us lots that will never go away even though he himself has. Peace! -Magnum Snail-mail: Ole M. Olsen Hovsveien 130 olemo@gyda.dhhalden.no N-1769 HALDEN NORWAY E-mail: olemo@dhhalden.no Spelling and grammar errors are righted intentionally. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 05:01:45 1993 : #9845023 From: Andre Csillaghy : csillag@iem.ee.ethz.ch : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 28 words 231 bytes : NO SUBJECT ... Msg-ID: <CHM52s.53y@bernina.ethz.ch> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 12:23:12 Org. : ETH Zurich, Switzerland He made me discover what music is ... but he was only interested in two things. See if you can guess what they were ... Andre *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 05:01:45 1993 : #9845024 From: Magnum : olemo@dhhalden.no : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 80 words 633 bytes : Request for reposts: Zappa interviews Msg-ID: <olemo.389.2D03263F@dhhalden.no> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 12:32:00 Org. : ODH Now that Frank is no longer with us, it would be nice if someone who has kept them would be kind enough to repost the interviews with him that have appeared on this group more or less recently (I've seen at least a couple this year, and I'm sure there are more). -Magnum Snail-mail: Ole M. Olsen E-mail: olemo@dhhalden.no Hovsveien 130 olemo@gyda.dhhalden.no N-1769 HALDEN NORWAY Spelling and grammar errors are righted intentionally. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 05:01:45 1993 : #9845025 From: Magnum : olemo@dhhalden.no : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 41 words 478 bytes : Re: :-( Msg-ID: <olemo.391.2D0326BD@dhhalden.no> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 12:34:05 Org. : ODH In article <33818@mindlink.bc.ca> Mr_Gigabyte@mindlink.bc.ca (Mike Quigley) writes: >A sad day... Indeed! -Magnum Snail-mail: Ole M. Olsen Hovsveien 130 olemo@gyda.dhhalden.no N-1769 HALDEN NORWAY E-mail: olemo@dhhalden.no Spelling and grammar errors are righted intentionally. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 05:01:46 1993 : #9845026 From: Glenn Wiltse : iggy@utopia.merit.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 179 words 1083 bytes : Re: Farewell Mr. Zappa Msg-ID: <2dv9no$3m5@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 12:48:56 GMT Org. : Merit Network, Inc. Ann Arbor, MI opps, I guess I shouldn't be to quick to blame WCSX for not reporting of Zappa`s death. The word I'm getting now is that it happened Saturday. So who has the whole story? In article <2dv7r8$3gp@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> iggy@utopia.merit.edu (Glenn Wiltse) writes: :) Well apparently Frank died last night or eraly this morning, I don't know :)which. I just cought a blip on the ABC morning news this morning and I was :)in the bathroom at the time so I didn't hear the whole blip. :) Then to really piss me off I figure that Detroit's "clasic" rock station :)would acknowledge Mr. Zappa's passing, but no, the only peice of news I heard :)out of them was about moose dropping jewelry. WCSX are the call letters of the :)station, unfortunitly they are the best station in town these days. :)God I hate comercial music. :) At any rate this Zappa Fan, is sorry to see this legand die. He will :)always be my favorite musician/composer. :) :) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 06:03:43 1993 : #9845806 From: Norman Purves : purves@cfht.hawaii.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 145 words 899 bytes : Grief Msg-ID: <purves.755182145@cfht.hawaii.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 12:49:05 Org. : University of Hawaii We've all known, or at least suspected that this day would come. Frank Zappa is dead. With him dies a vital part of the old "counterculture" of the sixties and seventies. It is not a loss that we who remember those days with meaning can take without an unavoidable dimunition of our own selves and the lives we have tried to give meaning. But, we must not dispair, just because the great man is gone from us- we must not accept defeat because Zap is gone, and Tipper Gore still remains. Nanook will live forever- the Enema Bandit will stalk the campus roads of Bloomington, Illinois, for all time. When the grief gets to heavy (FZ would kill me saying all this shit!) remember the immortal words: "Broken hearts are for assholes!" "And you're an asshole!" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 06:03:43 1993 : #9845807 From: Bob Belas : belas@mbimail.umd.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 151 words 1278 bytes : An idea for a suitable tribute to Frank Msg-ID: <belas.199.0007D7AF@mbimail.umd.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 07:50:30 Org. : Center of Marine Biotechnology Hi All, Well, I've heard the news and I am as shocked and saddened as the rest. I was wondering if we of the Net might not think of something to do as a group to commemorate Frank's passing. Here's one idea: a moment of silence. My thought was that on Frank's birthday we'd mourn his pass by not posting for that one day. ideas? Very simple and yet it makes a nice sentiment. Any other ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~ "Now imagine a Moebius vortex inside a spherical constant, and you've ~~ ~~ got my cosmology." Frank Zappa, 1992. ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Bob Belas, Assistant Professor, Sensory Transduction ~~ ~~ Center of Marine Biotechnology, University of Maryland ~~ ~~ Biotechnology Institute, 600 East Lombard Street ~~ ~~ Baltimore (my fair city) MD 21202 ~~ ~~ (410) 783-4825 Belas@mbimail.umd.edu ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 06:03:44 1993 : #9845808 From: Jeffrey M. Gold : gold@chem.duke.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 153 words 1042 bytes : Refusing to Die Msg-ID: <24811@news.duke.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 93 13:24:09 GMT Org. : Duke University I, too, am deeply saddened by our loss. Frank will, of course, live on in his music. I expect that he will be more universally appreciated as the years, decades, centuries pass. Ironically (or not) the first sign of this was demonstrated to me on the day he died (I was not aware of his passing a that time). My mother was visiting, and I slipped The Yellow Shark into the cd player while we were driving around town. A few minutes into Dog/Meat she says, "This is really good. Who is it?" I beamed and handed her the cd cover. Long Live FZ! -----------------------------------------------------------------| Jeff Gold \ / "Did you say you want some more?| | Department of Chemistry \/ Well, here's some more!" | | Duke University /\ FZ | | gold@chem.duke.edu / \ | -----------------------------------------------------------------*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 06:03:44 1993 : #9845809 From: Bill Romanowski : prairie@netcom.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 9 words 186 bytes : So Long and thanks... Msg-ID: <prairieCHM85x.9B4@netcom.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 13:29:57 Org. : NETCOM On-line Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest) RIPFZ -bill romanowski prairie research *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 06:03:44 1993 : #9845810 From: Mike Reed : mike.reed@satalink.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 18 words 232 bytes : Frank... Msg-ID: <1.2284.1443.0N27AA5E@satalink.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 93 07:22:00 Org. : DSC/Voicenet * Ivyland, PA * (215) 443-9434 Frank passed away on Saturday 12/04/93 and was buried the following day. The Music lives on........ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 07:02:23 1993 : #9846354 From: Peter Crane : pcrane@alfred.carleton.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 25 words 371 bytes : Thanks Frank Msg-ID: <CHM9pz.BzF@cunews.carleton.ca> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 14:03:35 Org. : Carleton University Good-bye Frank. Thanks for the music. You'll always be with us. peter ----------------------------------------------------------------------------Peter Crane pcrane@ccs.carleton.ca ---------------------------------------------------------------------------*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 07:02:23 1993 : #9846356 From: Petter Goga : goga@hsr.no : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 46 words 318 bytes : DEAD AS A DODO Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.140658.8159@hsr.no> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 14:06:58 Org. : Rogaland University Centre What a shitty way to wake up. I didn't even hear this tragic news until this morning Monday 6. Dec. on the national news here in Norway on my alarm clockradio I wanted to go back to sleep. Sniff Sad Petter. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 07:02:24 1993 : #9846357 From: Rob Chauncey : rob@cs.oberlin.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 92 words 612 bytes : FZ. Gonna miss him. Msg-ID: <ROB.93Dec6092619@colossus.cs.oberlin.edu> Posted: 06 Dec 1993 14:26:18 GMT Org. : Educational Film Service I found out this morning on radio news. I feel terrible. ... I sat here for about ten minutes thinking of what to write. I am speechless. There is nothing I can say that you all don't already know. Stick together, eh? It's not often that we get to have a musical genius like that on earth. Make sure the people know. Rob --Rob Chauncey | rob@cs.oberlin.edu | ========================= 126 East Lorain St. | Oberlin, OH 44074 USA | ------------------------*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Group Length Subject 6 07:02:24 1993 : #9846358 From: an53106@anon.penet.fi : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 64 words 547 bytes : This group Msg-ID: <143303Z06121993@anon.penet.fi> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 14:29:20 Org. : Anonymous contact service Does Frank Zappa's death mean we can now rm this newsgroup? ------------------------------------------------------------------------To find out more about the anon service, send mail to help@anon.penet.fi. Due to the double-blind, any mail replies to this message will be anonymized, and an anonymous id will be allocated automatically. You have been warned. Please report any problems, inappropriate use etc. to admin@anon.penet.fi. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 07:02:24 1993 : #9846360 From: Darryl Davis (RA) : dnd@ee.man.ac.uk : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 136 words 1073 bytes : Re: )-: Thanks Frank :-( Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.140937.22590@nessie.mcc.ac.uk> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 14:09:37 Org. : Dept Electrical and Electronic Eng, Manchester University, UK I was fishing this morning and turned on the 7 o'clock news. BBC Radio 4 carried the news of F.Z`s death... Even carried snippets of his last TV interview and some earlish music (Hot Rats - Peaches and W.T.P). Described him as a rock, jazz and seroius musician who initially rose to public noteiriety due his uncomprising music and shows which contained highly sarcastic lyrics! dr doom the optimist -Dr. Darryl Davis, Multi-Media Information Systems Group, Manchester University, Brunswick St, Manchester, M13 9PL. E-mail: dnd@spec0.man.ac.uk Phone: (+44)-61-275-4561 FAX: (+44)-61-275-4512 "THE VERY BIG STUPID is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D Department." Frank Zappa, "The Real Frank Zappa", 1989 *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 07:02:25 1993 : #9846361 From: RandyMan : rwalters@gtech.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 117 words 808 bytes : ...the music plays forever... Msg-ID: <rwalters-061293093900@156.24.83.105> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 14:43:45 Org. : Earth's Anti-Entropic Alliance When I was back in high school in '72, the first band I was ever in choose "Peaches En Regalia" from "Hot Rats" as the very first tune we learned... This is impossible - I'm trying to come up with quick examples of how Frank has influenced my life for over 25 years... it's better just to admit that it will never be the same, not being able to anticipate that next album... Frank has re-joined the Big Note... Godspeed and thanks. ************************************************ Travhf vf n jbeq crbcyr hfr gb qvfgnapr gurzfryirf sebz gur erfcbafvovyvgl gb or nznmvat. ************************************************ Randy Walters - send email to rwalters@gtech.com *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 07:02:25 1993 Message Group Length Subject : : : : #9846362 From: CCLEMEN1@ua1vm.ua.edu Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 36 words 492 bytes Our champion is gone. Msg-ID: <16C9C7BB9.CCLEMEN1@ua1vm.ua.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 14:47:52 Org. : The University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa I just heard about Frank's death this morning on NPR. Our champion is gone. ........................................................................ :Christopher Clement To be great, : :CCLEMEN1@UA1VM.UA.EDU is to be misunderstood -- Emerson : :......................................................................: *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 07:02:25 1993 : #9846363 From: Greg Dunn : gdunn@nyx.cs.du.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 166 words 1186 bytes : Farewell Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.144611.16893@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 93 14:46:11 G Org. : Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept. One of the greatest composer/musician/philosophers of this or any age is no longer with us. I saw Frank in concert; I bought many many of his records; I read his autobiography; and I wrote a sincere fan letter (I'm sure he was far too busy to deal with such mundane matters as the U.S. Mail :) Beyond the fact that I feel terribly empty and sad, there's not a whole lot to add. "The modern-day composer refuses to die." When most of the dreck currently being marketed as "music" has long been forgotten; when the rap, and the bubblegum, and the disco, and the insincere crooning has all turned to dust; the music of FZ will still be played and admired by those who appreciate quality, humor, and true musical talent. Viva Zappa! | Greg Dunn | | | Greg@gdunn.nawc-ad-indy.navy.mil | "Catsup belongs on scrambled eggs." | | 72447.1310@compuserve.com | ------| | GregDunn@aol.com | | Frederik Pohl *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 08:02:23 1993 : #9847098 From: David Berner : dcberner@host0.colby.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 53 words 391 bytes : : ( :( :( :( Msg-ID: <dcberner-061293093812@dip-43.wing.mac-lab.lovejoy.colby.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 14:40:06 Org. : The Grub Club so i've been humming "elvis has just left the building" "jesus let him come back we don't want [zappa] dead..." sigh. well, i just found out today and i had my radio show yesterday and everything. next week i'm going to have to play only zappa. sigh. -dave *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 08:02:23 1993 : #9847099 From: Dana E. Rollins : drollins@lib.auburn.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 57 words 420 bytes : ZAPPA QUOTE Msg-ID: <drollins.365@lib.auburn.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 15:15:52 Org. : Library, Auburn University, Auburn AL USA Frank made an observation once which I've savored over the years. On the subject of "Rock Journalism", he is reported to have said, "Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." I'll miss him. R.I.P., Frank You Crazy Mother Cube *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 08:02:23 1993 : #9847100 From: Michael Pape : drummer@uni-paderborn.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 29 words 354 bytes : FZ is dead ... Msg-ID: <2dvik3$at1@news.uni-paderborn.de> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 15:20:35 GMT Org. : Universitaet Paderborn, Germany and he was a great musician ! Nobody can replace him. So sorry. -----------------------------------------| Michael Pape | | E-Mail: drummer@uni-paderborn.de | ----------------------------------------*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 08:02:24 1993 : #9847101 From: Rob Stone : rstone@lclark.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 63 words 470 bytes : Re: CNN NEWS: Frank Zappa has died of cancer. Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.151217.237@lclark.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 15:12:17 Org. : Lewis & Clark College, Portland OR delisle (delisle@goshen.connected.com) wrote: : In a CNN news report tonight they said that Frank Zappa : died and was buried Sunday in a private ceremony. : They reported that he died from prostate cancer which : he had been battling for some time. he was fifty-two years old. I'm afraid it is true. I heard that he died on Saturday. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 08:02:24 1993 : #9847102 From: Mike Quigley : Mr_Gigabyte@mindlink.bc.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 84 words 560 bytes : Frank's Passing: CTV News Blunders! Msg-ID: <33839@mindlink.bc.ca> Posted: 6 Dec 93 15:24:09 GMT Org. : MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada Frank's passing made the 7 a.m. news on CTV (a Canadian national TV network) today, but they made a serious blunder -- they suggested that among his other achievements, Frank was responsible for the expressions "Gag me with a spoon" and "Grody to the max"! (Well, maybe he was responsible inasmuch as one of his CHILDREN came up with these expressions!) Perhaps someone in the Toronto area would like to phone up these people and straighten them out? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 08:02:24 1993 : #9847103 From: Magnum : olemo@dhhalden.no : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 121 words 886 bytes : Re: An idea for a suitable tribute to Frank Msg-ID: <olemo.393.2D034C8D@dhhalden.no> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 15:15:25 Org. : ODH In article <belas.199.0007D7AF@mbimail.umd.edu> belas@mbimail.umd.edu (Bob Belas) writes: >Hi All, > Well, I've heard the news and I am as shocked and saddened as the rest. I >was wondering if we of the Net might not think of something to do as a group >to commemorate Frank's passing. Here's one idea: a moment of silence. My >thought was that on Frank's birthday we'd mourn his pass by not posting for >that one day. >ideas? Very simple and yet it makes a nice sentiment. I support that idea! -Magnum Snail-mail: Ole M. Olsen Hovsveien 130 olemo@gyda.dhhalden.no N-1769 HALDEN NORWAY Any other E-mail: olemo@dhhalden.no Spelling and grammar errors are righted intentionally. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 08:02:24 1993 : #9847104 From: Magnum : olemo@dhhalden.no : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 68 words 617 bytes : Re: This group Msg-ID: <olemo.394.2D034D49@dhhalden.no> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 15:18:33 Org. : ODH In article <143303Z06121993@anon.penet.fi> an53106@anon.penet.fi writes: >Does Frank Zappa's death mean we can now rm this newsgroup? I can understand your wish to post anonymously, but I refuse to take part in any flaming on a day like this... -Magnum Snail-mail: Ole M. Olsen E-mail: olemo@dhhalden.no Hovsveien 130 olemo@gyda.dhhalden.no N-1769 HALDEN NORWAY Spelling and grammar errors are righted intentionally. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 08:02:25 1993 : #9847105 From: THOMAS NATVIG : thomasna@dhhalden.no : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 25 words 219 bytes : He`s dead Msg-ID: <thomasna.5.2D034EA1@dhhalden.no> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 15:24:17 Org. : Ostfold College I heard it today while standing in a porn shop at the swedish border. My condolances to the Zappa family. Thom A/S *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 08:02:25 1993 : #9847106 From: Rob Chauncey : rob@cs.oberlin.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 166 words 1042 bytes : Sorry...I found something to say... Msg-ID: <ROB.93Dec6094631@colossus.cs.oberlin.edu> Posted: 06 Dec 1993 14:46:31 GMT Org. : Educational Film Service I hate to post twice, but I have a few things I would like to say. I was listening to Apostrophe at a party on Saturday night some guy had it on, and we were talking about being Zappa fans. That was cool, and ironic. I am gladdened and full of joy to see the multinational togetherness of this group, though. His conceptual continuity is here to stay, if he has made this many people wake up and realize music. He was a great man, great musician, great composer. The ultimate comeback..."So you don't think Zappa is great? How many musicians have greatest hits albums? Now how many have two? How many have greatest hits live albums? How many have two? Zappa has TWELVE DISCS - and they're all good." RIP FZ 12/21/40-12/4/93 --Rob Chauncey | rob@cs.oberlin.edu | ========================= 126 East Lorain St. | Oberlin, OH 44074 USA | ------------------------*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 08:02:25 1993 Message : #9847107 From: gvacano@eagle.wesleyan.edu Group : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa Length : 61 words 406 bytes Subject : A note to FZ Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.102420.1@eagle.wesleyan.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 93 10:24:20 EST I heard this morning that you died on Saturday. Your work has been a source of joy to me for many years, as has your wisdom, insight, and humor. There's no good way to express my appreciation and affection, except to say, "Thank you!" You leave this world a richer place than you found it. Goodbye Frank. Guido Vacano *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Group Length Subject 6 08:02:25 1993 : #9847108 From: marson@pembvax1.pembroke.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 32 words 249 bytes : :~( Missing Frank Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.102648.1@acavax> Posted: 6 Dec 93 10:26:48 EDT Org. : Pembroke State University Frank Zappa helped me through my adolescence. I feel very sad and want to leave my office and take the rest of the day off. Dr. Stephen M. Marson *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 08:02:26 1993 : #9847109 From: Brian Cadwell : cadwell@astro.psu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 113 words 683 bytes : Frank's Death Msg-ID: <2dvjut$clf@genesis.ait.psu.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 15:43:25 GMT Org. : Dept. of Astronomy and Astrophysics, The Pennsylvania State University I didn't think I would feel this bad. I feel like I have lost a good freind. Although I didn't always agree with every idea he put forth, he did change the way I veiw the world around me. I realise today that the 2 most important times in my life were 1) discovering Franks music and 2) coming out of the closet as a gay man. Sounds a little corny but it is how I feel. I tried calling 1-818-PUMPKIN today but they must have taken the phone machine off-line. I guess it makes sense, what could you leave for a message? Brian *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 08:02:26 1993 : #9847110 From: John McCluer : mccluerj@agcs.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 43 words 299 bytes : Frank Msg-ID: <2dvjls$m5q@cmdctr.agcs.com> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 08:38:36 -070 Org. : AG Communication Systems - Phoenix, AZ I miss Frank Out in Cucamonga, many years ago, near a holy-roller church, was a place where me and a couple of friends began practicing for the time we might go on TV -john *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 08:02:27 1993 : #9847111 From: Roy Walter : rwalter@panix.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 5 words 142 bytes : The poodle bites Msg-ID: <2dvkdo$pnp@panix.com> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 10:51:20 -050 Org. : PANIX Public Access Internet and Unix, NYC Thanks Frank. Love ya! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 09:02:49 1993 : #9848215 From: Ottis R. : BOYD@UNB.CA : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 519 words 2797 bytes : Re: Zappa as serious composer ?! Msg-ID: <06DEC93.10928550.0179@UNBVM1.CSD.UNB.CA> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 14:07:08 Org. : The University of New Brunswick Regarding the apparent controversy surrounding Zappa's latest venture into ORCHESTRAL music :) the following article raises some good points: In article <1993Dec5.144935.1@eagle.wesleyan.edu> gvacano@eagle.wesleyan.edu writes: >What WAS the original author trying to say, then? It was my understanding that >he was saying (re Zappa trying his hand at "contemporary" music), and I quote >"My opinion on this is that it was a wrong move". While I respect his right to >hold that opinion, I think I have a right to my own, which is vehemently >against his. > >Zappa made the RIGHT move in venturing into "contemporary" music (I'm using >quotes to indicate a tentative use of the term. I'm not really interested in >any more quibbling about pigeonholes and categories), if ONLY because it gave >him enjoyment. But it also brought a great deal of enjoyment to others (myself >included). [DELETIONS] >Whether or not it stands the test of time is dependent on all sorts >of factors, including popularity, whether the critics say it's good, whether >"serious" music fans will even listen to Zappa, whether "serious" music is >listened to at all, etc, etc. That's irrelevant. It's clear Zappa made the >right move. > >I personally don't give a damn if Zappa's music is, or is not, played >50, 100, 500 years from now. And I suspect that Frank did not write his music >for the "serious" music fans of 2043, 2193, or even 2693. I very much suspect this is true (based on what he told What'sername on the Today show a few months ago in response to the question "What should Frank Zappa be remembered for?" ... FZ: "nothing."). It is my opinion that, even if his fame as a composer for orchestras does not last, he entered that phase of his life for all the right reasons, several of which are listed above. I am suprised that no one has pointed out that, initially, he did not want to do the music for the Yellow Shark, and had to be convinced by Peter Rundel and the Ensemble Modern that it was a good idea. I am glad that he was, because YS is a great album of good music. I think his orchestral music could stand the test of time if given a broader base from which to be studied. It is my observation that, generally, the more prolific a composer, the more fame she or he garners. As of this sad day, there is a major problem in that regard. Then again, I understand that FZ had reams of STUFF stored in various media (is "reams" proper terminology for a synclavier file?) which could in the future be released. It is my fervent hope that we see more releases of the orchestral music. We will all miss Frank, but we don't have to miss his music. -- Ottis R. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 09:02:50 1993 : #9848216 From: Carl Beaudry : beaudry@cc.swarthmore.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 74 words 456 bytes : Goodbye Mr. Zappa Msg-ID: <beaudry-061293105754@beaudry.swarthmore.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 16:03:19 GMT Org. : Swarthmore College The number of people from all over the world who will miss FZ says all anyone needs to know about this great artist's passing. All but the fact that FZ did it the way no one else could. I will always love his music and I learned more from him about the way the world works than from college. The world is indeed one genius poorer. --Carl *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length 6 09:02:50 1993 : #9848217 From: Doug Obrecht : obrecht@imagen.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 203 words 1316 bytes Subject : Re: Frank Zappa 1940-1993... RIP Msg-ID: <obrecht.755193914@imagen> Posted: 6 Dec 93 16:05:14 GMT Org. : imagen phin@west.darkside.com (Phineas) writes: >I knew this day would come but of course it always comes too soon... >turning on the news and finding that Frank has died. Even now, I >find it hard to believe he's dead... Frank just always seemed like >the kind of person who would live forever. I remember an interview >he did on the Today show where he said "It doesn't matter how people >will remember me" but I'll always remember him as a brilliant artist, >a musical genius, and a very funny and smart guy who made a lot of >people laugh and think and dazzled us with his music. Frank may have >died at the relatively young age of 52, but he certainly lived an >extraordinarily full and productive lifetime and left behind an enormous >body of work that I can only hope will continue to be appreciated and >re-appreciated for many years to come. Thank you Frank... rest well. Ditto. P.S. I am profoundly saddened by this event. -========================================================================= ===== Douglas Obrecht obrecht@aqm.com | Here's the deal, Larry - the opinions QMS Inc. | expressed here are mine alone. ========================================================================= ===== *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 09:02:51 1993 : #9848218 From: Eric Pepke : pepke@scri.fsu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 95 words 831 bytes : Re: Zappa as serious composer ?! Msg-ID: <pepke-061293110348@pepkemac.scri.fsu.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 16:12:06 GMT Org. : Florida State University, but I don't speak for them In article <2draks$7il@sabon.cs.arizona.edu>, andrey@CS.Arizona.EDU (Andrey K. Yeatts) wrote: > *Philip* Glass? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Who's Knock Who's Knock Who's Philip Philip Philip Philip Knock. there? Knock. there? Knock. there? Glass Glass Glass Glass Eric Pepke pepke@scri.fsu.edu Supercomputer Computations Research Institute Florida State University Tallahassee, FL 32306-4052 INTERNET: MFENET: SPAN: BITNET: pepke@fsu scri::pepke pepke@fsu Disclaimer: My employers seldom even LISTEN to my opinions. Meta-disclaimer: Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Group Length Subject 6 09:02:51 1993 : #9848219 From: rmitchell@TrentU.CA : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 298 words 1929 bytes : Re: Frank's Passing: CTV News Blunders! Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.160645.2621@trentu.ca> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 16:06:45 Org. : Trent University, Peterborough In article <33839@mindlink.bc.ca>, Mr_Gigabyte@mindlink.bc.ca (Mike Quigley) writes: >Frank's passing made the 7 a.m. news on CTV (a Canadian national TV network) >today, but they made a serious blunder -- they suggested that among his other >achievements, Frank was responsible for the expressions "Gag me with a spoon" >and "Grody to the max"! (Well, maybe he was responsible inasmuch as one of >his CHILDREN came up with these expressions!) Perhaps someone in the Toronto >area would like to phone up these people and straighten them out? Well I live near Toronto and I am familliar with CTV so the blunder does not surprise me at all. So many of the local mass media are not only incompetent in reporting the facts but do so with that (trying to think of a quick smart-assed short-and-to-the-point snearing FZ-like-phrase) politically-biased-by-our-owners camera lens filter that just reeks of a pathetic attempt to manipulate the audience which unfortuanately works on those unwilling to form oppinions for themselves. I favorite FZ memory is a TV interview in which he discussed his hypotheses of the origins of AIDS. 1/ Monkeys in Africa (ties in a basis of racial hatred against blacks ----- what good propaganda doesn't involve hatred against some group---) He then laughs ... monkeys in africa ... UNLIKEY! 2/ Virus came from outerspace ..... UNLIKELY! 3/ Virus escaped from a private medical research lab .... not very likely! 4/ Virus escaped from a millitary research fascility .... hmmmmm. 5/ Virus was intentionally released from __________ .....HHHHMMMMMMM! This is why I like Zappa ... He is a free thinker who doesn't take the bullshit that the government-media machine spews forth and turns it around using humor to shed some light on the whole situation. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 09:02:52 1993 : #9848220 From: Steve Howie : showie@uoguelph.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 88 words 688 bytes : Frank's Dead Msg-ID: <2dvlvn$k1p@nermal.cs.uoguelph.ca> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 16:17:59 GMT Org. : University of Guelph This is a depressing day - I am just starting my yearly bout with the flu, it's cold, dreary and miserable outside and I heard the bad news on the radio this morning. Somehow, listening to 'Thingfish' just won't be the same any more. Scotty -========================================================================= Steve Howie | email: showie@uoguelph.ca Computing and Comm. Services | Fax: (519) 763-6143 University of Guelph | Phone: (519) 824-4120 x2556 Guelph, Ontario CANADA N1G 2W1 | If its not Scottish it's C-r-r-raaaaaaaaaapppp!! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 09:02:52 1993 : #9848221 From: Jim Gunson : gunson@slough.mit.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 23 words 205 bytes : Rest in peace, Frank Msg-ID: <2dvm8p$rh3@senator-bedfellow.MIT.EDU> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 16:22:49 GMT Org. : CMPO at MIT May God bless you, Hope there are no Pyjama People up there. You were the best, baby. Jim Gunson *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 09:02:53 1993 : #9848222 From: John Chick : JCHICK@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 100 words 564 bytes : So long Frank Msg-ID: <16C9CA22A.JCHICK@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU> Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 93 11:31:54 Org. : University of Georgia Thank you so much for your music and genius. With one such as you, it is not appropriate to say goodbye, because I will still be forever getting to know you through the music you have left us. Still, I am sad that you will no longer be with us to show the folly of our ways. Miles Davis (last year) Albert Collins (last week) Frank Zappa (last saturday) The mighty have fallen and can't get up. I thought you might like that one. R.I.P. Love, John. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 09:02:53 1993 : #9848223 From: Diane Reese : reese@watson.ibm.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 93 words 649 bytes : sigh Msg-ID: <CHMDur.y84@hawnews.watson.ibm.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 15:32:51 Reply-To: reese@watson.ibm.com (Diane Reese) Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM. Nntp-Posting-Host: terra.watson.ibm.com Organization: IBM T.J. Watson Research Center X-Newsreader: IBM NewsReader/2 v1.00 A friend in Sweden wants to know if mail sent to the P.O. box mentioned here will actually be read by anyone. And does anyone know if the 818-PUMPKIN line still works, and if so, what's on it today? Has anyone considered compiling the sentiments from here to send to California? Diane Reese reese@watson.ibm.com *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 09:02:53 1993 : #9848225 From: Mike Quigley : Mr_Gigabyte@mindlink.bc.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 34 words 269 bytes : Re: This group Msg-ID: <33841@mindlink.bc.ca> Posted: 6 Dec 93 16:54:10 GMT Org. : MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada > an53106@anon.penet.fi writes: > > Does Frank Zappa's death mean we can now rm this newsgroup? > I sure hope not! Though Frank is gone, his music lives on! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 10:07:46 1993 Message Address Group Length Subject : : : : : #9849802 From: Dean Alaska dean@vexcel.com Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 236 words 1367 bytes Re: Zappa as serious composer ?! Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.152827.25966@vexcel.com> Posted: 6 Dec 93 15:28:27 GMT Org. : VEXCEL Corporation, Boulder CO Now that Frank is dead, it is his music that will live on. We can probably expect to here a lot of his rock band recordings on some radio stations but it will be interesting to see if there are extra performances of his orchestral music as a result. It is important to realize that many "contemporary classical" composers (a badly worded phrase) are not accepted at that time. Many students of this kind of music are trained as to what to listen for for quality music and innovators will not follow those molds. One of Franks most persistent criticisms of much "classical" music was that it is very much formula music. Students are taught how to use the full orchestra, and in some cases, the creativity of the orchestral composer (or arranger) may be no more so than for a pop musician: they create a nice melody. All of the orchestration that follows _may_ be just the application of standard techniques taught in a school and might just as well be done by a properly programmed computer. Only time will tell whether Frank's orchestral music will be accepted by the community that traditionally support that kind of music. I think that they are a fairly open minded group and will probably do so. --- Dean Myerson (dean@vexcel.com) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 10:07:47 1993 : #9849803 From: Benjamin Kline Lowenga : ben@media.mit.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 146 words 868 bytes : Re: CNN NEWS: Frank Zappa has died of cancer. Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.162408.2219@news.media.mit.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 16:24:08 Org. : MIT Media Laboratory "Music is the best!" Anybody want to post personal Zappa Anecdotes? I met him in '82 after sitting way high up in the Hartford Civic Center. He was investigating Bar Bands and I went to a (gross) place called Cell Block 11 in Hartford. Max Creek was the band there, and when Frank came in (with his scary bodyguard) I ran up to him shook his hand and thanked him for the show. He was considerate,appreciative but very on guard for wierdos, then he went backstage to meet Max Creek? Frank was partially responsible for me graduating from High School, I would have never made it through wothout the Phi Zappa Crappa poster and One Size Fits All in 1976. Any radio staion tributes out there..WBCN really sucks by ignoring his whole catalogue... -benj *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 10:07:47 1993 : #9849804 From: Eric Pepke : pepke@scri.fsu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 268 words 1755 bytes : Re: Sorry...I found something to say... Msg-ID: <pepke-061293115305@pepkemac.scri.fsu.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 17:08:00 GMT Org. : Florida State University, but I don't speak for them I thought of something to say, too. Frank Zappa was the only artist of any kind who kept my whole brain happy. There have been many artists who have kept parts of my brain happy, including Gil Evans, Varese, Ernie Kovacs, P.G. Wodehouse, Salvador Dali, Igor Stravinski, Laurie Anderson, Joe Pass, The Residents, The Dead Kennedys, The Goons, and dozens of others that I can't think of right now. Not a single one of them produced art that satisfied everything from the primal thuddings of my brainstem and R-complex through the emotional yearnings of my limbic system through the precision-craving rationality of my neocortex. Zappa did, and even more, his art never asked me to draw a line, to forget either that I was a writhing, humping creature from the muck or an intellectual, spiritual entity. A song about a prostitute might as easily be pierced with a theme of heart-rending beauty as might a piece of complex polyrhythm and polyphony be modulated with the visceral strains of "Louie Louie" or a dose of bathroom humor. He judged nothing above or below his grasp. Zappa's music satisfies in the same way the best sex does, at all levels at once. There can be no higher praise. Eric Pepke pepke@scri.fsu.edu Supercomputer Computations Research Institute Florida State University Tallahassee, FL 32306-4052 INTERNET: MFENET: SPAN: BITNET: pepke@fsu scri::pepke pepke@fsu Disclaimer: My employers seldom even LISTEN to my opinions. Meta-disclaimer: Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 10:07:48 1993 : #9849805 From: Phineas : phin@west.darkside.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 165 words 1010 bytes : Re: Grief Msg-ID: <9795Dc4w165w@west.darkside.com> Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 93 08:05:07 Org. : The Dark Side of the Moon +1 408 245 SPAM purves@cfht.hawaii.edu (Norman Purves) writes: > We've all known, or at least suspected that this day would come. Frank Zappa > With him dies a vital part of the old "counterculture" of the sixties and sev > is not a loss that we who remember those days with meaning can take without a > dimunition of our own selves and the lives we have tried to give meaning. But > dispair, just because the great man is gone from us- we must not accept defea > is gone, and Tipper Gore still remains. Nanook will live forever- the Enema B > stalk the campus roads of Bloomington, Illinois, for all time. > > When the grief gets to heavy (FZ would kill me saying all this shit!) remembe > immortal words: > > > "Broken hearts are for assholes!" > "And you're an asshole!" > "But hey! Let's not get maudline about this!" --FZ, Baby Snakes *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 10:07:48 1993 : #9849807 From: Diane Reese : reese@watson.ibm.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 389 words 2278 bytes : My soundtrack memories Msg-ID: <CHMEs9.1Bpr@hawnews.watson.ibm.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 15:52:57 Org. : IBM T.J. Watson Research Center Frank Zappa was a genius. An entertainer, a trailblazer, an individual, someone who knew some absolute truths about life. And a major part of the soundtrack of my life. High school, driving around in someone's beat-up old car, "Live at the Fillmore" blaring. The secret word for that year was "mudshark". English teacher getting upset when I quoted from the banter in my class journal. Going to see "200 Motels" with Paul, my first love. College, taking the train up and down the east coast to follow Zappa wherever I could during his concert tours. Clear memories of sitting in an audience at Princeton, being totally awed at the way he was able to conduct the musicians to perfectly interpret into music the physical movements he was making. Carrying "No Commerical Potential" into class and seeing who took an interest. On my own, playing "Burnt Weenie Sandwich" for prospective new boyfriends and watching their reaction. Those who didn't pass the Zappa test didn't get many second chances. Finding a husband whose Zappa collection was at least the match of my own. Life goes on, musical phases come and go, resurgences of interest and support. Baby Snakes. Zappa for President. Mothers of Prevention. New directions and horizons. Meeting a dear friend in Sweden through a BBS when he discovered I knew the names of all 4 of Zappa's kids: we've visited 3 times so far and give each other FZ musical gifts regularly. A 4YO son asking me in the living room this morning why I was playing that music and crying and smiling -- after all these years, "Burnt Weenie Sandwich" is still just as magical and takes my soul to places I can't easily describe -- then dancing with me to "Cosmic Debris". Watching as I put a "Zappa: Them or Us, Tour '84" t-shirt into my bag for the day (even if I can't wear it, I can carry it with me). I'll be 40 in the spring. Zappa and his music have been a part of my life for more than two decades now, and will continue to be part of it for as long as I enjoy music. He's one of my heroes; the world has been enriched by listening in on him doing what he wanted to do. Diane Reese reese@watson.ibm.com *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 10:07:49 1993 : #9849808 From: Diane Reese : reese@watson.ibm.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 61 words 498 bytes : On behalf of a Swedish friend... Msg-ID: <CHMF27.Dyu@hawnews.watson.ibm.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 15:58:54 Reply-To: reese@watson.ibm.com (Diane Reese) Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM. Nntp-Posting-Host: terra.watson.ibm.com Organization: IBM T.J. Watson Research Center X-Newsreader: IBM NewsReader/2 v1.00 ..who has no access to these newsgroups (except via what I mail to him) Bye, Frank. Thanks for everything. Tomas Hallin (tomas@vnet.ibm.com) Goteborg, Sweden *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 10:07:49 1993 : #9849809 From: Gerry Hatton : gerry@dgbt.doc.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 508 words 2912 bytes : Re: frank will live forever... Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.171744.14074@dgbt.doc.ca> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 93 17:17:44 G Org. : The Communications Research Centre i didn't think my emotions would get the better of me until i saw the outpouring of love and respect of frank on this best of newsgroups. as malcolm so eloquently puts it (below) our duty is clear - make it possible for others to hear and appreciate his work as we all do. neglect will never be fz's fate. this was made some time ago; here it is now: there once was a genius named zappa, whose music some thought of as krappa. it captured our time, and was often sublime; he is destined to have the last laugha. in loving memory, ger. In article <malcolm.755164080@wrs.com> malcolm@wrs.com (Malcolm Humes) writes: > >I am sad but I am happy... most deaths that have ever touched my life >have been a release - someone I knew who died a slow and painful death. >I imagine that Frank Zappa's last year or so has been difficult and >painful and that for him and his family the finality of his death is >a happy release to his suffering. I respect and admire his strength to >keep working and I'm certain that his music will be remembered and >loved for years, widely interpreted by academia and by other musicians. >Like Miles Davis or many of the jazz greats he has spawned a family >of offspring that will continue to spread out into new horizons of >creativity, both from his immediate family and his vast alumni of >co-conspirators. > >Thanks, Frank! I recall hearing you say you didn't care if anyone >remembered you, in response to the media asking what you wanted >to be remembered for. Paraphrased, you said you did what you did >because that was what you wanted to do, and if other folks liked it >that was fine, but that wasn't the motivating force behind why you u >did what you did. I'll still remember every concert of yours I >saw anyway, especially the Sheik Yerbouti tour which was probably the >first interesting show I ever saw live. And I'll remember talking to >you on the radio when you considered running for president of the USA, >and for the Porn Wars hearings. Thanks for fighting hard for what you >believed in and in giving myself and others hope and inspiration >to fight future battles of our own... > >oh well, I tried, but it still seems like shallow bs to me. I wish he >had been able to stick around a few more decades. I'd rather have had >a composer in the white house than a saxophone weilding politico. I >can't think of any other artists as prolific and consistently enjoyable. > - Malcolm > >"The present-day composer refuses to die!" EDGAR VARESE, July 1921 > >A > -Gerry Hatton - Communications Research Centre, Ottawa, Ont., Canada Internet: gerry@dgbt.doc.ca - (613) 998 5292 - Fax (613) 993 8657 *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 10:07:50 1993 Message Address Group Length Subject : : : : : #9849810 From: Dan Newcombe dnewcomb@cybernet.cse.fau.edu Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 77 words 613 bytes Who cares? Msg-ID: <w605Dc11w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 16:25:55 Org. : Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida Usually when some big figure in show-biz passes on, I'll just say who cares? It was just another person - lots of people die everyday. This is different. Frank Zappa was definatly an inspiration and an amazing person. For once I acutally care... -Dan -Dan Newcombe dnewcomb@cybernet.cse.fau.edu and many others... "The fool who escaped from paradise will look over his shoulder and cry." -Marillion, "Script for a Jesters Tear" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 10:07:50 1993 : #9849811 From: Eric L. Tullis : as500@yfn.ysu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 259 words 1378 bytes : Goodbye Frank... Msg-ID: <2dvp6r$mn8@news.ysu.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 17:12:59 GMT Org. : Youngstown State/Youngstown Free-Net A co-worker stopped me in the hallway this morning to tell me that Frank had passed away. It was a rotten way to start the week... We (my friend Dave and I) have been fans of Frank and his music for many years, of course. But with all the work we've both done during the last few months on our 10-hour radio show on Frank, with all the planning and pre-production and listening and sifting through album after album and disc after disc, I think that our enthusiasm now is higher than it has ever been. We spent Saturday holed up in my basement, surrounded by Frank's music and books and articles, and worked to finish the first episode of our 10-episode series. And when we finally got it done, we went out and celebrated the completion, all in Frank's name. But we had no idea what had happened that day... We knew the end was near, but we always hoped that this documentary would not be posthumous. Now that it is, our work takes on a different mood. We're both very saddened, but we're going to put a radio show together to be proud of. Something Frank would be pleased with. And we're going to do our best to show everyone how big a hole Frank left behind. Frank, we miss you already. Enjoy your rest, old friend. You deserve it. Eric L. Tullis -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 10:07:51 1993 : #9849812 From: A Golborne : A.Golborne@cm.cf.ac.uk : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 63 words 821 bytes : Frank died Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.171600.25515@cm.cf.ac.uk> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 17:15:58 Org. : University of Wales College of Cardiff, Cardiff, Wales, UK ..and I only found out just now from reading on the newsgroup. What a star - he'll be missed more than most. RIP. -+ --------------------------------------------------------------| Andy Golborne scmag2@cm.cf.ac.uk | Cardiff University Wales UK | University of Life __o | _-\<,_ | (+)/ (+) | + --------------------------------------------------------------*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Group Length Subject 6 10:07:52 1993 : #9849813 From: mcglincj@bcvms.bc.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 20 words 189 bytes : Bye, Frank! We miss ya! Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.122858.1@bcvms.bc.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 93 12:28:58 EDT + | | | | | | + Org. : Boston College Gone but not forgotten, Frank!!!! Wait up for us up there! :) Joe McGlinchey BOston College *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 10:07:52 1993 : #9849814 From: Hank Knox : hank@sound.music.mcgill.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 75 words 513 bytes : gonna miss 'ya, frank Msg-ID: <hank.755198849@sound> Posted: 6 Dec 93 17:27:29 GMT Org. : McGill Research Centre for Intelligent Machines Read it in the paper over coffee this morning, and it hurts like hell... Frank, I followed your every musical twist from Absolutely Free to the Yellow Shark... nobody ever did it like you... the world feels a lot emptier today... thanks for passing through. hank@dweezil 'if you listen to the RADIO, and what they play today, you can tell right away, ALL THOSE ASSHOLES REALLY NEED YOU...' *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 10:07:52 1993 : #9849815 From: jeffrey.j.rocca : jjr@cbnewsb.cb.att.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 76 words 626 bytes : Goodbye Frank Msg-ID: <CHMIqp.346@cbfsb.cb.att.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 17:18:24 Org. : AT&T Although Frank's passing comes as no surprise, the shock is more than I can bear. I am completely devastated! Although our present-day composer has died, his music will live on. FRANK ZAPPA'S MUSIC IS THE BEST!!! Goodbye Frank. I hope they are FREAKing OUT wherever you are. Thanks for everything. Jeff Rocca +---------------------------------------------------------------------+ | "The present-day composer refuses to die!" Edgard Varese, July 1921 | +---------------------------------------------------------------------+ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 10:07:53 1993 : #9849816 From: Paul Mather : mather@sees.bangor.ac.uk : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 241 words 1359 bytes : Frank est mort... Vive Frank! Msg-ID: <2dvr5l$m3p@clss3.bangor.ac.uk> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 17:46:29 GMT Org. : University of Wales, Bangor. My alarm clock woke me up at 7am this morning to the BBC Radio 3 news headlines which told me Frank Zappa had died. Even though I had known about Frank's condition since it was first announced, and knew how bad it was, the news still came as a shock and made me feel a terrible sense of sadness and loss. Frank's music has profoundly affected and influenced me, and I will always be grateful to him for that. This morning, whilst listening to and reflecting on some of my favourite Zappa tracks, I found myself both saddened and uplifted, especially when listening to the beautiful "Systems of Edges" from _Guitar_. I was saddened because Frank had died with so much good music left inside him yet to be recorded, and uplifted by the remarkable musical legacy he has left behind him for all to enjoy. I think the musical world is indeed a poorer place for his passing, yet all the better for him having lived. He has certainly enriched my life. I'll miss you Frank. Cheers, Paul. -e-mail: p.mather@sees.bangor.ac.uk If your mailer can't reach me, I'm obviously not worth talking to. "And if there are any Soviet troops in the audience, they can dance home to this one." --- Frank Zappa, _Adieu C.A. (Live)_ by Prazsky Vyber *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 10:07:54 1993 : #9849817 From: Christopher Seatory : acid@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 53 words 391 bytes : Death of a genius Msg-ID: <2dvrel$qht@harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 17:51:17 GMT Org. : Monash University Frank Zappa completely changed my attitude towards music, and some areas of life. I will miss him greatly. On a lighter note: csillag@iem.ee.ethz.ch (Andre Csillaghy) writes: > but he was only interested in two things. See if you can guess what they were ... titties n beer?? ;-) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 10:07:54 1993 : #9849818 From: stuart : stuart@apollo.HP.COM : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 379 words 2223 bytes : `heroes' Msg-ID: <CHMJFo.H9@apollo.hp.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 17:33:23 Org. : Hewlett-Packard Company, Chelmsford, MA All of my `heroes' have been imperfect. Frank Zappa was far from flawless. He WAS a human being, after all. And if anyone could clearly see the flaws in the human race, it was Frank Zappa. He's been permanently lodged somewhere in my private Hall of Heroes since I was about 13 or 14 years old. I'm 40 now, and today I'm feeling that painfully familiar dull sensation that I felt one grey day in 1970, and again one awful dark night in 1980. I can't quite feel the ground that I'm walking on. Everything seems to be moving a little slower, and nothing seems to mean very much. I saw him in concert on three different occasions, with three very different bands. 1969, 1973, 1978. I was lucky to be there. One thing that immediately comes to mind, when I try to shake out of this cloud, is that people who were in any way moved by his work should make some personal commitment to exert some effort, somewhere, in some way, to perpetuate the ideals of truth, honesty, sincerity, and freedom of expression that informed practically everything he gave to the public (and probably a lot that he kept to himself). If you believe in the pure, basic concepts addressed and defended by the US Constitution & Bill of Rights, then you must know that there have been few public figures so dedicated to the preservation of those concepts as was Frank Zappa. You may criticize many things about him, but you can't deny that facet of his work and his creative energies. And of course, he carried those pursuits beyond national borders. Remember that. And remember him for those qualities. Don't revere him as a saint. Just imagine his reaction to that. ("Look here, brother, who you jivin' that Kozmik Debris?") We were all lucky to be alive when he was here with us. And now he's left us with this world. ("Ain't this boogie a mess?") Oh no, I don't believe it. You say you think you know The meaning of love. Do you really think it can be told? -stuart@apollo.hp.com *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 11:05:13 1993 : #9851227 From: Richard K Fox : fox-r@cis.ohio-state.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 209 words 1412 bytes : A fitting eulogy Msg-ID: <2dvs0vINNa94@hippocampus.cis.ohio-state.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 13:01:03 -050 Org. : Utility Muffin Research Kitchen I would like to thank all of the posters today. It is comforting to know that there are so many loyal and good fans of FZ. We are all saddened, but seeing others express their sadness helps us all. I can't think of a more fitting eulogy than the postings I have been reading today. FZ will live on in our memories and in his music forever. Thank you Frank. I have only been a fan since 1988, but I am a big fan and I am glad you came into my life. In support of Zappa, I would like to suggest that we all send condolences to his family (someone earlier posted an address) or perhaps a single message with all of the names of those of us who read alt.fan.frank-zappa. I would also like to promote Bob Belas' idea of a day of silence where we all refrain from posting to the newsgroup. Frank's birthday seems a reasonable suggestion. Thank you all. Thank you Frank. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------Richard Fox | fox-r@cis.ohio-state.edu Laboratory for Artificial Intelligence | Research | from the depths of the The Ohio State University | Utility Muffin Research Kitchen ----------------------------------------------------------------------------*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 11:05:13 1993 : #9851228 From: Philip C. Triplett : Triplett.Phil@epamail.epa.gov : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 168 words 1006 bytes : The passing of a genius... Msg-ID: <Triplett.Phil.66.000D24AA@epamail.epa.gov> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 18:08:30 Org. : EPA Contractor - Martin Marietta Hearing of Frank's death really blew out the whole day before it started... One of the local radio stations started cranking out "safe" Zappa starting with "Peaches..." when they made the announcement this mourning. They plan to play some of his tunes for the remainder day. got the at 5:30 of the I called and thanked them for doing so, but also pointed out to them that I thought it was rotten that they would FINALLY play Zappa's music purely because he died over the weekend. Would not do it before - no way! But FM these days seem to define commercialism. On a more reminiscent note, I put "Hot Rats" in the tape machine in the computer room, and one of my co-workers came over with a smile on her face to tell me that her high school graduating class marched in to "Peaches." It was one of those, like 60's things to do at the time in Florida, ya know? {:'{> pt *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Group Length Subject 6 11:05:14 1993 : #9851229 From: aykrua@acad2.alaska.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 205 words 1210 bytes : Re: CBS report...our loss! Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.074217.1@acad2.alaska.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 11:42:17 Org. : University of Alaska In article <RCRUMP.93Dec5223803@beach.csulb.edu>, rcrump@csulb.edu (Randy Crump) writes: > > > Good-bye, Frank Zappa. You know, this is the first time I've had the chance to read this newsgroup, and the first thing I find out is that Frank 'has left the planet'... Another brilliant musician has passed on and we are somewhat less of a 'great place to be' because of his absence. This reminds me of the night I was on the radio in Helena Montana and I read the news streaming across the wire service about John Lennon being shot. I kept all the stories as they came across and saved them. The hardest part was telling people on the radio about the news. I'm just glad I'm not on the air anymore. I couldn't handle it. Then again, if I was... Can you say "Zappa: A-Z" the complete recordings from start to finish? It'd be my tribute to this great man. R. Warner / Program Assistant / KRUA-FM 88.1 The Edge! (at Univ. of AK, ANCH.) Former host of "You can't do that on radio, anymore..." on KWHL-FM Anchorage -aykrua@acad2.alaska.edu (KRUA) anrlw1@acad2.alaska.edu (-ME-) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 11:05:15 1993 : #9851230 From: Craig Shipley : craigs@pyratl.ga.pyramid.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 161 words 1000 bytes : Zappa gone... Msg-ID: <2dvt0l$4pi@pyratl.ga.pyramid.com> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 13:17:57 -050 Org. : Pyramid Technology Corporation What a way to wake up, Zappa dead at 52. And on a Monday... I took all my tapes out of my car and have nothing in there but Frank. On the way in, I played my "tribute" to the man, beginning with the original version of "Watermelon In Easter Hay" and following on thru with "A Little Green Rosetta". One of the things that I always liked about Frank was that his humor helped me thru a lot of hard times, his "don't take it so seriously, it's only life..." attitude and "ALGR" did it for me this morning. The combo of these two songs seems strangely fitting... Bye, Frank, I'll miss you. To Hell with all of your detractors! ` ;-( --m---------mmm----apply*** -----mmmmm---------mmmmmmm- Craig Shipley aka: craigs@pyratl.ga.pyramid.com Pyramid Technology Corporation ***std disclaimer 2970 Clairmont Rd. Atlanta, GA 30329 Suite 850 (404) 728-8071 *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 11:05:15 1993 : #9851231 From: Michael Gushulak : Michael_Gushulak@mindlink.bc.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 160 words 842 bytes : Re: This group Msg-ID: <33848@mindlink.bc.ca> Posted: 6 Dec 93 18:28:00 GMT Org. : MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada > Mike Quigley writes: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Msg-ID: <33841@mindlink.bc.ca> Posted: 6 Dec 93 16:54:10 GMT Org. : MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada > an53106@anon.penet.fi writes: > > Does Frank Zappa's death mean we can now rm this newsgroup? > I sure hope not! Though Frank is gone, his music lives on! Hear hear. I found out a lot of things on this newsgroup that I wouldn't know where else to look. It's a big body of work that FZ has left us. I don't think I've got through a third of his music issued to date, and I like to read this group to know what's out - and what'll be coming out. A sad day indeed. -Michael Gushulak New Westminster, B.C., Canada Michael_Gushulak@mindlink.bc.can *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 11:05:15 1993 : #9851232 From: Daniel J Polanski-1 : pola0002@gold.tc.umn.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 45 words 351 bytes : Goodbye... Msg-ID: <pola0002.755201379@gold.tc.umn.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 18:09:39 Org. : University of Minnesota, Twin Cities I'm overcome and words fail me. My few friends who enjoy Zappa have called in sick for work today and will spend it listening to his music and thanking him for it. Thank you, Frank, for everything... Music is the BEST! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 11:05:15 1993 Message : #9851233 From: Christoph Koerner Address : christof@zarniwoop.pc-labor.uni-bremen.de Group : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa Length : 78 words 547 bytes Subject : FZ is dead. Msg-ID: <CHRISTOF.93Dec6122734@zarniwoop.pc-labor.uni-bremen.de> Posted: 06 Dec 1993 11:27:32 GMT Org. : PC-Labor der Universitaet Bremen I heard it on the radio this morning. At the age of 52 years, Frank Zappa died of cancer. Everything seems so boring now. Well, I guess his 52 years of insanity and craziness count for at least as many as 5000 years of the kind of life the average ignoramus of this world leads. Christoph -Christoph Koerner | christof@pc-labor.uni-Bremen.de | "Wizard, your life force is running out." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Group Length Subject 6 11:05:16 1993 : #9851234 From: gomez@VAX309.NHRC.NAVY.MIL : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 63 words 448 bytes : adios Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.183637.17229@nosc.mil> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 18:36:37 Org. : Naval Health Research Center, San Diego, CA Last Xmas my 10 yr old daughter asked for an FZ tape. I was/am very proud. I just thanked the gods that it wasn't Wilson Philips or whatever other little girls listen to. The night she was born I held her and sang "Camarillo Brillo" and it apparently stuck. There is hope for next generation. Goodbye Frank thanks... *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 11:05:16 1993 : #9851235 From: joseph.a.lapenta : boop@cbnewsi.cb.att.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 88 words 535 bytes : Why was FZ so special? Msg-ID: <CHML2w.8As@cbnewsi.cb.att.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 18:08:26 Org. : AT&T Well folks, I'm really sad. always comes to soon. We all knew it was coming; but is Why was FZ so special to me? Never mind the music (it certainly is top-notch). It was his free thought. This man had a wit, sarcasm, and powers of observation that were (and probably always will be) second to none. That he was an unparalleled musical talent made him all the more extrordinary. Farewell, FZ. We'll miss you. Joe LaPenta jl@whamt.att.com *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 11:05:16 1993 : #9851236 From: Ken Walter : ken@claris.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 104 words 612 bytes : Zappa is dead Msg-ID: <15991@claris.com> Posted: 6 Dec 93 17:59:39 GMT Org. : Claris Corporation, Santa Clara CA Frank Zappa lost his battle to cancer Saturday night, Dec. 4, 1993. I found out this morning when I picked up the San Jose Mercury News in my driveway and his picture was on the front page. The obituary was nice but never mentioned that he played guitar. On the way to work, local stations KFJC and KPFA were playing Zappa pretty continuously. It was great to switch stations and hear bits of the Yellow Shark, Absolutely Free, and Lumpy Gravy. Zappa's music is still the best. Ken Walter ken@claris.com *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 11:05:16 1993 Message Address Group Length Subject : : : : : #9851237 From: Andrew Rogers rogers@calamari.hi.com Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 72 words 568 bytes Re: CNN NEWS: Frank Zappa has died of cancer. Msg-ID: <2dvu3hINNbkr@calamari.hi.com> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 13:36:33 -000 Org. : Flames 'R Us In article <1993Dec6.162408.2219@news.media.mit.edu> ben@media.mit.edu (Benjamin Kline Lowengard) writes: >Any radio staion tributes out there..WBCN really sucks by ignoring his >whole catalogue... BCN did play a fair amount of Zappa this morning... too bad, though, that people of Zappa's caliber have to die in order to get a handful of songs on the FM airwaves. Especially on a (self-proclaimed) more-progressivethan-thou station, but that's another flame... Andrew *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Group Length Subject 6 11:05:16 1993 : #9851238 From: mcdonald@tengs5.teng : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 13 words 173 bytes : zappa alive? Msg-ID: <2dvnmj$8mc@lsi.lsil.com> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 16:47:15 GMT Org. : LSI Logic Corporation I heard Frank passed away at hte weekend, can anyone substantiate this? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 11:05:17 1993 : #9851239 From: Patrick G. Maggiulli : pgm@jolt.att.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 257 words 1633 bytes : Frank Zappa Remembered Msg-ID: <CHMLoF.7GA@cbfsb.cb.att.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 18:21:50 Org. : AT&T Frank's untimely death has dealt a serious blow to us all. I'll miss his wit, humor, insite and, above all, his live performances. Frank has inspired many and let us not forget him. My fondest memory of Frank was during one of his Halloween concerts in the late 70s at NYC's Palladium. The band featured O'Hearn, Bozzio, someone named Vai :-), and a host of other talented musicians. The band concluded one number and segued to just Bozzio and O'Hearn who weaved a very driving rhythm. Vai added with a simple chord progression. Now enter Frank: he grabbed Hendrix's burnt Monteray (SP?) strat and walked to the edge of the stage and layed down the most thrilling and energized solo I've ever heard. Frank play for nearly 10 minutes and the crowd went crazy. Never have I heard the phrasing and sweet notes from a guitar then what Frank played that night. It was significantly awesome! Frank, you'll be missed by us all. Patrick +------------------------+-----------------------+-----------------------+ | Patrick G. Maggiulli | att!probe!pgm | Disclaimer: | | AT&T Bell Laboratories | pgm@probe.att.com.us | My opinions are my own | | 200 Laural Avenue. | PH: + 1 908-957-6418 | and do not necessarily | | Middletown, NJ 07748 | FAX: + 1 908-957-7227 | reflect the opinions | | USA | | of my family, friends | | | | or employer. | +------------------------+-----------------------+-----------------------+ Taken from MIND LINK! on Mon Dec Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 14:22:11 1993 6 12:02:40 1993 : #9852538 From: ahClem : ahclem@netcom.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 3 words 158 bytes : you can't do that on stage anymore Msg-ID: <ahclemCHMM7t.M2G@netcom.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 18:33:24 Org. : NETCOM On-line Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest) strictly genteel *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 12:02:40 1993 : #9852539 From: David A. Pearlman : dap@portal.vpharm.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 208 words 1394 bytes : Re: CNN NEWS: Frank Zappa has died of cancer. Msg-ID: <2dvv7t$76k@portal.vpharm.com> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 13:55:57 -050 Org. : Vertex Pharmaceuticals, Inc. In article <2dvu3hINNbkr@calamari.hi.com> rogers@calamari.hi.com (Andrew Rogers) writes: >In article <1993Dec6.162408.2219@news.media.mit.edu> ben@media.mit.edu (Benjamin Kline Lowengard) writes: )>Any radio staion tributes out there..WBCN really sucks by ignoring his )>whole catalogue... ) )BCN did play a fair amount of Zappa this morning... too bad, though, that )people of Zappa's caliber have to die in order to get a handful of songs on )the FM airwaves. Especially on a (self-proclaimed) more-progressivethan-thou )station, but that's another flame... Yeah, BCN basically (heh heh) sucks these days. With the possible exception of the graveyard shift, when the playlist seems to open up a bit. But I am told by longtime residents of the Boston area that BCN used to very good...I guess the shift to tightly programmed classic rock occurred sometime in the mid '80's. My vote for the best daily program on *commercial* radio in the Boston area is the "unplugged" program on WBOS starting at 10pm (I think). A good number of seldom-to-never-heard on radio tracks appear then... dap -David A. Pearlman Vertex Pharmaceuticals Inc. 40 Allston St. Cambridge, MA 02139-4211 job..." email: dap@vpharm.com "It's not just an adventure , it's a *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 12:02:41 1993 Message : #9852540 From: Nathan Haley Address : nhaley@saucer.cc.umr.edu Group : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa Length : 44 words 370 bytes Subject : what a drag, man! Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.184438.28585@umr.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 18:44:38 Org. : University of Missouri-Rolla, Missouri's Technological University jesus h. christ on a popsicle stick! i didn't think his illness was that serious. i guess it's 'denial'. thanks to you all for being so open about all this; i appreciate it... long live zappa! nathan of the cave people *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 12:02:41 1993 : #9852541 From: Tony Espy : tespy@sw.stratus.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 288 words 1625 bytes : thank you Frank!!!! Msg-ID: <2dvvkd$4kd@transfer.stratus.com> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 19:02:37 GMT Org. : Stratus Computer, Inc. I found out about Frank's death last nite while driving home from a local watering hole. My roomate was kinda surprised to see me walk into the house with tears streaming down my face. damn... I wasn't sure I was going to post anything to the net, but after sitting here for the past 20 minutes reading all of these posts I deceided to add my two cents. Frank meant a lot to me ( as I stare at the Mona Lisa/Frank poster above my terminal ). I honestly didn't like him at first. I had a roomate in college that loved Frank and played him all the time. One nite, we smoked way too much pot and as we killed the lites, my roomate put on a tape of Roxy & ElseWhere. I remember being absolutely blown away by the guitar solo in "Penguins & Bondage". To this day, that album is my favorite Zappa album. That first year of college was also my first year playing guitar. After 10 years of playing, Zappa still remains one of my main influences, from the Gibson SG, to a Stratocaster, and of course that demented over-driven Cry-baby sound. Like many other here, I've had my share of arguments with "serious" musicians that scoff at Frank's music. I remember battling with a music professor in class once about Frank, sigh... God I hate ramblin' like this, but I didn't expect to be this upset. Thank you Frank. Thank you for the music, the humour, and your unique outlook on life. You live on in my heart & soul always! /tony *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Group Length Subject 6 12:02:41 1993 : #9852542 From: an53106@anon.penet.fi : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 124 words 847 bytes : This group Msg-ID: <192319Z06121993@anon.penet.fi> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 19:19:51 Org. : Anonymous contact service Mike Quigley wrote: >I wrote: > Does Frank Zappa's death mean we can now rm this newsgroup? > >I sure hope not! Though Frank is gone, his music lives on! Well perhaps..but I was hoping to spare us the excrutiating sight of innumerable postings telling us how sad it was that he died. On the other hand..think of the band they're collecting "up there"... ------------------------------------------------------------------------To find out more about the anon service, send mail to help@anon.penet.fi. Due to the double-blind, any mail replies to this message will be anonymized, and an anonymous id will be allocated automatically. You have been warned. Please report any problems, inappropriate use etc. to admin@anon.penet.fi. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 12:02:41 1993 : #9852543 From: Scott Morrison : scm@zappa.autodesk.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 186 words 1160 bytes : Frank Zappa Tribute Msg-ID: <SCM.93Dec6102958@zappa.autodesk.com> Posted: 06 Dec 1993 18:29:58 GMT Org. : Autodesk As most of you have probably heard by now, Frank Zappa has quietly dreamed his last imaginary guitar solo. I thought it might be a fitting tribute for the members of this group to do two things: o Compose a sympathy card for Frank's family with messages from members of this group. I will volunteer to collect the messages, print them out, and send it to the appropriate place. Please send me email with your thoughts. o Specify a time, when everyone that is able, will listen to the same FZ song, all over the world. I would suggest "Watermelon In Easter Hay" on Joe's Garage, Act III. If you don't have that album, you can play something else. I think Tuesday, December 21 (Frank's birthday) would be a good day. Getting a time that will satisfy everybody all over the world is tough, but I think 18:00 GMT is a good compromise. How do you like this idea? Goodbye, Frank! You will be sorely missed!!! -- Scott "Call Any Vegetable" Morrison *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 12:02:42 1993 : #9852544 From: Roy Walter : rwalter@panix.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 1595 words 9275 bytes : UPI obituary Msg-ID: <2e00p3$51d@panix.com> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 14:22:11 -050 Org. : PANIX Public Access Internet and Unix, NYC As published on AOL: --------------------------------------------------------------Frank Zappa, a composer, arranger, musical and political satirist and social critic who released his "The Yellow Shark" album just last month, died Saturday at his Laurel Canyon home after battling prostate cancer for several years. He was 52. During his musical career, Zappa was typecast as an eccentric crank who wrote funny, controversial songs with dirty lyrics. His songs conjured up a fundamentalist's nightmare of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, but Zappa was anything but depraved. Zappa did not take drugs or drink alcohol and had campaigned against drug-taking since the 1960s. He also didn't permit his band members to take drugs on the road. In fact, Zappa, who never drove despite living in Los Angeles, was an astute businessman. In recent years he had turned to international business, forming a licensing, consulting and social engineering firm investing in U.S.-Soviet/Eastern Bloc joint ventures. Zappa and his wife of more than 20 years, Gail, also ran their own record label, Barking Pumpkin, a mail-order company, a video company and a music publishing firm. The couple had four children. A private funeral service was held Sunday. Zappa began battling government, the record industry and music critics in the late 1960s, and in the 1980s took on anti-pornography campaigns and fundamentalist preachers as well. In 1966 he released his first album, "Freak Out." The groundbreaking record by Zappa's group, the Mothers of Invention, was a synthesis of modern classical music, jazz, vocal group rhythm and blues, '60s rock and the kind of avant-garde theatricality that has since come to be called performance art. "Freak Out" and the albums that followed it, "Absolutely Free" and "We're Only in it for the Money," contained sociopolitical caricatures of American lifestyles that amused many listeners bu created resentment among the targets of Zappa's scorn, from drunken parents more concerned about their swimming pools than their kids to "phony hippies" who inspired Zappa to proclaim that "flower power sucks." Zappa became so identified with satiric material that the ambitious music that followed was frequently identified as another joke. But "Lumpy Gravy," "Cruising with Ruben and the Jets," "Uncle Meat," "Hot Rats," "Burnt Weeny Sandwich" and "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" proved Zappa had few musical peers. The next incarnation of the Mothers of Invention, fronted by ex- Turtles Mark Volman and Howard Kaylan, was featured in the bizarre underground film classic "200 Motels" and on several albums, "Chunga's Revenge," "Fillmore East, June 1971," "Just Another Band From L.A." and "Waka/Jawaka." After releasing the dense instrumental arrangements for "The Grand Wazoo," Zappa unveiled yet another version of the Mothers that toured extensively in the mid-1970s and accounted for a series of his most popular albums: "OverNite Sensation," "Apostrophe," "One Size Fits All," "Zoot Allures" and "Zappa in New York." Zappa's next record, "Shiek Yerbouti," was one of his most controversial albums. His satiric imagination scaled Swiftian heights with the disco parody "Dancing Fool" and "Jewish Princess," a lampoon that drew public outrage from Dinah Shore and B'nai B'rith. Zappa closed out the 1970s with "Joe's Garage," a three-LP set with a bitter, tragic story line about a country where music is outlawed. Zappa started out fresh in the 1980s, releasing some of his most challenging records and embarking on an ambitious plan to consolidate his overall musical output. He coined the word "xenocrony," or strange synchronization, to describe his organizational principle of matching different parts of different concerts to create an entirely new musical statement. Zappa used the "xenocrony" technique to remarkable effect on a series of 1981 instrumental albums, "Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar," "Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More" and "The Return of the Son of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar." Like most of his 1980s work, the records were released by his own Barking Pumpkin record label. In addition to albums with his working group, Zappa finally got the chance to release his first classical recordings in the '80s, "London Symphony Orchestra" Volumes I and II and "Boulez Conducts Zappa, The Perfect Stranger." In 1983 he sued his former record company, Warner Bros., to get ownership of the master tapes of his records so he could reap the profits when the works were reissued on compact discs. He also claimed Warner Bros. had miscalculated the royalties due him. Zappa said he lost his zeal for touring after a self-financed 1988 outing with a 12-piece band cost him $400,000. "That sort of dampens one's enthusiasm for going out there and doing it again, " he said. Unlike many major rock acts, Zappa refused to accept corporate sponsorship because he did not want to promote products. According to Billboard magazine, Zappa's three biggest singles were novelty songs - "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow," which reached No. 4 on the charts in 1974, "Dancin' Fool," which hit No. 8 in 1979, and "Valley Girl," No. 12 in 1982. "Valley Girl" featured his daughter, Moon Unit, using "Valleyspeak" terms like "gag me with a spoon" and "tubular." Francis Vincent Zappa Jr., the oldest of four children in a GreekSicilian household, was born Dec. 21, 1940, in Baltimore, Md. When he was 9 the family moved to California. Zappa began playing in school bands in the early 1950s. By the time he was in Antelope Valley High School in Lancaster, Calif., he was playing guitar in a band called the Blackouts. Zappa got into his share of trouble at school, but it gave him an outlet to pursue his artistic impulses. For one art project he erased the emulsion from a 10-minute piece of film, then handpainted each frame individually. At 16, the young nonconformist developed ulcers. After graduating high school Zappa married his first wife, Kay, and struggled to support himself writing soundtrack music for films and composing avantgarde music that no one would perform. He took music theory courses at several colleges before quitting formal education in disgust. For a time, Zappa worked as an art director at a greeting card firm while playing in cocktail lounge show bands at night. In 1963 Zappa received royalties from and used the money to buy a good electric studio, Studio Z, in Cucamonga. He spent days recordings while playing bars at night in a band a film score he wrote years earlier guitar and open his own recording experimenting with his own called the Muthers. Studio Z folded after Zappa made a 10-minute porno film for a used car salesman who turned out to be an undercover policeman. Zappa was arrested, served 10 days in jail and was on probation for three years. The stage was set for Zappa to take on everything he felt was phony and corrupt about American society. He moved to Los Angeles and formed the Mothers of Invention, which became a kind of ad hoc house band for a growing society of post-beat, pre-hippie noncomformists who Zappa dubbed "United Mutations." Zappa has sparred in public debate with Tipper Gore, wife of Vice President Albert Gore and co-chairman of the Parents Music Resource Center, a lobbying group intent on policing the lyric content of popular music by rating records. It was after the record industry complied with the PMRC's request for ratings on rock records that Zappa started a one-man lobby to protect his free expression. "Once all that stuff started happening anybody stating the case at all. I have the right to state my side of the case as an independent guy." In his statement to a congressional committee on rock lyrics chaired by Gore, Zappa claimed that the ratings system was a violation of his constitutional rights and that its focus on only rock records was a protectionist strategy by Gore to favor the country music made in his home state of Tennessee. Zappa's image changed subtly as he grew older. His lampoons had often been accurate enough to outlive the subjects they skewered, and his seemingly tireless ability to speak out eloquently in defense of artistic freedom added an almost statesmanlike quality to his speech. Zappa was sought out as a public speaker after his Senate testimony, giving a keynote addresstempting to retrieve contributions made by PTL members to Jim and Tammy Bakker. "Since 1985 I'm probably more famous for having Slade Gorton tell me I didn't know anything about the First Amendment than for any song I ever wrote. It may even come as a surprise to people that I play the guitar." Zappa saw the Soviet Union as an especially ripe market and made numerous business trips there in recent years. He took a commission for arranging for amber from the Soviet Union to be sent to a U.S. company for jewelry. He even ventured into journalism with "Frank Zappa's Wild Wild East," a series of interviews he conducted during a trip to Eastern Europe and aired on Financial News Network. "I don't have anything against making a profit," he told the Los Angeles Times. Transmitted: 93-12-06 07:31:00 EST *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 12:02:42 1993 : #9852545 From: Eric L. Tullis : as500@yfn.ysu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 141 words 803 bytes : Sending a card to the family Msg-ID: <2e00os$ph6@news.ysu.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 19:22:04 GMT Org. : Youngstown State/Youngstown Free-Net I would like to volunteer to send an alt.fan.frank-zappa card to Frank's family at the address given earlier today. I will be including a list of the names of any alt.fan.fz posters who may wish to share these sentiments with me. If you want your name included in the card, please send it to me at tullise@indy.navy.mil OR as500@yfn.ysu.edu. I'll collect names for about a week or so, maybe a week-and-a-half, and I'll send the card out in order to get there in time for his birthday. Please send your name if you can. The more names, the more support we send to the Zappa family. And I know that we all support them in our hearts and in our thoughts. Thanks for your help... Eric -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 13:02:46 1993 : #9853572 From: MADIGAN KEVIN M : km9985@phoebe.albany.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 134 words 801 bytes : Re: So long Frank Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.175201.26339@sarah.albany.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 93 17:52:01 G Org. : State University of New York at Albany In article <16C9CA22A.JCHICK@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU> JCHICK@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU (John Chick) writes: > >Thank you so much for your music and genius. >With one such as you, it is not appropriate to >say goodbye, because I will still be forever >getting to know you through the music you have >left us. Still, I am sad that you will no >longer be with us to show the folly of our ways. > >Miles Davis (last year) >Albert Collins (last week) >Frank Zappa (last saturday) > >The mighty have fallen and can't get up. >I thought you might like that one. > >R.I.P. Don't forget Albert King (this spring), a true giant of American Music. It has been a sad year, in this respect. Kevin *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 13:02:48 1993 : #9853574 From: Phineas : phin@west.darkside.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 103 words 653 bytes : Re: sigh Msg-ID: <B5g6Dc1w165w@west.darkside.com> Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 93 10:56:10 Org. : The Dark Side of the Moon +1 408 245 SPAM reese@watson.ibm.com (Diane Reese) writes: > > > > > > > > > > A friend in Sweden wants to know if mail sent to the P.O. box mentioned here will actually be read by anyone. And does anyone know if the 818-PUMPKIN line still works, and if so, what's on it today? Has anyone considered compiling the sentiments from here to send to California? Diane Reese reese@watson.ibm.com I haven't been able to get through today... it's been constantly busy... however I got through last night but it just kept ringing. --Phineas Narco *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 13:02:48 1993 Message : #9853575 From: Philippe Vezina Address Group Length Subject : : : : pvezina@vmark.com Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 57 words 392 bytes Rest in Peace Msg-ID: <1993Dec06.170145.55873@vmark.com> Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 93 17:01:45 Org. : VMARK Software, Inc. The legacy Frank has left in his music and the countless times he made me smile in his presence as well as on recordings will keep his memory alive in me forever! God bless you Frank! Now we'll see just how 'Dumb all over' we really are (or at least Frank will know!). *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 13:02:48 1993 : #9853576 From: Feith John : feith@cae.wisc.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 82 words 599 bytes : Zappa tribute Msg-ID: <2e017d$ik6@news.doit.wisc.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 19:29:49 GMT Org. : College of Engineering, Univ. of Wisconsin--Madison I believe Frank Zappa should be respected as much as Shoenberg, Varese, Stravinsky, Reich, not to mention Parker, Gillispe, Davis, Ellington, Coltrane, and other modern "Western" music greats. I'm not for classifications and ratings, but if it must be done, credit should go to Zappa for creating some of the most innovative music of our time. His death will maybe get some "experts" to actually take a serios look at his accomplishments. I already miss him. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 13:02:48 1993 : #9853577 From: Mike Quigley#2 : a4369@mindlink.bc.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 89 words 534 bytes : Re: UPI obituary (screwup in same) Msg-ID: <33856@mindlink.bc.ca> Posted: 6 Dec 93 20:14:30 GMT Org. : MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada Our copy of the UPI obituary as received here at Mind Link, the BBS I access the Net thru, has a screwup near the end (also in the version which was posted in this newsgroup). Did anyone get a correct posting? Here is the screwed up part: > Zappa was sought out as a public speaker after his Senate testimony, giving > a > keynote addresstempting to retrieve contributions made by PTL members to > Jim > and Tammy Bakker. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 13:02:49 1993 : #9853578 From: Herr Kaiser : kaiser@ial5.NoSubdomain.NoDomain : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 76 words 528 bytes : Re: Frank's Passing: CTV News Blunders! Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.194800.11537@aio.jsc.nasa.gov> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 19:48:00 Org. : nasa-jsc In article <33839@mindlink.bc.ca>, Mr_Gigabyte@mindlink.bc.ca (Mike Quigley) writes: |> Frank's passing made the 7 a.m. news on CTV (a Canadian national TV network) |> today, but they made a serious blunder -- they suggested that among his other |> achievements, Frank was responsible for the expressions "Gag me with a spoon" |> and "Grody to the max"! I guess this is our time's Mozart being tossed in a paupers mass grave. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 13:02:49 1993 : #9853579 From: James Enloe : gje1761@Msu.oscs.montana.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 160 words 1104 bytes : FZ's gone... Msg-ID: <009769BE.E9F8ABC0@Msu.oscs.montana.edu> Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 1993 12:50:1 Org. : Montana State University I was rather suprised to see that I had 138 unread messages in this group when I logged on ten minutes ago, now, sadly, I know why. I only discovered Frank 3 years ago, when our Percussion Ensemble did The Black Page and The Plack Page #2 at a concert. Since that time I first heard any of his music, I have grown to respect him as one of the greatest and most varied musicians of this time. It is truly sad how the greatest of people always seem to be taken from us so soon. I wish I could think of more to say...I know that although he is gone, he will still remain alive in all of us that cared for him so much, through his music. Good bye, Frank. ************************************************************************* ** James Enloe....................................gje1761@Msu.montana.edu..... "Without Music, Life Would Be A Mistake." -F. Nietzsche ************************************************************************* ** *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 13:02:49 1993 : #9853580 From: Don Malzahn : DMALZAHN@HARPERVM.BITNET : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 72 words 498 bytes : Not real good news, Franks passing Msg-ID: <93340.085600DMALZAHN@HARPERVM.BITNET> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 08:56:00 Org. : William Rainey Harper College; Palatine, IL 60067 Hope this is not one of many messages on the subject, but I just heard on the radio that Frank passed away last night, not much other news than that. Kinda sad when the news last week announced a possible means of locating colon cancer (I know, he had Prostate Cancer, and colon cancer is better treated before it gets a foothold, but even so,,,,) =B^( *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 13:02:49 1993 : #9853581 From: Uncle Meat : jeller@sinkhole.unf.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 100 words 608 bytes : Re: An idea for a suitable tribute to Frank Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.201505.18261@sinkhole.unf.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 20:15:05 Org. : Univ. of North Florida Bob Belas (belas@mbimail.umd.edu) wrote: : Hi All, : Well, I've heard the news and I am as shocked and saddened as the rest. I : was wondering if we of the Net might not think of something to do as a group : to commemorate Frank's passing. Here's one idea: a moment of silence. My : thought was that on Frank's birthday we'd mourn his pass by not posting for : that one day. Very simple and yet it makes a nice sentiment. Any other ideas? I can dig this idea. Let's do it! Jason *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 13:02:50 1993 : #9853582 From: Uncle Meat : jeller@sinkhole.unf.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 22 words 231 bytes : Re: This group Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.201709.18429@sinkhole.unf.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 20:17:09 Org. : Univ. of North Florida an53106@anon.penet.fi wrote: : Does Frank Zappa's death mean we can now rm this newsgroup? Not no, but Hell No!!! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 13:02:50 1993 : #9853583 From: Bruce Clement : frey@alfheim.actrix.gen.nz : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 228 words 1242 bytes : Frank Zappa 1940-1993 - Oh No! I don't believe it Msg-ID: <755173148frey.postmast@alfheim.actrix.gen.nz> Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 93 22:19:08 Org. : Private System 20 years ago I was 15 when I heard a track from a strange "underground" musician. I loved it. I went down to my favourite record store, and bought all of his records that I could find. (All three of them - Auckland in the mid 70s was not a good place to find anything that wasn't top 40). That was my introduction to FZ. Over the years I've bought most of Frank's records. Frank always had something to say, usually in music, sometimes in comentary, sometimes just in humour. Frank was never a plastic person, and I never wondered what he was doing here. Some of his work which I couldn't understand as a teenager, I now understand and more importantly appeciate. Some of his work which I loved as a teenager, I no longer like as much, but on balance, if I play a CD, it is usually one of his. Tonight I heard on TV that he had died. I feel this great sense of sorrow. Frank - I will miss you, your composition, your humour, your guitar playing; but mostly, Frank, I will miss you. Requim In Pacit -Bruce Clement (frey@alfheim.actrix.gen.nz) ... and in your dreams you can see yourself a a prophet - saving the world *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 13:02:50 1993 : #9853584 From: Andrew W. White : aw37+@andrew.cmu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 46 words 359 bytes : none Msg-ID: <ch0tKRa00VB4MguUpI@andrew.cmu.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 15:27:09 Org. : Sophomore, Psychology, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA too many people i know have died of cancer. i hate to add Frank Zappa to the list. we will miss you Frank. thanks for teaching me a little something about music. a true indivual is hard to find. good bye.. andy *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 13:02:51 1993 : #9853585 From: John Michael Martz : jmartz@gibbs.oit.unc.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 55 words 486 bytes : Re: FZ. Gonna miss him. Msg-ID: <2e04nr$b9b@samba.oit.unc.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 20:29:47 GMT Org. : University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill In article <ROB.93Dec6092619@colossus.cs.oberlin.edu>, Rob Chauncey <rob@cs.oberlin.edu> wrote: >I found out this morning on radio news. I feel terrible. Me too. Me too. JOHN -* John M. Martz: | | * Psychology Dept, UNC-CH CB# 3270, Davie Hall Chapel Hill, NC 27599 JOHN_MARTZ@UNC.EDU * | | * *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 13:02:52 1993 : #9853586 From: John Michael Martz : jmartz@gibbs.oit.unc.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 55 words 477 bytes : Re: This group Msg-ID: <2e04ri$b9j@samba.oit.unc.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 20:31:46 GMT Org. : University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill In article <143303Z06121993@anon.penet.fi>, <an53106@anon.penet.fi> wrote: >Does Frank Zappa's death mean we can now rm this newsgroup? No. I will still read it. JOHN -* John M. Martz: | | * Psychology Dept, UNC-CH CB# 3270, Davie Hall Chapel Hill, NC 27599 JOHN_MARTZ@UNC.EDU * | | * *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 14:04:13 1993 : #9854810 From: David A. Borton : daborton@va : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 21 words 202 bytes : There's now way to delay... Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.203519.19401@novell.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 20:35:19 Org. : Novell, Inc. That trouble comin' every day. <Sigh> -David A. Borton, Novell Inc. email: dborton@novell.com -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 14:04:14 1993 : #9854812 From: Malinda McCall : mmccall@emory.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 56 words 353 bytes : Bad news? Msg-ID: <5858@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 93 17:27:22 GMT Org. : Emory University, Atlanta, GA What with all the "Did he die" posts in the past, I hate to add to their number, but a huge FZ fan just alerted me that "something bad" just happened and was too choked up to clarify. Please say it ain't so. *I* would have voted for him! MAlinda *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 14:04:15 1993 : #9854813 From: Bradley S. Corsello : bsc7@po.CWRU.Edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 389 words 2021 bytes : Re: An idea for a suitable tribute to Frank Msg-ID: <2e06di$p61@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 20:58:26 GMT Org. : Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA) In a previous article, belas@mbimail.umd.edu (Bob Belas) says: >Hi All, > > Well, I've heard the news and I am as shocked and saddened as the rest. I >was wondering if we of the Net might not think of something to do as a group >to commemorate Frank's passing. Here's one idea: a moment of silence. My >thought was that on Frank's birthday we'd mourn his pass by not posting for >that one day. Very simple and yet it makes a nice sentiment. Any other ideas? > Well, I'm going to play every Zappa CD I have in chronological order, then make a donation to the American Cancer Society in his name. Sorry for taking up bandwidth with the following "where were you when you heard about..." tale, but I just have to. I woke up this morning humming "A Little Green Rosetta", for some reason. Groggily, my mind turned to the phrase "Utility Muffin Research Kitchen". I reflected that for Zappa, the sounds of the words are more important than their meaning. My mind drifted over to the "Mudd Club". I wondered if that was a real nightclub, and figured that it probably was. As I am starting a job in NYC next year, I thought I would pinpoint its location. I got up, turned on a light, and turned on my stereo to hear the news on Public Radio, as is my habit. I got out my CD of "You Are What You Is" and verified that the Mudd Club was on White Street, y'all. I went over to my bookshelf to pull out my map of NYC. As I reached for it, I heard, "Frank Zappa is dead." Oh, my God. I knew it was going to happen any day, but it was still a blow. We'll all miss you, Frank. -Brad Corsello (bsc7@po.cwru.edu) - 3L Case Western Reserve U. Law School "Sir, the law is as I say it is, and so it has been laid down ever since the law began, . . . and so held and used for good reason, though we cannot at present remember that reason." Y.B. 36 Hen. 6 fo. 24, 25b-26 (1458). *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 14:04:16 1993 : #9854814 From: JOE SIX-PACK : joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 58 words 405 bytes : HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <1993Dec3.Ka2cc4.xv9@gossa.cs.mjc.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 93 20:55:53 G Org. : Yes. THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. JOE SIX-PACK, USA *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 14:04:16 1993 : #9854815 From: Uncle Meat : jeller@sinkhole.unf.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 25 words 270 bytes : This newsgroup Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.205944.19963@sinkhole.unf.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 20:59:44 Org. : Univ. of North Florida Methinks this group will get considerably more busy now that our favorite composer/satirist is gone. Methinks this has already happened. Yippee! Jason *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Group Length Subject 6 14:04:17 1993 : #9854816 From: pmorris@kean.ucs.mun.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 22 words 241 bytes : Zappa will be fondly remembered Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.155752.1@kean.ucs.mun.ca> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 19:27:52 Org. : Memorial University. St.John's Nfld, Canada You will be remembered fondly, Frank. We'll hoist a few Old Stock in your honour. RIP. Stig (in Newfoundland) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 14:04:17 1993 : #9854817 From: Steve Elias : eli@glare.cisco.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 37 words 268 bytes : rest in peace, Frank Msg-ID: <ELI.93Dec6100639@glare.cisco.com> Posted: 6 Dec 93 10:06:39 Org. : cisco Systems please don't let the lesson of this avoidable tragedy be lost on you, fellow zappa fans. if you're male and above 30, get your prostate checked once a year by an MD. /eli *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 14:04:18 1993 : #9854818 From: Bradley S. Corsello : bsc7@po.CWRU.Edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 153 words 958 bytes : Re: The passing of a genius... Msg-ID: <2e06qv$pp7@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 21:05:34 GMT Org. : Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA) In a previous article, Triplett.Phil@epamail.epa.gov (Philip C. Triplett) says: >Hearing of Frank's death really blew out the whole day before it >started... One of the local radio stations started cranking out "safe" >Zappa starting with "Peaches..." when they made the announcement this >mourning. They plan to play some of his tunes for the remainder day. got the at 5:30 of the Same thing in Cleveland, OH. My car radio blared "Cozmik Debris" for the first time ever. "He finally got on the radio," I thought... -Brad Corsello (bsc7@po.cwru.edu) - 3L Case Western Reserve U. Law School "Sir, the law is as I say it is, and so it has been laid down ever since the law began, . . . and so held and used for good reason, though we cannot at present remember that reason." Y.B. 36 Hen. 6 fo. 24, 25b-26 (1458). *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 14:04:18 1993 : #9854819 From: Shannon Lawson : lawson@zappa.sps.mot.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 118 words 717 bytes : Frank's gone... Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.202342.11319@newsgate.sps.mot.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 20:23:42 Org. : sps but not forgotten! I saw him in '85 at the end of the "Them Or Us" tour. I named my workstation after him (back in March). Frank's uncompromising approach to life serves as an inspiration to us all. I didn't always agree with him, but I always respected his straightforward, no-nonsense attitude, which was well-balanced against his "don't take life so seriously" side. Frank, I missed you before you were gone, because I knew you weren't going to be with us much longer. I'll keep playing your music as long as the Central Scrutinizer doesn't get to me first! R.I.P. Shannon Lawson lawson@zappa.sps.mot.com Taken from MIND LINK! on Tue Dec Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 07:30:32 1993 6 15:04:01 1993 : #9856332 From: Bradley E Rintoul : br7588@ehsn13.cen.uiuc.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 104 words 640 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2e0a7n$s22@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 22:03:35 GMT Org. : University of Illinois at Urbana Hey, aren't you the guy that did the same kind of thing about the beloved River Phoenix on talk.bizarre? Boy, you've gone too far this time! You have really irked me and now I have *got* to respond! I'm pissed! You go rot in hell you bastard! Ooooo you make me mad! Gosh, people like you should just suffer horribly! Seriously, though, I bet this time your gonna get all kinds of idiots like me to respond and waste a bunch of bandwidth. Good job. Anarchy for the U.S.A. dude! Frank would've liked it this way. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 15:04:01 1993 : #9856333 From: guy byars : feguy@sgife16.sdrc.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 249 words 1556 bytes : Re: CNN NEWS: Frank Zappa has died of cancer. Msg-ID: <5202@heimdall.sdrc.com> Posted: 6 Dec 93 20:15:38 GMT Org. : SDRC In article <2dvv7t$76k@portal.vpharm.com>, dap@portal.vpharm.com (David A. Pearlman) writes: |> In article <2dvu3hINNbkr@calamari.hi.com> rogers@calamari.hi.com (Andrew Rogers) writes: |> >In article <1993Dec6.162408.2219@news.media.mit.edu> ben@media.mit.edu (Benjamin Kline Lowengard) writes: |> )>Any radio staion tributes out there..WBCN really sucks by ignoring his |> )>whole catalogue... |> ) |> )BCN did play a fair amount of Zappa this morning... too bad, though, that |> )people of Zappa's caliber have to die in order to get a handful of songs on |> )the FM airwaves. Especially on a (self-proclaimed) more-progressive-than-thou |> )station, but that's another flame... |> |> Yeah, BCN basically (heh heh) sucks these days. With the possible exception |> of the graveyard shift, when the playlist seems to open up a bit. But |> I am told by longtime residents of the Boston area that BCN used to very |> good...I guess the shift to tightly programmed classic rock occurred |> sometime in the mid '80's. |> |> My vote for the best daily program on *commercial* radio in the Boston area |> is the "unplugged" program on WBOS starting at 10pm (I think). A good |> number of seldom-to-never-heard on radio tracks appear then... WAIF in Cincinnati (an alternative station) became my favorite station when, at 3:00pm on a weekday, I tuned in and heard them play "Wet T-shirt nite". Given that Cinc. is Sooo conserative, it made the listening all the more enjoyable. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 15:04:01 1993 : #9856334 From: Catherine M Leonard : cate@brahms.udel.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 77 words 481 bytes : Frank Finds Peace Msg-ID: <CHMt8G.2GG@news.udel.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 21:05:04 Org. : University of Delaware I read the sad news here first this morning. Thanks to all for sharing the information. I was glad to see it here among friends rather than on some crappy cable news network. FZ Music Is The Best! I hereby dedicate tonight's performance of 20th century percussion music to Frank. I will have a black arm band on one of my PVC pipes. Damn. There's tears on my keyboard. Glenn *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 15:04:02 1993 : #9856335 From: Greg Dunn : gdunn@nyx.cs.du.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 16 words 241 bytes : Re: A fitting eulogy Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.220344.13979@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 93 22:03:44 G Org. : Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept. I'll cast my vote for the proposed "day of silence". seems appropriate. Frank's birthday *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 15:04:02 1993 : #9856336 From: Frog Heaven : ST002649@brownvm.brown.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 79 words 635 bytes : :^-( Msg-ID: <2e098h$596@cat.cis.Brown.EDU> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 16:45:02 Org. : Brown Shoes Don't Make It. I just heard about Frank Zappa's death today, and I wanted to add my voice to those who will miss him. He changed the way I hear music. :^-( ribbit "...and everything under the sun is in tune, /^\_/^\ / but the sun is eclipsed by the moon." / O O \ -Pink Floyd \ ----- / "Eclipse" ^^^^^^^ Email 4 PGP key Cabal?! We don't need no stinkin Cabal! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 15:04:03 1993 : #9856337 From: Philip Riley : priley@quads.uchicago.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 150 words 1044 bytes : Re: CNN NEWS: Frank Zappa has died of cancer. Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.214655.6142@midway.uchicago.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 21:46:55 Org. : University of Chicago In article <2dvu3hINNbkr@calamari.hi.com> rogers@calamari.hi.com (Andrew Rogers) writes: >In article <1993Dec6.162408.2219@news.media.mit.edu> ben@media.mit.edu (Benjamin Kline Lowengard) writes: >>Any radio staion tributes out there..WBCN really sucks by ignoring his >>whole catalogue... > >BCN did play a fair amount of Zappa this morning... too bad, though, that >people of Zappa's caliber have to die in order to get a handful of songs on >the FM airwaves. Especially on a (self-proclaimed) more-progressivethan-thou >station, but that's another flame... I've been away from Boston from three years now, and though BCN had already slid a long way when I left in '90, everytime I visit now I can hear that it's decayed even worse since the last time I was there. And now that BCN owns ZLX... Boston radio, once very good, has become almost as bad as Chicago radio... -phil -Phil Riley <priley@midway.uchicago.edu> *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 15:04:03 1993 : #9856338 From: MADIGAN KEVIN M : km9985@csc.albany.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 206 words 1156 bytes : Frank has just left the building Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.194937.555@sarah.albany.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 93 19:49:37 G Org. : State University of New York at Albany Hello. I was up late last night and was channel surfin' the tube, when I saw the face of Frank. I watched the little piece, hoping it wouldn't end as I knew it would, with the dreaded words "Frank Zappa WAS 52." I have been very sad all day. I knew this day was coming, but it came too soon. The strange thing is, he died Saturday, and it was on Saturday that I was seriously wondering how soon he would die. Saturday night, while sleeping, I dreamt that a close family member had died. Wierd, huh? I still get very sad thinking of John Lennon and Stevie Ray Vaughn. Frank's death will take me a long time to accept. I am sending the family a sympathy card. He was truly a giant of this century, and he had a profound influence upon my life. It was listening to Frank that got me into Jazz. The combined influence of FZ and punk rock (particularly the Dead Kennedys) pushed me further to the far left politically. Michele and I played nothing but FZ during the dinner portion of our wedding reception. He will be missed. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 15:04:04 1993 : #9856339 From: C. Gordon Keeble (gord : ck7263@albnyvms.bitnet : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 133 words 879 bytes : in shock Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.195446.725@sarah.albany.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 93 19:54:46 G Org. : University of Albany, SUNY Arggh! FZ's gone. I'm still in shock. My *mother* (she's 70, and even *she* likes some of his pieces) called me up at 8am to tell me of Frank's death. I guess we all knew it was coming probably sooner than later, but still.. this really hurts. FZ's music is so profoundly different from anything else, it completely changed the way I hear music. Uncle Meat was playing the first time I had sex. I need a burnt weeny sandwich. I think I'll be going through my whole collection this week. Bye Frank, and thanks for all the INCREDIBLE music. I know I'll never be the same. We love ya. --C. Gordon Keeble (gordo) in pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance... ck7263@rachel.albany.edu Gordon.Keeble@f113.n267.z1.fidonet.org *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 15:04:04 1993 : #9856340 From: Bill Horne : horne@research.nj.nec.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 586 words 2997 bytes : A sad day. Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.210917.151@research.nj.nec.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 93 21:09:17 G Org. : Utility Muffin Research Kitchen It was very sad for me to hear that Frank passed away. thoughts and memories to note this sad event.... Just a few I first heard Frank around 1982 or so when somebody played me a copy of One Size Fits All. I was immediately hooked. I remember thinking, "This is perfect music." I was a huge guitar fan at the time, and I was really impressed with Frank's soloing ability. Ruth really blew me away at the time too. But more than anything else, it was the composition. I think Zappa was the first "composer" I was ever really hooked on. In college I met a good friend, Bill Naylor, who introduced me to much of Frank's music. I started collecting as many recordings as I could during this period, building my collection to more than 80 peices of Frank's work. I listened to Frank constantly. There was always something new for me to hear: some little guitar line, some lyric I had never payed any attention to. I was lucky enought to see Zappa four times on his east coast tour in 1986: Twice at "The Pier" in New York, where Does Humor Belong in Music was filmed, and twice at the Garden State Arts Center. I remember just being blown away by Frank's guitar playing and the tightness of his band. I moved to Albuquerque in 1986. Shortly afterwards I met Linus Carver Dave Guitierrez, and Dave Schafer, three huge Zappa fans. We enventually formed a band called "Brutal Zen Milk", later to become "Filthy Habits", in which we played about 50% Zappa cover tunes. Our jams usually involved some version of King Kong that would last for at least 30 minutes. That was great! What a blast. I will always remember those days. I suppose in 1990 or so I got too busy with school, too burnt out on listening to Frank all the time, too involved with other things. I stopped listening to much of anything, but especially to Frank. I did try to keep in touch by reading this news group, or picking up an occasional new CD rerelease. Still, One Size Fits All, The Grand Wazoo, Hot Rats, and Shut Up and Play Yer Guitar are the most frequently played albums on my stereo, but they just don't get played as much as they used to. Let's keep this in mind: Unlike many of the great musicians who left this world too early, and for whom we only have a handful of recordings, Frank left a legacy of music for us to listen to. He was one of the most prolific musicians I have ever encountered. As much as I listened to his music, I never really was able to totally understand what he was really all about. There is an aweful lot of stuff sitting in my tape drawers, on album and CD that I have never fully absorbed, and probably never will be able to. Even One Size Fits All, which I must have listened to 1000 times has things on it that I have not yet discovered. Music was a major part of my life. Zappa was a major part of my music. I will miss him a lot. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 15:04:05 1993 : #9856341 From: Erlend Dyrnes : erlendd@amanda.bbb.no : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 239 words 1360 bytes : Re: An idea for a suitable tribute to Frank Msg-ID: <2e0aqi$ak1@amanda.bbb.no> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 23:13:38 +010 Org. : Bergen By Byte A/S In <2e06di$p61@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> bsc7@po.CWRU.Edu (Bradley S. Corsello) writes: >In a previous article, belas@mbimail.umd.edu (Bob Belas) says: > >>Hi All, >> >> Well, I've heard the news and I am as shocked and saddened as the >rest. I >>was wondering if we of the Net might not think of something to do as a group >>to commemorate Frank's passing. Here's one idea: a moment of silence. My >>thought was that on Frank's birthday we'd mourn his pass by not posting for >>that one day. Very simple and yet it makes a nice sentiment. Any other ideas? >> > >Well, I'm going to play every Zappa CD I have in chronological order, then >make a donation to the American Cancer Society in his name. I think Frank would have liked to see people all over the world gathering the 21st of December to pay their tribute to the late genius. I will invite my friends over on that day to listen and remember. Why don't you do the same ? Thank you, Frank. You really made a difference to me! erlend -Erlend Dyrnes, Senior Systems Consultant, MBS Fjerndata AS email: erlend.dyrnes@mbs.no, zappa@bbb.no - I play old jazz on my clarinet, drink beer, and generally have a good time - No I don't like BAYWATCH, don't use WordPerfect, and don't wear highheels *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 15:04:06 1993 : #9856342 From: Markus Ringner : markus@arger.quark.lu.se : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 86 words 543 bytes : Sad! Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.214546.29437@nomina.lu.se> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 21:45:46 Org. : Lund University, Sweden Since commercial radio is only developing here he was played on radio here even when he was alive. There was even a pianist doing Ruth is sleeping acceptably last week. But I have to admit the frequency with which they are played has increased. He finally made it to my TV set but I don't think a 90 second summary is a worthy epitaph, even though they used for a live extract from the Black Page and not for Bobby Brown. Markus *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 15:04:07 1993 : #9856344 From: Markus Ringner : markus@arger.quark.lu.se : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 105 words 626 bytes : Re: Sad! Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.215140.29646@nomina.lu.se> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 21:51:40 Org. : Lund University, Sweden Since commercial radio is only developing here he was played on radio here even when he was alive. There was even a pianist doing Ruth is sleeping acceptably last week. But I have to admit the frequency with which they are played has increased. He finally made it to my TV set but I don't think a 90 second summary is a worthy epitaph, even though they used it for a live extract from the Black Page and not for Bobby Brown. Sorry I forgot the it in the last line last time. Hope in makes better sense this time *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 15:04:10 1993 Message Address Group Length Subject : : : : : #9856346 From: Leigh Orf orf@scrap.ssec.wisc.edu Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 155 words 986 bytes FZ tribute Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.222455.26288@cs.wisc.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 22:24:55 Org. : Atmospheric Oceanic and Space Sciences I am also deeply saddened by the news of FZ's death. The first piece of recorded material I ever bought was Apostrophe(') back when I was 11 years old in 1979. I am a classical music programmer at WORT here in Madison, WI, USA (community radio) and have decided that I will do a tribute to Frank on next week's show, using material from his few classical releases. It'll be from sometime during 5AM-8AM Monday (12/13) morning if anyone in the area reads this. I'll miss ya you crazy shit. May the music never stop. Tengo Na Minchia Tanta. Leigh "Music _really_is_ the best" Orf -If you are a classical artist in the Madison, Wisconsin area and are interested in being on the air, contact me! Leigh Orf:::orf@ssec.wisc.edu:::(608)265-2324[work]:::(608)256-1708[home] Gradual student of Atmospheric Science & early morning DJ on WORT 89.9 FM *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 15:04:10 1993 : #9856347 From: Christopher A Pellegri : msport@iastate.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 478 words 2784 bytes : Re: Frank Zappa Remembered Msg-ID: <CHMvA6.IB6@news.iastate.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 21:49:17 Org. : Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa (USA) In article <CHMLoF.7GA@cbfsb.cb.att.com>, pgm@jolt.att.com (Patrick G. Maggiulli) writes: |> |> Frank's untimely death has dealt a serious blow to us all. |> I'll miss his wit, humor, insite and, above all, his live |> performances. Frank has inspired many and let us not forget him. |> |> |> |> |> |> |> |> |> My fondest memory of Frank was during one of his Halloween concerts in the late 70s at NYC's Palladium. The band featured O'Hearn, Bozzio, someone named Vai :-), and a host of other talented musicians. The band concluded one number and segued to just Bozzio and O'Hearn who weaved a very driving rhythm. Vai added with a simple chord progression. Now enter Frank: he grabbed Hendrix's burnt Monteray (SP?) strat and walked to ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |> the edge of the stage and layed down the most thrilling and |> energized solo I've ever heard. Frank play for nearly 10 minutes |> and the crowd went crazy. Never have I heard the phrasing and |> sweet notes from a guitar then what Frank played that night. |> It was significantly awesome! |> |> |> Frank, you'll be missed by us all. |> |> |> Patrick |> |> |> +------------------------+-----------------------+-----------------------+ |> | Patrick G. Maggiulli | att!probe!pgm | Disclaimer: | |> | AT&T Bell Laboratories | pgm@probe.att.com.us | My opinions are my own | |> | 200 Laural Avenue. | PH: + 1 908-957-6418 | and do not necessarily | |> | Middletown, NJ 07748 | FAX: + 1 908-957-7227 | reflect the opinions | |> | USA | | of my family, friends | |> | | | or employer. | |> +------------------------+-----------------------+-----------------------+ |> Not to get off of a more important subject, but just to clarify a musical fact... Hendrix threw pieces of his guitar out to the crowd after he burned and then smashed it at Monterey. I think what was left may have been built back up the body was painted a very colorful paisely scheme by Jimi himself - but I'm not sure. I can't believe there hasn't been much news updating FZ's condition before his passing... the surprise hits harder than anything... I can't say anything more than anyone else has already... I just wish the best didn't have to depart so soon... They always seem like they're just gettin' started. He had more logic and common sense than any other human being would even know what to do with. See ya Frank... Damn. -Chris Pellegrino 'He used to be a nice boy. - Now I'm in college He used to cut the grass...' -Lucifer msport@iastate.edu *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Group Length Subject 6 15:04:10 1993 : #9856348 From: MCINTIRE@MAINE.MAINE.EDU : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 4 words 139 bytes : Re: ZAPPA IS DEAD ! Msg-ID: <93340.161842MCINTIRE@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 16:18:42 Org. : University of Maine System Call any vegtable.... *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 15:04:11 1993 : #9856349 From: Shannon Lawson : lawson@zappa.sps.mot.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 266 words 1564 bytes : Re: UPI obituary Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.221018.13345@newsgate.sps.mot.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 22:10:18 Org. : sps In article <2e00p3$51d@panix.com> rwalter@panix.com (Roy Walter) writes: > >As published on AOL: >--------------------------------------------------------------> Francis Vincent Zappa Jr., the oldest of four children in a GreekSicilian >household, was born Dec. 21, 1940, in Baltimore, Md. When he was 9 the family >moved to California. This is not correct. His real name is Frank Vincent Zappa. Not Francis. Not Jr. Even Frank thought his first name was Francis (like his Dad's) for a long time, but he eventually found that his name was really Frank. See "The Real Frank Zappa Book" for the reference. >Studio Z folded after Zappa made a 10-minute porno film for a used car salesman >who turned out to be an undercover policeman. Zappa was arrested, served 10 days >in jail and was on probation for three years. It was *not* a film. It was an audio tape, and he mostly did it as a joke. He and a lady friend made noises for the tape. They thought it was funny, and they were going to get paid for just making noises. That's it. Again, see "The Real Frank Zappa Book." >"Once all that stuff started happening anybody stating the case at all. I have >the right to state my side of the case as an independent guy." Something seems to be missing from this quote. again. >Transmitted: Read the first sentence 93-12-06 07:31:00 EST He'll be misunderstood and misquoted for some time to come, it seems... Shannon Lawson lawson@zappa.sps.mot.com *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 15:04:11 1993 Message : #9856350 From: deep.rsoft.bc.ca!vanbc.wimsey.com!news.cyberstore.ca!nntp.cs.ubc.ca!utcsr i!utnut Group Length : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 393 words 2188 bytes Subject : Re: The passing of a genius... Msg-ID: <2e0cca$pjk@montag.library.ucla.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 22:40:10 GMT Org. : UCLA Library I heard the news early this morning, and skipped my workout so that I could hear KCRW's tribute. I expected that the full three hours of the morning show would be devoted to his work; it would take that much to sample the various styles of music he wrote. Besides, they devoted an hour to River Phoenix followed by an hour to Federico Fellini several weeks ago. Frank's music surely deserved the entire morning show in his home town. Well, the ever-so-kool folks at "public radio for more of Sourthern California" played three of his tunes, and moved on to standard morning fare. They gave us an additional two tunes in the final hour. What really pisses me off is that they devoted as much time to their self-promoting commercials, begging people to buy things to benefit "non-commercial" public radio. I can't believe how they short-changed such a diverse and prolific musician. Fortunately, I have my trusty discman and a tall stack of his cd's for consolation, and this newsgroup to share my grief. Thanks for all of your posts; I work with too many people who don't understand. ----------------------I just re-read the above message, and realized how angry I am. Does anyone know where anger ranks in the stages of grief? --Gary >In a previous article, Triplett.Phil@epamail.epa.gov (Philip C. Triplett) says: > >>Hearing of Frank's death really blew out the whole day before it >>started... One of the local radio stations started cranking out "safe" >>Zappa starting with "Peaches..." when they made the announcement 5:30 this >>mourning. They plan to play some of his tunes for the remainder day. > >Same thing in Cleveland, OH. My car radio blared "Cozmik Debris" the >first time ever. "He finally got on the radio," I thought... > >-- got the at of the for >Brad Corsello (bsc7@po.cwru.edu) - 3L Case Western Reserve U. Law School >"Sir, the law is as I say it is, and so it has been laid down ever since >the law began, . . . and so held and used for good reason, though we cannot >at present remember that reason." Y.B. 36 Hen. 6 fo. 24, 25b-26 (1458). *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 15:04:11 1993 : #9856351 From: Bryce Harrington : bharring@aludra.usc.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 57 words 405 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2e0ci1$hb@aludra.usc.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 14:43:13 -080 Org. : University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA Looks like someone forgot to log out. :-) Please do not respond to the post no matter how much it bugs you. Best thing to do is ignore him. Bryce P.S. I've set the followup to alt.flame only minimize bandwidth waste. We don't want to hear about it here on alt.music.enya. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 16:08:49 1993 : #9857899 From: Daniel U. Holbrook : dh3q+@andrew.cmu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 114 words 682 bytes : frank Msg-ID: <sh0v3hS00iV0M_LoNY@andrew.cmu.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 17:23:41 Org. : Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA I heard the news this morning, and two phrases have stuck in my head all day: "I am the heaven, I am the waters.." and "Ride my face to Chicago..." A kick in the ass, a poke in the ribs, a mirror for the ridiculous, one helluva guitar player, innovative composer, a shrewd commentator, he was all of these things. We have much to be grateful for, and enough to last as long as we are around. Bummer day. Dan dh3q@andrew.cmu.edu Applied History Carnegie Mellon University "Stupidity has a certain charm -ignorance does not." Frank Zappa *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 16:08:50 1993 : #9857900 From: Todd Brown : brown@sunspot.noao.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 23 words 230 bytes : Frank! Don't! Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.220634.28515@noao.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 22:06:34 Org. : National Solar Observatory/SP Frank! I told you not to eat the yellow snow! The freak of freaks has passed. Todd Brown brown@sunspot.noao.edu *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 16:08:52 1993 : #9857901 From: Mark H. Weber : markw@VFL.Paramax.COM : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 16 words 190 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.220354.9713@VFL.Paramax.COM> Posted: 6 Dec 93 22:03:54 GMT Org. : Paramax (A Unisys Company) Can we all just ignore this posting, please? It's a forgery. Thanks, Mark *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 16:08:53 1993 : #9857902 From: Carl Beaudry : beaudry@cc.swarthmore.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 32 words 326 bytes : Re: A fitting eulogy Msg-ID: <beaudry-061293174019@beaudry.swarthmore.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 22:40:59 GMT Org. : Swarthmore College In article <1993Dec6.220344.13979@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, gdunn@nyx.cs.du.edu (Greg Dunn) wrote: > > I'll cast my vote for the proposed "day of silence". > seems appropriate. Frank's birthday I concur. --Carl *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 16:08:53 1993 : #9857903 From: The World Renown Jason : jab55062@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 163 words 1323 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2e0ejl$58r@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 23:18:13 GMT Org. : University of Illinois at Urbana joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu (JOE SIX-PACK) writes: >THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD >PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I >WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, >IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE > > > DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. JOE SIX-PACK, USA Ummm, Frank Zappa never used drugs. It was his policy to not allow his group to use drugs on tour with him either. Also, he was definitely someone who stood for what he believed in. ________________________________________________________________________ |Jason "The Bosk" Boskey | "Never kiss by the garden gate"| |E-Mail: Bosk@uiuc.edu | "Love is blind | | jab55062@sumter.cso.uiuc.edu| "But the neighbors ain't" | | jab55062@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu |--------------------------------| |-------------------------------------| | Disclaimer: My opinions are just that, mine. If you don't like | | what I say, don't listen. | -----------------------------------------------------------------------*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 16:08:53 1993 : #9857904 From: David Dixon : dixon@physics1 : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 27 words 236 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2e0g2a$rd9@agate.berkeley.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 23:43:06 GMT Org. : /etc/organization Almost true. He did try reefer a few times, but he said that it only made him sleepy. (Source: "The Real Frank Zappa Book") D^2 *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 16:08:54 1993 : #9857905 From: Mark Shaw : mns1@.asictest.sc.ti.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 138 words 823 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <CHMv1v.JrF@csc.ti.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 21:44:19 Org. : Texas Instruments In article xv9@gossa.cs.mjc.edu, joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu (JOE SIX-PACK) writes: [edited for language] > > > > THAT F*CKIN RAT BASTARD PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A F*CKIN DRUG ABUSIN AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT F*CKER CAN ROT FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. Frank Zappa was a musical genius with a rather twisted sense of humor. He was NOT a drug user, and had been known to disassociate himself with musicians who had drug problems. --Mark Shaw mns1@dalsol.rtc.sc.ti.com "Giving money and power to government is like giving whisky and car keys to teenage boys" - PJ O'Rourke (my opinions, not Texas Instruments') *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 16:08:55 1993 : #9857906 From: daniel bauman : Daniel.Bauman@launchpad.unc.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 184 words 1105 bytes : Thank you Frank Msg-ID: <2e0fdd$i6n@samba.oit.unc.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 23:31:57 GMT Org. : University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service Like everyone else the news this morning was very sad. As I sit here listening to One Size Fits All, I can not measure the pleasure his music his music has given me. Thanks Frank. A friend of mine called me yesterday afternoon to tell me that he heard from a guy who did some work on the drum set for Z that Frank was not doing well and was not going to make it two more weeks. Kind of ironic. For some time I have thought about thanking the readers of this group for the quality of this newsgroup. It is nice to read inteligent postings for a change. Thank you all! So long Frank and thanks for all the music, esp. "Sofa #1 & 2" Daniel Bauman CSU Fullerton History xdbauman@fullerton.edu -The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service. internet: laUNChpad.unc.edu or 152.2.22.80 *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 16:08:56 1993 : #9857907 From: Barbara Abernathy : baberna@scheme.cse.psu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 79 words 517 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <CHMzwC.2oB@cse.psu.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 23:28:59 In article <1993Dec3.Ka2cc4.xv9@gossa.cs.mjc.edu> not-for-mail writes: >THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN >PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE >WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT >IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. > > > JOE SIX-PACK, USA First Escobar, now Zappa, what is this world coming to ;-) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 16:08:57 1993 : #9857908 From: Jacob Huebert : aa363@yfn.ysu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 74 words 566 bytes : ... Msg-ID: <2e0ggp$2ec@news.ysu.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 23:50:49 GMT Org. : St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH Hearing all the news of Frank Zappa's death has brought him to my attention, and he sounds rather interesting. I'd like to start getting his albums but, in your opinions, which one should I start with? Thanks. -"Yes sir! There's nothing a man hates more than Huebert having his lower life forms sit on his nonliving aa363@yfn.ysu.edu possesions!" - George Liquor, American ---- ----- Jacob ----------------------- *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 16:08:57 1993 : #9857909 From: Boucher David : bouche2@server.uwindsor.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 135 words 1020 bytes : Re: UPI obituary Msg-ID: <CHn0qC.8o1@uwindsor.ca> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 23:47:00 Org. : University of Windsor, Ontario, Canada In article <2e00p3$51d@panix.com> rwalter@panix.com (Roy Walter) writes: # #As published on AOL: #--------------------------------------------------------------[deletia] #Studio Z folded after Zappa made a 10-minute porno film for a used car salesman #who turned out to be an undercover policeman. Zappa was arrested, served 10 days #in jail and was on probation for three years. They got one thing wrong: it was a pornographic *audio tape*, not a film. 20 minutes of a man and a woman bouncing up and down on bedsprings and talking dirty, reduced to 10 minutes after they edited out the laughs. [rest deleted] - db -************************************************************************ "Come on down to the Big Dig. Can't get around the Big Dig." - Don Van Vliet (Smithsonian Institute Blues) ************************************************************************ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Group Length Subject 6 16:08:58 1993 : #9857910 From: jlboll@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 142 words 940 bytes : Frank is dead Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.171638.56150@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 93 17:16:35 CDT Org. : University of Kansas Academic Computing Services Saturday dec. 4 1993 will for always be remembered as a day of unbelieveable sorrow among the readers of newsgroup 213, and everybody else who used to be fans of one of the greatest musical personalities in America. According to the Kansas City Star dec. 6, Frank Zappa, aka THE GOD and THE KING, died late saturday night in his home in California. Since it won't make a difference anyway, I will just stop writing here and leave the word to the master himself, by citing a few words of eternal wisdom that will help us through the hard times to follow: Information is not knowledge Knowledge is not truth Truth is not wisdom Wisdom is not beauty Beauty is not love Love is not music, music is the best FZ, Joe's Garage, 1979 *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 16:08:59 1993 : #9857911 From: Boucher David : bouche2@server.uwindsor.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 103 words 761 bytes : I'm really going to miss him.... Msg-ID: <CHn04H.8G5@uwindsor.ca> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 23:33:52 Org. : University of Windsor, Ontario, Canada I heard that Frank had died this morning on a *country* music station -the local rock station never had a word about it. I loved his music -- to borrow a quote from Matt Groening, Frank was my Elvis. I was really hoping against all logic that he would beat the cancer. Now I just feel very, very sad, and wish I could be more eloquent in expressing it. - db -************************************************************************ "Come on down to the Big Dig. Can't get around the Big Dig." - Don Van Vliet (Smithsonian Institute Blues) ************************************************************************ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 17:04:47 1993 : #9859484 From: Untidy Suicide : craig@clark.net : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 9 words 175 bytes : Umm Msg-ID: <2e0hr6$d3l@clarknet.clark.net> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 00:13:26 GMT Org. : Clark Internet Services, Inc. -Untidy Suicide <%> Craig@clark.net *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 17:04:48 1993 : #9859485 From: Mark Loop : mrloop@nit.pactel.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 172 words 1232 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <CHn1pq.F05@nit.pactel.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 00:13:13 Org. : PacTel Corporation joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu (JOE SIX-PACK) writes: >THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD >PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I >WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, >IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE > > > DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. JOE SIX-PACK, USA I don't think you have a *clue* as to what you're talking about. Frank Zappa did *not* take drugs, or even drink, for that matter. I cannot think of any songs promoting drug use and only "Titties & Beer" come to mind with any real reference to alcohol. I sure hope that your lifestyle is as perfect as you expect everyone else's to be. What'e with the six-pack reference? Don't you know that drinking beer contributes to colon cancer? Get real. -************************************************************************* ****** * __/ ___/ __/__/__/ __/__/__/ __/ __/ * * ____/ ____/ __/ __/ __/ __/ __/ __/ * * __/ __/ __/__/ __/__/__/ __/__/__/ __/__/ mrloop@la.pactel.com * Mark R. Loop PacTel Cellular *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 17:04:49 1993 : #9859486 From: Mary Jo (Keegan) Place : mjplace@MtHolyoke.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 128 words 943 bytes : HAHAHAHAHAHA JOE SIX-PACK IS A MORON!!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2e0iec$ocd@slab.mtholyoke.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 00:23:40 GMT Org. : Mount Holyoke College I was feeling kinda down today, reading all the goodbye Frank posts, and I've got to admit Joe Six-Pack's imbecilic frothing at the mouth really cheered me up. I even laughed out loud. Thanks, Joe, for personifying exactly the sort of blithering idiocy ol' Frank worked so hard to expose, oppose and depose.... I think I'll fly to Beverly Hills, just before dawn And knock the little jockeys off the rich people's lawns And before they get up, I'll be gone, I'll be gone.... Sigh. ======================================================================== Mary Jo Place | "This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Mount Holyoke College | Explain again how sheep's bladders may be mjplace@mhc.mtholyoke.edu | employed to prevent earthquakes." ========================================================================= *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Group Length Subject 6 17:04:49 1993 : #9859487 From: ssthapit@vax.clarku.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 44 words 615 bytes : frank ? Msg-ID: <7DEC93.00182093@vax.clarku.edu> Posted: 7 DEC 93 00:18:20 GMT Org. : Clark University ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! ZAPPA!! Chints. ------Screw the sig! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 18:02:54 1993 : #9860537 From: Dick van Soest : vansoest@gemeentepils.cs.utwente.nl : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 143 words 903 bytes : Zappa's death announced on MTV Msg-ID: <VANSOEST.93Dec6172521@gemeentepils.cs.utwente.nl> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 16:25:21 Org. : Twente University, Dept. of Computer Science I hope this is a false alarm, but I've just seen the announcement of Zappa's death both on MTV and on the German news. MTV had a 10-minute tribute to Zappa, including a part of an interview in which he says that he dislikes MTV's monopoly on pop music on TV. Funny, I just had the feeling that I HAD to switch on the television, and there it was. I'll miss Frank Zappa. When I wrote my PhD thesis and I worked in my study, the only music I listened to was Zappa's... -Dick van Soest Department of Computer Science University of Twente | Tel: +31 53 893690 P.O. Box 217 | Fax: +31 53 339605 7500 AE Enschede | Internet: vansoest@cs.utwente.nl The Netherlands | Bitnet: vansoest@henut5 *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 18:02:54 1993 : #9860538 From: Reinoud Bosman : reinoud@bio.vu.nl : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 183 words 1200 bytes : Zappa's dead Msg-ID: <reinoud-061293171625@mac171.bio.vu.nl> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 16:16:25 Org. : Vrije Universiteit Amsterdam Yes people, HE is DEAD! AND NOTHING IS SAID ABOUT IT HERE ?????????????? What's the matter, why doesn't anybody say something about it? Was this area not for the REAL zappamaniacs? Well, I have something to say and that is that I'm shocked. Shocked not because he is dead (we've seen it coming, didn't we?) , but because it suddenly dawned upon me that he won't write NEW songs. I'm a beginner considering FZ, I have only six albums, so I don't have to worry about lack of new material, but I don't like the idea that he won't be there anymore to spread a little awareness about the BOBBY BROWNS and the JIM SWAGGARTS of this world (Sheik Yerbouti & Best band you never heard in your life for those that don't know these songs (dig 'em!)) Well that's something I had to get of my chest; and people: DO NOT FALL ASLEEP!!! thanx for reading this (to hell if you're interested or not), goodnight. Reinoud@bio.vu.nl *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 18:02:55 1993 : #9860539 From: Johan Nobel : johan@and.nl : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 35 words 355 bytes : Zappa dead ? Msg-ID: <CHMCxu.Ivn@and.nl> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 15:13:06 Org. : AND Software B.V., Rotterdam Hi there, Here in the Netherlands they said on the radio that Zappa is dead. Can anyone say whether that is true ? Would be a pity. --------------------------------------------------------johan johan@and.nl *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 18:02:55 1993 : #9860540 From: Jeroen Van Gennip : jeroen_van_gennip@gdsnl.gds.nl : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 222 words 1308 bytes : Frank Zappa died Msg-ID: <2d0404be@gdsnl.gds.nl> Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 93 23:21:00 Org. : uugate/2 (OS/2) GDS BV,Internet/Fido gateway +31-15-569865 Hi, JCvW> From: jc@sci.kun.nl (Jan Christiaan van Winkel) JCvW> I heard the following news this morning on the breakfast news: JCvW> Frank Zappa died at the age of 52 and was burried on JCvW> Saturday December 4. I found it very comforting to see this: - His demise was featured on the front page of at least 2 big papers in holland, NRC and HC. - The news service in holland (national+rtl4/5), belgium, uk and germany each had a lengthy segment dedicated to FZ. - The NL national radio station for _classical_ music (radio 4) sent out FZ music for half a day non stop. - CNN had a segment, including a silly video graphic composition with his picture & FZ 1940-1993 embedded in it. - MTV europe showed a very lengthy piece including FZ uttering his critisizm toward MTV ;-) Maybe he should have run for president after all. Pity tho' that Mr. Havel (nobel prize winner himself, I believe) wanted him as a US cultural ambassador, but the US government wouldn't let him .. JCvW> Th world greatest musician, guitar player, composer is no longer JCvW> creating the music we all love. This must be the understatement of the year. Groeten! jeroen@gds.nl *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 18:02:55 1993 : #9860541 From: Gora Mohanty : gora@iastate.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 153 words 982 bytes : Re: This group Msg-ID: <gora.755224629@pv7422.vincent.iastate.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 00:37:09 Org. : Iowa State University, Ames IA In <192319Z06121993@anon.penet.fi> an53106@anon.penet.fi writes: >Mike Quigley wrote: >>I wrote: >> Does Frank Zappa's death mean we can now rm this newsgroup? >> >>I sure hope not! Though Frank is gone, his music lives on! >Well perhaps..but I was hoping to spare us the excrutiating sight of >innumerable postings telling us how sad it was that he died. Well, people work out grief in many ways.... I am still stunned from the news. >On the other hand..think of the band they're collecting "up there"... :-) That thought sure is cheering! Gora --- Dear Mr. Fantasy play us a tune, something to make us all feel happy. Do anything to take us out of this gloom ..................... Please don't be sad if it was a straight life you had We wouldn't have known you all these years. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 18:02:56 1993 : #9860542 From: Bruce Haire [Contracto : three@sillycorn.Eng.Sun.COM : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 188 words 1032 bytes : Re: Zappa is dead. Msg-ID: <mg7li9INNo5d@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 01:03:05 GMT Org. : Sun In article <CHLvnx.G5D@acsu.buffalo.edu> upubrb@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu (RB) writes: >While I will miss Zappa's creativity, I think I will miss his staunch >individualism even more. At a time when such individualism is a rare >commodity, we lose a great champion for individualism. Zappa always >walked it like he talked it, and there are few in the industry that you >can truly say that about. > >Viva Zappa! > >ltothjr. Well put. I think Matt Groaning [sp?] said it best in the Guitar Player Zappa special issue when he said; "Zappa is my Elvis". I'd have to say he's my Elvis too. I first heard Overnight Sensation and ' when I was about 12, it blew my mind. All I can say is PLEASE DO NOT MAKE A RUN ON THE ZAPPA BIN AT YOU LOCAL RECORD STORE! ;-) I guess we're all collectors here. I'm glad I started a few years ago... this is a sad day for us, but ya know, I think he be gwan upta hebbin... Elvis, he's dead. Now Zappa... *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 18:02:56 1993 : #9860543 From: Chris Robinson : robincnr@ccmail.us.dell.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 127 words 784 bytes : His Music Lives On... Msg-ID: <robincnr.1.0@ccmail.us.dell.com> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 01:49:34 GMT Org. : Dell Computer Corporation Very sad to hear the news this morning -- although I was expecting it, knowing how ill he was. I guess I never would have made it through adolesence without my copy of "One Size Fit's All" & "Bongo Fury" blasting from the 8-track. As a gutarist, I've been spellbound for years by Frank's fluid, modal phrasing on leads -- I've never heard any guitarist who sounds so spontanous, you literally don't know what he's going to do next (even after you've heard the song several times). I'm going to do something I've wanting to do for years now -- get Steve Vai' s book of Zappa guitar tab and learn some of his leads note-for-note -- I can't think of a better tribute... *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 18:02:57 1993 : #9860544 From: Peter Mulderry : pmulderry@cix.compulink.co.uk : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 108 words 666 bytes : Re: Frank's gone... Msg-ID: <CHMyF9.ID4@cix.compulink.co.uk> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 22:57:08 Org. : Compulink Information eXchange I first became acquainted with Franks music in 1977 (I was a late developer) when I bought a copy of Absolutely Free in a record sale. Sixteen years later I still find that old LP as challenging as the day I first played it. Not a hint of nostalgia, even though I now know all the words on the record (_even the little sneaky ones!_). What could better illustrate Franks status as a great composer? And what could better illustrate his integrity as a person than that his later music remained as infuriating as ever? --- FZ - RIP --*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 19:03:34 1993 : #9861523 From: david.l.windt : windt@cbnewsm.cb.att.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 172 words 1019 bytes : ...and that's the theme of our program for tonight. Msg-ID: <CHn71q.2E7@cbnewsm.cb.att.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 02:03:22 Org. : AT&T Monday Evening, December 6, 1993. I just listened to Strictly Genteel, LSO Vol II, volume set to 11. Try getting through that one with a dry eye. (And I don't care _how_ much those trumpets are out of tune.) "Once upon a time there was a guy who thought that music was important and that rock n'roll songs ought to say something different in their lyrics. So he wrote a few hundred of these items, trying to get his point across to the people in the U.S.A." "Twenty-five years later, most of the people in his own country had never heard any of this music (it had been systematically `removed' from the mainstream of American broadcasting and made mysteriously absent from many important retail outlets), but he kept on doing it anyway because he believed that one day things would get better." -from the Beat The Boots scrapbook (and a T-Shirt too.) Thanks, Frank. ^^^^^^ -David Windt -windt@physics.att.com *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 19:03:35 1993 : #9861524 From: Andrew Bulhak : acb@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 182 words 1131 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2e0oj4$4s8@harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 02:08:36 GMT Org. : People in a Position to Know, Inc. Barbara Abernathy (baberna@scheme.cse.psu.edu) wrote: : In article <1993Dec3.Ka2cc4.xv9@gossa.cs.mjc.edu> not-for-mail writes: : >THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN : >PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE : >WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT : >IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. : > : > : > JOE SIX-PACK, USA : First Escobar, now Zappa, what is this world coming to ;-) Hey, Pablo Escobar was the fourth Most Evil Man in History (tm), right after Adolf Hitler, Lee Harvey Oswald and John Dillinger..... -- acb [Pablo Escobar DIED FOR YOU!] -Andrew Bulhak |"Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. summer acb@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au| is winter, and after winter, summer. once Monash Uni, Clayton, | where Man rules now, where Man rules shall Victoria, Australia | rule again . . . As a foulness shall it." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 19:03:35 1993 Message : #9861525 From: Tim Szeliga - NWS After It ruled now it ye know Address Group Length Subject : : : : szeliga@torpedo.forestry.umn.edu Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 64 words 499 bytes Treasured FZ memory Msg-ID: <szeliga.755229531@torpedo> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 01:58:51 Org. : University of Minnesota, Twin Cities After an interview with a particularly nasty/corrupt/rightwing congressman, NPR did not comment or editorialize, but the bumper music that segued the piece was JL Ponty's recording of FZ's "The Idiot Bastard Son", cued right to the (instrumental) line "the father's the Nazi in congress today". Only the cognosenti could pick up the subtle, yet blatant editorializing. Bye, Frank. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 19:03:36 1993 : #9861526 From: Shannon Lawson : lawson@zappa.sps.mot.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 157 words 1031 bytes : Narrow-minded DJs Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.015722.16032@newsgate.sps.mot.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 01:57:22 Org. : sps The following is taken from a conversation I just had with a disk jockey at a local (Austin, TX) radio station: DJ: Me: DJ: Hello, <call letters>! Hi! Do you plan to commemorate Frank Zappa in any way? Uh, my program director is gone for the day, and I haven't heard that we're doing anything... Me: Couldn't you just put something on? DJ: No. We're doing classic rock A to Z. (This is a thing for sweeps week, I guess. And it should be noted that another station in town is doing the same thing, but they took time to break for some FZ). Me: Too bad. He deserves better. <CLICK!> This is the same sort of sheep-minded behavior Frank despised. Some people will never get a clue... Shannon Lawson lawson@zappa.sps.mot.com Disclaimer: The opinions expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of my employer, Motorola SPS. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 19:03:36 1993 : #9861527 From: Chris Ullsperger : ullsperg@mendel.berkeley.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 75 words 523 bytes : Re: Frank's Death Msg-ID: <2e0pu3$1ai@agate.berkeley.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 02:31:30 GMT Org. : Dept. of Molecular and Cellar Biology, UC-Berk In article <2dvjut$clf@genesis.ait.psu.edu> Brian Cadwell, cadwell@astro.psu.edu writes: >freind. Although I didn't always agree with every idea he put forth, >he did change the way I veiw the world around me. I feel the same way! In some ways, listening to his lyrics helped me out of a rut i was in as a young college student. I will miss his fresh insights into the state of things. chris *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 19:03:37 1993 : #9861528 From: Lee Kirk Hawley : kirkh@indirect.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 134 words 1036 bytes : Re: Zappa as serious composer ?! Msg-ID: <CHn88o.21F@herald.indirect.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 02:29:12 Org. : Internet Direct Inc (602)274-0100 It's hard to compare Zappa's work to that of the established classical composers, since that label indicates the genre and tradition the piece belongs in rather than its quality - let's face it, any terrible fourthrate contemporary of Mozart's who wrote symphonies and was immediately forgotten was still a classical composer. I think it makes more sense to compare his work to that of someone like Duke Ellington, who wrote jazz but who seems to be getting lumped in with more "serious" composers these days because of his quality and staying power. In fact, the more I think about it, the more I like the comparison. -The ghost of electricity howls in the bones kirkh@indirect.c of her face. Widgets Kirk Hawley Cunning IPRO, Inc. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 19:03:37 1993 : #9861529 From: STella : stella@netcom.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 170 words 969 bytes : There will come a time.... Msg-ID: <stellaCHn7Ir.M6q@netcom.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 02:13:38 Org. : Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest) You know, I was lucky.... I think it was 1967 or 1968, when Frank and the Mothers of Invention were the first rock group to play in my high-school auditorium, as well as the LAST. (This may not be true, but no other rock band had played at Eastern HS by the time I left Baltimore in 1970.) And for me, the most wonderful thing that happened was that they played a song that contained a line "there will come a time when you won't even be ashamed that you are fat". That made a lot of difference to me, as a pudgy college freshthing, and it still resonates for me. Thanks, Frank! And goodbye.... STella@netcom.com 1016 E. El Camino Real, #302, Sunnyvale, CA, 94087 In a crisis, we cut away what we don't need any more, in the good times, we find our way, we find our way back home.... --World Entertainment War *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 19:03:37 1993 : #9861530 From: RUTTEN : RUTTEN@stpc.wi.LeidenUniv.nl : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 5 words 180 bytes : He's dead. Msg-ID: <RUTTEN.2.755181655@stpc.wi.LeidenUniv.nl> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 12:40:55 Org. : Department of Mathematics and Computer Science, University of Leiden Need I say more? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 19:03:38 1993 : #9861531 From: Glenn Sherman : gsherman@netcom.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 188 words 1285 bytes : Zappa... Msg-ID: <gshermanCHn82K.6Ly@netcom.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 02:25:31 Org. : NETCOM On-line Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest) What a thriple threat FZ was: Probably the best musical mind of the 60s. Light years ahead of any the rest. Frank approached music the same way the masters of classic approached it...as an organic whole. He was using string sections and rock 'operas' long before the others. A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW musical scholars will be disecting his work and whole generations will re-discover it. As a body of work, incredibly prolific. Willing to revisit themes and explore them with new tools. Oftenn repetitive but NEVER NEVER boring. A fabulous - fabuolus guitarist. Unheralded because he never 'sold out' to the popular style/sound of the day. Crystiline riffs, bleeding soul and fury. An incredible wit and social commentarian. Calculated to irk the establishment (be it political or musical). Who will ever forget the stories of 'Billy the Mountain' or 'Joe's Garage'. And one more thing...if it walks like a genious, and it sounds like a genious well, then it must be a genious. Thank you Frank. Your passing leaves a gaping emptiness in the lives of a generation. Music lives on...ask Mozart. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Group Length Subject 6 19:03:40 1993 : #9861534 From: ssm7051@ACFcluster.NYU.EDU : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 68 words 466 bytes : Frank's Eulogy Msg-ID: <2e0oqg$963@cmcl2.NYU.EDU> Posted: 7 Dec 93 02:12:32 GMT Org. : New York University, NY, NY I think everyone should go home and isten to "Watermelon in Easter Hay" tonight as a personal tribute to the genius we lost this week. To me, this song has always communicated an air of sadness, resignation and acceptance of unplleasant news. Next time you're caught in a thunderstorm, listen for some of those imaginary guitar notes.... We'll miss ya, Frank. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 19:03:40 1993 : #9861535 From: Timothy W. Satterfield : timothys@cybernetics.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 92 words 668 bytes : Re: Frank is dead. Msg-ID: <2dul5k$4ov@cybernetics.com> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 01:57:56 -050 Org. : Creative Cybernetics, Inc. In article <2dugtc$9p5@panix.com> stinko@panix.com (Peter Gluck) writes: >I just flipped the channels and heard on the news, "He was 52." while a >picture of Zappa was displayed. I haven't seen anything else yet, but I >guess he died tonight. I need a drink. > >Peter Shit and damnit!! I just saw a package on Headline News on a local station. I want it not to be true. Who's left now that he's gone? Timothy -timothys@cybernetics.com *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* "There is absolutely no reason to be scared." Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 19:03:41 1993 : #9861536 From: Anthony Firmin : afirmin@Ingres.COM : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 28 words 263 bytes : The King is Dead, Long Live the King Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.175011.8754@pony.Ingres.COM> Posted: 6 Dec 93 17:50:11 GMT Org. : Ingres Corporation, A subsidiary of The ASK Group, Inc. Very sad news indeed, compounded by a bad dose of flu. I'm going back to bed - I knew I shouldn't have got up. ...Ant *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 19:03:41 1993 : #9861537 From: Tom Clark : tclark@apple.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 118 words 646 bytes : Goodbye Frank... Msg-ID: <tclark-061293184953@mac4.kip.apple.com> Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 1993 18:49:5 Org. : Apple Computer, Inc. I can't express what his existance has meant to me over the years. I am sad that he is gone, but knowing what I do of the man, I am sure that he had accepted his fate a long time ago and was at peace with his life. I am saddened mostly by the fact that his genius was not fully recognized during his time on Earth. He is missed already. Information is not knowledge Knowledge is not wisdom Wisdom is not truth Truth is not beauty Beauty is not love Love is not music Music is THE BEST... -FZ Tom Clark tclark@apple.com *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 20:02:45 1993 : #9862297 From: Glenn Sherman : gsherman@netcom.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 114 words 778 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <gshermanCHn910.8nx@netcom.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 02:46:12 Org. : NETCOM On-line Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest) JOE SIX-PACK (joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu) wrote: JOE SIX-PACK, USA I think you may have missed several points. First this is a forum of FANS of the man. You may have become flame-bait of the year. Your SYSOP is gonna have to install extra disks for your mail. Second, say what you will of him, there Six-Pak, but he understood you and your problems better than you do (Lonesome Cowboy Burt!) Third, it just ain't right to lighten the passing of any person. Let alone one who has left such an imposing impression on a generation (for GOOD or BAD). What have YOU done with YOUR life, anyway? Get lost! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 20:02:46 1993 : #9862298 From: Craig Shipley : craigs@pyratl.ga.pyramid.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 119 words 817 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA JOE SIX-PACK IS A MORON!!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2e0skv$894@pyratl.ga.pyramid.com> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 22:17:51 -050 Org. : Pyramid Technology Corporation Well, I'm glad to see that "Joe Six-Pack" (Why'd he have to pick that name? Gives us beer drinkers a bad name!) went and posted his spew. Got the suspense over with, and rather quickly, too. I was just waiting for that type of moronic post; I wasn't dissappointed. Hey, Ms. Hackborn, still got yer version of "Lonesome Cowboy Burt" available? Wanna repost it for ol' Joe Six-Pack (aka "18 Shy Of A Case")? "My name is Joe Six-Pack, I am an asshole..." --m------- Craig Shipley aka: craigs@pyratl.ga.pyramid.com ---mmm----- Pyramid Technology Corporation ***std disclaimer apply*** -----mmmmm--- 2970 Clairmont Rd. Suite 850 -------mmmmmmm- Atlanta, GA 30329 (404) 728-8071 *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 20:02:54 1993 : #9862299 From: Frog Heaven : ST002649@brownvm.brown.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 183 words 1198 bytes : Re: Frank is dead. Msg-ID: <2e0suu$obb@cat.cis.Brown.EDU> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 22:21:16 Org. : Brown Shoes Don't Make It. In article <2dul5k$4ov@cybernetics.com>, timothys@cybernetics.com (Timothy W. Satterfield) said: > >In article <2dugtc$9p5@panix.com> stinko@panix.com (Peter Gluck) writes: >> >>I just flipped the channels and heard on the news, "He was 52." while a >>picture of Zappa was displayed. I haven't seen anything else yet, but I >>guess he died tonight. I need a drink. > >Shit and damnit!! I just saw a package on Headline News on a local >station. I want it not to be true. Who's left now that he's gone? Don't worry. I hope I speak for musicians everywhere when I say that I will always have the spirit of Frank Zappa's music in what I play. I know, it sounds cheezy, but that's the best way to put it. ribbit "...and everything under the sun is in tune, /^\_/^\ / but the sun is eclipsed by the moon." / O O \ -Pink Floyd \ ----- / "Eclipse" ^^^^^^^ Email 4 PGP key Cabal?! We don't need no stinkin Cabal! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 20:02:54 1993 Message : #9862300 From: Dave Duff Address Group Length Subject : : : : dduff@col.hp.com Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 35 words 297 bytes Zappa spotted in Ohio Msg-ID: <2e0uhe$l07@hp-col.col.hp.com> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 03:50:06 GMT Org. : HP Colorado Springs Division It's a hoax! I saw him behind the counter at a 7-11 in Sandusky. It's just a temporary gig, til Tipper makes her next move, emboldened by Frank's "untimely demise". Zappa will never die. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 20:02:54 1993 : #9862301 From: Brian J. Bernstein (Dr : bjbernstein@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 52 words 640 bytes : Sad day.. sad, sad day.. Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.140454.20910@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 93 14:04:53 -0500 Org. : Miami University To the greatest composer who ever lived We love you.. Good bye, Frank. Frank Zappa 1940 - 1993 ==subliminalmessagessubliminalmessagessubliminalmessagessubliminalme== == Brian Bernstein (Drone) 'I love my country, but I == == bjbernstein@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu // fear my government..' == == \X/ -Frank Zappa == ==ssagessubliminalmessagessubliminalmassagessubliminalmessagessublib== *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 21:04:01 1993 : #9863120 From: Adolf Heimlich : fyffemw@po.NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 92 words 627 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2e0unu$eu1@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 03:53:34 GMT Org. : Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology In article <1993Dec3.Ka2cc4.xv9@gossa.cs.mjc.edu> joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu (JOE SIX-PACK) writes: > THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN > PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE > WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT > IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. Drug abusin? Who the fuck made you the Zappa expert. BTW why is it that alt.music.hardcore seems to attract all the critics? adolf heimlich *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 21:04:01 1993 : #9863121 From: Mike Pounds : mpounds@csulb.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 53 words 397 bytes : frank farewell Msg-ID: <2e1162$cal@garuda.csulb.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 04:35:14 GMT Org. : Cal State Long Beach Learned of Frank's death while watching CNN's coverage of the Endeavour/Hubble spacewalk and repair work. Sad, but at least he's not suffering. I understand that he tried to work throughout his illness. That's a fine epitaph. Mike (who thumbled onto FZ at 17 back in the "Absolutely Free" Days) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 21:04:02 1993 : #9863122 From: Rick Gordon : rickgo@halcyon.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 171 words 1050 bytes : Re: My soundtrack memories Msg-ID: <rickgo-061293195237@bellevue-ip54.halcyon.com> Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 1993 19:52:3 Org. : Bainbridge Island, WA In article <CHMEs9.1Bpr@hawnews.watson.ibm.com>, reese@watson.ibm.com (Diane Reese) wrote: > Frank Zappa was a genius. An entertainer, a trailblazer, an individual, > someone who knew some absolute truths about life. And a major part of > the soundtrack of my life. > ... <stuff deleted> > On my own, playing "Burnt Weenie Sandwich" for prospective new boyfriends > and watching their reaction. Those who didn't pass the Zappa test didn't > get many second chances. Finding a husband whose Zappa collection was at > least the match of my own. > ... <more stuff deleted> I just had to respond to this one - as my wife accuses me of performing the same test on her back when we were housemates in college. First the records, then I took her to see a late night screening of "200 Motels". She passed. Hell, she plays his stuff more than I do these days! At least we have his music, more than most of us will leave behind. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 21:04:02 1993 : #9863123 From: Rik Myers : RMyers@molbio.uoregon.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 73 words 637 bytes : Re: A fitting eulogy Msg-ID: <RMyers-061293172535@fp1-biology-19.uoregon.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 01:26:41 GMT Org. : Institute of Molecular Biology, U of Oregon In article <2dvs0vINNa94@hippocampus.cis.ohio-state.edu>, fox-r@cis.ohio-state.edu (Richard K Fox) wrote: > I would also like to promote Bob Belas' idea of a day of silence > where we all refrain from posting to the newsgroup. Frank's > birthday seems a reasonable suggestion. > Indeed. Please. -Rik Myers Zanga Zanga ******************************************************** * Earth is an asylum for angels with amnesia - Emerson * ******************************************************** *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 21:04:02 1993 : #9863124 From: Jamie Heilman : n9343176@henson.cc.wwu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 17 words 218 bytes : Re: Frank Zappa 1940-1993 - Oh No! I don't believe it Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.011319.16987@henson.cc.wwu.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 01:13:19 Org. : Western Washington University people? Shit happens, but why does it always have to happen to the good This sucks. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 21:04:02 1993 : #9863125 From: Brian William Carroll : bc2u+@andrew.cmu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 257 words 1362 bytes : Re: An idea for a suitable tribute to Frank Msg-ID: <Mh10Og600iUz4CVs1Q@andrew.cmu.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 23:29:32 Org. : Sophomore, Physics, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA Ever year on Hendrix's birthday, a friend of mine buys a cheeseburger and fries and places them under a tree. I was thinking that on Frank's birthday I would buy a cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes but I can't think of an apropriate place to put them. I was introduces to Frank in 1984, when I was in fourth grade. A friend of mine gave me a tape of a bunch of funny songs by a guy his father listened to. I loved this taped, though I didn't know who it was. It had a song about a guy getting spanked, one about taking your teeth out, one about a garage band and one about eating yellow snow. I loved every song on it. Years went by and when I was in 8th grade, the local newspaper did a story on garage bands. When I turned to the story, there at the begining of the article was the first few verses of one of the songs on the tape(remember the tape?), and the after the verses was "from Joe's Garage by Frank Zappa". I ran right out to get a Zappa record and now 30 albums later, I still think he's the greatest. Nobody comes close to him. Now I just hope that someone will pick up the torch. @:^[Brian Carroll Carnegie Mellon University "and he quietly dreams he's last imaginary guitar solo" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 21:04:03 1993 : #9863126 From: Shane Kershaw : skershaw@alsvid.une.edu.au : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 195 words 1187 bytes : FZ RIP (Was Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!!) Msg-ID: <CHnE10.9Lr@alsvid.une.edu.au> Posted: 7 Dec 93 04:34:12 GMT Org. : University of New England - Northern Rivers (Lismore) From article <1993Dec6.220354.9713@VFL.Paramax.COM>, by markw@VFL.Paramax.COM (Mark H. Weber): > Can we all just ignore this posting, please? It's a forgery. > > Thanks, > Mark Hi All, Whilst the post mentioned may have been a forgery, tha fact that FZ is dead can't be denied now. Perhaps it's for the best, given the amount of pain and suffering he was going through. I'd like some thoughts about tracks to play during an one hour radio show, to be braodcast locally on Saturday, 11 December from 1pm - 2pm. I've got most of the catalogue, but none of the boots or YCDTOSA5or6 Let's remember him each in our own way. I don't think that is time yet for any new polls about his best tracks or albums - we'll al plumb for the album or track we first heard, the track that confirmed us as Zappalogues. Cheers and condolences, Shane. -Shane Kershaw Internet: skershaw@alsvid.une.edu.au Phone: +61 66 221217 University of New England - Northern Rivers (Lismore) NSW Australia UNE-NR is soon to become Southern Cross University. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 22:04:47 1993 : #9864082 From: Jan Hoiberg : janh@chpc.utexas.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 65 words 503 bytes : Too soon gone Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.050947.12146@chpc.utexas.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 93 05:09:47 G Org. : The Ethernal Church of Cosmic Uncertainty 14 years old I saw FZ live at The Isle of Calf festival in Norway for the first time, an unforgetable experience. I've been to every show he had in Norway (Drammen-drammen-drammen, Skjedsmo (schausagehallen) etc.) after that and just can't believe it's all over. This is even worse than the death of Richard Manuel in 86. -Jan H\o iberg (janh@hermes.chpc.utexas.edu) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 22:04:47 1993 Message : #9864083 From: deep.rsoft.bc.ca!agate!howland.reston.ans.net!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!usenet .ucs.in Group : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa Length : 69 words 497 bytes Subject : Re: ... Msg-ID: <2e135v$f8n@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 05:09:19 GMT Org. : Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology In article <2e0ggp$2ec@news.ysu.edu> aa363@yfn.ysu.edu (Jacob Huebert) writes: > > Hearing all the news of Frank Zappa's death has brought him to my attention, > and he sounds rather interesting. I'd like to start getting his albums > but, in your opinions, which one should I start with? > My first Zappa album was Hot Rats, and it's still a favorite of mine. Stephen *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec 6 22:04:48 1993 Message Address Group Length Subject : : : : : #9864084 From: Miles Parker Mac Consu miles@clark.net Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 145 words 822 bytes Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2e140i$o83@clarknet.clark.net> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 05:23:30 GMT Org. : Clark Internet Services, Inc., Ellicott City, MD USA Amazing that so many fans of FZ seem to have lost their sense of irony it is a response to grief and egoism more profound than platitudes. As fitting a tribute as any-(and no, I didn't post it- so for gods sake don't waste your flame on me.) : : : : : SIX-PACK) writes: > THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD > PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I > WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, > IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. : Drug abusin? Who the fuck made you the Zappa expert. BTW why is it that : alt.music.hardcore seems to attract all the critics? : adolf heimlich *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 22:04:48 1993 : #9864085 From: STCLAIRM@DELPHI.COM : stclairm@news.delphi.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 63 words 484 bytes : in tribute to Frank.... Msg-ID: <2e14qo$s9a@news.delphi.com> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 00:37:28 -050 Org. : General Videotex Corporation make sure to go out and do something to piss off people who really love "The State" or some equally ludicrous dogma. If you believe in karma you'll probably think this won't improve the state of things, but hell, it made me feel better! ------------------------------------------------"...and you'll never hear FLOORBEDEKKING again!" Mike St. Clair stclairm@delphi.com *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 22:04:48 1993 : #9864086 From: Catherine M Leonard : cate@brahms.udel.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 62 words 416 bytes : Frank Finds Peace Msg-ID: <CHMJ9y.1Fp@news.udel.edu> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 17:29:58 Org. : University of Delaware I read the news here first. Thank you all for sharing this information. Better to hear it among friends than from some crappy news program. Best wishes to all his family. FZ Music is the Best. I hereby dedicate tonight's performance of 20th Century perc music to FZ. Damn, ther are tears on my keyboard. Glenn *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 22:04:49 1993 : #9864087 From: Dianne Hackborn : hackbod@xanth.cs.orst.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 188 words 1220 bytes : Re: Zappa as serious composer ?! Msg-ID: <2e10nhINNrai@flop.ENGR.ORST.EDU> Posted: 7 Dec 93 04:27:29 GMT Org. : Buried on the floor somewhere. In article <2dv1me$qk3@darum.uni-mannheim.de>, Klimek <fm24@rummelplatz.uni-mannheim.de> wrote: | In a way I agree with you. And I know I'm not free from this "prejudice". | But I have a reason for it. Personally, when listening to rock music I am | doing it in a different way than I listen to orchstral music. And that's | because when I'm listening to rock music I'm in a different mood than | I am in when listening to orchestral music. And as the moods and attitudes | are different, so are my expectations to the music. To put it simplified, | I want rock music to go into my feet, and orchestral/classical/composed music | to go into my brain. If you can't appreciate the music without sticking a label on it, you're missing 99% of what Zappa is doing. Thank-you Frank for the music thoughts and memories, -----------------------------------------------------------Dianne Kyra Hackborn "Labels, especially derogatory hackbod@xanth.cs.orst.edu labels, allow the envious to BIX: dhack / IRC: Dianne sleep at night." Oregon State University -- Nancy Friday *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 23:02:12 1993 : #9864793 From: Brendan McEnaney : mcenaney@world.std.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 235 words 1439 bytes : Goodbye Frank Msg-ID: <CHnI9M.CMw@world.std.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 06:05:45 Org. : My desk at home in Boston This was one hard day to walk through. I gave up trying to get people to listen to Frank a long time ago. I stopped letting it frustrate me when I tried to share this joy with others and they won't stay focused long enough to hear what's going on. So I've had Frank's art as a personal treasure that I seldom was able to share. Today my grief was (like the joy for the past 25 yrs) my own and I didn't try to explain IT to anyone either. It was unexplainable, and besides, if I so much as uttered the name Zappa today I would have cracked. I'm not going to try to unload my feelings here either on acount of I don't think there's enough bandwidth on the net to dump 'em on. However, it helped a lot getting through today knowing that this group would be here when I got home. Kinda like an important family member passed on and you are all like a bunch of cousins I can share the grief with without having to explain it. Thank you especially, Diane Reese. Your post made me smile and cry. Frank supplied (and continues to supply) the soundtrack to my life too. Bye Frank :'( -----------------------------------------------------------------------------Brendan McEnaney - Boston, Ma. USA ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 23:02:13 1993 : #9864794 From: David A. Logan : uc924@freenet.Victoria.BC.CA : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 155 words 932 bytes : RIP FZ Msg-ID: <CHnGFv.8wM@suncad.camosun.bc.ca> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 05:26:19 Org. : The Victoria Freenet Association (VIFA), Victoria, B.C., Canada Three things I'll remember Frank for: - he could sum up everything you needed to know about a particular year in one record; sometimes it would take me years to get it, then I'd listen and think, oh yeah that was exactly 1978, or 1982 or whatever - in interviews and on records, he always championed using Reason when it was and is unfashionable - just thinking, what would Frank say about this? has kept me from doing a surprising number of stupid things over the years. ... and oh yeah, since 1968 when I first heard Freak Out!, with a bunch of crazed high school Band students: THE MUSIC ... the music is the best... I read someplace that Matt Groenig said, "Frank is my Elvis." I guess that's true for all of us. -Dave -- uc924@freenet.victoria.bc.ca Victoria, B.C. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Group Length Subject 6 23:02:13 1993 : #9864795 From: aykrua@acad2.alaska.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 271 words 1617 bytes : Re: Narrow-minded DJs Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.203525.1@acad2.alaska.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 00:35:25 Org. : University of Alaska In article <1993Dec7.015722.16032@newsgate.sps.mot.com>, lawson@zappa.sps.mot.com (Shannon Lawson) writes: > > The following is taken from a conversation I just had > with a disk jockey at a local (Austin, TX) radio station: > > DJ: Hello, <call letters>! > Me: Hi! Do you plan to commemorate Frank Zappa in any way? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > DJ: Uh, my program director is gone for the day, and I haven't heard that we're doing anything... Me: Couldn't you just put something on? DJ: No. We're doing classic rock A to Z. (This is a thing for sweeps week, I guess. And it should be noted that another station in town is doing the same thing, but they took time to break for some FZ). Me: Too bad. He deserves better. <CLICK!> This is the same sort of sheep-minded behavior Frank despised. Some people will never get a clue... Shannon Lawson lawson@zappa.sps.mot.com Disclaimer: The opinions expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of my employer, Motorola SPS. I totally agree with Shannon... fortunately I used to work at a station where Frank's music was respected and admired... I'd suggest boycotting stations like this. Perhaps then they'll learn that we don't just want to hear the top 10 from yesteryear, we want to hear ALL good music! -R. Warner / KRUA-FM 88.1 The Edge! (at University of Alaska, Anchorage) Former host of "You can't do that on radio, anymore..." on KWHL-FM, Anchorage. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 23:02:13 1993 : #9864796 From: ADELSON, SETH KAJ : ska7667@summa.tamu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 25 words 284 bytes : Zappa and Root Boy Slim - What's the connection? Msg-ID: <6DEC199316480890@summa.tamu.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 1993 16:48 CST Org. : Texas A&M University OpenVMScluster I was saddened by Root Boy Slim's passing in June. left us as well. What a lousy year... And now Frank has --Seth *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 23:02:14 1993 : #9864797 From: Malinda McCall : mmccall@emory.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 54 words 348 bytes : Re: Bad News. (SLOW FEED) Msg-ID: <5865@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu> Posted: 6 Dec 93 21:50:16 GMT Org. : Emory University, Atlanta, GA I have been informed that FZ has indeed passed on, and that my newsreader is, again, behind the times. I shall miss the man greatly. A good and creative guy...too few of his ilk for him not to be mourned greatly and missed. :( WAH! Malinda *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Mon Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 6 23:02:14 1993 : #9864798 From: Steven Chai : Happy+@CMU.EDU : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 33 words 326 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <gh121de00awRE1VmF4@andrew.cmu.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 01:19:21 Org. : Sophomore, Math/Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA Please look at what newsgroups these letters are being sent to. There's about twenty of them. If you want to respond, respond to the newsgroup your reading. Thank you. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Group Length Subject 7 00:02:24 1993 : #9865339 From: beezus@utxvms.cc.utexas.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 146 words 856 bytes : You Can't Do That On Earth Anymore Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.011458.1@utxvms.cc.utexas.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 93 01:14:58 CST Org. : University of Texas @ Austin I heard from a buddy of mine that FZ died on Saturday. "Holy shit..." was all I muttered. Then he informed me that FZ was already buried. (On Sunday, of course--perhaps not even twenty-four hours after the tragedy.) At this I shed a few tears. It's pretty severe to realize that FZ's already been laid to rest. The world is less one genius indeed. As I type this I'm glancing at my LSO Vol. 2 poster--a big blow up of the cover--complete with "the cat that drools" parked ever-so-sereneny on his shoulder. Oh, how FZ's music and buffoonery put me into a great mood upon listening to the first ten seconds... One of my heroes has passed on...hopefully to a place where he feels a bit better than he did the last two years or so... *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 01:03:03 1993 : #9865951 From: Jay Gale : jgale@sparky.bvu-lads.loral.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 59 words 399 bytes : Play Him Loudly Msg-ID: <jgale-061293183936@137.249.102.10> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 02:39:35 Org. : Loral Advanced Distributed Simulation Frank is gone, Think I'll go home and play Roxy and Elsewhere at full volume The King is Dead -*** *** *** *** To call something public is to define it as dirty, insufficient, and hazardous. The ultimate paradigm of social spending is the public rest room Jay Gale *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 01:03:03 1993 : #9865952 From: Ole Jacob Taraldset : ojt@stud.unit.no : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 12 words 163 bytes : Re: Mourning Msg-ID: <2e1fis$csq@ugle.unit.no> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 08:41:00 GMT Org. : Norwegian Institute of Technology My exams are gonna go to hell....... Love you Frank *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 01:03:11 1993 : #9865953 From: Friend of Zappa : wolverene@aol.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 57 words 381 bytes : Friend of Family Msg-ID: <wolverene-061293220030@lanrover1-1.uoregon.edu> Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 1993 22:00:3 Org. : University of Oregon I have known frank since I was a a little kid. I am also a close friend of the family. Gail will be announcing a charity that you can make a donation to in rememberence to Frank. It will probably be a library of some sort. Send mail if you have any questions. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 01:03:11 1993 : #9865954 From: Kristian Martinsen : kristian@Siri.Unit.NO : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 159 words 1113 bytes : Re: Zappa as serious composer ?! Msg-ID: <2e1g7j$cod@ugle.unit.no> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 08:52:03 GMT Org. : Norwegian Institute of Technology In article <2duuv3$qk3@darum.uni-mannheim.de>, fm24@rummelplatz.unimannheim.de (Klimek) writes: > > If you want to find out which kind of rock/pop music you like most. Then you > think about all the people and groups you know (including Zappa and Madonna > etc.) to make up your mind. That means: If you found out that you like > FZ more than Madonna (which I suppose) you have alread compared both. > Well, I compare Zappa with all kinds of music; Jazz, Classic, Contemporary, etc. You will not accept Zappa in "the league of serious composers", OK thats your judgement, and I don't agree. But I cant accept you putting him in the league of Madonna/Guns'n Roses Rock/pop. The-Industrial-produced-rytmic-noise-and-repetetivesinging-easy-teenager-listening-in-order-to-maximize-profit-league. To me, Zappa will be one of the gratest composers in history, with his own genious and exceptional style. He had an overall consept with everything he did. Thankyou Frank...... (Sniff....) Kristian *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 02:02:04 1993 : #9866381 From: Justin Sherrill : jcs1589@ritvax.isc.rit.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 39 words 309 bytes : A lousy day... Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.055743.7208@ultb.isc.rit.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 05:57:43 Org. : Rochester Institute of Technology This is a bad day for me I just found out FZ died, and it's my birthday today. Probably the worst present one could think of. Include my vote for the day of silence. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 02:02:05 1993 : #9866382 From: Monte Bingham : monteb@doc.cc.utexas.edu.cc.utexas.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 297 words 1679 bytes : Re: Narrow-minded DJs Msg-ID: <2e1hpv$qa7@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 09:18:55 GMT Org. : The University of Texas at Austin, Austin, Texas : In article <1993Dec7.015722.16032@newsgate.sps.mot.com>, lawson@zappa.sps.mot.com (Shannon Lawson) writes: : > : > The following is taken from a conversation I just had : > with a disk jockey at a local (Austin, TX) radio station: : > : > DJ: Hello, <call letters>! : > Me: Hi! Do you plan to commemorate Frank Zappa in any way? : > DJ: Uh, my program director is gone for the day, and I haven't : > heard that we're doing anything... : > Me: Couldn't you just put something on? : > DJ: No. We're doing classic rock A to Z. : > (This is a thing for sweeps week, I guess. And it should : > be noted that another station in town is doing the same thing, : > but they took time to break for some FZ). : > Me: Too bad. He deserves better. <CLICK!> : > : > This is the same sort of sheep-minded behavior Frank despised. : > : > Some people will never get a clue... : > : > Shannon Lawson : > lawson@zappa.sps.mot.com : > I likewise dealt with the ignorance of rock DJs today. I called KLBJ an Austin Rock station to ask if there would be some tribute or such, and was told that he had already played "a song" of Frank's and to relax, because it wasn't anything like John Lennon. Can you believe it?! I am never ever listening to that station again. Anyways I played my own special tribute far exceeding that played on any station complete without any commercial distractions Frank, I will miss you, but the music will always be with me... Monte monteb@cc.ccwf.utexas.edu *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 02:02:05 1993 : #9866383 From: Doc Rock : pfische@andy.bgsu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 67 words 492 bytes : Citizen Artist Msg-ID: <CHnKzI.C38@andy.bgsu.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 07:04:28 Org. : Bowling Green State University B.G., Oh. Artists are human culture's visionaries. Often they see what is coming and tell/warn the rest of us. In his music, lyrics, and public actions FZ railed against the worst potentials of this mass society and reminded of its best. Citizen Artists like that are few in number and more precious than ? to those who listen. Thanks Frank. The listening will not stop. -PDF ;{)> *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 02:02:05 1993 : #9866384 From: HUELSEN FLORIAN : j3huel01@fsrz1.rz.uni-passau.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 105 words 712 bytes : Re:HAHAHAHAHAH FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD !!!!! Msg-ID: <j3huel01.22@fsrz1.rz.uni-passau.de> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 09:43:46 Org. : University of Passau - Germany *From: joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu (JOE SIX-PACK) *Subject: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! *Date: Mon, 6 Dec 93 20:55:53 GMT *THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD *PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I *WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, *IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE * DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. JOE SIX-PACK, USA Let's ignore such stupid people, I said to me, reading this mail..... but on the other hand: you're an ugly mothaf****** sh++head, Joe-Sixpack ! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 03:02:11 1993 : #9866894 From: David Strippgen : stripgen@kirk.fmi.uni-passau.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 15 words 175 bytes : NO! Msg-ID: <2e1ja6INN1c2@tom.rz.uni-passau.de> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 09:44:38 GMT Org. : University of Passau, Germany He is not dead as long as we hear his music!! Ciao, David *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 03:02:12 1993 : #9866895 From: Christer Palm : palm@admin.kth.se : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 40 words 369 bytes : Re: This group Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.093104.17072@admin.kth.se> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 09:31:04 Org. : /usr/lib/news/organi[sz]ation In article <143303Z06121993@anon.penet.fi>, <an53106@anon.penet.fi> wrote: >Does Frank Zappa's death mean we can now rm this newsgroup? > Mr Smith and Mr Wesson and I want a word with you. -"Destiny makes relatives, selection makes friends." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 03:02:12 1993 : #9866896 From: Christer Palm : palm@admin.kth.se : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 91 words 645 bytes : Re: sigh Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.094108.17854@admin.kth.se> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 09:41:08 Org. : /usr/lib/news/organi[sz]ation In article <CHMDur.y84@hawnews.watson.ibm.com>, Diane Reese <reese@watson.ibm.com> wrote: >A friend in Sweden wants to know if mail sent to the P.O. box mentioned >here will actually be read by anyone. And does anyone know if the >818-PUMPKIN line still works, and if so, what's on it today? > >Has anyone considered compiling the sentiments from here to send to >California? Yes Im collecting them all. /Christer "Do not look into laser beam with remaining eye." -"Destiny makes relatives, selection makes friends." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Group Length Subject 7 03:02:13 1993 : #9866897 From: mcsdc2gsf@dct.ac.uk : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 71 words 496 bytes : Zappa Records To Continue? Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.101714.9830@dct.ac.uk> Posted: 7 Dec 93 10:17:14 GMT Org. : Dundee Institute of Technology What with the unfortunate and untimely death of Frank Zappa......what will happen to Zappa Records? Will Gail take over now? Or will Dweezil be honoured with it. Hopefully all the intended releases for this year and later are still intended to be released.....it would be a disaster if now that Frank is dead that his music is no longer released. -graemeAn FZ fan. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 03:02:13 1993 : #9866898 From: Phineas : phin@west.darkside.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 687 words 3883 bytes : Material/support needed for Zappa radio tribute Msg-ID: <4mk7Dc4w165w@west.darkside.com> Posted: Tue, 07 Dec 93 01:09:50 Org. : The Dark Side of the Moon +1 408 245 SPAM I talked to Don Joyce of Negativland tonight for about 15 minutes and proposed my doing a Frank Zappa show on his show, Over The Edge on KPFA in Berkeley California. I've done three shows of my own on Over the Edge (one three hour show and two five-hour shows) and have guested on one other show with Ronald Redball. In light of Frank Zappa's recent death, it occured to me that doing a tribute to Frank on Over the Edge would be a great idea considering the large amount of material I have and that Frank's style would lend itself well to OTE's format. Don was his usual unenthused, non-commital self, he said that December's shows were already full... I've proposed shows in the past and he's reacted the same way though in the cases of shows I've actually done, he's come around after mulling for a while the ideas I've proposed. The pattern in the past is that I send him at least 90 minutes worth of stuff, on tape, that will lend itself best to his downloading to 'carts' making them easily manipulatable during the show. Over the Edge is a live audio-collage media-mix noise show. Various clips and bytes around a certain them and from various media are 'composed' or arranged or mixed in new ways, such as being taken out of context, played simultaneously or intercut with each other... a lot of sound effects are added to this and telephone calls are taken so listeners can participate in the process. If you've never heard the show, listen to Frank Zappa's composition of PORN WARS on FRANK ZAPPA MEETS THE MOTHERS OF PRVENTION or listen to The Beatles' REVOLUTION NUMBER 9 on the White Album or just about anything by Negativland and you'll have an idea how it sounds. The Zappa show would feature clips from the immense amount of media material that he left behind, interviews, songs, music, related news clips and such all mixed in the OTE way. Ideally this should be a 5 hour show due to the multi-facetedness of the subject matter and the immense material available. In a week or so I'm going to have a tape ready to send Don to convince him to do this show. After the show is done, I would be willing to record the entire thing for people on the net if they send me an SASE and enough blank tapes to record the show on for them. What I need from Netters here at this point is some kind of documentation that points out that people are actually interested in having this show broadcast... that there is an audience for it out there. I can send along these messages to Don to further convince him to do the show... also, even though I have about half a dozen or so Zappa interviews... I want the show to be somewhat balanced between Frank's music and interviews... I have a lot more music than recordings of Frank talking.... so, if anyone can send me any audio recordings of Frank talking I could very much use them for such a show and this would go even more toward convincing Don to do it. I particularly need any behind-the-scenes or spoken stuff from the 60's and 70's. Video is not necessary, just send audio. THIS IS NOT A SCAM FOR ME TO GET FREE ZAPPA STUFF... I will need it for the show. Anyone who sends stuff I use will get their name acknowledged on the air and will get priority for tape copies of the show (if they want them, must send SASE and blanks) Note-Don't send anything from the following since I already have these: -Zappa hosting Saturday Night Live -Interview with Zappa by Arsenio Hall -Baby Snakes movie -Does Humor Belong in Music? -Zappa on Larry King Live -The UNCLE MEAT movie -The NBC Today Show interview Any help fellow Zappa fans can give to this project is greatly appreciated. Please e-mail me for more info and for addressing info --Phineas Narco *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 03:02:13 1993 : #9866899 From: Clint Fleckenstein : fleckens@plains.NoDak.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 135 words 1116 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <CHnutE.n7x@ns1.nodak.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 10:36:49 Org. : Harvard on the Hill--Bismarck State College In article <CHn1pq.F05@nit.pactel.com> mrloop@nit.pactel.com (Mark Loop) writes: >joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu (JOE SIX-PACK) writes: > [drivel deleted] >> >> JOE SIX-PACK, USA > >I sure hope that your lifestyle is as perfect as you expect everyone >else's to be. What'e with the six-pack reference? Don't you know that >drinking beer contributes to colon cancer? Get real. Obviously it also contributes to criminal stupidity. (I've toned down the distribution to North America only--maybe some followups will do the same) Clint _________________________________________________________________________ Clint Fleckenstein, Professional Student DoD #5150 | *WARNING* <fleckens@plains.nodak.edu> <fleckens@NDSUVM1.BITNET> | This .sig <fleckens@badlands.nodak.edu> <mr-yuk@axposf.pa.dec.com> | Makes Its Master Control & Operations, KFYR TV 5/KQCD TV 7/KUMV TV 8 | Own Gravy Neither my login nor conduct belong to Meyer Broadcasting. |_____________ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 03:02:14 1993 : #9866900 From: David M. Hull : dmh@ugcs.caltech.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 622 words 3395 bytes : Yet another . . . Msg-ID: <2e1ecu$ebm@gap.cco.caltech.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 08:20:46 GMT Org. : California Institute of Technology, Pasadena I was actually one of the first posters on this group, but soon left because I didn't have time to follow it but more because "fan" and "Frank Zappa" just seemed too incongrous. I most definitely don't mean that as a slam on all the "fans" (again, that just can't be the right word) who have managed to say such human and beautiful things in a moment of true grief. Zappa's music is some of the first music I remember. My parents played "We're Only in it for the Money," "Uncle Meat," and "Apostrophe" right alongside Bach, Johnny Cash and I don't remember what else. I remember a junior high party where I saw Seargent Pepper and said "Wow, someone brought the Mothers of Invention!". And we *had* Seargent Pepper at home. And *played* it. * * * We already know that life isn't fair, but every time Jesse Helms outlives another decent person, part of me gets just that much more pissed off. Not that I would take any joy in outliving Mr. Helms. How to avoid a senseless cycle of bitterness? Music, humor, wit and humanity. And we still have plenty of that left. Because even if one of the finest producers is no longer with us, we can still make our own. Everybody, especially you musicians, let's get out there, shake the bastards up and do Frank proud. * * * When I got home (I slept through the morning news and didn't see the headline on the paper until lunch), I dug out "Shut up and Play Yer Guitar" and played it through. "Treacherous Cretins" is an unlikely name for what always sounded like an elegy. And the last song on the first disc, "Ship Ahoy" --- I was in a record store back home and heard this unearthly music playing over the sound system and said "I must have this." So I asked the woman behind the counter what it was and she said it was FZ ("Wow, I used to listen to him all the time when I was little") and she said the disc was one of their demos, and if no one bought it she was hoping to get it for herself. I agonized a bit, but she made like it wasn't such a big deal, so I bought it. I didn't have the heart to tell her I didn't have a CD player. It was one of the first CD's I ever bought, if not the first, and the main reason I don't play it much anymore is because I've already listened to it so much. Tonight as I listened to it, for the first time I could hear a certain fragility in it. I had read that FZ was seldom completely happy with his performances, fussing over the guitar sound and such, and I'd always though "OK, so he hears more things than me." But tonight I could almost feel him pointing out "See, there, that could have been better." And of course, it was beautiful beyond words. Because real music has that fragility, that feeling that it could be just that much better, and it's only the magic between the performer and the listener that keeps the whole thing from falling apart. Well, this is too long, but so what. It's the best I can do. Will whoever's sending the a.f.fz card to the family please add my name? -| Easily amused dmh@drizzle.stanford.edu | Occasionally amazed | Perpetually confused *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 04:02:33 1993 : #9867319 From: Markus Ringner : markus@hurtig.quark.lu.se : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 35 words 290 bytes : ... Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.112013.21097@nomina.lu.se> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 11:20:13 Org. : Lund University, Sweden I thought skipping work yesterday would mean gaining energy for today but it didn't work. Can't get anything done today either. Probably better to go home and put FZ on. Markus *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Group Length Subject 7 05:01:45 1993 : #9867740 From: cbas125@vaxa.strath.ac.uk : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 109 words 738 bytes : Re: An idea for a suitable tribute to Frank Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.121935.1@vaxa.strath.ac.uk> Posted: 7 Dec 93 12:19:35 GMT Org. : Strathclyde University VAX Cluster In article <Mh10Og600iUz4CVs1Q@andrew.cmu.edu>, Brian William Carroll <bc2u+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes: > > > Ever year on Hendrix's birthday, a friend of mine buys a > cheeseburger and fries and places them under a tree. I was thinking > that on Frank's birthday I would buy a cup of coffee and a pack of > cigarettes but I can't think of an apropriate place to put them. > In the spirit of cheeziness and remembering Phi Krappa Zappa, howzabout under the bowl of a randomly picked public toilet? (Is that scatological enough?) Thanks for the memories...... (Hammersmith Odeon 1984, Birmingham NEC 1988) Ranko *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 05:01:45 1993 : #9867741 From: Ales Kantor : akantor@vcd.hp.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 64 words 412 bytes : Re: Goodbye Frank... Msg-ID: <CHnyAM.L8q@vcd.hp.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 11:51:58 Org. ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' : Hewlett-Packard VCD Information is not knowledge Knowledge is not wisdom Wisdom is not truth Truth is not beauty Beauty is not love Love is not music Music is THE BEST... -FZ Deepest regrets %~( a.k -_ Ales Kantor Vancouver /USA/ Division Hewlett-Packard Company <akantor@vcd.hp.com> *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 05:01:46 1993 : #9867742 From: T.P. Joiner : tjoine@ic.ac.uk : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 61 words 472 bytes : He was a great man Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.124221.1508@cc.ic.ac.uk> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 93 12:42:21 G Org. : Imperial College of Science, Technology and Medicine, London Frank Zappa was a great man,he gave so much to music,though his style seemed sometimes a bit strange,it was nevertheless still excellent,and after all,that was him! I'm sure everyone joins me in sending condolences to his family and friends,it is a great loss,and at such a young age. He will be sorely missed. R.I.P. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 06:01:57 1993 : #9868259 From: Phillip A. Freshour : db832@cleveland.Freenet.Edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 33 words 295 bytes : Zappa rarities... Msg-ID: <2e1vn6$31k@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 13:16:22 GMT Org. : Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA) Please add the following to my list of Zappa rarities ('Stuff You Just Can't Find Anymore'): 29. The master behind the music So long, Frank. Regards, Phil *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec 7 06:01:58 1993 Message : #9868260 From: Alan R Light -- Person Address Group Length Subject : : : : alight@rock.concert.net Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 137 words 881 bytes Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2e1v96$qhv@inxs.concert.net> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 13:08:54 GMT Org. : CONCERT-Connect Public Access UNIX In article <2e0oj4$4s8@harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au>, Andrew Bulhak <acb@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au> wrote: > >Hey, Pablo Escobar was the fourth Most Evil Man in History (tm), right >after Adolf Hitler, Lee Harvey Oswald and John Dillinger..... Cool! 2 out of 3 are Americans! But you seem to have forgotten Abraham Lincoln, the original benefactor of BIG GOVERNMENT. So... We just move the list over a little... Abraham Lincoln, Adolf Hitler, Lee Harvey Oswald. Still 2 out of 3. Except I think that Joe Stalin beats out Oswald, but 3 out of 5 still isn't too bad. Alan -Alan Light | "The fire is alight and will not be put out until it has Waxhaw, NC | burnt up the earth's foundations." II Esdras 15:15 <<< alight@rock.concert.net >>> *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 06:01:58 1993 : #9868261 From: Florian Kaeding : kaeding@vati.fmi.uni-passau.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 17 words 196 bytes : Just think... Msg-ID: <2e1vu3INNb91@tom.rz.uni-passau.de> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 13:20:03 GMT Org. : University of Passau, Germany ...and ever keep him in mind. Think I'll get tight this night, too. -Florian *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec 7 06:01:58 1993 Message : #9868262 From: Mike Duncan Address : mike@astra.tamu.edu Group : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa Length : 137 words 1155 bytes Subject : Just another tribute suguestion Msg-ID: <2e208e$n88@TAMUTS.TAMU.EDU> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 13:25:34 GMT Org. : Texas A&M University, Oceanography Dept. Personally I think we should all go home, pick up our imaginary guitars and play our last imaginary guitar solo. I for one intend to treat all my neighbors to a loud but soulful rendition of "Watermelon in Easter Hay" followed by "It Ain't Necessarily the St. James Infirmary". Gig 'em Frank.....Wherever you are. | ( * | | | | | _____________________ * | o o o o o o o o * * * ________|_________________*_ * * | | O O | *-------------------------------------------------------------* Mike Duncan * Information is not knowledge, * Dept of Oceanography * Knowledge is not wisdom, * Texas A&M University * Wisdom is not truth..... * mike@astra.tamu.edu * - Frank Zappa * * Dedicated to Rush Limbaugh * --^^^__^^_^__^__^^^_^_^_^__^___^_^^^^__^__^___^__^____^^^^^^^^^^____ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 06:01:58 1993 : #9868263 From: Bradley Braun : bradley.braun@factory.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 143 words 818 bytes : Saddened By the Loss Msg-ID: <4020.621.uupcb@factory.com> Posted: 6 Dec 93 17:06:00 GMT Org. : Invention Factory's BBS - New York City, NY - 212-274-8298v.32bis Hello All, Although I have never posted, I have enjoyed this conference. I am deeply saddened by the demise of FZ. I had heard that he was on his death bed, but it is always a shock when someone passes away. I did at one time consider myself a avid FZ fan. I have a large number of his albums, and had been replacing them (the ones that were available) with CDs. I remember when I would go to every FZ concert that came to town, even as much as go to NYC every Holloween. I will in the next few weeks listen to his music, and remember what first interested me in FZ. To me FZ music was an enlightning experience that I will always cherish. Bye Frank & Take Care. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 06:01:59 1993 : #9868264 From: John R. Kender : jrk@news.cs.columbia.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 337 words 2020 bytes : Zappa obituary Msg-ID: <CMM.0.90.2.755270283.jrk@ground.cs.columbia.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 08:18:07 -050 Org. : Columbia University Department of Computer Science I get two newspapers: the New York Times and the Hackensack (N.J.) Record. Both carried obituaries this morning. The NYTimes' was longer, but a good deal more "straight" than the Record's, which I have transcribed below. ROCK STAR GETS QUIET SEND-OFF Private Service Held for Zappa (from news service reports) LOS ANGELES -- When people marched to a different drummer, Frank Zappa played rhythm. The iconoclastic rock musician died Saturday of prostate cancer at 52. He was buried Sunday in a private ceremony in Los Angeles, said family friend Jim Nagle. "Composer Prank Zappa left for his final tour just before 6 p.m. Saturday," the family said in a statement released Sunday night. Mr. Zappa's wife, Gail, and four children -- Moon Unit, 26, Dweezil, 24, Ahmet, 19, and Diva, 14 -- were with him when he died at his Los Angeles home. Mr. Zappa's two-year bout with cancer rarely stopped him from composing, recording, and performing, or trying to defend lyrics against censors. He released "Yellow Shark" in 1992, but his illness forced him to cut short a related tour. Before his death, he completed another album, "Civilization: Phaze III," which is scheduled for release in the spring, Nagle said. With the band or as a solo artist, Mr. Zappa released about 50 albums. He made his name in the late 1960s, when he led his band, the Mothers of Invention, in what he called "sonic mutilations." The band presided at numerous so-called "freak-outs," though Mr. Zappa himself was a teetotaler. Mr. Zappa's music was a frothy stew of Fifties doo-wop, rhythm and blues, experimental jazz, and avant-garde classical strains -- heaped high with perverse, often scatological lyrics. In albums with such far-out titles as "Freak Out!," "Lumpy Gravy," and "Weasels Ripped My Flesh," Mr. Zappa served as a Spike Jones for the counterculture. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 06:01:59 1993 : #9868265 From: Geoffrey Simmons : simmons@bosun1.informatik.uni-hamburg.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 90 words 752 bytes : Re: Frank Zappa died Msg-ID: <simmons.755271801@bosun1> Posted: 7 Dec 93 13:43:21 GMT Org. : University of Hamburg -- Germany jeroen_van_gennip@gdsnl.gds.nl (Jeroen Van Gennip) writes: >Maybe he should have run for president after all. Pity tho' that >Mr. Havel (nobel prize winner himself, I believe) wanted him as a >US cultural ambassador, but the US government wouldn't let him .. In last year's presidential primary, I wrote him in. Long live. Geoff -Geoffrey Simmons wise University of Hamburg witty Bodenstedtstr. 16 quotation D-22765 Hamburg, Germany | simmons@informatik.uni-hamburg.de | Phone: (++49 40) 4123-6151 | | Fax: | (++49 40) 4123-6159 | *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 07:01:51 1993 : #9868840 From: Per Nehard : etxpen@eua.ericsson.se : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 205 words 1503 bytes : Re: Frank Zappa Tribute Msg-ID: <2e21hb$gbi@euas20.eua.ericsson.se> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 13:47:23 GMT Org. : Ellemtel Telecom Systems Labs, Stockholm, Sweden Scott, Here is my contribution to the tribute: | "Insert | and here." Frank Zappa was a poetic wizard, a musical genius, but he was also a humble man. Beeing from suburbian Stockholm, Sweden I especially remember one episode. Frank met some guys from a suburb called Tullinge (not far from where I live) after a concert he held in the swedish capital. They had left their smaller brother back home. A big fan who was too young to get permission to go to the show that nite ("... Oh, rats! ..."). Frank came up with this wild idea to follow them home, sneak up on their brother (who was asleep) and tell him: "Wake up, it's me Frank Zappa!". Apparently Frank stayed for a chat around that familly's kitchen table til' about 3 in the morning(!). To me this anecdote indicates who Frank Zappa was. A down to earth person who chared so much with others and never let fame and fortune get to his head. Good bye Frank, I too will miss you... _________________________________________________________________________ _______ Per Nehard (etxpen@eua.ericsson.se) the ERICSSON Telecom AB down..." Phone: +46 8 719 8381 \ __ / .. __ "Don't let sun go `--' (Go west!) ' ` _________________________________________________________________________ _______ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 07:01:52 1993 : #9868841 From: Phineas : phin@west.darkside.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 36464 words 182709 bytes : The Best Frank Zappa Interview Ever (w/Bob Marshall-Very lon Msg-ID: <48u7Dc1w165w@west.darkside.com> Posted: Tue, 07 Dec 93 04:58:26 Org. : The Dark Side of the Moon +1 408 245 SPAM In light of the recent event of Frank's death I thought I would re-post this interview. It has been called the best Frank Zappa interview ever, and may very well be. I have other interviews that I will transcribe in the coming days. I've heard that Frank will have a new CD out in the spring and that mail is still being collected at his PO Box. The address to send letters of condolences, appreciation, remembrance, etc. is: P.O. Box 5265 North Hollywood, CA 91616 [Note--footnote numbers that refer to other Zappa interviews and texts are in brackets. The footnotes that these refer to are at the end of this document. This interview was transcribed from hard copy onto disk by Phineas Narco] --Phineas Narco -----------------------------------------------------------This interview took place during a 7-hour visit with the very hospitable Frank Zappa at his home between 8:00P.M., Oct.21 and 3:00 A.M., Oct.22, 1988. Dr. Carolyn Dean and Gerald Fialka assisted Bob Marshall in conducting the interview. We thank Loren Gagnon for transcribing the original audio tapes. BM In your mini-manifesto on JOE'S GARAGE where you say "Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not wisdom,... etc.", at the end you say "Music is THE BEST". What is Music? FZ Well, in the terms, I would use two different definitions for it, one in the clinical sense and one in the sense that applies to that little statement on the album. In the sense of the statement on the album, it would mean whatever you happen to think music is. That's a statement to other people and they would plug into that statement their concept of what music is. I'll recite it for you just for the people who don't have the albums: "Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not wisdom, Wisdom is not truth, Truth is not beauty, Beauty is not love, Love is not music and Music is THE BEST". So, you get to figure out what your idea of music is and plug it into that. BM I find that little manifesto resonates so much with many points that you have said through the years in your interviews. For example, I don't know of it any earlier but in the Fall of '79, in Rolling Stone, was one of the first times that you talked about yourself as a "journalist" [1]. Am I wrong? Did you talk about it in earlier interviews I'm not aware of? FZ I don't know whether or not I talked about it in interviews earlier, but there's always been a journalistic aspect in my work even from the first album because if a person writes a song about a current event that's a journalistic technique. And I would say certainly a song about the Watts Riot, which was on the FREAK OUT! album, qualified as some for of journalism because a lot of people don't even remember what the Watts Riot was, and so, at the point where you make the song, the Watts Riot was a recent journalistic event, it was recently in the news, but over a period of years, people forget what the news was and now it just becomes folklore. The fact is Channel 5 in Los Angeles, which showed the pictures of the riot, did have a story about a woman sawed in half by 50-caliber machine gun bullets from the National Guard that was down there taking care of the riot. And that may be the only lasting monument to the woman who got sawed in half. There's a lot of things like that in songs that go from journalism into folklore with people and the events that they are involved in. The songs were news at the time that they happened but over a period of time, who cares about the news anymore and then it's just folklore. BM I see that and that's the opening word - "Information". I relate that to your statement in Life magazine this summer that you "hum the news" [2]. There seems to be a metaphor that you're replaying here as music. Your work is journalistic yet you're turning the news as folklore into some kind of musical artform. FZ That's an interesting way of juggling this stuff around and there's a certain aspect of it, but I would say that the only part of the news that turns into the music is the lyrics. It's pretty hard to convert something like election statistics into something that you can hum, really. BM So you mean the news lyrics is what you hum. But don't you include the news of musical trends? Where you do your satire of musical styles, isn't there a trendy newsy level there? FZ Usually by the time I'm making fun of it, it's no longer news because in order to make fun of something everybody has to know the ground rules for the joke to work, so it would be ridiculous to make fun of punk orchestration, everybody else had some idea of what punk sounded like so that you can make a parody of it. You can't be newsworthy like in a timely fashion, with a musical parody BM But when it becomes an environment, a cliche. FZ Yeah, it's when it has saturated the cultural environment and everybody knows that people, with hair sticking up in a certain direction, with guitars totally out of tune, banging a couple of chords for one and a half minutes constitutes a musical form. Then you can make fun of it. BM So when you say "I hum the news", you mean the lyrics. FZ Yeah I'm talking more about the lyrics rather than the notes. BM Is there an ethical question there about humming the news? Are you satirizing people's involvement in the news? I mean, people would see that you're entertaining the news, putting it in an entertainment form. Some people might see it that way. FZ No, actually what I do with the news is I have the ability to watch news from all different kinds of sources and remember the details, and collate the details, and come up with a conclusion other than which the people who own the media want you to come away with. If you watch only one news service you're not getting the full picture. They try and tell you major world events in ten seconds, and you can't do that. So what you have to do is compare different outlets, compare their spins, compare that to print, and then draw your conclusions. And also reinforce that by first-hand conversations with people who might be there or might know something about it. I generally don't have access to those kinds of people when it's applied to U.S. politics, but in terms of things going on in other countries the information we receive here about what happens outside the U.S. is really quite thin. And since I do travel around it's easy for me to talk to people in the different countries and say what really happened. And to that extent I know more about foreign events than the average guy in the United States because I have some way to... BM Direct access to the experiences. FZ Yeah, to develop the picture a little bit. In fact, I got some extra information just last night on things that are happening in South America. It puts me in a situation where the political part of my brain is looking at the world and saying, "I see trends developing and they're really horrible", and the musician part of my brain says, "I would really like to be just sitting in that room in there working on the Synclavier because that's more fun than anything else". And I spend my day trying to put these two parts of my brain together, and usually what happens is that at the end of the work-period there will be a product that comes out that is a combination of those two parts of my brain: what I know about what's going on in the world, plus what I like to do with music BM That's the process of resolving the dilemma of being a musical specialist in an information surround that makes you in touch with so many things. FZ Yeah. BM And then you add your particular slant to it through your own sources. FZ Yeah. BM That's and I was political sure, you what I was interested in, you as a journalist, wondering which was more prominent: the or the musical. But you're saying you're not work out where you... FZ At this point they seem to be about 50-50. It's not exactly like being Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but it's hard for me to go in there and just work on music and forget about what's really going on in the world. I can't do it. I can't take what I know and throw it away and say, "Well, I just won't care anymore because I can't do anything about it." First of all, I think I might be able to do something about it, and just because I might, I have to keep thinking about it. So, there's no easy way to dispose of it. BM So your activity dealing with the PMRC, I guess from '85 to '87, was not a radical departure from your interests. It was how you manifested that dilemma for yourself. That was the most immediate concern that you could deal with. You had to go political at that point. FZ I wouldn't say that was even going political. civic obligation because I saw... That was a BM Well, that's what I mean by "political". Do you mean something else? Do you mean propagandistic by "political"? FZ No, we have a little semantic problem here because usually the way I talk about politics is in one sense and I've said this many times in interviews: politics is the entertainment branch of industry. When I talk about my political thoughts, I'm not talking about being part of the entertainment branch of industry. I'm talking more about policy in action. In other words, somebody has to decide to do certain things or not do certain things, and hopefully the person makes that decision has made the decision based on accurate information. The problem with most of the decisions of the last eight years in the Reagan Administration is they're all ideologically based and very seldom have the policy decisions been based on practicality, or far long-range thinking. It's just been based on whether or not the rhetoric that appears in the news that day is in phase with conservative ideology, or appeasement to certain interest groups. It's not good politics in the true sense of the word. And another political act that you have to bear in mind is as long as people have the right to vote, the vote should be cast in a situation where the person with the ballot in his hand has access to enough information to make a practical decision. And that's where I come in. If I can provide an extra dimension of information which may, through this interview or through a record or some other way, get out to a person with a ballot in his hand, I'm doing a public service by providing compilations of data that the news won't give you. It's not that they can't give it to you, they won't give it to you. So, that's the way I think about politics the way I'm involved in it. BM Taking a statement that you made to Warner Brothers in 1971 in a pamphlet called "Hey, Snazzy Execs": "We make a special art in an environment hostile to dreamers" [3]... FZ That's right. The environment that is hostile to dreamers is always the environment that is run by right-wing administrations because in order for the right-wing administration to maintain its fiction, it has to be ideologically pure and that ideology does not admit for creativity. There is nothing creative about a right-wing administration. The whole goal of it is to freeze time and to move things backward. So, obviously the people who are most at risk, whenever there is a right-wing administration sitting in place, is anybody who is an intellectual dreamer or creative person in any field. They are at risk because they pose a threat to the administration. BM But you were quite vocal about certain left-wing elements in the Sixties. FZ I don't think that the left wing is anything to invest in. I think that the left wing has probably done as much damage as any other kind of political force. I think common sense is the way to go. There's no ideology for common sense. It's easy to talk about politics in terms of right and left wing because that's the way the news portrays it. And so to a degree, if I talk about political things I have to use the common parlance so people understand it. But I think of myself as a person devoted to practical and commonsense solutions to things that are real problems, and they oftentimes sound weird if suggested simply because people are so attached to the ideological ramblings of the right or the ideological ramblings of the left. They think that you have to choose between these two extremes. On the left you've got Communism. Well, Communism doesn't work. It absolutely doesn't work, and on the right you have Fascism and that doesn't work either. BM So both environments are hostile to dreamers. political ideologies... Both FZ No, because the difference here is that the left has often employed artists and creative people in order to further their goals. For the right-wing administration, the artists and dreamers are a threat to their way of life. And for the left-wing guys, the artists and dreamers are propaganda. So there's a danger coming from both directions. One side would like to snuff you out and the other side would like to co-opt you and usurp you in order to have you do stuff and promote their ideals. So, anybody who's got an imagination has to watch out for both sides. There's only one place where you're safe and that's in the middle. BM You think you could work with a creatively sympathetic group like the leftists and keep them on their toes. You wouldn't be co-opted and it'd be better than a right-wing... FZ I'm not interested in working with any leftist organization I tell you the truth. I've said it many times... BM No, I mean work in their environment. FZ No, fuck their environment because I refuse to be used by any of those people. BM But you emphasized at the beginning that the right wing was more threatening for you. FZ The right would like to put you out of business and the left would like to hire you, and I'm not for hire. I don't think that anybody who has a truly individualistic way of evaluating the world of a creative urge to do unique stuff needs to be snuffed out or hired. You should be free to do what your abilities will allow you to do because it is only when you are free to do that, the benefits of what you can build will be distributed to those parts of the society who will find your work useful. Really creative people don't work good as employees. BM But you're saying there is more of a threat in the right-wing environment. FZ Yeah, that's the threat of death. BM You think of yourself as having common sense. Would you define the word "art" as a sensory training for common-sense perceptions or is that too dramatic? FZ I think the word "art" has been pretty much flogged into porridge. Today you hear the word "art" and you think of people who do paintings and have their work admired by rich people at cocktail parties, and it conjures up a world of phony stuff, and I don't participate in that world. I'm happy that it's there for the people who like it. It's a nice form of entertainment for them but to me that's not what it's all about. I don't think that training people to consume art in that sense makes them any more sensitive, or more highly developed or refined in any way. It doesn't make them a better person, it just makes them a dupe for a bogus way of life. That art world really is a way of abusing the people who made the art in the first place. The best example is the common for the gallery owner, 40% worst rock and roll record of a reaming. So, so much Soho gallery split of 60-40: 60% for the artist. I mean, in the contract you don't get that kind for the art world. BM I think way back about 1970 in the New York Times you said that "my work is art" [4]. I think you meant "art" in a different way there. FZ Yeah. If I think of it as being a pure expression of who I am, what I do and what I think, that's fine and I'll call it "art", but I'll call it "art" privately. I mean, you've gotta understand, I'm not walking around with an art banner in my hand. The problem with communicating with anybody in the English language is that so much damage has been done to the language itself by advertisers, by political campaigns, that the words themselves have been mutated to the point where you have to choose them really carefully because even if in fact it is "art", you don't way to say it's "Art" because the negative connotations of calling it "art" puts a weird spin on what you're saying. So I generally try and avoid any connection with that word just because it impedes the process of trying to get your point across. If you're going to talk to somebody, you want to talk to them in a language they can understand using words that they're familiar with. That should be a goal for communication and "art" is one of the bad words these days. BM In other words, you target an audience for the point you want to get across. FZ Yeah. BM That's the traditional art of rhetoric in classical education. I don't know if you came across that. It's a rhetorical technique. FZ I didn't have a classical education so I don't know it from these things. BM Alright. So, one would say that your emphasis is rhetorical, not in the modern propagandistic sense, but targeting an audience, not necessarily for the whole album, but particular songs, in a musical sense. FZ Well, "targeting" is the wrong word because that presumes that it's narrowcasting. It's not. What I have to do is make an assumption about the comprehension abilities of the people that would be the likely consumers for what I do. In other words, I have to conjure up in my brain an imaginary picture of who the guy is, how smart he is, how many references he might have that I can make through metaphorical references in a work. I have to have some sort of a plan, O.K. And then once I've made that model, I can then decide, as I'm writing the piece, if this is going to whiz over his head, going to whiz past him, or what it is. And if so, should it go in there anyway or should I change it and say it blunt? BM That's part of your composing process? FZ Yeah, and in order to arrive at that imaginary model of the person who is listening to the stuff, it's not based on thin air. I mean, I actually talk to the people who are fans for what I do. I've met them, I've talked to them, I have some idea of what their desires are. I know what they like, what they don't like, and to the extent that I have personal contact with them, that's the data that went into building the model. BM Although, you do say that all your music is an extension of you, but you also say that the audience is the employer in other quotes. FZ That's true, but the music is an extension of me but the "me" is an entity that knows certain things. Part of what I know is what the audience is interested in and so that doesn't seem incongruous at all. The audience employs me to entertain them. By purchasing an album, you have hired me to entertain you for forty minutes, or whatever it is that's in the album, and my goal is to do that in a way that is going to be useful to you. BM I remember there was a quote back about 1970: is getting off on this beyond his or her wildest comprehensions" [5] "Someone FZ I've had letters from people saying, "It was me! me!" BM It was I think I claimed that to you in 1985 myself FZ "Look at my head! me! I can prove it!" The top of my head is gone! It was BM "I'm dead!" (both laughing). What did you think you meant in targeting that or was that just a general principle? FZ You have to have an average of what is going on out there and when you opt to do the thing that is going to whiz over most people's heads, you know that there's going to be a certain percentage in there that will be tall enough where it's going to get them right in the middle of their head. BM That's targeting. FZ Yeah, that's the targeting. You see, I don't know too many of those kinds of people who really get it all. That would be the truly rare individual. Because in order for them to get it all they have to know what I know. Which means, not that I'm so smart, but I've had experiences that they haven't had just because people are unique. So, nobody gets 100% but if anybody ever got 60%, they'd be in big trouble. BM "Big trouble"? FZ Yeah. Is that a facetious remark? BM I think it was on HOT RATS that you said: "This is a movie for your ears". Do you remember that phrase. FZ Yeah. BM A rather intelligent critic at that time, not known by many people, described your work up to that point as "a visualization of a kaleidoscope of textures" [6]. If one juxtaposes the word "visualization" with your early statement that your work "incorporates any available visual medium, consciousness, of all participants (including audience", which we've talked about, "all perceptual deficiencies", and a few other points, why do you say "any available visual medium" Since most people would think of you as a musician. [7] FZ That's only because they don't know what I can do in the other medium. I've always been able to manipulate pictures since I first got hold of a pencil and paper. I started off drawing before I could... BM Before you had music in your head? FZ Yeah, and there was no music in our household when I was a kid. I came to it late, but I've always been interested in the way in which pictures work with music and the problem about doing more of it is that a visual medium is a far more expensive medium that the audio medium. An independent guy can afford to make an album easier than he can afford to make a movie, or then he can afford to make a video, and have some quality in it. So there's only occasionally that i can scrape up enough money to do a project that involves pictures and music. So that part of my work is less known than the records that I have out and that's one of the reasons for putting Honker Home Video together because at least with that company, some of the things that I've done working with visual stuff can be gotten out to the public. BM But with the phrase "movie for your ears", you emphasize the visual. Is the "conceptual continuity" a movie? FZ No, because in order to make it complete, you have to involve what you see. It's a total sensory thing. BM Is that your definition of music? senses? It includes all FZ If you get to the other definition of music that I use when I'm working on my stuff, it means the organization of any data. BM Visual, acoustic, smells... FZ Yeah, choreography, anything, any data. So long as you say to yourself, "I'm now making a musical composition of this stuff", the composition can include stuff that's living in this ashtray, whatever it is. So long as you willfully organize it into that object that you're making. That's the criteria that I would use. BM That would be a criterion that's modern, a product of television because television uses all data. I always thought it was interesting that you had yourself in a TV screen on FREAK OUT! The cover image has always struck me as a colour TV image, the colouring... FZ Oh yeah. on. Well, that's not what the intent was, but go BM You had the lines, it looked like a damaged colour TV (laughs), the colouring. But you did not intend that? FZ No. BM O.K., I projected that anyway. But I find it interesting. I don't think earlier composers would talk about using all data in the way you're doing unless there have been... you can correct me. FZ As far as I know, I don't think there's anybody that has worked in contemporary composition that has the familiarity with the technical side that I do. I'm not talking about electronic music composers. I'm talking about just a general knowledge of all different... BM Media? FZ Yeah, just every tool that you can use. If I can't get in with a soldering iron and fix it or build it, I certainly know how to use it and what some uses might be of the tool that the guy who invented it never imagined. One of my specialties is taking existing off-the-shelf stuff and twisting it to do something that the guy who manufactured it never thought it would be used for. That's a hobby. BM Weren't you asked to name the band "Mothers of Invention"? You were asked to add on "of Invention"? FZ Yeah. Well, we were just told we couldn't use the name "Mothers". BM So you suggested "Mothers of Invention". FZ Yeah. BM But that was an accurate statement of your talents - to be able to work with many technologies. Were you aware of that at the time? FZ That wasn't the reason for sticking it on there. It was just a practical decision that had to be made at the time of the FREAK OUT! album because they were refusing to release the album. It was so stupid. You can imagine the A&R department at Verve Records saying, "We can't release this record because no disc jockey will play a song by 'The Mothers' on the radio". Well, no disc jockey would play the content of the record no matter what the name of the group was. You could have called it "The Smelts" or something, they still wouldn't have played it. But that's the way it was. People were just afraid. I guess they're still afraid. BM I'm going to move into your role as a symbolist. know the Symbolist group in art history? FZ No, I'm not familiar with Art history. it. Do you Tell me about BM Well, the Symbolists broke up normal images and reformed them, juxtaposed them. FZ Is this based on Jung? BM No, this was before him. This was a hundred years ago with poets like Rimbaud and Baudelaire. Literary historians grouped them into this movement called the Symbolists. There was a man who wrote a book at the turn of this century called "The Symbolist Movement in Literature". He tagged that name on them, but it was the emphasis on a symbol as the primary focus or motif in one's art. FZ Well, I suppose I belong in there. Anybody who has said as much as I have about poodles ought to have some sort of a recommendation in that group. But it wasn't because I decided to join a movement. BM Maybe there are historical forces, ways of thinking that you tapped into and continued a tradition unconsciously. I mean, from the critic's point of view. I think it was Miles who was the first one who wrote about your repetition of motifs in his early articles in the late Sixties. I remember one of his questions from International Times where he asked "Is there an IDEA behind your work?" [8]. It was capitalized in the newspaper. And I think that's what I'm trying to get at. FZ That's simple. It's that the Emperor's not wearing any clothes, never has, never will. BM What is the Emperor? FZ Fill in the blank. (laughs) BM So the idea is that you're making a symbol that allows other people to participate in it. FZ That's audience participation on a grand scale. like name your poison. Why, that's almost elegant. BM It's What is? FZ Structuring something the way that people get to participate in it by adding their missing ingredient. It's like, be your own catalyst. BM That is a tradition that T.S. Eliot, Joyce and Pound articulated. When people asked Eliot the meaning of the poem, he would shrug his shoulders, and then they would give what they thought it meant and... FZ He would say they're right. BM Yes, Eliot would say, "You're right". FZ Well you see, I didn't have that kind of an education. I have no knowledge of the history of art or poetry, or any of that kind of stuff. It never interested me. I think that it's nice that it's there for people who want it, but I never studied it. I don't know anything about that. I just did my own stuff. If it happens to be similar to other things that other people have done, fine. I can't help that. But it's not like I went to college to learn about all these people who did bitchin' stuff through the years and decided to go out and do that. That is not interesting to me. All I can say is, "Yeah, they're doing it right". BM You would agree with that method. You don't know why you wanted to create in that method. Is it because you wanted to say, "I'm a nice guy. I'll include you". Is there a democratic impulse there? FZ No. I think the jury's still out on democracy as a... BM Viable institution? FZ That's right. You know, I keep referring back to the book that I had when I was in high school in our civics class. It was called "Democracy: The American Experiment" and... BM We're still studying... FZ I think we're still experimenting and right now it looks like some of the ingredients they put in don't really work. BM People might ask, "Why the dog image?" FZ I don't even know how that got started. There are certain absurd things about a poodle as a species unto itself. What especially women have decided to do to poodles is probably something that if there were a big guy on the cloud who meted out punishment at the time of your demise, that there would be a lot of women that would be tortured forever in the Lake of Fire for things that they have decided to inflict on poodles. So, that's a pretty good metaphor there if you really think about... BM For perverse creativity? FZ No. Look, a poodle is born. It's got hair evenly distributed all over its small, piquant, canine-type body. Figure it out. They don't start looking weird until some woman decides that she wants to shape all that stuff to make it look like a walking shrubbery. Now, that tells you two things: that the dog's co-operative and that the woman's got some problems. BM The "mother of invention" has some problems. inventing. FZ Yeah, but did she invent something good? partially denuded, small animal is good? She's Do you think a BM It seems some people like it, so we have to allow them to have that choice or enjoyment. FZ Yeah, but doesn't the poodle have some rights here? I mean, we're trying to save the whales. They're stuck up there. There are three whales with their noses sticking out of a hole. Now the Russians want to send an ice-breaker. It's three hundred miles away, the Russians are going to save the whales. What about the poodles? Who's doing anything for the poodles? BM Right, save the poodles? CD Who's plucking the poodles? FZ What? BM Who's plucking the poodles? Who's plooking? Who's plucking? (all laughing). To me that's a symbol of your journalistic work of putting out information for Americans who are getting plooked and need to be... FZ Unplooked? BM Yeah. FZ I think they do need to be unplooked, but the problem with Americans is they have this self-image of "We're so nice, we're so fair, we're so honest, we always take the high road." If only it were true, this would be heaven on earth, but it's not true. And when you see two hundred and forty million people willingly deluding themselves with this idea that they're somehow God's chosen people, I find that to be a huge... Continental bad mental health is what it is. BM That's the "cheese" that you talked about in your Newsweek "editorial" they wouldn't print? [9] FZ Yeah. How can we be so foolish as to think that we've got it all? We certainly don't. And anybody who ever travelled for twenty minutes and kept his eyes open must realize that no country has got everything. You just don't have it. The major deficiency in the United States seems to be that it's got a history that only goes back a couple of hundred years and that history itself is riddled with corruption, it is riddled with exploitation. You name it, we have exploited it and it's not exactly something to be proud of. If whatever we have achieved we had come by it honestly we'd be in a lot better shape, but really we haven't. We've abused a lot of people not only here in our own country but around the world, and then gone to church to smooth it over and had some guy say, "Yes, we're God's chosen people and this is our Manifest Destiny - to be the peacekeepers for the world". I wonder, with this aesthetic that they have in the United States, whether we don't have the right to inflict in on anybody else. I believe that we certainly don't have the right to inflict it. But even if we had the right, would that other person benefit from becoming more like us? Countries that have cultures that go back thousands and thousands of years, and we walk in and we want to give them Coca Cola. Why? BM You're speaking as an American Citizen. There would probably many people in other countries who feel that their fellow citizens are a bit deluded, too patriotic about their cultural values. So you're speaking as an American citizen. FZ Well, I think that the American situation is probably more critical than, say, the guy from Borneo who believes that we are where it's at. At least the guy from Borneo isn't going around doing some tricks in Central America and wherever else we've got little covert operations going on. He's not trying to inflict his values on another society. Whereas, especially through the missionary procedure coming out from the United States, we have spread the poison of our ignorance to other cultures, to the detriment of those cultures, almost since this place was founded. America was founded by the refuse of the religious fanatics of England, these undesirable elements that came over on the Mayflower. Ignorant, religious fanatics who land here, abuse the Indians, and then go to bed with a board down the middle, you know, the bundling board, so they don't have sex. That's how we got started. And when we think back to our Founding Fathers, they don't ever talk about the Founding Mothers. It might be a little bit too risque. They didn't want to have too much to do with them, anyway. Because what kind of a woman wants to take a ride on a wooden boat in the middle of winter, anyway? Not probably something you want to see in Playboy magazine. The way we got started and what we have turned into, and our desire to inflict it on other people all over the world, I think is a tragedy. And something big is going to happen in 1992 when Europe, ifthey can get their act together, if they can organize themselves the way that they are trying to do and kind of be the United States of Europe, as a consumer bloc and as a manufacturing bloc, is going to be larger than the United States. That's three hundred and thirty million people or something like that, that make products that work. BM Yes, and that is the impetus for "free trade". I think the Canadian businessmen know that they've got to get together with the United States to compete with this bloc that's coming up. FZ Well, here's the thing. What they make in Europe, those products seem to be more desirable than the products that are made elsewhere, except for Japan. Japan, as we all know, makes stuff that everybody wants. BM You mean now, on the world market, Europe's products are very desirable? FZ Yeah. And if the United States continues the way it's going, like thriving on rhetoric rather than on practical solutions, in four years when they've got their United States of Europe, we will have slid even further. And the United States is going to be in a very vulnerable position, even if it makes an alliance with Canada in order to make a large bloc, because the size of the bloc doesn't increase the quality of your product. It just means more people sharing the absence of trade barriers to buy more stuff from someplace else. Right now the United States is two hundred and forty million people dumb enough to buy anything that anybody sells them and smart enough not to buy their own stuff, O.K. And that is not something that you can continue for a century. You can't go for a hundred years just buying everybody else's stuff. Sooner or later you're going to have to redevelop the product base in the United States so that we buy our own stuff and that our commodities become valuable to people elsewhere. This trade imbalance is not a joke. It has long-range implications that could be very severe. And for every American that dreams of the American way of life and owning your own little home with the white picket fence and living next door to somebody who looks like Jimmy Stewart, they ain't going to get it. BM I remember you talking a few years ago about theinability of Europe to come together - the tribal hostilities that go back centuries. [10] FZ That's right. BM And you preferred the basic unity in America. That was a value you admired in Americans who are in the structure here. You are talking again as a citizen about the threat of what's going to happen in Europe. It may help you, might be good for you if you buy the products and it helps your musical apparatus but... FZ No, I didn't say either of those two things. I'm talking generally about the difference between Europe the way it is now, haking it out with intertribal debates that have been going on for a couple of thousand years, and having the opportunity to blend some of that stuff together in 1992 to give that whole region the kind of cohesion that the United States would have under ideal conditions. I'm making a comment about that. And meanwhile, I would say that the reverse is happening in the United States. We are breaking up into regions. It's the North versus the South, and the East versus the West, very much in politics and every other thing. We're moving apart. BM I saw a book that came out a few years ago, "The Nine Nations of North America." It breaks it down like that, the different regions. And Marshall McLuhan predicted this fragmentation that would come to the United States and doom the United States to be a bunch of little bickering ministates. You see that coming, also. FZ I see it. Let me tall you about another trend that I see as long as we're talking trends here. The amount of money that is generated by cocaine that flows directly into the hands of the cartels that make the cocaine is, right now, translating into political power. And over the next, say, twenty-five to fifty years will translate into even more political power for those people. They will transcend governments. Because there is something that I heard about last night, that I imagined could happen, and it turns out I was right. This friend of mine who's spent some time in Brazil verifies the fact that the cocaine cartels have gone into the worst slums in Brazil and played Robin Hood to the people there. They're giving them cocaine profits to give them clothes and set up these little fiefdoms. Basically what they've created is an army of people who are willing to protect them. The police can't even go into those slums because they're at risk. Those slums are literally under the control of the guy from Colombia with a bag of money in his hand. Now as a test balloon, I would say what's happened in Rio with that would indicate to any good businessman, and I would presume that these cocaine guys are good businessmen, that that's the way to go. Think of every place in the world where you have an underclass - it's poor and it'ing ing pushed down by the middleclass, directly above in the case of the United States, or the upper crust that does all their bad stuff. Who is going to take care of these people? In the United States you've got a homeless underclass that's developing that is unprecedented. If the cocaine cartel came into the United States and helped the homeless, what do you think would happen to the War on Drugs here? Playing Robin Hood is easy when you got that kind of a profit base. It is so peculiar to think about that and I predict that there is going to be more of that happening all over the world. It doesn't cost that much to give people a little something to eat and a little something to wear. When they've got nothing, anything looks good. You don't have to be a major benefactor - just give them a little present and you're a good guy. BM Two people who predicted that, too, were Mae Brussell and a person who is running for President of the United States, Lyndon LaRouche. He has mapped that out. His magazines are very good for charting these cocaine cartels. Would you support a President who wants to fight that trend or a Presidential candidate who's honest about that? FZ I certainly wouldn't support Lyndon LaRouche. I'll say that if he has information that backs up what I just heard from a guy who was down there, then I credit him for having at least one piece of good information. That seems a little better than saying that the Queen of England is involved in the drug traffic, which is another one of his favourite... BM That's the way the media present him. I've read his literature and he doesn't say that. He says that those old banking networks allow this laundering of dope money to happen through their banks and don't take action which he claims he would do. FZ Well, what he's done, he's taken some things which actually are facts and said them in a way that makes them sound ridiculous. Because of the banking laws in England it is possible that especially British banking concerns and British off-shore banking concerns have been deeply involved in money laundering. In fact, some of their branches set up in Miami are involved in it. We're just now beginning to see how this stuff works, but the other thing that ought to be said is that these people who make the billions from cocaine also finance right-wing governments. You know why? Because as long as the right-wing governments are in operation, their drugs are going to be illegal and as long as they're illegal, they're going to make more profits. It is so twisted. BM Like the pornography racket. FZ That's right. BM But what if LaRouche is taking on this issue? He's the only politician who's doing that. That's commendable, isn't it? FZ No. I wouldn't say that Lyndon LaRouche is commendable by any stretch of the imagination. I believe, although he hasn't been convicted yet, that the whole business with the credit cards and the rest of that scam, that's not commendable. That's the end justifies the means. That's not commendable. BM Right. But what if certain people have a control over the media and can distort the public's perception of LaRouche, and that there are even people infiltrating his organization to do the credit fraud because he's the only one taking on this most present, pressing problem that you predicted or that you see coming? FZ I don't think that he's really taking it on. I don't see him taking it on. I see him stating some facts that any trend spotter could state if you saw it. The way I arrived at it was: I just start with the premise - follow the money. You know, the old Iran-Contra "follow the money". (Both laughing) Now, if somebody's got money, what do you do with it? Answer number one: you go for power. Now, where do you get the power? Power comes from might. The might is either going to be in large armaments or in large armies. Now, where's a man, with a buck in his hand to spend who wanted power, going to get an army? The answer is simple: any slum. And then, just by chance, last night I talked with this guy who had been in Brazil and he said that's what they're doing down there. O.K., why? Now, Lyndon LaRouche may see this same trend. I don't see Lyndon LaRouche out there fighting it. I see Lyndon LaRouche doing a credit card scam. That's what I see. If I had other information, I would see something else. I don't. BM But you're relying... FZ I've seen LaRouche on television. I've seen him being interviewed and he does not come across to me as a guy that I would trust at all. I don't buy Lyndon LaRouche. BM This is an example of a political concern of yours that you wrestle with daily that we talked about at the beginning of the interview. How much do you want to take on to deal with this trend? Do you have any personal strategies for stopping that or do you think that the force is so large there is little you could do? FZ The only way that I can see to reduce the influence of something that would behave like a government, cross international boundaries but not be a government in the sense that people elected it, the only way that you can reduce the influence of that creeping mess is to legalize the substances and cut their economic base. Now, let's talk about the drug problem. Drugs do not become a problem until the person who uses the drugs does something to you, or does something that would affect your life that you don't want to have happen to you, like an airline pilot who crashes because he was full of drugs. That's a drug problem. I believe that people have the right to commit suicide. You can stick a gun in your mouth. You can stick a needle in your arm. You can do whatever you want, but you own your own body. I think you do. Drugs become a problem when the person who uses them turns into an asshole, and they also become a problem when the person who manufactures and distributes them turns into a politician. That's the drug problem. Now, you want to fight the drug problem. You have to be realistic about what the problem is. The substance itself is not immoral. Without cocaine you're going to have a hell of a time at the dentist's office. You can't say, "We have to burn ever coca plant". Otherwise, no more Novocaine, buddy. BM The dental hygiene dilemma FZ Yeah. So there are things that you have to consider. There are the fine, little points. The problem is that the public gets saturated with the rhetoric about "just say no to drugs, there's a drug problem", and this and that and it puts it into a context where it becomes a moral menace. It's not a moral problem. It is an economic problem. It is a social problem. It is a mental health problem. And it can be a matter of physical danger to you when you have people who have life-and-death control over other people, who are users and they can endanger the life, like a physician, who might use drugs, who might give you the wrong kind of an operation. Or different ways the person who uses the chemical can fuck up your life. That's what you've got to look out for, but the substance itself is neither here nor there, and the person has as much right to drink a beer as he does to use the substance. The only difference is we have prohibition now of these certain substances. If you'll let your mind drift back to the time there was prohibition against alcohol, think of what happened. Remember: those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Without Carry Nations, every Italian in the Mafia would be out of business right now. It was Carry Nations who put them into business. Because there was the law of supply and demand. People wanted to drink beer. They wanted to drink gin and a few guys say, "Hey, I don't care, I'm going to supply the demand", and they became billionaires. And they eventually found out and people got killed for years all during Prohibition. The machine gun was busy. People were dying because they wanted a beer, and the government literally could not enforce the prohibition on alcohol. And in the time that they had this moral law to keep people from drinking alcohol, they managed to create the empire of organized crime. And the same thing is happening with cocaine. A guy in the jungle with a swami shirt on some place is going to wind up ruling half the world because somebody decided that cocaine was a moral problem. Cocaine used to be an ingredient in Coca Cola. Was it a moral problem then? BM That's well-spoken, and that distinguishes the difference between you and LaRouche because he thinks the solution is to continue banning them. FZ It won't work. BM And that feeds the problem. Yes, you've made that clear. I'd like to go into the satire you do. You emphasize and you're known for, a polyrhythmic approach to composing. I read a recent interview where you talked about working with harmonic, melodic and rhythmic elements [11], but in earlier interviews I've noticed you emphasizing the mutirhythms, the polyrhythms. Do you see that society is hypnotized by a beat, by a rhythm, by a hypnosis that you feel that you can shake up with your polyrhythms? FZ It's real simple but real complicated at the same time. There are certain basic natural rhythms. How often does the moon become full? Once a month, O.K. That's a rhythm. When does the tide come in? When does it go out? That's a rhythm. What is your heartbeat rate? That's a rhythm. Call those natural rhythms. You don't think about them but they're there. There is also an average tempo at which people conduct their lives. That is a rhythm. If that average didn't exist, then people wouldn't know whether or not they were going fast or going slow because those are terms which are used to compare to an average. "I'm having a slow day". That means that you're behaving less than your imaginary average rhythm. "I'm really getting a lot done today". You're going faster than your imaginary average. Now, music, the way in which it connects with human behaviour, takes into account the implications of these universal natural rhythms. Certain types of music reinforce them. Disco music, for example, is banging you over the head and reinforcing your factory rhythm. Anything that deviates from that reinforcement of your factory rhythm could be perceived as rhythmically dissonant. So, if you understand the whole idea of dissonance, dissonance when resolved is like having an itch and getting to scratch it. Dissonance when it's unresolved is like having a headache for life. So, the most interesting music as far as I'm concerned is music in which dissonance is created, sustained for the proper amount of time, and resolved and got your scratch and next case. So, the concept of dissonance in my work works on a lot of different levels. You can have rhythmic dissonance. Any rhythm which goes against the grain of a natural rhythm is going to be disturbing for the period at which the dissonance exists. But once you get back to that downbeat, you can then look back and say, "Hey, that was quite fascinating what happened there. I didn't know that you could squeeze all those beats into that one factory cycle". O.K. Same thing with harmony. Certain chords, when you hear them, it's like, "Ah, we're now relaxed because all the harmonics have lined up from here to there and it's all complete, and it's like a nice big C major chord". Like the drone that they give you in the New Age music that just makes your brain sit still. That's the reason it makes your brain sit still. It's like, it's all there, there's nothing else to do. It's done. Now, how long can you listen to that. A long time if you're closely related to a jellyfish. But if you, in that harmonic environment, include some irritating notes, notes which are not part of the harmonic structure, so long as the note then moves to one of the partials in that static chord - like certain notes want to move upward, some want to move downward, some can actually live in there at a lower volume and just be like a pollutant in the chord, giving texture to the chord. All that stuff is part of the skill of writing music. But unless you understand why you're doing it, and how long it lasts is very important too because it's only interesting for a certain period of time, then after that it's obnoxious. That's what I do when I put stuff together. Same thing with words. You have to understand the overall concepts of natural rhythms, things which exist that people take for granted, and the idea that one can create an artificial irritation for a certain period of time to give a pleasurable sensation when it stops. It's like the kid banging himself with the hammer: "Why are you doing that" "Because it feels good when I stop". And in medicine it's like people who want to be young again, they go in and get their face sand-blasted. That probably doesn't feel very good, but when it's all over, they look like Mick Jagger. BM I remember an interview you did for a television station in Toronto, the one where you, disguised as a journalist, asked Frank Zappa, "What do you really want to know?" And Frank Zappa answered, "What time is it?" [12] Now, that is what you've just explained - the importance of timing, and time, and the model of the audience you're targeting, and what you're trying to create. So, that is what you want to know - what time it is. FZ I think that's what everybody wants to know if you get right down to it. BM You mean on the personal level? "meet their Maker"? If they're going to FZ No, I don't think people really give a shit about that unless they're completely bamboozled by religious superstition - to live your life in planning for this good time you're going to have in the sky. There are certain religions which emphasize that more than others. I believe the Mormons have this proposition where if you're a good Mormon man, your reward is you get to have your own planet and it will be populated with women who will do whatever you want them to do. Now, that's a strong incentive for a certain weak-minded man to join that religion. BM That must be Top Secret. I haven't hear that one. FZ You haven't heard that one? Well, there's a lot of good Mormon stuff. Did you know that caffeine is one of the big no-no's? BM Really? FZ You didn't know that? "Don't drink coffee". You can't drink Coca Cola or any of that kind of stuff. That was written in the Book until they bought into Coca Cola. And suddenly this one particular form of caffeine was O.K. and now Mormons get high on Coca Cola. That's their big thrill. BM What did you mean by "time" when you said everybody wants to know what time it is? What's the context of that statement? FZ This goes back to what I was just telling about the natural rhythms. BM You mean that's health, you're talking health. FZ Yeah, in a twisted way, sure it is health. BM O.K., then say it your way FZ No, I'm trying to see it that way. BM Like being comfortable. FZ You're comfortable when you are in phase with all of the rhythms. If you spend too much time moving too slow, you are out of phase with your factory rate, your factory set rhythm. You spend too much time moving too fast, you're out of phase with your factory rate. You have to spend a certain amount of time at rate. BM That's the consensus of the community, I guess, or the environment you're working in. FZ And also based on your own personal metabolism. BM You don't mean the factory you're working for? FZ No, factory rate is like a product that's set at the factory. They turn a little screw and then they put some stuff over it so they can't touch the screw anymore.. That's the factory set rate, the calibration. BM You're talking biology. FZ Your biological clock. Your personal clock as indicated by your personal chemistry as opposed to the phases of the moon, all the rest of the cycles that are going on. That's your rate. Your biology versus the cosmology. You've become accustomed to that rate. You perform at a higher rate, at Olympic level, or at a lower rate, quaalude level. BM Homeless level. FZ Right, whatever it is. uncomfortable. If you're not at rate, you're BM And that would cause disease FZ Rate is time. "What time is it?" BM But then you see how that relates to health because if you're comfortable and you're satisfying your different rate needs, you probably will be a more energetic, healthy person. FZ I don't know whether you're going to be more energetic, but people talk a lot about stress. That's a big media thing. Stress is the difference between your calibrated rate and another rate at which you are forced to perform. BM "One size fits all" and that causes stress. FZ I don't think so. BM Well, if you impose... FZ "One size fits all" means that the Universe is the one size. It fits all. BM Oh, I see. It's not imposed. It adapts to everything. FZ "Impose" is the wrong word. It exists and you can consider the Universe an imposition if you're truly arrogant, or you can just deal with it the way it is. Here, it's a universe of rates. You have molecular rates. You have large-scale rates. You have the expansion of the Universe rate. You have the rate of atomic decay. You have the rate of aging. You have all these rates. So, it's a world of rates, and rates are time. Just so you really understand it, the rate is the difference between when it starts and when it ends. That's the rate. These are cycles. A cycle is the way it goes up, the way it goes down. That's one cycle. You know, it's pretty consistent the way I look at stuff. But I seldom do interviews with people where they ask me about any of these kind of things. They usually want to know, "Well what about that Tipper Gore?" BM Yeah, I haven't heard you explain the Big Note before. So it's coming out now because it's been evoked. FZ Well... "evoked" (laughs) BM Would you prefer to talk about these things more often? FZ No, I don't think you need to say them all the time. I think you need to say them once and then just have it out there, and then on to the next case. I don't think that it's something that anybody has to dwell on. I take these things as facts. I live my life using these facts as the guidepost to do my stuff. Somebody might hear me talking about the rates and think it was the weirdest, dumbest thing they ever heard in their life. I don't think that they are correct. I think that if they thought about it for while, they would see that there is some useful information in what I"ve just told you, but I've known this stuff for a long time and that's the way I do my work. That's just the way it works. I don't see how you can ignore the rates. You can't ignore time like that. Oh, the other thing that you have to realize is time doesn't start here and end over there. Everything happens all the time. BM Is that a fact? FZ That is a fact. BM All times, all cultures? FZ All time. Everything is happening all the time. BM Our futures are happening now? FZ And already happened before. Everything's happening all the time. The reason I can say that is time depends on the point from which you're looking at it. It only appears that things are transpiring because we are here. If we were someplace else, they would not have transpired yet. If you could move your point of reference to the event taking place, you could change the way in which you perceive the event. So, if you could constantly change your location, you could live the idea that everything is happening all the time. BM People don't see themselves doing that. FZ That's too bad. But they could. I think that one day somebody's going to say, "Yeah, that's right." Now, if we take that as the basic premise, then time travel is no problem. BM Is that "discorporate"? Is that what you meant on WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY? FZ No, "discorporate" is talking about not being part of the corporation. "Discorporate" normally means to leave your body, but in the sense of that song, remember it says "Unbind your mind, escape from the weight of your corporate logo". BM But that's leaving your body, your corporate body... FZ Your corpse. BM Yeah, your corpse. But now you're talking about moving through time. I've heard mystics talk about what you just said. You're saying that's a possibility. How could you demonstrate that? FZ You could demonstrate it if you were a really good mathematician, I'm sure, which I'm not. That is something that I just take on intuition. It seems to me that it is a fact, and I will behave accordingly that everything is happening all the time. And the only way that I could attempt to aim somebody in the direction to prove it is: when an event is taking place, it has a lot to do with the position of the observer, and so if the event as a fact of reality is to be discussed or dealt with, you must always remember that the perception of the event is a byproduct of the position from which the event was viewed, the position in time and space. If you could modify your position in time and space, then the event becomes something else. It becomes a future event, or it becomes a past event, depending on where you are. These are all relative descriptive factors which have nothing to do with the actual event. That's only words used to describe the event. So, if we can just hop out of the bullshit for a minute and imagine ourselves located someplace else observing the event, the mystic procedure of telling the future, and the rest of that stuff, looks a little bit easier just because a person was able to relocate their consciousness and perceive it from a different angle. BM During our break, you mentioned something about George Bush's campaign? FZ The thing about Bush is, if in fact he has won the election, then why is he still campaigning. And, if in fact he has won the election, then wasn't there a payment of forty-six million dollars that was either made to him, or split between him and Dukakis, which is part of that fund where everybody checks off a dollar on their income tax all this campaign money. If he's won the election, then why is he still spending that money? Shouldn't he give it back? I think that if he insists on spending that money, then he's committing some kind of a fraud. BM Did you see the movie called Cover Up? FZ Yeah, I saw it. BM Barbara Honeeger is interviewed in it, but she was on a local L.A. radio station and she mentioned some forty million dollars. She also had on this former CIA man who phoned in and revealed a lot of Bush's skeletons. Did you hear that? FZ No. BM They talked about some forty million dollars. talking about that? Are you FZ No, this is not secret money. This is from the government. This is the straight-ahead matching funds that the government handed over to both candidates just a little while ago, and the number I recall was forty-six million. And I don't know whether it was forty-six for both, split down the middle, or whether it was forty-six to Bush. But whatever it is, if he's already won, then he shouldn't go out and throw his granddaughter up in the air like we see him doing in the commercials. You know, get off the campaign trail, get out of the flag factory. BM But the election hasn't happened. He hasn't won yet. FZ That's right. So, let us bear that in mind. BM You mean the polls, the "pollstergeists". FZ Yeah, the "pollstergeists". That's right. BM But there are so many people who would express that view. They're quite fed up with the polls. There's a massive sense of frustration. FZ The people who are fed up with the polls are the people who are already smart enough to see through the bullshit to begin with. The people who are bamboozled by the polls are the ones that are most likely to vote for Bush. It's the whole idea that Americans think a winner is so terrific, and if you put the little winner's crown on one guy before the election, the day after the election, you want to make sure you voted for the guy who won. Because when you talk to your buddies when they slap each other on the back drinking Miller Lite in the bar after the election, you want to have been on the team. And that's part of the peer pressure to move the votes around. BM But there always seems to be candidates for that level of humanity. Do you expect your criticism could wake one of them up? FZ The criticism won't, but in order to motivate the people who are already susceptible to that sort of bamboozlement, you have to provide them with data through another way. You have to either do it through a metaphor or you really have to draw them a picture. They have to be persuaded. They can't work on the logical level. You can't just say, "Look, here are facts". Because those people have gone beyond the medium of fact retention or fact processing. They're "feelies". Everything that motivates them must be wearing warm and fuzzy clothing. They want to have that warm, fuzzy sensation that whatever it is that you're selling to them makes them even warmer and fuzzier. But it can be done. In order to do it, you need to have access to media so that the message can be presented properly. The problem is that the whole myth of the liberal media bias is preposterous because nobody who owns a broadcast license, or a newspaper, is a Democrat. They're all screaming on the right. And the flap about liberal media bias was manufactured by the right wing. The right wing goes to some of their friends in another part of the right wing and says, "You attack my network. You say that CBS is too liberal, and that gives us the license to behave moreconservatively in order to appear to be fair". Thereby pushing any liberal idea completely out of their broadcast, and doing it in a way that's saying, "We're doing this to provide balance". Perfect fakeout. Because that's exactly what the people always wanted to do to begin with. The demise of the Red Lion Decision guaranteeing equal time for opposing points of view in a political situation - they got rid of that last year, or the year before. Most people don't even know that regulation doesn't exist anymore. It is no longer required of a broadcaster to give equal time to the opposition. And so the removal of that regulation, combined with the desire to have only one point of view presented to the American public, has given them this great opportunity in this election. BM Of course, it is important that you say this, but how much do you wrestle with the stupidity of those who do not respond to these facts? FZ I make a distinction between ignorance, stupidity and idiocy. And fortunately we have an abundance of all three in the United States. BM 'Unfortunately"? FZ Both. BM "Fortunately and unfortunately". FZ That's right, because if you can understand all three specimens, you can communicate with them. You talk to a dog a different way than you talk to a cat, which is a different way than you talk to a goldfish. You have to understand that they do exist, and if you have to communicate with people who are in any one of those levels, or not in those levels, you have to find the language that gets the point across. The difficulty is not inventing the language, the difficulty is finding the medium by which to disseminate the language because a person such as myself does not have access to media. You can't. I tried to get a television show. You saw what happened. There's no way in the world they were going to let me on the air. And I believe, based on a conversation that I had with Michael King, the guy who runs KingWorld, here's how these guys think: For those of you who don't know, KingWorld is a syndicator that does Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy!, and Oprah Winfrey. They make an enormous amount of money. Basically, this man earns his living by providing an alternative to the news because the shows that he puts on the air are things that people watch when they don't want to watch the news. So he's made hundreds of millions of dollars by giving people an alternative to the news. We had a conversation in a restaurant about six months ago. He really didn't like Jesse Jackson, and I don't like Jesse Jackson either, but I said, "Jesse is such a huckster he ought to have his own television show. Give Jesse a talk show". And for a minute the cash register went off in this guy's mind, you know, Jesse Jackson with a talk show. Then he immediately said, "No way, I won't give the man a forum". And as much as they like money, and as much as he knew that if Jesse Jackson had a T.V. talk show he would have high rating, this guy wouldn't put Jesse on the air because he didn't want to give him a forum. And I have a feeling that that same conversation was repeated in certain ways when the topic of my talk show was brought up at networks. So, the problem is not how to say it, it's how you get what you're going to say into the ear of the person who needs to hear it. That's the trick. BM Did you want to categorize the three levels? FZ Oh, what makes the difference? Well, "ignorance" means you simply were never provided with the information. So a person could be smart and ignorant at the same time. He could be smart in every other aspect of his life, but ignorant of certain types of information. "Stupid" means you have the information but because of some... BM Perceptual deficiency? FZ Yeah, because of some personal inefficiency, you decide to perform an act which contravenes what you know. You do a stupid thing. Like, you know that you spent all the money in your budget, but still you had to buy that purse. Then that's stupid. You get away with it for a while, but it's stupid. "Idiot" I would think more in a medical sense. The person is capable of performing acts which could harm other individual because he is chemically stupid. There's something in the guy's brain. It's a mental health situation, whatever it is, but you don't want the guy flying your plane for you, or driving your bus, or writing your law. Now, we have all these. Then we have the people who are marginally rational. They pride themselves on having a certain amount of logic, and they have a certain size data base, they have a certain function to perform in society, but they won't go all the way. They won't believe in the facts to the point where they can carry it through to a truly logical conclusion. That means, at the critical point, they're going to opt for the easy way out. They can see what the real answer is, but they won't go for it because they just can't be bothered. BM Yeah. Now, that's a different kind of inefficiency. FZ Yeah. But see... BM That's a laziness or something. FZ Yeah, that's right. And that's more of a tragedy because those people know what's right. They have the mental equipment and they have the data base to do the right thing, and they don't. BM Have you thought about what the causes of that holding back are? FZ It's a combination of institutionalized fear which is one of the major subtexts of American society right now. You feed people "Wooh, we're gonna worry about this" and it's a lot of worry that is sold to you as a subtext in all of your advertisements and... BM Stress. FZ Stress and dread. There are people that have had their stress level artificially raised by advertising. And, at the point that happens, a certain piece of machinery in the logical part of the brain shuts down, and they've been tricked into believing that they are a creature other than what they are. They become the targeted audience of the advertiser. They've mutated into that, and all they would have to do is turn that part of the brain back on and they'd be free of that. They'd say, "Come on, what is this?" BM It's hard to explain why they get susceptible to that. FZ You have to break down the sub-categories of the dread. I wish there was a way to graph this out, but advertising is very powerful, and in order for advertising to work, it works on a non-logical, subconscious, psychological level. And to induce people to buy things they don't need for reasons which are not there, they have to trick you. And they trick you with colours, they trick you with modifying the cutting rate of the commercial which then modifies the way in which you ingest the data. They do tricks, and part of what's involved in the data that they are tricking you into consuming is this built-in dread factor: "You can fail. Someone will laugh at you. You are impotent. You will be poor. You will die!" Various flavours of dread, they're lurking in there in different combinations, and, of course, after they've shown you the dread, they show you the light at the end of the tunnel: "Our product will allow you not to die. You will not have pain. These little yellow pills, this really works. Our car goes fast and it's red. You'll get a blowjob if you drive this!" That's all built in there, O.K. So, people have been conditioned to consuming the dread factor. They don't know they're getting the dread, but it's in there. And then the answer to their problems - a product. So, they're trading dollars to avoid the dread, and the dollars will be aimed in the direction of the product that solves this imaginary problem. Now, how many people do you know can look at a television commercial and analyse what is really going on there. Most people don't even bother to watch the spots. It's tricking them without their even knowing it. BM Did you learn a lot about that when you were in advertising in your early twenties? FZ No. BM Did you know that before, or did you figure it out with what you went through? FZ The first clues that I had to this were from a book called "The Hidden Persuaders" by Vance Packard which I read a long, long time ago. BM That was in high school because it came out in the Fifties, I think? But you read it when you were quite young? FZ Yeah. seven. BM I was in high school in the Fifties. I'm forty So, Packard turned you on to some of that stuff. FZ Yeah, but not what I"m telling you right now because the advertising was mutated into something different in the Eighties than it was in the Fifties, the whole technique. BM Because many societal changes have happened. a different context, right? So, there's FZ It's not just the context. It's the style. Well, the flavour of the dread has changed. The types of things that people are afraid of have changed to some degree. Certain basics remain. Death is a constant. Impotence is a constant. Poverty is a constant. But at certain times in American history, certain things become more important than others With the growth of the Yuppie culture, the fear of impoverishment and people laughing at you is probably more dreadful than death or impotence. So, that particular type of dread would be stressed more in a 1980's commercial than it would in another era. BM Would you say that the Yuppie culture was a natural product of the Hippie culture? FZ I don't know whether it's natural, but I can see that there's a logical continuum because the Hippie culture was not anything divine to begin with. Most of the people who joined that were just chumps looking for a good time just like the people who become Yuppies. The reason they join any kind of a movement, or a culture, is because they're looking for a home, they want to belong to something. Now, a lot of the people who became Hippies, maybe they knew that they didn't look good in Paisley and long hair, with joints dangling out of their mouth. Maybe they knew that was stupid, but they did it anyway because that was the only way they were going to get a blowjob that season. Now the Yuppies have gone beyond that. They have to have a Rolex, they have to have a Porsche, but they don't even care about the blowjob anymore because it's just about the dollars. Now, that's a mutation. BM A "United Mutation"? The collective consensus? I'm reminded of the saying, "Advertising creates the disease and then offers the cure". FZ Well, that's just like the way sell you pornography legislation. BM And the drug thing. So, this is an elaboration what you mean to say, "The Emperor isn't wearing any clothes". FZ That's right. BM These subconscious factors wouldn't work if one knew that the Emperor was wearing no clothes. FZ Here's a way to make it obvious. It's just like the PMRC talking about explicit lyrics and harming children. If a kid doesn't know what a blowjob is, you can talk about blowjobs for weeks and he isn't going to be affected in any way about that. Unless he knows what you're talking about, how's the lyric going to register? It's the same way if you're using the word "parsec" too many times in a sentence. Unless the person knows what it refers to, where's the harm? What good is the data? BM Don't they feel that the kids know too soon, now? FZ When is "too soon"? There's a certain mentality that presumes that sex must be something truly horrible, and that we must be protected from it at all costs, especially our tender, precious, young children. And there is a difference between knowing about sex, knowing how it functions and having, let's say, in the case of child pornography, an adult abusing a child. That is a violent crime. It has more to do with violence than it has to do with sex. BM Sex is a means of controlling people, but it also is a very important thing, and a lot of emotions come out of sex. FZ The way a right wing administration would view sex is: "Sex isa cheap thrill. Now, we can't have these people having too many thrills because usually after they have sex, they're happy. Unless they're really doing it wrong, they had a good time. Now, that relieves the dread". If you just had good sex, you're not going to sit around there and think about that dread they tried to instill in you. That's one of the antidotes to the dread factor. So, the less sex, the more dread, the more dread, the more sales, the more sales, the more GNP. Then you have what they call this "prosperity which we must continue for another administration". The other thing that happens, when you deny people sex, is they have a force inside their body that wants to be expressed, it wants to come out. You're either going to do it through sex or you're going to do it through murder. You're going to find some way to get that out of you. Now, these right-wing guys would prefer you had a nation of potential murderers because that makes for a great army. Whereas you don't want a nation of people who do good sex because what have you got then? They're having a good time. You can't sell them that Wacky Wallwalker if they're in a good mood. BM But what about sexual hygiene? In other words, you could have good sex with one partner, but people get confused. They think that they want to have sex with more than one person. They get more greedy, then the hygenic problem comes in. FZ Come on, that's a matter of sex education. Someone ought to tell you to wash you're private parts every once in a while. BM Yeah, but people are stupid. FZ We, the American people are not physically incapable of being taught how to wash their private parts, or why. I think we have the ability to process this particular piece of information. So, the hygiene question - I don't know, people are not that stupid. BM But you know people are stupid on many levels, and the people who are protective babysitters in religion and government, so to speak, they take advantage of the stupidity to control, but people are generally inconsiderate. So, there would be this chaotic transition period, which is maybe what we're in now, where people are not following the leader's positions, or there's a mood of autonomy, and yet they create a lot of mistakes from it and bad side-effects because they don't know how to be intelligent. FZ That's a big problem - where people don't know how to be intelligent. One of the reasons that they don't know is because it's never been fashionable to be intelligent, especially in the United States. This country has an antiintellectual history that goes back to the first bundling board. You know, thinking is bad for you. AS a matter of fact, you can trace it back to the beginning of Christian doctrine. The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? O.K., it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that". Let's get one thing straight. Besides the Universe being just a matter of rates, and I don't want to get back into that, but the behaviour of molecules is a matter of rates. And molecules, translated into the real world where we can deal with it on a regular basis, move into the realm of chemistry, and so it is with intelligence. I think it has a lot to do with chemical processes that take place in your brain. I think you can make people artificially stupid. Quaaludes is a good example. It's a chemical way of producing stupid behaviour, and conversely, there must be a way chemically to make people perform better. I don't know what it is. But if there are chemical substances which people will willingly ingest to produce stupid behaviour, one day somebody will come up with something that will make it possible for you to think better. I'm not talking about LSD, but some other way that'll just allow you to improve your processing capabilities. Just like when we were talking about the difference between the original Apple computer, where you have to wait ten minutes for the thing to go clonk, clonk and see a few words on the screen, and stuff that is available on the marketplace now that is a thousand times faster. It's doing the same job. It's just doing it in a more efficient way. So, when Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, if you go for all these fairy tales, that "evil" woman convinced the man to eat the apple, but the apple came from the Tree of Knowledge. And the punishment that was then handed down, the woman gets to bleed and the guy's got to go to work, is the result of a man desiring, because his woman suggested that it would be a good idea, that he get all the knowledge that was supposedly the property and domain of God. So, that right away sets up Christianity as an anti-intellectual religion. You never want to be that smart. If you're a woman, it's going to be running down your leg, and if you're a guy, you're going to be in the salt mines for the rest of your life. So, just be a dumb fuck and you'll all go to heaven. That's the subtext of Christianity. BM Earlier, just before you were talking about the Tree of Knowledge, you were speaking about having some chemical means of making people smarter. I think of the... FZ Maybe e. an apple. BM Yeah, the Apple computer. The text of the booklet in UNCLE MEAT, back in '69, was about taking Ruben and the Jets and the "vocal drone mechanism", and using sounds that made vegetables grow better, and animals. Were you getting metaphorically at what you were just talking about - your vision of seeing that we could be optimistic because someday they're going to make people better, maybe with sound? FZ Why not with sound? Because the largest organ in the human body, correct me if I'm wrong, is your skin, and your eardrum is only part of your skin, folks. So, that may be the most sensitive part of the skin. But I believe the whole skin responds to sound, and different parts of the skin over different parts of the body have different resonant frequencies. In other words, frequencies that strike them better. Because of the size of the eardrum, it has a centre frequency susceptibility at around 2K. That's why telephones sound like telephones. Your ear is most sensitive around 2 kilohertz. It can hear other things, but that's the real sensitive range. So, maybe other larger patches of skin resonate with other different frequencies. There's been research done that showed that certain frequencies of certain amplitudes produce physical effects. Ten cycles of a certain amplitude stops your heart. You can die from sound. You wouldn't even "hear" the ten cycles, in the traditional sense of the word, because your ear doesn't go down that low, but a couple of good boops and you're dead. And there are frequencies that will make you piss, and frequencies that will make you shit, and frequencies that will make you do all kinds of things. I don't think they've discerned the entire range of them, but there is a connection between human organism and the way moving air molecules affect that organism. So, we shouldn't be so short-sighted as to rule out the possibility that therapies for different kinds of conditions, as well as the ability to kill people, could all be induced by sound. And the clue to that might be the soothing effect that certain types of music have on certain individuals. And the trick is, what passes for nice music in one culture, is radically different than nice music in another culture. I doubt seriously that most Americans would find it soothing to listen to six hours of Chinese music, but I don't think that the Chinese would find it too soothing to listen to six hours of Barry Manilow, either. So, each culture has a different ideal of what constitutes good music. But the thing that is existing in music, that transcends the style, the orchestration, or the timbre of the music, is the pitches of the notes. So that may be the determining factor. BM Yeah, that's interesting. There is an idea that Marshall McLuhan tossed around - that music was speech slowed down. And he said that the reason cultures have different musical tastes is intimately connected to language. So, obviously the rhythms of Chinese music are connected to the way they speak, and that determines a large part of... FZ It's not the rhythm. The thing that sets the Chinese music apart, the rhythms of Chinese music are similar to the rhythms of the other musics, is the timbre of it. It's the texture of the thing. BM Oh, this is what you mean by "pitch". FZ No, timbre is the texture of a sound quality. In other words, is it being played by a snare drum? Is it being played by an oboe? Is it being played by a tuba? That's the timbre. The pitch is the vibrational frequency of the note being played no matter what instrument is playing it. That's pitch. Rhythm is the rate, the period, the distance between one note and another. That constitues the rhythm. And the harmony is - there's an implied or explicit harmonic domain in which all the action takes place. It's like the canvas on which everything happens. The same melody line, with a major chord supporting it, is a different story when a minor chord is supporting it. The message that comes through is different. So, that's how the things interact. Harmony tells you how to perceive the melody. That's the compass that shows you which way North is. The rhythm determines how fast the piece is going. So, you can determine whether or not the piece is above your factory rate. Or the rhythm determines the distance, the periodicity between one start time and another of each of the pitches in the melody line. That's how it's interacting. And the timbre is going to send your message about certain other qualities of the line. For example, the dumbest example of all time is: "Purple Haze" played on an accordion is a different story than "Purple Haze" on a fuzztone guitar. You play exactly the same notes, but there's two different messages. So, one of the main differences, culturally, from place to place, in the music, is in the timbre of the instruments which are playing the music. Chinese music, to use an extreme example, has certain types of flues, certain types of little, stringed instruments, and little, bowed instruments that have a certain nasal quality to them which would not be an admired texture in a Western society. But to the Chinese that is their music and it's perfect, and it's wonderful, and they think that's the way things ought to be. Whereas we in America think that Bruce Springsteen is the next best thing to Michael Jackson. BM When I said rhythm before I would include all those factors, but did you say earlier that pitch may be the key for making people intelligent through sound? FZ No, I'm not saying "making people intelligent". I'm saying if we allow ourselves to consider the possibility of audio being used as a tool for therapy, really what you are doing is using certain frequencies aimed at certain parts of the body in order to set up a resonance. In other words, you can knock down a bridge with the right resonance because you'll find a resonant frequency of the concrete that's holding it up, and it's going to crack. And the same thing could be true of a crystalline situation in the human body. If you want to crack it, you've got to find the resonant frequency of that crystal, and then it's gone. Like the right note could be a cure for gout where you have uric acid crystals located in the joint someplace. How are you going to get in there? The guy can't move his joint anymore because the crystals have kept his joint from moving. So, you find the right frequency, aim it at it, turn up the volume, and they're gone. BM I'm sure some people have explored this. Carolyn? Do you know, CD Yeah, that's Radionics. FZ Yeah? CD Yeah, there are different things. Medically, there are gallstone-shattering devices with ultrasound. FZ Oh yeah. CD But there are Radionics machines that measure the frequencies of all the organs. If the frequency is not normal, you can plug in the normal frequency and "kick" it. So that's being done. FZ Well, see? BM I remember, according to Miles, that you used to have on your basement studio door the words "Dr. Zurkon", back in 1970. [13] FZ It's possible, yeah. BM Because there I see you incorporating several roles. Your talking about healing that was brought out on the UNCLE MEAT album. You touched on it, and it doesn't show up too much in other records. But this relates to something you said at the end of the Rolling Stone interview in 1968. I think they asked you, "Anything more to say?", and you brought up this: If one is being tried, you should be tried by your peer group. [14] In other words, you addressed the legal world then, and you're addressing the medical world here. Do you see that you're using music in many roles other than just as a specialist of music? FZ Well, I think you're blowing it out of proportion. The fact is that I"m a guy who has an operating brain. I'm in the process constantly of bringing in data, and sorting it, and drawing conclusions. You do an interview with me, I deliver to you today's conclusions. If you happen to ask the right question about something that I"ve thought about, I'll give you what my up-to-the-minute take is on any given conclusion on any given topic at that point. To me, it's fun. It's not like I have a mission to go out and help the medical profession or the legal profession. I think about different things. And the reason why I would be triggered to think about the thing would be that I might see a news story, or somebody might say something , and it doesn't just go by me. I think about it. I think about my environment. So, I don't have any choice, that's just the way I am. I can't turn it off. So, if I come up with a conclusion, and somebody asks me a question about certain topics, then I'm going to give you my conclusion rather than text book knowledge. I didn't learn my shit from reading a book. I would have gone to college, I couldn't have done any better. BM Yeah. So, where I'm maybe a bit limited here is trying to project a certain strategy of the theatrical element. FZ Well, let me talk about that peer group business, because when you talk about what the Constitution provides, a trial by a jury of your peers, I would say that would be one of the most precious commodities that a person can obtain in the United States today. Because the people who are available to sit on a jury anymore are not peers of anyone. How do you get a fair trial, and especially if complicated technical matters, when your peers are not your peers? Who's Ivan Boesky's peers? What do they do? BM David Rockefeller. FZ Yeah. In theory, for him to get a fair trial, he would have had to have a jury of his peers. Where are they? And even more grotesque, where are Charles Manson's peers? BM Then it doesn't make sense, the idea of being tried by your peers. FZ On the one hand, if you want to stick to what the Constitution says and treat it with some respect, and at least go along with the idea of democracy, then you ought to live by the letter of the law. If you find out the law is no good, then you ought to change the goddamn thing, or live a lie. BM One of the problems in Canada is that the medical profession keeps the trial by their peers "in house". FZ But that happens everywhere though. It's very seldom that a guy who is in the medical profession in the United States really gets into a civil court because there's other ways to hush up his case through the AMA. And the AMA is certainly nothing to brag about. They got caught with th that little scam that they tried to pull against the chiropractors recently. Look, nobody's perfect. People have invented certain rules to attempt to give the illusion the world works. Some of the rules are good, some of them are not. The biggest problem that we have in American government today is when a problem is realized, and they are popping up every day. We're just beginning to see the start of this legacy of the Industrial Revolution which is the ruination of health and ecology on a global scale. That's the price you're going to pay for all the evil shit that happened at the beginning of the century. Now as the stuff comes up, instead of dealing with it in practical ways, there are attempts made to legislate the event away, legislate the problem. The trick about legislation is no matter how you write the law, you've got to enforce it. And I'll be kind, ninety percent of the laws that have been passed recently in the U.S. Congress are unenforceable. They're either unenforceable, from a practical standpoint, because it can't be done, or unenforceable because it might be done but nobody in his right mind would be willing to spend the money to actually make the enforcement possible. And the new drug bill is one of those things. You can't really enforce it. There's not enough police, there's not enough jails, there's not enough courts, there's not enough judges, juries, anything to implement what's written in that bill. And the same holds true of just about everything else that comes out of Congress. We would be better off in this country if we would spend four years, one whole administration, ridding ourselves of useless laws that don't work. BM And lawyers. That's where you get... FZ That's right. That's the problem. These laws exist to create work for lawyers. The contemporary society has gotten so complicated that you could be violating a law without even knowing it. That's the whole idea of JOE'S GARAGE - the criminalization of America. You are still responsible for your actions. You can still be called a criminal even if you didn't know that the law was there. So, who can know? There is no one person in the United States right now who will stand up and swear that he understands the U.S. tax code. It's too complicated, and if you take that on a state-by-state basis and think of the body of law that exists on the books in every state in the U.S., compounded by federal law, compounded by case law, then you are totally at the mercy of a legal system that could perhaps even have you killed for violating something you didn't even know existed. I believe there are still some states that have the death penalty for oral copulation - New Jersey, North Dakota. BM What are the "Nine Types of Industrial Pollution"? Because it seems these old institutions are running amuck with these old techniques, and they're out of control. They clash with different media, different institutions, and different professions. FZ The funny thing about that song title is that, at the time that it was put on UNCLE MEAT, there was no such thing as a concern over industrial pollution. It hadn't even been brought up as a topic. I put that on that song just as a joke after driving through New Jersey. BM So, there were not nine, you had not categorized... FZ Here I could see nine on that one trip. more. BM There may be The term was not in the regular media... FZ No. BM But one of the institutes involved in the C.I.A.'s MKULTRA mind-control program, and this was in '55, was called the Human Ecology Society. They were using the term "ecology", but it was "human" ecology - perhaps in a management sense, not as pollution. FZ Human engineering. BM Yeah. But I don't know if I got that clearly. Do you want peer group trial? Or are you pointing out that there are no peer groups possible? FZ I'm pointing out an idiosyncrasy of the law. You want it, make it work. If it won't work, then you're living a lie if you keep it on the books. And that's only one. BM It would be useful to respond to your demand and change, but there's an element in your suggestion of the absurdity of the situation, right? FZ Of course. You have to look at the situation and see what's really going on here. You have thwarted ideal, you have somebody designing an ideal situation. And through history you see that it doesn't work and then, instead of dealing with it because it doesn't work, you have people living a lie. And living a lie creates stress. BM And humour. Pointing it out creates laughter which helps relieve stress so... FZ Yeah, but it doesn't solve the problem. popping a pimple. It's like BM But this is like the human intelligence factor we were talking about. There's a catch-22 element here. You're pointing out the lie. Do you expect people to be able to apply the suggestion, or would you ask them to do it? FZ What I'm asking people to do is simply this: In your own way, in your own life, every day, you are confronted with a piece of data. Don't just eat it up. Just think about it for a minute. You have the right to process your own information based on the equipment that you were born with. That's your right. That's real freedom. You have the right to make up your own mind. Now, if you choose to numb yourself, and to be bamboozled, you have the right to be bamboozled. But in your state of bamboozlement, you do not have the right to be a liability, because of your selfimposed ignorance, on other people who might want to do things the right way. If you voluntarily choose to be a numbskull, for whatever reason you have chosen it, that's fine. You have the right to be stupid, but you don't have the right to harm other people as a result of your stupidity. And you don't have the right to legislated your stupidity into existence, to force it on other people who have a clearer view of what things are. BM Do you think that one man, a President with a wise cabinet, could implement some changes, or is the society so complex that that institution, within the checks and balances system, would not be able to implement change? FZ I think it's possible, sure. The reason that it's possible is nobody has more access to the media than the President. And most of the evils of society can, in fact, be cured through information. We have a society that has been disinformed and based on the disinformation has made irrational choices. And that's what I mean by "ignorance". People, who ordinarily might be smart, are deprived of the data by which to make a rational decision, don't have the data to do it. Nobody has got more control, or access to the media, than the White House Press Office. We've seen it. They've literally reshaped American history to their own ends. It truly is 1984: "Black is white, white is black, 2 and 2 is eleven", whatever they want to tell you. "George Bush is an ecology guy. Ronald Reagan is a great patriot. Nancy wants you to say no to drugs, and she likes to say yes to the extra clothes that come in" BM See the power of the information of the situation we're in? And your mini-manifesto, which we talked about at the beginning, begins with the work "Information". FZ That's right, you have to be suspicious of the information. That's why it says, "Information is not knowledge and knowledge is not wisdom". BM What is "Information" FZ Any data that comes in. Somebody presents you with something. Like, I walk up to you and say, "Two and two is eleven". That's some information. It's bad information, but it's information. O.K. Now, if somebody comes up to you and says "Two and two is eleven", and they have the Presidential Seal on their coat, and they got bunting waving in the background, and balloons go up, you might consider it for a minute. So, that's information. Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is the point at which you know something, O.K. Now, wisdom is the idea that you have a bank of facts. To behave wisely, you have to deploy those facts in some way. You can deploy them stupidly or you can deploy them wisely. So, information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. You can take all the sorted pieces of information which gives you a knowledge base. You can act in what you believe is a wise procedure, but that is not necessarily any ultimate truth. And just because something is an ultimate truth doesn't mean it's beautiful. And just because something is beautiful certainly doesn't mean you have to love it. Because there's lots of ugly stuff that you could love, too. I mean, I love my dog. Not a particularly attractive dog, but that's a wonderful dog. BM How did it continue after Beauty? the lines? What are the rest of FZ Oh, well, it's: "Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not wisdom, Wisdom is not truth, Truth is not beauty, Beauty is not love, and Love is not music. Music is THE BEST" BM If "Love is not music", what is "Love"? FZ It's chemical, merely chemical. BM And it can be... FZ BM Chocolate induced. And you have different rates of duration? FZ It can have different frequencies. There are many notes that you could call B flat. There are several of them on the piano. They're all called B flat, but they're all different rates. But they're still called B flat for some reason. Because they're multiples of the same rate. BM It seems that in your studies in music, in your experience as a musician, you've seen that as a model for many other parts of human activity. And it serves to see music as chemistry, and you can take the smattering of chemical knowledge you got in high school and you adapt it to the musical metaphor, to the Big Note metaphor. FZ Well, things work together. I see the Universe as an interrelated thing, not so much as one big enormously complicated thing, but one big simple motherfucker. It's rates. There it is. BM There was a quote in an obscure fashion magazine about 1970 where you said, "Waves come together, they cancel each other out, the there's no time". Something along those lines, if I recall correctly. [15] FZ I don't remember saying it, but I know what I'm talking about. Alright, there is such a thing as frequency cancellation. I don't think you can ever get it to be a hundred percent, but you can reduce the amplitude, how loud something is, by causing the waves to cancel each other out. That's one of the ways that they use to reduce the hum in air conditioning. By introducing a tone into the air conditioning duct, which counteracts the low frequency hum, the waves cancel each other out. Now, if waves are time and you cancel the wave, then what have you just done? BM We've covered a lot of things that I wanted to talk about. Now, here are some miscellaneous topics. I noticed in various interviews that the phrase "no comment" would come up. And in one of them, back in '76, in some rock magazine, you were asked about psychic phenomena, being psychic. You answered, "No comment". [16] Is there a reason why you would say "no comment"? FZ Yeah, because that's based usually on the person I'm talking to. BM You mean, you don't think there is information that you would give in response to that question? FZ Sometimes there are certain people who can't understand what you're saying. BM So, "no comment" means it's a reflection on the person you're dealing with. FZ Yeah. BM And I noticed in other interviews, this may be the same reason, when someone starts talking about '50's R&B, you'll say, "Now, you're moving into dangerous territory there". FZ One of the reasons for it is, most of the people who talk about '50's R&B don't have any recollection of it. If you're talking to somebody who wasn't alive during the Fifties, then all they know about '50's R&B is the Sha Na Na television show, or Happy Days. They don't know what it was so I would rather not discuss it with them. If I can talk to somebody in my own age bracket who knows what the thing is, then fine. But you can't really have a conversation about that style of music with anybody who doesn't comprehend it because of the damage that's been done by the commercialization of it. That's all. BM But when you say "dangerous territory" you're saying, "Buddy, you better know what you're talking about if we're going to explore it, because you will get..." FZ Well, I say that facetiously. anybody. BM I"m not threatening But it's "dangerous" because it's so little known today. FZ Yeah, there's just no comprehension of it. There are certain types of music that have been ruined by media exposure. For example, what do we really know about Mozart. They made a movie about him and there are so many Mozart records, but what is that? That ain't what Mozart was. Can we know? And by the same token, can we really understand the mentality that went into producing Doo-wop records unless you knew what that world was? I think we got maybe about a six-month turn-over for each musical interest-cycle now, at the this point in the Eighties. Whoever was the big hit six months ago - "O.K, next!" It's got nothing to do with the quality of what the person did, or what the music is about. It's not new so you don't want it. With that sort of mentality working in the marketplace, how can you address a musical marketplace with that mindset about something that has to be totally irrelevant to them. This is so many interest-cycles ago that why trouble them with descriptions of Doo-wop music. BM And that brings in the time factor for consumers in the sense that we live almost 200 years every twelve months in terms of trend turn-over, or possibilities for interestcycles. FZ Yeah, and I think they're becoming shorter. I've also talked about the End of the World being a question of whether it's going to be by fire, ice, paperwork, or nostalgia. And there's a good chance that it's going to be nostalgia because the distance between the event and the nostalgia for the even has gotten shorter and shorter and shorter with each nostalgia cycle. So, projecting into the future, you could get to a point where you would take a step and be so nostalgic for that point where you would take a step and be so nostalgic for that step you just took that you would literally freeze in your tracks to experience the nostalgize of the last step, or the last word, or your last whatever. The world just comes to a halt - remembering. BM That was McLuhan's point. He said that the electric environment creates such a turn-over of information retrieval and projection that whole societies would turn to "stone". Which I see as the reason why people are getting supposedly "conservative". They're just freezing in their "time zone", but there's an underlying paradox because they are also turning over these cycles faster. FZ That's perverting the concept of what conservatism is. True conservatism is the guy who wants smaller government and lower taxes, and that's me. And everything else that has been appliqued on to that term has more to do with religious fanaticism and Fascist politics, and stuff like that. "Conservative" is the wrong word. I don't think that Americans, in the way they think of themselves as being nice, kind, free, fair, good-natured, jolly little individuals, would willingly opt for Fascism, but they could easily be tricked into it. All you have to do is tell them that it's a candy apple, or whatever the lies are that are going on right now. Literally, they are being molded into something that is as potentially dangerous to the rest of the world as Nazi Germany was in the Thirties and Forties. But tricked into it by people who have just lulled them into this false sense of security, and they wave a little American flag over it and everybody just has this knee-jerk reaction that they've got to buy it. BM Well, it occurs to me, when you're talking about nostalgia cycles, that may be why people have the desire to end the election as soon as possible. They can't keep their interest on the two-year campaign like they used to. FZ I don't know whether anybody truly wants to be interested in a campaign for two years, and I think that's one of the reasons why they run them for two years. Because they want to numb the electorate. They want to keep the voter turn-out low. If you keep the voter turn-out low, then you realize that the only people who have managed to stay interested long enough have to be weird. The average guy, who just wants to exercise his democratic right to vote, he's so turned off by the whole thing. He's seen these guys over and over, he's heard the lies, he's looked at it and just gone "Yuck!" And now it's not a privilege to vote. It's a horrible obligation and they don't even want to know about it. And especially when you tell them that the election's already over, then why should they bother? Why should they leave their job or go, especially on the East Coast when it's cold, to someplace in November to pull a handle or poke a hole in a piece of paper? Who cares? The election's over. They want you to believe that. BM Isn't this a major age? And if humanists concerned, they'd say, environment" as one of their problems. disservice caused by the television or conservatives were really "We've got to turn off this electric the means to attempting to solve all FZ You can't. You have to use it. You can't just turn it off. I think that the electric environment could be one of the greatest boons to mankind if it were run by people who had mankind's interest at heart, but there's not an ounce of that. There's no benevolence in the network I guarantee you. BM I'm reminded of a quote you made back in the late Sixties: "If you really want to change society, infiltrate the military" [17]. Do you want to elaborate on that? Is that obvious? Do you think anybody would do that? FZ I don't think that any of the people who have let's say, humanistic concerns ever took me up on that one. Because the military is something that is never going to be dismantled as long as people are in their current state of evolutionary development. They still believe in the need for war. And i believe that it is impossible to do away with the military, from a practical standpoint, just because there are people on this planet, who are less sophisticated than ourselves, who would be more than happy to do harm to us. So, you have to be able to protect yourself against it. However, to do a good job, you should do it efficiently. You should know what you're doing. Cut the bullshit and go do it, you know? I like to see people who are not bullshit people in positions where they make decisions. People who have more of a long-range view. you need people in every profession, and the military is a profession, who have a long-range view. What is today's little action going to mean twenty-five years down the road? And why are we doing it? Is Grenada really necessary? Is Central America really necessary? Is Angola really necessary? What are we really doing? That's what I mean by telling people to go into the military. Because it is not my field of expertise, but I'm convinced that the law of averages would indicate that somewhere out there, there's somebody, who has an aptitude for military thinking, who's also a long-range thinker and who might care more about people than about rhetoric and politics. The military should be an organization which performs a service for the rest of the society just like a police force. AS long as you need it, it should be reminded that it is working for the rest of the citizenry. These are people who have been given a license to carry a gun and kill people with it, and they should not use that against the citizens which gave them the license. They should always act in the interest of the citizens that gave them permission to behave in the militaristic way. BM So, you're saying that in the late Sixties you made that proposal and nobody responded to it, or said, "I'm going to do it, Frank." FZ Well, they never called me up and said, "Good idea, Frank! I'm going in now. Thanks for suggesting it". None of that kind of feedback. But I'll tell you one of the other things that I suggested, and it's been twisted and really turned around, and it turned out to be really true even though it was twisted and turned around. I also suggested we could make the world better by going into media, which is exactly the reason why Falwell and Robertson have these colleges to train people to go into media. They're going to use the same thing to put their clones in place to keep the lid on stuff, and they're out there. There was a guy who graduated from Robertson's University who was working at Fox Television Network on the Joan Rivers Show. They're out there, they're already in place. These are like moles. You don't know that they came from that brainwash camp, but if you're talking about a Christian Lord, you're talking about doing the work of an imaginary deity that wants to keep people stupid. That's the job. So, these are people who ultimately, when they are in place, will keep "content" from managing to get into the airwaves. BM In the Sixties, you know that you could use the media and inspire people, or have them do it, but the odds were against it. I see that you're saying now in the Eighties, "Look, the people who don't have your interests in mind have done what I urged many years ago". And you replay that by saying, "Get out and vote." That's the first level. How could you begin to implement what you see as intelligent people into influential positions? FZ I wouldn't. I think that if a person is truly intelligent, then they're going to find their own way, and they don't need me to tell them what to do. BM Then why do you make such statements? people? Just to remind FZ I hope that there are some people, who are just teetering on the brink of being consciously intelligent, who will opt for it, rather than opt for the quaalude life. If you've got the chemical machinery in your body, which is a functioning brain, and you have free will, then you can choose to be stupid or you can choose to be smart. I say choose to be smart. It ain't as bad as you think. The problem is most people choose to be stupid because there's a social stigma attached to being smart. If you're smart, you don't get laid. That's something every kid learns in school. The other thing that used to be true, it's not so true anymore, is nobody wants to fuck a comedian. Now it's different, a little bit. That used to be an axiom. Nobody wants to fuck a mad scientist either. So, Americans have steered themselves away from intellectual pursuits because they want to have a social life. And the ones that have been the most victimized by it are the women who have made themselves stupid. I think there's probably a lot of smart women in the United States. If we trace it all the way back to Eve, who was smart enough to suggest that that idiot man eat that damn apple, obviously she knew something that he didn't know. She knew the apple was something worthwhile. Now, the guy's been blaming her for all this time: "Now you want me to go buy your Kotex for you". But women are pathetic when they make themselves stupid. There's even more of a stigma to being a smart girl than there is to being a smart guy. BM You talk a lot about sex and say you're a devout pagan. Is it your strategy to say, "Look, I'm a smart guy and I get laid"? FZ Well, that is absolutely a fact. BM There you have it. It can be done. FZ It can be done. BM Did you get laid much in high school, or were you interested in that at that point? FZ Being a normal American teenager, I was very interested in it, and I was truly blessed that I had a teenage girlfriend who lived three doors away from me. So, yeah, I was having a wonderful time in high school. BM She's not the woman you first married? FZ No, I didn't meet her until I was in junior college. And eventually the girl that I was going out with in high school, her parents decided that we shouldn't be so serious and they moved away so that I couldn't see her anymore. BM But you were sexually involved? FZ Yeah. BM And you used condoms? FZ No. BM You were careful? FZ Well, this is something that I believe is not germane to our philosophical conversation. BM O.K. Another quote relating to people working in their institutions. And I think you set an example: you engaged yourself with the music Establishment, and kept your integrity, and did your part. And you're hoping that people in the military are infiltrating and getting to positions that can implement some positive changes. FZ Do your part. Pull your weight. Don't be a flake. BM I have here a quote where you said "you were interested enough in politics to talk to people about it". And you said that in the late Sixties [18]. Now, many people though in the Sixties, probably because of the way you were presented by the media, that you were very arrogant. FZ I think one of the techniques used to neutralize a person who has intelligence is to make them out to be a bad guy. And I"m not a bad guy, but I think that what's been written about me in print has basically been designed to make me less appealing to a broad spectrum of the American public. It's the same syndrome as why I don't have a talk show on television. They don't want to give me a forum. BM Here's a question about the word "questions". I remember in Newsweek, back in '68 they did an article on you and you said, "My role is to ask questions" [19]. And then in the liner notes on the GRAND WAZOO album, you talk about the "Questions" who come out and get checked for musical talent, and then if they pass, they can go do a couple of simple musical exercises giving some rudimentary entertainment skill. But the ones that do not pass get dumped or drowned in the "UnDifferentiated Tissue". FZ The word "Questions" used in that story was instead of "Christians". The original name of that song was "Eat that Christian". BM Is that right? FZ Yeah. BM Why did you change it? FZ I thought "Question" was better. BM Because it applies to other points, too? FZ Yeah, it's a more twisted concept - "Eat that Question". BM Or multi-leveled. I think you sometimes criticize excessive verbality or talking without thinking, and sometimes instrumentals or pure sound can massage away that concern about verbal concepts. FZ yeah, I think a lot of people just like to talk , and they think what they have to say is really fascinating and they take as long as they can to say it. It's not always possible, because some of the stuff that people ask me is pretty ridiculous, but I want to find the quickest way to boil it down and give an answer that you could remember, if you could remember the question. Sometimes the questions are six weeks long, but just to bring the answer down to a manageable chunk, it's tricky to do it. It's the kind of thing that would be easier to do if you were writing it down on paper, but to me that's the most boring thing in life. BM Well, your strategy is so appropriate for an electric technology when you're given thirty seconds to get your point across. FZ That's a challenge. Try it sometime. BM I do it, or try to do it, on the radio every week. you ask musical questions? FZ So yeah. BM I remember in an interview around the late Seventies, you brought up the concept of "sprechstimme", a German term. [20] FZ A speech-song. That means, instead of singing all the pitches of the song, you half speak it, you half sing it. It's a technique that was attributed to Schoenberg who used it in a piece called "Pierrot Lunaire". And the way it was written was: all the pitches for the soprano to sing, the ones that she was supposed to half speak, had X's on the stems. But I don't think he invented it because this is a type of vocal styling that has been used in Blues. It's also been used in other types of ethnic music. You can find it in Bulgarian music where, instead of exactly singing the note, you imply the pitch of the note, but you're really talking it. It's in between. BM You started doing your talking stuff around that time when you were talking about that concept? FZ The first album had "sprechstimme" on it. BM Yeah. Now you related it to musical theory and thought, and you thought that you have solved some musical questions there in modern theory. FZ I would have to see the context of the interview that you're talking about. I mean, you know more about my interviews than I do. BM (laughing) I apologize, I apologize. FZ That's O.K. I remember some of them and other ones I don't for example, you used that Rolling Stone ('68) interview several times. I always thought that was a terrible interview. It bore little or no resemblance to what I actually said, and I was horrified when it came out because it was virtually mutilated. BM yeah, that's something we've talked about before. A long time ago, after I had mentioned some printed quotes, you told me, "I did not say that." That really happens a lot in your own personal experience. FZ Sure. I received something in the mail yesterday that I couldn't believe. In fact, Gerald, if you could go upstairs and ask Gail if she's got that newspaper clipping from Minneapolis, from a paper called New Reality. in this article there's a guy talking about the fact that I knew that Andy Warhol was murdered, and had some knowledge about Divine's suicide, and all this stuff. Did you see that? GF We get calls on Pumpkin, one a week. This guy's been doing this in Minneapolis for a while, and they try to connect, and I say, "There is no connection". FZ It's a porno paper. It's not even a real newspaper. It's got ads for bondage and stuff in it. And here's this guy making references to me knowing something about the supposed murder of Andy Warhol, and something to do with Divine, and a few paragraphs later, mine and my daughter's foot fetish, and all this stuff. It's just the most bizarre stuff. So, I laughed it off. But, you talk about things that appear in print with my name connected to it. I'm not to be held wholly responsible for what's out there. BM So, that's like mental pornography, this gossip and rumour. In this society of information overload, people can get away with a lot of bullshit. FZ Sure. Just because that's in print, somebody's going to say, "Well, there must be something to it. Otherwise, he wouldn't have written it. Otherwise, somebody would go after it" BM Yeah, there's a cop for everything. FZ That's right. "They'd get him if it wasn't true". BM There's where the naivety is, and maybe that's why people are so hypnotized by father images. Because they said, "Well, things are so out of control, we need a tough guy". I mean, this could be a disservice of the television age bringing... FZ Anybody who looks at George Bush and sees a tough guy has really been mediated. BM "Mediated" - don't they call in the "mediators" during the strikes? That relates to the media. FZ Well, they're "mediating" in the strike, really. BM Yeah, they give press conferences. FZ That's right. BM We've talked about this earlier, the confusion, the difficulty to communicate in this mass hallucination that's going on. You said once, "Information about my private life serves no useful purpose" [21]. But then music is an extension of yourself. I guess it's obvious that what you make as music does not relate to what time you go to bed. FZ I think that's irrelevant because the part of me that people should be most interested in, if they have any interest in me at all, is what I do. Not how I do it, or who I am, or whatever, because I provide a service for them. Whatever the information is I put out there, if it's useful to you, then great. If it entertains you, then great. That's what I do. That's my relationship to the outside world. Other than that, the world has no license to participate in my family life or anything like that. It's none of their business. But one of the things I attempt to do is: as I've said, there is quite a bit of me in the music, but the me that I put in the music is the part of me that I think people would find entertaining. Nobody wants to know about my toothache. They don't want to know about my personal traumas and tragedies. Who gives a shit about that stuff? You want that kind of stuff? Go listen to a sensitive singer-songwriter with an acoustical guitar in his hand. BM Yeah, there are people who want that kind of stuff who identify their own problems with the... FZ That's right. Well, I don't want you to identity with my problems. I want you to identify with the conclusions that I've come to that might be something you would agree with. BM Actually, collective problems. FZ Yeah. BM Public problems. I come to this next quote. You once said, 'The media is all there is' [22]. And you must have to wrestle with the fact that we have this informational diversity on many levels, but it's controlled at the money making level. They control who's going to be the millionaires. FZ Yeah. BM There's an incredible amount of information going out to the point that people can hallucinate and write ridiculous things in a little press... FZ That's why I've said, Information is not knowledge". O.K. BM But the conclusion... FZ Even I appreciate the opportunity to receive an extra piece of information which will help me to determine the veracity of another piece of information I have received. I want to hear a second and third source. I want to check it out. And unless you do check out a second and third source, then you are going to be badly served by the deluge of information that is presented to you because most of it is not reliable. It's bullshit. BM But then a lot of the sources contradict each other. FZ That's right. And what you have to do is investigate the contradictions and draw your own conclusions about where the action is. BM And in that information flood, I can see the phrase "the medium is the message" helps you point out that there's a technical effect that's going in, aside from all the confetti or baby powder that's getting in your face through all the different media as information. FZ Yeah. You have to understand that the medium that brings you the message taints the message. It spins the message. In other words, the same factoid presented on CNN, if you took that same piece of data and put it in USA Today, as opposed to the Wall Street Journal or the Journal of The American Medical Association or the Encyclopedia Britannica. Now, if the same factoid was everywhere, which one would you say would reinforce all the rest of them? If the thing is in the Encyclopedia, it looks a little more like a real fact than it does if it's on CNN. CNN is really not a reliable source of news. It's a fountain of disinformation. It is probably the most biased, most spin-encrusted, totally unreliable source of information that you can lay your eyes on, but I watch it all the time because it gives me a great thing to compare other stuff to. And most people don't do that. Most people won't compare. They;ll just hear the news report and buy it right away and it's done. It's plugged into their memory bank, and when it's time to process information, that's the erroneous fact that they're operating on. Like people who have absorbed the latest polls, when it's time to figure out what they're going to do about the election, they're saturated with polls to tell them that all is lost. BM In your work with "xenochrony", are you satirizing editing, the way you put things together, besides the technical innovation of doing it? FZ "Xenochrony" means strange synchronizations. Am I satirizing editing? I don't know whether the technical process of editing is enough of a commonly understood phenomenon that you could satirize it. You can't made a joke about something that people don't know exists. would say that's not part of it. So, I BM How would you relate "xenochrony" to the time/rate thing we discussed earlier? FZ Well, a classic "xenochrony" piece would be "Rubber Shirt", which is a song on the SHEIK YERBOUTI album. It takes a drum set part that was added to a song at one tempo. The drummer was instructed to play along with this one particular thing in a certain time signature, eleven-four, and that drum set part was extracted like a little piece of DNA from that master tape and put over here into this little cubicle. And then the bass part, which was designed to play along with another song at another speed, another rate in another time signature, four-four, that was removed from that master tape and put over here, and then the two were sandwiched together. And so the musical result is the result of two musicians, who were never in the same room at the same time, playing at two different rates in two different moods for two different purposes, when blended together, yielding a third result which is musical and synchronizes in a strange way. That's xenochrony. And I've done that on a number of tracks. BM What is the idea behind that? interesting sound? Or is it just an FZ What is the idea behind it? Suppose you were a composer and you had the idea that you wanted to have a drum set playing expressively and intuitively, eleven-four, at a certain tempor while an electric bass player is doing exactly the same thing in another tempo in another time signature, and you want them to do this live on stage and get a good performance. You won't get it. You can't. You can ask for it, but it won't happen. There's only one way to hear that, and that's to do what I did. I put two pieces of tape together. GF Do you realize it by chance though? going to try this"? Or do you say "I'm FZ That's what I do every day. I'm going to try this, and the stuff that works you keep and the stuff that doesn't you throw it away. I thought that one worked. That's why it's on the record. BM Where I get the idea part is, I remember you did an interview in the L.A. Free Press in the summer of '69 and you mentioned Pauline Oliveri's work with sound, above the audible and below, creating a mass, and you liked that idea. [23] FZ Not that it created a mass. It created something audible. It produced a sum indifference tone which happened to be located within the audible frequency range. By combining something so high you couldn't hear it and something so low you couldn't hear it, it yielded something in the middle that you could hear. Whether or not you like what you hear in the middle is another question. The concept is brilliant. BM Yeah, because it showed you how physical reality is, or the way it is, right? FZ It's one aspect of it. BM Are there other aspects you could talk about? FZ If you buy the idea that the vibrational rates translate into matter, and then if you understand the concept of vibrational rates above perception and below perception combining to create a reality, that opens up the door to some pretty science-fiction matter possibilities. If you can create an audible reality by a sine wave above the range of what your ear can hear and another one from below, and you put them together and suddenly it creates something that your ear can detect, is it not possible that solid matter of an unknown origin could manifest periodically because of frequencies of some unknown nature above and below which, for short durations, manifest solid objects? It could explain a lot of strange things that people see. BM UFO's come to mind immediately. FZ Yeah. BM There's much in the Theosophical literature, in the mystical literature, and the mediumistic literature that says that's the way reality is, and they hoick that up as an explanation, but science traditionally doesn't buy that. FZ I don't approach any of this stuff from a mystical standpoint. I'm not a mumbo-jumbo guy. I think that there are physical realities and most of them are not understood. Part of the reason why science moves so slow is because many of the people who do science and who receive grants have to be "conservative" individuals in order to receive the money to do the research. And people who can convince a foundation, or a funding source, that they are conservative enough not to squander the money are not really the best guys or gals to do science. Give me some Teslas, bring out some Teslas here. Give me some maniacs. Let's just try it and see what happens. That's the way you're going to get stuff to happen. The other criteria by which people are funded is whether or not the end result of the research will yield something that explodes or kills. If you can convince a funding organization that you have a new way to kill, and you are conservative and won't squander the money, you can be in the science business. BM So much of what you say is common sense and what people have said a lot, maybe through history. But since World War Two, there have been a lot of books written and movements come up, and nobody seems to have the staying power to apply it in a practical way. They get lost in the ideal of "this is the way it should be", and then fumble when given the opportunity, or don't even know the odds they're up against. FZ Well, another thing you have to remember about all science and all art: it is impossible if you're starving to death. Society has to reach a point where you can be selfsustaining to the point where your basic physical needs are taken care of so you can allow your brain to think about stuff like art and science. That's why artists and scientists have to keep their eye on the economy. Because if things get tough, they can't do their shit anymore. BM Scientists and artists? FZ Yeah. BM So, that's another warning. FZ Because as the economy declines, the willingness of people who control cash to spend for research on things other than stuff that kills... basically it has to kill you or you're not going to get any money for it. For every cure for something, implied in it is: withholding the cure causes death. So, basically, if you want to be a largescale murderer, you can clean up. Occasionally, when times are good, they'll fund something else - by accident, who knows how it happens? ? But when times are tough those projects never get a buck and actually research departments close down. You can't afford to run them anymore so the only thing that's left is weapons. And once you build a weapon, what are you going to do? You gotta use the weapon. And the thing has to have planned obsolescence so you can update the weapon. It's the spare parts contract that's really the thing that all these defense guys are interested in. Everything wears out. They're not going to run these new weapons in a test environment. They're going to be in the desert. Dirt will get in there. Gotta sell them some more camshafts. Whatever it is, they're looking at long-range economic benefits from building a weapon. And in order to use something that kills people, you have to have a reason to kill people - a war. If not a war, a regional conflict, a small war. AT very least you have to single out somebody to be an enemy and you have to direct your national interest to the destruction of the enemy. Now, we've been going along for years with Communism. Only it's not working so well anymore because the Communist just did some ju-jitsu. They're becoming Capitalists. And what the fuck is going to happen then? Who are we going to go after then? This is a big worry. CD The public. FZ I think that is very true. The public. That is absolutely true. Look, this new drug law creates the position of Drug Czar, but the amendment to the drug law is this pornography bill. Did you know that? BM No. FZ You didn't know that? BM I haven't hear it. FZ At the last minute they attach this anti-pornography rider to the drug bill. This is to go after people that they claim have been long-time purveyors of obscene material. And what it provides is that, just as in the drug bill, if a guy has a yacht and he's using it to run cocaine, they can confiscate the yacht. Let's say you were in the record business and you had been a long-time purveyor of obscene material, they can confiscate all of your property. This goes back twenty years. It's a twenty-year retroactive bill. BM When was that implemented? FZ Yesterday. BM When was it discussed? yesterday? You mean, it was made a law FZ Look, you know about the drug bill. They've been diddling with this thing for quite some time, but on the side... I actually saw the debate on C-Span. I think the thing was drafted by Strom Thurmond and rammed through by Orrin Hatch. They first tried to attach it to some child care bill. BM This is earlier this year? FZ This is within the last month. BM Really? FZ Yes. BM O.K. I've been on vacation for this past month. missed this. FZ I've Congress is trying to shut down, they all want to go home and campaign. And they're trying to crank out all this legislation. So, yesterday it was announced on CNN that they had attached this amendment to the drug bill in order not to have a mutiny by the conservatives in the Congress. So, all the Democrats went along with it and allowed them to paste this. The drug bill is bad enough, but they've pasted this other thing onto it. So, the drug bill allows for the creation of a Drug Czar. Can there be a Porno Obscenities Czar coming up within a matter of moments if they actually make this a law? I think the whole thing is unconstitutional, but before you can take it to the Supreme Court for a test case, you know Reagan will sign this thing. It'll be on the books, they'll be out there enforcing it and then there will be a test case that will go to the Supreme Court. Now, if they delay it long enough to go to the Supreme Court, they're going to have all right-wing judges on there. They're going to uphold the law and what you will have at that point is the machinery that the Nazis would have loved to have had in place at the beginning of their career. This offers the legal right to stamp out any kind of intellectual activity because there's no legal definition of obscenity. You can't really nail it down. And any person can claim that something is obscene. Here's another thing it allows for: Not only the confiscation of property, but it allows for prosecution of the person making it, the person shipping it, and the person receiving it. You don't even have to buy it. If you received it, you can be subject to this law. It is the most broadly written, nefarious piece of legislation I have ever heard. BM And it was made law yesterday, October 20. FZ I don't think it's been signed into law yet. I believe that they announced that the porno amendment was attached to the drug bill yesterday. I believe there's still some discussion. But I have no doubt that it stands a very good chance of getting through, partly because a lot of the people in the Congress have already gone home to campaign, and they're not even there to vote on it. And you know the conservatives are going to be there to vote on it because it's the Fascist dream come true. BM How did you put your autobiography together? understand you have this other writer. I FZ Well, there's a sad, sad story. In January, before the tour, we're rehearsing, and I had this obligation with Simon and Schuster to do the book and I'd been putting it off. And while we were rehearsing, we'd rehearse from two in the afternoon until one o'clock in the morning, and from one until six A.M. for three weeks, every night I would sit here with this guy and do taped interviews. And we'd just talk about whatever we wanted to talk about, and then he went away and had it transcribed and changed it from the way I talked into book talk. And when he sent it back, I hated it. So, when I finished the tour, I went in and rewrote it. I just took advantage of what he had collated, but I put it back into my own words. So, it's not like "as told to". It's not exactly like one of those kinds of things. It really has more to do with the way I write and the way I talk than it would have. BM So, it's better that he screwed it up because you didn't have the time before. FZ That's right. I mean, I was forced to do it. The result, I thought, was so bland that I couldn't possibly have my name on it. No way. I don't care what they were going to pay me for it. There was no way. I just had to force myself to sit for six weeks in this little room up there and type a book. BM That was July-August? FZ Yeah. BM Well, I'm glad that happened because when I had heard about this guy Peter Occhiogrosso doing it, I said, "Oh, well, it's going to be filtered through him". But it's not. That's much better. FZ It's much better. It's got some funny stuff, and there is at least three chapters that I wrote from scratch that never even went to tape. Because some of the stuff is so complicated, there's no way to take it off a tape. If you convert a conversation into the type of data that had to be in the book, there's no way to say it precisely without writing it from scratch, and that's what I tried to do. BM If you had written a book and said, "Hey, publish this", they might not have done it. It had to go through the book Establishment, the book industry connections. FZ Not necessarily because Simon and Schuster would have loved for me to have agreed right away to write the book. I'm the one who said, "Look, I don't want to write a book". BM Oh, is that right? FZ I'm happy to have the money, but... BM They were interested in what you had to say in your own words? FZ This particular editor was, yeah. She thought there was a market for it, not that she didn't give a fuck what I'm saying. Based on some of the things that she wanted to take out of the book, I don't really believe there's any deep- seated understanding of what the contents are, but she saw it as a merchandising winner. She thinks she can sell them, and they're going to have it in paperback sitting in airports before the end of the year. BM And there will be a lot of political information in it? FZ There's not so much information as my attitudes toward certain things. There's a whole chapter on conservatism. There's another chapter on religion. There's a long chapter on the PMRC and all the unreleased data about that. A lot of stuff about music. Just all different topics. BM What I was trying to think of earlier was your emphasis on chemical terms to point out that music is "food." I mean, maybe that was an attitude in the Forties and Fifties. There was this lofty ethereal approach to art, and your... FZ What's lofty and ethereal about that? is real. I mean chemistry BM No, that's what I'm saying. That you brought in the chemical, physical metaphors, in a scientific sense. Being like a scientist approaching sound and music. FZ I got that from Varese. He was moving in that direction, too. He was the first clue that I had to that type of thinking. BM That was when you were young? FZ Yeah, fifteen. BM That's interesting. McLuhan once said, "Science is moving closer to Art, and Art is moving closer to Science". One could maybe project different meanings for those things, but your music moved towards physical metaphors. FZ I don't know whether I would buy "Science is moving closer to Art". I think Science is moving closer to weaponry and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And the never twain shall meet. BM Yeah, but in your work, you're trying to make a point with this science, these vibrations, and talk of physics, talk of sound acoustics, bringing that into the musical the dialogue of composition in there. FZ Yeah, the point is not to be mystical, or to be anything, other than to create a vocabulary wherein essential things that work in music can be described in a way that a person who deals in hard science can understand it. BM So, you're trying to help the scientists get a little...? FZ No, because they don't care about music. Scientists care about science, but it goes back to Egyptian religion, alright. In ancient Egypt, in order for you to go to heaven, you couldn't get there unless you knew the name of everything on the way to heaven. Did you know that? BM No, I didn't know that, said that way. FZ Well, here's what you had to know: you had to know the name of the doorstep or you couldn't walk over the doorstep. You had to know the name of each of the stones that you walked on, the name of everything because you had to ask permission to pass. Can you imagine living your life learning the names of everything you had to know in order to be dead and get to heaven. Now that's a religion! But the importance of naming things correctly is something that shouldn't be underestimated. Semantics should be more important to contemporary society. You have to give things the right name. If you're going to communicate verbally, you have to have the right word to tell what it's about. Now, I don't think that it benefits anyone to call a shoe a "banana". It could be poetic, but this is a shoe. Alright, I'm working in a musical, technical medium because the music I make involves machines of a scientific nature. And I have to create for myself a vocabulary, good, bad or indifferent, that allows me to deal with the topics of the data that I have to manipulate to do what I do. If I were working in a purely acoustic medium and on a simpler level, I wouldn't have this problem, but I'm straddling two worlds here. I'm straddling the world of electronics, in some cases advanced electronics, and the old-fashioned world of putting notes together to make a composition, and there's no off-the-shelf vocabulary that you can use to do that. And at the point where you see that there are physical similarities in the behaviour of the way the composition will work and the behaviour of the way the electrons will be working in the electronic gear, or whatever, if you see that, why not state it. You should say it, and once you've said it, you should use it in your everyday work. You should make it part of your reality. Now, I don't think that most of what I do is useful to other people in terms of this vocabulary, or in terms of the concepts, because they'll never use them. It's useless, but you asked the question and that's where it is. BM Adam got control, according to the Bible, over the animals by naming them. FZ Really? BM Yeah. They got that from the Egyptians. FZ You see, I'm not a Bible scholar. I had enough Bible when they sent me to the catechism classes when I was a Catholic, and all I know is he was full of dread. It's a religion that's based on fear and punishment and loathing. The whole Catholic version of what the Bible says and what it does is quite a bit different than the way the Fundamentalist Christians deal with it. So, I wouldn't consider myself to be conversant with the bulk of the stuff. BM I think it was during that interview where you were talking about the speech-song, "sprechstimme", you were saying you had solved some musical problems. Who had those musical questions? Did Varese have them? FZ No, questions that I have to answer for myself. These are questions about how you get the point across. And oftentimes I've just appropriated the speech-song. When a person sings a word, the idea that is transmitted transcends the word because there's so much other data connected with the word at pitch. Understand? BM Are you talking about sound? FZ No, the person hearing, receiving the data, is not only receiving the word. BM The "meaning"? FZ That's right, the text of the word. He is also receiving the pitch data at which it is sung. In other words, that same word sung at a high pitch means something different than the word sung at a low pitch. He is receiving the data of the harmonic climate in which the word exists. He's also receiving the data of the relationship of the pitch of the word to the climate itself. In other words, if you have an A minor chord and the word is sung on a B, then that word is going to stick out because it's not part of the chord. There are three notes in an A minor chord - A, C, E. If you sing that word on any of the notes which are part of the chord, it recedes into the chord. It's part of the background. If the word is sung on a note which is not part of the chord, it steps out from the chord and draws attention to itself and becomes a matter of emphasis. These are the types of extra data that exist when you sing a word. An extra spin gets put on the word if you half say it, half sing it. It makes it even more 3D. It leaps out from the harmonic support and draws even more attention to itself if you've been singing along and you hear this melody and you get to this certain part and you half sing it, half say it. And it sticks out even further if you absolutely say it because it's incongruous in the setting. CD Well, that's probably activating both sides of your brain at the same time. FZ I don't know about that stuff. I don't know about left side/right side stuff. I'm not sure that I even buy the theory of it. To me, it sounds simplistic. CD But the music supposedly goes into your right brain and the spoken word goes into your left brain. FZ I don't know enough about the research that leads people to draw that conclusion to see whether or not I agree with it. BM So, did you finish your explanation? FZ That's one of the questions: how do you get your point across? Besides what time it is, that's one of the big questions that a person ought to be asking. BM What do you think about the minimalists? FZ I'm not enthusiastic about minimal music because I think that it's like the one-joke composition. You take any composition and repeat a single element for a small eternity and the joke is over. Are you going to build a career out of repeating small elements over and over and over again. The subtext to minimalism is that it's cheap to produce. The subtext to minimalism is that it's cheap to produce. It's Taco Bell music. It's cheap to rehearse, cheap to mount, and because it doesn't really offer any great intellectual challenge other than the stamina of the listener to tolerate an infinite number of repeats of a small thing, what's the message? This is a musical question which I feel is easily answered and has been answer amply many times, and so it is not a musical question that I am particularly curious about, myself. BM The one we just explained - harmonic climate, note and pitch relationship - in Gestalt psychology, they talked of figure/ground, that was the way... FZ Oh yeah, figure/ground. BM Which reminds me, you defined Gestalt in Circus magazine, back in '69, as "something big" [24]. FZ Gestalt, the way people normally hear the word, is when it's connected with a certain type of psychology. But Gestalt doesn't mean just that. It's like "concept", isn't it? Isn't that the real translation? An idea object, that's what I'm talking about. BM See, there's idea object, matter/mind, concept art, or MIles asking, "What's the IDEA behind this, Frank?" People's interests go either for the image of the idea. FZ Well, you have to understand the way in which people voluntarily decide to consume something or participate in it. It has more to do with their own orientation than it has to do with the concept or the conception of the person who made the object being consumed. Got it? Like what I put into the things that I make has little or nothing to do with the way in which people consume them and the reasons they might buy a record, or buy a concert ticket, or listen to this radio broadcast, or whatever. Because those reasons have more to do with them than they do with me. BM Just to switch to another level - are there any movies that you have found interesting, likeable, valuable that have come out over the past eight years that you would mention. FZ Movies? BM Yeah, I read in some interview that you watch movies a lot. FZ I wouldn't say a lot. I think I watch more news that I watch movies, but the problem is that my recreational hours are limited. Usually the first thing I do in the morning when I wake up is turn on the news in our bedroom just to get a blast of that before I brush my teeth. BM That's CNN Headline News. You get the repeat. FZ I don't get the Headline News, I get the droning long version. They cycle that in one-hour or two-hour blocks. BM But it's CNN? FZ Yeah, CNN. So I turn on CNN and i watch that, and then I go to work, and then after I'm finished work, I'll turn on CNN, or I'll turn on C-Span and I'll scoot around and look for news. If I've already seen it or if I know what's coming up, then I'll switch to one of the movie channels and I"ll watch that. But I don't go to the movies. The only movies that I see are things that have already been out. BM Any that you've found surprisingly good? FZ There've been a few, but I can't even remember the names of them. I think basically the quality of films in terms of content leaves me pretty empty, doesn't stimulate me at all. I used to like monster movies when I was a kid just because they were so laughable, but, even now, they're nauseating. BM Around '79 you were asked if you ever cried, and you said that movies make you cry [25]. What part? What kind of content - how bad it is? FZ No, no. It's completely irrational. I mean I can do the same thing going to a Broadway show. I can literally hate the show and find myself crying because of something that happened in there. And I know that the fact that liquid comes out of my eyes has got nothing to do with reality. I'm sitting there consciously thinking that this show is a piece of shit and I'm crying, and I'm saying to myself, "Well, at least I have some sort of average-scale, average-size, average-vulnerability human factors working". But at the same time I'm sitting there going "Why?" And I've given some thought as to what motivates people to have that feeling for no reason at all, to just start crying. It's not even because it's sad. And I haven't got that down to a thirty-second sound bite yet, but one of these days I will. I just know that what people normally think of as human feelings are not what they think they are. I see chemistry here. BM That's very interesting because I have the same thing happening to me when I go to movies and I wonder, while I'm sitting there observing it, what physical chemistry is working on me that I know I"m not aware of, but it activates the body. FZ Yeah. BM Well, I'm glad I asked that question. That's an interesting answer. So, you're still working on that one? FZ Yeah. BM No policy statement yet. When you put out CRUISING WITH RUBEN AND THE JETS in '68, many people were surprised that you liked that music. Do you still like that music now? Have you changed? Would you put out CRUSING WITH RUBEN AND THE JETS now, if it hadn't been done then? FZ It would be harder to put it out now because we're so much farther away. '68 is a lot closer to '58 then it is to '88, and it would be hard to find vocalists. In order to give a convincing rendition of that style of music, you have to have singers who understand the idiom, and they're getting harder and harder to find. BM In the book "Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting To You?", there's a picture of you from Melody Maker, about '67, under which you wrote, "Here I am, propping up the glitter shortage" [26]. FZ That wasn't my text. BM Oh, O.K. Do you remember that? FZ Is it me in a dress? BM Yeah. FZ The original headline for that was "Meet a Mother". It was the front page of Melody Maker, and the reason that I did it was we had a bunch of pictures taken with all the guys in the Mothers Of Invention wearing dresses because I think the Rolling Stones had just done a drag photo. Only they tried to make it look glamorous. And so, we had probably the ugliest band on the planet at that time. You want to see an ugly guy in a dress? Look at this son of a bitch. BM So, whatever was written under there about a glitter shortage was done by someone else. I just thought it was some kind of ecological marking like "I see a trend, I create a counter-trend to balance it off". Now, you did that with CRUISING WITH RUBEN AND THE JETS. You know, you wanted people to get back to dancing together. FZ Oh, that was a joke. I don't think that.... BM Yeah, it's a joke, but it's social criticism, it's interesting. CRUISING WITH RUBEN AND THE JETS comes out then. Is it totally "I want to do this now, I want to hear this and I want to get this on record" or are you saying, "Maybe these people need to know some of this" just to balance it off? FZ Both those things. BM Yeah, that's where you get an idea - what you would like to do, that's the fun part, and then you see a need for it. FZ Well, I see a need because I'm watching the news and I'm looking at my environment, and I spot trends and I say, "How can I be useful?" One useful thing I can do is say, "You're all in this trend but have you considered the possibility that there's something wrong with your trend? Have you ever doubted that maybe a Rolex watch as a life goal is perhaps not quite the pinnacle of human achievement?" BM Now, that's easy to do, in a way. Maybe it's not easy to pick the right trend, but to criticize what's obvious in commercials or in magazine ads... FZ Well, you think it's easy unless you put yourself in a position where, if everybody believes that that's the way the world is, you run the risk of being hated by everyone because you're popping their bubble. AS if you could pop their bubble. There's no way I would ever dissuade a person who believes in the Rolex mentality from not going after the Rolex. They could care less what I think about them, but it still needs to be said. BM For those who are teetering on consciousness. FZ That's right, right on the fucking brink. And the other thing is: maybe twenty years from now, if we're still around, and people look back on those idiot Yuppies and the stuff that they were interested in, there will be on guy who said, "Take the Rolex and stuff it"> And it's the same thing with WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY album. At the time that Hippies were happening, you couldn't say anything against Hippies. They were hot merchandise. You couldn't ridicule them. And to ridicule them and have long hair, that was blasphemy. BM Maybe that's why you were blacklisted. FZ Could be. BM You screwed up the marketing, although there's probably evidence for other reasons. I heard Dave Porter's interview with you last week and I liked that part where you said, "There is still that chunk of people from the McCarthy era that are still very powerful on the political end and move through still 'fighting that fight'" [27]. FZ That's right. You've got to understand why they're "fighting that fight". They're not fighting a fight, they're selling a scam. The whole McCarthy era was a scam, and it was another attempt to just clamp down. It was a move toward authoritarian government. It was a tool that was used by people who wanted to move things in that direction. It wasn't just McCarthy. It was J. Edgar Hoover, he was a willing accomplice in all this stuff. He was feeding him the information. BM That's what was interesting about Mae Brussell's research because she had those names that were very involved in the Fifties and then in Reagan's California government. People like Louis Giuffrida who was involved in REX 84 that was exposed by the Christic Institute. That team came from the Sixties and from the Fifties. What was interesting was that Larry MacDonald was part of that network and they were caught. Do you remember the Western Goals issue here in Los Angeles in '83? FZ Yeah. BM It was not covered in the national media for a long time, but MacDonald's Western Goals organization was to appear before a grand jury around the middle of September of '83, but he went down in the KAL 007 two weeks before. And that's where Larry Flynt comes in because Larry questioned the standard line on the causes of the KAL 007's crash. Then he met Mae Brusell who turned him on to what was really behind this same core of people that go back to the Fifties because the files of Western Goals kept had been outlawed in the Seventies, but then the files showed up in L.A. detective Paul's wife's home computer in '83. You saw what happened to Larry then - you witnessed it. FZ Yeah. BM What do you think of Larry being quite subdued now, and Hustler magazine being totally changed? FZ I haven't seen Hustler for years so I have no idea about the evolution of the magazine, but Larry was on to something. I think that he was way off base on the 007 case. I think that it's far too much to hope for - that you could willingly get the Russians to assist you by shooting down a certain plane in order to keep a guy from testifying in front of a grand jury. I think that's pushing the envelope. And I told him. BM Well, he didn't say the Russians did it. FZ No. But, ultimately the plane was shot down by a Russian pilot, O.K. Now, if it had been blown up in mid-air by a bomb, maybe, but it was shot down. BM So what was his angle on it? FZ He made that big full-page thing. And I was at his house when the "mechanical" for it came into his office, and I read through it and I said, "This is too extreme. People are going to laugh at you". So I gave him some language to add on to it. The first one went out without the language and I think subsequently the language was added to it, but I don't even remember the specifics of the full-page or even the language. I just know that there was something about it that just seemed a little bit skewed, and there was some stuff in there that seemed reasonable. But the way in which it was presented could have been more effective if it would have had just this extra thing at the end. And that's where I tried to help him. BM And that went on the later printings of it? FZ Yeah. BM He believed that the Russians didn't do it? FZ No, it's not that he believed the Russians didn't do it. He believed that there was more to it than the fact that three Russians had shot it down by accident. He was into the conspiracy. He had another axe to grind with this guy. There was something else. BM You don't think that there was a conspiracy? FZ No, I think that it's really far-fetched to think that any right-wing covert U.S. organization could then get in touch with their friends in Russia and get them to send out the lone fighter pilot to nuke some airliner who just happens to go off course into this air space. I think that's asking too much of coincidence. BM Other than it was blown up. FZ Yeah. BM But the Russians went along with the story then. could you get them to do that? How FZ Yeah, how do you get that kind of cooperation? I just don't think that people are that cooperative in large-scale cover-ups. There's always something that falls out. BM The overall effect of our conversation seems to be that you've acquired a lot of information. You've paid attention daily, and one can acquire a lot of information just by being open-minded. And you keep saying, "Well, obviously the common-sense solution or approach to this problem is this". FZ Or at least one of them. There may be more. BM And so there's no conscious strategy. For example, I think in that interview in Rolling Stone, of '79, when you talked about being a journalist, you said, "I see certain elements and then I impose a pattern on them" [28]. Do you remember that quote? FZ No. BM Unless it was a misquote. suggests that... It may have been, but it FZ It doesn't even seem like what I do. I don't impose a pattern on it. I look for a pattern. I don't impose a pattern on it. BM yeah, it implied there's a conceptual continuity pattern that you... FZ Conceptual continuity has got nothing to do with me analysing the news. Conceptual continuity has got to do with me living my life and turning my life into things that entertain other people. The things that I release in the video and the records and the rest of that stuff, it's part of my life. For whatever it's worth at that time that it comes out. That's a byproduct of my life. That's the conceptual continuity. Analysing the news is not me imposing a pattern on the news. I try and get as much data as I can and then, based on what I"m able to gather together, I draw a conclusion. And those conclusions could change if I get more data. BM Conceptual continuity implies an idea. The way you've just said it, it is a biographical continuity or mental.... FZ No, no, there is a concept to what I'm doing and there is a continuity to the concept, and I happen to be living inside of the concept. I'm a participant in it. BM And the concept is common sense and taking in data and learning. FZ That's not the conceptual continuity. BM Could you correct me then? State... FZ Well, the conceptual continuity is this: everything, even this interview, is part of what I do for, let's call it, my entertainment work. And there's a big difference between sitting here and talking about this kind of stuff, and writing a song like "Titties and Beer". But as far as I'm concerned, it's all part of the same continuity. It's all one piece. It all relates in some weird way back to the focal point of what's going on. BM Does it relate in a way that you will see more obviously later? FZ Well, I think that quite a bit of the continuity is made obvious by what we've discussed here. And I think that if there is a way to absorb all this in one sitting on a broadcast, if anybody knew enough about what I'd already done, they would see that there is a coherence to it that's been very purposeful, and it's been going on for what, twenty years, twenty-five years, something like that. BM I think of the scientist metaphor and the chemistry, that point that you saw from Varese and you said, "Yes, that needs to be said". And you keep at it, that idea, that image, that model, the chemistry of music, and maybe it's implied in the tenets of your church. Can you "synopsize" the continuity in the past three hours? I tried to say it was the "conceptual continuity". FZ As above so below. BM But "as above" what? FZ As above so below. CD Fill in the blank. You pick the "what". BM That was very interesting to talk about how this interview relates to something else that's gone before. other words, you're trying to communicate. This is the situation we're communicating. In FZ Well, that's one of the things that differentiates us from... pick a lower species, you know, fill in the blank. We have the ability to communicate with each other using tools which other animals don't have access to. Whether or not we use them properly is yet to be determined. BM Now, I'm asking for the right words to come out, or the words that I would think hit the thing on the head, but it's the process of communication, what we're doing here, is what you're talking about - your life, your day-to-day taking in of information. It goes into your work if it's appropriate - an interview, a new encounter. That is the conceptual continuity. FZ No, that's random. you allow yourself to experience random events like people coming in. I don't know what's going to happen in this interview. I never know when I do any of them. You allow for random events. The conceptual continuity is something that is steered. It's not random, it's steered. There is an idea that moves it in a direction. It's an object. BM Your will or perception of something you think should be included, or an order? FZ Yeah, like you're taking your data environment, you're reordering the data environment in order to transmute it into something else, transmute it into entertainment. BM Is that attention? Is that steering mechanism attention? Is there an image that it's referring to? FZ You mean, in order to steer, you have to have a North Star? BM Yeah, is there a North Star in your process? think there is, is there? I don't FZ There doesn't need to be. In fact, the only time a North Star is useful is if you have to steer in a physical dimension - in order to get from one place to another in a type of dimension where those spatial relationships are recognized as reality. AT that point you need a compass and you need your North Star. If you're in another dimension, where those types of relationships don't exist, you don't need the North Star. BM You may need another kind? FZ Not necessarily. BM You allow the randomness to happen? FZ Well, if you work in a dimension where everything's happening all at the same time, then that would kind of indicate that there wasn't such a thing as distance, either spatial or time difference, or whatever. That's a unity point. So, where's the navigation? You're already there. BM So you could incorporate what comes to you in time... FZ It's like a black hole. All you've got to do is sit there, all the shit is going to pour in the hole anyway. BM Now, there's a negative image - black hole. FZ No light escapes? BM yeah. FZ Well, no light escapes until the density increases to the point where it blows a hole in the other side. BM Alright, so this steering mechanism is attention. It's thinking of it as entertainment, which is sort of offering "slack", creating "slack" in a situation. FZ There's nothing better for a human being than some form of entertainment. It's good for you. Now, if you think hockey is entertaining, which I don't, go get hockey. If you like opera, which I don't, go get an opera. Everybody needs to have something to take the pressure off of them, something where they can stop thinking about their normal factory rate for a while. BM And that's a guiding principle? FZ Yeah. BM Is that part of the conceptual continuity? FZ Yeah. Sure, that is an esthetic value. BM I think you pinned it down to my satisfaction. You mentioned hockey. I lived in Nova Scotia for many years and I remember, around the time 200 MOTELS came out, you were doing a radio interview in New York, and the disc jockey asked you, "What do you see in that mural" There was a mural in the studio that he always asked people to look into, and you answered, "I see Billy with a hockey stick". Now, is that what you actually saw or was there a reason to say Billy had a hockey stick, at that point? FZ That's what I saw. Some things are very, very simple. BM What are the most complex things? FZ The most complex thing is trying to get people to understand that everything is happening all the time, and make them believe it. That's a rough one. BM Yeah, now that's interesting. Are you including the survival of death. I don't think your church believes that one survives death. In the church tenets, isn't it spelled out there? "We do not believe we survive death" [29]. FZ I don't think that that's actually said in there. BM Alright. When we talk about time... FZ I'm not talking about afterlife. This is not mystical, metaphysical stuff. I'm talking about, you know... BM All time exists now. FZ Yeah. BM And we can experience it all now in this lifetime. FZ Yeah. BM Therefore, one lifetime is many lives? There it is. FZ Look, you've got a brain that is part of an organism which will decay. It runs down. Until they find a way to keep the oxidation process from continuing to the point where you rust yourself to death, you're going to fall apart and you're going to die. There you go, O.K.? Now, you've got X number of moments of your undead state to deal with whatever you're going to deal with. And I think that the best way to do it is to deal with as much as you can deal with while you're alive, not as little. Just deal with it. BM So, another way of trying to get people to believe that all time exists now is trying to get them to have an open mind, open senses, to not filter data that's coming in. It's the same thing. FZ You've just got to listen to all the stuff that's coming in, good, bad, and indifferent. And hope that you have the educational preparation to be able to sort it. That's one of the problems why people would find what I do difficult for them to adapt to because I got out of the U.S. school system at a point where you could still learn to read and write, and I don't think that you can do that anymore. I think that the basic education that people receive in this country is so pitiful that they can't. They're not even equipped to sort data. And I don't think it's an accident. I think that the school system has been purposely damaged to keep people from being able to sort data because only a person who can't data will vote for a guy like Bush or Reagan. You have to be numb. BM You have to be numb and at the same time, while they're making the school system impoverished, they are increasing the information flood on people with cable, the multichannels, and fiberoptics. This is the... FZ More dread. BM Yeah. So, maybe someone could overcome the stupidity that's been trained into them? FZ I think it's possible, but it's just too expensive. And there's a lot of people who would say, "I don't want to know. I just don't want to know". And perhaps more than fifty percent in the U.S. prefer not to know. They have a suspicion that if they knew, they would be unhappy because they knew, and they will go to any extreme to keep themselves from knowing. In fact, they will even attempt to harm people who will help to let them know. BM And that's our problem. FZ That's one of them, yeah. BM How many problems do we have? FZ A lot. But it all boils down to a problem of mental health. One of the most excruciating forms of mental health is greed. Bad mental health is a greed problem. If you look at all the ways in which greed, as a negative mental health state, has translated into physical problems for people all over the world, you can trace a lot back to that. BM So, who are the brain police? FZ It could be anybody that decides to opt for employment in that organization. A lot of people police their own brains. They're like citizen soldiers, so to speak. I've seen people who will willingly arrest, try and punish their own brains. Now that's really sad. That's vigilante brain policism. It's not even official, it's like self-imposed. BM You once said that nobody ever figured out who the brain police are. FZ I've been working on it. BM Still working on it? FZ Yeah. BM Some candidates? FZ It's hard to pin it down to one central agency when you realize that so many people are willing to do it to themselves. I mean, the people who want to become amateur brain police, their numbers grow every day - people who say to themselves, "I couldn't possibly consider that", and then spank themselves for even getting that far. So, you don't even need to blame it on a central brain police agency. You've got plenty of people who willingly subject themselves to this self-mutilation. BM And you knew that for a long time? FZ Well, no... BM But to say you're working on it implies some other... FZ There's more, there's more. Look, I'm sitting here right now and I'm telling you I'm still thinking about stuff, and I tell you what I've got fully-developed conclusions on and what I don't. And even the ones that are the fully-developed, if I get new data tomorrow that changes it, the next interview is going to have something different. BM What are some of the conclusions so far? FZ Whatever you've got on the tape. I don't sit around and consciously think of a catalogue, but if somebody asks me a question, I'll just give you my best read at the time. BM Because when you said that nobody had figured out who the brain police are, you yourself hadn't figured it out yet. FZ I know they exist, but who they are is another question. BM O.K., they exist. FZ It's multiple, multiple. It's not only stupidity. BM Multiple answer, multiple levels, but there is our own self-policing going on. How would you characterize some of the new techniques that they're using? Well we've spelled that out in the interview. FZ Yeah, you've already got that. BM Yeah, so this interview has been an attempt to figure out who are the brain police. FZ Well, you could say true. I think that the be able to sum it up to are the brain police, I said here. that, but I'm not sure that's really interview is what it is, and to just say we're trying to figure out who think this diminishes what's been BM Cheapness, that's right. So, this interview is not going to end. FZ Oh yes it is. (Everyone laughs.) Look at Gerald beating his leg over there. He knows. BM O.K., I think that's a good way to end it. FZ O.K., there you go. The interview is now over. -----------------------------------------------------------Footnotes: [1]: Rolling Stone, Dc. 13, 1979, second page of article, last column [2]: Life, August, 1988, p.76 [3]: International times, Oct. 21-Nov.7, 1979, p. 20 [4]: New York Times, Nov. 8, 1970, p. 17 [5]: International Times, Oct. 21-Nov. 7, 1979, p. 20 [6]: Cosmic Awareness, as channeled through David E. Worcester, November, 1969. The actual statement given by Awareness when asked to comment on the musical ideas of Frank Zappa was: "This Awareness indicates that this entity is one who moves and collects response from many areas that these become a kaleidoscope to be embroidered for the texture of sound. This Awareness indicates that each of these then becomes an entrance from a two-dimensional system into many other areas of visualization". [7]: International Times, Oct. 21-Nov. 7, 1971, p. 20 [8]: International Times, Aug. 29-Sept. 11, 1969, p. 9 [9]: See inside cover of YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS [10]: Music Box, BBC Sky Channel, December, 1984 [11]: Musician, September, 1988, p. 46 [12]: That's Life (a television magazine show produced in Toronto), 1981 [13]: Crawdaddy, Vol. 4, No. 7, May 25, 1970, p. 31 [14]: Rollins Stone, July 20, 1968, p. 14 [15]: Seventeen, March 1972 p. 158. This article was part of a column called "CLOSE-UP: On Zest in the West Rocking in the Sun" by Edwin Miller. Under the topic heading Philosophy, Frank Zappa was quoted: "I believe the basic stuff of the universe is in the shape of waves, not subatomic particles. Then, if the two components of the universe, waves and time, are actually one, and if a wave equals a wave, all time equals all other time and you aren't going nowhere because you've already been there. Viewing this whole mechanism from a distance, it would just be a solid object." When I returned home to Toronto, I looked up the original quotation but the source magazine was not identified. However, I found in my archives another interview with Frank I had never read before. To my surprise it had the above quotation plus much more. I have included a copy of it at the end of the Notes. It is a remarkable synopsis of much of what Frank says in this interview and answers my very first question. If I had read it earlier, I might never have needed to talk to Frank again. [16]: Rock(?), September(?), 1976, article by Eve Brandstein called "Secret Life of Zappa", p. 66 [17]: International Times, August(?), 1969 [18]: International Times, August(?), 1969 [19]: Newsweek, June 3, 1968, p. 91 [20]: Musician, August, 1979, p. 40 [21]: Cream, December, 1974, p. 39. The actual statement by Frank Zappa as printed in the article was: "Frank Zappa is the guy who makes those albums. But there's another Frank Zappa, who is also crazy but you don't really know about. Information on his identity will contribute towards no useful function in contemporary society". [22]: A short comment in a television program of unknown origin, 1978(?) [23]: Los Angeles Free Press, Aug. 8, 1969 [24]: Circus, Jun, 1969, p. 42 [25]: Oui, April, 1979, p. 126 [26]: "Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You - Ten Years on the Road with Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention", 1974, p.10-11. The actual comment on p. 11 was: "Far below left, F.Z. goes "dressy-dress" during 1967 glitter shortage" [27]: David Porter's weekly Saturday morning radio show "Genesis of a Music", KPFK, Los Angeles, Nov. 5, 1988 [28]: Rolling Stone, Dec. 13, 1979, second page of article, bottom of first column. [29]: Harper's, April, 1988, p. 28. The article featured the tenets of the Church of American Secular Humanism. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 07:01:57 1993 : #9868842 From: Eric Valentine : etxelv@eua.ericsson.se : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 114 words 703 bytes : Re: Frank Zappa Tribute Msg-ID: <2e22e8$lhc@euas20.eua.ericsson.se> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 14:02:48 GMT Org. : Ellemtel Telecom Systems Labs, Stockholm, Sweden Yo Per, I first got bent on Zappa in the Hot Rats/Wazoo/WOIIFTM days. The world is a bit duller place now that he has been carried to Valhalla on his mixing board. It will be up to the rest of us to provide the missing weirdness now, I know I can trust you to do your part. So let's get to work and "Shut up and play..." What IS this thing, anyway? The only small consolation is that I have moved up on slot in the misanthrope rankings. Who could say it better than Frank, when he said "People are shit until proven otherwise." Amen, Brother Frank, amen. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 07:01:57 1993 : #9868843 From: Dean Ericksen : deaneri@microsoft.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 8 words 133 bytes : RIP Msg-ID: <CHMu2C.GG1@microsoft.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 21:22:52 Org. : Microsoft Corporation He will not be forgotten.... -D *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 07:01:58 1993 : #9868844 From: Wil Willis : wil@cwa.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 55 words 365 bytes : The Man is Gone Msg-ID: <CHMM16.BrE@cwa.com> Posted: Mon, 6 Dec 1993 18:29:30 Org. : CWA Communications Products, Inc. By the time you read this you will probably already know, Frank Zappa is dead. He died on Friday 12/4 and was buried on Saturday. Man I can't even work today. I'll be doing as many tribute shows and I can get on the air. Damn I feel bad, kids. wil *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Group Length Subject 7 07:01:58 1993 : #9868845 From: cbas125@vaxa.strath.ac.uk : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 1593 words 8786 bytes : UK obituary (Grauniad) Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.142737.1@vaxa.strath.ac.uk> Posted: 7 Dec 93 14:27:37 GMT Org. : Strathclyde University VAX Cluster This obituary appeared in the Guardian newspaper today (7/12/93) as usual there are a number of inaccuracies, but the tone of the piece is warming. (For those who don't know, the Guardian is notorious over here for getting things wrong.) Frank Zappa, who has died in Los Angeles of prostate cancer aged 52, was one of the great innovators of popular music of the past 25 years, a composer and performer whose prolific output spanned -and often collided with- rock music, jazz, avant-garde orchestral work and satire. He was a confusing, often contradictory figure who will be remembered initially for his outrageous image back in the sixties and seventies: his rock band, The Mothers of Invention, his campaigns against rock music censorship, and his more recent dips into international politics as liaison officer to the West for the new Czech government. But he deserves credit as a serious musician who was willing to take enormous gambles on - and devote much of his own wealth to writing and recording his often idiosyncratic work. With Zappa, image and reality were often at odds. It was a contradiction that he was well aware of. Back in 1975, he was in London to appear in court against the Albert Hall management (they'd banned him from appearing four years earlier). He complained: "I'm very famous, but the number of people who know my music as opposed to seeing a poster of me sitting on the toilet is very disproportionate." On that occasion he had asked me to take him to Dingwalls, in Camden Town, after saying "I just sit, and people invent their fantasies around me". Sure enough, he had just sat, continuing his dry and intense conversation, and the fantasies started. One man began explaining how the infamous poster changed his life, and another suddenly offered to " throw out anyone who annoys you". During the early eighties, he often spent months at home in Los Angeles, in the hills above Laurel Canyon. Across the road from his large family house, was a building protected by a barred gate and video camera, that looked as secure as any jail. There Zappa spent most of his time with a recording studio and video editing suite. "I don't like Los Angeles. I only live here because I can get my equipment maintained. I haven't found anything that's as interesting to do as working, so my idea of a good time is to stay at home and work." On that occasion, he was working (as usual) on an almost absurd list of prjects. There were new albums, film treatments, videos, plans to re-treat, re-release and partially re-record a back catalogue of 35 Mothers of Invention albums, as well as his own orchestral works with complex rhythm patterns that "are derived from speech patterns". Much of his orchestral work was performed live for the first time at the Barbican in 1983 by the LSO, bravely conducted by Kent Nagano. Zappa paid for the concert and subsequent recording, and had paid $500,000 for the scores to be written out. It was not intended as a commercial venture. "The reason I write music is because I like to listen to it, and if there are other people who like to listen to it then that's fine. I've saved up for years in order to make this happen." While other sixties heroes cashed in on nostalgia, Zappa moved on, lost interest in rock bands, and even in the guitar, though he was one of the great guitarists of his era. Instead he moved to electronics and the Synclavier sampler, which he used to create sounds that could not be achieved by conventional instruments. As a self-styled "composer-businessman" he knew that he could have made a fortune by reviving his old material and re-forming the Mothers, but instead he worked on new, complex material almost to the end. A new album The Yellow Shark was released last month, and another, Civilisation Phase III is due in the spring. There are thought to be hours and hours of unreleased material on tape in his studio. His final "serious" compositions may have seemed a world away from the Mothers, but Zappa had taken an interest in avant-garde styles even when he first emerged as one of the wildest and freakiest figures on the West Coast. His early rock satires, such as we're only in it for the money, mixed meticulous playing, split-second timing and rapid shifts between different styles with the humour and obscenity that became Zappa's early trademark. He had grown up in Southern California listening to doo-wop, blues and rock 'n' roll but also to Stravinsky and Varese. He started out by playing in bar bands, recording for low-budget films, and recording singles in his own studio. He joined a white soul band who were soon transformed to become a vehicle for Zappa's cynical, satirical songs and electric rock style, and re-named The Mothers Of Invention by an astute record company executive. Starting with a double album, Freak-Out! (1966), Zappa released over 50 albums, with or without the ever-changing Mothers. He was always switching direction - from rock satire to jazz-rock or the avant-garde and back again. As he insisted back in the mid seventies: "I might be working on 10 styles at once, but only put one on a particular album. I keep reading about the direction I'm supposed to be going in, but that's wrong." He worked with musicians like Captain Beefheart, Lowell George and Jean-Luc Ponty, and much of his work "is written around the musicians, because I like people playing to the limits of their skill". Inevitably his vast back catalogue includes peaks and troughs. His sixties output includes the often brilliant, vicious satire of We're Only In It For The Money, while in 1970he demonstrated his impressive jazz-rock guitar on the instrumental set Hot Rats. The same year saw his first collaboration with classical musicians at a performance of 200 Motels, with the Los Angeles Philharmonic under Zubin Mehta. The orchestra were required to snap their fingers (which they did) and belch (which they didn't). A blend of jokes, serious music and scatalogical humour began to wear a little thin by the end of the seventies and early eighties, with over extended works like the three album Joe's Garage, though song titles like Why Does It Hurt When I Pee continue to shock. His biggest commercial success, Valley Girl (1982) was a return to vicious satire in his treatment of California youth culture. It featuredf his then 14-year old daughter Moon Unit. Zappa may have spent much of his last years in seclusion but he could still grab the headlines. In 1985 he played a big role in the campaign against the censorship of rock lyrics, then being mounted by the influential Parents Music Resource Centre lobby. The PMRC were outraged by the deliberately provocative and sexually explicit lyrics of a new wave of heavy metal bands. For Zappa this wasn't a debate about an unsavoury pop subculture. It was about free speech, and Zappa took that very seriously indeed. In September 1985, he testified before the Senate Commerce Committee hearings on pornography in rock, and in a witty but angry speech argued that "bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad law are more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality". The hearing ended with a compromise: warning stickers had to be stuck on albums that contained explicit lyrics. Zappa stuck an enormous spoof sticker on his new album, Frank Zappa Meets The Mothers Of Prevention (which included recordings of the Senate Committee hearing). Zappa's success in Washington launched an unlikely new political career. His work had always been taken very seriously by dissident musicians in East Europe, and after the fall of Communism Zappa was invited to do cultural liaison work with the West for the new Czech government. He was involved in discussions with the governments of Czecheslovakia, Hungary and even Yugoslavia (before the civil war) on the creation of a regional cultural fund. There were indications that this campaigner for free speech and capitalism might have found something more interesting to do than staying at home and working. He had begun to consider a political career in the States, and had been involved in voter registration work. He had even talked of plans to run for president, as a "non-partisan candidate" (he could never join the Republicans after his battles over poornography with the religious right), but such plans were shelved as his illness became worse over the last four years. His death leaves America a greyer, more timid place. Robin Denslow Also in the Guardian is a shorter piece in the arts section, but as the above took me a hour to copy, I'll do it later. Toodle-pip Ranko *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 07:01:59 1993 : #9868846 From: Binegar Birne : binegar@math.okstate.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 99 words 691 bytes : R.I.P. Francis Vincent Zappa Msg-ID: <CHo4MB.9A@math.okstate.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 14:08:32 Org. : Oklahoma State University, Math Department I have been waiting for two days now to see a post concerning Zappa's death. Since there has been no mention of this sad topic I thought I should at least report what I know. Yesterday (Monday, Dec. 6) Good Morning America reported that Frank Zappa died in his home of prostate cancer. He was buried in private cemermony in Los Angeles on Saturday, Dec. 4. my condolences to all, Birne Binegar -Birne Binegar Mathematics Department, Oklahoma State University, Stillwater, OK 74078, USA Email: binegar@math.okstate.edu Tel. 405-744-5789 Fax. 405-744-8275 *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 07:01:59 1993 : #9868847 From: Mark Mudgett : mudgett@bose.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 235 words 1789 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.094337@bose.com> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 09:48:07 -050 Org. : Bose Corporation In article <2e0ejl$58r@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>, jab55062@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (The World Renown Jason Boskey) writes: |> Ummm, Frank Zappa never used drugs. It was his policy to not allow his group |> to use drugs on tour with him either. Also, he was definitely someone who |> stood for what he believed in. |> |> |> ________________________________________________________________________ |> |Jason "The Bosk" Boskey | "Never kiss by the garden gate"| |> |E-Mail: Bosk@uiuc.edu | "Love is blind | |> | jab55062@sumter.cso.uiuc.edu| "But the neighbors ain't" | |> | jab55062@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu |-------------------------------| |> |-------------------------------------| |> | Disclaimer: My opinions are just that, mine. If you don't like | |> | what I say, don't listen. | |> ----------------------------------------------------------------------Frank was a notorious nicotine addict, and frequently berated "drug users" with a butt in his hand. Preaching to kids about drugs while feeding his addictiion showed a certain hypocrisy. But, yes, he did stand for what he believed in. A great composer, guitarist, and songwriter. His wit and creativity will be missed! So long Frank! "Do ya love it, do ya hate it, there it is the way ya made it." -|| Mark C. Mudgett Telephone: (508) 879-1916 ext 6945 || || Bose Corporation, MS 15D Internet: mudgett@bose.com || || The Mountain Fax: (508) 879-4806 || || Framingham MA 01701-9168 || *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 07:01:59 1993 : #9868848 From: Roy Walter : rwalter@panix.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 297 words 1682 bytes : Re: UPI obituary Msg-ID: <2e25ob$3f2@panix.com> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 09:59:23 -050 Org. : PANIX Public Access Internet and Unix, NYC Shannon Lawson (lawson@zappa.sps.mot.com) wrote: : In article <2e00p3$51d@panix.com> rwalter@panix.com (Roy Walter) writes: : > : >As published on AOL: : >--------------------------------------------------------------: > : Francis Vincent Zappa Jr., the oldest of four children in a GreekSicilian : >household, was born Dec. 21, 1940, in Baltimore, Md. When he was 9 the family : >moved to California. : This is not correct. His real name is Frank Vincent Zappa. Not Francis. : Not Jr. Even Frank thought his first name was Francis (like his Dad's) for : a long time, but he eventually found that his name was really Frank. See : "The Real Frank Zappa Book" for the reference. : >Studio Z folded after Zappa made a 10-minute porno film for a used car salesman : >who turned out to be an undercover policeman. Zappa was arrested, served 10 days : >in jail and was on probation for three years. : It was *not* a film. It was an audio tape, and he mostly did it as a joke. : He and a lady friend made noises for the tape. They thought it was funny, : and they were going to get paid for just making noises. That's it. Again, see : "The Real Frank Zappa Book." : >"Once all that stuff started happening anybody stating the case at all. I have : >the right to state my side of the case as an independent guy." : Something seems to be missing from this quote. again. : >Transmitted: Read the first sentence 93-12-06 07:31:00 EST : He'll be misunderstood and misquoted for some time to come, it seems... : Shannon Lawson : lawson@zappa.sps.mot.com Taken from MIND LINK! on Tue Dec Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 16:55:08 1993 7 08:01:46 1993 : #9869668 From: A nagy Istvan : s1078395@cedarville.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 257 words 1665 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <s1078395.372.2D049844@cedarville.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 14:50:45 Org. : Cedarville College, Cedarville, OH In article <1993Dec3.Ka2cc4.xv9@gossa.cs.mjc.edu> joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu (JOE SIX-PACK) writes: >From: joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu (JOE SIX-PACK) >Subject: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! >Date: Mon, 6 Dec 93 20:55:53 GMT >THAT ****** RAT ****** DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A ******** DRUG ABUSIN >PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE >WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT ******* CAN ROT >IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. > > > JOE SIX-PACK, USA Ah yes. Very mature post there. Don't you all love it when people use such universally calm diction? Yes, Ol' Joe Six Pack WAS the same one who posted about river phoenix. On misc.test, of all places. Funny thing. Drugs and Beer will both kill you, it's just that beer is legal. Same with abortion and murder. Because hey. I don't like Zappa either. I am against all forms of Rock and Roll or whatever he was. But that's no excuse for a bunch of smut like our mutual friend posted here. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not a sig. Any appearance of this to a genuine sig file is purely coincidental. In fact, this whole posting may just be a figment of your imagination. But if you truly believe in your heart that this is genuine, you may direct all flames, writings and other such nonsense to Steve Estep. My address, which truly is genuine, is, S1078395@cedarville.edu. Alias, A Nagy Istvan. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 08:01:47 1993 : #9869669 From: jodle on BIX : jodle@BIX.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 68 words 485 bytes : Re: FZ RIP (Was Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <jodle.755277449@BIX.com> Posted: 7 Dec 93 15:17:29 GMT Org. : General Videotex Corporation skershaw@alsvid.une.edu.au (Shane Kershaw) writes: I'd like some thoughts about tracks to play during an one hour radio show, to be braodcast locally on Saturday, 11 December from 1pm - 2pm. I've got most of the catalogue, but none of the boots or YCDTOSA5or6 ================ and I respond... ================ I have always been partial to "Night School" from "Jazz From Hell.". *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 08:01:47 1993 : #9869670 From: Mike Quigley : Mr_Gigabyte@mindlink.bc.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 25 words 250 bytes : Ignore "HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!" posts! Msg-ID: <33907@mindlink.bc.ca> Posted: 7 Dec 93 15:32:56 GMT Org. : MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada I really wish people would ignore posts like this. There was something similar in rec.arts.movies after River Phoenix died a few weeks ago. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Group Length Subject 7 08:01:48 1993 : #9869671 From: jrm@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 148 words 982 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <1993Dec6.194146.3257@tower> Posted: 6 Dec 93 19:41:46 -0500 In article <1993Dec3.Ka2cc4.xv9@gossa.cs.mjc.edu>, joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu (JOE SIX-PACK) writes: > THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN > PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE > WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT > IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. > > > JOE SIX-PACK, USA Fortunately, the world will remember more about what Zappa had to say about the 'Joe 6-Packs' of the world than they will about what the 'Joes' themselves had to say about Zappa. Accept your benighted hops-besotted insignificance Mr. Joe - all you will have to show for your existence is a pile of empty beer cans. Zappa left us art - an attitude and a worthwhile perspective on life. Hope your kids become neo-flowerchildren ... *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 08:01:48 1993 : #9869672 From: Magnus Persson : magnuspe@Minsk.docs.uu.se : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 68 words 437 bytes : Thx for everything, Frank Msg-ID: <2e27pg$sin@corax.udac.uu.se> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 15:34:08 GMT Org. : Uppsala University No one (except my friends and relatives) has meant so much for me as Frank Zappa did. He learned me a lot about music and life, and I hope his music will continue to inspire the generations to come. Music is the best & You are what you is Bye Frank Magnus -Magnus Persson 1dan t89mpe@bellatrix.tdb.uu.se Uppsala University, Sweden *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 09:03:35 1993 : #9870369 From: Todd Leonard : todd@meaddata.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 104 words 837 bytes : Re: Alcohol references (was Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA...) Msg-ID: <2e29jl$79d@meaddata.meaddata.com> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 16:05:09 GMT Org. : Mead Data Central, Dayton OH In response to a really lame article, mrloop@nit.pactel.com (Mark Loop) writes: |> I don't think you have a *clue* as to what you're talking about. Frank |> Zappa did *not* take drugs, or even drink, for that matter. I cannot |> think of any songs promoting drug use and only "Titties & Beer" come |> to mind with any real reference to alcohol. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ How about Joe's Garage? -_________________________________________________________________________ _____ ________ | This note is composed entirely of | _ _| _| todd@meaddata.com | electrons that were just bouncing ||_||_||_| !uunet!meaddata!todd | around with nothing better to do. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 09:03:36 1993 : #9870370 From: Joe Newman : joe@gloss.mcc.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 172 words 969 bytes : Re: Frank Zappa Remembered Msg-ID: <CHo9wv.M87@mcc.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 16:02:54 Org. : MCC, Austin, Texas >Hendrix threw pieces of his guitar out to the crowd after he >burned and then smashed it at Monterey. I think what was left >may have been built back up - the body was painted a very >colorful paisely scheme by Jimi himself - but I'm not sure. Well, if you're not sure, why did you bother saying it? Actually, the Hendrix strat was one that Hendrix had burned in Miami, not Monterey. I would be amazed if the guitar smashed in Monterey was rebuilt. This commonly repeated inaccuracy is fairly innocuous. Another one that was repeated in some of yesterday's press releases is a little more annoying. It is commonly stated that Frank's arrest in Cucamonga was for a porno film. In fact, it was an audio tape of simulated sex. It is also rarely mentioned that, at the time, Frank was desperate for money, and the police exploited this when they entrapped him. -Joe Newman *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length 7 09:03:36 1993 : #9870371 From: Cliff Heller : fnord@panix.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 68 words 616 bytes Subject : Re: I'm really going to miss him.... Msg-ID: <2e28fj$bvi@panix.com> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 10:45:55 -050 Org. : Right Bleedin' Church of Libertine Obfuscatology In <CHn04H.8G5@uwindsor.ca> bouche2@server.uwindsor.ca (Boucher David) writes: >I heard that Frank had died this morning on a *country* music station -your news is inaccurate. Frank died on his bed. -/ \ The Reverend Void-Where-Prohibited fnord@panix.com /<0>\ Church of Obfuscatology, Inc. / \ "King Kong died for your sins!" /_______\ "Don't just eat a hamburger, eat the HELL out of it!" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 09:03:36 1993 : #9870372 From: Cliff Heller : fnord@panix.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 97 words 767 bytes : Re: rest in peace, Frank Msg-ID: <2e28ho$c4q@panix.com> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 10:47:04 -050 Org. : Right Bleedin' Church of Libertine Obfuscatology In <ELI.93Dec6100639@glare.cisco.com> eli@glare.cisco.com (Steve Elias) writes: >please don't let the lesson of this avoidable tragedy be lost on you, >fellow zappa fans. if you're male and above 30, get your prostate >checked once a year by an MD. And quit smoking! Don't tell me his abuse of nicotine/tobacco did not contribute to his early demise. -/ \ The Reverend Void-Where-Prohibited fnord@panix.com /<0>\ Church of Obfuscatology, Inc. / \ sins!" /_______\ of it!" "King Kong died for your "Don't just eat a hamburger, eat the HELL out *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 09:03:37 1993 : #9870373 From: Doug Obrecht : obrecht@imagen.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 115 words 905 bytes : Re: FZ RIP Msg-ID: <obrecht.755279719@imagen> Posted: 7 Dec 93 15:55:19 GMT Org. : imagen >skershaw@alsvid.une.edu.au (Shane Kershaw) writes: >I'd like some thoughts about tracks to play during an one hour radio show, >to be braodcast locally on Saturday, 11 December from 1pm - 2pm. I've got most >of the catalogue, but none of the boots or YCDTOSA5or6 Some of my favorites are: Peaches En Regalia; Florentine Pogen; Montana; Nite School; Oh No/Orange County Lumber Truck; G-Spot Tornado (Yellow Shark Version); Waka/Jawaka; Toads of the Short Forest; Holiday in Berlin Full Blown/Aybe Sea; It Must Be A Camel -========================================================================= ===== Douglas Obrecht obrecht@aqm.com | Here's the deal, Larry - the opinions QMS Inc. | expressed here are mine alone. ========================================================================= ===== *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 09:03:37 1993 : #9870374 From: Mark Burton : mburton@netcom.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 592 words 3118 bytes : Re: Frank's gone... Msg-ID: <mburtonCHo83L.12A@netcom.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 15:23:45 Org. : Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest) I've been reading the posts since Monday morning. This was the best way I can think of to hear the news -- among fellow friends of Frank's. I was a Freshman at Georgia Tech when I first got into Zappa. I went to a local record store and saw a double-cassette titled "Sheik Yerbouti" by some guy named Frank Zappa. I recognized his name, and thought I remembered reading that he was a good heavy metal musician. I shelled out the $17 for the tape, got into my car, and started driving home. Shoving the tape into the tape player, I was "assulted" by "Nah nah nah nah nah" of "I Have Been In You." This was not quite what I was expecting (thinking all along that it was going to be heavy metal) but I forced myself to keep listening (after all, I'd just shelled out 17 bucks!) I got on the highway, and the next song came on. Since I was new to Atlanta, I took a wrong turn. Cars were getting in my way, and traffic was very confusing. I finally figured out where I was going, and someone cut me off!! At that moment I suddenly heard the music again -- it was saying exactly what my brain was saying to the driver who had cut me off -- "You're an asshole! You're an asshole, that's right!" Suddenly, I was jumping up and down in my seat laughing and feeling great! I rewound the tape to the beginning and heard it in a whole new light. I listened to that tape over and over and over again until I finally got a CD player and bought "We're Only In It..." Now, I have every single Zappa CD put out, bootlegs, videos, posters, books, magazines, articles, a scrapbook.... you know. Saturday, December 4th was my first year wedding anniversary. For some reason, his passing on that same day makes me feel like he was saying goodbye to me. I only spoke with him once, and always dreamed of meeting him. Now, I'll have to wait to join him in THE BIG NOTE. I went to work Monday and tore off the pages of my word-of-the-day calendar. At that time, I believed he had died on December 5th (for all I know, he did in my time zone) , and I wanted to see the word for that day. I knew somehow, that it would have a message for me. The word for that day was "eviternity" which means "everlasting existence after death." Amazingly appropriate. How's that for cosmic coincidence? That's not all... I receive tons of mail in my job from other musicians. Monday morning I opened a letter to find a manuscript of a song entitled "I'm Free" (words copyright 1992 by Helen Mae Kress): "Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free. I'm following the path God laid for me. I took His hand when I heard him call. I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day --things left undone must stay that way. Be not burdened with times of sorrow. I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow. My life's been full, I've savored much -good times, good friends, a loved one's touch. Lift up your hearts and share with me, God wanted me now, he has set me free." -Mark -Free as the wind. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 09:03:37 1993 : #9870375 From: Magnum : olemo@dhhalden.no : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 116 words 891 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <olemo.395.2D04ADE1@dhhalden.no> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 16:22:57 Org. : ODH In article <1993Dec3.Ka2cc4.xv9@gossa.cs.mjc.edu> joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu (JOE SIX-PACK) writes: >THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD >PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I >WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, >IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE > > > DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. JOE SIX-PACK, USA Like yesterday, I still refuse to flame anyone, relying instead on the hope that someone forgot to log out. -Magnum Snail-mail: Ole M. Olsen E-mail: olemo@dhhalden.no Hovsveien 130 olemo@gyda.dhhalden.no N-1769 HALDEN NORWAY Spelling and grammar errors are righted intentionally. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 09:03:38 1993 : #9870376 From: Marten Haggstrom : euamhm@eua.ericsson.se : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 28 words 269 bytes : Never die Msg-ID: <2e2aka$mmg@euas20.eua.ericsson.se> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 16:22:34 GMT Org. : Ellemtel Telecom Systems Labs, Stockholm, Sweden No one has enjoyed me as much as Frank! I miss you, Frank! The musik will continue to live and i will continue to listen. /Marten *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 10:03:40 1993 : #9871414 From: Cliff Heller : fnord@panix.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 119 words 849 bytes : Re: There will come a time.... Msg-ID: <2e2cq2$lqf@panix.com> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 11:59:46 -050 Org. : Right Bleedin' Church of Libertine Obfuscatology In <stellaCHn7Ir.M6q@netcom.com> stella@netcom.com (STella) writes: >And for me, the most wonderful thing that happened was that they >played a song that contained a line "there will come a time when you >won't even be ashamed that you are fat". >That made a lot of difference to me, as a pudgy college freshthing, >and it still resonates for me. How reassuring. And 14 years later, he recorded Jumbo Go Away. Then how did you feel? -/ \ The Reverend Void-Where-Prohibited fnord@panix.com /<0>\ Church of Obfuscatology, Inc. / \ "King Kong died for your sins!" /_______\ of it!" "Don't just eat a hamburger, eat the HELL out *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 10:03:41 1993 : #9871415 From: Eric L. Tullis : as500@yfn.ysu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 343 words 1757 bytes : Names for card -- PLEASE READ!!! Msg-ID: <2e2bv0$o5v@news.ysu.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 16:45:20 GMT Org. : Youngstown State/Youngstown Free-Net Hello everyone. Many of you have sent your name to be included in the group card for the alt.fan.fz board. The response has been very encouraging, and I appreciate all the input, as will the Zappa family, I'm sure. Jason Colton had a good idea about including our locations as well as our names. As I copied name after name that was sent to me, and saw how global Frank's fandom really is, I realized too that this is a great idea, and would do alot to show the Zappa family that although the loss is felt the most right there at home, the entire world is hurting as well. So, if anyone else wants their name included in the group card for alt.fan.fz, send not only your name but also your city and state or country. Also, if you've already sent your name in, check the list below. If your name is on the list, I need your city and state or country info as well. Please send all names and info to me at tullise@indy.navy.mil or as500@yfn.ysu.edu... As I mentioned before, I'll be collecting names for about a week or so, or until the names stop coming. I want to have this card out to the family in time for Frank's birthday on the 22nd. Thanks again for all your help and support. Here's the list of folks I need city and state/country info from: Chan Benson Nicolas Berloquin Mark Burton Seth Colitz Brad Corsello Thomas Faenge Richard Fox Vance Galloway Rick Gordon Trevor Hall Teemu Hanninen Sudish Joseph Ales Kantor C. Gordon Keeble Niklas Koponen Juzer T. Kopti Shannon Lawson Dr. Stephen M. Marson Duncan Mills Gora Mohanty Rik Myers Mark Natola Joe Newman Kevin Tripp That's about it...Thanks again to everyone! Eric Tullis -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 10:03:41 1993 : #9871416 From: MADIGAN KEVIN M : km9985@phoebe.albany.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 65 words 476 bytes : Daniel Schor on NPR Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.162553.7165@sarah.albany.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 93 16:25:53 G Org. : State University of New York at Albany Yestreday, on NPR's "All Things Considered" was a wonderful send off to Frank. It started with "Wowie Zowie" and ended with "Peaches En Regalia". In the middle was a beautiful essay by Daniel Schor. I have the whole thing on tape, but unfortunately, I left it at home. If there is interest I will transcribe it later today or tommorrow. Kevin *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 10:03:41 1993 : #9871417 From: Steve Ramirez : sramirez@fission.intel.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 427 words 2452 bytes : Re: CNN NEWS: Frank Zappa has died of cancer. Msg-ID: <2e2ad9$kae@chnews.intel.com> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 16:18:49 GMT Org. : Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona In article <1993Dec6.162408.2219@news.media.mit.edu> ben@media.mit.edu (Benjamin Kline Lowengard) writes: >"Music is the best!" > >Anybody want to post personal Zappa Anecdotes? I met him in '82 after >sitting way high up in the Hartford Civic Center. He was investigating sure. one of the funniest things I ever saw on TV was when Frank was on the Aresenio Hall show several years ago (go figure). Ass-Hall, is his usaul boot-licking "style" introduces Zappa as "the Z-man"!! Zappa comes out with a slighty amused look(sneer) on his face.. Hall was trying to get some kind of "outrageous" response out of Frank by asking him stupid questions about his kids' names, etc., which Frank answered very straight, actually he said that "luna" which translates to "moon" ius a very common name in other parts of the world and it was only because Americans were so lame and uptight that anyone made a big deal about it. Aresenio was clearly out of his element by then... Then, he asks Zappa about a song he's writing about Michael Jackson, Zappa says that he was watching a news story about a MJ tour and they were interviewing a black girl who was about 10-11, they asked her what she thought about Michael, and her response was (imagine Zappa imitating a little black girl" "...he UGLY! he look WHITE!!". Zappa quips, "that about says it all for me...". Hall is visibly shaken, he can't seem to tell if Zappa was kidding or not, they cut to a commercial with nothing else being said. they come back from commercical, Hall says he's not going to ask FZ anymore questions and they both just sit there for about 30 seconds until the band starts playing the closing theme !! Hall looking very uncomfortable, Zappa with this "cat-that-ate-the-canary" grin.. Excellent!! OB urban legend reference: In a Michigan concert, Zappa challenges the audience to find "a grosser mutherfucker than me". Some big jock gets up on stage, takes a shit, to delight of the crowd, and then Zappa "out-grosses" him by rubbing it on his chest.... How did YOU hear it?? -sramirez@sedona.intel.com "'E was the vilest geezer I ever met, all misshapen, no 'air, 'unchback, flat feet. Everybody 'ated 'im. Everybody 'ated me. We 'ated each other, too, but nobody else would talk to us, so we'd just get drunk and criticize each other" - Sid Vicious on Johnny Rotten *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 10:03:42 1993 : #9871418 From: Cliff Heller : fnord@panix.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 127 words 916 bytes : Re: Zappa's dead Msg-ID: <2e2cth$m5e@panix.com> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 12:01:37 -050 Org. : Right Bleedin' Church of Libertine Obfuscatology In <reinoud-061293171625@mac171.bio.vu.nl> reinoud@bio.vu.nl (Reinoud Bosman) writes: >Yes people, HE is DEAD! >AND NOTHING IS SAID ABOUT IT HERE ?????????????? >What's the matter, why doesn't anybody say something about it? Was this >area not for the REAL zappamaniacs? Where have you been? There have been more messages posted to this group in the last three days, than in its entire history. I guess it just takes time to get across to the Netherlands. Either that or your site has a dead feed. -/ \ The Reverend Void-Where-Prohibited fnord@panix.com /<0>\ Church of Obfuscatology, Inc. / \ "King Kong died for your sins!" /_______\ "Don't just eat a hamburger, eat the HELL out of it!" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Group Length Subject 7 10:03:42 1993 : #9871419 From: pchouinard@TrentU.CA : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 66 words 659 bytes : Turn ! Turn! Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.170823.11569@trentu.ca> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 17:08:23 Org. : Trent University, Peterborough "They were mellow, they were yellow, they were wearing smelly blankets, they were Donovan fans" ......................................................................... ... "You can feeback the fuzztone from your wah-wah" ......................................................................... ... "No one could do it like you used to" ......................................................................... .. You can tell right away, all us assholes really need you! I'm going back to my smelly little secret black-light bedroom! pppp *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 10:03:43 1993 : #9871420 From: Brandi Weed : bweed@muddcs.claremont.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 83 words 620 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2e2ds2$p2t@jaws.cs.hmc.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 17:17:54 GMT Org. : Harvey Mudd College, Claremont CA Look, people, this is the same idiot who tied up God knows how many newsgroups with the "HAHAHAHAHA RIVER PHOENIX IS DEAD" thread for at least a couple of weeks there. He's using an alias, and you can't e-mail to him, so just sit on your hands and ignore him. Followups to alt.fan.frank-zappa. -Brandi Weed "I've got a good mind to join the club bweed@muddcs.claremont.edu and beat you over the head with it." --Groucho Marx *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 10:03:43 1993 : #9871421 From: Martin H. Booda : booda@spop.navo.navy.mil : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 82 words 599 bytes : Re: CivII Name Contest & condolences to a.f.f-z Msg-ID: <2e276h$on6@spitfire.navo.navy.mil> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 15:24:01 GMT Org. : Naval Oceanographic Office In article <CHns65.6MB@ufrima.imag.fr>, caffarel@ufrima.imag.fr (Florent Caffarel) writes: >>We need a name for this game. >>We can't use Civilization 2 (Civilization is trademarked). If you >>can come up with a name whose acronym is CIV, that would be clever >>indeed. >>To the winner of this contest goes a free copy of the game :) >>-Devin >Why not something like "Emperor" or "CIV-City" (!) or "World-Civ" or >"Civ-Planet"... How about "Civilization Phaze III"? \!-) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 10:03:43 1993 : #9871422 From: Jim Burris : burris@epcot.spdc.ti.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 103 words 671 bytes : Re: An idea for a suitable tribute to Frank Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.170721.7313@spdc.ti.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 17:07:21 Org. : TI Semiconductor Process and Design Center In article <Mh10Og600iUz4CVs1Q@andrew.cmu.edu> Brian William Carroll <bc2u+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes: > > > Ever year on Hendrix's birthday, a friend of mine buys a >cheeseburger and fries and places them under a tree. I was thinking >that on Frank's birthday I would buy a cup of coffee and a pack of >cigarettes but I can't think of an apropriate place to put them. "over by the dental floss bush"! > ...stuff deleted > >Brian Carroll >Carnegie Mellon University > >"and he quietly dreams he's last imaginary guitar solo" Jim Burris *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 10:03:44 1993 : #9871423 From: huette : huetcaji@w251zrz.zrz.tu-berlin.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 62 words 566 bytes : Broadcasts in Germany?? Msg-ID: <2e2fs8$bn9@mailgzrz.TU-Berlin.DE> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 17:52:08 GMT Org. : TUBerlin/ZRZ Hello everybody, if somebody gets information about a broadcast about FZ on TV or radio, receiveable in Germany, please post it here or better send me an e-mail. Thank you very much ************************************************************************* * | | __ ___ ___ __ |--| | | |_ | | |_ huetcaji@w250zrz.zrz.tu-berlin.de | | |__| |__ | | |__ Juergen Huettner, Fichtestr.3, 10967 Berlin *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 11:02:45 1993 : #9872546 From: Leigh Orf : orf@scrap.ssec.wisc.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 167 words 1015 bytes : Re: Frank's Passing Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.172751.24246@cs.wisc.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 17:27:51 Org. : Atmospheric Oceanic and Space Sciences I just posted yesterday about doing a FZ tribute (I am a classical DJ at Madison's community radio station, WORT). It has come to my attention that FZ wrote a few pieces that are classical-ish which are not on his LSO recordings. Could somebody post or e-mail me a list of the cuts & the albums that they are on? Anything that would be remotely acceptable as classical music. WORT is a cool station and I'm sure I'll be given lots of leeway. The tribute will be from 5-8 AM on monday (12/13). I am pretty familiar with his music but not all of it obviously... he released so much stuff! Thanks, Leigh RIPFZ -- If you are a classical artist in the Madison, Wisconsin area and are interested in being on the air, contact me! Leigh Orf:::orf@ssec.wisc.edu:::(608)265-2324[work]:::(608)256-1708[home] Gradual student of Atmospheric Science & early morning DJ on WORT 89.9 FM *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 11:02:45 1993 : #9872547 From: Bill Friend : friend@aurs43.raleigh : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 0 words 105 bytes : WE LOST FRANK Msg-ID: <2e2e7l$h98@aurns1.aur.alcatel.com> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 17:24:05 GMT Org. : Sun Microsystems *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 11:02:45 1993 : #9872548 From: Dianne Hackborn : hackbod@xanth.cs.orst.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 267 words 1553 bytes : Knock-knock Zappa (was Re: Zappa as serious composer ?!) Msg-ID: <2e26tfINNkda@flop.ENGR.ORST.EDU> Posted: 7 Dec 93 15:19:11 GMT Org. : Buried on the floor somewhere. In article <pepke-061293110348@pepkemac.scri.fsu.edu>, Eric Pepke <pepke@scri.fsu.edu> wrote: | In article <2draks$7il@sabon.cs.arizona.edu>, andrey@CS.Arizona.EDU (Andrey | K. Yeatts) wrote: | > *Philip* Glass? | | Knock Knock. | Who's there? | Knock Knock. | Who's there? | Knock Knock. | Who's there? | Knock Knock. | Who's there? | | Philip Glass | Philip Glass | Philip Glass | Philip Glass Then I guess Steve Reich would be: Knock Knock. Who's there? ckKno ckKno. There's who? ockKn ockKn. Were hoth's? ckoKn ckoKn. Here whot's? Steve Reich Ste Reich ve Re Steve ich Reich Steve And, of course, the Knock Knock tribute to Frank Zappa: Knock Knock. Who's there? Bang Bang. Yo who's the bro? Ding Dong. Cooommmmiiiiiing! (*) Ring Ring. Leave your name at the sound of the beep. Frank Zappa. The master-blaster, the man with a plan, the ham with the wham, Frank Zappa! Have *you* thought about Frank Zappa lately? dumm dumm dumm Frank (doo wop!) Zaaa-aaa-aaaa-ppaaaaaaaaa! (*) Of course the pun is intended. Feeling a little better since yesterday, but not much, -----------------------------------------------------------------------Dianne Kyra Hackborn "My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a hackbod@xanth.cs.orst.edu happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or BIX: dhack / IRC: Dianne her as far away from a church as you can." Oregon State University -- Frank Zappa *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 11:02:45 1993 : #9872549 From: Chris Larsen : clarsen@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 19 words 195 bytes : Re: Bad News. (SLOW FEED) Msg-ID: <5884@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 93 17:00:56 GMT Org. : Emory University (BIMCORE) I too loathe the death of the muffin man to the prostate cancer he developed. Multiple :( *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 11:02:46 1993 : #9872550 From: Benjamin Kline Lowenga : ben@media.mit.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 281 words 1707 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.172130.25820@news.media.mit.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 17:21:30 Org. : MIT Media Laboratory In article <1993Dec7.094337@bose.com> mudgett@bose.com (Mark Mudgett) writes: > >In article <2e0ejl$58r@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>, jab55062@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (The World Renown Jason Boskey) writes: >|> Ummm, Frank Zappa never used drugs. It was his policy to not allow his group >|> to use drugs on tour with him either. Also, he was definitely someone who >|> stood for what he believed in. > >Frank was a notorious nicotine addict, and frequently berated "drug users" >with a butt in his hand. Preaching to kids about drugs while feeding his >addictiion showed a certain hypocrisy. >But, yes, he did stand for what he believed in. >A great composer, guitarist, and songwriter. His wit and creativity will be >missed! So long Frank! >"Do ya love it, do ya hate it, there it is the way ya made it." Zappa considered cigarettes food. Whatever addiction nicotine spells for people it doesn't drive them to shoot people or steal televisions or jump off buildings in a petulent frenzy. Like pornography or evangelism it will take the consensus of people to establish limits and controls on whatever "addiction" cult they choose to follow, whether it's caffeine, cigarettes, sex, booze..whatever. I'm not going to get into a discussion about xx med reports concerning the effects of xx, but to say Zappa was hypocritical about drugs is an overstatement. He stuck to his guns about what he believed in, and was not suckered in nor did he sucker anyone else with hype or superficiality.This is an admirible quality in any human being. I hope this aspect of his personality is remembered. benj *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 11:02:46 1993 : #9872551 From: Bill Friend : friend@aurs43.raleigh : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 282 words 1519 bytes : WE LOST FRANK Msg-ID: <2e2fda$h98@aurns1.aur.alcatel.com> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 17:44:10 GMT Org. : Sun Microsystems BEING 38 YEARS OLD I REMEMBER FRANKS EARLY YEARS. THERE WAS A REAL BIG FOLLOWING BACK THEN. BACK IN 69' WE ALL TOOK ROCK STARS AND IDENTIFIED WITH THEM. LOTS OF DEAD FANS. PINK FLOYD, THE AIRPLANE, THE MAN WITH THE GUITAR JIMI HENDRIX AND THEN THERE WAS THE MOTHERS. BEING A CHILD OF THE 60'S AND LIVING THROUGH THOSE DRUG CRAZY YEARS I HAVE A STRONG BOND TO THAT MUSIC. WHEN I LISTEN TO ALL THAT OLD STUFF I REMEMBER WHERE I WAS, WHAT I WAS DOING, THE FRIENDS I HAD AND I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO DO IT ALL AGAIN. I CAN REMEMBER SITTING IN MY FRIENDS BASEMENT IN 69' AND HE THER MAKING ME LISTEN TO THIS CRAZY SHIT I'VE NEVER HEARD, WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY. I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW THAT ALBUMN COVER, BEFORE THEY WERE MADE TO TURN IT INSIDE OUT BACAUSE THEY SAID IT WAS A RIPOFF OF THE BEATLES. I REMEMBER DROPPING ACID AND LISTENING TO FREAKOUT AND WEASLES RIPPED MY FLESH. MAN I DONT THINK I WAS EVER THE SAME AFTER THAT. WE LOST JIMI, LENNON AND NOW FRANK. I DONT HAVE ANYONE LEFT TO HOLD ONTO. ONLY THE MEMORIES AND THE MUSIC. _______________________________________________________ OH NO I DONT BELIEVE IT YOU SAY THAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF LOVE. DO YOU REALLY THINK IT CAN BE TOLD? YOU SAY LOVE IS ALL WE NEED. YOU SAY WITH YOUR LOVE YOU COULD CHANGE ALL OF THE FOOLS ALL OF THE HATE. I THINK YOURE PROBABLY OUT TO LUNCH. _______________________________________________________ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec 7 11:02:46 1993 Message : #9872552 From: Doug Obrecht Address Group Length Subject : : : : obrecht@imagen.com Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 66 words 594 bytes FZ Footnote Msg-ID: <obrecht.755287394@imagen> Posted: 7 Dec 93 18:03:14 GMT Org. : imagen The Pop/Rock band Toto's name was inspired from Zappa's "Billy the Mountain", not the "Wizard of Oz". David Paich, their keyboardist, was a big fan of Frank in high school. Anyone else have any bizarre tidbits? -========================================================================= ===== Douglas Obrecht obrecht@aqm.com | Here's the deal, Larry - the opinions QMS Inc. | expressed here are mine alone. ========================================================================= ===== *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 11:02:47 1993 : #9872553 From: Robert Bartz : rbartz@nyx10.cs.du.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 113 words 721 bytes : What else, his death Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.174500.25346@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 93 17:45:00 G Org. : Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept. Yes, well as we all know, Frank is no longer with us. I'll admit I did shed a tear or two when I found out yesterday. As a tribute, I put on "Watermelon in Easter Hay" to remember what a great composer he was. It's funny, when I saw Adrien Belew last October, he said Frank didn't look too bad, but I guess it's over now. Good bye Frank. Now heaven has another new band member (along with Hendrix, John Bonham, Miles Davis, Jaco Pastorius, John Lennon, and Randy Rhoads). Bob "A prune is not a vegtable, cabbage is a vegtable, makes it OK" - "Call Any Vegtable", 1967 *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec 7 12:02:32 1993 Message Address Group Length Subject : : : : : #9873771 From: God moffatt@expert.cc.purdue.edu Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 150 words 845 bytes Frank Zappa - goodbye Msg-ID: <CHoFu2.FLJ@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 18:10:50 Org. : Purdue University Computing Center I feel very guilty. I have been a reader of this newsgroup for some time now, but I temporarily unsubscribed last Friday due to limited time. I just found out about his death from the same friend that broke the news to me about Isaac Asimov's death a year or so ago. This is very sad. I've had a very tough year. One of my best friends from high school committed suicide in July. My baby daughter, Brittany, died from SIDS in September. And now this. You know, I married into Frank Zappa's (distant) family. My wife's grandmother was a Zappa, though she didn't like to admit it. I always got a kick out of it that my daughter had some Frank blood in her, but now they are both gone. I don't know what else to say. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 12:02:33 1993 : #9873772 From: JParadis@vm1.si.usherb : JParadis@vm1.si.usherb.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 98 words 608 bytes : au revoir Frank ! Msg-ID: <CHoFn0.GDH@DMI.USherb.CA> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 18:06:35 Org. : Universite de Sherbrooke -- departement de Mathematiques et d'Informatique Au nom des fans de FZ de partout au quebec . Nous te remercions pour ton oeuvre musical. Je me souvriendrez toujours de tes passages au Forum de Montreal... Merci encore mille fois ! In the name of all fans in quebec. We would like to thank you for the musical " chef d'oeuvre " you left for us. I will always remember the times you came in the Montreal Forum it was a very exiting experience for every one who attends... Thanks again a thousan times ! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 12:02:33 1993 : #9873773 From: Thomas C. Allard : m1tca00@fed.frb.gov : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 295 words 1778 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <CHoA2w.HqM@glendora.uucp> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 16:06:32 Org. : Federal Reserve Board, Wash, DC In article <1993Dec3.Ka2cc4.xv9@gossa.cs.mjc.edu>, joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu (JOE SIX-PACK) writes: > THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN > PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE > WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT > IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. > > > JOE SIX-PACK, USA Here is a UPI press release... LOS ANGELES (Dec. 6) UPI - Frank Zappa, a composer, arranger, musical and political satirist and social critic who released his ''The Yellow Shark'' album just last month, died Saturday at his Laurel Canyon home after battling prostate cancer for several years. He was 52. During his musical career, Zappa was typecast as an eccentric crank who wrote funny, controversial songs with dirty lyrics. His songs conjured up a fundamentalist's nightmare of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, but Zappa was anything but depraved. Zappa did not take drugs or drink alcohol and had campaigned against ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ drug-taking since the 1960s. He also didn't permit his band members to take drugs on the road. In fact, Zappa, who never drove despite living in Los Angeles, was an astute businessman. In recent years he had turned to international business, forming a licensing, consulting and social engineering firm investing in U.S.-Soviet/Eastern Bloc joint ventures. Zappa and his wife of more than 20 years, Gail, also ran their own record label, Barking Pumpkin, a mail-order company, a video company and a music publishing firm. The couple had four children. A private funeral service was held Sunday. [...] *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 12:02:34 1993 : #9873774 From: Neil Brewitt : neil@melkfri.demon.co.uk : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 132 words 1018 bytes : Re: zappa alive? Msg-ID: <neil.05oo@melkfri.demon.co.uk> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 14:36:32 Org. : Independant Node. In article <2dvnmj$8mc@lsi.lsil.com> mcdonald@tengs5.teng writes: > I heard Frank passed away at hte weekend, can anyone substantiate this? Now that's class. About 100 of the 120 messages in my message base before this one are ones of farewell to Frank. Maybe some folks just don't read before they post. Bye, Frank. You showed me the way.... And incidentally, I'd just like to say that it is truly beautiful the way people in this newsgroup have responded. I'm no hippy, but I felt pretty moved that there's been a global response. And so quickly too. Neil. (an up and coming composer) -+-------------------------------------------------------------+ ! neil@melkfri.demon.co.uk (Internet) 2:250/319.5 (Fidonet) ! ! ! ! "Be narrow minded." ! +-------------------------------------------------------------+ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 12:02:34 1993 : #9873775 From: Klimek : fm24@rummelplatz.uni-mannheim.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 140 words 915 bytes : Re: Zappa as serious composer ?! Msg-ID: <2e2jqb$j55@darum.uni-mannheim.de> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 18:59:23 GMT Org. : A poorly-installed InterNetNews site Boucher David (bouche2@server.uwindsor.ca) wrote: : The best term for what you are describing is "extremely long orchestral : compositions". You apparently believe that such works are the bench mark : that distinguishes "serious composers" from "mere" rock musicians. I : reckon that by your standards, Miles Davis and John Coltrane do not : qualify as "serious" musicians either, since they never wrote any : symphonies. I was talking about composers, not about musicians because I was referring only to composed music that is played from notes. So I didn't want to discuss jazz which is - as you might know - mostly impovised music. This means that I, of course, accept Miles Davis and John Coltrane as serious musicians, but for sure they're not composers like Stravinsky etc. Oliver *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 12:02:34 1993 : #9873776 From: William M. Eldridge : bill@alamut.cognet.ucla.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 148 words 1010 bytes : Memories of Frank Msg-ID: <2e2m4v$6es@alamut.cognet.ucla.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 11:39:11 -080 Org. : UCLA Cognitive Science Research Program Yes, I remember Frank in various critical stages of my life. Like at 12 years old, when I discovered that most girls don't find "He inserted his mutated member into her quivering quim" as outrageously funny as I did. While doing Scientology, and maintaining a subliminal "Church of Applientology" and "L.Ron Hoover" primordial memory. And taking off to Czechoslovakia when I found out Frank was Cultural Minister, only to discover he tweren't there when I arrived. So it go. In the land of zircon-encrusted tweezers and pygmy ponies, the one-eyed man is still a schlemiel. Or as Werner von Braun might have said, "Any man who would name his daughter after a lunar probe is alright by me." -Bill Eldridge "Hung with care bill@cognet.ucla.edu by a jury de rigeur" 310-206-3960 (3987 fax) .................. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec 7 13:03:16 1993 Message : #9874761 From: Jeffrey Rice - Pomona Address : jrice@pomona.claremont.edu Group : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa Length : 227 words 1648 bytes Subject : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <00976A7A.D009B594@pomona.claremont.edu> Posted: Tue, 07 Dec 1993 19:15:1 Org. : Pomona College In article <1993Dec6.194146.3257@tower>, jrm@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu writes: >In article <1993Dec3.Ka2cc4.xv9@gossa.cs.mjc.edu>, joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu (JOE SIX-PACK) writes: >> THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN >> PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE >> WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT >> IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. >> >> >> JOE SIX-PACK, USA > Why the hell are we getting responses to this pointless post on alt.music.enya??? Does anyone on this group remotely care whether he is dead or alive, and what anyone thinks of it? I personally think that the original was post was stupid, but it is really annoying to have to wade through a load of posts that have no bearing whatsoever on the topic of this group. Can't this be taken to a newsgroup where it is relevent, like alt.fan.frankzappa, or whatever? /-----------------------------------------------------------------------------\ | Jeffrey Rice having to | | Nothings pains some people more than | Pomona College | think. -Benjamin Franklin | | Claremont, California | | | | The greatest lesson in life is to learn that | | Molecular Biology, 1997 | even fools are right sometimes. | \-----------------------------------------------------------------------------/ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Group Length Subject 7 13:03:16 1993 : #9874762 From: Sodhed : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 106 words 679 bytes : Re: CNN NEWS: Frank Zappa has died of cancer. Msg-ID: <16C9D9CE4.REIDCOLI@MAX.CC.Uregina.CA> Posted: Tue, 07 Dec 93 11:09:13 Org. : University of Regina In article <1993Dec6.151217.237@lclark.edu> rstone@lclark.edu (Rob Stone) writes: >delisle (delisle@goshen.connected.com) wrote: > >: In a CNN news report tonight they said that Frank Zappa >: died and was buried Sunday in a private ceremony. > >: They reported that he died from prostate cancer which >: he had been battling for some time. he was fifty-two years old. > >I'm afraid it is true. I heard that he died on Saturday. "At 6pm on December 4th, 1993, Frank Zappa left for his final tour" was a quote from one of the Zappas. We'll miss him.... *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 13:03:16 1993 : #9874763 From: Erik Paine Brady : epb3r@Virginia.EDU : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 62 words 451 bytes : sort of a test Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.184344.11817@Virginia.EDU> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 18:43:44 Org. : University of Virginia I posted 2 things yesterday - are they still not here???? One of them was my transcription of the song "Solitude", that Steve Vai sang in a rehearsal for Zappa's Universe. It's very appropriate, but I'm going to kill the computer people if these messages aren't getting through (at uva, that is). Erik, depressed and disgruntled *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 13:03:20 1993 : #9874764 From: Paul Arthur : paular@boombox.Eng.Sun.COM : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 26 words 260 bytes : Re: Frank Zappa 1940-1993... RIP Msg-ID: <mg9l1tINNlm8@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 19:06:37 GMT Org. : Sun Microsystems, Inc. So long Frank. We'll miss you. I listend to "Broadway The Hardway" last night and felt a little better afterwards. :^( #include <standard_disclaimer.h> *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Group Length Subject 7 13:03:20 1993 : #9874765 From: Sodhed : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 74 words 527 bytes : Re: verify Msg-ID: <16C9DA02D.REIDCOLI@MAX.CC.Uregina.CA> Posted: Tue, 07 Dec 93 11:23:22 Org. : University of Regina In article <CHLwC8.B1n@ce.philips.nl> i323859@phceaa20.cad-sg.ce.philips.nl ( HENK MEULENDIJKS ) writes: >Maybe It is wrong but this morning the Dutch national radio said in a newsbullitan that Frank Zappa died. > >Normally I concider this as a rumour but this national radio. > >verify please. > Yes, it's true. Our hero finally succumbed to prostate cancer at 6pm on saturday, Dec. 4, 1993. Goodbye Frank. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Group Length Subject 7 13:03:21 1993 : #9874766 From: Sodhed : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 23 words 263 bytes : Re: This group Msg-ID: <16C9DAF00.REIDCOLI@MAX.CC.Uregina.CA> Posted: Tue, 07 Dec 93 12:26:39 Org. : University of Regina In article <143303Z06121993@anon.penet.fi> an53106@anon.penet.fi writes: >Does Frank Zappa's death mean we can now rm this newsgroup? > NEVER!!!!!!! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 13:03:24 1993 : #9874767 From: Klimek : fm24@rummelplatz.uni-mannheim.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 116 words 705 bytes : Re: Zappa as serious composer ?! Msg-ID: <2e2l9t$j55@darum.uni-mannheim.de> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 19:24:45 GMT Org. : A poorly-installed InterNetNews site It seems I really kicked off an avalanche with my first posting. There would be so much more to write about. But now that Frank is dead, much of the discussion has become purely academic. Also it touches areas that are not specific to Frank's music anymore, such as comptition in music business or questions about taste and quality in general. From now on, only time will tell if Zappa will get a place in the "hall of fame" of 20th century composers. So everyone should keep in mind what (s)he likes most of him, be it all of his music or only parts of it. Sniff Oliver Klimek *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 13:03:24 1993 : #9874768 From: Chris P. Mezzolesta : ds003@cleveland.Freenet.Edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 333 words 1991 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2e2lk9$9oh@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 19:30:17 GMT Org. : Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA) In a previous article, bweed@muddcs.claremont.edu (Brandi Weed) says: > >Look, people, this is the same idiot who tied up God knows how many newsgroups >with the "HAHAHAHAHA RIVER PHOENIX IS DEAD" thread for at least a couple >of weeks there. He's using an alias, and you can't e-mail to him, so just >sit on your hands and ignore him. > >Followups to alt.fan.frank-zappa. Wonderful idea, and while we're at it, how about if you're not gonna discuss his music, how about taking rec.music.dementia out of your newsgroup line when replying, especially if you intend to quote the original drivel. Those wishing to talk about FZ's music, which definitely qualifies as "dementia" in the Dr D aspect, head over to r.m.d, otherwise it'd be nice not to have another River Phoenix or Song Lyrics from Hell thread where it doesn't belong. As a musician who only really got into Zappa in the last 7 years or so, I feel saddened by the loss of someone firmly rooted and versed in many different musical worlds...rock, jazz, classical (and of course, bad doo-wop parody!) Who else could write something like "Broken Hearts are for Assholes" and quote one of the greatest 20th Century composers? (and write quite a lot like him, Edgard Varese, who foresaw synths years before they were invented...listen to "Lumpy Gravy" for quite Varese-ish sounds) It was his refusal to stay in one vein & be pigeonholed that I respected. Now I see that BW took out all the other newsgroups, oh well, I hope the word here is spread to the other non-FZ/non-r.m.d groups. Thanks for listening, and so long Frank. C -Chris P. Mezzolesta Mentor, Ohio ds003@cleveland.freenet.edu music music music!!! /// /// /// /// "Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor!!!"Peter Tork, "Head" (1968) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 13:03:25 1993 : #9874769 From: J. Cobe : jcobe@nynexst.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 334 words 1856 bytes : Just a Token Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.145525.8634@nynexst.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 93 14:55:25 G Org. : NYNEX Science & Technology, Inc. ...of my extreme. When I arrived at work yesterday, with saddened heart, I had hoped for solace here, but all was strangely silent. My co-workers were kind (my fandom is emblazoned weekly on my whiteboard, often inspired by quotes here) with their condolences, and more than a few have stated an interest in "taking another listen". I felt at a loss. I met Frank in Joe's garage and he changed my life. He was the only living hero I had. He embodied characteristics I could respect - humor, integrity, principles, individuality, fortitude, honesty, intelligence, insight - he was a dedicated and steadfast family man, a tireless and courageous creative innovator, he had no sacred cows, but was not simply a critic. I still find his definition of democracy one of the most clarifying for individual action, "Freedom does not mean you can do anything you want, it means you can *choose* your responsibility." So today, after a day of numbness, singing, "No, not now" and "Broken Hearts Are for Assholes" (so I'll be an asshole for a while), I log on, and you're all here. It made me cry at my desk. I don't feel so crazy for admiring and missing a man I have only met in passing, but whose life was an example of how I might live mine better. His music was only the physical manifestation of the beauty of his soul, that tangible vibration of his note in our world, and we enjoyed it for the simple reason that it successfully connected us to soooo much that is GOOD. Like, dare I say, each other. Every sentiment I have read in these posts, I have felt, and deeply. My heart goes out to his family. I hope that the words written here, by his fans, provides some comfort, because he gave us so much. His music is THE BEST. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec 7 14:04:14 1993 Message : #9876170 From: Malcolm Humes Address Group Length Subject : : : : malcolm@wrs.com Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 148 words 892 bytes Re: Zappa Records To Continue? Msg-ID: <malcolm.755291982@wrs.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 19:19:42 Org. : Wind River Systems, Inc. mcsdc2gsf@dct.ac.uk writes: > What with the unfortunate and untimely death of Frank Zappa......what will > happen to Zappa Records? > Will Gail take over now? Or will Dweezil be honoured with it. > Hopefully all the intended releases for this year and later are still > intended to be released.....it would be a disaster if now that Frank is dead > that his music is no longer released. I think the latest release is already released by "The Zappa Family Trust" or something like that. My guess is there is already a number of finished projects on the shelf that Frank set aside to look after Gail and the kids for years to come, and that eventually Dweezil will get into some archival releases beyond what is already queued. But I wouldn't expect any releases soon... - Malcolm *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 14:04:15 1993 : #9876171 From: Ed Sutton : esutton@bnr.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 377 words 2152 bytes : Zappa Anecdotes (was Re: CNN NEWS: Frank Zappa has died of c Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.201441.14636@bmers95.bnr.ca> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 20:14:41 Org. : Bell-Northern Research, BNR-RTP In article <1993Dec6.162408.2219@news.media.mit.edu>, ben@media.mit.edu (Benjamin Kline Lowengard) writes: |> Anybody want to post personal Zappa Anecdotes? Here's mine. I had just moved to LA late in 1977. I went to see his concert at the Pauley Pavillion, got there about 1 1/2 hours before concert time. A side door was open. My God, he was onstage in the empty building, directing his band through an a section. Not happy with their harmony, he had them sing a capella, but he had to explain a capella to them. I moved down to right in front of the stage and just watched the master at work for half an hour. He looked at me at one point, obviously trying to decide if I was a threat or not, and apparently thought I was not as he turned back and continued to rehearse. I have a few others, wanna hear 'em? I met Bruce Fowler at the Comeback Inn, and asked him what it was like to work with Frank. He kind of hemmed and hawed, and said something like "Well, it was an experience." I got the same story from another trombone player that had worked with Zappa (something Farrell, I think, he was on Average White Band's first album), he said basically the same thing. I saw him in action, and it can't be comfortable working for him, he was a tyrant. But once you've played in his band, you can get other jobs. Last one. A friend of mine was teaching at Corvallis High School, and one of his students baby-sat for the Zappa's. She told my friend that 'Dweezil' was the name Frank gave Gail's big toe. Is that a new UL? Has anyone ever heard that before? I will always regret not making an effort to meet or correspond with him. -=>Edo<=-+-----------+----------------+-----------------------------------------+ | Me no | Ed Sutton | I hope there's no afterlife. | | speak for | esutton@bnr.ca | I want to die and be done with it. | | BNR | ESN 294-7292 | -R. Pitman Sutton | +-----------+----------------+-----------------------------------------+ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 14:04:15 1993 : #9876172 From: Matt Monsoor : monsoor@nextnet.csus.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 101 words 793 bytes : Hello/Goodbye Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.190656.5161@csus.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 19:06:56 Org. : California State University Sacramento I also wanted to say my goodbye to Mr. Zappa on the Net too. I have always loved his work since the days of the Mothers. I have also been fortunate enough to see both Capt. Beefhart and Frank live, both at different shows though. The last time I saw Frank was back in the 70's at the taping of "Another Band from LA" which was at UCLA. Matthew -+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Matthew G. Monsoor | USMAIL: 6000 J st., Sacramento, Ca 958196091 | | (916) 278-6288 | Internet: monsoor@csus.edu | +----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 14:04:16 1993 : #9876173 From: William M. Eldridge : bill@alamut.cognet.ucla.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 21 words 342 bytes : Zappa has just left the building... Msg-ID: <2e2m89$6gm@alamut.cognet.ucla.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 11:40:57 -080 Org. : UCLA Cognitive Science Research Program Sing it together folks... -Bill Eldridge bill@cognet.ucla.edu 310-206-3960 (3987 fax) "Hung with care by a jury de rigeur" .................. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 14:04:16 1993 : #9876174 From: Doug Burden : doug.burden@canrem.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 102 words 562 bytes : Gone but not forgotten Msg-ID: <60.5042.2521.0N18D589@canrem.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 93 08:18:00 Org. : CRS Online (Toronto, Ontario) I am very sad to hear that Frank has passed on. I remember a T.V. interview he did a few years ago and he didn't look very good then. Like some of you here I was lucky enough to see him perform in Detroit in the winter of late 1977 or 78. It was a great time and still ranks as one of the best concerts I ever went to see. I know that there will never be another one like him but we will always be able to enjoy the music he left behind. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 14:04:16 1993 : #9876175 From: David Watson : aj153@Freenet.carleton.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 253 words 1437 bytes : My thought's on Frank's passing Msg-ID: <CHoo65.99K@freenet.carleton.ca> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 21:10:53 Org. : The National Capital Freenet I share in the sadness all of you feel over Frank's recent and untimely death, as his music, his thoughts and his actions were a big influence on me and my tastes, and I (as probably all of the rest of you) feel like a big piece of me died along with him. I will be writing Frank's family to pass on my condolences, and I leave you with two comforting thoughts: He refused to rest on his laurels, and therefore has left us with a vast and rich legacy which I hope everyone will continue to enjoy and learn from; and...the torture (of his illness) finally stopped. To those of you who are seriously considering killing themselves because of this, DON'T. I repeat, DON'T. If for no other reason, imagine if you did do it and met FZ in the afterworld. Do you know what he would do? He would dismiss you as a "Suicide Chump" and walk away from you. Not good. Life can be a bitch at times, but all of the good things I've encountered (i.e. Frank's music) make me happy to be alive. To close, an obligatory FZ quote for Six-Pack Jackoff: "Go fuck yourself!" -Dave Watson, Severed Heads Liberation Front (Save the _Stretcher_ EP!) Ottawa (Corruption Capital of Canada) Email--aj153@Freenet.carleton.ca "A man is measured by the depth of his anger."--Eddie "The media is the mess."--Marshall McLu (via Abbie Hoffman) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec 7 14:04:17 1993 Message : #9876176 From: Craig Shipley Address : craigs@pyratl.ga.pyramid.com Group : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa Length : 213 words 1357 bytes Subject : Re: FZ RIP Msg-ID: <2e2nsf$blo@pyratl.ga.pyramid.com> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 15:08:47 -050 Org. : Pyramid Technology Corporation >>skershaw@alsvid.une.edu.au (Shane Kershaw) writes: >>I'd like some thoughts about tracks to play during an one hour radio show, >>to be braodcast locally on Saturday, 11 December from 1pm - 2pm. I've got most >>of the catalogue, but none of the boots or YCDTOSA5or6 > There is only one track to either end or begin the Zappa tribute with; the beautiful, heart-wrenching, "Watermelon In Easter Hay". First Zappa track I played after hearing the news. Fortunatly, "A Little Green Rosetta" came on after that and it brought the smile back to my face. I am referring to the JOE'S GARAGE version of the two above. Granted, some of the Central Scrutinizers' comments will not make for family listening, but I found the one comment "Joe realizes that the end is near, etc." damn-near devestating. Fiction mirroring fact... Just got thru listening to "Waka JaWaka"; the gloom is beginning to lift. Next up THE GRAND WAZOO. Good ol' Frank; even though he's gone, he can still help me thru all this. --m---------mmm----apply*** -----mmmmm---------mmmmmmm- Craig Shipley aka: craigs@pyratl.ga.pyramid.com Pyramid Technology Corporation ***std disclaimer 2970 Clairmont Rd. Atlanta, GA 30329 Suite 850 (404) 728-8071 *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 14:04:18 1993 : #9876177 From: Tijdschrift Severjanin : severjan@let.rug.nl : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 42 words 423 bytes : solo Msg-ID: <severjan.1.755270143@let.rug.nl> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 13:15:43 Org. : Faculteit der Letteren, Rijksuniversiteit Groningen, NL Dear Frank, May your last immaginary guitar solo be the longest in your entire career. I hope others will perform your music just the way you wanted to, with the right eyebrows on it. Bye, Remco, Groningen (The Netherlands) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 14:04:18 1993 : #9876178 From: Tijdschrift Severjanin : severjan@let.rug.nl : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 45 words 412 bytes : Remco Msg-ID: <severjan.2.755270699@let.rug.nl> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 13:24:59 Org. : Faculteit der Letteren, Rijksuniversiteit Groningen, NL Dear Frank, May your last immaginary guitar solo be the best and longest from your entire career, and may others perform your music just the way you wanted to, with the right eyebrows on it! Bye Frank, Remco, Groningen (The Netherlands) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 14:04:18 1993 : #9876179 From: James Lee Robinson : jlrobins@unccsun.uncc.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 256 words 1401 bytes : Re: Zappa as serious composer ?! Msg-ID: <1993Dec7.154351@unccsun.uncc.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 20:43:51 Org. : University of NC at Charlotte As a slight aside, one cannot dismiss a composer due to the "length" of their serious works. If memory serves correctly, Anton Weber (or is it Webern?), a modern composer, is regarded in a very serious light, independent of the fact that the bulk of his works could fit on one CD. In fact, that is one of his strong points --- he can convey his emotions to the listener with a very sparing use of notes and phrases. To dismiss The Yellow Shark solely because of the length of the songs can only be called juvenile. Is a short story author no less talented than a novelist simply because of the number of words? I always thought that it was more difficult to tell a compelling story with a minimum number of words. Try and compose a well written informative essay on either a broad or complicated topic in less than two pages. It is not too easy. So, I hope that the listening audience will value the content of each note with respect to the amount of information that that note has to convey. I am sure that Zappa's works are just as powerful, yet infinitely more efficent than a composer's such as Wagner (not to knock Wagner -- just haven't gotten the nerve up to sit through the entire eight days of the Ring Cycle). I hope that I have gotten my thoughts across properly. James *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 15:05:32 1993 : #9877290 From: David Watson : aj153@Freenet.carleton.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 253 words 1439 bytes : My thought's on Frank's passing Msg-ID: <CHop1t.A5t@freenet.carleton.ca> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 21:29:52 Org. : The National Capital Freenet I share in the sadness all of you feel over Frank's recent and untimely death, as his music, his thoughts and his actions were a big influence on me and my tastes, and I (as probably all of the rest of you) feel like a big piece of me died along with him. I will be writing Frank's family to pass on my condolences, and I leave you with two comforting thoughts: He refused to rest on his laurels, and therefore has left us with a vast and rich legacy which I hope everyone will continue to enjoy and learn from; and...the torture (of his illness) finally stopped. To those of you who are seriously considering killing themselves because of this, DON'T. I repeat, DON'T. If for no other reason, imagine if you did do it and met FZ in the afterworld. Do you know what he would do? He would dismiss you as a "Suicide Chump" and walk away from you. Not good. Life can be a bitch at times, but all of the good things I've encountered (i.e. Frank's music) make me happy to be alive. To close, an obligatory FZ quote for Joe(koff) Six-Pack: "Go fuck yourself!" -Dave Watson, Severed Heads Liberation Front (Save the _Stretcher_ EP!) Ottawa (Corruption Capital of Canada) Email--aj153@Freenet.carleton.ca "A man is measured by the depth of his anger."--Eddie "The media is the mess."--Marshall McLu (via Abbie Hoffman) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 15:05:32 1993 : #9877291 From: Gregory Kenneth Duncan : umdunca2@ccu.umanitoba.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 133 words 867 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2e2rdd$9ek@canopus.cc.umanitoba.ca> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 21:09:01 GMT Org. : University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada In article <1993Dec3.Ka2cc4.xv9@gossa.cs.mjc.edu> not-for-mail writes: >THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN >PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE >WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT >IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. > > > JOE SIX-PACK, USA Frank Zappa never did drugs. It saddens me even more just seeing messages like this. He was a truly great man and will be missed immensely. Frank Zappa will climb to the highest point in heaven. Joe Six-Pack, on the other hand, has reserved his seat in the deepest depths of hell. Frank, we miss you Greg Duncan UManitoba *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec 7 15:05:32 1993 Message : #9877292 From: Roddy Ramone Address Group Length Subject : : : : s14258bc@UMASSD.EDU Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 148 words 960 bytes How about a standing O? Msg-ID: <CHooK2.7IF@umassd.edu> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 21:19:13 Org. : UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA. In article <wolverene-061293220030@lanrover1-1.uoregon.edu>, wolverene@aol.com (Friend of Zappa) writes: >I have known frank since I was a a little kid. I am also a close friend of >the family. Gail will be announcing a charity that you can make a donation >to in rememberence to Frank. It will probably be a library of some sort. >Send mail if you have any questions. I was thinking of a memorial concert where we would have a moment of silence before the concert, then a standing O to commemorate his works (1 minute for every year of his life, so 52 minutes for the standing O?) ************************************* * Brian Colby | S14258BC@UMASSD.EDU * * "Fame is being asked to sign * * your autograph on the back of a * * cigarette packet." * * Billy Connolly * ************************************* *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 15:05:33 1993 : #9877293 From: Jeffrey M. Gold : gold@chem.duke.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 154 words 1049 bytes : YOU CAN'T DO THAT..... Msg-ID: <24944@news.duke.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 93 21:44:14 GMT Org. : Duke University To be announced on WXDU, 88.7FM, Durham, NC all this week: This Saturday morning from 9:00 - noon, YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON RADIO ANYMORE will be devoted to the music of Frank Zappa, who died of cancer last week at the age of 52. Zappa's music included elements from a wide range of musical styles, plus a good dose of humor, and was often deemed controversial. Join host Jeff Gold for this 3 hour tribute covering 30 years of Zappa's music on Saturday, December 11th from 9:00 - noon, right here on WXDU. Any of you in our broadcast range better tune in! -----------------------------------------------------------------| Jeff Gold \ / "Did you say you want some more?| | Department of Chemistry \/ Well, here's some more!" | | Duke University /\ FZ | | gold@chem.duke.edu / \ | -----------------------------------------------------------------*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 16:03:23 1993 : #9878260 From: Carl Beaudry : beaudry@cc.swarthmore.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 70 words 477 bytes : Cruel Sounding Warranty Msg-ID: <beaudry-071293174550@beaudry.swarthmore.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 22:50:02 GMT Org. : Swarthmore College Last night, I picked up my copy of "The Yellow Shark" to listen in homage to the master and I encountered one of those guarantee stickers that Wall Music puts on every CD that you buy from them. It says: (in part) ...your Lifetime Music Guarantee Sticker assures you a free replacement... I don't think they understand how totally impossible that is. --Carl *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 16:03:24 1993 : #9878261 From: John Chandler [Contrac : johnch@walypala.sun.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 108 words 766 bytes : Re: Daniel Schor on NPR Msg-ID: <JOHNCH.93Dec7123706@walypala.sun.com> Posted: 07 Dec 1993 20:37:06 GMT Org. : Crimea River Corporation In article <1993Dec7.162553.7165@sarah.albany.edu> km9985@phoebe.albany.edu (MADIGAN KEVIN M) writes: Yestreday, on NPR's "All Things Considered" was a wonderful send off to Frank. It started with "Wowie Zowie" and ended with "Peaches En Regalia". In the middle was a beautiful essay by Daniel Schor. I have the whole thing on tape, but unfortunately, I left it at home. If there is interest I will transcribe it later today or tommorrow. Kevin Dan Schorr said something intelligent? That wolf in liberal clothing? Please, if it contains anything worthwhile! -jmc -The pencil is mightier than the pen. -- Robert M. Pirsig *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 16:03:24 1993 : #9878262 From: Chris Walsh : mack23@jeeves.esam.nwu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 108 words 725 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2e2q6o$shu@news.acns.nwu.edu> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 20:48:24 GMT Org. : Northwestern University, Evanston, IL USA In article <1993Dec3.Ka2cc4.xv9@gossa.cs.mjc.edu>, JOE SIX-PACK <not-for-mail> wrote: >THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN >PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE >WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT >IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. > > > JOE SIX-PACK, USA Golly. You must be pretty stupid, "JOE". All of us true Zappa fans know that Frank learned how to MAKE.MONEY.FAST and is now running a detox center with RIVER PHOENIX. Just ask Kibo. Chris *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec 7 16:03:25 1993 Message Address Group Length Subject : : : : : #9878263 From: STella stella@netcom.com Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 181 words 1063 bytes Re: There will come a time.... Msg-ID: <stellaCHosL4.E0o@netcom.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 22:46:15 Org. : Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest) In article <2e2cq2$lqf@panix.com> fnord@panix.com (Cliff Heller) writes: >In <stellaCHn7Ir.M6q@netcom.com> stella@netcom.com (STella) writes: > >>And for me, the most wonderful thing that happened was that they >>played a song that contained a line "there will come a time when you >>won't even be ashamed that you are fat". > >>That made a lot of difference to me, as a pudgy college freshthing, >>and it still resonates for me. > >How reassuring. > >And 14 years later, he recorded Jumbo Go Away. >Then how did you feel? Look, he gave me a gift I needed when I needed it. 14 years later, I was used to thinking better of myself, and didn't give him power to fuck with my head. No problem! STella@netcom.com 1016 E. El Camino Real, #302, Sunnyvale, CA, 94087 In a crisis, we cut away what we don't need any more, in the good times, we find our way, we find our way back home.... --World Entertainment War *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 16:03:25 1993 : #9878264 From: Dror-John Roecher : roecher@orion.hrz.ba-freiberg.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 251 words 1221 bytes : The best composer is dead Msg-ID: <2e2p56$2rb@orion.hrz.ba-freiberg.de> Posted: 7 Dec 1993 21:30:30 +010 Org. : TU BA Freiberg I want all you fellow fans out there in the dark and evil world know that I moarn for Frank Zappa who died last saturday. I want all you fellow fans out there I will miss my friend I want all you fellow fans out there I will always listen to his songs I want all you fellow fans out there I love the yellow shock I want all you fellow fans out there he is my only idol I want all you fellow fans out there he was to young to die I want all you fellow fans out there he was the Mother's heart I want all you fellow fans out there he WILL FOLLOW HIM NOW in the dark and evil world know that in the dark and evil world know that in the dark and evil world know that in the dark and evil world know that in the dark and evil world know that in the dark and evil world know that in the dark and evil world know that ......was the best guitar player I want all you fellow fans out there in the dark and evil world know that I will never forget him I want all you fellow fans out there in the dark and evil world know that my only light is gone I want all you fellow fans out there in the dark and evil world know that I w *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tue Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 7 16:03:25 1993 : #9878265 From: Harv R Laser : Harv@cup.portal.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 267 words 1426 bytes : Re: Frank Zappa Remembered Msg-ID: <97662@cup.portal.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 93 12:22:54 P Org. : The Portal System (TM) I only got to see Frank live twice. The first time wasn't even a concert: he gave a talk to an enraptured group of students and others outside a recital hall/theatre at Cal State Northridge, as we all sat on the cold concrete ground and he stood on a table above us. After the talk, about which I remember absolutely nothing, we filed into the hall and Frank presented some video/film clips/snips from, what I think was 200 Motels in progress. The second time was at Pauley Pavillion at UCLA - a Mothers concert which was later committed to vinyl as the "Just Another Band from L.A." album (with Flo & Eddie in the band at that time). I still fondly remember that concert although it must've been over 20 years ago, especially Frank lying on his back on stage playing his guitar with his teeth. "Sheik Yerbouti" is still amongst my "desert island" disks, those rare few albums that I would take with me to an island if my choice was limited to just a few. Frank Zappa was truly a genius, not only as a musician and composer but as a public speaker. He didn't take shit from anyone and he didn't dish any out himself. We have lost a consummately talented man who spoke the truth and left this world a better place than he found it. I feel a deep personal sadness and I grieve for his loving family. Harv harv@cup.portal.com Taken from MIND LINK! on Wed Dec Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:27:02 1993 8 14:02:33 1993 : #9889975 From: Paul Curtis : pcurtis@agora.rain.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 632 words 3686 bytes : News coverage of Frank's death Msg-ID: <CHo51q.K2G@agora.rain.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 14:17:49 Org. : Open Communications Forum The following article recently appeared on the Reuter news service: * * * * * Havel laments Zappa's demise PRAGUE (Reuter) - Czech President Vaclav Havel, an ardent fan of American rock musician Frank Zappa, expressed sorrow over his death and hailed him as "a friend of our newly-born democracy." Zappa, one of the first star musicians to visit Czechoslovakia after the 1989 collapse of Communism, presented Havel with a collection of all his records. "Tonight I'll find some time to listen to one of them," Havel said of the often-raunchy rock and roll legend. "Although he never became an ambassador for Czechoslovakia, he was a friend of our country," Havel said. * * * * * Why, oh why, do they always have to describe him as "raunchy"? He is so notorious for scatalogical lyrics, even though they represent only a small portion of his oveure. I wish these jokers would actually listen to some of his music, instead of jumping to knee-jerk conclusions based upon an inaccurate public image. Incidentally, the dimwit anchor on CNN Headline News--one of the bubbleheads they put on at two in the morning--announced Frank's death by reading copy which was pretty much lifted wholesale from the Associated Press article (presumably done with permission, tho' CNN does have a reputation for sometimes stealing video clips from other networks). The cute thing was, when it came time for Mr. Bubblehead to proclaim some of Zappa's lyrics as being concerned with, in the words of the AP article, "American sexual mores," he misread "mores" as "morals," making it sound as if FZ was opposed to morality. When the story came around during the next two half-hour segments, the anchor-dude misread it again, in the same way. Stupid putz. (Sorry, I'm in a bad mood. You can probably guess why.) Actually, at about 1:40 AM PST on Sunday, they had a surprisingly well done three or four minute segment on Frank's life and music, featuring Honker video clips, interview segments, and mostly-accurate narration. I expect it was done some time ago, in anticipation of Frank's death, and pulled off the shelf to commemorate the event. Wish I'd had a tape in the VCR at the time...I was hoping they'd show it again in the next hour, so that I could record it, but they didn't--they just announced his death and showed a clip of a FZ guitar solo with what looked like the '84 band. A few hours later, after the stores had opened, I drove into town and bought Tower's last copy of _The Yellow Shark_. A fitting epitath...but there shoulda been more... (I do hope that they can salvage _Phase III_ for release, however.) I just about lost it when I heard "Welcome to the United States"--that was hilarious! I especially loved the juxtaposition of "Louie, Louie" with "terrorist activities." I suppose that makes Portland, Oregon (home of the Kingsmen) a hotbed of international terrorism... :-) In addition, I thought that "Outrage at Valdez" was gorgeous--easily the best of his orchestral pieces that I've heard. "Haunting" is probably the word I'm looking for. Unfortunately, I can't come up with words to describe my feeling of loss--our collective feeling of loss, I'm sure. --Paul Curtis (Once, when flying into Chicago from Brussels, they accidentally gave me the notorious "Welcome to the United States" card to fill out...the flight attendant must have thought I was Canadian, or something...) "If you decide to leave me, it's all over..." (FZ, "Stuff up the Cracks") *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:02:33 1993 : #9889975 From: Paul Curtis : pcurtis@agora.rain.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 632 words 3686 bytes : News coverage of Frank's death Msg-ID: <CHo51q.K2G@agora.rain.com> Posted: Tue, 7 Dec 1993 14:17:49 Org. : Open Communications Forum The following article recently appeared on the Reuter news service: * * * * * Havel laments Zappa's demise PRAGUE (Reuter) - Czech President Vaclav Havel, an ardent fan of American rock musician Frank Zappa, expressed sorrow over his death and hailed him as "a friend of our newly-born democracy." Zappa, one of the first star musicians to visit Czechoslovakia after the 1989 collapse of Communism, presented Havel with a collection of all his records. "Tonight I'll find some time to listen to one of them," Havel said of the often-raunchy rock and roll legend. "Although he never became an ambassador for Czechoslovakia, he was a friend of our country," Havel said. * * * * * Why, oh why, do they always have to describe him as "raunchy"? He is so notorious for scatalogical lyrics, even though they represent only a small portion of his oveure. I wish these jokers would actually listen to some of his music, instead of jumping to knee-jerk conclusions based upon an inaccurate public image. Incidentally, the dimwit anchor on CNN Headline News--one of the bubbleheads they put on at two in the morning--announced Frank's death by reading copy which was pretty much lifted wholesale from the Associated Press article (presumably done with permission, tho' CNN does have a reputation for sometimes stealing video clips from other networks). The cute thing was, when it came time for Mr. Bubblehead to proclaim some of Zappa's lyrics as being concerned with, in the words of the AP article, "American sexual mores," he misread "mores" as "morals," making it sound as if FZ was opposed to morality. When the story came around during the next two half-hour segments, the anchor-dude misread it again, in the same way. Stupid putz. why.) (Sorry, I'm in a bad mood. You can probably guess Actually, at about 1:40 AM PST on Sunday, they had a surprisingly well done three or four minute segment on Frank's life and music, featuring Honker video clips, interview segments, and mostly-accurate narration. I expect it was done some time ago, in anticipation of Frank's death, and pulled off the shelf to commemorate the event. Wish I'd had a tape in the VCR at the time...I was hoping they'd show it again in the next hour, so that I could record it, but they didn't--they just announced his death and showed a clip of a FZ guitar solo with what looked like the '84 band. A few hours later, after the stores had opened, I drove into town and bought Tower's last copy of _The Yellow Shark_. A fitting epitath...but there shoulda been more... (I do hope that they can salvage _Phase III_ for release, however.) I just about lost it when I heard "Welcome to the United States"--that was hilarious! I especially loved the juxtaposition of "Louie, Louie" with "terrorist activities." I suppose that makes Portland, Oregon (home of the Kingsmen) a hotbed of international terrorism... :-) In addition, I thought that "Outrage at Valdez" was gorgeous--easily the best of his orchestral pieces that I've heard. "Haunting" is probably the word I'm looking for. Unfortunately, I can't come up with words to describe my feeling of loss--our collective feeling of loss, I'm sure. --Paul Curtis (Once, when flying into Chicago from Brussels, they accidentally gave me the notorious "Welcome to the United States" card to fill out...the flight attendant must have thought I was Canadian, or something...) "If you decide to leave me, it's all over..." (FZ, "Stuff up the Cracks") *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:02:34 1993 : #9889976 From: Dianne Hackborn : hackbod@xanth.cs.orst.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 443 words 2175 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA JOE SIX-PACK IS A MORON!!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2e4a0fINNlng@flop.ENGR.ORST.EDU> Posted: 8 Dec 93 10:24:15 GMT Org. : Buried on the floor somewhere. In article <2e0skv$894@pyratl.ga.pyramid.com>, Craig Shipley <craigs@pyratl.ga.pyramid.com> wrote: | Hey, Ms. Hackborn, still got yer version of "Lonesome Cowboy Burt" | available? Wanna repost it for ol' Joe Six-Pack (aka "18 Shy Of A Case")? How could I resist such an offer? Okay, the Official Alt.Fan.Frank-Zappa Bait Reply, version 2. Dedicated to Frank Zappa, I hope he would have approved. ----Lonesome Joe Six Pack. My name is Six Pack I am an Asshole All my friends, They call me `Joe' I'm from the Usenet, I am a Swell Guy But I fucked up And spewed out some bull. Came out here to alt.fan.fz Just to fine me Some Zappa fans The ones I seen Gets me so horny Posts 'bout sex 'N funny things. Wanna flame 'em all! In the name of Usenet! For a reply to me I'll even squat! I'll post some bait! They'll flame me right back! I know they like me; Here's what I say: "I'm lonesome Joe Six-Pack! Don'tcha love all my stupid crap! I'll come on in this place, 'N you can flame all my bait, 'N it'll just be so great Where's my rn?" I am an awful nice guy! I sit all day in the lab! I'm a poster by trade Quite a bundle I've said I'm a basterdized postin' old Beer-bellied-geek! When I get bored, I start postin' I wank till I'm ready to cum, Then I find me some newsgroup with rn, 'N spew all over till I get it In the bum! I fuss, an' I cuss an' I keep on postin' Till my eyes puff up, yes I'm het! I drool on m'hands, I watch all the flames, Then I spew some more on the net, yes! Spew some more on the net, now! Spew some more on the net, boys! SPEW SOME MORE ON THE NET! I'M LONESOME JOE SIX-PACK, Don'tcha love all my stupid crap! I'll come on in this place, 'N you can flame all my bait, 'N it'll just be so great Where's my rn? ZAPPA, YOU FUCKIN RAT BASTARD! --------------------------------------------------------------Dianne Kyra Hackborn "Stupidity has a certain charm -hackbod@xanth.cs.orst.edu ignorance does not." BIX: dhack / IRC: Dianne Oregon State University -- Frank Zappa *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:02:34 1993 : #9889977 From: Matthew Hawley : hawley-matthew@cs.yale.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 16 words 277 bytes : Re: FRANK ZAPPA and beer Msg-ID: <2e4t2qINN1e3@SUNED.ZOO.CS.YALE.EDU> Posted: 8 Dec 1993 10:49:46 -050 Org. : Yale University Computer Science Dept., New Haven, CT 06520-2158 "White port & lemon juice, Oooh, what it'll do to you..." Matt B^) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec 8 14:02:35 1993 Message : #9889978 From: jeffrey.j.rocca Address : jjr@cbnewsb.cb.att.com Group : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa Length : 131 words 920 bytes Subject : imaginary guitar notes Msg-ID: <CHq4BF.GxG@cbfsb.cb.att.com> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 15:57:15 Org. : AT&T ... He begins to feel depressed now. He knows the end is near. He has realized at last that imaginary guitar notes and imaginary vocals exist only in the mind of The Imaginer ... and ... ultimately, who gives a fuck anyway ... who gives a fuck anyway? So he goes back to his ugly little room and quietly dreams his last imaginary guitar solo ... "Watermelon in Easter Hay" _Joe's Garage, Act III_ Frank Zappa, 1979. ----------------------Composer Frank Zappa left for his final tour just before 6 p.m. on Saturday, December 4, 1993. Jeff Rocca +---------------------------------------------------------------------+ | "The present-day composer refuses to die!" Edgard Varese, July 1921 | +---------------------------------------------------------------------+ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:02:35 1993 : #9889979 From: Eric Pepke : pepke@scri.fsu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 245 words 1620 bytes : Tribute Msg-ID: <pepke-081293115858@pepkemac.scri.fsu.edu> Posted: 8 Dec 1993 17:12:36 GMT Org. : Florida State University, but I don't speak for them I can't find the message from the person who suggested that we all play "Watermelon in Easter Hay" from _Joe's Garage_ at 18:00 GMT on December 21, Frank's birthday. (If you're out there, please come forward; I don't want to be assigned credit for someone else's idea. Also, if I've got the date wrong, let me know.) In any event, I heartily agree. 18:00 GMT seems to be a reasonable comprimise considering Zappa's American and European appeal. It's 1:00 PM for me, so that's not so bad. Maybe I'll feel differently next year, but right now that song seems appropriate. If anybody did Kubler-Ross as a musical, "Watermelon in Easter Hay" would be "acceptance." Whether or not anybody else does it, I plan on doing this. However, I kind of like the idea of knowing that a lot of people around the world are making the same sounds at the same time. Remember Frank's description of music as a three-dimensional sculpture made of compression patterns in air? Let's all make a sound sculpture in memory of Zappa that covers the globe for a few minutes. Eric Pepke pepke@scri.fsu.edu Supercomputer Computations Research Institute Florida State University Tallahassee, FL 32306-4052 INTERNET: MFENET: SPAN: BITNET: pepke@fsu scri::pepke pepke@fsu Disclaimer: My employers seldom even LISTEN to my opinions. Meta-disclaimer: Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:02:36 1993 : #9889980 From: KOHL TIMOTHY : tk6411@cynthia.albany.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 23 words 405 bytes : Re: Frank Zappa 1940-1993 - Oh No! I don't believe it Msg-ID: <1993Dec8.160730.21787@sarah.albany.edu> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 93 16:07:30 G Org. : State University of New York at Albany Talk about the day the music died. RIP Frank! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Truth is often bitter left unsaid' Rush 'Red Lenses' ----------------------------------------------------------------------------*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:02:36 1993 : #9889981 From: Dianne Hackborn : hackbod@xanth.cs.orst.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 313 words 1767 bytes : In memory. Msg-ID: <2e4egfINNr01@flop.ENGR.ORST.EDU> Posted: 8 Dec 93 11:41:03 GMT Org. : Buried on the floor somewhere. Frank, I think I am saddest that I never got a chance to thank you for everything you did, and now I never will. Though I'll only ever know you through the things you have left behind, still, you were so vital and full of life that you seem more alive than most of the people I meet face-to-face. You were the closest thing I will ever have to a hero; one of the people who has had the greatest impact on my life, and will continue to impact it until I ultimately follow you. I saw in you someone who I can only hope to live up to -- someone who was continually honest with himself and those around him, a person who stood up for what he thought was right, spoke out against what he thought was wrong, and never let his integrity be lost to the needs of the moment. You taught me how limiting labels are, whether they are applied to music, the world around us or, especially, ourselves. Those parts of your life which you shared with me: your love of the world around us, of the *real* world around us; your respect and celebration of life everywhere; your beautiful view of our human potential; and, of course, your wonderful sense of humor. These I will carry inside myself through all time, riding with celebration in times of good, and sheltering from pain in times of bad. And, of course, your music will continue to play. Thank you, and all my love. Throughout my life. ------------------------------------------------------Dianne Kyra Hackborn "The real question is: hackbod@xanth.cs.orst.edu Is it possible to laugh BIX: dhack / IRC: Dianne while fucking?" Oregon State University -- Frank Zappa *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:02:37 1993 : #9889982 From: 191603237 : REID12CO@Meena.CC.URegina.CA : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 160 words 964 bytes : annoyed Msg-ID: <1993Dec08.150748.905918@sue.cc.uregina.ca> Posted: Wed, 08 Dec 1993 15:07:4 Org. : University of Regina, Regina, Sask., Canada In every newspaper I read, and every TV news show I see, when they talk about Frank, they almost always sum him up as "a weird guy with weird music for weird people". This is extremely annoying. Almost never do they suggest that he was an intelligent man who stood for what he believed in, instead dimissing the man as a radical. For people like you and I, who know that Frank was much more than all that, this is insulting. Damn bureaucrats. Let me also say that up until I read this newsgroup, I hadn't really accepted Frank's death as real. I knew what had happened, and read about it, etc., but it just never really hit me until I sat down at this terminal, reading all these posts from people expressing their emotions. And now, damnit, I'm depressed. I'm going to be depressed for a while. Frank, we miss you. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:02:39 1993 : #9889986 From: Toon de Laaf : TDELAAF@kub.nl : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 91 words 648 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <19931208122313.TDELAAF@pc0501.kub.nl> Posted: Wed, 08 Dec 93 11:23:00 Org. : Tilburg University / The Netherlands In Article <1993Dec3.Ka2cc4.xv9@gossa.cs.mjc.edu> "joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu (JOE SIX-PACK)" says: > THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD > PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I > WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, > IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE > > > > The BOBBY BROWN (from the person behind this Joe Six-Pack To DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. JOE SIX-PACK, USA Yarbouti-album)- character shows the real *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:02:40 1993 : #9889987 From: Michael Meynhard van S : mschoor@sci.kun.nl : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 60 words 390 bytes : Frank is dead Msg-ID: <CHpqvG.E1J@sci.kun.nl> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 11:06:51 Org. : University of Nijmegen, The Netherlands I have heard about the death of Frank Zappa monday. But I was not in the mood for saying something on newsnet. Saturday sad news The last It's sad I heard a friend of me died. And then I saw the about FZ on TV. days I listen to 'Watermelon in EasterHay' a lot. times. Mike *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:02:41 1993 : #9889988 From: David Fuller : dafuller@sequent.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 54 words 435 bytes : Re: Frank Zappa Remembered Msg-ID: <1993Dec8.182825.18325@sequent.com> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 93 18:28:25 G Org. : Sequent Computer Systems Inc. The burnt guitar was given (by FZ) to Adrian Belew, who dubbed it "baby" and played it thru the early 80s. Then it found its way back to Dweezil. -Dave Fuller Sequent Computer Systems dafuller@sequent.com All opinions expressed are my own and not those of Sequent Computer Systems, Inc. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:02:41 1993 : #9889989 From: Sean P. Ryan : fsspr@camelot.acf-lab.alaska.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 126 words 834 bytes : Here's a thought... Msg-ID: <1993Dec8.173452.10197@raven.alaska.edu> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 17:34:52 Org. : The Church of UAA Students - located at 603 D St. in Anchorage I remember that 3 years ago, the readership of rec.music.gdead created a net.sympathy-card for the family of Brent Mydland. Would anyone be interested in doing the same for Frank's family? I'm working a mimimum of 50 hours a week right now, with numerous other responsibilities, so please don't ask me to coordinate it. I'm just putting the idea out, and if anyone else would like to pick up the ball and roll with it, I feel it would be an excellent gesture on our part. -(quickie .signature follows - 4 lines, even!) Sean P. Ryan, fsspr@aurora.alaska.edu, sean@fred.com P.O. Box 202964, Anchorage, AK 99520-2964 "I love you, you love me, Armenian genocide fnord Turkey." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:02:42 1993 : #9889990 From: David Watson : aj153@Freenet.carleton.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 191 words 1176 bytes : Re: So long Frank Msg-ID: <CHq9E5.ACB@freenet.carleton.ca> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 17:46:53 Org. : The National Capital Freenet In a previous article, km9985@phoebe.albany.edu (MADIGAN KEVIN M) says: >In article <16C9CA22A.JCHICK@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU> JCHICK@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU (John Chick) writes: >>Thank you so much for your music and genius. >>With one such as you, it is not appropriate to >>say goodbye, because I will still be forever >>getting to know you through the music you have >>left us. Still, I am sad that you will no >>longer be with us to show the folly of our ways. >>Miles Davis (last year) >>Albert Collins (last week) >>Frank Zappa (last saturday) >>The mighty have fallen and can't get up. >>I thought you might like that one. >>R.I.P. >Don't forget Albert King (this spring), a true giant of American Music. It >has been a sad year, in this respect. >Kevin And lest we not forget Sun Ra. Rest on Saturn, Sonny. -Dave Watson, Severed Heads Liberation Front (Save the _Stretcher_ EP!) Ottawa (Corruption Capital of Canada) Email--aj153@Freenet.carleton.ca "A man is measured by the depth of his anger."--Eddie "The media is the mess."--Marshall McLu (via Abbie Hoffman) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Group Length Subject 8 14:02:43 1993 : #9889991 From: an55684@anon.penet.fi : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 891 words 5181 bytes : No subject Msg-ID: <182304Z08121993@anon.penet.fi> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 18:14:26 Org. : Anonymous contact service Newsgroups: alt.fan.frank-zappa, alt.fan.howard-stern Distribution: world References: <CHp71w.CLB@world.std.com> Subject: Re: WZLX [and Howard Stern]: Truly insulting "tribute" In article <CHp71w.CLB@world.std.com>, delay@world.std.com (bob mckeegan) writes: |> Boston's "Classic Rock" station, WZLX, really disappointed me. Monday |> they'd been announcing a tribute to FZ at 11PM. I had my tape deck ready. |> They played about 4-5 songs, HALF AN HOUR they devoted to Frank's |> memory!!! Granted, they DID play 'Dinah-Moe Humm,' NEVER thought I'd hear |> that one on commercial radio, but when it ended, I was in a state of |> shock!!! I'm not a hard-core FZ fan, I have a few of his albums, I saw |> him once (the '88 tour I believe). But even **I** would have trouble |> coming up with a Zappa tribute less than an hour or two!!! They didn't |> play Joe's Garage, they didn't play Flakes, they didn't play Titties And |> Beer, they didn't play *ANY* of the jazz numbers! If it wasn't the ONLY |> commercial station where I hear some of the OTHER classic bands, I'd |> definitely boycott it! And without question, on Frank's birthday I will |> NOT tune in to WZLX!!! Their half-hour "tribute" was an **INSULT**!!!!! |> |> -Bob, who doesn't normally even subscribe to this group, |> let alone post... |> |> If you think WZLX's was an insulting tribute, you should of heard Howard Stern on Monday. The most amazing thing about it was that Stern actually talked about someone other than himself (without exactly putting them down) for almost five minutes! To listen to him, Stern was a little ray of sunshine in Frank's last few painful years. As I recall, Stern's interviews with Frank were among the most inane that listeners have been subjected to. Stern claimed that he was able to make Frank laugh. Too bad Stern is too thick and self-obsessed to tell the difference between being laughed with and being laughed at. It's a modern American tragedy that the same First Amendment which (supposedly) protected Frank's freedom to express his artistic talent also protects the villiany of Pat Robertson, the hypocrisy of Rush Limbaugh and the childish excrement of Howard Stern. Stern will never know how much he owes to Frank's standing up to Tipper Gore, and even if he did, he would never acknowledge it. Newsgroups: alt.fan.frank-zappa, alt.fan.howard-stern Distribution: world References: <CHp71w.CLB@world.std.com> Subject: Re: WZLX: Truly insulting "tribute" In article <CHp71w.CLB@world.std.com>, delay@world.std.com (bob mckeegan) writes: |> Boston's "Classic Rock" station, WZLX, really disappointed me. Monday |> they'd been announcing a tribute to FZ at 11PM. I had my tape deck ready. |> They played about 4-5 songs, HALF AN HOUR they devoted to Frank's |> memory!!! Granted, they DID play 'Dinah-Moe Humm,' NEVER thought I'd hear |> that one on commercial radio, but when it ended, I was in a state of |> shock!!! I'm not a hard-core FZ fan, I have a few of his albums, I saw |> him once (the '88 tour I believe). But even **I** would have trouble |> coming up with a Zappa tribute less than an hour or two!!! They didn't |> play Joe's Garage, they didn't play Flakes, they didn't play Titties And |> Beer, they didn't play *ANY* of the jazz numbers! If it wasn't the ONLY |> commercial station where I hear some of the OTHER classic bands, I'd |> definitely boycott it! And without question, on Frank's birthday I will |> NOT tune in to WZLX!!! Their half-hour "tribute" was an **INSULT**!!!!! |> |> -Bob, who doesn't normally even subscribe to this group, |> let alone post... |> |> If you think WZLX's was an insulting tribute, you should of heard Howard Stern on Monday. The most amazing thing about it was that Stern actually talked about someone other than himself (without exactly putting them down) for almost five minutes! To listen to him, Stern was a little ray of sunshine in Frank's last few painful years. As I recall, Stern's interviews with Frank were among the most inane that listeners have been subjected to. Stern claimed that he was able to make Frank laugh. Too bad Stern is too thick and self-obsessed to tell the difference between being laughed with and being laughed at. It's a modern American tragedy that the same First Amendment which (supposedly) protected Frank's freedom to express his artistic talent also protects the villiany of Pat Robertson, the hypocrisy of Rush Limbaugh and the childish excrement of Howard Stern. Stern will never know how much he owes to Frank's standing up to Tipper Gore, and even if he did, he would never acknowledge it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------To find out more about the anon service, send mail to help@anon.penet.fi. Due to the double-blind, any mail replies to this message will be anonymized, and an anonymous id will be allocated automatically. You have been warned. Please report any problems, inappropriate use etc. to admin@anon.penet.fi. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:02:45 1993 : #9889992 From: Erik Paine Brady : epb3r@Virginia.EDU : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 451 words 2364 bytes : song for Frank Msg-ID: <1993Dec8.190308.583@Virginia.EDU> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 19:03:08 Org. : University of Virginia I posted this and another message on Monday when I heard the news, but it didn't seem to get here. I feel this song is quite appropriate, and I put off the test I needed to study for to transcribe the lyrics (it's unreleased, and I think some people will appreciate it). The song was first done in 1980/1981 band rehearsal, but I know nothing more about that (or its origins). During a rehearsal for Zappa's Universe, on Nov. 7, 1991, Steve Vai sang the song. This was the day that Frank released information about his prostate cancer. I have listened to the song several times, and am pretty confident the lyrics are accurate. It's pretty depressing..... Solitude You...have have brought me solitude and I believe it is the time for me to show some gratitude. I'd like to take a minute to express to you my gratitude, but most of all I love the way that you have brought me solitude. You....have been a friend to me And I believe it is the time for me to show some sympathy. I've watched the way you suffered with the problems of reality but most of all I love the way that you have been a friend to me. You...have been misunderstood And I believe it is the time for you to feel the way you should. I'd love to see you smile I hope that you will live the days but most of all I do regret the ways that you have been misunderstood. my comments: Obviously not everything is applicable since Frank isn't still around, but the whole gist of the song is quite appropriate, in my opinion. The only version from 1980/81 that I've heard only has the first stanza, then: I think I'll take a minute to reflect upon your attitude but most of all I love the way that you have brought me solitude. I put spaces in between the verses where there is a pause in the song. The song certainly is something *I* can relate to, seeing Frank as a friend (though I've never met him) and getting so much out of his music....bringing me my own solitude. ugh. Basically it's really slow, with only a guitar and vocals (at least in Vai's version). You're welcome to cross post this anywhere else you want. I'd like to hear any other opinions about the song. Erik, still a bit depressed epb3r@virginia.edu *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject Msg-ID: Posted: Org. 8 14:02:46 1993 : #9889993 From: David Watson : aj153@Freenet.carleton.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 107 words 744 bytes : Re: Zappa Anecdotes (was Re: CNN NEWS: Frank Zappa has died <CHqDMr.D9p@freenet.carleton.ca> Wed, 8 Dec 1993 19:18:27 : The National Capital Freenet In a previous article, esutton@bnr.ca (Ed Sutton) says: >Last one. A friend of mine was teaching at Corvallis High School, and >one of his students baby-sat for the Zappa's. She told my friend that >'Dweezil' was the name Frank gave Gail's big toe. Is that a new UL? >Has anyone ever heard that before? Yes. It's in _The Real Frank Zappa Book_. -Dave Watson, Severed Heads Liberation Front (Save the _Stretcher_ EP!) Ottawa (Corruption Capital of Canada) Email--aj153@Freenet.carleton.ca "A man is measured by the depth of his anger."--Eddie "Music is THE BEST."--Frank Vincent Zappa, 1940-1993 (no commercial potential) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:02:58 1993 : #9889994 From: Todd Poynor : todd@cup.hp.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 80 words 468 bytes : Re: Uncle Sheet Msg-ID: <CHqF41.KJ6@cup.hp.com> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 19:50:25 Org. : HP COSL Eric Pepke (pepke@scri.fsu.edu) wrote: : Does anybody know where I can get the sheet music to the _Uncle Meat_ : theme? I'm trying to work it out on the guitar, and this would sure make : it easier. The music to the main theme is included in the booklet of the album (or, at least, some incarnations of it), as is "King Kong". I don't know about the whole arrangement of it. Todd *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:02:59 1993 : #9889995 From: Robin Clark : rclark@alamo.ling.upenn.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 202 words 1295 bytes : A Small Memorial Msg-ID: <2e5cbg$mi5@netnews.upenn.edu> Posted: 8 Dec 1993 20:10:24 GMT Org. : University of Pennsylvania, Department of Psychology It is sad indeed that we have lost a musical genius, but we can take some solace in the body of work he left behind. It is sad, too, that we have lost a fine mind and a man who was sufficiently committed to a set of principles to stand up and defend them articulately and very publicly. This will be very hard to replace. As a tribute to Frank, it might be a good idea to do one or more of the following things: (1) Register to vote (and do so!). (2) Write to government officials (like Bill Clinton and Janet Reno) and tell them what you think of state-sponsored censorship (``voluntary'' or otherwise). (3) Make a donation (in Frank's name perhaps) to the ACLU (or some other organization interested in defending first amendment rights and other civil liberties). Frank Zappa's work has been a very important part of my growing up and I remember feeling very proud when he stood up to censors like Tipper Gore. -Department of Linguistics | Office: (215) 898-2943 University of Pennsylvania | Fax: (215) 573-2091 Philadelphia, PA 19104-6305 | rclark@babel.ling.upenn.edu *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 14:03:05 1993 : #9889997 From: Monte Bingham : monteb@sylvester.cc.utexas.edu.cc.utexas.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 27 words 258 bytes : Re: Frank is dead Msg-ID: <2e5g8n$4s1@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu> Posted: 8 Dec 1993 21:17:11 GMT Org. : The University of Texas at Austin, Austin, Texas I am never going to hock my imaginary guitar... We love you Frank, and will miss you! I guess I'm an asshole... Monte *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 16:04:42 1993 : #9899576 From: Bob Belas : belas@mbimail.umd.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 254 words 1932 bytes : Re: Tribute Msg-ID: <belas.216.000FFBF1@mbimail.umd.edu> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 15:58:56 Org. : Center of Marine Biotechnology In article <pepke-081293115858@pepkemac.scri.fsu.edu> pepke@scri.fsu.edu (Eric Pepke) writes: >From: pepke@scri.fsu.edu (Eric Pepke) >Subject: Tribute >Date: 8 Dec 1993 17:12:36 GMT >I can't find the message from the person who suggested that we all play >"Watermelon in Easter Hay" from _Joe's Garage_ at 18:00 GMT on December 21, >Frank's birthday. (If you're out there, please come forward; I don't want >to be assigned credit for someone else's idea. Also, if I've got the date >wrong, let me know.) >In any event, I heartily agree. 18:00 GMT seems to be a reasonable >comprimise considering Zappa's American and European appeal. It's 1:00 PM >for me, so that's not so bad. Maybe I'll feel differently next year, but >right now that song seems appropriate. If anybody did Kubler-Ross as a >musical, "Watermelon in Easter Hay" would be "acceptance." Sounds like a fitting tribute, although for those of us without the concept of a global community, please someone tell me when 18:00 GMT is in the US EST zone? (Gosh, I feel stupid.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~ "Now imagine a Moebius vortex inside a spherical constant, and you've ~~ ~~ got my cosmology." Frank Zappa, 1940-1993. ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Bob Belas, Assistant Professor, Sensory Transduction ~~ ~~ Center of Marine Biotechnology, University of Maryland ~~ ~~ Biotechnology Institute, 600 East Lombard Street ~~ ~~ Baltimore (my fair city) MD 21202 ~~ ~~ (410) 783-4825 Belas@mbimail.umd.edu ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 16:04:43 1993 : #9899577 From: Jesper Larsson Traff : traff@diku.dk : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 81 words 561 bytes : Re: An idea for a suitable tribute to Frank Msg-ID: <1993Dec8.203707.9438@odin.diku.dk> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 20:37:07 Org. : Department of Computer Science, U of Copenhagen belas@mbimail.umd.edu (Bob Belas) writes: >Hi All, > Well, I've heard the news and I am as shocked and saddened as the rest. I >was wondering if we of the Net might not think of something to do as a group >to commemorate Frank's passing. Here's one idea: a moment of silence. My >thought was that on Frank's birthday we'd mourn his pass by not posting for >that one day. Let it be like that jesper traff, copenhagen *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 16:04:44 1993 : #9899578 From: Jesper Larsson Traff : traff@diku.dk : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 36 words 336 bytes : The present day composer... Msg-ID: <1993Dec8.211644.10071@odin.diku.dk> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 21:16:44 Org. : Department of Computer Science, U of Copenhagen ...refuses to die. and as such, your music and words will live on. you influenced me deeply. Good night, Frank Zappa, whereever you are! jesper larsson traff local expert, DIKU, copenhagen, denmark *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 16:04:44 1993 : #9899579 From: James McCartney : james@astro.as.utexas.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 70 words 500 bytes : Re: So long Frank Msg-ID: <2e5jt4$7hc@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu> Posted: 8 Dec 1993 22:19:16 GMT Org. : McDonald Observatory, University of Texas @ Austin In article <CHq9E5.ACB@freenet.carleton.ca>, David Watson <aj153@Freenet.carleton.ca> wrote: > >And lest we not forget Sun Ra. Rest on Saturn, Sonny. Well at least we know what Sun Ra is up to.. He's in some far place many light years in space.. and he's waiting for you. He came from nowhere, here. Why can't he be somewhere there? --- james mccartney *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 16:04:45 1993 : #9899580 From: Bradley . Kalmin : bkalmin@lonestar.utsa.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 75 words 555 bytes : eyebrows Msg-ID: <1993Dec8.215617.6860@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 21:56:17 Org. : University of Texas at San Antonio Frank used to "put the eyebrows " on everything he did from wild guitar solo's to complex polyrhythm to absurd humour.Saying that i'll miss him is not even close to being an understatement.Bye Frank,see you one day by that purple lagoon in the sky .say hi to Igor & Jimi The conceptual continuity refuses to end........ Daniel Sanders/Tel aviv.Israel.My address ,for any other toads of the short forest:sanders@ccsg.tau.ac.il *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 16:04:45 1993 : #9899581 From: Vince Cross : bartok@bnr.ca : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 190 words 1287 bytes : Re: A Small Memorial Msg-ID: <2e5l20$7o4@crchh828.rich.bnr.ca> Posted: 8 Dec 1993 16:38:56 -060 Org. : Bell-Northern Research, Richardson, TX In article <2e5cbg$mi5@netnews.upenn.edu>, Robin Clark <rclark@alamo.ling.upenn.edu> wrote: > >As a tribute to Frank, it might be a good idea to do one or more of the >following things: > <stuff deleted> I called and finally got thru to 818-PUMPKIN (the Barfko-Swill hotline). The message tape was recorded by Moon-Unit and asked that those who wish to make a memorial in Frank's name call the Society for Intellectual Thought (or something like that) at 312-280-4223 and make a donation in his name. Or, if you prefer, make a donation to Greenpeace or any other favorite environmental group. Gail will be announcing a public memorial event in the future. Moon also asked that if you are a musician, keep playing her father's music. If not, then keep listening to it. Gail asks that we all respect each other, our families, and above all, ourselves. Vince -************************************************************************* * * #include std.disclaimer /// No email to above address - it will bounce * * Instead post replies in USENET or email vcross@sdf.lonestar.org * ************************************************************************* * *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 16:04:45 1993 : #9899582 From: George Washington Hayd : studentuser@duckmail.uoregon.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 81 words 555 bytes : a fitting eulogy-maybe, maybe not Msg-ID: <studentuser-081293143054@fp1-cc-labs-emu-5.uoregon.edu> Posted: Wed, 08 Dec 1993 14:30:5 Org. : University of Oregon A day of silence? I have only been introduced to his zappaness recently, but would he approve of such a cliche measure? Perhaps instead we should flood the newsgroup with as much business and noise and paradoxes and humor as possible and trust, like frank, that it will all assimilate into beautiful music. Perhaps i am wrong. -Statements made by me do not reflect the opinions of anyone other than myself or Edward Abbey. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Group Length Subject 8 16:04:47 1993 : #9899583 From: umino@sbnsld.physics.sunysb.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 257 words 1649 bytes : Honoring FZ Msg-ID: <8DEC93.12235810@sbnsld.physics.sunysb.edu> Posted: 8 DEC 93 12:23:58 GMT Org. : State University of New York at Stony Brook, Nuclear Physics Date: 6-DEC-1993 07:50 From: belas@mbimail.umd.edu (Bob Belas) Description: An idea for a suitable tribute to Frank Hi All, Well, I've heard the news and I am as shocked and saddened as the rest. I was wondering if we of the Net might not think of something to do as a group to commemorate Frank's passing. Here's one idea: a moment of silence. My thought was that on Frank's birthday we'd mourn his pass by not posting for that one day. Very simple and yet it makes a nice sentiment. Any other ideas? ************************************************************************* *** On Monday night, I was fortunate enough to catch the Grandmothers perform at the Parker's club in Amsterdam. Because of the timing, about 80% of the material they played were Frank's compositions and I was struck with emotion when they palyed "Peaches en Regalia", one of my favorite FZ tunes. Also, it was quite easy to tell who were the real FZ fans and who were there because his death was reported in the Dutch news media. Overall, the band was good and the audience was excellent - quite a few people were taping the show. Before the band began to play, J.C. Black mentioned that the last thing Frank wanted us to do was to honor him with a minute of silence. So we honored him with a minute of total chaos where the band and the audience went crazy for about a minute. They ended the show with "Lonesome Cowboy Burt". Groeten F.Z. R.I.P. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec 8 16:04:47 1993 Message : #9899584 From: Lance Franklin Address Group Length Subject : : : : ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 315 words 2257 bytes Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <1993Dec8.155756.4499@ncmicro.lonestar.org> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 15:57:56 Org. : NC Microproducts, Inc., Richardson, Tx jrice@pomona.claremont.edu writes: }jrm@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu writes: }>joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu (JOE SIX-PACK) writes: }>> THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN }>> PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE }>> WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT }>> IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. }>> }>> }>> JOE SIX-PACK, USA }> } } } Why the hell are we getting responses to this pointless post on }alt.music.enya??? Does anyone on this group remotely care whether he is dead }or alive, and what anyone thinks of it? I personally think that the original }was post was stupid, but it is really annoying to have to wade through a load }of posts that have no bearing whatsoever on the topic of this group. Can't }this be taken to a newsgroup where it is relevent, like alt.fan.frankzappa, }or whatever? Figure it out, folks...take a look at the Newsgroups line! Newsgroups: alt.fan.frank-zappa,rec.music.dementia,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, misc.test,alt.test,us.test, alt.religion.kibology,alt.newbie,alt.drugs,rec.music.misc, rec.music.industrial,alt.music.progressive,alt.flame, alt.music.enya,alt.music.hardcore Notice the misc.test, alt.test, us.test newsgroups hidden away in the middle of all those other newsgroups. YOU'VE BEEN BAITED! Pretty standard ploy, posting obvious flame-bait with lots of groups in the Newsgroup header, with a Followup-To field identical, with the addition of the test groups. Posters who followup end up getting mail from many sites who automatically reply to posts to a test newsgroup. Jeeze, when are people going to learn to CHECK THE NEWSGROUP/FOLLOWUP-TO FIELDS before you post! Lance -Lance T. Franklin ---+ (ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org) | NC Microproducts, Inc. Fury | Richardson, Texas ---+ +------------------------------------------| "You want I should bop you with this here | Lollipop?!?" The Fat +------------------------------------------- *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 16:04:47 1993 : #9899585 From: huette : huetcaji@w251zrz.zrz.tu-berlin.de : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 102 words 758 bytes : FZ-Videos in Germany (VHS)?? Msg-ID: <2e5mov$gu4@mailgzrz.TU-Berlin.DE> Posted: 8 Dec 1993 23:08:15 GMT Org. : TUBerlin/ZRZ Hi guys out there, Dezember, 21 will be a memorial-party for me and my friends. For that, I would like to have some Zappa-Videos. Who can tell me, which are available in Germany (VHS) and WHERE? Especially BABY SNAKES is of a great interest for us. If someone knows where I can get that (and others, maybe in Berlin?), please write me an e-mail or post it here. O.K., byebye ************************************************************************* * | | __ ___ ___ __ |--| | | |_ | | |_ huetcaji@w250zrz.zrz.tu-berlin.de | | |__| |__ | | |__ Juergen Huettner, Fichtestr.3, 10967 Berlin *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 16:04:48 1993 : #9899586 From: Theo Lengyel : tbl1@crux5.cit.cornell.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 269 words 1390 bytes : Re: Frank's gone... Msg-ID: <TBL1.93Dec8173104@crux5.cit.cornell.edu> Posted: 8 Dec 93 17:31:04 Org. : Cornell University >>> On Tue, 7 Dec 1993 15:23:45 GMT, mburton@netcom.com (Mark Burton) said: MB> I've been reading the posts since Monday morning. This was the best way I MB> can think of to hear the news -- among fellow friends of Frank's. ........... blah blah blah sentimental crap sent to kill ring ........ I really don't think frank would be very proud of you. What is all this pansy ass god bullshit you are trying to pass off on us? Havn't you learned anything? You're an asshole. MB> That's not all... MB> I receive tons of mail in my job from other musicians. Monday morning I MB> opened a letter to find a manuscript of a song entitled "I'm Free" (words MB> copyright 1992 by Helen Mae Kress): MB> MB> MB> MB> "Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free. I'm following the path God laid for me. I took His hand when I heard him call. I turned my back and left it all. MB> MB> MB> MB> I could not stay another day --things left undone must stay that way. Be not burdened with times of sorrow. I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow. MB> MB> MB> MB> My life's been full, I've savored much -good times, good friends, a loved one's touch. Lift up your hearts and share with me, God wanted me now, he has set me free." MB> -Mark MB> -Free as the wind. -- --Theo lengyel --tbl1@cornell.edu *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Group Length Subject 8 16:04:48 1993 : #9899587 From: reese@watson.ibm.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 1157 words 5861 bytes : FZ therapy (Don White) Msg-ID: <CHqnEo.2GzK@hawnews.watson.ibm.com> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 22:49:36 Org. : IBM T.J. Watson Research (NB: This is being posted for a correspondent I've never met who doesn't have the ability to post to this newsgroup. It's amazing the connections we make in times like these. You people are great. - Diane Reese) The following is from Don White: I've never posted before. In fact, I just discovered this group on Monday, the 6th. Just in time for me to discover just how many others out there were hurting like me. I am going to send this letter to Gail, but I wanted to post it here, too. Those of you who might complain about my taking up too much space - piss off. We've got a whole Net out there, and I need the therapy. Dear Frank: Well, here it is. The letter I never wrote you. I actually started to write one back when "Make A Jazz Noise Here" came out. I was gonna say something like how great it was, how it was one of the best records you'd ever done - up there with "Roxy", "One Size Fits All", "Hot Rats", "Burnt Weeny Sandwich" and "Lumpy Gravy", and how I regretted not being able to see you live with that band. You were supposed to be in Houston on March 13, 1988, at the Music Hall, but the tour collapsed and... y'know, this is already starting to sound like a geek letter. But, who gives a fuck, anyway? I was about 7 or 8 when I started listening to your music, courtesy of my brother (something I never thanked him for -- Thank you, Dave. If I didn't have any other reason to love you, introducing me to Frank's music would be reason enough.) I remember what he said to me as I was laughing at "We're Only In It For The Money" - "It makes you laugh, but when you stop laughing, you realize what an incredible guitar player this guy is." Soon after that, I heard "Lumpy Gravy" and I had the same experience you had with Varese's music: That feeling of "This is what I've always thought music should sound like." The first time I saw you live was July 5th, 1974, at the Ambassador Theater in St. Louis (As is turns out, this was also the first time Ike Willis saw you perform - a fact I learned from an interview with Ike in Society Pages.) I was 12, and my father insisted on going with me since it was in downtown St. Louis. He put on a suit and tie to go to the show, and I even convinced him to sneak in a tape recorder for me. It was one of those boxy, portable GE mid-70s jobs with a "condenser mic" the size of a pencil eraser, and I taped the show on some really cheezy Certron C-90s. The result was pure audio hell - worse than any bootleg you've ever heard - but it was my first. My father sat like a rock for the whole show, while I got off beyond my wildest expectations. When it was over, and we were riding home, I asked him what he thought. He replied, "That was the weirdest goddamn thing I've ever seen in my life!" I was ecstatic. I bought every record you released. I searched for interviews in all the music rags. I saw you live six more times, including an astonishing show on October 17, 1981, at The Summit in Houston. You had a horrible stomach virus, but you went on anyway. It was probably the best soloing I'd ever seen you do. And even though you disapproved, I bought every fucking bootleg I could find, because I had to hear everything you did and absorb as much as I could. The day you were buried, I had this feeling I should read all the listings in the TV Guide for the week. It's a feeling that's served me well over the years - there were many times I'd had that feeling and it had paid off in finding one of your TV appearances. Finding nothing, I went to bed, and was awakened by my wife at 5 AM the next morning with the news. I called my brother and told him. I got calls from lots of my friends. My co-workers were sympathetic. And when I told my four-year-old son why I was sad and didn't feel like reading to him that night, we had this conversation: Miles: "Did you know him?" Me: "No, I never met him, but I listened to his music for most of my life, and his music meant a lot to me." Miles: "Did he know your name?" Me: "No, he didn't know who I was." Miles: "Well, you'll feel better if you listen to some of his music." And with that he led me to the stereo, and we played disc two of "Make A Jazz Noise Here." We fell asleep together on the couch that night (Thank you, Miles, for stating the obvious and keeping things in perspective.) I guess I was too stunned to cry on Monday, but I broke on my way to work Tuesday. I was listening to "Pound For A Brown", "Exercise #4" and "Get Whitey." At least you got to hear your music done by an orchestra that gave a fuck. I didn't think "The Yellow Shark" would be the last record you'd live to see, but I can't think of a better way for it to have happened. It is, by far, the finest release you've done (although I'm waiting for the day when I can hear the six-track mix of "N-Lite" before I make a final decision.) Well I guess that's about it. Farewell, Frank. I know there'll be posthumous releases for me to fetish and rumple, but it just won't be the same. Give my regards to your family, and thank you. You influenced my views on many levels -- musical, social, political - even molecular harmonics as they relate to The Universe and The Big Note. No one else ever managed to simultaneously kick my ass as I was laughing it off. I consider it to be my good fortune that I lived during your career; my life is richer as a result. With Undying Gratitude, Don White. WHITE_D@HCCS.CC.TX.US *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 16:04:49 1993 : #9899588 From: Jeroen Van Gennip : jeroen_van_gennip@gdsnl.gds.nl : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 145 words 1026 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <2d0646b6@gdsnl.gds.nl> Posted: Wed, 08 Dec 93 16:27:00 Org. : uugate/2 (OS/2) GDS BV,Internet/Fido gateway +31-15-569865 Hi, CMS> From: CSTONE@kentvm.kent.edu (Carl M Stone) CMS> Joe Six-Pack the All-American? The one that represents the the true CMS> spirit of the USA? The one that can't build a car worth buying anymore? CMS> The one that, like most of his friends, is illiterate? CMS> And I was wondering CMS> what happened to him... It's the Nu-perfect All-American Joe Sixpack, who drank his beer and went marching. In this universe, they are more plentiful than hydrogen, I've been told ;-) "Here it is. I wrote this for you. What do you mean, 'what the hell is it?'..It's a goddamn _etude_, you asshole!" | | | | Jeroen L.H. van Gennip GDS Automatisering BV POBOX 473, 2600 AL Delft The Netherlands jeroen@gds.nl jeroen_van_gennip@gdsnl.gds.nl IBMMAIL (I1010371) Semadigit 06-59414905 | | | | *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 16:04:49 1993 : #9899589 From: Douglas Miller : dougcc@brt.deakin.edu.au : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 66 words 481 bytes : Re: Zappa Records To Continue? Msg-ID: <2e5nrb$156@sol.ccs.deakin.edu.au> Posted: Thu, 9 Dec 93 10:28:13 + Org. : Deakin University In Article <malcolm.755291982@wrs.com> malcolm@wrs.com (Malcolm Humes) writes: >mcsdc2gsf@dct.ac.uk writes: >> What with the unfortunate and untimely death of Frank Zappa......what will >> happen to Zappa Records? > >> Will Gail take over now? Or will Dweezil be honoured with it. Err ... Gail can't take over, she already runs run Barking Pumpkin (and has done for years). *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 16:04:50 1993 : #9899590 From: Barbara Abernathy : baberna@awk.cse.psu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 85 words 600 bytes : Re: SHIT!!!!!!! FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD Msg-ID: <CHqpE2.M7@cse.psu.edu> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 23:32:24 Org. : Penn State Computer Science In article <2e5kbbINNdas@myall.awadi.com.au> martins@vsl.com.au writes: > >In article 755167598@urc.tue.nl, rcger@urc.tue.nl (Gerard Vos) writes: >> >> >> this morning the news changed my life....the greatest musician/composer >> Frank Zappa died at the age of 52 >> I'll always remember 'dancin' fool' and his ugly moustage.... >> >Amen, brother. And who will carry the torch now? Mel Torme', Wayne Newton or even Barry Mannilow > > Suzy? > >martin > > Suzy creamcheese? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 16:04:50 1993 : #9899591 From: Richard Schiavi : fins@radgumbo.EBB.Eng.Sun.COM : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 126 words 716 bytes : just left the building Msg-ID: <FINS.93Dec8154959@radgumbo.EBB.Eng.Sun.COM> Posted: 8 Dec 93 15:49:59 Org. : SunPics I can't say anything really helps to get a grip that he is dead, but I did listen to elvis has just left the building from Broadway a couple times last night and couldn't help grinning. . . .too bad some real intelligent producer doesn't do a commemorative Zappa collection (like they seem to be doing for lame dead 60's rock icons), but I guess they'd probably would have too hard a time finding bands talented enough to cover his tunes. . . a side question: has any bands ever recorded Zappa covers on their albums??? May you be in heaven a 1/2 hour before the devil knows your dead, or something like that, Rich *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec 8 17:02:42 1993 Message : #9901363 From: Theo Lengyel Address Group Length Subject : : : : tbl1@crux5.cit.cornell.edu Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa 270 words 1482 bytes pansy ass fucking shitheads Msg-ID: <TBL1.93Dec8175332@crux5.cit.cornell.edu> Posted: 8 Dec 93 17:53:32 Org. : Cornell University What the fuck is the deal with all this emotional nostalgic crap? Havn't any of you worthless pansy whimpering sissies learned anything from the master? Don't you know that broken hearts are for assholes? You all should be ashamed of your selves. I appreciate franks music and insight as much, correction, more than the next guy but you don't see me defiling his death by crying on my fucking keyboard. If you want to mourn his death do something he would have appreciated. Like kill your pansy ass self to spare the rest of us from your whinmpering. Jeezus ker-fucking-ist you didn't even know the guy, you act like he was your pet fetus or. He would have thought you were a stupid groupie and probably would have had the roadies buttfuck you while he shoved shit up your nose all the while you would be saying "I love you frank". True, he was a sub-god, but now he will rot just like the rest of us. Just be sure you know that your worthless life was infinitely improved by your being allowed to hear even one note of his shit. Now go get a couple of quarts of beer, put on your jazz discharge party hat, put a spindle up your butt, get your buns up kneeling, peel a couple potato headed surprises, barbeque john's sausage and ram it up your poop chute. That's what I call a picknick. There now, don't you feel better. ---Theo lengyel --tbl1@cornell.edu *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 17:02:42 1993 : #9901364 From: C. Gordon Keeble (gord : ck7263@albnyvms.bitnet : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 676 words 3805 bytes : Re: Zappa vinyl rarities (was Re: instrumental choice) Msg-ID: <1993Dec8.214443.3982@sarah.albany.edu> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 93 21:44:43 G Org. : University of Albany, SUNY In article <CHMso1.LCq@agora.rain.com>, pcurtis@agora.rain.com (Paul Curtis) writes: [..] > Y'know, I once had a promo copy of the "Lonely Little Girl" b/w "Mother [..] > was the only single ever to be taken from WOiIfTM, and as far as I know, > no stock copies were ever pressed--it was promo only. Despite being > labelled simply as "Lonely Little Girl," the A-side actually contained > that track *and* "Take Your Clothes off when You Dance." The last five I think it was the only one from WOiIfTM. I don't know if it was only, though it does seem likely. According to Volume 1, Number the magazine "Strange Things are Happening" April-May 1989 (UK), singles were: promo 5 of other How Could I be Such a Fool/Help I'm a Rock (Verve 10418) It Can't Happen Here/How Could I be Such a Fool (VS 545) Trouble Comin Every Day/Who Are the Brain Police? (VK 10458) Motherly Love/I Aint Got no Heart (DV 105) Big Leg Emma/Why Don't You do Me Right? (VS 557) Son of Suzy Creamcheese/Big Leg Emma (58516) Mother People/Lonely Little Girl(extended version) (Verve 10570) [aha! cgk] Jelly Roll Gum Drop/Deseri (Verve 10632) Any Way the Wind Blows/Jelly Roll Gum Drop (also says Verve 10632 -hmm?) Dog Breath/My Guitar (Bizarre 0840) Little Umbrellas/Peaches en Regalia (Bizarre 0889) WPLJ/MY Guitar (Bizarre 0892) Tell Me You Love Me/Would You Go All the Way (Bizarre 0967) Tears Began to Fall/Junior Mintz Boogie (Bizarre 1052) !!!!!!! Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus/Eat That Question (Bizarre 1127) The article doesn't cover any non-Mothers stuff, so I don't later singles, though probably stuff like Dancin Fool ... know about > bars of the former song (from the words, "So you're lonely...") were [..] > tone clusters played on a piano). Finally, at the end of "Take Your > Clothes off...," a two-bar instrumental riff (sounding like something out > of a 1967 hippie anthem, but probably written by Frank) was repeated, and > faded out over fifteen seconds or so. I've heard rumors that this piece > of music was included on MGM's _Worst of the Mothers_ compilation (one of > the three that was done without Frank's approval), but I haven't confirmed > this myself. Anyone? LLG isn't on The Worst.. but TYCOWYD is. The whole album is remixed with a tinnier sound, louder guitar and keyboards and wider seperation. At the end of TYCOWYD where you're expecting the (original) 6 note bass intro to What's the Ugliest.. there is about 1 second of Sci-Fi Cheepnis ray-gun effect instead. I'll have to check the rest for differences, but I don't have Freak Out anymore, so I can't check 5 of 11 songs. out > As for the different bridging segment between LLG and TYCoWYD, it might > appear on the mono version of the WOiIfTM album (which was also Haven't heard the mono either. > As for the single...I sold it. And I won't say how much I got for it, URRRR!!, I sold a bunch of stuff when I was down and out a couple of years ago.. the poster from 200 Motels, originals of Freak Out, Absolutely, Lumpy (have Verve/Polydor reissue now), Hot Rats, and In New York w/Punky. What a bonehead!!!!!!! (I had ASSUMED the CDs would look-alike/sound-alike) > (BTW, "Mother People" was identical to the album version--censored second > verse and all.) Censored on The Worst.. as well. > BTW, does anyone out there know if MGM ever sold any of the early Mothers > albums on prerecorded open-reel tape? I'd pay at least $100 for a copy of Jeezo-bucks! No idea. --"The present day Pachuco refuses to die!" Ruben Sano, June 1955 C. Gordon Keeble (gordo) ck7263@rachel.albany.edu Gordon.Keeble@f113.n267.z1.fidonet.org *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 17:02:42 1993 : #9901365 From: stuart : stuart@apollo.HP.COM : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 288 words 1438 bytes : an amusing remembereance Msg-ID: <CHqM7s.2Bt@apollo.hp.com> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 22:23:52 Org. : Hewlett-Packard Company, Chelmsford, MA I'll add this to the stew, just for fun ('cause that's the way he liked things). I was hoping I'd hear this one on of the radio tributes, and I did (thank you, WMFO-FM at Tufts University in Medford, Massachusetts). Here are FZ's words, attached to one of his more memorable melodies, written in response to John Lennon & Yoko Ono's late 60's deliberately innocent approach to the sorry state of world affairs then (...and now). (Get your hands on a copy of "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" to hear this in all its grandeur, with Ray Collins' `swell vocals'.) Zappa coyly titled this: "Oh No" Oh no I don't believe it You say that you think you know the meaning of love You say love is all we need You say with your love you could change All of the fools All of the hate I think you're probably out to lunch Oh no I don't believe it You say that you think you know the meaning of love Do you really think it can be told You say I think How can Will be that you really know you should check it again you say what you believe the key to a world of love All your love, will it save me All your love, will it save the world From we can't understand Oh no I don't believe it And in your dreams you can see yourself As a prophet saving the world The words from your lips I just can't believe you are such A fool. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 17:02:43 1993 : #9901366 From: Theo Lengyel : tbl1@crux5.cit.cornell.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 252 words 1660 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <TBL1.93Dec8181126@crux5.cit.cornell.edu> Posted: 8 Dec 93 18:11:26 Org. : Cornell University >>> On 7 Dec 1993 05:23:30 GMT, miles@clark.net (Miles Parker Mac Consulting/4D Developme) said: MPMCD> Followup-To: alt.fan.frank-zappa,rec.music.dementia,alt.fan.rushlimbaugh,misc.test,alt.test, us.test,alt.religion.kibology,alt.newbie,alt.drugs,rec.music.misc,rec.mus ic.indu strial,alt.music.progressive,alt.flame,alt.music.enya,alt.music.hardcore MPMCD> Mime-Version: 1.0 MPMCD> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII. MPMCD> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit MPMCD> Amazing that so many fans of FZ seem to have lost their sense of irony MPMCD> it is a response to grief and egoism more profound than MPMCD> platitudes. As fitting a tribute as any-(and no, I didn't post itso for MPMCD> gods sake don't waste your flame on me.) MPMCD> : SIX-PACK) writes: > : > THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD ABUSIN > : > PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I PLACE > : > WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, > : > IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. MPMCD> : Drug abusin? Who the fuck made you the Zappa expert. BTW why is it that MPMCD> : alt.music.hardcore seems to attract all the critics? MPMCD> : adolf heimlich No, shit. The "hate you frank" post is the most appropriate one made. Obviously most of the morons reading this group have no sense of humor; joe six-pack is a truly admirable fellow. They think they have a sense of humor but they dont. By the way, who really gives a shit about anything? ---Theo lengyel --tbl1@cornell.edu *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 17:02:43 1993 : #9901367 From: Eric Pepke : pepke@scri.fsu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 126 words 987 bytes : Re: Tribute Msg-ID: <pepke-081293190100@pepkemac.scri.fsu.edu> Posted: 9 Dec 1993 00:02:02 GMT Org. : Florida State University, but I don't speak for them In article <belas.216.000FFBF1@mbimail.umd.edu>, belas@mbimail.umd.edu (Bob Belas) wrote: > Sounds like a fitting tribute, although for those of us without the > concept of a global community, please someone tell me when 18:00 GMT is in the > US EST zone? (Gosh, I feel stupid.) I'm in the EST zone, so it's 1:00 PM for EST as it is for me. GMT is 5 hours away from EST. So, for those on the left coast it's 10:00 AM. Eric Pepke pepke@scri.fsu.edu Supercomputer Computations Research Institute Florida State University Tallahassee, FL 32306-4052 INTERNET: MFENET: SPAN: BITNET: pepke@fsu scri::pepke pepke@fsu Disclaimer: My employers seldom even LISTEN to my opinions. Meta-disclaimer: Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 17:02:44 1993 : #9901368 From: Neil Brewitt : neil@melkfri.demon.co.uk : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 144 words 1145 bytes : Re: Nasty old rock 'n roll Msg-ID: <neil.05sc@melkfri.demon.co.uk> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 20:55:14 Org. : Independant Node. In article <obrecht.755314538@imagen> obrecht@imagen.com (Doug Obrecht) writes: > > >Hell you're right. I hate this nasty rock and roll too, but my case is > ^^^^ > >different. It's not because of what you say- it's because it's plain > >anti-religious. > > Hmmmm,,, It's not against my religion. And how religious can you be by your > first statement. Tsk. Tsk. > -> Douglas Obrecht obrecht@rd.aqm.com | > The opinions included herein are mine, | Make a jazz noise here: ___________ > not my employer's. QMS Inc. | > ========================================================================= === I am not religious at all. I was being thoroughly sarcastic, but obv. just a little too subtle. Neil. -+-------------------------------------------------------------+ ! neil@melkfri.demon.co.uk (Internet) 2:250/319.5 (Fidonet) ! ! ! ! "Be narrow minded." ! +-------------------------------------------------------------+ *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 18:02:53 1993 : #9902355 From: Phineas : phin@west.darkside.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 350 words 2147 bytes : Sometimes I feel there ain't no such thing as dyin' Msg-ID: <Bua0Dc2w165w@west.darkside.com> Posted: Wed, 08 Dec 93 12:30:58 Org. : The Dark Side of the Moon +1 408 245 SPAM I'm not mournful. For the past three days I've been listening to my CD Zappa collection. It's strange but now that Frank is dead, his music takes on a different quality for me. Frank never stopped working, never stopped creating. Even in his last days, I'm told by a friend who worked for him, he was putting together quite a lot of stuff to be released posthumously. A LOT MORE STUFF IS COMING! A brand new record is coming in the spring! Now that he's gone it seems his life's work has a sort of closure, like the frame is complete around it and we can step back and admire it from a different standpoint. There's a completeness to it even though it continues to grow beyond Frank's death. I'm even more appreciative of him now. I notice things now in his music that I had glossed over before. Subtle touches, an incredible variety of musical textures and styles. An emotional smorgasbord in the feelings his music provokes in the listener. Listening to Frank's music is like receiving a vigorous mental Rolfing. Even moreso now more than ever, it seems to be candy for the ears... and nourishing candy at that. Let's face it, it's not as if Frank was cut down before he really had a chance to get going like a River Phoenix or a Brandon Lee or a James Dean. Frank had an extraordinary full and active life, did incredible things, was incredibly prolific and left a wonderful legacy of work to be savored. FRANK KICKED ASS WHILE HE WAS HERE! He would probably be cynical about this but I imagine right now he's somewhere probably just left of Barnard's star (or the dwarf nebula :-)) composing planets and star systems and enjoying the music of the spheres. Maybe our message, being beamed out into space to the satellites, will reach him someday. So, I don't mourn Frank's death but instead choose to celebrate his life. Frank lives on! "Sometimes I feel there ain't no such thing as dyin'" -Whipping Post --Phineas *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 18:02:53 1993 : #9902356 From: Eric Pepke : pepke@scri.fsu.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 157 words 1225 bytes : Re: The secret word for tonight is ........... Msg-ID: <pepke-081293161008@pepkemac.scri.fsu.edu> Posted: 8 Dec 1993 21:12:39 GMT Org. : Florida State University, but I don't speak for them In article (James Lee >How about >I gone so <1993Dec2.151030@unccsun.uncc.edu> jlrobins@unccsun.uncc.edu Robinson) writes: you? What do your spouses/significant others think? Have far as to offend a female subscriber? Like many who have posted before, Frank Zappa was my main test of coolness for prospective S.O.'s. (Auxiliary tests included Ernie Kovacs and The Goon Show.) When I got divorced, which was mostly a positive development, I thought to myself, "Where am I going to find another woman that likes Fillmore East, June 1971?" Eventually I did, and it's been 8 years and counting, although she does prefer _Broadway the Hard Way_ and _Joe's Garage_. Eric Pepke pepke@scri.fsu.edu Supercomputer Computations Research Institute Florida State University Tallahassee, FL 32306-4052 INTERNET: MFENET: SPAN: BITNET: pepke@fsu scri::pepke pepke@fsu Disclaimer: My employers seldom even LISTEN to my opinions. Meta-disclaimer: Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 19:02:25 1993 : #9903400 From: Bjorn Sjolli : sjolli@plains.NoDak.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 258 words 1626 bytes : Re: Tribute Msg-ID: <CHqvMH.trn@ns1.nodak.edu> Posted: Thu, 9 Dec 1993 01:47:04 Org. : North Dakota Higher Education Computing Network In article <pepke-081293115858@pepkemac.scri.fsu.edu> pepke@scri.fsu.edu (Eric Pepke) writes: >I can't find the message from the person who suggested that we all play >"Watermelon in Easter Hay" from _Joe's Garage_ at 18:00 GMT on December 21, >Frank's birthday. (If you're out there, please come forward; I don't want >to be assigned credit for someone else's idea. Also, if I've got the date >wrong, let me know.) > >In any event, I heartily agree. 18:00 GMT seems to be a reasonable >comprimise considering Zappa's American and European appeal. It's 1:00 PM >for me, so that's not so bad. Maybe I'll feel differently next year, but >right now that song seems appropriate. If anybody did Kubler-Ross as a >musical, "Watermelon in Easter Hay" would be "acceptance." > >Whether or not anybody else does it, I plan on doing this. However, I kind >of like the idea of knowing that a lot of people around the world are >making the same sounds at the same time. Remember Frank's description of >music as a three-dimensional sculpture made of compression patterns in air? > Let's all make a sound sculpture in memory of Zappa that covers the globe >for a few minutes. > >Eric Pepke INTERNET: pepke@scri.fsu.edu You've got the day and time correct. Count me in. ---------------------------------------Bjorn Sjolli sjolli@plains.NoDak.edu - Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow. FZ ---------------------------------------*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 19:02:25 1993 : #9903401 From: Michael Zeleny : zeleny@oak.math.ucla.edu : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 156 words 959 bytes : The Panty Line Forms to the Right Msg-ID: <1993Dec9.020828.23106@math.ucla.edu> Posted: Thu, 9 Dec 93 02:08:28 G Org. : The Phallogocentric Cabal West I used to see Frank Zappa every year, from the late Seventies until the mid-Eighties. His band usually came to Chicago around Halloween. They took advantage of the date by putting on a spooky show. One time, Frank asked all women in the audience to take off their underpants and pass them to the band, for strictly artistic purposes, to be sure. The next year we were treated to the imposing sight of the ensuing quilt. The panty rap made it on the studio record. The quilt is bound to make it to the Smithsonian. To commemorate Frank Zappa, I hereby forswear the use of underpants. So long and godspeed, Frankie. Cordially, - Mikhail | Why is it that all those who have become eminent Zeleny@math.ucla.edu | in philosophy or politics or poetry or art UCLA Philosophy Dept | are clearly of an atrabilious temperament? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Wed Dec Message Address Group Length Subject 8 19:02:25 1993 : #9903402 From: Paul Schwartz : pauls@kwi.com : Usenet.alt.fan.frank-zappa : 192 words 1475 bytes : Re: HAHAHAHAHAHA FRANK ZAPPA IS DEAD!!!!!!!! Msg-ID: <CHq72G.Aw9@kwiudl.kwi.com> Posted: Wed, 8 Dec 1993 16:56:39 Org. : KnowledgeWare, Inc. In article xv9@gossa.cs.mjc.edu, joe@gossa.cs.mjc.edu (JOE SIX-PACK) writes: >THAT FUCKIN RAT BASTARD DESERVED TO DIE. HE WAS A FUCKIN DRUG ABUSIN >PERVERT AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE >WITHOUT HIM. NO SIREE, NOT A TEAR SHEAD HERE. THAT FUCKER CAN ROT >IN HELL! GOOD RIDDANCE FRANK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. > > > JOE SIX-PACK, USA Frank Zappa was opposed to drug use and would fire any band member that used drugs. You can read about it in the book "I'm with the band" by Pamela DeBris. --************************************************************************* * (__) * * My opinions are mine * * (oo) * I will not be cowed!! * They are not KWIs, * * /-------\/ * * although they should be.* * / | || * * ----------------------- * ** ||----|| * * Finger pauls@kwi.com * * ~~ ~~ * * for my PGP public key * ************************************************************************* *"If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they`ll murder* *you in your sleep" F. Zappa * ************************************************************************* *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*