Once upon a time in a land called Ziggity-Zoo, there was a wibbly-wobbly creature named
Flibberflap. Flibberflap loved to jumpity-jump all day long, from tree to tree, shouting, "Bippity-boo,
look at me, I’m a flibberty-floo!"
One day, Flibberflap met a squiggly-wiggly creature named Wobblesnoop. Wobblesnoop was trying
to catch a zooming ziggazig that kept zigging and zagging. "Help me catch this ziggazig!"
Wobblesnoop cried, flapping his floppy flibbers.
Flibberflap said, "Flopperty-flip, I can catch that zip!" So he wiggled his wobblers and jiggled his
jabbles until he jumped right into a thumpy-thump bush. The ziggazig stopped, looking puzzled, and
then started giggling, "Hee-hee, you’re too slow for me!"
But Flibberflap wasn’t done! He did a twisty-twirly, and with a flick-flack of his flickity wings, he
zoomed after the ziggazig, shouting, "Zappity-zoo, you’re mine now, you fool!" The ziggazig zigged,
and Flibberflap zagged, and soon they both crashed into a big pile of snippity-snappity leaves.
Wobblesnoop clapped his flappers and said, "Wowzer-bowzer, that was snicker-snappy!" The
ziggazig, now friends with Flibberflap and Wobblesnoop, said, "Let’s all jumpity-jump together!"
And so they did, all day long, jumpity-jumping and flipperty-flopping, shouting, "Bippity-bop, we’ll
never stop!"
The end. Or maybe just the beginning of more flippity-flap fun!