Dynamic duo
(ami je tomar dance face-off)
Monju: tum kaun ho?
Rooh: main tumhari behen anjulika tumse badla lene aai hu...just
kidding...hi! I'm rohan randhawa aur aap?
Monju: bolbo nahi amhi bolbo nahi
Rooh: arey batao na
Monju: mujhse poochh raha hai? mujhse poochh raha hai ki main
kaun hoon? Ami monjolika hahaha!
Rooh: Achha! Toh voh tumhi ho jo raat ko woh Bengali gana gate
gate Zumba karti ho…ami je tomar chhin chhin chhin, shudhu je
tomar chhin chhin chhin.
Monju: tumhein toh main.....tum kyu aye ho yaha?!
Rooh: tumhara ilaaj karne meri maa! Tumhare hi pati ne mujhe yaha
bulaya hai...waise tum yeh sab kyu kar rahi ho?
Monju: marbo, ami shoitan raja ki marbo, use marke uska khoon
peene aai hoon!!
Rooh: par kyu? What's your story monju?
Monju: Udi babaaa! Ab kya batau tumko? Pareshaan ho gayi huu!
Tumhara dost raat bhar bhalu ki tarah kharatte maarmaar ke meri
neend hi kharab kar deta hain, yeh dekho usi ki wajah se mujhe dark
circles ho gaye hain! Dekho na!! Dekho dekhoooo!!!!
Roooh: arey kya dekho dekho dekho
deokkho laga rakha hai?! Jab se aya hoon beee beeee kar rahi
ho....shanti rakho ek minute
Monju: aaj tak kisine bhi meri akhon mein dekh kar mujhe itne pyaar
se chup nahi kiya hai....
Rooh: shakal dekh dekhi hai apni? Kaun bechara akhon mein dekhkar
kurban hona chahega?
Monju: waise... tumhein kaisi ladki pasand hai?
Rooh: Mujhe? Huh! Mujhe toh messy hair, kali kali akhon wali, gajra
pehenne wali ladki chahiye...aur usmein agar usko classical dance ata
ho toh usse behetar aur kuchh nahi ho sakta