BEER BOWL III: BAUHAUS OF PAIN University of South Florida, March 16, 2003 Questions by Robert Fernandez with Cult Jam featuring Full Force TOSSUPS 1. Created by Philip Rapp, it first appeared on shows like The Drene Show and Edgar Bergen's Chase and Sanborn Hour , but soon proved popular enough for a show of its own. Brother Amos was played by Danny Thomas, but the plots centered around John, who was first a bowling ball salesman, then a vacuum cleaner salesman for Eagle Appliances, often criticized for his constant snoring, among other things, by his wife Blanche. Often cited as an inspiration to The Honeymooners, FTP, name this radio comedy starring Frances Langford and Don Ameche as the titular couple named for their constant feuding. ANSWER: The Bickersons 2. This song may have helped Saddam Hussein clinch 100% of the Iraqi vote in his recent reelection because he used it as his campaign song. Originally written for The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas by Dolly Parton, it was denied an Oscar for Best Original Song a decade later because it had already appeared in a film, but it did become one of the best selling singles of all time. Frank Farmer and Rachel Marron's romance is set to this song which, FTP, was what gigantic hit for Whitney Houston from the soundtrack to The Bodyguard. ANSWER: "I Will Always Love You" 3. On Real Time with Bill Maher, John Kerry was compared to one of these. Born from the prayers of the Valar Yavannah, they were charged with care of the Olvar. They don't eat and only drink draughts of magical fluid. They have an ancient hatred of dwarves and their axes. Usually slow to act and speak and content to stay neutral in Fangorn Forest, they were angered by Saurman's destruction and Treebeard led them to attack Isengard, egged on by Merry and Pippin. FTP, name this race of tree shepherds created by J.R.R. Tolkien. ANSWER: Ents 4. When "Hey Now!" Hank Kingsley needed an announcer when he guest hosted The Larry Sanders Show, he asked for this man, whom he called "a vocal god". He's only been in a few films, including Traxx, Mr. Saturday Night, and Bucket of Blood, and played Kenny on the sitcom Dave's World. He hosted The New Hollywood Squares and replaced Casey Kasem on American Top Forty. FTP, name this announcer who started a production company called ShadoeVision. ANSWER: Shadoe Stevens 5. The license plate of his Humvee reads "QB Killa." He joined the University of Miami team as a tight end and accumulated 189 tackles, 19.5 sacks, and the Lombardi Award. He skipped his senior year for the draft, where he was picked 12th overall by the team for which he still plays. So far, he's accumulated 64.5 career sacks, second in his club's history to only Lee Roy Selmon, and picked up one sack of Rich Gannon during Super Bowl 37. FTP, name this defensive tackle, number 99 for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. ANSWER: Warren Sapp 6. WARNING: two answers required. They never married because he was a devout Catholic who refused to divorce Louise Treadwell. Yet Keeper of the Flame was their only film in which they did not play a married or soon to be married couple. They met on the set of Woman of the Year and went on to star together in seven more films between 1942 and his 1967 death, including The Sea of Grass, State of the Union, Pat and Mike, and Desk Set. FTP, name this classic on screen and off screen romantic duo, stars of Adam's Rib and Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. ANSWER: Katharine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy 7. Laura Shane's mysterious guardian prevented a drunk obstetrician from crippling her at birth and a stick up man from killing her and her father, but didn't prevent a pedophile from killing her foster mother or the agents chasing him from killing her husband Danny. Stefan Krieger isn't from the future, but from forty years in the past, an agent from Nazi Germany who abandons his mission because of his love for her. FTP, name this Dean Koontz novel named for the weather phenomena accompanying each trip through time. ANSWER: Lightning 8. Corey Haim lusted after her in License to Drive and she dated James Le Gros in Drugstore Cowboy, with whom she stared in Don't Do It. She had a fling with her Diggstown costar James Woods. Jon Favreau wanted her in Swingers and Robert Downey Jr. was her guy in Two Girls and a Guy. She's also appeared in Scream 2, Lost in Space, From Hell, and Say It Isn't So. FTP, name this woman whose most memorable roles were Roller Girl in Boogie Nights and Felicity Shagwell in Austin Powers 2. ANSWER: Heather Graham 9. Powered by naquita, they were constructed by the Ancients and used to spread the Tauri throughout the galaxy. One was found in Antarctica and for a time stored at Area 51, while another is in a complex beneath Cheyenne Mountain. Apophis used it to launch an attack before an impenetrable iris was added to prevent the Goa'uld from travelling to Earth. FTP, name this device which Samantha Carter, Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson, and Teal'c use to travel to other planets as SG-1. ANSWER: the stargate (accept Chaapa'ai) 10. He was orphaned at eight when his drug-dealing mother was shot in front of him. His first single was 1999's "How to Rob", a list of rappers he wanted to mug. He was dropped by Columbia and his debut album Power of a Dollar went unreleased when he was shot nine times. Eminem won a bidding war to sign him and included two of his songs on the 8 Mile soundtrack, "Places to Go" and "Wanksta". FTP, name this rapper whose February release has already gone platinum, Get Rich or Die Tryin'. ANSWER: 50 Cent 11. Red Kelly five times, Alex Delvecchio and Wayne Gretzky, four times, Mike Bossy three times, Frank Nighbor, Bobby Bauer, Sid Smith, Dave Keon, Stan Mikita, John Buych, Marcel Dionne, Joe Mullen, and Paul Kariya twice. When he won seven times in eight seasons, Frank Boucher was told he could keep it and the award's namesake donated another. FTP, name this NHL trophy most recently awarded to Ron Francis, given to the person voted in a poll of the Professional Hockey Writers' Association as the league's most "gentlemanly" player. ANSWER: Lady Byng Memorial Trophy 12. This graduate of Cornell University Medical School is the author of one of the best selling books of all time, and celebrities like Stevie Nicks swear by him. But a Fox reporter called him "an overweight carnivore's best friend" and rival Nathan Pritkin called his work "a monstrosity. It's really a malignancy of nutrition." Criticized because his plan sends the body into ketosis to burn fat for energy, FTP, name this author of a Diet Revolution who advocates eating anything you want except carbohydrates. ANSWER: Dr. Robert C. Atkins 13. American audiences first saw her as a bride of Dracula in Coppola's film version. Her French debut was in The Apartment and that film was seen by Stephen Hopkins, who asked her to star Under Suspicion. Other roles include a courtesan in Brotherhood of the Wolf, Cleopatra in an Asterix movie, and a woman who gets anally raped in a nine minute scene in Irreversible. Audiences will soon see her as Persephone in The Matrix: Reloaded. Often compared to Sophia Loren, FTP, name this Italian actress who plays Dr. Lena Kendricks in Tears of the Sun. ANSWER: Monica Bellucci 14. She's been portrayed Diane Sherry, Annette O'Toole, and Joely Fisher, among others. Her father was a world travelling archeologist who brought her a belt from Africa which turned her into Gravity Girl. With a "bio-genetic" ring from a friendly alien, she became Insect Queen and fought in the 30th century with the Legion of Super Heroes. Eventually, she became a newscaster for WMET-TV and married Pete Ross, but as a child she was obsessed with discovering the secret identity of the local super teen. FTP, name this woman currently played by Kristin Kreuk on Smallville. ANSWER: Lana Lang (accept either name) 15. This song does not mention Charles Manson, Woodstock, or Neil Armstrong, but it does mention the narrator’s day job and his nights at the drive-in where he met his girlfriend. It also mentions Joey, who got married, and Jimmy, who quit the band the narrator joined when he bought a guitar at the five and dime. “Those were the best days of my life,” he sings. FTP, name this hit from the album Reckless by Bryan Adams. ANSWER: "Summer of ’69" 16. In season one, the title character worked at Der Biergarten with her two brothers, including Junior, who didn't speak until he revealed that her ex husband Roy was cheating on her. In season two, the brothers were ditched and the title character became a nurse and worked with Nurse Kurt and Doctor Danny, who started dating her friend Carrie. Her neighbor Diego, a painter from Chile, proposed several times, but ended up marring her friend Linda in the final episode. FTP, name this short-lived NBC sitcom about a single parent, starring Bruno Campos and Christina Applegate. ANSWER: Jesse 17. In 1983, she was arrested in Miami as part of an all-girl cocaine ring three years after her famous victory. Bill Rodgers, the male winner, didn't recognize her, and she credited her performance to her mother's prayer. A 23rd place finish in the New York Marathon qualified her, but it was later discovered she had finished that race with a sprained ankle. Jacqueline Gareau had led for most of the race and was eventually named winner. FTP, name this woman who win was disqualified after officials found she used the subway to help her achieve the third fastest time in the history of the Boston Marathon. ANSWER: Rosie Ruiz 18. This actor spends much of his time onscreen chasing after other actors: Steve White in Clockers,Gene Hackman in Get Shorty, Gary Sinise in Ransom, Denzel Washington in Malcolm X, John Travolta in Broken Arrow, Jet Li in Romeo Must Die and The One, and Nicholas Cage in Gone in 60 Seconds. FTP, name this African-American actor who also appeared in Heist, The Cider House Rules and The Last Castle. ANSWER: Delroy Lindo 19. Guest on this album include The Shining Light Gospel Choir on "I'm Not Worried At All" and "In My Heart", Dianne McCaulley on "One of These Mornings", Azure Ray on "Great Escape", Sinéad O'Connor on "Harbour", Angie Stone and MC Lyte on "Jam for the Ladies" and Jennifer Price on "In This World". The video for the latter features a trio of aliens and their dog who only manage to make contact with one person. The outer space theme continues with the singer wandering in a space suit in the video for "We Are All Made of Stars". FTP, name the latest album from Moby, named for the number of its songs. ANSWER: 18 20. The Bloomington, Indiana band named after him has released the albums In the Grips of the Light and Satan's Kickin' Yr Dick In. Estella Velasquez was the mother of his daughter Jessie. He met his life partner Benton when the government assigned him to be Benton's bodyguard following the death of Benton's wife. Now he travels the world fighting villains, monsters, and aliens with Benton, Benton's son Jonny, and Jonny's friend Hadji. FTP, name this pioneering gay character, the pilot on Jonny Quest. ANSWER: Roger T. "Race" Bannon (accept either underlined name) BEER BOWL III: BAUHAUS OF PAIN University of South Florida, March 16, 2003 Questions by Robert Fernandez with Cult Jam featuring Full Force BONUSES 1. Given the name of a ride or attraction at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom, identify the section of the park which contains that ride FFPE. Space Mountain Pirates of the Caribbean Tom Sawyer Island Carousel of Progress Country Bear Jamboree The Hall of Presidents ANSWER: Tomorrowland ANSWER: Adventureland ` ANSWER: Frontierland ANSWER: Tomorrowland ANSWER: Frontierland ANSWER: Liberty Square 2. Given a list of teams, name the defunct sports league, 5-10-20-30. San Francisco Demons, Las Vegas Outlaws, Chicago Enforcers ANSWER: XFL Kentucky Colonels, Pittsburgh Pipers, Utah Stars, Anaheim Amigos ANSWER: ABA (American Basketball Association) Los Angeles Sharks, Minnesota Fighting Saints, Baltimore Blades, Indianapolis Racers ANSWER: WHA (World Hockey Association) Charlotte Hornets, Philadelphia Bell, Jacksonville Sharks, Chicago Fire ANSWER: WFL (World Football League) 3. Inducted this year into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in the "Performers" category were five groups: three UK bands, one Australian band, and an American duo. FFPE, and an extra 5 for all correct, name them. ANSWERS: AC/DC, The Clash, Elvis Costello and the Attractions, The Police, and The Righteous Brothers. (Feel free to prompt on "Sting" or any other member of these groups, but don't accept them as answers.) 4. Identify these films where an innocent man left for dead gets revenge on those who done him wrong, FTPE. [10] Clint Eastwood is hanged by a posse who mistake him for a cattle rustler, but he survives to become a deputy and brings his would be killers to justice. ANSWER: Hang 'Em High [10] Liam Nesson is a scientist disfigured in a lab explosion caused by some henchmen and with the aid of his invention - artificial skin - gets his revenge in this Sam Raimi film. ANSWER: Darkman [10] Spencer Tracy is an innocent man suspected of being part of a gang of kidnappers and a mob burns down the jail. He survives to see the mob put on trial for murder in this Fritz Lang film. ANSWER: Fury 5. Given a list of books, identify the hysterical right wing ass clown who wrote them 510-20-30. The No Spin Zone: Confrontations with the Powerful and Famous in America ANSWER: Bill O'Reilly Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right and Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism ANSWER: Ann Coulter The Savage Nation: Saving America from the Liberal Assault on Our Borders, Language and Culture ANSWER: Michael Savage Let Freedom Ring: Winning the War of Liberty Over Liberalism ANSWER: Sean Hannity 6. (Moderator: When you have the View Master, insert the appropriate disc and load the image note below. Give the View Master to the team, read the instructions, and then read the caption while they view it. Allow sufficient time, about 10 seconds, for all members to view the image before prompting for an answer. Then retrieve the View Master and change the disc. Rinse, lather, repeat.) You will be given a View Master. View the image and then identify the classic 1960s TV drama pictured, FTPE. You will be given sufficient time for your entire team to view the image. Do not pull the lever to change the image or remove the disc from the View Master; if you do so that will be counted as an incorrect answer. Image 18: But the creature captured the Seaview! ANSWER: Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea Image 17: Dan freed human 'bugs' from dissecting table. ANSWER: Land of the Giants Image 19: When the liger cub was well, they started to take it home… ANSWER: Daktari 7. Britney Spears isn’t the only person who can't tell the difference between Joan Jett and Pat Benatar. Let's see if you can. FFPE, given the name of a single, tell me if it was Joan Jett or Pat Benatar's hit. [5] "I Love Rock N Roll" [5] "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" [5] "Love Is a Battlefield" [5] "I Hate Myself for Loving You" [5] "Heartbreaker" [5] "Bad Reputation" ANSWER: Joan Jett ANSWER: Pat Benatar ANSWER: Pat Benatar ANSWER: Joan Jett ANSWER: Pat Benatar ANSWER: Joan Jett 8. Given a description of their Olympic performance, identify the athlete who is famous for their non-athletic accomplishments for 15, or for 5 if you need another clue. [15] At 26, he competed in the first modern pentathlon at the 1912 Stockholm games. On his way to winning the gold, Swedish officials made a controversial call that he had missed the target in pistol shooting, but the crack shot argued one bullet had passed through the hole made by another. His protest was denied and he finished fifth overall. [5] At the time, he was a lieutenant in the US Army. He went on to serve as a four-star general during World War II. ANSWER: George S. Patton [15] While an undergrad at Yale, he earned a gold medal in the 1924 Paris games as a member of the school's rowing team, which dominated the event for four decades. [5] Author of The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care, this pediatrician's advice was revered by generations of parents. ANSWER: Benjamin Spock 9. Answer these questions about classic board games FTPE. [10] To prevent kids from swallowing dice or poking themselves in the eye with a spinner, this invention enclosed dice in a class dome, which was depressed to roll the dice with an audible pop. Give the trade name FTP. ANSWER: Pop-O-Matic [10] This was the classic Pop-O-Matic game, much like Sorry! in that players raced to be the first player to get all four pieces to the finish line first. ANSWER: Trouble [10] This horror-themed rip off of Trouble had players race to be the first to reach the laboratory and turn themselves into a monster, at which point they attempted to eat the other players. ANSWER: Yikes! 10. Identify these Spider-Man villains you might find on Animal Planet, FTPE. [10] Dr. Curt Connors lost his arm during the war and experimented with reptiles to grow a new one, but instead he turned into a reptile himself. ANSWER: the Lizard [10] Career criminal Alex O'Hirn donned an impenetrable gray suit with a horn to become this powerful villain. ANSWER: the Rhino [10] Otto Octavius was a nuclear physicist when an accident bonded his body to the fourarmed device he used to handle dangerous materials. ANSWER: Doctor Octopus 11. Wanda Sykes called this show "Bitches Love Money". FTPE, name the gold diggin' ho from Joe Millionaire. [10] She was the small town girl chosen by Evan. After the show was over, she dumped Evan but kept the $500,000. ANSWER: Zora [10] This fetish porn actress was dumped for Zora despite the fact that she gave Evan a blow job on the lawn and bitterly complained to Melissa M. about Evan's shortcomings. ANSWER: Sarah [10] This wearer of funny hats wrote Evan poetry and gave him a jigsaw puzzle of herself with the words "I choose you" written on it. ANSWER: Mojo (Melissa Jo) (prompt on "Melissa" as there were about 80 of them on the show) 12. Identify the film from quotes, 40-30-20-10-5-1. [40] "That's my car!" [30] “One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.” [20] “I said, put the bunny back in the box.” [10] “You know, the next time you choose a human shield, you’re better off not picking a two bit negro crackhead.” [5] “Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.” [1] “Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air.” ANSWER: Con Air 13. Team, pick disc one or disc two. DISC ONE: Given lyrics, identify the song from disc one of the Beatles' White Album for 5-10-20-30. "Flew in from Miami Beach B-O-A-C Didn't get to bed last night On the way the paper bag was on my knee Man I had a dreadful flight" ANSWER: "Back in the U.S.S.R." "I told you all about the walrus and me, man You know that we're as close as can be, man Well here's another clue for you all The walrus was Paul." ANSWER: "Glass Onion" "I need a fix cause I'm going down Down to the bits that I left uptown I need a fix cause I'm going down Mother Superior jump the gun" ANSWER: "Happiness is a Warm Gun" "No one will be watching us." ANSWER: "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" DISC TWO: Given lyrics, identify the song from disc two of the Beatles' White Album for 5-10-20-30. "When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide Where I stop and turn and I go for a ride Till I get to the bottom and I see you again." ANSWER: "Helter Skelter" "We gave her everything we owned just to sit at her table Just a smile would lighten everything" ANSWER: "Sexy Sadie" "Your inside is out when your outside is in Your outside is in when your inside is out So come on, come on" ANSWER: "Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey" "Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine." ANSWER: "Revolution 9" (prompt on "Number Nine") 14. FTPE, name these shows on the Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. [10] Brendon Small is obsessed with making films and lives with his mother Paula, hangs with his friends Jason and Melissa, and has to cope with incompetent Coach McGuirk. ANSWER: Home Movies [10] Andy French, his geeky teenage brother Kevin, Jim Kuback, and Posey Tyler are roommates in the titular neighborhood. ANSWER: Mission Hill [10] Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad are the titular crime fighting food products, but their laziness and stupidity usually prevent them from actually fighting any crime. ANSWER: Aqua Teen Hunger Force 15. Name these troublemaking heroes of science fiction, FTPE. [10] Born Woodrow Wilson Smith in 1912, he is the ultimate dirty old man as he lived for centuries. He's appeared in many Robert Heinlein novels, including Time Enough For Love, Methuselah's Children, and The Cat Who Walks Through Walls. ANSWER: Lazarus Long [10] James Bolivar DiGriz, better known as "Slippery Jim", is an good-hearted intergalactic criminal who saves the world, runs for President, is drafted, sings the blues, goes to Hell, and joins the circus in a series of novels by Harry Harrison. ANSWER: The Stainless Steel Rat [10] Often accompanied by Undersecretary Magnan, this Keith Laumier hero is a member of the Corps Diplomatique Terrestriene, but his unconventional diplomatic style often causes problems. ANSWER: Retief 16. Why is that ass clown Ashton Kutcher the biggest breakout star from That '70s Show? Name these other actors from That '70s Show given a list of their film work FTP, or for 5 if you need the name of their character on the show. [10] Ocean's 11, Traffic [5] Eric Foreman ANSWER: Topher Grace [10] Krippendorf's Tribe, Gia, Get Over It, American Psycho II [5] Jackie Burkhardt ANSWER: Mila (Milena Markovna) Kunis [10] Robocop, Dead Poet's Society, A Time to Kill, Broken Arrow [5] Red Foreman ANSWER: Kurtwood Smith 17. "In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war." If you have a lot of free time, perhaps you've played Games Workshop's Warhammer 40,000. If, like the author of this packet, you have never played it, perhaps you can answer these simple questions about the game anyway, FTPE. [10] Name any of the three forces representing the Imperium of Man and fighting the forces of Chaos in the game. ANSWER: (Imperial) Space Marines, Imperial Guard, or the Sisters of Battle [10] This green-skinned race creates ramshackle weapons and vehicles called Battlewagons which work because they all believe they will, but oftentimes they just explode on the battlefield. ANSWER: Orks [10] Every game needs a dying ancient race with pointed ears, and this race travels in gigantic starships called Craftworlds under the leadership of the Farseers. ANSWER: Eldar 18. Given a racehorse's parents and year of birth, name the horse. [10] Fair Play and Mahubah, 1917 ANSWER: Man o' War [10] Bold Ruler and Somethingroyal, 1970 ANSWER: Secretariat [10] Bull Lea and Hydroplane II, 1945 ANSWER: Citation 19. Sure, everyone's seen Ally McBeal, The Practice, and Boston Public. Name these other shows produced by David E. Kelley FTPE. [10] Ally McBeal in California? This show about a trio of female lawyers at a San Francisco firm was swiftly cancelled last year. ANSWER: girls club [10] Gina Gershon ran an LA detective firm in this short lived 1999 show. ANSWER: Snoops [10] Kathy Baker and Tom Skerritt headed the cast of this critically acclaimed drama about the Brock family in the town of Rome, Wisconsin. ANSWER: Picket Fences 20. Identify the album, 40-30-20-10-1. [40] Rob nearly purchased the 'clean' version inadvertently, and isn't sure why there needs to be a 'clean' version of this particular album. [30] The cover, drawn by Jamie Hewlett, features 2-D, Murdoc, Noodle, and Russel. [20] Not featured on the cover are Dan "The Automator" Nakamura, Damon Albarn, Miho Hatori, Tina Weymouth, Chris Frantz, Kid Koala, and Del tha Funkee Homosapien. [10] Songs on the album include "Clint Eastwood" and "19-2000" [5] All I have to say is "Get the cool, get the cool shoeshine". [1] It is the eponymous debut album of the band Gorillaz. ANSWER: Gorillaz 21. John Carpenter, aside from not being known as a good filmmaker, is not known for his verbose titles. FTPE, name these Carpenter films with short titles. [10] In this remake of a 1951 classic, an Antarctic outpost is terrorized by an alien creature which can mutate into anything it kills. ANSWER: The Thing [10] Many of the actors from Halloween appear in this film, where the fishing village of Antonio Bay is terrorized by the ghosts of a murdered leper colony disguised by the titular weather phenomena. ANSWER: The Fog [10] Roddy Piper discovers that the US is run by aliens who can only be detected by using a pair of cool shades he finds, at which point he goes on an alien killing spree. Some misguided folks have called this a "satire" of Reagan-era America. ANSWER: They Live 22. You may not know the name of the great Alex Toth, but you've certainly seen his work. FTPE, identify the Hanna Barbera cartoon created by Toth. [10] Based on an Archie comic, this girl band trio who wear funny outfits was launched into space two years after their cartoon debut. ANSWER: Josie and the Pussycats [10] He fought evil in the galaxy with the help of Jan, Jayce, their monkey Blip, his invisibility belt, and his wrist blasters. ANSWER: Space Ghost [10] King Zandor, Queen Tara, and Prince Dorno defended the planet Quasar with the help of Tundro, Igoo, Zok, Gloop, and Gleep. ANSWER: The Herculoids 23. Name the band that was part of the Australian invasion of the 1980s given a list of their singles, 5-10-20-30 "What You Need", "Need You Tonight", "Devil Inside", "Never Tear Us Apart" ANSWER: INXS "It's a Mistake", "Who Can It Be Now?", "Down Under" ANSWER: Men at Work "Blue Sky Mine", "Beds are Burning" ANSWER: Midnight Oil "Throw Your Arms Around Me", "Talking to a Stranger" ANSWER: Hunters and Collectors