THE ROOM The Drinking Game Rules One person is the Roommaster. This should be someone very familiar with The Room, who knows all the twists and turns, all the horrors that lie within. They are in charge of enforcing drinking rules as well as being the group's spiritual guide back from the brink of despair. Drink numbers are relative and entirely discretionary for each person, but if you're drinking our reccomended beverage (Scotchdka) then I'd probably stick to sips. Drinks above 'Normal' level should be distributed amongst the group before the film starts. Stay safe, and enjoy! Drink Levels Mandatory drinks are for EVERYONE involved. They are essential to enjoy (or survive) the film. Normal drinks are for anyone who would like to enjoy the experience. Anyone can call them, everyone participates. Good for newbies and familiars alike. People will be drunk. (Oh) High drinks start to include spoilers and more. These are drinks designed to be distributed amongst more hardcore fans, but beware some have (many) more than others! Wasted drinks are for those who don't want to remember the film. Or the experience. Or the night. Suicidal drinks are for those who don't want to live. Bonus or Quote drinks are for one-off events and lines which are exceptionably notable. Free for all to ignore them, but audience participation for the quotes is heavily encouraged. Mandatory Drinks Establishing shot of San Fransisco Drink water! And be thankful. " ! N POO "S Drink for a Spoon picture in the shot. Also shout Spoon! "SPO ON!" #1 The first 'Sex' Scene. Drink 3 times. Tommy's Bionic HamTM ass in all its glory. Scream and drink 3 times. Finish your drink at the emotional delivery of the film's most famous line: Dramatic hands and group chanting also required. ?! !? ?! !? Finish your drink at the shocking finale! Truly, all the passion of Tennesee Williams. Normal Drinks Drink every time one of the following happens: 'Wiseau' appears in the opening credits. A character is given no introduction - who the fuck is this guy?! Lisa doesn't want to talk about something. Lisa says she doesn't love Johnny anymore. Someone mentions that Mark and Johnny are Best Friends. Johnny is wonderful / Lisa is beautiful. "Oh hai..." / "Oh hey..." 'Chicken' noises. "Future Wife/Husband." "Don't worry about it." / "Everything will be alright." A 'sex' scene begins. In fact, drink twice for this one. Trust us. (Oh) High Drinks Write these down, and distribute them randomly amongst players. A printable sheet is available at www.theroomdrinkinggame.com FOCUS! 1. Fuck her belly button. 27/06/2003 2. Fuck with jeans on. Anatomy Lessons! 101 3. Fuck her belly button again. Thanks to Todd Barron's wonderful work, a focused image is not always guaranteed. Drink when this becomes too obvious to ignore. Estimated drinks: 3 The human body is a confusing thing, especially for someone that isn't human. Drink every time this lack of basic anatomical knowledge appears. Estimated drinks: 3 re! a t S y m m To Random Falls! Tommy is a man of great emotional depth and presence. Unfortunately he looks like a corpse. Drink whenever Tommy stares into the void. Estimated drinks: 4 We all know how difficult staying upright can be, so it's not surprising Tommy and co. do as well. Drink for randomly falling over or being pushed. Estimated drinks: 4 Awful mom advice! What's going on? Lisa is pretty up front about what she wants. however, Mark seems to take a little prompting. Drink for Mark asking "What's going on?". Estimated drinks: 4 iary My D rk by Ma Very s u spiciou Lisa's mom Claudette clearly knows what's best. Except when she doesn't. Which is... always. Drink for terrible motherly advice. Estimated drinks: 4 Lip Sync! s... People are very strange these days. You never know who you can trust. Even your best friends. Drink for Mark's extremely suspicious lines. Estimated drinks: 4 Tommy Wiseau is a perfectionist, he will re-dub a scene again and again until it is perfect to him. Drink for the audio editors not sharing this view. Estimated drinks: 5 ! p o Not Normal! Tommy and friends enjoy normal things. Like oddly timed alarms and sex in a friend's house. Drink for everything that's really not normal. Estimated drinks: 5 Bo The only natural way to transfer evil. Claudette employs the nose boop after each conversation. Drink, and shout 'I put my evil inside you!' Estimated drinks: 5 I kiss you? Can Sexist Generalisations! All men are assholes, women always play games. And both sides are obviously all the same. Drink for generalisations about either sex. Estimated drinks: 6 Hulking Denny is a creepy bastard! Due to a slight miscommunication about his age and mental state, Denny acts a bit... unusual. Drink whenever Denny behaves in a creepy way. Estimated drinks: 7 Out! Neckburster! When the red mist descends, sometimes we can't be controlled. Mark and Johnny are the same. Drink every time furniture is destroyed in anger. Estimated drinks: 7 When alien life entered our world it wasn't from the stars, but from Lisa's horrifying neck bulge. Drink, and scream in horror or yell 'Shoot Her!' Estimated drinks: 8 >>> Lisa: He got drunk last night. And he hit me. >>> >>> <ENTER RESPONSE> >>> >>> Johnny doesn't drink! >>> This conversation is over! >>> Incorrect Response! Human interaction is difficult. Social cues, only obvious to those born among us, can be tricky. Drink for an unrelated or inappropriate response Estimated drinks: 9 r o Telep tation Life in Tommy's world is fast, people come and go on a whim. Or when the script demands it. Drink when someone just 'has to go'. Estimated drinks: 11 Enter: The Room! ! How else can you possibly explain Lisa's haunted wineglass and people teleporting onto the roof ? Drink when something (or someone) teleports. Estimated drinks: 14 "How many people come in and out of this house every day?" A good question. Let's find out! Drink every time someone enters The Room. Estimated drinks: 21 FLOWERS & GIFTS F O R A L L O C C A S I O N S Flower Shop! OPEN Waterfall for one of the greatest 18 seconds of cinema ever. Punchy, engaging, and poignant. The flower shop scene is, in many ways, the most important scene of the entire film. In other ways it is completely pointless and entirely ridiculous. 'Wasted' Drinks These take some serious commitment. You may not make it to the end. I'll record everything! Waterfall for the entire time Johnny spends setting up the tape recorder (around 45 seconds) Football is fun! Drink every time a football is passed from person to person, about 36 times. A-HA-HA-HA! Johnny is a jovial man, who finds much to laugh at. Even things you really shouldn't laugh at. Drink whenever Johnny laughs. Over 40 times. Good luck, it will haunt your dreams. Suicidal Drinks WATERFALL THROUGH EVERY SEX SCENE This amounts to about 9 minutes of nothing but drinking. While it might be preferably to actually watching Tommy's attempts at erotica, it may also kill you in the process. Please don't do this. Bonus Drinks Call out these moments if you can spot them. The Title Card Reefer Madness The Haunting Notes of Mladen Milicevic Denny and The Apple Lisa sat doing nothing Johnny keeps his suit in the bathroom 'Good night' at midday Claudette is our avatar Singalong moments: 'I will' and 'You are my rose' Damn You, Todd Barron! Impossible Camera Moves Panning shots of the Golden Gate Bridge Johnny's first appearance Mark lies about being busy HOW DID YOU NOT RECOGNISE HIM? Mark's 16 second resistance 'Rocky' theme tune moment Correct response to Lisa wanting you to Make Love to her What candles? What music? Johnny hides on the stairs 'What the hell just happened?' camera moment Lisa lies about healthy drinks Johnny lies about tasty drinks The Worst Rendition of Happy Birthday ever. Of all time. Notable Lines These should be chorused by everyone present. Anything for my Princeeeeeeesss. Hai Doggy! I'm Tired, I'm Wasted, I love you Darling! I definitely have breast cancer. I did naaaaaht! What a story Mark! It seems to me like you're the EXPERT Mark! Lisa loves you too... ... as a Human Bean. If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live. Me Underwears. You always play psychologist with us! Anyway, how's your sex life? Leave your STUPID comments in your pocket. This is a wonderful party. You invited all my friends, good thinking! I kill you you bastard! I'm fed up with this woooorld. And of course: YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA! Please do not reproduce without permission. The Room in its entirety belongs to Tommy Wiseau. And he's welcome to it. www.theroomdrinkinggame.com Created by Dan Mead, 2017 Please drink responsibly. Or at least as responsibly as you can.
