Gilmore Girls 1.01 – Pilot Episode
written by Amy Sherman-Palladino directed by Lesli Linka Glatter transcript by Jenna
LORELAI: Please, Luke. Please, please, please.
LUKE: How many (1) ____________ have you had this morning?
LORELAI: (2) ____________.
LUKE: Plus...
LORELAI: (3) ____________, but (4) ____________ is (5) ____________.
LUKE: You have a (6) ____________.
LORELAI: Yes, I (7) ____________.
LUKE: Junkie.
LORELAI: Angel. You've got (8) ____________, baby.
LUKE: Luke's. [pause] Yeah.
JOEY: You make that (9) ____________ really (10) ____________.
LORELAI: Oh, it is really (10) ____________. It's the (11) ____________ coffee in (12) ____________.
JOEY: Oh yeah? I'll have to (13) ____________ a cup.
LORELAI: Good (14) ____________.
JOEY: Yeah, I've never (15) ____________ here before. Just, uh, (16) ____________ through on my way to
(16) ____________.
LORELAI: You're a (17) ____________ Jack Kerouac. [Please check online: Who is this?]
JOEY: Yeah.
LORELAI: Yeah.
JOEY: Hey, you (18) ____________ if I sit (19) ____________?
LORELAI: Oh, you know (20) ____________? Actually, I'm meeting (21) ____________ so I…
JOEY: I'm (22) ____________.
LORELAI: Okay.
JOEY: (23) ____________, you don't have a (24) ____________?
LORELAI: No, I (25) ____________ have a name. I (26) ____________, I'm really meeting someone, so…
JOEY: So I (27) ____________ I should get (28) ____________.
LORELAI: So (29) ____________?
JOEY: What?
LORELAI: I'm just (30) ____________ with your mind, (22) ____________. It's (31) ____________ to meet you.
Enjoy (16) ____________.
JOEY: Enjoy your coffee, (32) ____________ woman.
LORELAI: Hm. I (33) ____________ that.
RORY: Hey. It's (34) ____________.
LORELAI: Oh, what do you (35) ____________? Hot (36) ____________, coffee?
RORY: (37) ____________ gloss.
LORELAI: Aha.
LORELAI: I have (38) ____________, (39) ____________, (40) ____________, and (41) ____________
marshmallow.
RORY: Anything in there not (42) ____________ a (43) ____________ cereal?
LORELAI: Yes.
LORELAI: It has no (44) ____________ but it (45) ____________ (46) ____________ (47) ____________
your (48) ____________.
RORY: God, RuPaul (49) ____________ need this (50) ____________ makeup.
LORELAI: Wow, you're (51) ____________.
RORY: I'm sorry. I lost my Macy Gray (52) ____________ and I (53) ____________ (54) ____________.
LORELAI: Ooh, I have your (52) ____________.
RORY: (55) ____________.
LORELAI: (56) ____________, and I (57) ____________ get you (58) ____________ coffee.
LORELAI: What? It's not (59) ____________ me. It's (59) ____________ Rory, I (60) ____________.
LUKE: (61) ____________ (62) ____________.
LORELAI: (63) ____________, (64) ____________ Krupke. She's (65) ____________ at that table,
(65) ____________ (66) ____________ there.
LORELAI: Ah. He's got (67) ____________ a pair, this guy. Thanks.
JOEY: [to Rory] Yeah, (68) ____________ never (69) ____________ (70) ____________ here before.
LORELAI: Oh, you have, (71) ____________.
JOEY: Oh, hi.
LORELAI: Oh, hi. You really like (72) ____________ table, (73) ____________ you?
JOEY: I was (74) ____________, uh…
LORELAI: (75) ____________ to (76) ____________ my daughter.
JOEY: Your…
RORY: Are you my (77) ____________ daddy?
JOEY: Wow. You do not look old (78) ____________ to (79) ____________ a daughter. No, I
(80) ____________ it. And you do not (81) ____________ (82) ____________ a daughter.
LORELAI: (83) ____________ possibly very (84) ____________ of you. Thanks.
JOEY: So…daughter. You know, I am (85) ____________ (86) ____________ a friend.
LORELAI: (87) ____________ (88) ____________.
JOEY: Bye.
LORELAI: (89) ____________ (90) ____________.