The Not-So-Impossible Quiz
By Patrick Wahl
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Instructions
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1.) Should I start the quiz now?
Yes!
Maybe Later
No…
Ltr, Gtr
GAME OVER
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2.) How many holes in a polo?
(copy of the Impossible Quiz)
One
Two
Three
Four
3.) What is I?
What do you mean?
It’s obvious.
Loser
You’re Wrong.
4.) The answer is a hole.
Dead
Deader
Even Deader
Deadest
5.) Solve for y if 15y+5=80
75
6
3
4.23465687576
?.) I hope you’ve been paying attention
to question numbers!
Go to 4.
Go to 5.
Go to 7.
Go to 8.
8.) I love Meow Mix Food!
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C
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CA
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CAT! Congratulations!
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9.) What is the correct spelling?
Saint Jimmy
Saint Jiimmy
St. Jimmy
St. James
10.) Want to go to New Delhi?
I’ve already been to Asia.
Sure!
I don’t like
sandwiches.
Why is there a question mark?
CHECKPOINT!
YAY! HOORAY!
11.) What is the capital of Egypt?
Cairo
Providence
Nile
Dublin
12.)
Put the mouse here:
Don’t click
anywhere else or
Y0U WILL DIE!
12.) Now don’t touch Red!
Click
Here!
GAME OVER
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13.) What do you get if you add this
question number to PICKLE and
ORANGE JUICE?
Pickle + Orange Juice+
13
Pickle + Orange
Juice + 13 X 1
Pickleorangejuicethisquestionnumber
Pickleorangejuice13
14.) Déjà Vu?
Three
Saint Jimmy
I hate sandwiches
Dog
15.) What are the blood vessels?
10 Second Timer On!
Circulatory System
A Games Console for
Iodized Salt
Chuck Norris’s
Playground
Your Grandmom’s
80 Year Old
Pipeworks
GAME OVER
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16.) How did you do on that last
question?
Great!
Aced it, Sucka!
Terrible…
Bran
GAME OVER
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How do you do?
You do well!
It was a fake!
17.) What was the last question?
About the question
before it.
A question.
16.
Impossible!
18.) Descending! (A=6.8)
23.5 19 1/12 -13 124.755 A 1,99556 0.5
18.) Descending! (A=6.8)
23.5 19 1/12 -13 124.755 A
0.5
18.) Descending! (A=6.8)
23.5 19 1/12 -13
A
0.5
18.) Descending! (A=6.8)
19 1/12 -13
A
0.5
18.) Descending! (A=6.8)
1/12
-13
A
0.5
18.) Descending! (A=6.8)
1/12
-13
0.5
18.) Descending! (A=6.8)
1/12
-13
19.) Okay, so the answer was thirteen.
Now go back to Question 13!
Go to 10
Go to 20
Go to 13
Go to end of quiz
Can’t you follow directions?!
GAME OVER
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CHECKPOINT!
YAY! HOORAY!
20.) See? It pays to follow directions!
Now, are you enjoying the quiz?
I’m lovin’ it!
Ba da buh-buh-buh…
LOL, 69
You killed
my mind.
21.) What is the square root of carrot?
45.346
No, round roots.
Diced carrots.
That’s not math.
22.) Be honest, did you get Question 16
right on your first try?
Yes
No
What was Question 16?
Syntax Error
23.) Search!
24.) Can you get this question wrong?
Yes.
Depends…
No.
Of course not!
Make up your mind!
24.) Can you get this question wrong?
Yes.
Depends…
No.
Of course not!
25.) What is the capital of Switzerland?
(Hint: It’s Bern.)
10 Seconds!
Geneva
Zurich
Ernbay
Enolagay
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26.) How do you spell
spell hippopotamus?
Hippopotamus
Duh, it’s right there.
Spell Hippopotamus
Is this a spelling
bee?
27.) What is Detroit Rock City cubed?
Michigan Block State
Detroitrockcitydetroitrock
citydetroitrockcity
A Right Mess
Doc Ock
28.) If you click this button, it’s game
over.
28.) Alternatively, click this one to die.
28.) Alternatively, click this one to go
on.
29.) Amnesia?
Syntax Error
Michigan Block State
A Right Mess
You killed my
mind.
30.) Platypus
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P
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30.) PL
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30.) PLA
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30.) PLAT
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30.) PLATY
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30.) PLATYP
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30.) PLATYPU
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30.) PLATYPUS! Congratulations!
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CHECKPOINT!
YAY! HOORAY!
31.) Tell a Lie, You will Die. Say the
truth, you will live.
Patrick Rulz
I will live.
I will die.
Overflow Error.
32.) Remember:
38 = Blue, Red, Green, Yellow
48 = 4, 8, 15, 16, 2 Execute
OK
No Way!
Whaaaa?
Whaaatever…
GAME OVER
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33.) Answer me this: What is the colon?
The Large Intestine
Collin Travers
Botox
A Missile
34.) We will, we will, rock ___
Quick ! 5 Seconds!
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ASDFGHJKL
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35.) Which is larger?
They are the same.
36.) What is this?
IDK
The Not-So-Impossible
Quiz
A Question.
A Computer.
You may Click Here skip this question.
I will not skip!
I will not skip!
I will not skip!
SKIP.
NO!!! DON’T CLICK SKIP!
CLICK THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER “I
WILL NOT SKIP”
CLICK HERE TO CONTINUE.
38.) I Hope you Remembered!
38.) I Hope you Remembered!
38.) I Hope you Remembered!
38.) I Hope you Remembered!
40.) You’ve failed my quiz. This
computer will self destruct in ten
seconds.
SELF DESTRUCT NOW
40.) Aww, man… The bomb was a dud.
Oh, well I’ve guess you’ve beaten the
Not-So-Impossible Quiz…
TO THE WINNERS’ CIRCLE
NOT!
YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE END! YOU HAVE
THE HARDEST SERIES OF QUESTIONS IN THE
WHOLE WORLD BESIDES THE REAL
IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ:
IT’S TIME FOR…
What is 6885 divided by 1377?
Quick, 5 Seconds!
10
37.5
46
4
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Do the opposite:
Don’t click the large red square!
Quick! 5 Seconds!
GAME OVER
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Iz zimple. Click za zap!
Quick! 5 Seconds!
Bap
Rap
Tap
Zap
Map
Cap
Sap
Blap
The Daily Bus
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What is this?
Gun
Blowgun
Macabre
IDK
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What is this?
Gun
Blowgun
Macabre
IDK
B
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What is this?
Gun
Blowgun
Macabre
IDK
BO
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What is this?
Gun
Blowgun
Macabre
IDK
BOM
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What is this?
Gun
Blowgun
Macabre
IDK
BOMB
Put the mouse here:
Now Don’t Touch Red!
5 Seconds! Quick!
Click Here
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Touch the dots BEFORE TWO
SECONDS ARE UP!
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Seriously, say the truth. Which is better:
this quiz or The Impossible Quiz? Quick!
5 Seconds!
This Quiz
They’re the Same
The Impossible Quiz
I hate them both.
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Now seriously, did you say the truth?
10 Seconds!
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I hope you still remember! What was
48’s combination again?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
SPACE
EXECUTE OPERATION
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4
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
SPACE
EXECUTE OPERATION
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4
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
SPACE
EXECUTE OPERATION
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48
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
SPACE
EXECUTE OPERATION
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4_8_
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
SPACE
EXECUTE OPERATION
GAME OVER
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4_8_1
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
SPACE
EXECUTE OPERATION
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4_8_15
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
SPACE
EXECUTE OPERATION
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4_8_15_
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
SPACE
EXECUTE OPERATION
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4_8_15_1
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
SPACE
EXECUTE OPERATION
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4_8_15_16
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
SPACE
EXECUTE OPERATION
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4_8_15_16_
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
SPACE
EXECUTE OPERATION
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4_8_15_16_2
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
SPACE
EXECUTE OPERATION
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Doo yuo think i wood bee dumm enuff
2 mak this te last qestchin?
10 Seconds!
Duh, you loser!
Well, according to
technical protocol,
you are inefficient...
Im nott shor i
Undderrstannd…
Uvv cors not!
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Is that your final answer?
That Is your final answer
2 seconds per letter!
QWERTYUIOP
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ZXCVBNM
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t
QWERTYUIOP
ASDFGHJKL
ZXCVBNM
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th
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THA
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THAT. That is your final answer!
And Guess What…
CONTINUE
INSTRUCTIONS
THE QUIZ: Just click the right answer!
Some of the answers are in the choices,
some are not. Click anything but the
answer, and you will die.
THE CHECKPOINTS: Checkpoints occur
about every ten questions, and if you lose,
you will only have to go back to the last
checkpoint.
CLICK TO CONTINUE
INSTRUCTIONS
THE CHEATERS: Duh, this is obviously a
PowerPoint and you can press a key to
skip a question or use the slide show
buttons. However, you can only say you
beat the quiz if you beat it without
cheating.
THE EPIC TEN: The last ten questions. If
you die, you go back to the beginning.
CLICK TO CONTINUE