(c) News Limited Australia. All rights reserved. THE tsunami circus last weekend probably pushed the disaster warning system back 10 years. The next dangerous tsunami which hits the Gold Coast probably will be the first. More surfers are crippled or injured by dumpers each year than tsunamis. Warnings dating back more than 50 years don't stop regular drownings outside the flags. Bushfires, cyclones and floods are the natural disasters which cause the worst loss of life in Australia. But somehow, with all our technology, we cannot consistently predict where, when and with what intensity these real disasters will occur. Ask yourself when was the last time a cyclone alert was accurate? If anyone should be able to pick cyclone patterns it should be Queenslanders. Instead, we seemed to have signed up for this unlikely tsunami business. If authorities did not panic so much, perhaps warnings would be better heeded. Disaster warning services are starting to smell of political correctness. Have the civil disaster masterminds heard of risk assessment? Is it all about disaster industry job creation? While beachgoers were being herded away from Gold Coast beaches and surf on Sunday it was jogging as usual at Bondi. Here is the best piece of tsunami advice for the Gold Coast: grow up! You are more likely to be injured driving to the beach to watch the tsunami circus than being swamped by a tidal wave. Credit: Peter Cameron 305 PQ REVERSE_CHRO 1274119460 Indexing (document details) Subjects: Tidal waves, Cyclones, Political correctness, Disasters Companies: Gold Coast (NAICS: 314129 ) Author(s): Peter Cameron Document types: News Publication title: The Gold Coast Bulletin. Southport, Qld.: Mar 2, 2010. pg. 13 Edition: B - Main Source type: Newspaper ISSN: 13213830 ProQuest document ID: 1973321311 Text Word Count 230 Document URL: http://quicksearch.chipublib.org/cgi-bin/cplgr.pl?url=http://proquest.umi.com/pqdweb?did=1973321311&sid=12&Fmt=3&clientId=11417&R QT=309&VName=PQD