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Michael Witmore Director, Folger Shakespeare Library Textual Introduction By Barbara Mowat and Paul Werstine Until now, with the release of The Folger Shakespeare (formerly Folger Digital Texts), readers in search of a free online text of Shakespeare’s plays had to be content primarily with using the Moby™ Text, which reproduces a late-nineteenth century version of the plays. What is the difference? Many ordinary readers assume that there is a single text for the plays: what Shakespeare wrote. But Shakespeare’s plays were not published the way modern novels or plays are published today: as a single, authoritative text. In some cases, the plays have come down to us in multiple published versions, represented by various Quartos (Qq) and by the great collection put together by his colleagues in 1623, called the First Folio (F). There are, for example, three very different versions of Hamlet, two of King Lear, Henry V, Romeo and Juliet, and others. 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Because the Folger Shakespeare texts are edited in accord with twenty-first century knowledge about Shakespeare’s texts, the Folger here provides them to readers, scholars, teachers, actors, directors, and students, free of charge, confident of their quality as texts of the plays and pleased to be able to make this contribution to the study and enjoyment of Shakespeare. Synopsis Henry IV, Part 1, culminates in the battle of Shrewsbury between the king’s army and rebels seeking his crown. The dispute begins when Hotspur, the son of Northumberland, breaks with the king over the fate of his brother-in-law, Mortimer, a Welsh prisoner. Hotspur, Northumberland, and Hotspur’s uncle Worcester plan to take the throne, later allying with Mortimer and a Welsh leader, Glendower. As that conflict develops, Prince Hal—Henry IV’s son and heir— carouses in a tavern and plots to trick the roguish Sir John Falstaff and his henchmen, who are planning a highway robbery. Hal and a companion will rob them of their loot—then wait for Falstaff’s lying boasts. The trick succeeds, but Prince Hal is summoned to war. In the war, Hal saves his father’s life and then kills Hotspur, actions that help to redeem his bad reputation. Falstaff, meanwhile, cheats his soldiers, whom he leads to slaughter, and takes credit for Hotspur’s death. Characters in the Play KING HENRY IV, formerly Henry Bolingbroke PRINCE HAL, Prince of Wales and heir to the throne (also called Harry and Harry Monmouth) LORD JOHN OF LANCASTER, younger son of King Henry EARL OF WESTMORELAND SIR WALTER BLUNT (Sir Henry, or Harry, Percy) LADY PERCY (also called Kate) EARL OF NORTHUMBERLAND, Henry Percy, Hotspur’s father EARL OF WORCESTER, Thomas Percy, Hotspur’s uncle HOTSPUR EDMUND MORTIMER, earl of March LADY MORTIMER (also called “the Welsh lady”) OWEN GLENDOWER, a Welsh lord, father of Lady Mortimer (Archibald, earl of Douglas) ARCHBISHOP (Richard Scroop, archbishop of York) SIR MICHAEL, a priest or knight associated with the archbishop SIR RICHARD VERNON, an English knight DOUGLAS SIR JOHN FALSTAFF POINS (also called Edward, Yedward, and Ned) BARDOLPH PETO GADSHILL, setter for the robbers of the tavern (also called Mistress Quickly) VINTNER, or keeper of the tavern FRANCIS, an apprentice tapster HOSTESS Carriers, Ostlers, Chamberlain, Travelers, Sheriff, Servants, Lords, Attendants, Messengers, Soldiers ACT 1 Scene 1 Enter the King, Lord John of Lancaster, and the Earl of Westmoreland, with others. KING FTLN 0001 FTLN 0002 FTLN 0003 FTLN 0004 FTLN 0005 FTLN 0006 FTLN 0007 FTLN 0008 FTLN 0009 FTLN 0010 FTLN 0011 FTLN 0012 FTLN 0013 FTLN 0014 FTLN 0015 FTLN 0016 FTLN 0017 FTLN 0018 FTLN 0019 FTLN 0020 FTLN 0021 So shaken as we are, so wan with care, Find we a time for frighted peace to pant And breathe short-winded accents of new broils To be commenced in strands afar remote. No more the thirsty entrance of this soil Shall daub her lips with her own children’s blood. No more shall trenching war channel her fields, Nor bruise her flow’rets with the armèd hoofs Of hostile paces. Those opposèd eyes, Which, like the meteors of a troubled heaven, All of one nature, of one substance bred, Did lately meet in the intestine shock And furious close of civil butchery, Shall now, in mutual well-beseeming ranks, March all one way and be no more opposed Against acquaintance, kindred, and allies. The edge of war, like an ill-sheathèd knife, No more shall cut his master. Therefore, friends, As far as to the sepulcher of Christ— Whose soldier now, under whose blessèd cross We are impressèd and engaged to fight— 7 5 10 15 20 9 FTLN 0022 FTLN 0023 FTLN 0024 FTLN 0025 FTLN 0026 FTLN 0027 FTLN 0028 FTLN 0029 FTLN 0030 FTLN 0031 FTLN 0032 FTLN 0033 Henry IV, Part I Forthwith a power of English shall we levy, Whose arms were molded in their mothers’ womb To chase these pagans in those holy fields Over whose acres walked those blessèd feet Which fourteen hundred years ago were nailed For our advantage on the bitter cross. But this our purpose now is twelve month old, And bootless ’tis to tell you we will go. Therefor we meet not now. Then let me hear Of you, my gentle cousin Westmoreland, What yesternight our council did decree In forwarding this dear expedience. ACT 1. SC. 1 25 30 WESTMORELAND FTLN 0034 FTLN 0035 FTLN 0036 FTLN 0037 FTLN 0038 FTLN 0039 FTLN 0040 FTLN 0041 FTLN 0042 FTLN 0043 FTLN 0044 FTLN 0045 FTLN 0046 My liege, this haste was hot in question, And many limits of the charge set down But yesternight, when all athwart there came A post from Wales loaden with heavy news, Whose worst was that the noble Mortimer, Leading the men of Herefordshire to fight Against the irregular and wild Glendower, Was by the rude hands of that Welshman taken, A thousand of his people butcherèd, Upon whose dead corpse there was such misuse, Such beastly shameless transformation By those Welshwomen done, as may not be Without much shame retold or spoken of. 35 40 45 KING FTLN 0047 FTLN 0048 It seems then that the tidings of this broil Brake off our business for the Holy Land. WESTMORELAND FTLN 0049 FTLN 0050 FTLN 0051 FTLN 0052 FTLN 0053 FTLN 0054 This matched with other did, my gracious lord. For more uneven and unwelcome news Came from the north, and thus it did import: On Holy-rood Day the gallant Hotspur there, Young Harry Percy, and brave Archibald, That ever valiant and approvèd Scot, 50 11 FTLN 0055 FTLN 0056 FTLN 0057 FTLN 0058 FTLN 0059 FTLN 0060 FTLN 0061 Henry IV, Part I ACT 1. SC. 1 At Holmedon met, where they did spend A sad and bloody hour— As by discharge of their artillery And shape of likelihood the news was told, For he that brought them, in the very heat And pride of their contention did take horse, Uncertain of the issue any way. 55 60 KING FTLN 0062 FTLN 0063 FTLN 0064 FTLN 0065 FTLN 0066 FTLN 0067 FTLN 0068 FTLN 0069 FTLN 0070 FTLN 0071 FTLN 0072 FTLN 0073 FTLN 0074 FTLN 0075 Here is a dear, a true-industrious friend, Sir Walter Blunt, new lighted from his horse, Stained with the variation of each soil Betwixt that Holmedon and this seat of ours, And he hath brought us smooth and welcome news. The Earl of Douglas is discomfited; Ten thousand bold Scots, two-and-twenty knights, Balked in their own blood, did Sir Walter see On Holmedon’s plains. Of prisoners Hotspur took Mordake, Earl of Fife and eldest son To beaten Douglas, and the Earl of Atholl, Of Murray, Angus, and Menteith. And is not this an honorable spoil? A gallant prize? Ha, cousin, is it not? 65 70 75 WESTMORELAND FTLN 0076 In faith, it is a conquest for a prince to boast of. KING FTLN 0077 FTLN 0078 FTLN 0079 FTLN 0080 FTLN 0081 FTLN 0082 FTLN 0083 FTLN 0084 FTLN 0085 FTLN 0086 FTLN 0087 Yea, there thou mak’st me sad, and mak’st me sin In envy that my Lord Northumberland Should be the father to so blest a son, A son who is the theme of Honor’s tongue, Amongst a grove the very straightest plant, Who is sweet Fortune’s minion and her pride; Whilst I, by looking on the praise of him, See riot and dishonor stain the brow Of my young Harry. O, that it could be proved That some night-tripping fairy had exchanged In cradle-clothes our children where they lay, 80 85 13 FTLN 0088 FTLN 0089 FTLN 0090 FTLN 0091 FTLN 0092 FTLN 0093 FTLN 0094 ACT 1. SC. 2 Henry IV, Part I And called mine “Percy,” his “Plantagenet”! Then would I have his Harry, and he mine. But let him from my thoughts. What think you, coz, Of this young Percy’s pride? The prisoners Which he in this adventure hath surprised To his own use he keeps, and sends me word I shall have none but Mordake, Earl of Fife. 90 WESTMORELAND FTLN 0095 FTLN 0096 FTLN 0097 FTLN 0098 This is his uncle’s teaching. This is Worcester, Malevolent to you in all aspects, Which makes him prune himself, and bristle up The crest of youth against your dignity. 95 KING FTLN 0099 FTLN 0100 FTLN 0101 FTLN 0102 FTLN 0103 FTLN 0104 FTLN 0105 FTLN 0106 FTLN 0107 But I have sent for him to answer this. And for this cause awhile we must neglect Our holy purpose to Jerusalem. Cousin, on Wednesday next our council we Will hold at Windsor. So inform the lords. But come yourself with speed to us again, For more is to be said and to be done Than out of anger can be utterèd. WESTMORELAND I will, my liege. 100 105 They exit. Scene 2 Enter Prince of Wales, and Sir John Falstaff. FTLN 0108 FTLN 0109 FTLN 0110 FTLN 0111 FTLN 0112 FTLN 0113 FTLN 0114 FTLN 0115 Now, Hal, what time of day is it, lad? PRINCE Thou art so fat-witted with drinking of old sack, and unbuttoning thee after supper, and sleeping upon benches after noon, that thou hast forgotten to demand that truly which thou wouldst truly know. What a devil hast thou to do with the time of the day? Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues FALSTAFF 5 15 FTLN 0116 FTLN 0117 FTLN 0118 FTLN 0119 FTLN 0120 FTLN 0121 FTLN 0122 FTLN 0123 FTLN 0124 FTLN 0125 FTLN 0126 FTLN 0127 FTLN 0128 FTLN 0129 FTLN 0130 FTLN 0131 FTLN 0132 FTLN 0133 FTLN 0134 FTLN 0135 FTLN 0136 FTLN 0137 FTLN 0138 FTLN 0139 FTLN 0140 FTLN 0141 FTLN 0142 FTLN 0143 FTLN 0144 FTLN 0145 FTLN 0146 FTLN 0147 FTLN 0148 FTLN 0149 FTLN 0150 Henry IV, Part I ACT 1. SC. 2 of bawds, and dials the signs of leaping-houses, and the blessed sun himself a fair hot wench in flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to demand the time of the day. FALSTAFF Indeed, you come near me now, Hal, for we that take purses go by the moon and the seven stars, and not by Phoebus, he, that wand’ring knight so fair. And I prithee, sweet wag, when thou art king, as God save thy Grace—Majesty, I should say, for grace thou wilt have none— PRINCE What, none? FALSTAFF No, by my troth, not so much as will serve to be prologue to an egg and butter. PRINCE Well, how then? Come, roundly, roundly. FALSTAFF Marry then, sweet wag, when thou art king, let not us that are squires of the night’s body be called thieves of the day’s beauty. Let us be Diana’s foresters, gentlemen of the shade, minions of the moon, and let men say we be men of good government, being governed, as the sea is, by our noble and chaste mistress the moon, under whose countenance we steal. PRINCE Thou sayest well, and it holds well too, for the fortune of us that are the moon’s men doth ebb and flow like the sea, being governed, as the sea is, by the moon. As for proof now: a purse of gold most resolutely snatched on Monday night and most dissolutely spent on Tuesday morning, got with swearing “Lay by” and spent with crying “Bring in”; now in as low an ebb as the foot of the ladder, and by and by in as high a flow as the ridge of the gallows. FALSTAFF By the Lord, thou sayst true, lad. And is not my hostess of the tavern a most sweet wench? 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 17 FTLN 0151 FTLN 0152 FTLN 0153 FTLN 0154 FTLN 0155 FTLN 0156 FTLN 0157 FTLN 0158 FTLN 0159 FTLN 0160 FTLN 0161 FTLN 0162 FTLN 0163 FTLN 0164 FTLN 0165 FTLN 0166 FTLN 0167 FTLN 0168 FTLN 0169 FTLN 0170 FTLN 0171 FTLN 0172 FTLN 0173 FTLN 0174 FTLN 0175 FTLN 0176 FTLN 0177 FTLN 0178 FTLN 0179 FTLN 0180 FTLN 0181 FTLN 0182 FTLN 0183 FTLN 0184 FTLN 0185 FTLN 0186 Henry IV, Part I ACT 1. SC. 2 As the honey of Hybla, my old lad of the castle. And is not a buff jerkin a most sweet robe of durance? FALSTAFF How now, how now, mad wag? What, in thy quips and thy quiddities? What a plague have I to do with a buff jerkin? PRINCE Why, what a pox have I to do with my hostess of the tavern? FALSTAFF Well, thou hast called her to a reckoning many a time and oft. PRINCE Did I ever call for thee to pay thy part? FALSTAFF No, I’ll give thee thy due. Thou hast paid all there. PRINCE Yea, and elsewhere, so far as my coin would stretch, and where it would not, I have used my credit. FALSTAFF Yea, and so used it that were it not here apparent that thou art heir apparent—But I prithee, sweet wag, shall there be gallows standing in England when thou art king? And resolution thus fubbed as it is with the rusty curb of old father Antic the law? Do not thou, when thou art king, hang a thief. PRINCE No, thou shalt. FALSTAFF Shall I? O rare! By the Lord, I’ll be a brave judge. PRINCE Thou judgest false already. I mean thou shalt have the hanging of the thieves, and so become a rare hangman. FALSTAFF Well, Hal, well, and in some sort it jumps with my humor as well as waiting in the court, I can tell you. PRINCE For obtaining of suits? FALSTAFF Yea, for obtaining of suits, whereof the hangman hath no lean wardrobe. ’Sblood, I am as melancholy as a gib cat or a lugged bear. PRINCE 45 50 55 60 65 70 75 19 FTLN 0187 FTLN 0188 FTLN 0189 FTLN 0190 FTLN 0191 FTLN 0192 FTLN 0193 FTLN 0194 FTLN 0195 FTLN 0196 FTLN 0197 FTLN 0198 FTLN 0199 FTLN 0200 FTLN 0201 FTLN 0202 FTLN 0203 FTLN 0204 FTLN 0205 FTLN 0206 FTLN 0207 FTLN 0208 FTLN 0209 FTLN 0210 FTLN 0211 FTLN 0212 FTLN 0213 FTLN 0214 FTLN 0215 FTLN 0216 FTLN 0217 FTLN 0218 Henry IV, Part I ACT 1. SC. 2 Or an old lion, or a lover’s lute. FALSTAFF Yea, or the drone of a Lincolnshire bagpipe. PRINCE What sayest thou to a hare, or the melancholy of Moorditch? FALSTAFF Thou hast the most unsavory similes, and art indeed the most comparative, rascaliest, sweet young prince. But, Hal, I prithee trouble me no more with vanity. I would to God thou and I knew where a commodity of good names were to be bought. An old lord of the council rated me the other day in the street about you, sir, but I marked him not, and yet he talked very wisely, but I regarded him not, and yet he talked wisely, and in the street, too. PRINCE Thou didst well, for wisdom cries out in the streets and no man regards it. FALSTAFF O, thou hast damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint. Thou hast done much harm upon me, Hal, God forgive thee for it. Before I knew thee, Hal, I knew nothing, and now am I, if a man should speak truly, little better than one of the wicked. I must give over this life, and I will give it over. By the Lord, an I do not, I am a villain. I’ll be damned for never a king’s son in Christendom. PRINCE Where shall we take a purse tomorrow, Jack? FALSTAFF Zounds, where thou wilt, lad. I’ll make one. An I do not, call me villain and baffle me. PRINCE I see a good amendment of life in thee, from praying to purse-taking. FALSTAFF Why, Hal, ’tis my vocation, Hal. ’Tis no sin for a man to labor in his vocation. PRINCE Enter Poins. FTLN 0219 FTLN 0220 Poins!—Now shall we know if Gadshill have set a match. O, if men were to be saved by merit, what 80 85 90 95 100 105 110 21 FTLN 0221 FTLN 0222 FTLN 0223 FTLN 0224 FTLN 0225 FTLN 0226 FTLN 0227 FTLN 0228 FTLN 0229 FTLN 0230 FTLN 0231 FTLN 0232 FTLN 0233 FTLN 0234 FTLN 0235 FTLN 0236 FTLN 0237 FTLN 0238 FTLN 0239 FTLN 0240 FTLN 0241 FTLN 0242 FTLN 0243 FTLN 0244 FTLN 0245 FTLN 0246 FTLN 0247 FTLN 0248 FTLN 0249 FTLN 0250 FTLN 0251 FTLN 0252 FTLN 0253 FTLN 0254 FTLN 0255 FTLN 0256 FTLN 0257 Henry IV, Part I ACT 1. SC. 2 hole in hell were hot enough for him? This is the most omnipotent villain that ever cried “Stand!” to a true man. PRINCE Good morrow, Ned. POINS Good morrow, sweet Hal.—What says Monsieur Remorse? What says Sir John Sack-and-Sugar? Jack, how agrees the devil and thee about thy soul that thou soldest him on Good Friday last for a cup of Madeira and a cold capon’s leg? PRINCE Sir John stands to his word. The devil shall have his bargain, for he was never yet a breaker of proverbs. He will give the devil his due. POINS, to Falstaff Then art thou damned for keeping thy word with the devil. PRINCE Else he had been damned for cozening the devil. POINS But, my lads, my lads, tomorrow morning, by four o’clock early at Gad’s Hill, there are pilgrims going to Canterbury with rich offerings, and traders riding to London with fat purses. I have vizards for you all. You have horses for yourselves. Gadshill lies tonight in Rochester. I have bespoke supper tomorrow night in Eastcheap. We may do it as secure as sleep. If you will go, I will stuff your purses full of crowns. If you will not, tarry at home and be hanged. FALSTAFF Hear you, Yedward, if I tarry at home and go not, I’ll hang you for going. POINS You will, chops? FALSTAFF Hal, wilt thou make one? PRINCE Who, I rob? I a thief? Not I, by my faith. FALSTAFF There’s neither honesty, manhood, nor good fellowship in thee, nor thou cam’st not of the blood royal, if thou darest not stand for ten shillings. PRINCE Well then, once in my days I’ll be a madcap. FALSTAFF Why, that’s well said. 115 120 125 130 135 140 145 150 23 FTLN 0258 FTLN 0259 FTLN 0260 FTLN 0261 FTLN 0262 FTLN 0263 FTLN 0264 FTLN 0265 FTLN 0266 FTLN 0267 FTLN 0268 FTLN 0269 FTLN 0270 FTLN 0271 FTLN 0272 FTLN 0273 FTLN 0274 FTLN 0275 FTLN 0276 FTLN 0277 FTLN 0278 FTLN 0279 FTLN 0280 FTLN 0281 FTLN 0282 FTLN 0283 FTLN 0284 FTLN 0285 FTLN 0286 FTLN 0287 FTLN 0288 FTLN 0289 FTLN 0290 FTLN 0291 FTLN 0292 FTLN 0293 FTLN 0294 Henry IV, Part I ACT 1. SC. 2 Well, come what will, I’ll tarry at home. FALSTAFF By the Lord, I’ll be a traitor then when thou art king. PRINCE I care not. POINS Sir John, I prithee leave the Prince and me alone. I will lay him down such reasons for this adventure that he shall go. FALSTAFF Well, God give thee the spirit of persuasion, and him the ears of profiting, that what thou speakest may move, and what he hears may be believed, that the true prince may, for recreation sake, prove a false thief, for the poor abuses of the time want countenance. Farewell. You shall find me in Eastcheap. PRINCE Farewell, thou latter spring. Farewell, Allhallown summer. Falstaff exits. POINS Now, my good sweet honey lord, ride with us tomorrow. I have a jest to execute that I cannot manage alone. Falstaff, Peto, Bardolph, and Gadshill shall rob those men that we have already waylaid. Yourself and I will not be there. And when they have the booty, if you and I do not rob them, cut this head off from my shoulders. PRINCE How shall we part with them in setting forth? POINS Why, we will set forth before or after them, and appoint them a place of meeting, wherein it is at our pleasure to fail; and then will they adventure upon the exploit themselves, which they shall have no sooner achieved but we’ll set upon them. PRINCE Yea, but ’tis like that they will know us by our horses, by our habits, and by every other appointment to be ourselves. POINS Tut, our horses they shall not see; I’ll tie them in the wood. Our vizards we will change after we leave them. And, sirrah, I have cases of buckram for the nonce, to immask our noted outward garments. PRINCE 155 160 165 170 175 180 185 25 FTLN 0295 FTLN 0296 FTLN 0297 FTLN 0298 FTLN 0299 FTLN 0300 FTLN 0301 FTLN 0302 FTLN 0303 FTLN 0304 FTLN 0305 FTLN 0306 FTLN 0307 FTLN 0308 Henry IV, Part I ACT 1. SC. 2 Yea, but I doubt they will be too hard for us. POINS Well, for two of them, I know them to be as true-bred cowards as ever turned back; and for the third, if he fight longer than he sees reason, I’ll forswear arms. The virtue of this jest will be the incomprehensible lies that this same fat rogue will tell us when we meet at supper: how thirty at least he fought with, what wards, what blows, what extremities he endured; and in the reproof of this lives the jest. PRINCE Well, I’ll go with thee. Provide us all things necessary and meet me tomorrow night in Eastcheap. There I’ll sup. Farewell. POINS Farewell, my lord. Poins exits. PRINCE 190 195 200 PRINCE FTLN 0309 FTLN 0310 FTLN 0311 FTLN 0312 FTLN 0313 FTLN 0314 FTLN 0315 FTLN 0316 FTLN 0317 FTLN 0318 FTLN 0319 FTLN 0320 FTLN 0321 FTLN 0322 FTLN 0323 FTLN 0324 FTLN 0325 FTLN 0326 FTLN 0327 FTLN 0328 FTLN 0329 I know you all, and will awhile uphold The unyoked humor of your idleness. Yet herein will I imitate the sun, Who doth permit the base contagious clouds To smother up his beauty from the world, That, when he please again to be himself, Being wanted, he may be more wondered at By breaking through the foul and ugly mists Of vapors that did seem to strangle him. If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as to work, But when they seldom come, they wished-for come, And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents. So when this loose behavior I throw off And pay the debt I never promisèd, By how much better than my word I am, By so much shall I falsify men’s hopes; And, like bright metal on a sullen ground, My reformation, glitt’ring o’er my fault, Shall show more goodly and attract more eyes Than that which hath no foil to set it off. 205 210 215 220 27 FTLN 0330 FTLN 0331 ACT 1. SC. 3 Henry IV, Part I I’ll so offend to make offense a skill, Redeeming time when men think least I will. He exits. Scene 3 Enter the King, Northumberland, Worcester, Hotspur, and Sir Walter Blunt, with others. KING, FTLN 0332 FTLN 0333 FTLN 0334 FTLN 0335 FTLN 0336 FTLN 0337 FTLN 0338 FTLN 0339 FTLN 0340 to Northumberland, Worcester, and Hotspur My blood hath been too cold and temperate, Unapt to stir at these indignities, And you have found me, for accordingly You tread upon my patience. But be sure I will from henceforth rather be myself, Mighty and to be feared, than my condition, Which hath been smooth as oil, soft as young down, And therefore lost that title of respect Which the proud soul ne’er pays but to the proud. 5 WORCESTER FTLN 0341 FTLN 0342 FTLN 0343 FTLN 0344 FTLN 0345 Our house, my sovereign liege, little deserves The scourge of greatness to be used on it, And that same greatness too which our own hands Have holp to make so portly. NORTHUMBERLAND My lord— 10 KING FTLN 0346 FTLN 0347 FTLN 0348 FTLN 0349 FTLN 0350 FTLN 0351 FTLN 0352 FTLN 0353 FTLN 0354 Worcester, get thee gone, for I do see Danger and disobedience in thine eye. O sir, your presence is too bold and peremptory, And majesty might never yet endure The moody frontier of a servant brow. You have good leave to leave us. When we need Your use and counsel, we shall send for you. Worcester exits. You were about to speak. NORTHUMBERLAND Yea, my good lord. 15 20 29 FTLN 0355 FTLN 0356 FTLN 0357 FTLN 0358 FTLN 0359 FTLN 0360 Henry IV, Part I ACT 1. SC. 3 Those prisoners in your Highness’ name demanded, Which Harry Percy here at Holmedon took, Were, as he says, not with such strength denied As is delivered to your Majesty. Either envy, therefore, or misprision Is guilty of this fault, and not my son. 25 HOTSPUR FTLN 0361 FTLN 0362 FTLN 0363 FTLN 0364 FTLN 0365 FTLN 0366 FTLN 0367 FTLN 0368 FTLN 0369 FTLN 0370 FTLN 0371 FTLN 0372 FTLN 0373 FTLN 0374 FTLN 0375 FTLN 0376 FTLN 0377 FTLN 0378 FTLN 0379 FTLN 0380 FTLN 0381 FTLN 0382 FTLN 0383 FTLN 0384 FTLN 0385 FTLN 0386 FTLN 0387 FTLN 0388 FTLN 0389 My liege, I did deny no prisoners. But I remember, when the fight was done, When I was dry with rage and extreme toil, Breathless and faint, leaning upon my sword, Came there a certain lord, neat and trimly dressed, Fresh as a bridegroom, and his chin new reaped Showed like a stubble land at harvest home. He was perfumèd like a milliner, And ’twixt his finger and his thumb he held A pouncet box, which ever and anon He gave his nose and took ’t away again, Who therewith angry, when it next came there, Took it in snuff; and still he smiled and talked. And as the soldiers bore dead bodies by, He called them untaught knaves, unmannerly, To bring a slovenly unhandsome corse Betwixt the wind and his nobility. With many holiday and lady terms He questioned me, amongst the rest demanded My prisoners in your Majesty’s behalf. I then, all smarting with my wounds being cold, To be so pestered with a popinjay, Out of my grief and my impatience Answered neglectingly I know not what— He should, or he should not; for he made me mad To see him shine so brisk and smell so sweet And talk so like a waiting-gentlewoman Of guns, and drums, and wounds—God save the mark!— 30 35 40 45 50 55 31 FTLN 0390 FTLN 0391 FTLN 0392 FTLN 0393 FTLN 0394 FTLN 0395 FTLN 0396 FTLN 0397 FTLN 0398 FTLN 0399 FTLN 0400 FTLN 0401 FTLN 0402 Henry IV, Part I And telling me the sovereignest thing on Earth Was parmacety for an inward bruise, And that it was great pity, so it was, This villainous saltpeter should be digged Out of the bowels of the harmless Earth, Which many a good tall fellow had destroyed So cowardly, and but for these vile guns He would himself have been a soldier. This bald unjointed chat of his, my lord, I answered indirectly, as I said, And I beseech you, let not his report Come current for an accusation Betwixt my love and your high Majesty. ACT 1. SC. 3 60 65 70 BLUNT FTLN 0403 FTLN 0404 FTLN 0405 FTLN 0406 FTLN 0407 FTLN 0408 FTLN 0409 The circumstance considered, good my lord, Whate’er Lord Harry Percy then had said To such a person and in such a place, At such a time, with all the rest retold, May reasonably die and never rise To do him wrong or any way impeach What then he said, so he unsay it now. 75 KING FTLN 0410 FTLN 0411 FTLN 0412 FTLN 0413 FTLN 0414 FTLN 0415 FTLN 0416 FTLN 0417 FTLN 0418 FTLN 0419 FTLN 0420 FTLN 0421 FTLN 0422 FTLN 0423 Why, yet he doth deny his prisoners, But with proviso and exception That we at our own charge shall ransom straight His brother-in-law, the foolish Mortimer, Who, on my soul, hath willfully betrayed The lives of those that he did lead to fight Against that great magician, damned Glendower, Whose daughter, as we hear, that Earl of March Hath lately married. Shall our coffers then Be emptied to redeem a traitor home? Shall we buy treason and indent with fears When they have lost and forfeited themselves? No, on the barren mountains let him starve, For I shall never hold that man my friend 80 85 90 33 FTLN 0424 FTLN 0425 FTLN 0426 FTLN 0427 FTLN 0428 FTLN 0429 FTLN 0430 FTLN 0431 FTLN 0432 FTLN 0433 FTLN 0434 FTLN 0435 FTLN 0436 FTLN 0437 FTLN 0438 FTLN 0439 FTLN 0440 FTLN 0441 FTLN 0442 FTLN 0443 FTLN 0444 FTLN 0445 FTLN 0446 Henry IV, Part I ACT 1. SC. 3 Whose tongue shall ask me for one penny cost To ransom home revolted Mortimer. HOTSPUR Revolted Mortimer! He never did fall off, my sovereign liege, But by the chance of war. To prove that true Needs no more but one tongue for all those wounds, Those mouthèd wounds, which valiantly he took When on the gentle Severn’s sedgy bank In single opposition hand to hand He did confound the best part of an hour In changing hardiment with great Glendower. Three times they breathed, and three times did they drink, Upon agreement, of swift Severn’s flood, Who then, affrighted with their bloody looks, Ran fearfully among the trembling reeds And hid his crisp head in the hollow bank, Blood-stainèd with these valiant combatants. Never did bare and rotten policy Color her working with such deadly wounds, Nor never could the noble Mortimer Receive so many, and all willingly. Then let not him be slandered with revolt. 95 100 105 110 115 KING FTLN 0447 FTLN 0448 FTLN 0449 FTLN 0450 FTLN 0451 FTLN 0452 FTLN 0453 FTLN 0454 FTLN 0455 FTLN 0456 FTLN 0457 Thou dost belie him, Percy; thou dost belie him. He never did encounter with Glendower. I tell thee, he durst as well have met the devil alone As Owen Glendower for an enemy. Art thou not ashamed? But, sirrah, henceforth Let me not hear you speak of Mortimer. Send me your prisoners with the speediest means, Or you shall hear in such a kind from me As will displease you.—My lord Northumberland, We license your departure with your son.— Send us your prisoners, or you will hear of it. King exits with Blunt and others. 120 125 35 Henry IV, Part I ACT 1. SC. 3 HOTSPUR FTLN 0458 FTLN 0459 FTLN 0460 FTLN 0461 An if the devil come and roar for them, I will not send them. I will after straight And tell him so, for I will ease my heart, Albeit I make a hazard of my head. 130 NORTHUMBERLAND FTLN 0462 FTLN 0463 What, drunk with choler? Stay and pause awhile. Here comes your uncle. Enter Worcester. FTLN 0464 FTLN 0465 FTLN 0466 FTLN 0467 FTLN 0468 FTLN 0469 FTLN 0470 FTLN 0471 Speak of Mortimer? Zounds, I will speak of him, and let my soul Want mercy if I do not join with him. Yea, on his part I’ll empty all these veins And shed my dear blood drop by drop in the dust, But I will lift the downtrod Mortimer As high in the air as this unthankful king, As this ingrate and cankered Bolingbroke. HOTSPUR 135 140 NORTHUMBERLAND FTLN 0472 Brother, the King hath made your nephew mad. WORCESTER FTLN 0473 Who struck this heat up after I was gone? HOTSPUR FTLN 0474 FTLN 0475 FTLN 0476 FTLN 0477 FTLN 0478 He will forsooth have all my prisoners, And when I urged the ransom once again Of my wife’s brother, then his cheek looked pale, And on my face he turned an eye of death, Trembling even at the name of Mortimer. 145 WORCESTER FTLN 0479 FTLN 0480 I cannot blame him. Was not he proclaimed By Richard, that dead is, the next of blood? NORTHUMBERLAND FTLN 0481 FTLN 0482 FTLN 0483 FTLN 0484 He was; I heard the proclamation. And then it was when the unhappy king— Whose wrongs in us God pardon!—did set forth Upon his Irish expedition; 150 37 FTLN 0485 FTLN 0486 Henry IV, Part I ACT 1. SC. 3 From whence he, intercepted, did return To be deposed and shortly murderèd. 155 WORCESTER FTLN 0487 FTLN 0488 And for whose death we in the world’s wide mouth Live scandalized and foully spoken of. HOTSPUR FTLN 0489 FTLN 0490 FTLN 0491 FTLN 0492 But soft, I pray you. Did King Richard then Proclaim my brother Edmund Mortimer Heir to the crown? NORTHUMBERLAND He did; myself did hear it. 160 HOTSPUR FTLN 0493 FTLN 0494 FTLN 0495 FTLN 0496 FTLN 0497 FTLN 0498 FTLN 0499 FTLN 0500 FTLN 0501 FTLN 0502 FTLN 0503 FTLN 0504 FTLN 0505 FTLN 0506 FTLN 0507 FTLN 0508 FTLN 0509 FTLN 0510 FTLN 0511 FTLN 0512 FTLN 0513 FTLN 0514 FTLN 0515 FTLN 0516 FTLN 0517 Nay then, I cannot blame his cousin king That wished him on the barren mountains starve. But shall it be that you that set the crown Upon the head of this forgetful man And for his sake wear the detested blot Of murderous subornation—shall it be That you a world of curses undergo, Being the agents or base second means, The cords, the ladder, or the hangman rather? O, pardon me that I descend so low To show the line and the predicament Wherein you range under this subtle king. Shall it for shame be spoken in these days, Or fill up chronicles in time to come, That men of your nobility and power Did gage them both in an unjust behalf (As both of you, God pardon it, have done) To put down Richard, that sweet lovely rose, And plant this thorn, this canker, Bolingbroke? And shall it in more shame be further spoken That you are fooled, discarded, and shook off By him for whom these shames you underwent? No, yet time serves wherein you may redeem Your banished honors and restore yourselves Into the good thoughts of the world again, 165 170 175 180 185 39 FTLN 0518 FTLN 0519 FTLN 0520 FTLN 0521 FTLN 0522 FTLN 0523 FTLN 0524 FTLN 0525 FTLN 0526 FTLN 0527 FTLN 0528 FTLN 0529 Henry IV, Part I Revenge the jeering and disdained contempt Of this proud king, who studies day and night To answer all the debt he owes to you Even with the bloody payment of your deaths. Therefore I say— WORCESTER Peace, cousin, say no more. And now I will unclasp a secret book, And to your quick-conceiving discontents I’ll read you matter deep and dangerous, As full of peril and adventurous spirit As to o’erwalk a current roaring loud On the unsteadfast footing of a spear. ACT 1. SC. 3 190 195 HOTSPUR FTLN 0530 FTLN 0531 FTLN 0532 FTLN 0533 FTLN 0534 FTLN 0535 FTLN 0536 If he fall in, good night, or sink or swim! Send danger from the east unto the west, So honor cross it from the north to south, And let them grapple. O, the blood more stirs To rouse a lion than to start a hare! NORTHUMBERLAND, to Worcester Imagination of some great exploit Drives him beyond the bounds of patience. 200 205 HOTSPUR FTLN 0537 FTLN 0538 FTLN 0539 FTLN 0540 FTLN 0541 FTLN 0542 FTLN 0543 FTLN 0544 By heaven, methinks it were an easy leap To pluck bright honor from the pale-faced moon, Or dive into the bottom of the deep, Where fathom line could never touch the ground, And pluck up drownèd honor by the locks, So he that doth redeem her thence might wear Without corrival all her dignities. But out upon this half-faced fellowship! 210 WORCESTER FTLN 0545 FTLN 0546 FTLN 0547 He apprehends a world of figures here, But not the form of what he should attend.— Good cousin, give me audience for a while. HOTSPUR FTLN 0548 I cry you mercy. 215 41 FTLN 0549 FTLN 0550 FTLN 0551 FTLN 0552 FTLN 0553 FTLN 0554 FTLN 0555 FTLN 0556 FTLN 0557 FTLN 0558 FTLN 0559 FTLN 0560 FTLN 0561 FTLN 0562 FTLN 0563 FTLN 0564 FTLN 0565 FTLN 0566 Henry IV, Part I ACT 1. SC. 3 Those same noble Scots That are your prisoners— HOTSPUR I’ll keep them all. By God, he shall not have a Scot of them. No, if a Scot would save his soul, he shall not. I’ll keep them, by this hand! WORCESTER You start away And lend no ear unto my purposes: Those prisoners you shall keep— HOTSPUR Nay, I will. That’s flat! He said he would not ransom Mortimer, Forbade my tongue to speak of Mortimer. But I will find him when he lies asleep, And in his ear I’ll hollo “Mortimer.” Nay, I’ll have a starling shall be taught to speak Nothing but “Mortimer,” and give it him To keep his anger still in motion. WORCESTER Hear you, cousin, a word. WORCESTER 220 225 230 235 HOTSPUR FTLN 0567 FTLN 0568 FTLN 0569 FTLN 0570 FTLN 0571 FTLN 0572 All studies here I solemnly defy, Save how to gall and pinch this Bolingbroke. And that same sword-and-buckler Prince of Wales— But that I think his father loves him not And would be glad he met with some mischance— I would have him poisoned with a pot of ale. 240 WORCESTER FTLN 0573 FTLN 0574 FTLN 0575 FTLN 0576 FTLN 0577 Farewell, kinsman. I’ll talk to you When you are better tempered to attend. NORTHUMBERLAND, to Hotspur Why, what a wasp-stung and impatient fool Art thou to break into this woman’s mood, Tying thine ear to no tongue but thine own! HOTSPUR FTLN 0578 FTLN 0579 FTLN 0580 Why, look you, I am whipped and scourged with rods, Nettled and stung with pismires, when I hear 245 43 FTLN 0581 FTLN 0582 FTLN 0583 FTLN 0584 FTLN 0585 FTLN 0586 FTLN 0587 FTLN 0588 FTLN 0589 FTLN 0590 FTLN 0591 FTLN 0592 FTLN 0593 FTLN 0594 FTLN 0595 FTLN 0596 Henry IV, Part I ACT 1. SC. 3 Of this vile politician, Bolingbroke. In Richard’s time—what do you call the place? A plague upon it! It is in Gloucestershire. ’Twas where the madcap duke his uncle kept, His uncle York, where I first bowed my knee Unto this king of smiles, this Bolingbroke. ’Sblood, when you and he came back from Ravenspurgh. NORTHUMBERLAND At Berkeley Castle. HOTSPUR You say true. Why, what a candy deal of courtesy This fawning greyhound then did proffer me: “Look when his infant fortune came to age,” And “gentle Harry Percy,” and “kind cousin.” O, the devil take such cozeners!—God forgive me! Good uncle, tell your tale. I have done. 250 255 260 265 WORCESTER FTLN 0597 FTLN 0598 FTLN 0599 Nay, if you have not, to it again. We will stay your leisure. HOTSPUR I have done, i’ faith. WORCESTER FTLN 0600 FTLN 0601 FTLN 0602 FTLN 0603 FTLN 0604 FTLN 0605 FTLN 0606 FTLN 0607 FTLN 0608 FTLN 0609 FTLN 0610 FTLN 0611 FTLN 0612 FTLN 0613 Then once more to your Scottish prisoners: Deliver them up without their ransom straight, And make the Douglas’ son your only mean For powers in Scotland, which, for divers reasons Which I shall send you written, be assured Will easily be granted.—You, my lord, Your son in Scotland being thus employed, Shall secretly into the bosom creep Of that same noble prelate well beloved, The Archbishop. HOTSPUR Of York, is it not? WORCESTER True, who bears hard His brother’s death at Bristol, the Lord Scroop. I speak not this in estimation, 270 275 280 45 FTLN 0614 FTLN 0615 FTLN 0616 FTLN 0617 Henry IV, Part I As what I think might be, but what I know Is ruminated, plotted, and set down, And only stays but to behold the face Of that occasion that shall bring it on. ACT 1. SC. 3 285 HOTSPUR FTLN 0618 I smell it. Upon my life it will do well. NORTHUMBERLAND FTLN 0619 Before the game is afoot thou still let’st slip. HOTSPUR FTLN 0620 FTLN 0621 FTLN 0622 FTLN 0623 Why, it cannot choose but be a noble plot. And then the power of Scotland and of York To join with Mortimer, ha? WORCESTER And so they shall. 290 HOTSPUR FTLN 0624 In faith, it is exceedingly well aimed. WORCESTER FTLN 0625 FTLN 0626 FTLN 0627 FTLN 0628 FTLN 0629 FTLN 0630 FTLN 0631 FTLN 0632 And ’tis no little reason bids us speed To save our heads by raising of a head, For bear ourselves as even as we can, The King will always think him in our debt, And think we think ourselves unsatisfied, Till he hath found a time to pay us home. And see already how he doth begin To make us strangers to his looks of love. 295 300 HOTSPUR FTLN 0633 He does, he does. We’ll be revenged on him. WORCESTER FTLN 0634 FTLN 0635 FTLN 0636 FTLN 0637 FTLN 0638 FTLN 0639 FTLN 0640 FTLN 0641 Cousin, farewell. No further go in this Than I by letters shall direct your course. When time is ripe, which will be suddenly, I’ll steal to Glendower and Lord Mortimer, Where you and Douglas and our powers at once, As I will fashion it, shall happily meet To bear our fortunes in our own strong arms, Which now we hold at much uncertainty. 305 310 47 Henry IV, Part I ACT 1. SC. 3 NORTHUMBERLAND FTLN 0642 Farewell, good brother. We shall thrive, I trust. HOTSPUR FTLN 0643 FTLN 0644 Uncle, adieu. O, let the hours be short Till fields and blows and groans applaud our sport. They exit. ACT 2 Scene 1 Enter a Carrier with a lantern in his hand. FTLN 0645 FTLN 0646 FTLN 0647 FTLN 0648 FTLN 0649 FTLN 0650 FTLN 0651 FTLN 0652 Heigh-ho! An it be not four by the day, I’ll be hanged. Charles’s Wain is over the new chimney, and yet our horse not packed.—What, ostler! OSTLER, within Anon, anon. FIRST CARRIER I prithee, Tom, beat Cut’s saddle. Put a few flocks in the point. Poor jade is wrung in the withers out of all cess. FIRST CARRIER 5 Enter another Carrier, with a lantern. FTLN 0653 FTLN 0654 FTLN 0655 FTLN 0656 FTLN 0657 FTLN 0658 FTLN 0659 FTLN 0660 FTLN 0661 FTLN 0662 FTLN 0663 FTLN 0664 FTLN 0665 Peas and beans are as dank here as a dog, and that is the next way to give poor jades the bots. This house is turned upside down since Robin ostler died. FIRST CARRIER Poor fellow never joyed since the price of oats rose. It was the death of him. SECOND CARRIER I think this be the most villainous house in all London road for fleas. I am stung like a tench. FIRST CARRIER Like a tench? By the Mass, there is ne’er a king christen could be better bit than I have been since the first cock. SECOND CARRIER Why, they will allow us ne’er a jordan, 51 SECOND CARRIER 10 15 20 53 FTLN 0666 FTLN 0667 FTLN 0668 FTLN 0669 FTLN 0670 FTLN 0671 FTLN 0672 FTLN 0673 FTLN 0674 FTLN 0675 FTLN 0676 FTLN 0677 FTLN 0678 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 1 and then we leak in your chimney, and your chamber-lye breeds fleas like a loach. FIRST CARRIER What, ostler, come away and be hanged. Come away. SECOND CARRIER I have a gammon of bacon and two races of ginger to be delivered as far as Charing Cross. FIRST CARRIER God’s body, the turkeys in my pannier are quite starved.—What, ostler! A plague on thee! Hast thou never an eye in thy head? Canst not hear? An ’twere not as good deed as drink to break the pate on thee, I am a very villain. Come, and be hanged. Hast no faith in thee? 25 30 Enter Gadshill. FTLN 0679 FTLN 0680 FTLN 0681 FTLN 0682 FTLN 0683 FTLN 0684 FTLN 0685 FTLN 0686 FTLN 0687 FTLN 0688 FTLN 0689 FTLN 0690 FTLN 0691 FTLN 0692 FTLN 0693 FTLN 0694 FTLN 0695 FTLN 0696 Good morrow, carriers. What’s o’clock? FIRST CARRIER I think it be two o’clock. GADSHILL I prithee, lend me thy lantern to see my gelding in the stable. FIRST CARRIER Nay, by God, soft. I know a trick worth two of that, i’ faith. GADSHILL, to Second Carrier I pray thee, lend me thine. SECOND CARRIER Ay, when, canst tell? “Lend me thy lantern,” quoth he. Marry, I’ll see thee hanged first. GADSHILL Sirrah carrier, what time do you mean to come to London? SECOND CARRIER Time enough to go to bed with a candle, I warrant thee. Come, neighbor Mugs, we’ll call up the gentlemen. They will along with company, for they have great charge. Carriers exit. GADSHILL What ho, chamberlain! GADSHILL Enter Chamberlain. 35 40 45 50 55 FTLN 0697 FTLN 0698 FTLN 0699 FTLN 0700 FTLN 0701 FTLN 0702 FTLN 0703 FTLN 0704 FTLN 0705 FTLN 0706 FTLN 0707 FTLN 0708 FTLN 0709 FTLN 0710 FTLN 0711 FTLN 0712 FTLN 0713 FTLN 0714 FTLN 0715 FTLN 0716 FTLN 0717 FTLN 0718 FTLN 0719 FTLN 0720 FTLN 0721 FTLN 0722 FTLN 0723 FTLN 0724 FTLN 0725 FTLN 0726 FTLN 0727 FTLN 0728 FTLN 0729 FTLN 0730 FTLN 0731 FTLN 0732 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 1 At hand, quoth pickpurse. GADSHILL That’s even as fair as “at hand, quoth the Chamberlain,” for thou variest no more from picking of purses than giving direction doth from laboring: thou layest the plot how. CHAMBERLAIN Good morrow, Master Gadshill. It holds current that I told you yesternight: there’s a franklin in the Wild of Kent hath brought three hundred marks with him in gold. I heard him tell it to one of his company last night at supper—a kind of auditor, one that hath abundance of charge too, God knows what. They are up already and call for eggs and butter. They will away presently. GADSHILL Sirrah, if they meet not with Saint Nicholas’ clerks, I’ll give thee this neck. CHAMBERLAIN No, I’ll none of it. I pray thee, keep that for the hangman, for I know thou worshipest Saint Nicholas as truly as a man of falsehood may. GADSHILL What talkest thou to me of the hangman? If I hang, I’ll make a fat pair of gallows, for if I hang, old Sir John hangs with me, and thou knowest he is no starveling. Tut, there are other Troyans that thou dream’st not of, the which for sport sake are content to do the profession some grace, that would, if matters should be looked into, for their own credit sake make all whole. I am joined with no foot-land-rakers, no long-staff sixpenny strikers, none of these mad mustachio purple-hued malt-worms, but with nobility and tranquillity, burgomasters and great oneyers, such as can hold in, such as will strike sooner than speak, and speak sooner than drink, and drink sooner than pray, and yet, zounds, I lie, for they pray continually to their saint the commonwealth, or rather not pray to her but prey on her, for they ride up and down on her and make her their boots. CHAMBERLAIN 55 60 65 70 75 80 85 57 FTLN 0733 FTLN 0734 FTLN 0735 FTLN 0736 FTLN 0737 FTLN 0738 FTLN 0739 FTLN 0740 FTLN 0741 FTLN 0742 FTLN 0743 FTLN 0744 FTLN 0745 FTLN 0746 FTLN 0747 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 2 What, the commonwealth their boots? Will she hold out water in foul way? GADSHILL She will, she will. Justice hath liquored her. We steal as in a castle, cocksure. We have the receipt of fern seed; we walk invisible. CHAMBERLAIN Nay, by my faith, I think you are more beholding to the night than to fern seed for your walking invisible. GADSHILL Give me thy hand. Thou shalt have a share in our purchase, as I am a true man. CHAMBERLAIN Nay, rather let me have it as you are a false thief. GADSHILL Go to. Homo is a common name to all men. Bid the ostler bring my gelding out of the stable. Farewell, you muddy knave. They exit. CHAMBERLAIN 90 95 100 Scene 2 Enter Prince, Poins, Bardolph, and Peto. FTLN 0748 FTLN 0749 FTLN 0750 Come, shelter, shelter! I have removed Falstaff’s horse, and he frets like a gummed velvet. PRINCE Stand close. Poins, Bardolph, and Peto exit. POINS Enter Falstaff. FTLN 0751 FTLN 0752 FTLN 0753 FTLN 0754 FTLN 0755 FTLN 0756 FTLN 0757 FTLN 0758 FTLN 0759 FTLN 0760 Poins! Poins, and be hanged! Poins! PRINCE Peace, you fat-kidneyed rascal. What a brawling dost thou keep! FALSTAFF Where’s Poins, Hal? PRINCE He is walked up to the top of the hill. I’ll go seek him. Prince exits. FALSTAFF I am accursed to rob in that thief’s company. The rascal hath removed my horse and tied him I know not where. If I travel but four foot by the square further afoot, I shall break my wind. Well, I FALSTAFF 5 10 59 FTLN 0761 FTLN 0762 FTLN 0763 FTLN 0764 FTLN 0765 FTLN 0766 FTLN 0767 FTLN 0768 FTLN 0769 FTLN 0770 FTLN 0771 FTLN 0772 FTLN 0773 FTLN 0774 FTLN 0775 FTLN 0776 FTLN 0777 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 2 doubt not but to die a fair death for all this, if I ’scape hanging for killing that rogue. I have forsworn his company hourly any time this two-and-twenty years, and yet I am bewitched with the rogue’s company. If the rascal have not given me medicines to make me love him, I’ll be hanged. It could not be else: I have drunk medicines.—Poins! Hal! A plague upon you both.—Bardolph! Peto!— I’ll starve ere I’ll rob a foot further. An ’twere not as good a deed as drink to turn true man and to leave these rogues, I am the veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth. Eight yards of uneven ground is threescore and ten miles afoot with me, and the stony-hearted villains know it well enough. A plague upon it when thieves cannot be true one to another! (They whistle, within. ) Whew! A plague upon you all! 15 20 25 30 Enter the Prince, Poins, Peto, and Bardolph. FTLN 0778 FTLN 0779 FTLN 0780 FTLN 0781 FTLN 0782 FTLN 0783 FTLN 0784 FTLN 0785 FTLN 0786 FTLN 0787 FTLN 0788 FTLN 0789 FTLN 0790 FTLN 0791 FTLN 0792 FTLN 0793 FTLN 0794 Give me my horse, you rogues. Give me my horse and be hanged! PRINCE Peace, you fat guts! Lie down, lay thine ear close to the ground, and list if thou canst hear the tread of travelers. FALSTAFF Have you any levers to lift me up again being down? ’Sblood, I’ll not bear my own flesh so far afoot again for all the coin in thy father’s Exchequer. What a plague mean you to colt me thus? PRINCE Thou liest. Thou art not colted; thou art uncolted. FALSTAFF I prithee, good Prince Hal, help me to my horse, good king’s son. PRINCE Out, you rogue! Shall I be your ostler? FALSTAFF Hang thyself in thine own heir-apparent garters! If I be ta’en, I’ll peach for this. An I have 35 40 45 61 FTLN 0795 FTLN 0796 FTLN 0797 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 2 not ballads made on you all and sung to filthy tunes, let a cup of sack be my poison—when a jest is so forward, and afoot too! I hate it. 50 Enter Gadshill. Stand. So I do, against my will. POINS O, ’tis our setter. I know his voice. What news? BARDOLPH Case you, case you. On with your vizards. GADSHILL There’s money of the King’s coming down the hill. ’Tis going to the King’s Exchequer. FALSTAFF You lie, you rogue. ’Tis going to the King’s Tavern. GADSHILL There’s enough to make us all. FALSTAFF To be hanged. PRINCE Sirs, you four shall front them in the narrow lane. Ned Poins and I will walk lower. If they ’scape from your encounter, then they light on us. PETO How many be there of them? GADSHILL Some eight or ten. FALSTAFF Zounds, will they not rob us? PRINCE What, a coward, Sir John Paunch? FALSTAFF Indeed, I am not John of Gaunt, your grandfather, but yet no coward, Hal. PRINCE Well, we leave that to the proof. POINS Sirrah Jack, thy horse stands behind the hedge. When thou need’st him, there thou shalt find him. Farewell and stand fast. FALSTAFF Now cannot I strike him, if I should be hanged. PRINCE, aside to Poins Ned, where are our disguises? POINS, aside to Prince Here, hard by. Stand close. The Prince and Poins exit. FALSTAFF Now, my masters, happy man be his dole, say I. Every man to his business. They step aside. FTLN 0798 GADSHILL FTLN 0799 FALSTAFF FTLN 0800 FTLN 0801 FTLN 0802 FTLN 0803 FTLN 0804 FTLN 0805 FTLN 0806 FTLN 0807 FTLN 0808 FTLN 0809 FTLN 0810 FTLN 0811 FTLN 0812 FTLN 0813 FTLN 0814 FTLN 0815 FTLN 0816 FTLN 0817 FTLN 0818 FTLN 0819 FTLN 0820 FTLN 0821 FTLN 0822 FTLN 0823 FTLN 0824 FTLN 0825 FTLN 0826 FTLN 0827 55 60 65 70 75 80 63 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 2 Enter the Travelers. FTLN 0828 FTLN 0829 FTLN 0830 FTLN 0831 FTLN 0832 FTLN 0833 FTLN 0834 FTLN 0835 FTLN 0836 FTLN 0837 FTLN 0838 FTLN 0839 FTLN 0840 FTLN 0841 FTLN 0842 FTLN 0843 Come, neighbor, the boy shall lead our horses down the hill. We’ll walk afoot awhile and ease our legs. THIEVES, advancing Stand! TRAVELERS Jesus bless us! FALSTAFF Strike! Down with them! Cut the villains’ throats! Ah, whoreson caterpillars, bacon-fed knaves, they hate us youth. Down with them! Fleece them! TRAVELERS O, we are undone, both we and ours forever! FALSTAFF Hang, you gorbellied knaves! Are you undone? No, you fat chuffs. I would your store were here. On, bacons, on! What, you knaves, young men must live. You are grandjurors, are you? We’ll jure you, faith. Here they rob them and bind them. They all exit. FIRST TRAVELER 85 90 95 Enter the Prince and Poins, disguised. FTLN 0844 FTLN 0845 FTLN 0846 FTLN 0847 FTLN 0848 The thieves have bound the true men. Now could thou and I rob the thieves and go merrily to London, it would be argument for a week, laughter for a month, and a good jest forever. POINS Stand close, I hear them coming. They step aside. PRINCE 100 Enter the Thieves again. FTLN 0849 FTLN 0850 FTLN 0851 FTLN 0852 FTLN 0853 Come, my masters, let us share, and then to horse before day. An the Prince and Poins be not two arrant cowards, there’s no equity stirring. There’s no more valor in that Poins than in a wild duck. As they are sharing, the Prince and Poins set upon them. FALSTAFF 105 65 Henry IV, Part I FTLN 0854 PRINCE FTLN 0855 POINS ACT 2. SC. 3 Your money! Villains! They all run away, and Falstaff, after a blow or two, runs away too, leaving the booty behind them. PRINCE FTLN 0856 FTLN 0857 FTLN 0858 FTLN 0859 FTLN 0860 FTLN 0861 FTLN 0862 FTLN 0863 FTLN 0864 Got with much ease. Now merrily to horse. The thieves are all scattered, and possessed with fear So strongly that they dare not meet each other. Each takes his fellow for an officer. Away, good Ned. Falstaff sweats to death, And lards the lean earth as he walks along. Were ’t not for laughing, I should pity him. POINS How the fat rogue roared! They exit. 110 115 Scene 3 Enter Hotspur alone, reading a letter. FTLN 0865 FTLN 0866 FTLN 0867 FTLN 0868 FTLN 0869 FTLN 0870 FTLN 0871 FTLN 0872 FTLN 0873 FTLN 0874 FTLN 0875 FTLN 0876 FTLN 0877 FTLN 0878 FTLN 0879 FTLN 0880 But, for mine own part, my lord, I could be well contented to be there, in respect of the love I bear your house. He could be contented; why is he not, then? In respect of the love he bears our house—he shows in this he loves his own barn better than he loves our house. Let me see some more. The purpose you undertake is dangerous. Why, that’s certain. ’Tis dangerous to take a cold, to sleep, to drink; but I tell you, my Lord Fool, out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety. The purpose you undertake is dangerous, the friends you have named uncertain, the time itself unsorted, and your whole plot too light for the counterpoise of so great an opposition. Say you so, say you so? I say unto you again, you are a shallow, cowardly hind, and you lie. What a lack-brain is this! By HOTSPUR 5 10 15 67 FTLN 0881 FTLN 0882 FTLN 0883 FTLN 0884 FTLN 0885 FTLN 0886 FTLN 0887 FTLN 0888 FTLN 0889 FTLN 0890 FTLN 0891 FTLN 0892 FTLN 0893 FTLN 0894 FTLN 0895 FTLN 0896 FTLN 0897 FTLN 0898 FTLN 0899 FTLN 0900 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 3 the Lord, our plot is a good plot as ever was laid, our friends true and constant—a good plot, good friends, and full of expectation; an excellent plot, very good friends. What a frosty-spirited rogue is this! Why, my Lord of York commends the plot and the general course of the action. Zounds, an I were now by this rascal, I could brain him with his lady’s fan. Is there not my father, my uncle, and myself, Lord Edmund Mortimer, my Lord of York, and Owen Glendower? Is there not besides the Douglas? Have I not all their letters to meet me in arms by the ninth of the next month, and are they not some of them set forward already? What a pagan rascal is this—an infidel! Ha, you shall see now, in very sincerity of fear and cold heart, will he to the King and lay open all our proceedings. O, I could divide myself and go to buffets for moving such a dish of skim milk with so honorable an action! Hang him, let him tell the King. We are prepared. I will set forward tonight. 20 25 30 35 Enter his Lady. FTLN 0901 FTLN 0902 How now, Kate? I must leave you within these two hours. LADY PERCY FTLN 0903 FTLN 0904 FTLN 0905 FTLN 0906 FTLN 0907 FTLN 0908 FTLN 0909 FTLN 0910 FTLN 0911 FTLN 0912 FTLN 0913 O my good lord, why are you thus alone? For what offense have I this fortnight been A banished woman from my Harry’s bed? Tell me, sweet lord, what is ’t that takes from thee Thy stomach, pleasure, and thy golden sleep? Why dost thou bend thine eyes upon the earth And start so often when thou sit’st alone? Why hast thou lost the fresh blood in thy cheeks And given my treasures and my rights of thee To thick-eyed musing and curst melancholy? In thy faint slumbers I by thee have watched, 40 45 69 FTLN 0914 FTLN 0915 FTLN 0916 FTLN 0917 FTLN 0918 FTLN 0919 FTLN 0920 FTLN 0921 FTLN 0922 FTLN 0923 FTLN 0924 FTLN 0925 FTLN 0926 FTLN 0927 FTLN 0928 FTLN 0929 FTLN 0930 FTLN 0931 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 3 And heard thee murmur tales of iron wars, Speak terms of manage to thy bounding steed, Cry “Courage! To the field!” And thou hast talked Of sallies and retires, of trenches, tents, Of palisadoes, frontiers, parapets, Of basilisks, of cannon, culverin, Of prisoners’ ransom, and of soldiers slain, And all the currents of a heady fight. Thy spirit within thee hath been so at war, And thus hath so bestirred thee in thy sleep, That beads of sweat have stood upon thy brow Like bubbles in a late-disturbèd stream, And in thy face strange motions have appeared, Such as we see when men restrain their breath On some great sudden hest. O, what portents are these? Some heavy business hath my lord in hand, And I must know it, else he loves me not. 50 55 60 65 HOTSPUR FTLN 0932 What, ho! Enter a Servant. FTLN 0933 FTLN 0934 SERVANT Is Gilliams with the packet gone? He is, my lord, an hour ago. 70 HOTSPUR FTLN 0935 Hath Butler brought those horses from the sheriff? SERVANT FTLN 0936 One horse, my lord, he brought even now. HOTSPUR FTLN 0937 What horse? A roan, a crop-ear, is it not? SERVANT FTLN 0938 FTLN 0939 FTLN 0940 FTLN 0941 It is, my lord. That roan shall be my throne. Well, I will back him straight. O, Esperance! Bid Butler lead him forth into the park. Servant exits. HOTSPUR 75 71 FTLN 0942 FTLN 0943 FTLN 0944 FTLN 0945 FTLN 0946 FTLN 0947 FTLN 0948 FTLN 0949 FTLN 0950 FTLN 0951 FTLN 0952 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 3 But hear you, my lord. HOTSPUR What say’st thou, my lady? LADY PERCY What is it carries you away? HOTSPUR Why, my horse, my love, my horse. LADY PERCY Out, you mad-headed ape! A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen As you are tossed with. In faith, I’ll know your business, Harry, that I will. I fear my brother Mortimer doth stir About his title, and hath sent for you To line his enterprise; but if you go— LADY PERCY 80 85 HOTSPUR FTLN 0953 So far afoot, I shall be weary, love. LADY PERCY FTLN 0954 FTLN 0955 FTLN 0956 FTLN 0957 FTLN 0958 FTLN 0959 FTLN 0960 FTLN 0961 FTLN 0962 FTLN 0963 FTLN 0964 FTLN 0965 Come, come, you paraquito, answer me Directly unto this question that I ask. In faith, I’ll break thy little finger, Harry, An if thou wilt not tell me all things true. HOTSPUR Away! Away, you trifler. Love, I love thee not. I care not for thee, Kate. This is no world To play with mammets and to tilt with lips. We must have bloody noses and cracked crowns, And pass them current too.—Gods me, my horse!— What say’st thou, Kate? What wouldst thou have with me? 90 95 100 LADY PERCY FTLN 0966 FTLN 0967 FTLN 0968 FTLN 0969 FTLN 0970 FTLN 0971 FTLN 0972 FTLN 0973 FTLN 0974 Do you not love me? Do you not indeed? Well, do not then, for since you love me not, I will not love myself. Do you not love me? Nay, tell me if you speak in jest or no. HOTSPUR Come, wilt thou see me ride? And when I am a-horseback I will swear I love thee infinitely. But hark you, Kate, I must not have you henceforth question me Whither I go, nor reason whereabout. 105 110 73 FTLN 0975 FTLN 0976 FTLN 0977 FTLN 0978 FTLN 0979 FTLN 0980 FTLN 0981 FTLN 0982 FTLN 0983 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 Whither I must, I must; and to conclude This evening must I leave you, gentle Kate. I know you wise, but yet no farther wise Than Harry Percy’s wife; constant you are, But yet a woman; and for secrecy No lady closer, for I well believe Thou wilt not utter what thou dost not know, And so far will I trust thee, gentle Kate. LADY PERCY How? So far? 115 HOTSPUR FTLN 0984 FTLN 0985 FTLN 0986 FTLN 0987 FTLN 0988 Not an inch further. But hark you, Kate, Whither I go, thither shall you go too. Today will I set forth, tomorrow you. Will this content you, Kate? LADY PERCY It must, of force. 120 They exit. Scene 4 Enter Prince and Poins. FTLN 0989 FTLN 0990 FTLN 0991 FTLN 0992 FTLN 0993 FTLN 0994 FTLN 0995 FTLN 0996 FTLN 0997 FTLN 0998 FTLN 0999 FTLN 1000 FTLN 1001 FTLN 1002 FTLN 1003 Ned, prithee, come out of that fat room and lend me thy hand to laugh a little. POINS Where hast been, Hal? PRINCE With three or four loggerheads amongst three or fourscore hogsheads. I have sounded the very bass string of humility. Sirrah, I am sworn brother to a leash of drawers, and can call them all by their Christian names, as Tom, Dick, and Francis. They take it already upon their salvation that though I be but Prince of Wales, yet I am the king of courtesy, and tell me flatly I am no proud jack, like Falstaff, but a Corinthian, a lad of mettle, a good boy—by the Lord, so they call me—and when I am king of England, I shall command all the good lads in Eastcheap. They call drinking deep “dyeing scarlet,” PRINCE 5 10 15 75 FTLN 1004 FTLN 1005 FTLN 1006 FTLN 1007 FTLN 1008 FTLN 1009 FTLN 1010 FTLN 1011 FTLN 1012 FTLN 1013 FTLN 1014 FTLN 1015 FTLN 1016 FTLN 1017 FTLN 1018 FTLN 1019 FTLN 1020 FTLN 1021 FTLN 1022 FTLN 1023 FTLN 1024 FTLN 1025 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 and when you breathe in your watering, they cry “Hem!” and bid you “Play it off!” To conclude, I am so good a proficient in one quarter of an hour that I can drink with any tinker in his own language during my life. I tell thee, Ned, thou hast lost much honor that thou wert not with me in this action; but, sweet Ned—to sweeten which name of Ned, I give thee this pennyworth of sugar, clapped even now into my hand by an underskinker, one that never spake other English in his life than “Eight shillings and sixpence,” and “You are welcome,” with this shrill addition, “Anon, anon, sir.—Score a pint of bastard in the Half-moon,” or so. But, Ned, to drive away the time till Falstaff come, I prithee, do thou stand in some by-room while I question my puny drawer to what end he gave me the sugar, and do thou never leave calling “Francis,” that his tale to me may be nothing but “Anon.” Step aside, and I’ll show thee a precedent. Poins exits. POINS, within Francis! PRINCE Thou art perfect. POINS, within Francis! 20 25 30 35 Enter Francis, the Drawer. FTLN 1026 FTLN 1027 FTLN 1028 FTLN 1029 FTLN 1030 FTLN 1031 FTLN 1032 FTLN 1033 FTLN 1034 FTLN 1035 FTLN 1036 FTLN 1037 FTLN 1038 Anon, anon, sir.—Look down into the Pomgarnet, Ralph. PRINCE Come hither, Francis. FRANCIS My lord? PRINCE How long hast thou to serve, Francis? FRANCIS Forsooth, five years, and as much as to— POINS, within Francis! FRANCIS Anon, anon, sir. PRINCE Five year! By ’r Lady, a long lease for the clinking of pewter! But, Francis, darest thou be so valiant as to play the coward with thy indenture, and show it a fair pair of heels, and run from it? FRANCIS 40 45 50 77 FTLN 1039 FTLN 1040 FTLN 1041 FTLN 1042 FTLN 1043 FTLN 1044 FTLN 1045 FTLN 1046 FTLN 1047 FTLN 1048 FTLN 1049 FTLN 1050 FTLN 1051 FTLN 1052 FTLN 1053 FTLN 1054 FTLN 1055 FTLN 1056 FTLN 1057 FTLN 1058 FTLN 1059 FTLN 1060 FTLN 1061 FTLN 1062 FTLN 1063 FTLN 1064 FTLN 1065 FTLN 1066 FTLN 1067 FTLN 1068 FTLN 1069 FTLN 1070 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 O Lord, sir, I’ll be sworn upon all the books in England, I could find in my heart— POINS, within Francis! FRANCIS Anon, sir. PRINCE How old art thou, Francis? FRANCIS Let me see. About Michaelmas next, I shall be— POINS, within Francis! FRANCIS Anon, sir.—Pray, stay a little, my lord. PRINCE Nay, but hark you, Francis, for the sugar thou gavest me—’twas a pennyworth, was ’t not? FRANCIS O Lord, I would it had been two! PRINCE I will give thee for it a thousand pound. Ask me when thou wilt, and thou shalt have it. POINS, within Francis! FRANCIS Anon, anon. PRINCE Anon, Francis? No, Francis. But tomorrow, Francis; or, Francis, o’ Thursday; or indeed, Francis, when thou wilt. But, Francis— FRANCIS My lord? PRINCE Wilt thou rob this leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, not-pated, agate-ring, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish-pouch— FRANCIS O Lord, sir, who do you mean? PRINCE Why then, your brown bastard is your only drink, for look you, Francis, your white canvas doublet will sully. In Barbary, sir, it cannot come to so much. FRANCIS What, sir? POINS, within Francis! PRINCE Away, you rogue! Dost thou not hear them call? Here they both call him. The Drawer stands amazed, not knowing which way to go. FRANCIS Enter Vintner. 55 60 65 70 75 80 79 FTLN 1071 FTLN 1072 FTLN 1073 FTLN 1074 FTLN 1075 FTLN 1076 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 What, stand’st thou still and hear’st such a calling? Look to the guests within. Francis exits. My lord, old Sir John with half a dozen more are at the door. Shall I let them in? PRINCE Let them alone awhile, and then open the door. Vintner exits. Poins! VINTNER 85 Enter Poins. FTLN 1077 FTLN 1078 FTLN 1079 FTLN 1080 FTLN 1081 FTLN 1082 FTLN 1083 FTLN 1084 FTLN 1085 FTLN 1086 Anon, anon, sir. PRINCE Sirrah, Falstaff and the rest of the thieves are at the door. Shall we be merry? POINS As merry as crickets, my lad. But hark you, what cunning match have you made with this jest of the drawer. Come, what’s the issue? PRINCE I am now of all humors that have showed themselves humors since the old days of Goodman Adam to the pupil age of this present twelve o’clock at midnight. POINS 90 95 Enter Francis, in haste. FTLN 1087 FTLN 1088 FTLN 1089 FTLN 1090 FTLN 1091 FTLN 1092 FTLN 1093 FTLN 1094 FTLN 1095 FTLN 1096 FTLN 1097 FTLN 1098 FTLN 1099 FTLN 1100 FTLN 1101 FTLN 1102 FTLN 1103 What’s o’clock, Francis? FRANCIS Anon, anon, sir. Francis exits. PRINCE That ever this fellow should have fewer words than a parrot, and yet the son of a woman! His industry is upstairs and downstairs, his eloquence the parcel of a reckoning. I am not yet of Percy’s mind, the Hotspur of the north, he that kills me some six or seven dozen of Scots at a breakfast, washes his hands, and says to his wife “Fie upon this quiet life! I want work.” “O my sweet Harry,” says she, “how many hast thou killed today?” “Give my roan horse a drench,” says he, and answers “Some fourteen,” an hour after. “A trifle, a trifle.” I prithee, call in Falstaff. I’ll play Percy, and that damned brawn shall play Dame Mortimer his wife. “Rivo!” says the drunkard. Call in Ribs, call in Tallow. 100 105 110 115 81 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 Enter Falstaff, Gadshill, Peto, Bardolph; and Francis, with wine. Welcome, Jack. Where hast thou been? A plague of all cowards, I say, and a vengeance too! Marry and amen!—Give me a cup of sack, boy.—Ere I lead this life long, I’ll sew netherstocks and mend them, and foot them too. A plague of all cowards!—Give me a cup of sack, rogue!—Is there no virtue extant? He drinketh. PRINCE Didst thou never see Titan kiss a dish of butter—pitiful-hearted Titan!—that melted at the sweet tale of the sun’s? If thou didst, then behold that compound. FALSTAFF, to Francis You rogue, here’s lime in this sack too.—There is nothing but roguery to be found in villainous man, yet a coward is worse than a cup of sack with lime in it. A villainous coward! Go thy ways, old Jack. Die when thou wilt. If manhood, good manhood, be not forgot upon the face of the Earth, then am I a shotten herring. There lives not three good men unhanged in England, and one of them is fat and grows old, God help the while. A bad world, I say. I would I were a weaver. I could sing psalms, or anything. A plague of all cowards, I say still. PRINCE How now, woolsack, what mutter you? FALSTAFF A king’s son! If I do not beat thee out of thy kingdom with a dagger of lath, and drive all thy subjects afore thee like a flock of wild geese, I’ll never wear hair on my face more. You, Prince of Wales! PRINCE Why, you whoreson round man, what’s the matter? FALSTAFF Are not you a coward? Answer me to that— and Poins there? FTLN 1104 POINS FTLN 1105 FALSTAFF FTLN 1106 FTLN 1107 FTLN 1108 FTLN 1109 FTLN 1110 FTLN 1111 FTLN 1112 FTLN 1113 FTLN 1114 FTLN 1115 FTLN 1116 FTLN 1117 FTLN 1118 FTLN 1119 FTLN 1120 FTLN 1121 FTLN 1122 FTLN 1123 FTLN 1124 FTLN 1125 FTLN 1126 FTLN 1127 FTLN 1128 FTLN 1129 FTLN 1130 FTLN 1131 FTLN 1132 FTLN 1133 FTLN 1134 FTLN 1135 FTLN 1136 120 125 130 135 140 145 83 FTLN 1137 FTLN 1138 FTLN 1139 FTLN 1140 FTLN 1141 FTLN 1142 FTLN 1143 FTLN 1144 FTLN 1145 FTLN 1146 FTLN 1147 FTLN 1148 FTLN 1149 FTLN 1150 FTLN 1151 FTLN 1152 FTLN 1153 FTLN 1154 FTLN 1155 FTLN 1156 FTLN 1157 FTLN 1158 FTLN 1159 FTLN 1160 FTLN 1161 FTLN 1162 FTLN 1163 FTLN 1164 FTLN 1165 FTLN 1166 FTLN 1167 FTLN 1168 FTLN 1169 FTLN 1170 FTLN 1171 FTLN 1172 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 Zounds, you fat paunch, an you call me coward, by the Lord, I’ll stab thee. FALSTAFF I call thee coward? I’ll see thee damned ere I call thee coward, but I would give a thousand pound I could run as fast as thou canst. You are straight enough in the shoulders you care not who sees your back. Call you that backing of your friends? A plague upon such backing! Give me them that will face me.—Give me a cup of sack.—I am a rogue if I drunk today. PRINCE O villain, thy lips are scarce wiped since thou drunk’st last. FALSTAFF All is one for that. (He drinketh.) A plague of all cowards, still say I. PRINCE What’s the matter? FALSTAFF What’s the matter? There be four of us here have ta’en a thousand pound this day morning. PRINCE Where is it, Jack, where is it? FALSTAFF Where is it? Taken from us it is. A hundred upon poor four of us. PRINCE What, a hundred, man? FALSTAFF I am a rogue if I were not at half-sword with a dozen of them two hours together. I have ’scaped by miracle. I am eight times thrust through the doublet, four through the hose, my buckler cut through and through, my sword hacked like a handsaw. Ecce signum! I never dealt better since I was a man. All would not do. A plague of all cowards! Let them speak. Pointing to Gadshill, Bardolph, and Peto. If they speak more or less than truth, they are villains, and the sons of darkness. Speak, sirs, how was it? PRINCE We four set upon some dozen. BARDOLPH FALSTAFF Sixteen at least, my lord. And bound them. BARDOLPH POINS 150 155 160 165 170 175 180 85 FTLN 1173 FTLN 1174 FTLN 1175 FTLN 1176 FTLN 1177 FTLN 1178 FTLN 1179 FTLN 1180 FTLN 1181 FTLN 1182 FTLN 1183 FTLN 1184 FTLN 1185 FTLN 1186 FTLN 1187 FTLN 1188 FTLN 1189 FTLN 1190 FTLN 1191 FTLN 1192 FTLN 1193 FTLN 1194 FTLN 1195 FTLN 1196 FTLN 1197 FTLN 1198 FTLN 1199 FTLN 1200 FTLN 1201 FTLN 1202 FTLN 1203 FTLN 1204 FTLN 1205 FTLN 1206 FTLN 1207 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 No, no, they were not bound. FALSTAFF You rogue, they were bound, every man of them, or I am a Jew else, an Ebrew Jew. As we were sharing, some six or seven BARDOLPH fresh men set upon us. FALSTAFF And unbound the rest, and then come in the other. PRINCE What, fought you with them all? FALSTAFF All? I know not what you call all, but if I fought not with fifty of them I am a bunch of radish. If there were not two- or three-and-fifty upon poor old Jack, then am I no two-legged creature. PRINCE Pray God you have not murdered some of them. FALSTAFF Nay, that’s past praying for. I have peppered two of them. Two I am sure I have paid, two rogues in buckram suits. I tell thee what, Hal, if I tell thee a lie, spit in my face, call me horse. Thou knowest my old ward. Here I lay, and thus I bore my point. Four rogues in buckram let drive at me. PRINCE What, four? Thou said’st but two even now. FALSTAFF Four, Hal, I told thee four. POINS Ay, ay, he said four. FALSTAFF These four came all afront, and mainly thrust at me. I made me no more ado, but took all their seven points in my target, thus. PRINCE Seven? Why there were but four even now. FALSTAFF In buckram? POINS Ay, four in buckram suits. FALSTAFF Seven by these hilts, or I am a villain else. PRINCE, to Poins Prithee, let him alone. We shall have more anon. FALSTAFF Dost thou hear me, Hal? PRINCE Ay, and mark thee too, Jack. PETO 185 190 195 200 205 210 215 87 FTLN 1208 FTLN 1209 FTLN 1210 FTLN 1211 FTLN 1212 FTLN 1213 FTLN 1214 FTLN 1215 FTLN 1216 FTLN 1217 FTLN 1218 FTLN 1219 FTLN 1220 FTLN 1221 FTLN 1222 FTLN 1223 FTLN 1224 FTLN 1225 FTLN 1226 FTLN 1227 FTLN 1228 FTLN 1229 FTLN 1230 FTLN 1231 FTLN 1232 FTLN 1233 FTLN 1234 FTLN 1235 FTLN 1236 FTLN 1237 FTLN 1238 FTLN 1239 FTLN 1240 FTLN 1241 FTLN 1242 FTLN 1243 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 Do so, for it is worth the listening to. These nine in buckram that I told thee of— PRINCE So, two more already. FALSTAFF Their points being broken— POINS Down fell their hose. FALSTAFF Began to give me ground, but I followed me close, came in foot and hand, and, with a thought, seven of the eleven I paid. PRINCE O monstrous! Eleven buckram men grown out of two! FALSTAFF But as the devil would have it, three misbegotten knaves in Kendal green came at my back, and let drive at me, for it was so dark, Hal, that thou couldst not see thy hand. PRINCE These lies are like their father that begets them, gross as a mountain, open, palpable. Why, thou claybrained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson, obscene, greasy tallow-catch— FALSTAFF What, art thou mad? Art thou mad? Is not the truth the truth? PRINCE Why, how couldst thou know these men in Kendal green when it was so dark thou couldst not see thy hand? Come, tell us your reason. What sayest thou to this? POINS Come, your reason, Jack, your reason. FALSTAFF What, upon compulsion? Zounds, an I were at the strappado or all the racks in the world, I would not tell you on compulsion. Give you a reason on compulsion? If reasons were as plentiful as blackberries, I would give no man a reason upon compulsion, I. PRINCE I’ll be no longer guilty of this sin. This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horse-backbreaker, this huge hill of flesh— FALSTAFF ’Sblood, you starveling, you elfskin, you dried neat’s tongue, you bull’s pizzle, you stockfish! FALSTAFF 220 225 230 235 240 245 250 255 89 FTLN 1244 FTLN 1245 FTLN 1246 FTLN 1247 FTLN 1248 FTLN 1249 FTLN 1250 FTLN 1251 FTLN 1252 FTLN 1253 FTLN 1254 FTLN 1255 FTLN 1256 FTLN 1257 FTLN 1258 FTLN 1259 FTLN 1260 FTLN 1261 FTLN 1262 FTLN 1263 FTLN 1264 FTLN 1265 FTLN 1266 FTLN 1267 FTLN 1268 FTLN 1269 FTLN 1270 FTLN 1271 FTLN 1272 FTLN 1273 FTLN 1274 FTLN 1275 FTLN 1276 FTLN 1277 FTLN 1278 FTLN 1279 FTLN 1280 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 O, for breath to utter what is like thee! You tailor’s yard, you sheath, you bowcase, you vile standing tuck— PRINCE Well, breathe awhile, and then to it again, and when thou hast tired thyself in base comparisons, hear me speak but this. POINS Mark, Jack. PRINCE We two saw you four set on four, and bound them and were masters of their wealth. Mark now how a plain tale shall put you down. Then did we two set on you four and, with a word, outfaced you from your prize, and have it, yea, and can show it you here in the house. And, Falstaff, you carried your guts away as nimbly, with as quick dexterity, and roared for mercy, and still run and roared, as ever I heard bull-calf. What a slave art thou to hack thy sword as thou hast done, and then say it was in fight! What trick, what device, what starting-hole canst thou now find out to hide thee from this open and apparent shame? POINS Come, let’s hear, Jack. What trick hast thou now? FALSTAFF By the Lord, I knew you as well as he that made you. Why, hear you, my masters, was it for me to kill the heir apparent? Should I turn upon the true prince? Why, thou knowest I am as valiant as Hercules, but beware instinct. The lion will not touch the true prince. Instinct is a great matter. I was now a coward on instinct. I shall think the better of myself, and thee, during my life— I for a valiant lion, and thou for a true prince. But, by the Lord, lads, I am glad you have the money.—Hostess, clap to the doors.—Watch tonight, pray tomorrow. Gallants, lads, boys, hearts of gold, all the titles of good fellowship come to you. What, shall we be merry? Shall we have a play extempore? 260 265 270 275 280 285 290 91 FTLN 1281 FTLN 1282 FTLN 1283 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 Content, and the argument shall be thy running away. FALSTAFF Ah, no more of that, Hal, an thou lovest me. PRINCE 295 Enter Hostess. O Jesu, my lord the Prince— How now, my lady the hostess, what sayst thou to me? HOSTESS Marry, my lord, there is a nobleman of the court at door would speak with you. He says he comes from your father. PRINCE Give him as much as will make him a royal man and send him back again to my mother. FALSTAFF What manner of man is he? HOSTESS An old man. FALSTAFF What doth Gravity out of his bed at midnight? Shall I give him his answer? PRINCE Prithee do, Jack. FALSTAFF Faith, and I’ll send him packing. He exits. PRINCE Now, sirs. To Gadshill. By ’r Lady, you fought fair.—So did you, Peto.—So did you, Bardolph.— You are lions too. You ran away upon instinct. You will not touch the true prince. No, fie! BARDOLPH Faith, I ran when I saw others run. PRINCE Faith, tell me now in earnest, how came Falstaff’s sword so hacked? PETO Why, he hacked it with his dagger and said he would swear truth out of England but he would make you believe it was done in fight, and persuaded us to do the like. BARDOLPH Yea, and to tickle our noses with speargrass to make them bleed, and then to beslubber our garments with it, and swear it was the blood of true men. I did that I did not this seven year before: I blushed to hear his monstrous devices. PRINCE O villain, thou stolest a cup of sack eighteen FTLN 1284 HOSTESS FTLN 1285 PRINCE FTLN 1286 FTLN 1287 FTLN 1288 FTLN 1289 FTLN 1290 FTLN 1291 FTLN 1292 FTLN 1293 FTLN 1294 FTLN 1295 FTLN 1296 FTLN 1297 FTLN 1298 FTLN 1299 FTLN 1300 FTLN 1301 FTLN 1302 FTLN 1303 FTLN 1304 FTLN 1305 FTLN 1306 FTLN 1307 FTLN 1308 FTLN 1309 FTLN 1310 FTLN 1311 FTLN 1312 FTLN 1313 FTLN 1314 300 305 310 315 320 325 93 FTLN 1315 FTLN 1316 FTLN 1317 FTLN 1318 FTLN 1319 FTLN 1320 FTLN 1321 FTLN 1322 FTLN 1323 FTLN 1324 FTLN 1325 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 years ago, and wert taken with the manner, and ever since thou hast blushed extempore. Thou hadst fire and sword on thy side, and yet thou ran’st away. What instinct hadst thou for it? BARDOLPH My lord, do you see these meteors? Do you behold these exhalations? PRINCE I do. BARDOLPH What think you they portend? PRINCE Hot livers and cold purses. BARDOLPH Choler, my lord, if rightly taken. PRINCE No. If rightly taken, halter. 330 335 Enter Falstaff. FTLN 1326 FTLN 1327 FTLN 1328 FTLN 1329 FTLN 1330 FTLN 1331 FTLN 1332 FTLN 1333 FTLN 1334 FTLN 1335 FTLN 1336 FTLN 1337 FTLN 1338 FTLN 1339 FTLN 1340 FTLN 1341 FTLN 1342 FTLN 1343 FTLN 1344 FTLN 1345 FTLN 1346 FTLN 1347 FTLN 1348 Here comes lean Jack. Here comes bare-bone.— How now, my sweet creature of bombast? How long is ’t ago, Jack, since thou sawest thine own knee? FALSTAFF My own knee? When I was about thy years, Hal, I was not an eagle’s talon in the waist. I could have crept into any alderman’s thumb-ring. A plague of sighing and grief! It blows a man up like a bladder. There’s villainous news abroad. Here was Sir John Bracy from your father. You must to the court in the morning. That same mad fellow of the north, Percy, and he of Wales that gave Amamon the bastinado, and made Lucifer cuckold, and swore the devil his true liegeman upon the cross of a Welsh hook—what a plague call you him? POINS Owen Glendower. FALSTAFF Owen, Owen, the same, and his son-in-law Mortimer, and old Northumberland, and that sprightly Scot of Scots, Douglas, that runs a-horseback up a hill perpendicular— PRINCE He that rides at high speed, and with his pistol kills a sparrow flying. FALSTAFF You have hit it. PRINCE So did he never the sparrow. 340 345 350 355 360 95 FTLN 1349 FTLN 1350 FTLN 1351 FTLN 1352 FTLN 1353 FTLN 1354 FTLN 1355 FTLN 1356 FTLN 1357 FTLN 1358 FTLN 1359 FTLN 1360 FTLN 1361 FTLN 1362 FTLN 1363 FTLN 1364 FTLN 1365 FTLN 1366 FTLN 1367 FTLN 1368 FTLN 1369 FTLN 1370 FTLN 1371 FTLN 1372 FTLN 1373 FTLN 1374 FTLN 1375 FTLN 1376 FTLN 1377 FTLN 1378 FTLN 1379 FTLN 1380 FTLN 1381 FTLN 1382 FTLN 1383 FTLN 1384 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 Well, that rascal hath good mettle in him. He will not run. PRINCE Why, what a rascal art thou then to praise him so for running? FALSTAFF A-horseback, you cuckoo, but afoot he will not budge a foot. PRINCE Yes, Jack, upon instinct. FALSTAFF I grant you, upon instinct. Well, he is there too, and one Mordake, and a thousand blue-caps more. Worcester is stolen away tonight. Thy father’s beard is turned white with the news. You may buy land now as cheap as stinking mackerel. PRINCE Why then, it is like if there come a hot June, and this civil buffeting hold, we shall buy maidenheads as they buy hobnails, by the hundreds. FALSTAFF By the Mass, thou sayest true. It is like we shall have good trading that way. But tell me, Hal, art not thou horrible afeard? Thou being heir apparent, could the world pick thee out three such enemies again as that fiend Douglas, that spirit Percy, and that devil Glendower? Art thou not horribly afraid? Doth not thy blood thrill at it? PRINCE Not a whit, i’ faith. I lack some of thy instinct. FALSTAFF Well, thou wilt be horribly chid tomorrow when thou comest to thy father. If thou love me, practice an answer. PRINCE Do thou stand for my father and examine me upon the particulars of my life. FALSTAFF Shall I? Content. He sits down. This chair shall be my state, this dagger my scepter, and this cushion my crown. PRINCE Thy state is taken for a joined stool, thy golden scepter for a leaden dagger, and thy precious rich crown for a pitiful bald crown. FALSTAFF Well, an the fire of grace be not quite out of thee, now shalt thou be moved.—Give me a cup of FALSTAFF 365 370 375 380 385 390 395 97 FTLN 1385 FTLN 1386 FTLN 1387 FTLN 1388 FTLN 1389 FTLN 1390 FTLN 1391 FTLN 1392 FTLN 1393 FTLN 1394 FTLN 1395 FTLN 1396 FTLN 1397 FTLN 1398 FTLN 1399 FTLN 1400 FTLN 1401 FTLN 1402 FTLN 1403 FTLN 1404 FTLN 1405 FTLN 1406 FTLN 1407 FTLN 1408 FTLN 1409 FTLN 1410 FTLN 1411 FTLN 1412 FTLN 1413 FTLN 1414 FTLN 1415 FTLN 1416 FTLN 1417 FTLN 1418 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 sack to make my eyes look red, that it may be thought I have wept, for I must speak in passion, and I will do it in King Cambyses’ vein. PRINCE, bowing Well, here is my leg. FALSTAFF And here is my speech. As King. Stand aside, nobility. HOSTESS O Jesu, this is excellent sport, i’ faith! FALSTAFF, as King Weep not, sweet queen, for trickling tears are vain. HOSTESS O the Father, how he holds his countenance! FALSTAFF, as King For God’s sake, lords, convey my tristful queen, For tears do stop the floodgates of her eyes. HOSTESS O Jesu, he doth it as like one of these harlotry players as ever I see. FALSTAFF Peace, good pint-pot. Peace, good tickle-brain.— As King. Harry, I do not only marvel where thou spendest thy time, but also how thou art accompanied. For though the camomile, the more it is trodden on, the faster it grows, so youth, the more it is wasted, the sooner it wears. That thou art my son I have partly thy mother’s word, partly my own opinion, but chiefly a villainous trick of thine eye and a foolish hanging of thy nether lip that doth warrant me. If then thou be son to me, here lies the point: why, being son to me, art thou so pointed at? Shall the blessed sun of heaven prove a micher and eat blackberries? A question not to be asked. Shall the son of England prove a thief and take purses? A question to be asked. There is a thing, Harry, which thou hast often heard of, and it is known to many in our land by the name of pitch. This pitch, as ancient writers do report, doth defile; so doth the company thou keepest. For, Harry, now I do not speak to thee in drink, but in tears; not in pleasure, but in passion; 400 405 410 415 420 425 430 99 FTLN 1419 FTLN 1420 FTLN 1421 FTLN 1422 FTLN 1423 FTLN 1424 FTLN 1425 FTLN 1426 FTLN 1427 FTLN 1428 FTLN 1429 FTLN 1430 FTLN 1431 FTLN 1432 FTLN 1433 FTLN 1434 FTLN 1435 FTLN 1436 FTLN 1437 FTLN 1438 FTLN 1439 FTLN 1440 FTLN 1441 FTLN 1442 FTLN 1443 FTLN 1444 FTLN 1445 FTLN 1446 FTLN 1447 FTLN 1448 FTLN 1449 FTLN 1450 FTLN 1451 FTLN 1452 FTLN 1453 FTLN 1454 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 not in words only, but in woes also. And yet there is a virtuous man whom I have often noted in thy company, but I know not his name. PRINCE What manner of man, an it like your Majesty? FALSTAFF, as King A goodly portly man, i’ faith, and a corpulent; of a cheerful look, a pleasing eye, and a most noble carriage, and, as I think, his age some fifty, or, by ’r Lady, inclining to threescore; and now I remember me, his name is Falstaff. If that man should be lewdly given, he deceiveth me, for, Harry, I see virtue in his looks. If then the tree may be known by the fruit, as the fruit by the tree, then peremptorily I speak it: there is virtue in that Falstaff; him keep with, the rest banish. And tell me now, thou naughty varlet, tell me where hast thou been this month? PRINCE Dost thou speak like a king? Do thou stand for me, and I’ll play my father. FALSTAFF, rising Depose me? If thou dost it half so gravely, so majestically, both in word and matter, hang me up by the heels for a rabbit-sucker or a poulter’s hare. PRINCE, sitting down Well, here I am set. FALSTAFF And here I stand.—Judge, my masters. PRINCE, as King Now, Harry, whence come you? FALSTAFF, as Prince My noble lord, from Eastcheap. PRINCE, as King The complaints I hear of thee are grievous. FALSTAFF, as Prince ’Sblood, my lord, they are false. —Nay, I’ll tickle you for a young prince, i’ faith. PRINCE, as King Swearest thou? Ungracious boy, henceforth ne’er look on me. Thou art violently carried away from grace. There is a devil haunts thee in the likeness of an old fat man. A tun of man is thy companion. Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humors, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, 435 440 445 450 455 460 465 101 FTLN 1455 FTLN 1456 FTLN 1457 FTLN 1458 FTLN 1459 FTLN 1460 FTLN 1461 FTLN 1462 FTLN 1463 FTLN 1464 FTLN 1465 FTLN 1466 FTLN 1467 FTLN 1468 FTLN 1469 FTLN 1470 FTLN 1471 FTLN 1472 FTLN 1473 FTLN 1474 FTLN 1475 FTLN 1476 FTLN 1477 FTLN 1478 FTLN 1479 FTLN 1480 FTLN 1481 FTLN 1482 FTLN 1483 FTLN 1484 FTLN 1485 FTLN 1486 FTLN 1487 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloakbag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly, that reverend Vice, that gray iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years? Wherein is he good, but to taste sack and drink it? Wherein neat and cleanly but to carve a capon and eat it? Wherein cunning but in craft? Wherein crafty but in villainy? Wherein villainous but in all things? Wherein worthy but in nothing? FALSTAFF, as Prince I would your Grace would take me with you. Whom means your Grace? PRINCE, as King That villainous abominable misleader of youth, Falstaff, that old white-bearded Satan. FALSTAFF, as Prince My lord, the man I know. PRINCE, as King I know thou dost. FALSTAFF, as Prince But to say I know more harm in him than in myself were to say more than I know. That he is old, the more the pity; his white hairs do witness it. But that he is, saving your reverence, a whoremaster, that I utterly deny. If sack and sugar be a fault, God help the wicked. If to be old and merry be a sin, then many an old host that I know is damned. If to be fat be to be hated, then Pharaoh’s lean kine are to be loved. No, my good lord, banish Peto, banish Bardolph, banish Poins, but for sweet Jack Falstaff, kind Jack Falstaff, true Jack Falstaff, valiant Jack Falstaff, and therefore more valiant being as he is old Jack Falstaff, banish not him thy Harry’s company, banish not him thy Harry’s company. Banish plump Jack, and banish all the world. PRINCE I do, I will. A loud knocking, and Bardolph, Hostess, and Francis exit. 470 475 480 485 490 495 103 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 Enter Bardolph running. FTLN 1488 FTLN 1489 FTLN 1490 FTLN 1491 O my lord, my lord, the Sheriff with a most monstrous watch is at the door. FALSTAFF Out, you rogue.—Play out the play. I have much to say in the behalf of that Falstaff. BARDOLPH 500 Enter the Hostess. O Jesu, my lord, my lord— Heigh, heigh, the devil rides upon a fiddlestick. What’s the matter? HOSTESS The Sheriff and all the watch are at the door. They are come to search the house. Shall I let them in? FALSTAFF Dost thou hear, Hal? Never call a true piece of gold a counterfeit. Thou art essentially made without seeming so. PRINCE And thou a natural coward without instinct. FALSTAFF I deny your major. If you will deny the Sheriff, so; if not, let him enter. If I become not a cart as well as another man, a plague on my bringing up. I hope I shall as soon be strangled with a halter as another. PRINCE, standing Go hide thee behind the arras. The rest walk up above.—Now, my masters, for a true face and good conscience. FALSTAFF Both which I have had, but their date is out; and therefore I’ll hide me. He hides. PRINCE Call in the Sheriff. All but the Prince and Peto exit. FTLN 1492 HOSTESS FTLN 1493 PRINCE FTLN 1494 FTLN 1495 FTLN 1496 FTLN 1497 FTLN 1498 FTLN 1499 FTLN 1500 FTLN 1501 FTLN 1502 FTLN 1503 FTLN 1504 FTLN 1505 FTLN 1506 FTLN 1507 FTLN 1508 FTLN 1509 FTLN 1510 FTLN 1511 FTLN 1512 505 510 515 520 Enter Sheriff and the Carrier. PRINCE FTLN 1513 Now, Master Sheriff, what is your will with me? SHERIFF FTLN 1514 FTLN 1515 First pardon me, my lord. A hue and cry Hath followed certain men unto this house. 525 105 FTLN 1516 PRINCE Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 What men? SHERIFF FTLN 1517 FTLN 1518 FTLN 1519 One of them is well known, my gracious lord. A gross fat man. CARRIER As fat as butter. 530 PRINCE FTLN 1520 FTLN 1521 FTLN 1522 FTLN 1523 FTLN 1524 FTLN 1525 FTLN 1526 The man I do assure you is not here, For I myself at this time have employed him. And, sheriff, I will engage my word to thee That I will by tomorrow dinner time Send him to answer thee or any man For anything he shall be charged withal. And so let me entreat you leave the house. 535 SHERIFF FTLN 1527 FTLN 1528 I will, my lord. There are two gentlemen Have in this robbery lost three hundred marks. 540 PRINCE FTLN 1529 FTLN 1530 FTLN 1531 It may be so. If he have robbed these men, He shall be answerable; and so farewell. SHERIFF Good night, my noble lord. PRINCE FTLN 1532 I think it is good morrow, is it not? SHERIFF FTLN 1533 FTLN 1534 FTLN 1535 FTLN 1536 FTLN 1537 FTLN 1538 FTLN 1539 FTLN 1540 FTLN 1541 FTLN 1542 FTLN 1543 Indeed, my lord, I think it be two o’clock. He exits with the Carrier. PRINCE This oily rascal is known as well as Paul’s. Go call him forth. PETO Falstaff!—Fast asleep behind the arras, and snorting like a horse. PRINCE Hark, how hard he fetches breath. Search his pockets. (He searcheth his pocket, and findeth certain papers.) What hast thou found? PETO Nothing but papers, my lord. PRINCE Let’s see what they be. Read them. PETO reads Item, a capon,…2s. 2d. 545 550 555 107 FTLN 1544 FTLN 1545 FTLN 1546 FTLN 1547 FTLN 1548 FTLN 1549 FTLN 1550 FTLN 1551 FTLN 1552 FTLN 1553 FTLN 1554 FTLN 1555 FTLN 1556 FTLN 1557 FTLN 1558 Henry IV, Part I ACT 2. SC. 4 Item, sauce,…4d. Item, sack, two gallons,…5s. 8d. Item, anchovies and sack after supper,…2s. 6d. Item, bread,…ob. O monstrous! But one halfpennyworth of PRINCE bread to this intolerable deal of sack? What there is else, keep close. We’ll read it at more advantage. There let him sleep till day. I’ll to the court in the morning. We must all to the wars, and thy place shall be honorable. I’ll procure this fat rogue a charge of foot, and I know his death will be a march of twelve score. The money shall be paid back again with advantage. Be with me betimes in the morning, and so good morrow, Peto. PETO Good morrow, good my lord. They exit. 560 565 570 ACT 3 Scene 1 Enter Hotspur, Worcester, Lord Mortimer, and Owen Glendower. MORTIMER FTLN 1559 FTLN 1560 These promises are fair, the parties sure, And our induction full of prosperous hope. HOTSPUR FTLN 1561 FTLN 1562 FTLN 1563 Lord Mortimer and cousin Glendower, Will you sit down? And uncle Worcester— A plague upon it, I have forgot the map. 5 GLENDOWER FTLN 1564 FTLN 1565 FTLN 1566 FTLN 1567 FTLN 1568 FTLN 1569 FTLN 1570 No, here it is. Sit, cousin Percy, Sit, good cousin Hotspur, for by that name As oft as Lancaster doth speak of you His cheek looks pale, and with a rising sigh He wisheth you in heaven. HOTSPUR And you in hell, As oft as he hears Owen Glendower spoke of. 10 GLENDOWER FTLN 1571 FTLN 1572 FTLN 1573 FTLN 1574 FTLN 1575 FTLN 1576 I cannot blame him. At my nativity The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes, Of burning cressets, and at my birth The frame and huge foundation of the Earth Shaked like a coward. HOTSPUR Why, so it would have done 111 15 113 FTLN 1577 FTLN 1578 FTLN 1579 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 1 At the same season if your mother’s cat Had but kittened, though yourself had never been born. 20 GLENDOWER FTLN 1580 I say the Earth did shake when I was born. HOTSPUR FTLN 1581 FTLN 1582 And I say the Earth was not of my mind, If you suppose as fearing you it shook. GLENDOWER FTLN 1583 The heavens were all on fire; the Earth did tremble. 25 HOTSPUR FTLN 1584 FTLN 1585 FTLN 1586 FTLN 1587 FTLN 1588 FTLN 1589 FTLN 1590 FTLN 1591 FTLN 1592 FTLN 1593 FTLN 1594 FTLN 1595 FTLN 1596 FTLN 1597 FTLN 1598 FTLN 1599 FTLN 1600 FTLN 1601 FTLN 1602 FTLN 1603 FTLN 1604 FTLN 1605 FTLN 1606 FTLN 1607 FTLN 1608 FTLN 1609 O, then the Earth shook to see the heavens on fire, And not in fear of your nativity. Diseasèd nature oftentimes breaks forth In strange eruptions; oft the teeming Earth Is with a kind of colic pinched and vexed By the imprisoning of unruly wind Within her womb, which, for enlargement striving, Shakes the old beldam Earth and topples down Steeples and moss-grown towers. At your birth Our grandam Earth, having this distemp’rature, In passion shook. GLENDOWER Cousin, of many men I do not bear these crossings. Give me leave To tell you once again that at my birth The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes, The goats ran from the mountains, and the herds Were strangely clamorous to the frighted fields. These signs have marked me extraordinary, And all the courses of my life do show I am not in the roll of common men. Where is he living, clipped in with the sea That chides the banks of England, Scotland, Wales, Which calls me pupil or hath read to me? And bring him out that is but woman’s son Can trace me in the tedious ways of art And hold me pace in deep experiments. 30 35 40 45 50 115 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 1 HOTSPUR FTLN 1610 FTLN 1611 I think there’s no man speaks better Welsh. I’ll to dinner. MORTIMER FTLN 1612 Peace, cousin Percy. You will make him mad. GLENDOWER FTLN 1613 I can call spirits from the vasty deep. 55 HOTSPUR FTLN 1614 FTLN 1615 Why, so can I, or so can any man, But will they come when you do call for them? GLENDOWER FTLN 1616 FTLN 1617 Why, I can teach you, cousin, to command the devil. HOTSPUR FTLN 1618 FTLN 1619 FTLN 1620 FTLN 1621 FTLN 1622 FTLN 1623 And I can teach thee, coz, to shame the devil By telling truth. Tell truth and shame the devil. If thou have power to raise him, bring him hither, And I’ll be sworn I have power to shame him hence. O, while you live, tell truth and shame the devil! 60 65 MORTIMER FTLN 1624 Come, come, no more of this unprofitable chat. GLENDOWER FTLN 1625 FTLN 1626 FTLN 1627 FTLN 1628 Three times hath Henry Bolingbroke made head Against my power; thrice from the banks of Wye And sandy-bottomed Severn have I sent him Bootless home and weather-beaten back. 70 HOTSPUR FTLN 1629 FTLN 1630 Home without boots, and in foul weather too! How ’scapes he agues, in the devil’s name? GLENDOWER FTLN 1631 FTLN 1632 Come, here is the map. Shall we divide our right According to our threefold order ta’en? MORTIMER FTLN 1633 FTLN 1634 The Archdeacon hath divided it Into three limits very equally: 75 117 FTLN 1635 FTLN 1636 FTLN 1637 FTLN 1638 FTLN 1639 FTLN 1640 FTLN 1641 FTLN 1642 FTLN 1643 FTLN 1644 FTLN 1645 FTLN 1646 FTLN 1647 FTLN 1648 FTLN 1649 FTLN 1650 FTLN 1651 FTLN 1652 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 1 England, from Trent and Severn hitherto, By south and east is to my part assigned; All westward, Wales beyond the Severn shore, And all the fertile land within that bound To Owen Glendower; and, dear coz, to you The remnant northward lying off from Trent. And our indentures tripartite are drawn, Which being sealèd interchangeably— A business that this night may execute— Tomorrow, cousin Percy, you and I And my good Lord of Worcester will set forth To meet your father and the Scottish power, As is appointed us, at Shrewsbury. My father Glendower is not ready yet, Nor shall we need his help these fourteen days. To Glendower. Within that space you may have drawn together Your tenants, friends, and neighboring gentlemen. 80 85 90 GLENDOWER FTLN 1653 FTLN 1654 FTLN 1655 FTLN 1656 FTLN 1657 FTLN 1658 FTLN 1659 FTLN 1660 FTLN 1661 FTLN 1662 FTLN 1663 FTLN 1664 FTLN 1665 FTLN 1666 FTLN 1667 A shorter time shall send me to you, lords, And in my conduct shall your ladies come, From whom you now must steal and take no leave, For there will be a world of water shed Upon the parting of your wives and you. HOTSPUR, looking at the map Methinks my moiety, north from Burton here, In quantity equals not one of yours. See how this river comes me cranking in And cuts me from the best of all my land A huge half-moon, a monstrous cantle out. I’ll have the current in this place dammed up, And here the smug and silver Trent shall run In a new channel, fair and evenly. It shall not wind with such a deep indent To rob me of so rich a bottom here. 95 100 105 119 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 1 GLENDOWER FTLN 1668 Not wind? It shall, it must. You see it doth. to Hotspur Yea, but mark how he bears his course, and runs me up With like advantage on the other side, Gelding the opposèd continent as much As on the other side it takes from you. 110 MORTIMER, FTLN 1669 FTLN 1670 FTLN 1671 FTLN 1672 FTLN 1673 115 WORCESTER FTLN 1674 FTLN 1675 FTLN 1676 Yea, but a little charge will trench him here And on this north side win this cape of land, And then he runs straight and even. HOTSPUR FTLN 1677 FTLN 1678 FTLN 1679 FTLN 1680 FTLN 1681 FTLN 1682 I’ll have it so. A little charge will do it. GLENDOWER I’ll not have it altered. HOTSPUR Will not you? GLENDOWER No, nor you shall not. HOTSPUR Who shall say me nay? GLENDOWER Why, that will I. 120 HOTSPUR FTLN 1683 Let me not understand you, then; speak it in Welsh. 125 GLENDOWER FTLN 1684 FTLN 1685 FTLN 1686 FTLN 1687 FTLN 1688 FTLN 1689 I can speak English, lord, as well as you, For I was trained up in the English court, Where being but young I framèd to the harp Many an English ditty lovely well And gave the tongue a helpful ornament— A virtue that was never seen in you. 130 HOTSPUR FTLN 1690 FTLN 1691 FTLN 1692 FTLN 1693 FTLN 1694 FTLN 1695 FTLN 1696 FTLN 1697 Marry, and I am glad of it with all my heart. I had rather be a kitten and cry “mew” Than one of these same meter balladmongers. I had rather hear a brazen can’stick turned, Or a dry wheel grate on the axletree, And that would set my teeth nothing an edge, Nothing so much as mincing poetry. ’Tis like the forced gait of a shuffling nag. 135 121 FTLN 1698 GLENDOWER Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 1 Come, you shall have Trent turned. 140 HOTSPUR FTLN 1699 FTLN 1700 FTLN 1701 FTLN 1702 FTLN 1703 I do not care. I’ll give thrice so much land To any well-deserving friend; But in the way of bargain, mark you me, I’ll cavil on the ninth part of a hair. Are the indentures drawn? Shall we be gone? 145 GLENDOWER FTLN 1704 FTLN 1705 FTLN 1706 FTLN 1707 FTLN 1708 The moon shines fair. You may away by night. I’ll haste the writer, and withal Break with your wives of your departure hence. I am afraid my daughter will run mad, So much she doteth on her Mortimer. He exits. 150 MORTIMER FTLN 1709 Fie, cousin Percy, how you cross my father! HOTSPUR FTLN 1710 FTLN 1711 FTLN 1712 FTLN 1713 FTLN 1714 FTLN 1715 FTLN 1716 FTLN 1717 FTLN 1718 FTLN 1719 FTLN 1720 FTLN 1721 FTLN 1722 FTLN 1723 FTLN 1724 FTLN 1725 FTLN 1726 FTLN 1727 I cannot choose. Sometime he angers me With telling me of the moldwarp and the ant, Of the dreamer Merlin and his prophecies, And of a dragon and a finless fish, A clip-winged griffin and a moulten raven, A couching lion and a ramping cat, And such a deal of skimble-skamble stuff As puts me from my faith. I tell you what— He held me last night at least nine hours In reckoning up the several devils’ names That were his lackeys. I cried “Hum,” and “Well, go to,” But marked him not a word. O, he is as tedious As a tired horse, a railing wife, Worse than a smoky house. I had rather live With cheese and garlic in a windmill, far, Than feed on cates and have him talk to me In any summer house in Christendom. 155 160 165 MORTIMER FTLN 1728 In faith, he is a worthy gentleman, 170 123 FTLN 1729 FTLN 1730 FTLN 1731 FTLN 1732 FTLN 1733 FTLN 1734 FTLN 1735 FTLN 1736 FTLN 1737 FTLN 1738 FTLN 1739 FTLN 1740 FTLN 1741 FTLN 1742 FTLN 1743 FTLN 1744 FTLN 1745 FTLN 1746 FTLN 1747 FTLN 1748 FTLN 1749 FTLN 1750 FTLN 1751 FTLN 1752 FTLN 1753 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 1 Exceedingly well read and profited In strange concealments, valiant as a lion, And wondrous affable, and as bountiful As mines of India. Shall I tell you, cousin? He holds your temper in a high respect And curbs himself even of his natural scope When you come cross his humor. Faith, he does. I warrant you that man is not alive Might so have tempted him as you have done Without the taste of danger and reproof. But do not use it oft, let me entreat you. WORCESTER, to Hotspur In faith, my lord, you are too willful-blame, And, since your coming hither, have done enough To put him quite besides his patience. You must needs learn, lord, to amend this fault. Though sometimes it show greatness, courage, blood— And that’s the dearest grace it renders you— Yet oftentimes it doth present harsh rage, Defect of manners, want of government, Pride, haughtiness, opinion, and disdain, The least of which, haunting a nobleman, Loseth men’s hearts and leaves behind a stain Upon the beauty of all parts besides, Beguiling them of commendation. 175 180 185 190 195 HOTSPUR FTLN 1754 FTLN 1755 Well, I am schooled. Good manners be your speed! Here come our wives, and let us take our leave. Enter Glendower with the Ladies. MORTIMER FTLN 1756 FTLN 1757 This is the deadly spite that angers me: My wife can speak no English, I no Welsh. GLENDOWER FTLN 1758 FTLN 1759 My daughter weeps; she’ll not part with you. She’ll be a soldier too, she’ll to the wars. 200 125 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 1 MORTIMER FTLN 1760 FTLN 1761 Good father, tell her that she and my aunt Percy Shall follow in your conduct speedily. Glendower speaks to her in Welsh, and she answers him in the same. GLENDOWER FTLN 1762 FTLN 1763 She is desperate here, a peevish self-willed harlotry, One that no persuasion can do good upon. The Lady speaks in Welsh. 205 MORTIMER FTLN 1764 FTLN 1765 FTLN 1766 FTLN 1767 FTLN 1768 FTLN 1769 FTLN 1770 FTLN 1771 FTLN 1772 FTLN 1773 FTLN 1774 FTLN 1775 I understand thy looks. That pretty Welsh Which thou pourest down from these swelling heavens I am too perfect in, and but for shame In such a parley should I answer thee. The Lady speaks again in Welsh. They kiss. I understand thy kisses, and thou mine, And that’s a feeling disputation; But I will never be a truant, love, Till I have learned thy language; for thy tongue Makes Welsh as sweet as ditties highly penned, Sung by a fair queen in a summer’s bower, With ravishing division, to her lute. 210 215 GLENDOWER FTLN 1776 Nay, if you melt, then will she run mad. The Lady speaks again in Welsh. MORTIMER FTLN 1777 O, I am ignorance itself in this! GLENDOWER FTLN 1778 FTLN 1779 FTLN 1780 FTLN 1781 FTLN 1782 FTLN 1783 FTLN 1784 She bids you on the wanton rushes lay you down And rest your gentle head upon her lap, And she will sing the song that pleaseth you, And on your eyelids crown the god of sleep, Charming your blood with pleasing heaviness, Making such difference ’twixt wake and sleep As is the difference betwixt day and night 220 225 127 FTLN 1785 FTLN 1786 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 1 The hour before the heavenly harnessed team Begins his golden progress in the east. MORTIMER FTLN 1787 FTLN 1788 With all my heart I’ll sit and hear her sing. By that time will our book, I think, be drawn. 230 GLENDOWER FTLN 1789 FTLN 1790 FTLN 1791 Do so, and those musicians that shall play to you Hang in the air a thousand leagues from hence, And straight they shall be here. Sit and attend. HOTSPUR FTLN 1792 FTLN 1793 FTLN 1794 FTLN 1795 Come, Kate, thou art perfect in lying down. Come, quick, quick, that I may lay my head in thy lap. LADY PERCY Go, you giddy goose. The music plays. 235 HOTSPUR FTLN 1796 FTLN 1797 FTLN 1798 FTLN 1799 FTLN 1800 FTLN 1801 FTLN 1802 FTLN 1803 FTLN 1804 FTLN 1805 FTLN 1806 FTLN 1807 FTLN 1808 FTLN 1809 FTLN 1810 FTLN 1811 FTLN 1812 FTLN 1813 FTLN 1814 Now I perceive the devil understands Welsh, And ’tis no marvel he is so humorous. By ’r Lady, he is a good musician. LADY PERCY Then should you be nothing but musical, for you are altogether governed by humors. Lie still, you thief, and hear the lady sing in Welsh. HOTSPUR I had rather hear Lady, my brach, howl in Irish. LADY PERCY Wouldst thou have thy head broken? HOTSPUR No. LADY PERCY Then be still. HOTSPUR Neither; ’tis a woman’s fault. LADY PERCY Now God help thee! HOTSPUR To the Welsh lady’s bed. LADY PERCY What’s that? HOTSPUR Peace, she sings. Here the Lady sings a Welsh song. HOTSPUR Come, Kate, I’ll have your song too. LADY PERCY Not mine, in good sooth. HOTSPUR Not yours, in good sooth! Heart, you swear 240 245 250 255 129 FTLN 1815 FTLN 1816 FTLN 1817 FTLN 1818 FTLN 1819 FTLN 1820 FTLN 1821 FTLN 1822 FTLN 1823 FTLN 1824 FTLN 1825 FTLN 1826 FTLN 1827 FTLN 1828 FTLN 1829 ACT 3. SC. 2 Henry IV, Part I like a comfit-maker’s wife! “Not you, in good sooth,” and “as true as I live,” and “as God shall mend me,” and “as sure as day”— And givest such sarcenet surety for thy oaths As if thou never walk’st further than Finsbury. Swear me, Kate, like a lady as thou art, A good mouth-filling oath, and leave “in sooth,” And such protest of pepper-gingerbread To velvet-guards and Sunday citizens. Come, sing. LADY PERCY I will not sing. HOTSPUR ’Tis the next way to turn tailor, or be redbreast teacher. An the indentures be drawn, I’ll away within these two hours, and so come in when you will. He exits. 260 265 270 GLENDOWER FTLN 1830 FTLN 1831 FTLN 1832 FTLN 1833 FTLN 1834 Come, come, Lord Mortimer, you are as slow As hot Lord Percy is on fire to go. By this our book is drawn. We’ll but seal, And then to horse immediately. MORTIMER With all my heart. 275 They exit. Scene 2 Enter the King, Prince of Wales, and others. KING FTLN 1835 FTLN 1836 FTLN 1837 FTLN 1838 FTLN 1839 FTLN 1840 FTLN 1841 Lords, give us leave; the Prince of Wales and I Must have some private conference, but be near at hand, For we shall presently have need of you. Lords exit. I know not whether God will have it so For some displeasing service I have done, That, in His secret doom, out of my blood 5 131 FTLN 1842 FTLN 1843 FTLN 1844 FTLN 1845 FTLN 1846 FTLN 1847 FTLN 1848 FTLN 1849 FTLN 1850 FTLN 1851 FTLN 1852 FTLN 1853 Henry IV, Part I He’ll breed revengement and a scourge for me. But thou dost in thy passages of life Make me believe that thou art only marked For the hot vengeance and the rod of heaven To punish my mistreadings. Tell me else, Could such inordinate and low desires, Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean attempts, Such barren pleasures, rude society As thou art matched withal, and grafted to, Accompany the greatness of thy blood, And hold their level with thy princely heart? ACT 3. SC. 2 10 15 PRINCE FTLN 1854 FTLN 1855 FTLN 1856 FTLN 1857 FTLN 1858 FTLN 1859 FTLN 1860 FTLN 1861 FTLN 1862 FTLN 1863 FTLN 1864 So please your Majesty, I would I could Quit all offenses with as clear excuse As well as I am doubtless I can purge Myself of many I am charged withal. Yet such extenuation let me beg As, in reproof of many tales devised, Which oft the ear of greatness needs must hear, By smiling pickthanks and base newsmongers, I may for some things true, wherein my youth Hath faulty wandered and irregular, Find pardon on my true submission. 20 25 30 KING FTLN 1865 FTLN 1866 FTLN 1867 FTLN 1868 FTLN 1869 FTLN 1870 FTLN 1871 FTLN 1872 FTLN 1873 FTLN 1874 FTLN 1875 God pardon thee. Yet let me wonder, Harry, At thy affections, which do hold a wing Quite from the flight of all thy ancestors. Thy place in council thou hast rudely lost, Which by thy younger brother is supplied, And art almost an alien to the hearts Of all the court and princes of my blood. The hope and expectation of thy time Is ruined, and the soul of every man Prophetically do forethink thy fall. Had I so lavish of my presence been, 35 40 133 FTLN 1876 FTLN 1877 FTLN 1878 FTLN 1879 FTLN 1880 FTLN 1881 FTLN 1882 FTLN 1883 FTLN 1884 FTLN 1885 FTLN 1886 FTLN 1887 FTLN 1888 FTLN 1889 FTLN 1890 FTLN 1891 FTLN 1892 FTLN 1893 FTLN 1894 FTLN 1895 FTLN 1896 FTLN 1897 FTLN 1898 FTLN 1899 FTLN 1900 FTLN 1901 FTLN 1902 FTLN 1903 FTLN 1904 FTLN 1905 FTLN 1906 FTLN 1907 FTLN 1908 FTLN 1909 FTLN 1910 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 2 So common-hackneyed in the eyes of men, So stale and cheap to vulgar company, Opinion, that did help me to the crown, Had still kept loyal to possession And left me in reputeless banishment, A fellow of no mark nor likelihood. By being seldom seen, I could not stir But like a comet I was wondered at, That men would tell their children “This is he.” Others would say “Where? Which is Bolingbroke?” And then I stole all courtesy from heaven, And dressed myself in such humility That I did pluck allegiance from men’s hearts, Loud shouts and salutations from their mouths, Even in the presence of the crownèd king. Thus did I keep my person fresh and new, My presence, like a robe pontifical, Ne’er seen but wondered at, and so my state, Seldom but sumptuous, showed like a feast And won by rareness such solemnity. The skipping king, he ambled up and down With shallow jesters and rash bavin wits, Soon kindled and soon burnt; carded his state, Mingled his royalty with cap’ring fools, Had his great name profanèd with their scorns, And gave his countenance, against his name, To laugh at gibing boys and stand the push Of every beardless vain comparative; Grew a companion to the common streets, Enfeoffed himself to popularity, That, being daily swallowed by men’s eyes, They surfeited with honey and began To loathe the taste of sweetness, whereof a little More than a little is by much too much. So, when he had occasion to be seen, 45 50 55 60 65 70 75 135 FTLN 1911 FTLN 1912 FTLN 1913 FTLN 1914 FTLN 1915 FTLN 1916 FTLN 1917 FTLN 1918 FTLN 1919 FTLN 1920 FTLN 1921 FTLN 1922 FTLN 1923 FTLN 1924 FTLN 1925 FTLN 1926 FTLN 1927 Henry IV, Part I He was but as the cuckoo is in June, Heard, not regarded; seen, but with such eyes As, sick and blunted with community, Afford no extraordinary gaze Such as is bent on sunlike majesty When it shines seldom in admiring eyes, But rather drowsed and hung their eyelids down, Slept in his face, and rendered such aspect As cloudy men use to their adversaries, Being with his presence glutted, gorged, and full. And in that very line, Harry, standest thou, For thou hast lost thy princely privilege With vile participation. Not an eye But is aweary of thy common sight, Save mine, which hath desired to see thee more, Which now doth that I would not have it do, Make blind itself with foolish tenderness. ACT 3. SC. 2 80 85 90 PRINCE FTLN 1928 FTLN 1929 FTLN 1930 FTLN 1931 FTLN 1932 FTLN 1933 FTLN 1934 FTLN 1935 FTLN 1936 FTLN 1937 FTLN 1938 FTLN 1939 FTLN 1940 FTLN 1941 FTLN 1942 FTLN 1943 FTLN 1944 FTLN 1945 I shall hereafter, my thrice gracious lord, Be more myself. KING For all the world As thou art to this hour was Richard then When I from France set foot at Ravenspurgh, And even as I was then is Percy now. Now, by my scepter, and my soul to boot, He hath more worthy interest to the state Than thou, the shadow of succession. For of no right, nor color like to right, He doth fill fields with harness in the realm, Turns head against the lion’s armèd jaws, And, being no more in debt to years than thou, Leads ancient lords and reverend bishops on To bloody battles and to bruising arms. What never-dying honor hath he got Against renownèd Douglas, whose high deeds, Whose hot incursions and great name in arms, 95 100 105 110 137 FTLN 1946 FTLN 1947 FTLN 1948 FTLN 1949 FTLN 1950 FTLN 1951 FTLN 1952 FTLN 1953 FTLN 1954 FTLN 1955 FTLN 1956 FTLN 1957 FTLN 1958 FTLN 1959 FTLN 1960 FTLN 1961 FTLN 1962 FTLN 1963 FTLN 1964 FTLN 1965 FTLN 1966 FTLN 1967 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 2 Holds from all soldiers chief majority And military title capital Through all the kingdoms that acknowledge Christ. Thrice hath this Hotspur, Mars in swaddling clothes, This infant warrior, in his enterprises Discomfited great Douglas, ta’en him once, Enlargèd him, and made a friend of him, To fill the mouth of deep defiance up And shake the peace and safety of our throne. And what say you to this? Percy, Northumberland, The Archbishop’s Grace of York, Douglas, Mortimer, Capitulate against us and are up. But wherefore do I tell these news to thee? Why, Harry, do I tell thee of my foes, Which art my nearest and dearest enemy? Thou that art like enough, through vassal fear, Base inclination, and the start of spleen, To fight against me under Percy’s pay, To dog his heels, and curtsy at his frowns, To show how much thou art degenerate. 115 120 125 130 PRINCE FTLN 1968 FTLN 1969 FTLN 1970 FTLN 1971 FTLN 1972 FTLN 1973 FTLN 1974 FTLN 1975 FTLN 1976 FTLN 1977 FTLN 1978 FTLN 1979 FTLN 1980 Do not think so. You shall not find it so. And God forgive them that so much have swayed Your Majesty’s good thoughts away from me. I will redeem all this on Percy’s head, And, in the closing of some glorious day, Be bold to tell you that I am your son, When I will wear a garment all of blood And stain my favors in a bloody mask, Which, washed away, shall scour my shame with it. And that shall be the day, whene’er it lights, That this same child of honor and renown, This gallant Hotspur, this all-praisèd knight, And your unthought-of Harry chance to meet. 135 140 145 139 FTLN 1981 FTLN 1982 FTLN 1983 FTLN 1984 FTLN 1985 FTLN 1986 FTLN 1987 FTLN 1988 FTLN 1989 FTLN 1990 FTLN 1991 FTLN 1992 FTLN 1993 FTLN 1994 FTLN 1995 FTLN 1996 FTLN 1997 FTLN 1998 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 2 For every honor sitting on his helm, Would they were multitudes, and on my head My shames redoubled! For the time will come That I shall make this northern youth exchange His glorious deeds for my indignities. Percy is but my factor, good my lord, To engross up glorious deeds on my behalf. And I will call him to so strict account That he shall render every glory up, Yea, even the slightest worship of his time, Or I will tear the reckoning from his heart. This in the name of God I promise here, The which if He be pleased I shall perform, I do beseech your Majesty may salve The long-grown wounds of my intemperance. If not, the end of life cancels all bands, And I will die a hundred thousand deaths Ere break the smallest parcel of this vow. 150 155 160 KING FTLN 1999 FTLN 2000 A hundred thousand rebels die in this. Thou shalt have charge and sovereign trust herein. 165 Enter Blunt. FTLN 2001 How now, good Blunt? Thy looks are full of speed. BLUNT FTLN 2002 FTLN 2003 FTLN 2004 FTLN 2005 FTLN 2006 FTLN 2007 FTLN 2008 So hath the business that I come to speak of. Lord Mortimer of Scotland hath sent word That Douglas and the English rebels met The eleventh of this month at Shrewsbury. A mighty and a fearful head they are, If promises be kept on every hand, As ever offered foul play in a state. 170 KING FTLN 2009 FTLN 2010 FTLN 2011 The Earl of Westmoreland set forth today, With him my son, Lord John of Lancaster, For this advertisement is five days old.— 175 141 FTLN 2012 FTLN 2013 FTLN 2014 FTLN 2015 FTLN 2016 FTLN 2017 FTLN 2018 FTLN 2019 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 3 On Wednesday next, Harry, you shall set forward. On Thursday we ourselves will march. Our meeting Is Bridgenorth. And, Harry, you shall march Through Gloucestershire; by which account, Our business valuèd, some twelve days hence Our general forces at Bridgenorth shall meet. Our hands are full of business. Let’s away. Advantage feeds him fat while men delay. They exit. 180 185 Scene 3 Enter Falstaff and Bardolph. FTLN 2020 FTLN 2021 FTLN 2022 FTLN 2023 FTLN 2024 FTLN 2025 FTLN 2026 FTLN 2027 FTLN 2028 FTLN 2029 FTLN 2030 FTLN 2031 FTLN 2032 FTLN 2033 FTLN 2034 FTLN 2035 FTLN 2036 FTLN 2037 FTLN 2038 FTLN 2039 FTLN 2040 FTLN 2041 Bardolph, am I not fallen away vilely since this last action? Do I not bate? Do I not dwindle? Why, my skin hangs about me like an old lady’s loose gown. I am withered like an old applejohn. Well, I’ll repent, and that suddenly, while I am in some liking. I shall be out of heart shortly, and then I shall have no strength to repent. An I have not forgotten what the inside of a church is made of, I am a peppercorn, a brewer’s horse. The inside of a church! Company, villainous company, hath been the spoil of me. BARDOLPH Sir John, you are so fretful you cannot live long. FALSTAFF Why, there is it. Come, sing me a bawdy song, make me merry. I was as virtuously given as a gentleman need to be, virtuous enough: swore little; diced not above seven times—a week; went to a bawdy house not above once in a quarter—of an hour; paid money that I borrowed—three or four times; lived well and in good compass; and now I live out of all order, out of all compass. BARDOLPH Why, you are so fat, Sir John, that you must FALSTAFF 5 10 15 20 143 FTLN 2042 FTLN 2043 FTLN 2044 FTLN 2045 FTLN 2046 FTLN 2047 FTLN 2048 FTLN 2049 FTLN 2050 FTLN 2051 FTLN 2052 FTLN 2053 FTLN 2054 FTLN 2055 FTLN 2056 FTLN 2057 FTLN 2058 FTLN 2059 FTLN 2060 FTLN 2061 FTLN 2062 FTLN 2063 FTLN 2064 FTLN 2065 FTLN 2066 FTLN 2067 FTLN 2068 FTLN 2069 FTLN 2070 FTLN 2071 FTLN 2072 FTLN 2073 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 3 needs be out of all compass, out of all reasonable compass, Sir John. FALSTAFF Do thou amend thy face, and I’ll amend my life. Thou art our admiral, thou bearest the lantern in the poop, but ’tis in the nose of thee. Thou art the Knight of the Burning Lamp. BARDOLPH Why, Sir John, my face does you no harm. FALSTAFF No, I’ll be sworn, I make as good use of it as many a man doth of a death’s-head or a memento mori. I never see thy face but I think upon hellfire and Dives that lived in purple, for there he is in his robes, burning, burning. If thou wert any way given to virtue, I would swear by thy face. My oath should be “By this fire, that’s God’s angel.” But thou art altogether given over, and wert indeed, but for the light in thy face, the son of utter darkness. When thou ran’st up Gad’s Hill in the night to catch my horse, if I did not think thou hadst been an ignis fatuus, or a ball of wildfire, there’s no purchase in money. O, thou art a perpetual triumph, an everlasting bonfire-light. Thou hast saved me a thousand marks in links and torches, walking with thee in the night betwixt tavern and tavern, but the sack that thou hast drunk me would have bought me lights as good cheap at the dearest chandler’s in Europe. I have maintained that salamander of yours with fire any time this two-and-thirty years, God reward me for it. BARDOLPH ’Sblood, I would my face were in your belly! FALSTAFF Godamercy, so should I be sure to be heartburned! 25 30 35 40 45 50 Enter Hostess. FTLN 2074 FTLN 2075 How now, Dame Partlet the hen, have you enquired yet who picked my pocket? 55 145 FTLN 2076 FTLN 2077 FTLN 2078 FTLN 2079 FTLN 2080 FTLN 2081 FTLN 2082 FTLN 2083 FTLN 2084 FTLN 2085 FTLN 2086 FTLN 2087 FTLN 2088 FTLN 2089 FTLN 2090 FTLN 2091 FTLN 2092 FTLN 2093 FTLN 2094 FTLN 2095 FTLN 2096 FTLN 2097 FTLN 2098 FTLN 2099 FTLN 2100 FTLN 2101 FTLN 2102 FTLN 2103 FTLN 2104 FTLN 2105 FTLN 2106 FTLN 2107 FTLN 2108 FTLN 2109 FTLN 2110 FTLN 2111 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 3 Why, Sir John, what do you think, Sir John, do you think I keep thieves in my house? I have searched, I have enquired, so has my husband, man by man, boy by boy, servant by servant. The tithe of a hair was never lost in my house before. FALSTAFF You lie, hostess. Bardolph was shaved and lost many a hair, and I’ll be sworn my pocket was picked. Go to, you are a woman, go. HOSTESS Who, I? No, I defy thee! God’s light, I was never called so in mine own house before. FALSTAFF Go to, I know you well enough. HOSTESS No, Sir John, you do not know me, Sir John. I know you, Sir John. You owe me money, Sir John, and now you pick a quarrel to beguile me of it. I bought you a dozen of shirts to your back. FALSTAFF Dowlas, filthy dowlas. I have given them away to bakers’ wives; they have made bolters of them. HOSTESS Now, as I am a true woman, holland of eight shillings an ell. You owe money here besides, Sir John, for your diet and by-drinkings and money lent you, four-and-twenty pound. FALSTAFF, pointing to Bardolph He had his part of it. Let him pay. HOSTESS He? Alas, he is poor. He hath nothing. FALSTAFF How, poor? Look upon his face. What call you rich? Let them coin his nose. Let them coin his cheeks. I’ll not pay a denier. What, will you make a younker of me? Shall I not take mine ease in mine inn but I shall have my pocket picked? I have lost a seal ring of my grandfather’s worth forty mark. HOSTESS, to Bardolph O Jesu, I have heard the Prince tell him, I know not how oft, that that ring was copper. FALSTAFF How? The Prince is a jack, a sneak-up. HOSTESS 60 65 70 75 80 85 90 147 FTLN 2112 FTLN 2113 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 3 ’Sblood, an he were here, I would cudgel him like a dog if he would say so. Enter the Prince marching, with Peto, and Falstaff meets him playing upon his truncheon like a fife. FTLN 2114 FTLN 2115 FTLN 2116 FTLN 2117 FTLN 2118 FTLN 2119 FTLN 2120 FTLN 2121 FTLN 2122 FTLN 2123 FTLN 2124 FTLN 2125 FTLN 2126 FTLN 2127 FTLN 2128 FTLN 2129 FTLN 2130 FTLN 2131 FTLN 2132 FTLN 2133 FTLN 2134 FTLN 2135 FTLN 2136 FTLN 2137 FTLN 2138 FTLN 2139 FTLN 2140 FTLN 2141 FTLN 2142 FTLN 2143 FTLN 2144 How now, lad, is the wind in that door, i’ faith? Must we all march? BARDOLPH Yea, two and two, Newgate fashion. HOSTESS, to Prince My lord, I pray you, hear me. PRINCE What say’st thou, Mistress Quickly? How doth thy husband? I love him well; he is an honest man. HOSTESS Good my lord, hear me. FALSTAFF Prithee, let her alone, and list to me. PRINCE What say’st thou, Jack? FALSTAFF The other night I fell asleep here, behind the arras, and had my pocket picked. This house is turned bawdy house; they pick pockets. PRINCE What didst thou lose, Jack? FALSTAFF Wilt thou believe me, Hal, three or four bonds of forty pound apiece, and a seal ring of my grandfather’s. PRINCE A trifle, some eightpenny matter. HOSTESS So I told him, my lord, and I said I heard your Grace say so. And, my lord, he speaks most vilely of you, like a foul-mouthed man, as he is, and said he would cudgel you. PRINCE What, he did not! HOSTESS There’s neither faith, truth, nor womanhood in me else. FALSTAFF There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune, nor no more truth in thee than in a drawn fox, and for womanhood, Maid Marian may be the deputy’s wife of the ward to thee. Go, you thing, go. HOSTESS Say, what thing, what thing? FALSTAFF What thing? Why, a thing to thank God on. 95 100 105 110 115 120 125 149 FTLN 2145 FTLN 2146 FTLN 2147 FTLN 2148 FTLN 2149 FTLN 2150 FTLN 2151 FTLN 2152 FTLN 2153 FTLN 2154 FTLN 2155 FTLN 2156 FTLN 2157 FTLN 2158 FTLN 2159 FTLN 2160 FTLN 2161 FTLN 2162 FTLN 2163 FTLN 2164 FTLN 2165 FTLN 2166 FTLN 2167 FTLN 2168 FTLN 2169 FTLN 2170 FTLN 2171 FTLN 2172 FTLN 2173 FTLN 2174 FTLN 2175 FTLN 2176 FTLN 2177 FTLN 2178 FTLN 2179 FTLN 2180 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 3 I am no thing to thank God on, I would thou shouldst know it! I am an honest man’s wife, and, setting thy knighthood aside, thou art a knave to call me so. FALSTAFF Setting thy womanhood aside, thou art a beast to say otherwise. HOSTESS Say, what beast, thou knave, thou? FALSTAFF What beast? Why, an otter. PRINCE An otter, Sir John. Why an otter? FALSTAFF Why, she’s neither fish nor flesh; a man knows not where to have her. HOSTESS Thou art an unjust man in saying so. Thou or any man knows where to have me, thou knave, thou. PRINCE Thou sayst true, hostess, and he slanders thee most grossly. HOSTESS So he doth you, my lord, and said this other day you owed him a thousand pound. PRINCE Sirrah, do I owe you a thousand pound? FALSTAFF A thousand pound, Hal? A million. Thy love is worth a million; thou owest me thy love. HOSTESS Nay, my lord, he called you “jack,” and said he would cudgel you. FALSTAFF Did I, Bardolph? BARDOLPH Indeed, Sir John, you said so. FALSTAFF Yea, if he said my ring was copper. PRINCE I say ’tis copper. Darest thou be as good as thy word now? FALSTAFF Why, Hal, thou knowest, as thou art but man, I dare, but as thou art prince, I fear thee as I fear the roaring of the lion’s whelp. PRINCE And why not as the lion? FALSTAFF The King himself is to be feared as the lion. Dost thou think I’ll fear thee as I fear thy father? Nay, an I do, I pray God my girdle break. PRINCE O, if it should, how would thy guts fall about HOSTESS 130 135 140 145 150 155 160 151 FTLN 2181 FTLN 2182 FTLN 2183 FTLN 2184 FTLN 2185 FTLN 2186 FTLN 2187 FTLN 2188 FTLN 2189 FTLN 2190 FTLN 2191 FTLN 2192 FTLN 2193 FTLN 2194 FTLN 2195 FTLN 2196 FTLN 2197 FTLN 2198 FTLN 2199 FTLN 2200 FTLN 2201 FTLN 2202 FTLN 2203 FTLN 2204 FTLN 2205 FTLN 2206 FTLN 2207 FTLN 2208 FTLN 2209 FTLN 2210 FTLN 2211 FTLN 2212 FTLN 2213 FTLN 2214 FTLN 2215 FTLN 2216 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 3 thy knees! But, sirrah, there’s no room for faith, truth, nor honesty in this bosom of thine. It is all filled up with guts and midriff. Charge an honest woman with picking thy pocket? Why, thou whoreson, impudent, embossed rascal, if there were anything in thy pocket but tavern reckonings, memorandums of bawdy houses, and one poor pennyworth of sugar candy to make thee long-winded, if thy pocket were enriched with any other injuries but these, I am a villain. And yet you will stand to it! You will not pocket up wrong! Art thou not ashamed? FALSTAFF Dost thou hear, Hal? Thou knowest in the state of innocency Adam fell, and what should poor Jack Falstaff do in the days of villainy? Thou seest I have more flesh than another man and therefore more frailty. You confess, then, you picked my pocket. PRINCE It appears so by the story. FALSTAFF Hostess, I forgive thee. Go make ready breakfast, love thy husband, look to thy servants, cherish thy guests. Thou shalt find me tractable to any honest reason. Thou seest I am pacified still. Nay, prithee, begone. (Hostess exits.) Now, Hal, to the news at court. For the robbery, lad, how is that answered? PRINCE O, my sweet beef, I must still be good angel to thee. The money is paid back again. FALSTAFF O, I do not like that paying back. ’Tis a double labor. PRINCE I am good friends with my father and may do anything. FALSTAFF Rob me the Exchequer the first thing thou dost, and do it with unwashed hands too. BARDOLPH Do, my lord. PRINCE I have procured thee, Jack, a charge of foot. 165 170 175 180 185 190 195 153 FTLN 2217 FTLN 2218 FTLN 2219 FTLN 2220 FTLN 2221 FTLN 2222 FTLN 2223 FTLN 2224 FTLN 2225 FTLN 2226 FTLN 2227 FTLN 2228 FTLN 2229 FTLN 2230 FTLN 2231 FTLN 2232 FTLN 2233 FTLN 2234 FTLN 2235 Henry IV, Part I ACT 3. SC. 3 I would it had been of horse. Where shall I find one that can steal well? O, for a fine thief of the age of two-and-twenty or thereabouts! I am heinously unprovided. Well, God be thanked for these rebels. They offend none but the virtuous. I laud them; I praise them. PRINCE Bardolph. BARDOLPH My lord. PRINCE, handing Bardolph papers Go, bear this letter to Lord John of Lancaster, To my brother John; this to my Lord of Westmoreland. Bardolph exits. Go, Peto, to horse, to horse, for thou and I Have thirty miles to ride yet ere dinner time. Peto exits. Jack, meet me tomorrow in the Temple hall At two o’clock in the afternoon; There shalt thou know thy charge, and there receive Money and order for their furniture. The land is burning. Percy stands on high, And either we or they must lower lie. He exits. FALSTAFF FALSTAFF FTLN 2236 FTLN 2237 FTLN 2238 Rare words, brave world!—Hostess, my breakfast, come.— O, I could wish this tavern were my drum. He exits. 200 205 210 215 ACT 4 Scene 1 Enter Hotspur, Worcester, and Douglas. HOTSPUR FTLN 2239 FTLN 2240 FTLN 2241 FTLN 2242 FTLN 2243 FTLN 2244 FTLN 2245 FTLN 2246 FTLN 2247 FTLN 2248 FTLN 2249 FTLN 2250 FTLN 2251 Well said, my noble Scot. If speaking truth In this fine age were not thought flattery, Such attribution should the Douglas have As not a soldier of this season’s stamp Should go so general current through the world. By God, I cannot flatter. I do defy The tongues of soothers. But a braver place In my heart’s love hath no man than yourself. Nay, task me to my word; approve me, lord. DOUGLAS Thou art the king of honor. No man so potent breathes upon the ground But I will beard him. HOTSPUR Do so, and ’tis well. 5 10 Enter a Messenger with letters. FTLN 2252 FTLN 2253 FTLN 2254 What letters hast thou there? To Douglas. I can but thank you. MESSENGER These letters come from your father. HOTSPUR FTLN 2255 Letters from him! Why comes he not himself? MESSENGER FTLN 2256 He cannot come, my lord. He is grievous sick. 157 15 159 Henry IV, Part I ACT 4. SC. 1 HOTSPUR FTLN 2257 FTLN 2258 FTLN 2259 FTLN 2260 Zounds, how has he the leisure to be sick In such a justling time? Who leads his power? Under whose government come they along? MESSENGER, handing letter to Hotspur, who begins reading it His letters bears his mind, not I, my lord. 20 WORCESTER FTLN 2261 I prithee, tell me, doth he keep his bed? MESSENGER FTLN 2262 FTLN 2263 FTLN 2264 He did, my lord, four days ere I set forth, And, at the time of my departure thence, He was much feared by his physicians. 25 WORCESTER FTLN 2265 FTLN 2266 FTLN 2267 I would the state of time had first been whole Ere he by sickness had been visited. His health was never better worth than now. HOTSPUR FTLN 2268 FTLN 2269 FTLN 2270 FTLN 2271 FTLN 2272 FTLN 2273 FTLN 2274 FTLN 2275 FTLN 2276 FTLN 2277 FTLN 2278 FTLN 2279 FTLN 2280 FTLN 2281 FTLN 2282 Sick now? Droop now? This sickness doth infect The very lifeblood of our enterprise. ’Tis catching hither, even to our camp. He writes me here that inward sickness— And that his friends by deputation Could not so soon be drawn, nor did he think it meet To lay so dangerous and dear a trust On any soul removed but on his own; Yet doth he give us bold advertisement That with our small conjunction we should on To see how fortune is disposed to us, For, as he writes, there is no quailing now, Because the King is certainly possessed Of all our purposes. What say you to it? 30 35 40 WORCESTER FTLN 2283 Your father’s sickness is a maim to us. 45 161 Henry IV, Part I ACT 4. SC. 1 HOTSPUR FTLN 2284 FTLN 2285 FTLN 2286 FTLN 2287 FTLN 2288 FTLN 2289 FTLN 2290 FTLN 2291 FTLN 2292 FTLN 2293 A perilous gash, a very limb lopped off! And yet, in faith, it is not. His present want Seems more than we shall find it. Were it good To set the exact wealth of all our states All at one cast? To set so rich a main On the nice hazard of one doubtful hour? It were not good, for therein should we read The very bottom and the soul of hope, The very list, the very utmost bound Of all our fortunes. 50 55 DOUGLAS FTLN 2294 FTLN 2295 FTLN 2296 FTLN 2297 Faith, and so we should, where now remains A sweet reversion. We may boldly spend Upon the hope of what is to come in. A comfort of retirement lives in this. HOTSPUR FTLN 2298 FTLN 2299 FTLN 2300 A rendezvous, a home to fly unto, If that the devil and mischance look big Upon the maidenhead of our affairs. 60 WORCESTER FTLN 2301 FTLN 2302 FTLN 2303 FTLN 2304 FTLN 2305 FTLN 2306 FTLN 2307 FTLN 2308 FTLN 2309 FTLN 2310 FTLN 2311 FTLN 2312 FTLN 2313 FTLN 2314 But yet I would your father had been here. The quality and hair of our attempt Brooks no division. It will be thought By some that know not why he is away That wisdom, loyalty, and mere dislike Of our proceedings kept the Earl from hence. And think how such an apprehension May turn the tide of fearful faction And breed a kind of question in our cause. For well you know, we of the off’ring side Must keep aloof from strict arbitrament, And stop all sight-holes, every loop from whence The eye of reason may pry in upon us. This absence of your father’s draws a curtain 65 70 75 163 FTLN 2315 FTLN 2316 FTLN 2317 FTLN 2318 FTLN 2319 FTLN 2320 FTLN 2321 FTLN 2322 FTLN 2323 FTLN 2324 FTLN 2325 Henry IV, Part I That shows the ignorant a kind of fear Before not dreamt of. HOTSPUR You strain too far. I rather of his absence make this use: It lends a luster and more great opinion, A larger dare, to our great enterprise Than if the Earl were here, for men must think If we without his help can make a head To push against a kingdom, with his help We shall o’erturn it topsy-turvy down. Yet all goes well; yet all our joints are whole. ACT 4. SC. 1 80 85 DOUGLAS FTLN 2326 FTLN 2327 As heart can think. There is not such a word Spoke of in Scotland as this term of fear. Enter Sir Richard Vernon. HOTSPUR FTLN 2328 My cousin Vernon, welcome, by my soul. 90 VERNON FTLN 2329 FTLN 2330 FTLN 2331 Pray God my news be worth a welcome, lord. The Earl of Westmoreland, seven thousand strong, Is marching hitherwards, with him Prince John. HOTSPUR FTLN 2332 FTLN 2333 FTLN 2334 FTLN 2335 FTLN 2336 No harm, what more? And further I have learned The King himself in person is set forth, Or hitherwards intended speedily, With strong and mighty preparation. VERNON 95 HOTSPUR FTLN 2337 FTLN 2338 FTLN 2339 FTLN 2340 FTLN 2341 FTLN 2342 FTLN 2343 He shall be welcome too. Where is his son, The nimble-footed madcap Prince of Wales, And his comrades, that daffed the world aside And bid it pass? VERNON All furnished, all in arms, All plumed like estridges that with the wind Bated like eagles having lately bathed, 100 105 165 FTLN 2344 FTLN 2345 FTLN 2346 FTLN 2347 FTLN 2348 FTLN 2349 FTLN 2350 FTLN 2351 FTLN 2352 FTLN 2353 FTLN 2354 Henry IV, Part I ACT 4. SC. 1 Glittering in golden coats like images, As full of spirit as the month of May, And gorgeous as the sun at midsummer, Wanton as youthful goats, wild as young bulls. I saw young Harry with his beaver on, His cuisses on his thighs, gallantly armed, Rise from the ground like feathered Mercury And vaulted with such ease into his seat As if an angel dropped down from the clouds, To turn and wind a fiery Pegasus And witch the world with noble horsemanship. 110 115 HOTSPUR FTLN 2355 FTLN 2356 FTLN 2357 FTLN 2358 FTLN 2359 FTLN 2360 FTLN 2361 FTLN 2362 FTLN 2363 FTLN 2364 FTLN 2365 FTLN 2366 FTLN 2367 FTLN 2368 FTLN 2369 FTLN 2370 FTLN 2371 No more, no more! Worse than the sun in March This praise doth nourish agues. Let them come. They come like sacrifices in their trim, And to the fire-eyed maid of smoky war All hot and bleeding will we offer them. The mailèd Mars shall on his altar sit Up to the ears in blood. I am on fire To hear this rich reprisal is so nigh And yet not ours. Come, let me taste my horse, Who is to bear me like a thunderbolt Against the bosom of the Prince of Wales. Harry to Harry shall, hot horse to horse, Meet and ne’er part till one drop down a corse. O, that Glendower were come! VERNON There is more news. I learned in Worcester, as I rode along, He cannot draw his power this fourteen days. 120 125 130 DOUGLAS FTLN 2372 That’s the worst tidings that I hear of yet. WORCESTER FTLN 2373 Ay, by my faith, that bears a frosty sound. HOTSPUR FTLN 2374 What may the King’s whole battle reach unto? 135 167 Henry IV, Part I ACT 4. SC. 2 VERNON FTLN 2375 FTLN 2376 FTLN 2377 FTLN 2378 FTLN 2379 FTLN 2380 To thirty thousand. Forty let it be. My father and Glendower being both away, The powers of us may serve so great a day. Come, let us take a muster speedily. Doomsday is near. Die all, die merrily. HOTSPUR 140 DOUGLAS FTLN 2381 FTLN 2382 Talk not of dying. I am out of fear Of death or death’s hand for this one half year. They exit. Scene 2 Enter Falstaff and Bardolph. FTLN 2383 FTLN 2384 FTLN 2385 FTLN 2386 FTLN 2387 FTLN 2388 FTLN 2389 FTLN 2390 FTLN 2391 FTLN 2392 FTLN 2393 FTLN 2394 FTLN 2395 FTLN 2396 FTLN 2397 FTLN 2398 FTLN 2399 FTLN 2400 FTLN 2401 Bardolph, get thee before to Coventry. Fill me a bottle of sack. Our soldiers shall march through. We’ll to Sutton Coldfield tonight. BARDOLPH Will you give me money, captain? FALSTAFF Lay out, lay out. BARDOLPH This bottle makes an angel. FALSTAFF An if it do, take it for thy labor. An if it make twenty, take them all. I’ll answer the coinage. Bid my lieutenant Peto meet me at town’s end. BARDOLPH I will, captain. Farewell. He exits. FALSTAFF If I be not ashamed of my soldiers, I am a soused gurnet. I have misused the King’s press damnably. I have got, in exchange of a hundred and fifty soldiers, three hundred and odd pounds. I press me none but good householders, yeomen’s sons, inquire me out contracted bachelors, such as had been asked twice on the banns—such a commodity of warm slaves as had as lief hear the devil as a drum, such as fear the report of a caliver worse FALSTAFF 5 10 15 169 FTLN 2402 FTLN 2403 FTLN 2404 FTLN 2405 FTLN 2406 FTLN 2407 FTLN 2408 FTLN 2409 FTLN 2410 FTLN 2411 FTLN 2412 FTLN 2413 FTLN 2414 FTLN 2415 FTLN 2416 FTLN 2417 FTLN 2418 FTLN 2419 FTLN 2420 FTLN 2421 FTLN 2422 FTLN 2423 FTLN 2424 FTLN 2425 FTLN 2426 FTLN 2427 FTLN 2428 FTLN 2429 FTLN 2430 FTLN 2431 Henry IV, Part I ACT 4. SC. 2 than a struck fowl or a hurt wild duck. I pressed me none but such toasts-and-butter, with hearts in their bellies no bigger than pins’ heads, and they have bought out their services, and now my whole charge consists of ancients, corporals, lieutenants, gentlemen of companies—slaves as ragged as Lazarus in the painted cloth, where the glutton’s dogs licked his sores; and such as indeed were never soldiers, but discarded, unjust servingmen, younger sons to younger brothers, revolted tapsters, and ostlers tradefallen, the cankers of a calm world and a long peace, ten times more dishonorable-ragged than an old feazed ancient; and such have I to fill up the rooms of them as have bought out their services, that you would think that I had a hundred and fifty tattered prodigals lately come from swine-keeping, from eating draff and husks. A mad fellow met me on the way and told me I had unloaded all the gibbets and pressed the dead bodies. No eye hath seen such scarecrows. I’ll not march through Coventry with them, that’s flat. Nay, and the villains march wide betwixt the legs as if they had gyves on, for indeed I had the most of them out of prison. There’s not a shirt and a half in all my company, and the half shirt is two napkins tacked together and thrown over the shoulders like a herald’s coat without sleeves; and the shirt, to say the truth, stolen from my host at Saint Albans or the red-nose innkeeper of Daventry. But that’s all one; they’ll find linen enough on every hedge. 20 25 30 35 40 45 Enter the Prince and the Lord of Westmoreland. FTLN 2432 FTLN 2433 FTLN 2434 How now, blown Jack? How now, quilt? FALSTAFF What, Hal, how now, mad wag? What a devil dost thou in Warwickshire?—My good Lord of PRINCE 50 171 FTLN 2435 FTLN 2436 FTLN 2437 FTLN 2438 FTLN 2439 FTLN 2440 FTLN 2441 FTLN 2442 FTLN 2443 FTLN 2444 FTLN 2445 FTLN 2446 FTLN 2447 FTLN 2448 FTLN 2449 FTLN 2450 FTLN 2451 FTLN 2452 FTLN 2453 FTLN 2454 FTLN 2455 FTLN 2456 FTLN 2457 FTLN 2458 FTLN 2459 FTLN 2460 FTLN 2461 FTLN 2462 FTLN 2463 FTLN 2464 FTLN 2465 Henry IV, Part I ACT 4. SC. 2 Westmoreland, I cry you mercy. I thought your Honor had already been at Shrewsbury. WESTMORELAND Faith, Sir John, ’tis more than time that I were there and you too, but my powers are there already. The King, I can tell you, looks for us all. We must away all night. FALSTAFF Tut, never fear me. I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream. PRINCE I think to steal cream indeed, for thy theft hath already made thee butter. But tell me, Jack, whose fellows are these that come after? FALSTAFF Mine, Hal, mine. PRINCE I did never see such pitiful rascals. FALSTAFF Tut, tut, good enough to toss; food for powder, food for powder. They’ll fill a pit as well as better. Tush, man, mortal men, mortal men. WESTMORELAND Ay, but, Sir John, methinks they are exceeding poor and bare, too beggarly. FALSTAFF Faith, for their poverty, I know not where they had that, and for their bareness, I am sure they never learned that of me. PRINCE No, I’ll be sworn, unless you call three fingers in the ribs bare. But, sirrah, make haste. Percy is already in the field. He exits. FALSTAFF What, is the King encamped? WESTMORELAND He is, Sir John. I fear we shall stay too long. He exits. FALSTAFF Well, To the latter end of a fray and the beginning of a feast Fits a dull fighter and a keen guest. He exits. 55 60 65 70 75 80 173 Henry IV, Part I ACT 4. SC. 3 Scene 3 Enter Hotspur, Worcester, Douglas, and Vernon. HOTSPUR FTLN 2466 FTLN 2467 We’ll fight with him tonight. WORCESTER It may not be. DOUGLAS FTLN 2468 FTLN 2469 You give him then advantage. VERNON Not a whit. HOTSPUR FTLN 2470 FTLN 2471 FTLN 2472 Why say you so? Looks he not for supply? So do we. HOTSPUR His is certain; ours is doubtful. 5 VERNON WORCESTER FTLN 2473 FTLN 2474 FTLN 2475 FTLN 2476 Good cousin, be advised. Stir not tonight. VERNON, to Hotspur Do not, my lord. DOUGLAS You do not counsel well. You speak it out of fear and cold heart. 10 VERNON FTLN 2477 FTLN 2478 FTLN 2479 FTLN 2480 FTLN 2481 FTLN 2482 FTLN 2483 FTLN 2484 FTLN 2485 FTLN 2486 Do me no slander, Douglas. By my life (And I dare well maintain it with my life), If well-respected honor bid me on, I hold as little counsel with weak fear As you, my lord, or any Scot that this day lives. Let it be seen tomorrow in the battle Which of us fears. DOUGLAS Yea, or tonight. VERNON Content. HOTSPUR Tonight, say I. 15 20 VERNON FTLN 2487 FTLN 2488 FTLN 2489 FTLN 2490 FTLN 2491 Come, come, it may not be. I wonder much, Being men of such great leading as you are, That you foresee not what impediments Drag back our expedition. Certain horse Of my cousin Vernon’s are not yet come up. 25 175 FTLN 2492 FTLN 2493 FTLN 2494 FTLN 2495 Henry IV, Part I ACT 4. SC. 3 Your uncle Worcester’s horse came but today, And now their pride and mettle is asleep, Their courage with hard labor tame and dull, That not a horse is half the half of himself. 30 HOTSPUR FTLN 2496 FTLN 2497 FTLN 2498 So are the horses of the enemy In general journey-bated and brought low. The better part of ours are full of rest. WORCESTER FTLN 2499 FTLN 2500 The number of the King exceedeth ours. For God’s sake, cousin, stay till all come in. The trumpet sounds a parley. 35 Enter Sir Walter Blunt. BLUNT FTLN 2501 FTLN 2502 I come with gracious offers from the King, If you vouchsafe me hearing and respect. HOTSPUR FTLN 2503 FTLN 2504 FTLN 2505 FTLN 2506 FTLN 2507 FTLN 2508 Welcome, Sir Walter Blunt, and would to God You were of our determination. Some of us love you well, and even those some Envy your great deservings and good name Because you are not of our quality But stand against us like an enemy. 40 BLUNT FTLN 2509 FTLN 2510 FTLN 2511 FTLN 2512 FTLN 2513 FTLN 2514 FTLN 2515 FTLN 2516 FTLN 2517 FTLN 2518 FTLN 2519 And God defend but still I should stand so, So long as out of limit and true rule You stand against anointed majesty. But to my charge. The King hath sent to know The nature of your griefs, and whereupon You conjure from the breast of civil peace Such bold hostility, teaching his duteous land Audacious cruelty. If that the King Have any way your good deserts forgot, Which he confesseth to be manifold, He bids you name your griefs, and with all speed 45 50 177 FTLN 2520 FTLN 2521 FTLN 2522 Henry IV, Part I You shall have your desires with interest And pardon absolute for yourself and these Herein misled by your suggestion. ACT 4. SC. 3 55 HOTSPUR FTLN 2523 FTLN 2524 FTLN 2525 FTLN 2526 FTLN 2527 FTLN 2528 FTLN 2529 FTLN 2530 FTLN 2531 FTLN 2532 FTLN 2533 FTLN 2534 FTLN 2535 FTLN 2536 FTLN 2537 FTLN 2538 FTLN 2539 FTLN 2540 FTLN 2541 FTLN 2542 FTLN 2543 FTLN 2544 FTLN 2545 FTLN 2546 FTLN 2547 FTLN 2548 FTLN 2549 FTLN 2550 FTLN 2551 FTLN 2552 FTLN 2553 FTLN 2554 FTLN 2555 The King is kind, and well we know the King Knows at what time to promise, when to pay. My father and my uncle and myself Did give him that same royalty he wears, And when he was not six-and-twenty strong, Sick in the world’s regard, wretched and low, A poor unminded outlaw sneaking home, My father gave him welcome to the shore; And when he heard him swear and vow to God He came but to be Duke of Lancaster, To sue his livery, and beg his peace With tears of innocency and terms of zeal, My father, in kind heart and pity moved, Swore him assistance and performed it too. Now when the lords and barons of the realm Perceived Northumberland did lean to him, The more and less came in with cap and knee, Met him in boroughs, cities, villages, Attended him on bridges, stood in lanes, Laid gifts before him, proffered him their oaths, Gave him their heirs as pages, followed him Even at the heels in golden multitudes. He presently, as greatness knows itself, Steps me a little higher than his vow Made to my father while his blood was poor Upon the naked shore at Ravenspurgh, And now forsooth takes on him to reform Some certain edicts and some strait decrees That lie too heavy on the commonwealth, Cries out upon abuses, seems to weep Over his country’s wrongs, and by this face, This seeming brow of justice, did he win The hearts of all that he did angle for, 60 65 70 75 80 85 90 179 FTLN 2556 FTLN 2557 FTLN 2558 FTLN 2559 ACT 4. SC. 3 Henry IV, Part I Proceeded further—cut me off the heads Of all the favorites that the absent king In deputation left behind him here When he was personal in the Irish war. BLUNT FTLN 2560 FTLN 2561 FTLN 2562 FTLN 2563 FTLN 2564 FTLN 2565 FTLN 2566 FTLN 2567 FTLN 2568 FTLN 2569 FTLN 2570 FTLN 2571 FTLN 2572 FTLN 2573 FTLN 2574 FTLN 2575 FTLN 2576 FTLN 2577 Tut, I came not to hear this. 95 Then to the point. In short time after, he deposed the King, Soon after that deprived him of his life And, in the neck of that, tasked the whole state. To make that worse, suffered his kinsman March (Who is, if every owner were well placed, Indeed his king) to be engaged in Wales, There without ransom to lie forfeited, Disgraced me in my happy victories, Sought to entrap me by intelligence, Rated mine uncle from the council board, In rage dismissed my father from the court, Broke oath on oath, committed wrong on wrong, And in conclusion drove us to seek out This head of safety, and withal to pry Into his title, the which we find Too indirect for long continuance. HOTSPUR 100 105 110 BLUNT FTLN 2578 Shall I return this answer to the King? HOTSPUR FTLN 2579 FTLN 2580 FTLN 2581 FTLN 2582 FTLN 2583 Not so, Sir Walter. We’ll withdraw awhile. Go to the King, and let there be impawned Some surety for a safe return again, And in the morning early shall mine uncle Bring him our purposes. And so farewell. 115 BLUNT FTLN 2584 I would you would accept of grace and love. HOTSPUR FTLN 2585 FTLN 2586 And maybe so we shall. BLUNT 120 Pray God you do. They exit. 181 Henry IV, Part I ACT 4. SC. 4 Scene 4 Enter Archbishop of York and Sir Michael. ARCHBISHOP, FTLN 2587 FTLN 2588 FTLN 2589 FTLN 2590 FTLN 2591 handing papers Hie, good Sir Michael, bear this sealèd brief With wingèd haste to the Lord Marshal, This to my cousin Scroop, and all the rest To whom they are directed. If you knew How much they do import, you would make haste. 5 SIR MICHAEL FTLN 2592 FTLN 2593 FTLN 2594 FTLN 2595 FTLN 2596 FTLN 2597 FTLN 2598 FTLN 2599 FTLN 2600 FTLN 2601 FTLN 2602 FTLN 2603 FTLN 2604 FTLN 2605 FTLN 2606 My good lord, I guess their tenor. ARCHBISHOP Like enough you do. Tomorrow, good Sir Michael, is a day Wherein the fortune of ten thousand men Must bide the touch. For, sir, at Shrewsbury, As I am truly given to understand, The King with mighty and quick-raisèd power Meets with Lord Harry. And I fear, Sir Michael, What with the sickness of Northumberland, Whose power was in the first proportion, And what with Owen Glendower’s absence thence, Who with them was a rated sinew too And comes not in, o’erruled by prophecies, I fear the power of Percy is too weak To wage an instant trial with the King. 10 15 20 SIR MICHAEL FTLN 2607 FTLN 2608 FTLN 2609 Why, my good lord, you need not fear. There is Douglas and Lord Mortimer. ARCHBISHOP No, Mortimer is not there. SIR MICHAEL FTLN 2610 FTLN 2611 FTLN 2612 But there is Mordake, Vernon, Lord Harry Percy, And there is my Lord of Worcester, and a head Of gallant warriors, noble gentlemen. ARCHBISHOP FTLN 2613 FTLN 2614 And so there is. But yet the King hath drawn The special head of all the land together: 25 183 FTLN 2615 FTLN 2616 FTLN 2617 FTLN 2618 Henry IV, Part I ACT 4. SC. 4 The Prince of Wales, Lord John of Lancaster, The noble Westmoreland, and warlike Blunt, And many more corrivals and dear men Of estimation and command in arms. 30 SIR MICHAEL FTLN 2619 Doubt not, my lord, they shall be well opposed. ARCHBISHOP FTLN 2620 FTLN 2621 FTLN 2622 FTLN 2623 FTLN 2624 FTLN 2625 FTLN 2626 FTLN 2627 I hope no less, yet needful ’tis to fear; And to prevent the worst, Sir Michael, speed. For if Lord Percy thrive not, ere the King Dismiss his power he means to visit us, For he hath heard of our confederacy, And ’tis but wisdom to make strong against him. Therefore make haste. I must go write again To other friends. And so farewell, Sir Michael. They exit. 35 40 ACT 5 Scene 1 Enter the King, Prince of Wales, Lord John of Lancaster, Sir Walter Blunt, and Falstaff. KING FTLN 2628 FTLN 2629 FTLN 2630 FTLN 2631 FTLN 2632 FTLN 2633 FTLN 2634 How bloodily the sun begins to peer Above yon bulky hill. The day looks pale At his distemp’rature. PRINCE The southern wind Doth play the trumpet to his purposes, And by his hollow whistling in the leaves Foretells a tempest and a blust’ring day. 5 KING FTLN 2635 FTLN 2636 Then with the losers let it sympathize, For nothing can seem foul to those that win. The trumpet sounds. Enter Worcester and Vernon. FTLN 2637 FTLN 2638 FTLN 2639 FTLN 2640 FTLN 2641 FTLN 2642 FTLN 2643 FTLN 2644 How now, my Lord of Worcester? ’Tis not well That you and I should meet upon such terms As now we meet. You have deceived our trust And made us doff our easy robes of peace To crush our old limbs in ungentle steel. This is not well, my lord; this is not well. What say you to it? Will you again unknit This churlish knot of all-abhorrèd war 187 10 15 189 FTLN 2645 FTLN 2646 FTLN 2647 FTLN 2648 FTLN 2649 FTLN 2650 FTLN 2651 FTLN 2652 FTLN 2653 FTLN 2654 Henry IV, Part I And move in that obedient orb again Where you did give a fair and natural light, And be no more an exhaled meteor, A prodigy of fear, and a portent Of broachèd mischief to the unborn times? WORCESTER Hear me, my liege: For mine own part I could be well content To entertain the lag end of my life With quiet hours. For I protest I have not sought the day of this dislike. ACT 5. SC. 1 20 25 KING FTLN 2655 FTLN 2656 FTLN 2657 You have not sought it. How comes it then? FALSTAFF Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it. PRINCE Peace, chewet, peace. 30 WORCESTER FTLN 2658 FTLN 2659 FTLN 2660 FTLN 2661 FTLN 2662 FTLN 2663 FTLN 2664 FTLN 2665 FTLN 2666 FTLN 2667 FTLN 2668 FTLN 2669 FTLN 2670 FTLN 2671 FTLN 2672 FTLN 2673 FTLN 2674 FTLN 2675 FTLN 2676 FTLN 2677 FTLN 2678 It pleased your Majesty to turn your looks Of favor from myself and all our house; And yet I must remember you, my lord, We were the first and dearest of your friends. For you my staff of office did I break In Richard’s time, and posted day and night To meet you on the way and kiss your hand When yet you were in place and in account Nothing so strong and fortunate as I. It was myself, my brother, and his son That brought you home and boldly did outdare The dangers of the time. You swore to us, And you did swear that oath at Doncaster, That you did nothing purpose ’gainst the state, Nor claim no further than your new-fall’n right, The seat of Gaunt, dukedom of Lancaster. To this we swore our aid. But in short space It rained down fortune show’ring on your head, And such a flood of greatness fell on you— What with our help, what with the absent king, What with the injuries of a wanton time, 35 40 45 50 191 FTLN 2679 FTLN 2680 FTLN 2681 FTLN 2682 FTLN 2683 FTLN 2684 FTLN 2685 FTLN 2686 FTLN 2687 FTLN 2688 FTLN 2689 FTLN 2690 FTLN 2691 FTLN 2692 FTLN 2693 FTLN 2694 FTLN 2695 FTLN 2696 FTLN 2697 FTLN 2698 FTLN 2699 Henry IV, Part I The seeming sufferances that you had borne, And the contrarious winds that held the King So long in his unlucky Irish wars That all in England did repute him dead— And from this swarm of fair advantages You took occasion to be quickly wooed To gripe the general sway into your hand, Forgot your oath to us at Doncaster; And being fed by us, you used us so As that ungentle gull, the cuckoo’s bird, Useth the sparrow—did oppress our nest, Grew by our feeding to so great a bulk That even our love durst not come near your sight For fear of swallowing; but with nimble wing We were enforced for safety sake to fly Out of your sight and raise this present head, Whereby we stand opposèd by such means As you yourself have forged against yourself By unkind usage, dangerous countenance, And violation of all faith and troth Sworn to us in your younger enterprise. ACT 5. SC. 1 55 60 65 70 KING FTLN 2700 FTLN 2701 FTLN 2702 FTLN 2703 FTLN 2704 FTLN 2705 FTLN 2706 FTLN 2707 FTLN 2708 FTLN 2709 FTLN 2710 These things indeed you have articulate, Proclaimed at market crosses, read in churches, To face the garment of rebellion With some fine color that may please the eye Of fickle changelings and poor discontents, Which gape and rub the elbow at the news Of hurlyburly innovation. And never yet did insurrection want Such water colors to impaint his cause, Nor moody beggars starving for a time Of pellmell havoc and confusion. 75 80 PRINCE FTLN 2711 FTLN 2712 In both your armies there is many a soul Shall pay full dearly for this encounter 85 193 FTLN 2713 FTLN 2714 FTLN 2715 FTLN 2716 FTLN 2717 FTLN 2718 FTLN 2719 FTLN 2720 FTLN 2721 FTLN 2722 FTLN 2723 FTLN 2724 FTLN 2725 FTLN 2726 FTLN 2727 FTLN 2728 Henry IV, Part I ACT 5. SC. 1 If once they join in trial. Tell your nephew, The Prince of Wales doth join with all the world In praise of Henry Percy. By my hopes, This present enterprise set off his head, I do not think a braver gentleman, More active-valiant, or more valiant-young, More daring or more bold, is now alive To grace this latter age with noble deeds. For my part, I may speak it to my shame, I have a truant been to chivalry, And so I hear he doth account me too. Yet this before my father’s majesty: I am content that he shall take the odds Of his great name and estimation, And will, to save the blood on either side, Try fortune with him in a single fight. 90 95 100 KING FTLN 2729 FTLN 2730 FTLN 2731 FTLN 2732 FTLN 2733 FTLN 2734 FTLN 2735 FTLN 2736 FTLN 2737 FTLN 2738 FTLN 2739 FTLN 2740 FTLN 2741 FTLN 2742 And, Prince of Wales, so dare we venture thee, Albeit considerations infinite Do make against it.—No, good Worcester, no. We love our people well, even those we love That are misled upon your cousin’s part. And, will they take the offer of our grace, Both he and they and you, yea, every man Shall be my friend again, and I’ll be his. So tell your cousin, and bring me word What he will do. But if he will not yield, Rebuke and dread correction wait on us, And they shall do their office. So begone. We will not now be troubled with reply. We offer fair. Take it advisedly. Worcester exits with Vernon. PRINCE FTLN 2743 FTLN 2744 FTLN 2745 It will not be accepted, on my life. The Douglas and the Hotspur both together Are confident against the world in arms. 105 110 115 195 Henry IV, Part I ACT 5. SC. 2 KING FTLN 2746 FTLN 2747 FTLN 2748 FTLN 2749 FTLN 2750 FTLN 2751 FTLN 2752 FTLN 2753 FTLN 2754 FTLN 2755 FTLN 2756 FTLN 2757 FTLN 2758 FTLN 2759 FTLN 2760 FTLN 2761 FTLN 2762 FTLN 2763 FTLN 2764 FTLN 2765 FTLN 2766 FTLN 2767 FTLN 2768 FTLN 2769 Hence, therefore, every leader to his charge, For on their answer will we set on them, And God befriend us as our cause is just. They exit. Prince and Falstaff remain. FALSTAFF Hal, if thou see me down in the battle and bestride me, so; ’tis a point of friendship. PRINCE Nothing but a colossus can do thee that friendship. Say thy prayers, and farewell. FALSTAFF I would ’twere bedtime, Hal, and all well. PRINCE Why, thou owest God a death. He exits. FALSTAFF ’Tis not due yet. I would be loath to pay Him before His day. What need I be so forward with Him that calls not on me? Well, ’tis no matter. Honor pricks me on. Yea, but how if honor prick me off when I come on? How then? Can honor set to a leg? No. Or an arm? No. Or take away the grief of a wound? No. Honor hath no skill in surgery, then? No. What is honor? A word. What is in that word “honor”? What is that “honor”? Air. A trim reckoning. Who hath it? He that died o’ Wednesday. Doth he feel it? No. Doth he hear it? No. ’Tis insensible, then? Yea, to the dead. But will it not live with the living? No. Why? Detraction will not suffer it. Therefore, I’ll none of it. Honor is a mere scutcheon. And so ends my catechism. He exits. Scene 2 Enter Worcester and Sir Richard Vernon. WORCESTER FTLN 2770 FTLN 2771 O no, my nephew must not know, Sir Richard, The liberal and kind offer of the King. 120 125 130 135 140 197 Henry IV, Part I ACT 5. SC. 2 VERNON FTLN 2772 FTLN 2773 FTLN 2774 FTLN 2775 FTLN 2776 FTLN 2777 FTLN 2778 FTLN 2779 FTLN 2780 FTLN 2781 FTLN 2782 FTLN 2783 FTLN 2784 FTLN 2785 FTLN 2786 FTLN 2787 FTLN 2788 FTLN 2789 FTLN 2790 FTLN 2791 FTLN 2792 FTLN 2793 FTLN 2794 FTLN 2795 FTLN 2796 ’Twere best he did. Then are we all undone. It is not possible, it cannot be The King should keep his word in loving us. He will suspect us still and find a time To punish this offense in other faults. Suspicion all our lives shall be stuck full of eyes, For treason is but trusted like the fox, Who, never so tame, so cherished and locked up, Will have a wild trick of his ancestors. Look how we can, or sad or merrily, Interpretation will misquote our looks, And we shall feed like oxen at a stall, The better cherished still the nearer death. My nephew’s trespass may be well forgot; It hath the excuse of youth and heat of blood, And an adopted name of privilege— A harebrained Hotspur governed by a spleen. All his offenses live upon my head And on his father’s. We did train him on, And his corruption being ta’en from us, We as the spring of all shall pay for all. Therefore, good cousin, let not Harry know In any case the offer of the King. WORCESTER 5 10 15 20 25 VERNON FTLN 2797 Deliver what you will; I’ll say ’tis so. Enter Hotspur, Douglas, and their army. FTLN 2798 FTLN 2799 FTLN 2800 FTLN 2801 Here comes your cousin. HOTSPUR, to Douglas My uncle is returned. Deliver up my Lord of Westmoreland.— Uncle, what news? WORCESTER FTLN 2802 The King will bid you battle presently. 30 199 ACT 5. SC. 2 Henry IV, Part I DOUGLAS, FTLN 2803 to Hotspur Defy him by the Lord of Westmoreland. HOTSPUR FTLN 2804 Lord Douglas, go you and tell him so. 35 DOUGLAS FTLN 2805 Marry, and shall, and very willingly. Douglas exits. WORCESTER FTLN 2806 There is no seeming mercy in the King. HOTSPUR FTLN 2807 Did you beg any? God forbid! WORCESTER FTLN 2808 FTLN 2809 FTLN 2810 FTLN 2811 FTLN 2812 I told him gently of our grievances, Of his oath-breaking, which he mended thus By now forswearing that he is forsworn. He calls us “rebels,” “traitors,” and will scourge With haughty arms this hateful name in us. 40 Enter Douglas. DOUGLAS FTLN 2813 FTLN 2814 FTLN 2815 FTLN 2816 Arm, gentlemen, to arms. For I have thrown A brave defiance in King Henry’s teeth, And Westmoreland, that was engaged, did bear it, Which cannot choose but bring him quickly on. 45 WORCESTER FTLN 2817 FTLN 2818 The Prince of Wales stepped forth before the King, And, nephew, challenged you to single fight. HOTSPUR FTLN 2819 FTLN 2820 FTLN 2821 FTLN 2822 O, would the quarrel lay upon our heads, And that no man might draw short breath today But I and Harry Monmouth! Tell me, tell me, How showed his tasking? Seemed it in contempt? 50 VERNON FTLN 2823 FTLN 2824 FTLN 2825 FTLN 2826 No, by my soul. I never in my life Did hear a challenge urged more modestly, Unless a brother should a brother dare To gentle exercise and proof of arms. 55 201 FTLN 2827 FTLN 2828 FTLN 2829 FTLN 2830 FTLN 2831 FTLN 2832 FTLN 2833 FTLN 2834 FTLN 2835 FTLN 2836 FTLN 2837 FTLN 2838 FTLN 2839 FTLN 2840 Henry IV, Part I He gave you all the duties of a man, Trimmed up your praises with a princely tongue, Spoke your deservings like a chronicle, Making you ever better than his praise By still dispraising praise valued with you, And, which became him like a prince indeed, He made a blushing cital of himself, And chid his truant youth with such a grace As if he mastered there a double spirit Of teaching and of learning instantly. There did he pause, but let me tell the world: If he outlive the envy of this day, England did never owe so sweet a hope So much misconstrued in his wantonness. ACT 5. SC. 2 60 65 70 HOTSPUR FTLN 2841 FTLN 2842 FTLN 2843 FTLN 2844 FTLN 2845 FTLN 2846 FTLN 2847 FTLN 2848 FTLN 2849 FTLN 2850 FTLN 2851 Cousin, I think thou art enamorèd On his follies. Never did I hear Of any prince so wild a liberty. But be he as he will, yet once ere night I will embrace him with a soldier’s arm That he shall shrink under my courtesy.— Arm, arm with speed, and, fellows, soldiers, friends, Better consider what you have to do Than I that have not well the gift of tongue Can lift your blood up with persuasion. 75 80 Enter a Messenger. My lord, here are letters for you. I cannot read them now.— O gentlemen, the time of life is short; To spend that shortness basely were too long If life did ride upon a dial’s point, Still ending at the arrival of an hour. An if we live, we live to tread on kings; If die, brave death, when princes die with us. FTLN 2852 MESSENGER FTLN 2853 HOTSPUR FTLN 2854 FTLN 2855 FTLN 2856 FTLN 2857 FTLN 2858 FTLN 2859 85 90 203 FTLN 2860 FTLN 2861 Henry IV, Part I ACT 5. SC. 3 Now, for our consciences, the arms are fair When the intent of bearing them is just. Enter another Messenger. SECOND MESSENGER FTLN 2862 My lord, prepare. The King comes on apace. HOTSPUR FTLN 2863 FTLN 2864 FTLN 2865 FTLN 2866 FTLN 2867 FTLN 2868 FTLN 2869 FTLN 2870 FTLN 2871 FTLN 2872 FTLN 2873 I thank him that he cuts me from my tale, For I profess not talking. Only this: Let each man do his best. And here draw I a sword, Whose temper I intend to stain With the best blood that I can meet withal In the adventure of this perilous day. Now, Esperance! Percy! And set on. Sound all the lofty instruments of war, And by that music let us all embrace, For, heaven to Earth, some of us never shall A second time do such a courtesy. Here they embrace. The trumpets sound. They exit. 95 100 Scene 3 The King enters with his power, crosses the stage and exits. Alarum to the battle. Then enter Douglas, and Sir Walter Blunt, disguised as the King. BLUNT, FTLN 2874 FTLN 2875 FTLN 2876 FTLN 2877 FTLN 2878 FTLN 2879 FTLN 2880 as King What is thy name that in the battle thus Thou crossest me? What honor dost thou seek Upon my head? DOUGLAS Know then my name is Douglas, And I do haunt thee in the battle thus Because some tell me that thou art a king. BLUNT, as King They tell thee true. 5 205 ACT 5. SC. 3 Henry IV, Part I DOUGLAS FTLN 2881 FTLN 2882 FTLN 2883 FTLN 2884 FTLN 2885 FTLN 2886 FTLN 2887 The Lord of Stafford dear today hath bought Thy likeness, for instead of thee, King Harry, This sword hath ended him. So shall it thee, Unless thou yield thee as my prisoner. BLUNT, as King I was not born a yielder, thou proud Scot, And thou shalt find a king that will revenge Lord Stafford’s death. They fight. Douglas kills Blunt. 10 Then enter Hotspur. HOTSPUR FTLN 2888 FTLN 2889 O Douglas, hadst thou fought at Holmedon thus, I never had triumphed upon a Scot. 15 DOUGLAS FTLN 2890 FTLN 2891 FTLN 2892 All’s done, all’s won; here breathless lies the King. HOTSPUR Where? DOUGLAS Here. HOTSPUR FTLN 2893 FTLN 2894 FTLN 2895 FTLN 2896 FTLN 2897 FTLN 2898 This, Douglas? No, I know this face full well. A gallant knight he was; his name was Blunt, Semblably furnished like the King himself. DOUGLAS, addressing Blunt’s corpse A fool go with thy soul whither it goes! A borrowed title hast thou bought too dear. Why didst thou tell me that thou wert a king? 20 25 HOTSPUR FTLN 2899 The King hath many marching in his coats. DOUGLAS FTLN 2900 FTLN 2901 FTLN 2902 FTLN 2903 FTLN 2904 Now, by my sword, I will kill all his coats. I’ll murder all his wardrobe, piece by piece, Until I meet the King. HOTSPUR Up and away! Our soldiers stand full fairly for the day. 30 They exit. 207 Henry IV, Part I ACT 5. SC. 3 Alarm. Enter Falstaff alone. FTLN 2905 FTLN 2906 FTLN 2907 FTLN 2908 FTLN 2909 FTLN 2910 FTLN 2911 FTLN 2912 FTLN 2913 FTLN 2914 Though I could ’scape shot-free at London, I fear the shot here. Here’s no scoring but upon the pate.—Soft, who are you? Sir Walter Blunt. There’s honor for you. Here’s no vanity. I am as hot as molten lead, and as heavy too. God keep lead out of me; I need no more weight than mine own bowels. I have led my ragamuffins where they are peppered. There’s not three of my hundred and fifty left alive, and they are for the town’s end, to beg during life. But who comes here? FALSTAFF 35 40 Enter the Prince. PRINCE FTLN 2915 FTLN 2916 FTLN 2917 FTLN 2918 FTLN 2919 FTLN 2920 FTLN 2921 FTLN 2922 FTLN 2923 What, stand’st thou idle here? Lend me thy sword. Many a nobleman lies stark and stiff Under the hoofs of vaunting enemies, Whose deaths are yet unrevenged. I prithee Lend me thy sword. FALSTAFF O Hal, I prithee give me leave to breathe awhile. Turk Gregory never did such deeds in arms as I have done this day. I have paid Percy; I have made him sure. 45 50 PRINCE FTLN 2924 FTLN 2925 FTLN 2926 FTLN 2927 FTLN 2928 He is indeed, and living to kill thee. I prithee, lend me thy sword. FALSTAFF Nay, before God, Hal, if Percy be alive, thou gett’st not my sword; but take my pistol, if thou wilt. PRINCE FTLN 2929 FTLN 2930 FTLN 2931 Give it me. What, is it in the case? FALSTAFF Ay, Hal, ’tis hot, ’tis hot. There’s that will sack a city. The Prince draws it out, and finds it to be a bottle of sack. 55 209 Henry IV, Part I ACT 5. SC. 4 PRINCE FTLN 2932 FTLN 2933 FTLN 2934 FTLN 2935 FTLN 2936 FTLN 2937 FTLN 2938 What, is it a time to jest and dally now? He throws the bottle at him and exits. FALSTAFF Well, if Percy be alive, I’ll pierce him. If he do come in my way, so; if he do not, if I come in his willingly, let him make a carbonado of me. I like not such grinning honor as Sir Walter hath. Give me life, which, if I can save, so: if not, honor comes unlooked for, and there’s an end. He exits. Blunt’s body is carried off. 60 65 Scene 4 Alarm, excursions. Enter the King, the Prince, Lord John of Lancaster, and the Earl of Westmoreland. KING FTLN 2939 FTLN 2940 FTLN 2941 I prithee, Harry, withdraw thyself. Thou bleedest too much. Lord John of Lancaster, go you with him. LANCASTER FTLN 2942 Not I, my lord, unless I did bleed too. PRINCE FTLN 2943 FTLN 2944 I beseech your Majesty, make up, Lest your retirement do amaze your friends. 5 KING FTLN 2945 FTLN 2946 I will do so.—My Lord of Westmoreland, Lead him to his tent. WESTMORELAND FTLN 2947 Come, my lord, I’ll lead you to your tent. PRINCE FTLN 2948 FTLN 2949 FTLN 2950 FTLN 2951 FTLN 2952 Lead me, my lord? I do not need your help, And God forbid a shallow scratch should drive The Prince of Wales from such a field as this, Where stained nobility lies trodden on, And rebels’ arms triumph in massacres. 10 211 ACT 5. SC. 4 Henry IV, Part I LANCASTER FTLN 2953 FTLN 2954 We breathe too long. Come, cousin Westmoreland, Our duty this way lies. For God’s sake, come. Lancaster and Westmoreland exit. 15 PRINCE FTLN 2955 FTLN 2956 FTLN 2957 FTLN 2958 By God, thou hast deceived me, Lancaster. I did not think thee lord of such a spirit. Before, I loved thee as a brother, John, But now I do respect thee as my soul. 20 KING FTLN 2959 FTLN 2960 FTLN 2961 I saw him hold Lord Percy at the point With lustier maintenance than I did look for Of such an ungrown warrior. PRINCE FTLN 2962 O, this boy lends mettle to us all. He exits. Enter Douglas. DOUGLAS FTLN 2963 FTLN 2964 FTLN 2965 FTLN 2966 Another king! They grow like Hydra’s heads.— I am the Douglas, fatal to all those That wear those colors on them. What art thou That counterfeit’st the person of a king? 25 KING FTLN 2967 FTLN 2968 FTLN 2969 FTLN 2970 FTLN 2971 FTLN 2972 The King himself, who, Douglas, grieves at heart, So many of his shadows thou hast met And not the very king. I have two boys Seek Percy and thyself about the field, But, seeing thou fall’st on me so luckily, I will assay thee. And defend thyself. 30 DOUGLAS FTLN 2973 FTLN 2974 FTLN 2975 FTLN 2976 I fear thou art another counterfeit, And yet, in faith, thou bearest thee like a king. But mine I am sure thou art, whoe’er thou be, And thus I win thee. They fight. The King being in danger, enter Prince of Wales. 35 213 Henry IV, Part I ACT 5. SC. 4 PRINCE FTLN 2977 FTLN 2978 FTLN 2979 FTLN 2980 FTLN 2981 FTLN 2982 FTLN 2983 FTLN 2984 FTLN 2985 FTLN 2986 FTLN 2987 FTLN 2988 Hold up thy head, vile Scot, or thou art like Never to hold it up again. The spirits Of valiant Shirley, Stafford, Blunt are in my arms. It is the Prince of Wales that threatens thee, Who never promiseth but he means to pay. They fight. Douglas flieth. To King. Cheerly, my lord. How fares your Grace? Sir Nicholas Gawsey hath for succor sent, And so hath Clifton. I’ll to Clifton straight. KING Stay and breathe awhile. Thou hast redeemed thy lost opinion And showed thou mak’st some tender of my life In this fair rescue thou hast brought to me. 40 45 50 PRINCE FTLN 2989 FTLN 2990 FTLN 2991 FTLN 2992 FTLN 2993 FTLN 2994 FTLN 2995 O God, they did me too much injury That ever said I hearkened for your death. If it were so, I might have let alone The insulting hand of Douglas over you, Which would have been as speedy in your end As all the poisonous potions in the world, And saved the treacherous labor of your son. 55 KING FTLN 2996 Make up to Clifton. I’ll to Sir Nicholas Gawsey. King exits. Enter Hotspur. HOTSPUR FTLN 2997 If I mistake not, thou art Harry Monmouth. PRINCE FTLN 2998 Thou speak’st as if I would deny my name. HOTSPUR FTLN 2999 FTLN 3000 FTLN 3001 FTLN 3002 My name is Harry Percy. Why then I see A very valiant rebel of the name. I am the Prince of Wales; and think not, Percy, PRINCE 60 215 FTLN 3003 FTLN 3004 FTLN 3005 FTLN 3006 Henry IV, Part I ACT 5. SC. 4 To share with me in glory any more. Two stars keep not their motion in one sphere, Nor can one England brook a double reign Of Harry Percy and the Prince of Wales. 65 HOTSPUR FTLN 3007 FTLN 3008 FTLN 3009 Nor shall it, Harry, for the hour is come To end the one of us, and would to God Thy name in arms were now as great as mine. 70 PRINCE FTLN 3010 FTLN 3011 FTLN 3012 I’ll make it greater ere I part from thee, And all the budding honors on thy crest I’ll crop to make a garland for my head. HOTSPUR FTLN 3013 I can no longer brook thy vanities. They fight. 75 Enter Falstaff. FTLN 3014 FTLN 3015 Well said, Hal! To it, Hal! Nay, you shall find no boys’ play here, I can tell you. FALSTAFF Enter Douglas. He fighteth with Falstaff, who falls down as if he were dead. Douglas exits. The Prince killeth Percy. HOTSPUR FTLN 3016 FTLN 3017 FTLN 3018 FTLN 3019 FTLN 3020 FTLN 3021 FTLN 3022 FTLN 3023 FTLN 3024 FTLN 3025 FTLN 3026 O Harry, thou hast robbed me of my youth. I better brook the loss of brittle life Than those proud titles thou hast won of me. They wound my thoughts worse than thy sword my flesh. But thoughts, the slaves of life, and life, time’s fool, And time, that takes survey of all the world, Must have a stop. O, I could prophesy, But that the earthy and cold hand of death Lies on my tongue. No, Percy, thou art dust, And food for— He dies. PRINCE FTLN 3027 For worms, brave Percy. Fare thee well, great heart. 80 85 217 FTLN 3028 FTLN 3029 FTLN 3030 FTLN 3031 FTLN 3032 FTLN 3033 FTLN 3034 FTLN 3035 FTLN 3036 FTLN 3037 FTLN 3038 FTLN 3039 FTLN 3040 FTLN 3041 FTLN 3042 FTLN 3043 FTLN 3044 FTLN 3045 FTLN 3046 FTLN 3047 FTLN 3048 FTLN 3049 FTLN 3050 FTLN 3051 FTLN 3052 FTLN 3053 FTLN 3054 FTLN 3055 FTLN 3056 FTLN 3057 FTLN 3058 FTLN 3059 FTLN 3060 Henry IV, Part I ACT 5. SC. 4 Ill-weaved ambition, how much art thou shrunk! When that this body did contain a spirit, A kingdom for it was too small a bound, But now two paces of the vilest earth Is room enough. This earth that bears thee dead Bears not alive so stout a gentleman. If thou wert sensible of courtesy, I should not make so dear a show of zeal. But let my favors hide thy mangled face; He covers Hotspur’s face. And even in thy behalf I’ll thank myself For doing these fair rites of tenderness. Adieu, and take thy praise with thee to heaven. Thy ignominy sleep with thee in the grave, But not remembered in thy epitaph. He spieth Falstaff on the ground. What, old acquaintance, could not all this flesh Keep in a little life? Poor Jack, farewell. I could have better spared a better man. O, I should have a heavy miss of thee If I were much in love with vanity. Death hath not struck so fat a deer today, Though many dearer in this bloody fray. Emboweled will I see thee by and by; Till then in blood by noble Percy lie. He exits. Falstaff riseth up. FALSTAFF Emboweled? If thou embowel me today, I’ll give you leave to powder me and eat me too tomorrow. ’Sblood, ’twas time to counterfeit, or that hot termagant Scot had paid me scot and lot too. Counterfeit? I lie. I am no counterfeit. To die is to be a counterfeit, for he is but the counterfeit of a man who hath not the life of a man; but to counterfeit dying when a man thereby liveth is to be no counterfeit, but the true and perfect image of life indeed. The better part of valor is discretion, in the 90 95 100 105 110 115 120 219 FTLN 3061 FTLN 3062 FTLN 3063 FTLN 3064 FTLN 3065 FTLN 3066 FTLN 3067 FTLN 3068 FTLN 3069 Henry IV, Part I ACT 5. SC. 4 which better part I have saved my life. Zounds, I am afraid of this gunpowder Percy, though he be dead. How if he should counterfeit too, and rise? By my faith, I am afraid he would prove the better counterfeit. Therefore I’ll make him sure, yea, and I’ll swear I killed him. Why may not he rise as well as I? Nothing confutes me but eyes, and nobody sees me. Therefore, sirrah, stabbing him with a new wound in your thigh, come you along with me. He takes up Hotspur on his back. 125 130 Enter Prince and John of Lancaster. PRINCE FTLN 3070 FTLN 3071 FTLN 3072 FTLN 3073 FTLN 3074 FTLN 3075 FTLN 3076 FTLN 3077 FTLN 3078 FTLN 3079 FTLN 3080 FTLN 3081 FTLN 3082 FTLN 3083 FTLN 3084 Come, brother John. Full bravely hast thou fleshed Thy maiden sword. LANCASTER But soft, whom have we here? Did you not tell me this fat man was dead? PRINCE I did; I saw him dead, Breathless and bleeding on the ground.—Art thou alive? Or is it fantasy that plays upon our eyesight? I prithee, speak. We will not trust our eyes Without our ears. Thou art not what thou seem’st. FALSTAFF No, that’s certain. I am not a double man. But if I be not Jack Falstaff, then am I a jack. There is Percy. If your father will do me any honor, so; if not, let him kill the next Percy himself. I look to be either earl or duke, I can assure you. 135 140 145 PRINCE FTLN 3085 FTLN 3086 FTLN 3087 FTLN 3088 FTLN 3089 FTLN 3090 FTLN 3091 Why, Percy I killed myself, and saw thee dead. FALSTAFF Didst thou? Lord, Lord, how this world is given to lying. I grant you, I was down and out of breath, and so was he, but we rose both at an instant and fought a long hour by Shrewsbury clock. If I may be believed, so; if not, let them that should reward valor bear the sin upon their own heads. I’ll 150 221 Henry IV, Part I ACT 5. SC. 5 take it upon my death, I gave him this wound in the thigh. If the man were alive and would deny it, zounds, I would make him eat a piece of my sword. FTLN 3092 FTLN 3093 FTLN 3094 FTLN 3095 155 LANCASTER FTLN 3096 This is the strangest tale that ever I heard. PRINCE FTLN 3097 FTLN 3098 FTLN 3099 FTLN 3100 FTLN 3101 FTLN 3102 FTLN 3103 FTLN 3104 FTLN 3105 FTLN 3106 FTLN 3107 This is the strangest fellow, brother John.— Come bring your luggage nobly on your back. For my part, if a lie may do thee grace, I’ll gild it with the happiest terms I have. A retreat is sounded. The trumpet sounds retreat; the day is ours. Come, brother, let us to the highest of the field To see what friends are living, who are dead. They exit. FALSTAFF I’ll follow, as they say, for reward. He that rewards me, God reward him. If I do grow great, I’ll grow less, for I’ll purge and leave sack and live cleanly as a nobleman should do. He exits carrying Hotspur’s body. 160 165 Scene 5 The trumpets sound. Enter the King, Prince of Wales, Lord John of Lancaster, Earl of Westmoreland, with Worcester and Vernon prisoners, and Soldiers. KING FTLN 3108 FTLN 3109 FTLN 3110 FTLN 3111 FTLN 3112 FTLN 3113 FTLN 3114 Thus ever did rebellion find rebuke.— Ill-spirited Worcester, did not we send grace, Pardon, and terms of love to all of you? And wouldst thou turn our offers contrary, Misuse the tenor of thy kinsman’s trust? Three knights upon our party slain today, A noble earl, and many a creature else 5 223 FTLN 3115 FTLN 3116 FTLN 3117 Henry IV, Part I ACT 5. SC. 5 Had been alive this hour If, like a Christian, thou hadst truly borne Betwixt our armies true intelligence. 10 WORCESTER FTLN 3118 FTLN 3119 FTLN 3120 What I have done my safety urged me to. And I embrace this fortune patiently, Since not to be avoided it falls on me. KING FTLN 3121 FTLN 3122 FTLN 3123 Bear Worcester to the death, and Vernon too. Other offenders we will pause upon. Worcester and Vernon exit, under guard. How goes the field? 15 PRINCE FTLN 3124 FTLN 3125 FTLN 3126 FTLN 3127 FTLN 3128 FTLN 3129 FTLN 3130 FTLN 3131 FTLN 3132 The noble Scot, Lord Douglas, when he saw The fortune of the day quite turned from him, The noble Percy slain, and all his men Upon the foot of fear, fled with the rest, And, falling from a hill, he was so bruised That the pursuers took him. At my tent The Douglas is, and I beseech your Grace I may dispose of him. KING With all my heart. 20 25 PRINCE FTLN 3133 FTLN 3134 FTLN 3135 FTLN 3136 FTLN 3137 FTLN 3138 FTLN 3139 Then, brother John of Lancaster, to you This honorable bounty shall belong. Go to the Douglas and deliver him Up to his pleasure, ransomless and free. His valors shown upon our crests today Have taught us how to cherish such high deeds, Even in the bosom of our adversaries. 30 LANCASTER FTLN 3140 FTLN 3141 I thank your Grace for this high courtesy, Which I shall give away immediately. KING FTLN 3142 FTLN 3143 Then this remains, that we divide our power. You, son John, and my cousin Westmoreland, 35 225 FTLN 3144 FTLN 3145 FTLN 3146 FTLN 3147 FTLN 3148 FTLN 3149 FTLN 3150 FTLN 3151 FTLN 3152 FTLN 3153 Henry IV, Part I ACT 5. SC. 5 Towards York shall bend you with your dearest speed To meet Northumberland and the prelate Scroop, Who, as we hear, are busily in arms. Myself and you, son Harry, will towards Wales To fight with Glendower and the Earl of March. Rebellion in this land shall lose his sway, Meeting the check of such another day. And since this business so fair is done, Let us not leave till all our own be won. They exit. 40 45