QUEENSLAND
INDOOR
BOWLERS
IDEAS
LETTERS
OPINIONS
No 109
February 2013
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The Committee of Management for 2012
President: Jason Moore
Secretary: Janet Stockel
Assistant Secretary: Annette Dunstan
Treasurer: Jody Moore
Patron: Neville Scholl
Snr Vice President: Daphne Ladlow
Jnr Vice President: George Napper - Registrar
Jnr Vice President: Ryan Wiegand – Games Director
Publicity Officer: Marianne Jenner
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The Queensland Indoor Bowling Association would like to acknowledge the
funding support of Sport Recreation Qld
QUEENSLAND EVENTS
As at January 2013
2013
WINTER TITLES
Labour Day, May
4” TITLES
last weekend July
Caloundra
Darling Downs
SUMMER TITLES
weekend October
3rd
2014
2015
RESTRICTED
SINGLES
1st Saturday February
RESTRICTED PAIRS
1st Saturday July
RESTRICTED RINKS
1st Saturday
November
COMP. PRACTICE
3rd Weekend July
2013
Darling Downs
Capricornia
(Yepoon)
Gympie
Toowoomba
2014
Fassifern
Nambour
Capricornia
Caloundra
2015
Pittsworth
Callide Valley
Lockyer
Fassifern
2016
Rockhampton
Caloundra
2017
Fassifern
Kingaroy
2018
Chinchilla
2019
Queensland is looking for more Associations willing to
host State Title events and Restricted Events.
Interested associations please contact QIBA Secretary
REDCLIFFE DISTRICT INDOOR BOWLING ASSOCIATION INC
Please Note:
Due to the International competitions being held at Morayfield in May 2013 the Redcliffe
Carnival will be held on the weekend of the 25th &26th, May 2013.
Redcliffe Indoor Bowls Association Inc.
Sunday Five Game Days
Closes
Played
6th.Feb. 10th.Feb.
6th March 10th. March
17th April 21st April
12th.May 25th.May
12th.May 26th.May
28th May 2nd June
17th.July 21st.July
7th,Aug. 11th Aug.
11th Sep 15th.Sep
2nd.Oct
6th.Oct
6th.Nov
10th.Nov.
2013
4 3/4"Bowls
4" Bowls
43/4" bowls
Carnival 4 3/4"Bowls
Carnival 4 3/4"Bowls
4" bowls
4 3/4" Bowls
4 " Bowls
4 3/4 bowls
4" Bowls
43/4 " Bowls
Games played at the Webb Hall Redcliffe Showgrounds
$16 00per rinks of 4 [4 x 3] for the Sunday Games
Advise us if unable to field 4 players.we may
be able to fill your team. First 28 teams accepted.
Morning Tea served at 8.45 am.
Play to commence at 9.30 am.
Approved shoes must be worn.
Nominations for the Two Day Carnival.
Pairs and Rinks $5 per Player
Nominations to the secretary V.Langsdorf
phone 32037752
Games Director J.Norton Ph 32044809
Men Are Just Happier People
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for
£32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want
change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments
and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Results of Restricted Rinks – November 2013
Open
Winners:
Redcliffe IBA:
Runners Up:
Ipswich IBA:
Consolation: Winners:
Runners Up:
Nelson and Frances Thomas
Neale Olsen and Lois Norton
Diane and Ron Knight
Annette and Hannah Dunstan
Toowoomba IBA:
Errol Weir, Justin Weir
Ian and Marilyn Long
Darling Downs IBA: Don and Mel Smith
Bill and Bev Richardson
REQUEST: If anyone has photos of the above could you please see me so
that I may get a copy as my photos were accidentally deleted. Thank-you.
GYMPIE AND DISTRICT INDOOR BOWLING ASSOCIATION INC
5 – GAME DAY
SUNDAY 3RD MARCH 2013
Gympie Indoor Bowls Hall,
35 Graham St, Gympie
Sponsored by Gympie Regional Council
Highest Score – Second Highest Score – Team
Drawn From Hat
Great Raffles and Lucky Door Prizes
Morning Tea 9.00am – Play commences 9.30am
Nominations $20.00 per team.
Flat Soled Shoes MUST be worn.
Nominations Close Wednesday February 27, 2013
Mavis Schultz
Wally Young
Secretary
Games Controller
5482 6280
5483 5164
BRISBANE SHIELD RESULTS
Caloundra
Brisbane
Toowoomba
Ipswich
Nambour
Redcliffe
Dalby
South Burnett
Darling Downs
Callide Valley
Pittsworth
Capricornia
South Bundaberg
Fassifern
Chinchilla
21/10/12
72.75
57.49
42.5
23.33
23.17
23
20.33
16
9.58
8
4.25
4
4
3
0.58
Points Allocation for the Brisbane Shield
Open Winners
Open Runner Up
Consolation Winner
Consolation Runner Up
Open Semi-Final
Consolation Semi-Final
9
6
6
4
2
1
George Napper Shield Results (Juniors)
Caloundra
Toowoomba
Fassifern
Ipswich
61
23
19
18
Points Allocation for the George Napper Shield (Juniors)
Open Winners
Open Runner Up
Consolation Winner
Consolation Runner Up
Open Semi-Final
Consolation Semi-Final
9
6
6
4
2
1
A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car
salesroom. Taking off down Highway 1 he floored it to 100mph, enjoying the
wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the highway, enjoying pushing the
pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police
car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" he thought as he floored it to
120mph, then 130mph then 140mph Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth
am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the
road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side of the
BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes, today is
Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why
you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago,
my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."
Because I'm A Man...
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will
fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in.
Calling AAA is not an option. I will win.
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I
thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine,
too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it,
looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go
now?
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2013, I
will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry,
the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes,
and I'll do the rest...... Like wandering around in the garden
with a beer wondering what to do.
Contributions for QIBILO 110 will close
Friday 26th April 2013
AUTHORISED QUEENSLAND AGENTS
HENSELITE
DAVID and CARMEL BLYTH
AUTHORISED QUEENSLAND AGENTS
For all your Henselite Bowling needs and the best prices
talk to your friendly Henselite Agents
PHONE: 0407 578 132 or (07) 5492 2920
Q.I.B.A. Inc.
Current Life Members
B DALE
M CARR
D LADLOW
N SCHOLL
C KENZLER
G NAPPER
R CRUIKSHANK