SCRIP FOR “A TRIP TO REMEMBER!”
Characters:
David Sherlock:
David Delaney:
Mary Keohane:
Deirdre Casey:
Jimmy
Dave / Clown
Mary
Witch
INT. INSIDE MARYS CAR IN CAR PARK – DAY
Doors of car are heard closingDAVE D
Shit lads, we’ve got exams in like
two weeks time… We’ve gotta get
outta here and do something…Pints
anyone?
DAVE S
I dunno…I’m kinda broke!
DAVE D
How about we go to the woods so?
MARY
Sure we’ve class at three!
DAVE S
It’s only class…let’s go to the
woods!
DAVE D
Yeah!
Mary starts engineCar is seen driving away from car parkThe car passes a guy on roller bladesDAVE S
Dave, what’s the hardest part about
roller blading?
DAVE D:
I dunno man!
DAVE S:
Telling your folks you’re gay!
All laughIntro rollsCar is seen arriving at the woodsEXT. CAR PARK AT WOODS – DAY
MARY, DAVE D & DAVE S gets out of carThey are seen walking in the woodsSuddenly MARY hears a loud bang as she is walking in the
foliageShe looks around startledMARY
Lads, did ye hear that?
DAVE S & DAVE D continue to walkMARY walks on after a look aroundDAVE S spots a big magic mushroom growing and kneels down on
one kneeDAVE S
Look what I’ve found!
DAVE S picks the mushrooms, examines it and nods.
DAVE S walks to MARY and give her some mushrooms and then to
DAVE D and gives him some also. They all eat the mushrooms.
Twenty minutes laterDAVE D
Lads is this affecting ye at all yet?
DAVE S
No, not really!
MARY
Lads, I feel like there is someone
watching us out here!
DAVE S
You’re just paranoid Mary!
DAVE D
Whuust …did anyone hear that?
DAVE D runs into the forest panting frantically. He sees a
baby doll in a tree. The doll appears to wink and blink at
him. A babies cooing can be heard. He looks shocked and a
little wasted. A baby cries. He runs away into the forest. He
sees DAVE S from behind and places his hand on DAVE Ss
shoulder to turn him around only to see his own face on DAVE
Ss body. He panics and runs away hysterically.
DAVE Ds HALUCINATION
Run you little bitch!
MARY and DAVE S are hanging around feeling the effects of the
mushrooms. Mary Wonders were Dave D is gone…
Mary
Where’s that
Where’s that
Where’s that
Where’s that
clown
clown
clown
clown
gone?
gone?
gone?
gone?
Mary Walks away in search of Dave D.
MARY
Dave!
The WITCH is heard laughing manically.
A WITCH is seen on a swing.
MARY looks at her terrified.
The WITCH looks all around menacingly and then she sees MARY
and begins to laugh hysterically.
DAVE S is examining a tree and turns around looking
bewildered.
DAVE S
What clown?
He continues into the wood and the CLOWN appears in the
distance. He runs after DAVE S with a knife. DAVE S then sees
a clown juggling ahead and waves at him. The clown looks
threateningly. The CLOWN takes out a knife and begins to chase
DAVE S. The CLOWN continues to chase DAVE S trying to stab
him. DAVE S keeps running until he comes to an old house. He
goes in.
INT. OLD HOUSE – AFTERNOON
DAVE S enters and takes a looks around. He sees a mirror and
goes over to it and holds it. He looks into it and he sees
visions of the clown. Suddenly the CLOWN’S arm grabs DAVE S’s
right shoulder and stabs him with a knife several times. DAVE
S squirms and exclaims with pain until he falls onto the floor
dead.
EXT. IN THE WOODS – AFTERNOON
DAVE D is lying face down on the ground. MARY runs over to him
and tries to life him off the ground.
MARY
Dave, Dave, Dave come on we
gotta go! Get up! Come on
they’re coming!
DAVE D brings himself to his feet but his leg is injured and
he is not happy.
DAVE D
What the fuck? What the fuck?
MARY and DAVE D run out of the woods. They run back to Mary’s
car. They jump in and speed off.
THE END