Knocks News
21/5/AD60
Boudicca complained “these rotten
Romans have no right in
Britain. Although I’m only in
Charge of the Iceni, I want to Keep
the whole of Britain away from
those riotous romans.
Suetonius Paulinus, who is the
Leader of the roman army,
commented “we are disciplined.
We will win. Sinister Dexter halt!!
Wow these two forces really mean
Business what is it all about? Who
will win this huge battle? The
Britain’s have just burnt down the
city of Colchester and killed
everyone what will they do next?
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“I am legionary Romus and I think those
barbarians are a disgrace to the world,
they run around charging at anything that
moves. They are annoying they wont let
us have Britain we romans deserve the
world and beyond.”
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” I am Boudicca, the great
Iceni Warrior queen. Those
stuburn
Romans are annoying
me like mad- they are marching in
and killing all my relitives and
friends. I will never surrender to
this tyranny.”
Our main legions are still in Wales. What will happen if the
Iceni and Trinovantes join forces and attack?
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Rebellion Rumours
getting stronger
As some of you might
know Boudicca is furious
with the behavior of the
Romans!!! What is this all for?
Boudicca. “These romans have no
right to tell us what to do. We will
never surrender to this tyranny we
will get revenge”.
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Some men were on horses in the war and had a better
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usulay the leader would have a horse as well only some
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The romans might have a little bit of horse armour, whereas
only have horses . We have chariots that can carry our
warriors in and out of battle rapidly.
This is all the romans fault because
flogged her and her daughters.
Moreover, they Stole money from
her and lots of crops. Boudicca could
destroy Colchester and London
because the most of the legions are
far away in Wales.
She is now in battle what is going to
happen? I will tell you what happens
after the battle
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Our chief reporter,
Elsie Dean has
have got hold of a
Boudicca in secret
location; what does
she have to say?
“we can’t believe
they won. They
foiled our plans, but
we will get them
back one day soon.”
What will Boudicca
do next? Her army is defeated
and the Romans are hunting down
anyone involved in the revolt. Maybe
she will take poison rather than
captured
Dear TEE
I am Suetonius Paulinus, the best
Roman general in the Empire. No
wonder we beat them. They thought
they had thousands of warrors. I
outsmarted them by choosing the
battlefiled and having the most
desiplined and hard working army
ever seen.
Sinserly Suetonius.
BOUDICCA DISASTER
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A terrible disaster has taken place. Our Britannic Army has
been stopped by Suetonius and his Roman soldiers! Thousands of our
warriors lie dead on the battlefield. Everyone is trying to escape back to
Norfolk to hide from the soldiers.
The Romans just kept moving
forward
Warrior Tousitagus describes
what he saw on the battelfield:
”It began really well. Blood was
flowing through my veins, we
were shouting and charged the
enemy like a pack of fearless
wolves. However, soon things
started going wrong. The Romans
started hurling javelins which
ruined our shields. Then they
started moving forward and
stabbing us behind their shield.
The Roman Army before the battle.
Where is our queen?
Some people think Boudicca
drank poison whereas as I think
and mabye a few other people ,
that she traveled to a diffrent
place.
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REBELLION CRUSHED
Last Wednesday the Boudiccan army got defeated once and for all. With a force of only
400 men, the superior Roman Army showed those Barabaric Britons who the real boss is!
When the roman leader sinister you toun left and
Why is our army so superior?
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Colchester, LONDON ,St aboun.
Boudicca and her army fast bunt
Down clochester with 100,ooo of
According to Maximus, Centurian of
Legio VIII, the secret is discipline.
‚We spent hours everyday practising
manouvres like DEXTER, SINISTER,
TESTUDO and Wedge.
We throw our Pilums as the enemy
charge. Either they die, or their
shields are ruined.
Troops however the roman only
boudicca ment the roman
I
boudicca was the one who
I felt kind of nevous when I first went into the
battle but when we start win the battle are
never
went away and we felt like we could win this
battle because boudicca and her army stared
backing away from the battle. I have never ever
Boudicca
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BOUDICCA DEAD
Since
In August, the Roman army
defeated the rebels. The
Boudicca revolt is over!
Roman solider, Maximus
described what he saw: “The
gigantic numbers of Britons charged
us. I was quite scared but I knew I
had to fight. Eventually we started to
win.
Who was she?
Boudicca was married to
Prasutagus, ruler of the
Iceni people of East Anglia.
When the Romans
conquered southern
England in AD 43, they
allowed Prasutagus to
continue to rule.
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The war
between
Boudicca and
the Romans is
finally over.
life
This is Boudicca before the
battle(ready to fight)
Yestderday on
Junus 1V, 10,000
Roman soldiers
defeated 230,000
Celtic warriors in
pitched battle by
Watling Street.
Romans announce
,
reward of 3,000,000 to
find her dead or alive.
Anyone found helping
her hidewwill be killed.
Asterix, her loyal
servant, describes
her early life: :
As a child Boudicca
had a quiet life there
were no wars and
there was peace so
that everybody could
live a perfect life like
normal people.
Death
Boudicca vs Romans Who was right?
Should she have rebelled? Have your vote.
She also burnt down Colchester and St Albans to the ground.
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Boudicca is strongly
rumored to be dead
but no one has found
the body. Some
people say Boudicca
had drank poison the
night she lost to the
Romans, but we will
never know.
Another prevalent
rumor going round is
that she has tried to
flee north towards
Caledonia
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Enemy forces have been
intercepted
Major showdown battle
expected to happen today!
Terror and panic are
gripping the country.
The Boudicca Barbarians
have been on the rampage
for weeks now. They have
now found our Roman
legion XVI are are getting
ready for battle.
On the battle field there
will be lots of dead bodys
laying on the floor, heads
on sticks and blood all on
the knifes and shields. Lots
of people question who
will win but we don’t know
until the battle
commenses.
Roman governor Suetonius stated last night:
„Don’t worry fellow Romans, I can never lost to a
woman. These barbarian savages will be brought into
line. Our Roman army has superior weapons and
tactics. We will be brought into line.’
Could She win?
She does have thousands more soldiers and they
are very brave. We will have to have the gods on
our side.
finish/start
st albans
london
It was time to attack the captian of the
Roman army said SINISTER DEXTER
SINISTER DEXTER HALT!. What and
earth does that mean?
9th legon
colchester
Boudicca destroyed all
these cities and then went
to battle.
ROMAN SOILDERS POINT OF
VIEW.
When we attack we do the wedg and start to
stab them and twist the knife so it meses up
there insides. We also make the tortoise so we
go down on are knees: The front put their shields
facing the enemy ; the other people facing the
shields up.
Although the have loads more fighers, I think our
tactics will bring us victory
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because 85% of Rome was in Wales fighting.similarly, she burnted london (londdidion), and st. Albans;
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Boudicca calls for Rebellion
ICENI
The Iceni tribe is
a nice friendly
tribe, BUT when
the Romans
invaded, in AD 58,
the two agreed to
be friends.
However, when
Presotagus
(Boudicca’s
husband) died the
romans started
going against
their promises.
The became nasty
and took their
money and lands.
34AD
I now have some quotes
from Boubiccas chi,ldren
(Malita and Eve )
„Our mummy is going to
beat all the boss around
hennice malita
her’that was
Boudicca
whats
next Eve ‚ was
‚the romans
flogged
young,
thereand
humilliated us we will not
was no war
stand for this we will get
and ’RERANGE
no
rerange’
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peace…
Boudicca!!
After the Romans started being mean to her tribe, they
flogged her and her two daughters. Furthermore, they
stole their money, not to mention the way they hurt and
humiliated her. She commentated that ‘these Romans
have no right to tell us what to do. We will never
surrender to this tyranny. We will get revenge’.
About the
Romans
Enemies
THE ROMANS
Although boudiccs
warriors are
toughth, the Romans
will be a tough
opponent.
They have a highly
trained army and
have already
conquered most of
the known
world!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some people say
she should not try to
stand up to them or
they will destroy
her.
AD LX Breaking
news!
Breaking
news!
Roman times
Boudicca destruction: 3 of our Roman towns burntdown
THE
Roman
Solider
“We will beat
those stinking
Celts and the
Romans will rule
forever,. Anyway,
who do they think
they are burning
Colchester then
London and St
Albans. They also
destroyed the 9th
legion and they
think they can get
away with it.
NO! We will
destroy them
when our legions
return from
fighting in Wales.
They will never
get away with
this!
The Battle of
Colchester
First colchester:
In the battle of
colchester Bodicca
ruthlessly killed
everyone including
women and children
hiding in the temple.
Fianlly she burnt
everything to the
ground.
The story so far...
Camulodum
Destroyed
Verulanium
Londinium looted
Burnt to
the ground
9th legion
Destroyed
Rebellion
starts
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