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INT. BACHELOR’S HOUSE - NIGHT
2
Punit is at the door seeing the guests off.
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PUNIT
Thanks for coming guys..
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Punit closes the door. Turns to see Punit, Aditya & Deepak
who sits with their respective glasses in their hands in
between a load of wrappers & Beer glasses and half eaten
food. Deepak is sitting on a Bean bag bouncing a season ball
on the wall. We show a close shot of the wall, there is a red
mark as well on wall by his regular knocking, being a bit
damaged. Punit looks at them with disgust but still goes and
sits in the same shit.
RAHUL
(loudly, while raising his
glass)
Bhagwan.. Tere ghar mai der hai per
andher nahi. Tune issi ki AI SHUI
ki job laga ke hum sabki zindagi
sudhar di..
ADITYA & DEEPAK
Kya baat.. kya baat...
PUNIT
Abe.. mai meri zindagi sudharu ya
tum log ki. Ananya ke sath live in
mai shift hona hai mujhe. Saving
karni hai..
DEEPAK
Ananya.. really??
Punit gives him a look.
PUNIT
Tujhe kitni baar bola hai.. Aunty
ne Pillar pe khil thokne se bhi
mana kiya hai.. aur tu ball
practice kar raha hai.
Deepak stops.
ADITYA
Bhaii phir humlog ka kya hoga. Hum
saare nithalo ko kon palega.
PUNIT
Tera kya hai.. Idhar Mumbai mai hi
toh family rehti hai teri.
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2.
DEEPAK
Dombivli.. Dombivli... Mumbai nahi.
PUNIT
Unke sath shift hojana vapas.. aur
inka kya hai hai iska
(pointing at Deepak)
baap hai hi.. Aur isko toh
(pointing at Rahul)
uski Shilpa Bhabhi gift deti hi
rehti hai..
ADITYA
I cant take this insult.. I need
one more drink.
Aditya gets up while saying this and goes near the
Refrigerator. Open the freezer to find there is no ice.
ADITYA (CONT'D)
Abe Ice khatam hogaya hai..
PUNIT
Toh ek baar bina ice ki pi le..
Aditya gives him a hard look.
RAHUL
Tu Janta hai naa ki ye bina Ice ke
Daaru touch bhi nahi karta hai.
Aditya gives him a reaction noting that he is only his true
friend.
RAHUL (CONT'D)
Jaa Aunty se mangle.