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coffee Prince

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Ep 1
This is our female Go Eun Chan lead who looks like a guy as evidenced by this scene where she is pelted
by towels, probably underwear and God knows what else when she makes a delivery to the female
section of a bath house.
This is our male lead, Choi Han Gyeol. A rambunctious, incorrigible, playboy who apparently likes orange
juice. What are you five? Grow up
Listener: Don’t you like Gong Yoo, the actor who plays Han Gyeol?
Evil grin meme
(My flame burns for thee)
Oh how I marvel at thine luxurious, buxom physique.(old man voice) (Mwah meme) Michaelangelo
could never.
Their first meeting is when she makes a delivery to his house and ends up getting an eyeful of his baby
factory and not by mistake, if you know what I mean.(whatcha looking for honey?
We get a couple of scenes that show that Eun Chan is a hard worker, willing to do almost anything to
make money and provide for her family consisting of her mother and sister who are no worker bees.
Because they’re both so beautiful, they get a good amount of male attention and let me tell you I could
care less about the relationship between the mother and this man.
Upon receiving a call from her baby sister Eun Sae, Eun Chan scurries to this coffee shop to save her
from a guy pestering her. The dumb as a rock fiend mistakes Eun Chan to be Eun Sae’s boyfriend and
challenges her, they settle for a food eating competition. She already rejected you. What would be the
point if you won?
In the course of their competition we discover that Eun Chan’s stomach leads to a bottomless pit.
Listener: Why does that matter?
She’s the female lead
Listener: Right.
While visiting his parents we see that Han Gyeol and his father have a relationship so strained, the
elastic limit is in sight. Whopee, so my college degree isn’t completely useless. They’re as warm as the
union of the titanic and iceberg. Contrast this with his interaction with his mother and grandmother
where even though they’re scolding him for staying so long abroad and telling him to get married, you
can see there’s much love .
We meet Han Gyeol’s cousin Han Sung who we’re shown is sad. So sad, he stares at an
airplane…aesthetically.
Listener: Did his girlfriend die in a plane crash?
Uh… no, she’s…still alive and well, he just misses her cos she dumped his ass for some other dude and
went abroad with him. I’ll say this right now I care about their relationship even less than the Older
couple so I will only refer to them when absolutely necessary.
Side note, Han Gyeol is in love with his cousin’s ex. Yeah …
Eun Chan see, Eun Chan chase, Eun Chan wallops with a helmet.
Even I could have done that.
She opens the helmet to reveal the dude that was pestering her sister. Sis pest, pest hmmm. Let’s call
him pest for now, it’s not far off from what he does. Pest confesses to stealing the purse so he can use
the money inside to pay for Eun Sae’s music academy.
Listener: Testing mike eh, quick question. What if the purse had no money? Hmmm huh?
Seeing the situation, Eun Chan whispers for him to push her and get away but this smooth brained
klepto doesn’t catch on.
Face palm meme)
This one’s iq committed suicide from having to spend time with him a long time ago.
Han Gyeol notes the shady actions of the mushroom for brains and then lands to the wrong conclusion
that he and Eun Chan are in cahoots to get money out of his precious ccrush
He snaps and basically calls Eun Chan a uh…. How to do this (bum ass hoe). Then leaves his card with her
to call and claim the money she “desperately wants”.
Whilst delivering milk, Eun Chan stops to engage in shenanigans with a dog, the dog owner who
coincidentally happens to be Han Gyeol’s cousin Han Sung(oh my what a small world).
Speaking of coincidence, it also happens that the landlord decides to raise the rent/deposit. And her
mother lost an expensive ring belonging to someone else. Ah yes misfortune suddenly befalling our FL, I
wonder why. You know, Kdrama writers will yeet the FL into a volcano if it means getting her together
with the ML.
By mere happenstance, Eun Chan gets a job waitressing at a bar where Han Gyeol and Han Sung are
having a conversation that Not to be heartless wait I do mean to be heartless but they sound like this
Dear cousin, a great misfortune has befallen me, I am expected to… work
Mothers eh, What shall you ever do? Thank the heavens I have my music
Oh yeah. He’s a musician. Isn’t interested in his family’s business (the resistance)
What wine is this even. I’m sure I ordered the Blanc Blanc l’orange
The woodiness, it…
Your girlfriend’s still hot…
Awkward stare
And whatddya know, she has trouble walking in heels
Moments like this fanned the flames of my not like other girls phase.
After seeing his cousin off, Han Sung turns back to see Eun Sae doing this. One wrong move girl, and you
will be draped in soup.
They talk, y’know milk deliverer, milk drinker. He is intrigued(french accent)
Hehehe. I predict a love octagon!
After tossing and turning all night. Eun Chan finally decides to toss her pride in that bottomless stomach
of hers and call Han Gyeol cos there are In the timeless words of destined child bills bills bills.
He asks her to come over to where he is.
She comes in, he criticizes her dress sense, sure she’ll add that to the million other things in her priority
list.
He’s confused as to whether she’s a guy or girl. How? How?
They get into an argument and by Kdrama magic, land like this even though they, especially him should
be screaming out in pain but whatever.
This girl- I am too lazy to explain her connection, anyway she sees them in this position, assumes they’re
(gayeee) and leaves.
Their argument resumes (round 2 fight)
Please lend me some money
Do your parents know you beg like this, they prolly beggars like you
What did he sayyyyy?
She yells at him to apologize, he refuses and throws her out. She of course does the next logical thing.
Tagging along with him for all his blind dates, demanding an apology.
Ep2
Eventually getting some breathing space from the parade of women, Han Gyeol is ready for it to stop
and he gets an idea. For Eun Chan to act like his lover. By becoming a monk.
After proposing Eun Chan to be his lover, Han Gyeol sets to typing out a contract. But Eun Chan is all, I
ain’t doing shit you limp biscuit until you apologize. After getting her apology(meme of someone
searching in someone else’s mouth), Han Gyeol gives her details of the job. For her to show up to his
blind dates and ruin it by them pretending to be (gay meme, I am gay(happy) song).
Being the money grubbing genius she is, Eun Chan divides her body up and places prize tags for touching
them.
She does a couple of things that give me intense second hand embarrassment. But oh, what do we have
here? You’re starting to see her charms aren’t you. L’amour prevails.
Eun Chan runs into Han Sung and they seat and spread saliva. In the course of their discussion he tells
her….uuiigh Since I absolutely must. Here’s his and what’s her name? Han Yoo Joo's backstory. They
were in love or something, she left without notice with some other dude to follow her dreams. And
suddenly she’s back like, I always was here. I belong here. And now he don’t know what to do.
Eun Chan Sensei rises to the occasion all “Zuko, To look within, you must see, for within you lies the you
inside you
Also, might I direct your attention to this smile. We all know what this means. Love meme
Han Sung arrives to the manifestation of Yoo Joo at his front door all “I broke up with him for you baby,
now let’s “ while he is (do I give a fuck, how many). They end up doing the dirty deed tho.
Eun Chan meets up with Han Gyeol and we get the obligatory wardrobe change and (laughter)
Two of them cozy up all lovey dovey in a spot where they’ll be caught by the blind date, the blind date
gets mad, beats up Han Gyeol. Rinse repeat.
Han Gyeol is so happy with how successful the plan is, he kisses Eun Chan.
While eating we get to know Eun Chan has a keen sense of smell because she smells coffee and also
someone’s feet from afar
Han Gyeol gets so drunk, Eun Chan has to piggyback him home. See that Chinese actors, it’s not the
actress’s fault that you…loud sound. Sheep.
With him being dead to the world and her unable to oceans 11 the door, she is left with takes him to the
taekwondo studio she works at.
Sleeping beauty awakes and watches her train kids. Did his shirt really need to be open for this scene?
Hmm? Director Writer?
He changes his outfit in her house and while nosing around, sees her daily schedule which is fuller than
my breasts will ever hope to be. Like girl, damn.
Emo boy is all emo and “Oh lord what shall I do about this siren jezebel that hath returned.
How about getting to know who she really is on the inside but not with your penis?
Grandma shows up at Han Gyeol’s house and drags him to this coffee shop, the same one Eun Chan
went to meet her sister in. The owner was a former employee of grand ma and he’s currently picking his
underwear which he dried in the shop where he makes coffee for humans. I’m pretty sure people get
Chlamydia just by walking past the door
Grandma declares his era of what’s another word for shenanigans-tomfoolery. at an end. He has to work
here now. Underwear man, Mr Hong is his new boss.
Ep3
Homeboy is still shocked about his grandmama’s announcement but Mr Hong is all we need to clean
the cobwebs, dust the place up. What y’all need to do is drown the place in bleach, raze the place down
and go for therapy. This might come off as extreme but once you see the hygiene atrocities this man
commits throughout the drama, you’ll be with me torch blazing.
He calls grandma, whines, she threatens to confiscate his apartment and house. Well that was fast.
Eun Chan cannot catch a break. her boss and owner of the taekwondo studio she part times in packed
up and left without a word and without paying the money he owes her.
Despite his oozing charm, grandma refuses to budge even a little. Either he goes to work at the coffee
shop AND triple the initial investment in three months or he can kiss his luxuries buh bye.
He whines about not wanting to work and being more suited to a lazing around lifestyle. So do we all
honey but not everyone has an extremely wealthy fairy grandmama.
Crestfallen as he leaves the family house, he calls Yoo Joo and asks if he can come over, and probably
rest his weary head on her bosom if his face is anything to go by. She says yes. My man practically
sprints there and . surprise motherfucker.(woo hoo, big summer blowout). Hahahahaha, look at his
face(an image of pure happines, I tell you).( Insert will Smith entanglement face). I Know in his mind he
just (you ruined everything you stupid bitch)
By Kdrama bullcrap coincidences, Han Gyeol saves Eun Chan from an altercation and takes her to his
house.
He makes them dinner and baby girl inhales it as usual. After dinner she gets to work sewing eyes into
dolls. Might I just comment that this is just a horror film waiting to unfold.
Han Gyeol asks to try sewing the eyes because it looks fun, rich people I tell ya he then asks a very good
question. Why doesn’t she have facial hair,,? Simple answer (tittiies meme)
She says it’s because she doesn’t eat much. He, I and the entire fandom snort at that answer.
He ends up opening up a little to Eun Chan about his family and girl issues all
She is a drug I cannot quit
For shame Han Gyeol, for shame.
When he starts complaining about the coffee shop he’s being forced to work in, Eun Chan puts 2 and 2
together, realizing it’s the shop she knows. She begs him to take the job, not for his benefit of course but
so he can hire her. God, I love this girl.
She encourages him to take the job if at least to show off to the girl he likes and his family too.
They both play around, he even invites her to watch his good porn. Ahhh yes, their relationship is off to
a good start.
He does decide to run the coffee shop and enlists Eun Chan’s help for market research. While doing that
they come across a crowd. She tells him the stand is the most famous waffle place in the area, he asks
why they’re only girls in the crowd and she points out there’s a women college outside I’m sure it
doesn’thurt that this beautiful specimen is the maker seller of said waffles.
He offers him a job selling his waffles in his coffee shop.
They finally get to renovating the shop and we meet Jin ha rim, a self proclaimed womanizer and a
family friend of Han Gyeol who is in charge of interior design.
We see the coffee shop start to morph into a place a sane person would want to step into. Han Gyeol
even invites Yoo Joo to paint a mural.
The first Chan Gyeol altercation occurs.
Eun Chan was supposed to make the order for coffee beans but because of uh complications, she tells
bird brain here , yeah he works here too, to do it. She stressed multiple.times. that he order twenty two
Kiko bags but he orders twenty twenty kilo bags and once they’re delivered, the supplier refuses to take
them back.
Since it was her job to do, Eun Chan takes the fall for the mistake and my oh my is Han Gyeol pissed.
Lashing out at Mr Hong when he tries to protect Eun Chan.
Boooo down with the tyrant.
Ep4
Han Gyeol calls grandma to ask for her help but (she’s already aware of beans gate) before he can get a
word in she tells him she heard he bought all that beans and asks whether he wants to bake with them.
Okay. Grandma (broke meme)
He wants her to buy the beans but she refuses.
He returns to the shop to see the beans being roasted and repacked in smalprice.He questions the
rationale and Mr Hong explains that well roasted beans can be sold for ten times their fresh price.
He strategizes for them to sell and deliver the roasted beans to retailers and then give free 100g samples
to nearby shops, advertising their shop in the process.
They all get to work and by evening when he returns to the shop, there’s 14 bags left. I am quite grateful
to the writers for this figure cos if they’d said they sold it all in one day(why you always lying meme)
He sees that Yoo Joo has completed the mural and thanks her meanwhile in the corner our favorite* is
fuming.
At this point I think she’s more upset at Han Gyeol dressing her down in front of Yoo Joo than anything.
Han Gyeol walks over to her all “have you repented” and she
(Cat swiping something in secret life of pets)
She doesn’t respond and so he berates her for making them have to run about the entire day. Close to
tears, she storms out prompting pest to come clean about him being the one that messed up the order.
The aroma of Sweet sweet regret (someone sipping or sniffing wine/food meme)
In her coolest scene yet, Yoo Joo goes out to talk to Eun Chan, even getting her to laugh before leaving.
The reconciliation scene happens after, when Han Gyeol, in a more mellow tone this time still nags at
Eun Chan for passing her duty to Pest who messed up. I do agree with him on this one.
She encounters Han Sung on her walk home. I think I should add now that all these coincidental meet
ups occur because all their houses and the shop is in the same area, sort of.
Over cans of beer, she vents to him about the unfair incident at her workplace. He still doesn’t know the
boss she’s speaking about is his cousin but then with them smiling at each other like this and the beer
too, I’d be surprised if any brain cells were functional.
He walks her home and they, just look at them. Stoooopid.
Next day, waffle boy comes to join them. Says his stand was confiscated. He too has a has a tragical
romance backstory and let me put this in perspective. If I cared this much about Han Sung and his gf,
divide that by Gong Yoo’s height in nanometers and you get how much I care about this.
I am subjected to the agony of Han Sung singing to his girlfriend. And in the very next scene… Why Mr
Hong?
Opening day finally comes and they all get ready, Eun Chan even a scribbles this lady with some thick a..
you wish that was you huh?
Her family plus her mother’s admirer attend the opening and her sister falls for waffle boy….’s body. I do
not blame her.
Han Gyeol’s grandma, mother and these suited humans arrive, grandma is serving.
Mr Hong gives her the rundown on how affluent Han Gyeol’s family is, you can see her rethinking her
image of Han Gyeol as her buddy buddy.
Girl, stop. This is not a con, it’s a pro.
She sees Han Sung coming into the shop and races downstairs to meet him and overhears him calling
Han Gyeol’s grandmother grandmother.
She put the dots together and begins wildly gesticulating for Han Sung to not say anything about her in
Han Gyeol’s hearing.
All the while, the family marvels at Yoo Joo’s mural.
The strokes
The lines
It is art
The art arts
They meet up, she explains her situation and he says something that redeems him from the his
torturous singing from before.
That’s what I said. I am vindicated and my soul can rest at Valhalla.
He promises, they pinky swear and I’ll only say this one time
They cute.
After closing up shop, Han Gyeol offers Eun Chan a ride home as her bike is unresponsive. However, just
as they’re about to leave, Yoo Joo calls and uh he leaves Eun Chan hanging.
Oh you rocker. You stupid little rocker.
I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you.
He heeds the call of the siren and arrives to embarrass us all by being a simp to a girl who might I remind
you is his cousin’s girlfriend. (You are a disgrace/embarrassment, for shame meme, it’s exile, disgrace)
Han Gyeol challenges the café posse to a one hour game of basketball as punishment for them deserting
their post and playing basketball. I Know. It’s as silly as it sounds, and I’m pretty sure it was squeezed in
there for Han Gyeol to expose his abs. Eun Chan is the only man/woman left standing when till the one
hour mark and he’s all RESPECT
They play around in water. Happy times good times.
His grandma brings up the custormerless state of the coffee shop and orders him to report to his father
regarding the shop’s profits/sales. (Shit meme appear in Han Gyeol’s head)
He goes back to the shop, sees Eun Chan and they both make luv, no they just make coffee.
The fourth episode ends with this scene of Eun Chan rubbing her hands all over a sleeping Han Gyeol’s
face. You do realize that’ll wake him up right?
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