X1:204 X2:512 Y1:490 Y2:516 Time Keeps On Slipping X1:263 X2:452 Y1:061 Y2:087 Go get it, boy. X1:173 X2:543 Y1:061 Y2:121 How about a romantic ride in one of those swan boats? X1:203 X2:512 Y1:061 Y2:122 They're dangerous, but I've mastered them. X1:192 X2:523 Y1:061 Y2:127 Those aren't swan boats. They're swans. X1:158 X2:557 Y1:490 Y2:516 That explains these boat eggs. X1:178 X2:538 Y1:061 Y2:087 Pitiful ballplayers of Earth. X1:096 X2:618 Y1:061 Y2:122 I am Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate, commander of the Harlem Globetrotters. X1:113 X2:603 Y1:061 Y2:126 For generations, your planet has lived in peace with our home world. X1:193 X2:522 Y1:061 Y2:084 But now, for no reason. X1:128 X2:587 Y1:061 Y2:126 . we challenge you to defend your honor on the basketball court.X1:129 X2:588 Y1:061 Y2:126 Will no one meet our challenge? Have none of you Earthlings game? X1:120 X2:595 Y1:061 Y2:126 - What happens if we lose? Nothing. There's nothing at stake. X1:158 X2:559 Y1:490 Y2:516 beyond the shame of defeat. X1:233 X2:482 Y1:495 Y2:516 This will not stand. X1:219 X2:495 Y1:061 Y2:127 I'll take you on, you air-balling bozos. X1:173 X2:542 Y1:061 Y2:126 You, old man? Sweet Clyde, laugh derisively at him. X1:169 X2:546 Y1:451 Y2:516 I may be an old man. In fact, I'm fairly sure I am. X1:170 X2:545 Y1:450 Y2:516 but I'll put you Globetrotters in your place. X1:189 X2:531 Y1:451 Y2:516 with my team of mutant atomic supermen! X1:116 X2:600 Y1:490 Y2:516 Behold! My mutant atomic supermen. X1:192 X2:523 Y1:450 Y2:516 - They're only a foot high. - They're still young. X1:159 X2:557 Y1:490 Y2:516 Mere atomic superboys, really. X1:144 X2:573 Y1:450 Y2:516 We'll speed up their growth with time particles called Cronotons. X1:141 X2:577 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Those destroyed an entire civili. - Good news, everyone. X1:140 X2:576 Y1:450 Y2:516 You're off to the Tempest Nebula to gather Cronotons. X1:208 X2:508 Y1:490 Y2:516 Hey, Leela, look at me. X1:099 X2:616 Y1:456 Y2:516 Your face can take a lot of punishment. Good to know. X1:094 X2:622 Y1:450 Y2:516 There's a lot about my face you don't know. You and it should get acquainted. X1:143 X2:574 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Cool your jets, hotshot. - Why won't you go out with me?X1:095 X2:621 Y1:450 Y2:516 - We both know there's something there. - No, I mean, cool your jets. X1:149 X2:568 Y1:489 Y2:516 they're melting Bender's face. X1:142 X2:574 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Here you go. Hot off the nebula. - None too soon. X1:115 X2:599 Y1:451 Y2:516 The Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker. X1:107 X2:609 Y1:490 Y2:516 Behold! My invincible nuclear mutants. X1:317 X2:398 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Hi. - Hello. X1:201 X2:514 Y1:061 Y2:121 Marv Albert here at Madison Cube Garden. X1:125 X2:594 Y1:451 Y2:516 where the Globetrotters take on a squad of atomic supermen. X1:109 X2:608 Y1:061 Y2:126 in what should be a by-the-numbers contest with no surprises whatsoever. X1:128 X2:588 Y1:489 Y2:516 Here's the tip-off. Globetrotter ball.X1:149 X2:566 Y1:456 Y2:516 Clyde Dixon to Bubblegum Tate. Drives downcourt. X1:160 X2:556 Y1:490 Y2:516 and Curly Joe from the rear. X1:148 X2:567 Y1:456 Y2:516 - That one grabbed his behindus. Quiet! X1:223 X2:493 Y1:456 Y2:516 Who dares laugh at the Jesters of Dunk? X1:112 X2:604 Y1:451 Y2:516 We came to terrify and humiliate you, not tickle your funny bones. X1:111 X2:605 Y1:451 Y2:516 Watch as I embarrass your civilization by passing the ball to Curly Joe. X1:195 X2:520 Y1:451 Y2:516 Only to have it remain in my hands with elastic. X1:330 X2:386 Y1:495 Y2:516 Boo! X1:180 X2:534 Y1:451 Y2:516 And perhaps this will wipe the smiles from your faces. X1:256 X2:458 Y1:490 Y2:516 Goose goes up. X1:208 X2:510 Y1:456 Y2:516 Rejected. Agrow-treant from half court. Yes!X1:212 X2:505 Y1:456 Y2:516 GLOBETROTTERS - 42 SUPERMEN - 45 X1:213 X2:501 Y1:490 Y2:516 Supermen lead 45-42. X1:198 X2:517 Y1:456 Y2:516 Aracneon with the steal. Thorais from downtown. X1:132 X2:583 Y1:455 Y2:516 Yes! He's showing us what a man with a cannon in his chest can do. X1:118 X2:598 Y1:490 Y2:516 No showboating, you atomic hotdog. X1:102 X2:614 Y1:450 Y2:516 And that's the half, with the Supermen up 48-42. Surprisingly dull so far. X1:164 X2:550 Y1:061 Y2:121 The Trotters are down by six. Reactions? X1:102 X2:612 Y1:061 Y2:126 We planned to trail at the half, thus deepening Earth's eventual humiliation. X1:201 X2:516 Y1:061 Y2:126 Also, what game were the refs watching? X1:111 X2:606 Y1:454 Y2:516 Curly Joe, easily amused by his own antics, continues to wreak havoc on. X1:246 X2:472 Y1:451 Y2:516 - What the ? - What happened? X1:256 X2:461 Y1:495 Y2:516 What was that? X1:117 X2:600 Y1:451 Y2:516 Did everything just jump around? Or did my brain just stroke off there? X1:204 X2:512 Y1:061 Y2:126 Something very strange has just happened. X1:113 X2:606 Y1:061 Y2:121 in this game between space clowns and atomic monsters. X1:229 X2:485 Y1:495 Y2:516 Time-out. Time-out. X1:140 X2:575 Y1:450 Y2:516 - What's happening? - We're lurching forward in time. X1:205 X2:512 Y1:456 Y2:516 like a needle skipping on a record. X1:133 X2:584 Y1:455 Y2:516 - What's causing it? Is it my outfit? - No. X1:148 X2:566 Y1:451 Y2:516 It must have something to do with those time particles I used. X1:144 X2:573 Y1:456 Y2:516 Time and space are ripping apart at the seams. X1:288 X2:427 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Oops. - Oh, great. X1:183 X2:534 Y1:456 Y2:516 Now, on top of everything, we need a new fifth man. X1:158 X2:559 Y1:451 Y2:516 Put me in. I wanna show Leela my skills. X1:171 X2:546 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Will said skills pay the bills? - Who cares? X1:124 X2:593 Y1:450 Y2:516 We're 35 points ahead with two minutes left. What could possibly ? X1:154 X2:560 Y1:061 Y2:126 Globetrotters win, 244-86. A dark day for humanity, folks. X1:126 X2:589 Y1:061 Y2:082 We have been beaten in basketball. X1:179 X2:537 Y1:455 Y2:516 - Yeah, that's how we do it. - How's that? X1:215 X2:499 Y1:451 Y2:516 You are all fools of the highest caliber. X1:151 X2:565 Y1:450 Y2:516 I don't know what you did, Fry, but you screwed up. X1:164 X2:553 Y1:456 Y2:516 Now all the planets are gonna crack wise about our mamas. X1:094 X2:622 Y1:450 Y2:516 - I'm glad my fat mama isn't alive. - Enough about your promiscuous mom. X1:158 X2:556 Y1:451 Y2:516 we have bigger problems. This time disruption is serious. X1:246 X2:469 Y1:490 Y2:516 Damn right, man. X1:116 X2:601 Y1:451 Y2:516 This chronological wang-dang-doodle could destroy the matrix of reality. X1:117 X2:600 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Tate, what do you know about this? - Not much yet. X1:123 X2:595 Y1:451 Y2:516 but I am senior lecturer in physics at Globetrotter U. I'd like to help. X1:121 X2:595 Y1:450 Y2:516 - You're that Bubblegum Tate? - I sure ain't his grandma. Look here. X1:152 X2:564 Y1:456 Y2:516 We got an excess of Cronotons in the subatomic interstices. X1:289 X2:426 Y1:493 Y2:516 Yes, I see. X1:132 X2:583 Y1:456 Y2:516 Something involving that many big words could destabilize time itself. X1:237 X2:481 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Is that a problem? - Indeed. X1:091 X2:623 Y1:450 Y2:516 At this rate, by Tuesday it'll be Thursday. By Wednesday it'll be August. X1:127 X2:588 Y1:456 Y2:516 And by Thursday, it will be the end of existence as we know it. X1:101 X2:615 Y1:451 Y2:516 I have to ask you to clear out. The circus needs to set up for tomorrow's. X1:159 X2:564 Y1:451 Y2:516 Time continues to skip forward randomly. X1:210 X2:507 Y1:456 Y2:516 Details at 1 1. This is the news at 1 1. X1:146 X2:570 Y1:451 Y2:516 The unexplained. Turning to entertainment news. X1:125 X2:592 Y1:451 Y2:516 . teen singer Wendy might be the. Won three Grammys last night. X1:176 X2:537 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Found dead in her bathtub. - Interesting. X1:121 X2:593 Y1:451 Y2:516 We behave normally during the time skips, but we have no memory of it. X1:203 X2:513 Y1:451 Y2:516 - You mean we just. - My, yes. Just like that. X1:209 X2:508 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Any luck, Bubblegum? - Not yet. X1:113 X2:602 Y1:450 Y2:516 - Hope you don't mind if I dribble. - Not if you grant me the same liberty. X1:132 X2:587 Y1:453 Y2:516 Bubblegum, I'm a huge fan of your work, both on and off the court. X1:198 X2:520 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Can I be a Globetrotter? - Shut up, turkey. X1:133 X2:582 Y1:451 Y2:516 Bubblegum, look. The background time radiation is fluctuating wildly.X1:113 X2:602 Y1:489 Y2:516 That sucker's shaking like fine booty. X1:115 X2:602 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'm no physicist, but I think I know how to stop the skipping. We'll just. X1:184 X2:533 Y1:450 Y2:516 I don't know how this was supposed to work. X1:140 X2:576 Y1:450 Y2:516 I hope you find out what's wrong before we skip my birthd. X1:130 X2:586 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Happy birthday, Amy. Hooray, look at all these presents. X1:154 X2:563 Y1:451 Y2:516 I hope we all have as much fun tomorrow at my birth. What? X1:157 X2:561 Y1:455 Y2:516 I've set up a time-proof shelter in the closet. X1:216 X2:502 Y1:455 Y2:516 You're the one I want to share it with. X1:142 X2:573 Y1:489 Y2:516 Fry, that's so sweet. Let me see. X1:204 X2:514 Y1:451 Y2:516 How will this protect us from time jumps? X1:111 X2:606 Y1:450 Y2:516 Because when we're together in here, baby, time will stand still. X1:107 X2:610 Y1:454 Y2:516 - Zoidberg, can I talk to you about Fry? Leela, I would be honored. X1:133 X2:584 Y1:451 Y2:516 - does the worst W.C. Fields imitation I've ever seen. Zoidberg? X1:108 X2:607 Y1:490 Y2:516 Sorry, you must have been boring me. X1:155 X2:560 Y1:456 Y2:516 The thing is, Fry is very sweet. But he's so immature. X1:184 X2:531 Y1:456 Y2:516 I love his boyish charm, but I hate his childishness. X1:111 X2:606 Y1:450 Y2:516 So he's not perfect. You don't wanna end up old and lonely like Zoidberg! X1:243 X2:473 Y1:490 Y2:516 You were saying? X1:094 X2:621 Y1:451 Y2:516 There it is. The Tempest Nebula. Take a whiff through the Smell-a-Scope. X1:157 X2:559 Y1:450 Y2:516 - What's that funky jazz? - The odor of pure time leaking. X1:135 X2:580 Y1:456 Y2:516 When we removed the Cronotons, it destabilized the nebula. X1:198 X2:517 Y1:451 Y2:516 causing time skips throughout the universe. X1:109 X2:607 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Let Bubblegum tell it. - Pretend these balls are time particles. X1:167 X2:549 Y1:456 Y2:516 As the nebula bounce-passes them off us. X1:116 X2:600 Y1:455 Y2:516 they cause dents, or "time skips." - You are so smart. X1:107 X2:610 Y1:451 Y2:516 What if we were to move this star cluster to these algebraic coordinates? X1:107 X2:610 Y1:451 Y2:516 Their gravity may divert the Cronotons to the empty side of the universe. X1:244 X2:473 Y1:490 Y2:516 But is it possible? X1:201 X2:513 Y1:451 Y2:516 Moving stars requires a bad-ass gravity pump. X1:196 X2:522 Y1:061 Y2:122 We'd need all the money on Earth to build. X1:096 X2:622 Y1:450 Y2:516 Here's funding. It better work. We can't spend all of Earth's money every day. X1:159 X2:559 Y1:061 Y2:126 - How long will it take to build? - It won't be easy. X1:169 X2:548 Y1:061 Y2:121 A jim-jam this complex might take months or even. X1:143 X2:572 Y1:490 Y2:516 There we are. One gravity pump. X1:193 X2:525 Y1:456 Y2:516 Powerful enough to move the stars themselves. X1:158 X2:559 Y1:451 Y2:516 Now to begin the arduous task of attaching it to the ship. X1:207 X2:508 Y1:490 Y2:516 Off you go, apparently. X1:157 X2:557 Y1:456 Y2:516 Easy, Leela. Just finger-roll that star to the cosmic basket. X1:236 X2:477 Y1:495 Y2:516 Just a few more. X1:185 X2:531 Y1:495 Y2:516 hundred thousand miles. X1:317 X2:398 Y1:495 Y2:516 There. X1:231 X2:485 Y1:490 Y2:516 Nothing but nebula. X1:117 X2:599 Y1:489 Y2:516 I think we've stopped the time skips. X1:242 X2:473 Y1:451 Y2:516 - All right. - Hooray for Leela. X1:159 X2:555 Y1:451 Y2:516 What better way to celebrate than by showing Bubblegum. X1:135 X2:582 Y1:495 Y2:516 the Globetrotter uniform I made. X1:283 X2:432 Y1:495 Y2:516 Let me see. X1:266 X2:449 Y1:493 Y2:516 Hello, lawsuit. X1:105 X2:610 Y1:451 Y2:516 I want you to know I think the way you moved those stars was wonderful. X1:224 X2:491 Y1:490 Y2:516 I got you something. X1:144 X2:573 Y1:451 Y2:516 Moderately priced, non-vintage champagne? How did you know? X1:112 X2:602 Y1:451 Y2:516 You deserve it. Nobody ever stops to tell you what a great captain you are.X1:186 X2:528 Y1:495 Y2:516 That is so true and sweet. X1:143 X2:575 Y1:450 Y2:516 You're smart, beautiful, and best of all, you'll go out with me? X1:166 X2:550 Y1:490 Y2:516 Fry, please try to understand. X1:172 X2:543 Y1:455 Y2:516 You're a man. I'm a woman. We're too different. X1:095 X2:622 Y1:456 Y2:516 Bubblegum might let me organize a bake sale for the Globetrotter wives. X1:107 X2:611 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Can you teach me to make cupcakes? - All right. I want to lick the beaters. X1:166 X2:550 Y1:451 Y2:516 I got her champagne. What does a guy have to do? X1:183 X2:533 Y1:490 Y2:516 Eighty-six the chump stuff. X1:104 X2:610 Y1:450 Y2:516 It's time to win Leela's heart with a showy, three-point romantic gesture. X1:167 X2:548 Y1:451 Y2:516 Maybe this is the moment to show her my real surprise. X1:104 X2:611 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Fry, what are you doing? - Time to boogie on down to the sauna. X1:151 X2:565 Y1:450 Y2:516 I've been studying how to pilot. Impressed? X1:133 X2:582 Y1:489 Y2:516 Yeah, actually. You're doing okay. X1:126 X2:589 Y1:456 Y2:516 The reactor temperature is nominal. The blinker's off. X1:102 X2:614 Y1:456 Y2:516 I learned to work the gravity pump too, in case we need it. X1:164 X2:554 Y1:456 Y2:516 So are we dating now? - Is that what this is all about? X1:211 X2:505 Y1:493 Y2:516 Please, cut it out now. X1:138 X2:578 Y1:450 Y2:516 I know there's some perfect thing I can do to make you love me. X1:164 X2:553 Y1:451 Y2:516 - When I figure out what it is. - I don't wanna hurt you. X1:129 X2:590 Y1:451 Y2:516 . but there is absolutely, positively no way that you and I will ever X1:204 X2:510 Y1:451 Y2:516 - man and wife. You may kiss the bride. X1:249 X2:467 Y1:495 Y2:516 He looks radiant. X1:149 X2:566 Y1:451 Y2:516 Bubblegum, we failed. The time skips haven't stopped. X1:176 X2:540 Y1:061 Y2:121 Even in these formal shorts, I feel like a failure. X1:136 X2:579 Y1:451 Y2:516 You tricked me into marrying you, didn't you? X1:265 X2:450 Y1:495 Y2:516 Of course not. X1:122 X2:595 Y1:450 Y2:516 - How'd you do it? Drugs? Hypnosis? - No, drugs are for losers. X1:189 X2:528 Y1:451 Y2:516 And hypnosis is for losers with big eyebrows. X1:116 X2:599 Y1:450 Y2:516 I don't know what I did to make you love me. But we're married now. X1:144 X2:573 Y1:455 Y2:516 - We've got the rest of our lives. - The divorce is final.X1:188 X2:527 Y1:451 Y2:516 - What? - Let's divide up the china. X1:180 X2:534 Y1:450 Y2:516 I'll take the NFC helmets, and you can have the AFC. X1:180 X2:535 Y1:490 Y2:516 Fine. Break my heart again. X1:110 X2:605 Y1:450 Y2:516 Don't be so hard on yourself. You lost the woman of your dreams. X1:166 X2:550 Y1:451 Y2:516 but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg. X1:152 X2:565 Y1:451 Y2:516 How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out. X1:122 X2:593 Y1:450 Y2:516 - Maybe you're just a fantastic lover. - I don't know what I'm doing. X1:188 X2:531 Y1:455 Y2:516 Maybe she'd come back if I were a Globetrotter. X1:156 X2:562 Y1:454 Y2:516 - What do you say, Bubblegum? - Hell, no. X1:156 X2:559 Y1:450 Y2:516 It's hopeless. I did something so great it won Leela's heart X1:163 X2:552 Y1:450 Y2:516 and I'll never, ever know what it was. My life is empty. X1:297 X2:418 Y1:490 Y2:516 Zoidberg. X1:098 X2:617 Y1:451 Y2:516 No wonder we failed. Diverting Cronotons is mathematically impossible. X1:165 X2:551 Y1:451 Y2:516 I knew I should have checked your showboating algebra. X1:150 X2:568 Y1:456 Y2:516 I thought you knew that algebra was all razzmatazz. X1:112 X2:603 Y1:451 Y2:516 A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes. X1:228 X2:486 Y1:490 Y2:516 Vintage Bubblegum. X1:134 X2:581 Y1:451 Y2:516 The time skips are worse. Isolated spots are jumping by years. Look. X1:214 X2:500 Y1:490 Y2:516 Stupid senior citizens! X1:109 X2:607 Y1:451 Y2:516 Why should we pay for their benefits? I deserve free money! X1:113 X2:604 Y1:455 Y2:516 I'm stumped. We'll have to call in the finest scientific minds in the univer X1:121 X2:594 Y1:451 Y2:516 We could explode the whole nebula. What do you think, Curly Joe? X1:096 X2:622 Y1:456 Y2:516 An explosion big enough to destroy that mama would take out half the universe. X1:110 X2:606 Y1:451 Y2:516 You got to Globetrotter that explosion up a little. Make it an implosion. X1:166 X2:550 Y1:490 Y2:516 By God, Sweet Clyde is right. X1:114 X2:601 Y1:451 Y2:516 An implosion might form a black hole that'd stop Cronotons from escaping. X1:212 X2:504 Y1:451 Y2:516 Whoa, slow that brain train down, prof. X1:217 X2:498 Y1:450 Y2:516 We'd need some kind of doomsday device. X1:116 X2:600 Y1:456 Y2:516 Doomsday device? Now the ball's in Farnsworth's court. X1:156 X2:562 Y1:456 Y2:516 I suppose I could part with one and still be feared. X1:118 X2:597 Y1:450 Y2:516 Give me some skin, prof. I'm making you an honorary Globetrotter. X1:146 X2:571 Y1:450 Y2:516 In fact, everybody in this room's an honorary Globetrotter. X1:239 X2:477 Y1:494 Y2:516 I'm a Globetrotter! X1:229 X2:487 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Did you say ? - Too late, hot plate. X1:324 X2:391 Y1:490 Y2:516 Crap! X1:100 X2:614 Y1:451 Y2:516 We must leave now, for we are needed elsewhere. But we wish you Godspeed. X1:116 X2:599 Y1:451 Y2:516 Please. Please let me come with you. I can make myself taller. X1:200 X2:515 Y1:456 Y2:516 You can talk trash. You can handle the ball. X1:155 X2:564 Y1:451 Y2:516 But ask yourself, are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter? X1:296 X2:421 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Are you? - Yes. X1:138 X2:579 Y1:451 Y2:516 - Are you? - I mean, with time my funk level. X1:296 X2:421 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Are you? - No. X1:280 X2:436 Y1:495 Y2:516 Deal with it. X1:123 X2:593 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Careful with that doomsday device. - What does it matter? X1:182 X2:533 Y1:494 Y2:516 I'll never be a Globetrotter. X1:148 X2:567 Y1:451 Y2:516 My life, and, by extension, everyone else's, is meaningless. X1:315 X2:398 Y1:490 Y2:516 Roger. X1:185 X2:531 Y1:450 Y2:516 Leela, I don't know what I did to make you love me. X1:188 X2:529 Y1:450 Y2:516 I don't think I tricked you, but maybe I did. X1:208 X2:507 Y1:450 Y2:516 - And if I did, I'm sorry. It's okay, Fry. X1:129 X2:586 Y1:455 Y2:516 - You know we'll always be friends. - Yeah.X1:108 X2:606 Y1:450 Y2:516 I don't guess anything I do will make you feel for me the way I feel for you. X1:282 X2:434 Y1:490 Y2:516 I guess not. X1:156 X2:558 Y1:490 Y2:516 The doomsday device is ready. X1:107 X2:611 Y1:451 Y2:516 Maybe blasting this space into a storm of nothingness will cheer me up. X1:154 X2:561 Y1:451 Y2:516 Okay, let me just take the ship out to a safe distance. X1:204 X2:511 Y1:450 Y2:516 Actually, I think I'll go and prep the detonator. X1:136 X2:579 Y1:489 Y2:516 Fry, why don't you take the helm. X1:259 X2:456 Y1:489 Y2:516 She's so great. X1:176 X2:540 Y1:456 Y2:516 I almost remember the thing I did to make her love me. X1:256 X2:459 Y1:495 Y2:516 But I never will. X1:105 X2:612 Y1:455 Y2:516 Sorry, buddy. I too know what it's like to have a dream I'll never achieve.X1:138 X2:577 Y1:455 Y2:516 That's how I did it. I moved the stars to write her a love note. X1:156 X2:558 Y1:456 Y2:516 - Detonation in three, two, one. - No! X1:262 X2:455 Y1:490 Y2:516 Did you see it? X1:209 X2:506 Y1:451 Y2:516 - The explosion? - No, not the explosion. X1:282 X2:434 Y1:495 Y2:516 Then what? X1:304 X2:411 Y1:490 Y2:516 Nothing.