Blends I. Given the following blends, find their source words, and decide whether they are endocentric or dvandva/copulative blends. backronym (back+acronym) Californication cocacolonization datacasting digerati ebonics electrocute fanzine frogurt greenwash mocktail netiquette netizen sexcapade simulcast alphanumeric automagically Bennifer Endocentric blends Dvandva (copulative) blends Billary Brangelina brunch chortle codec dramedy faction fantabulous Garfleck hacktivist Jacobethan liger Oxbridge smog Spederline spork Tanzania tigon backronym (back+acronym) II. What follows is a selection of words, all of them blends, from a mock dictionary of (mainly) taboo and eschatological words. Please, match the words to their definition, and give what you think are the source words. abra-kebabra , alcopocalypse , ambisextrous , arsecons , bacne , beeriod , beerlarious, beero , blottopilot , budmiser , cashanova , cidercafe Word abra-kebabra Definition A town centre bench or war memorial from which ciderspace can be accessed. An illusion performed after a night on the piss, whereby a kebab is made to disappear down the performer’s throat, only to reappear a short time later on the back of a taxi driver’s head. Anything that one has to be drunk to find amusing, specifically, putting a traffic cone on a Source words [abracadabra + kebab] Word Definition Source words statue’s head. Dorsal pustules, spinal zits Inbuilt male homing device which secures a safe return to one’s house after a night on the sauce, whatever one’s level of inebriation. Of e-mails and phone texting, resourceful use of punctuation to illustrate the condition of someone’s jacksie, eg. normal arse (-!-) lard arse ( -!- ) tight arse (!) sore arse (-*-) slack arse (-0-) etc. Arse icons. One who doesn’t waste his money, but spends it wisely on prostitutes. A chap who pays for his love. A punter, a John. One who is happy to bat for both teams. A happy shopper. One who, fortified by several pints is prepared to engage in acts of incredible heroism, eg. squaring up to doormen on the other side of the street, gesticulating at others in an abusive manner from inside a car travelling at speed. The morning after a smashing night on the pop feeling like one has just been strafed by helicopter gunships The unusually quiet member of a lad’s night out who waits until he has downed four rounds of drinks before revealing that he has come out without any cash. Twice weekly malady suffered by men after a night on the pop. Symptoms include headache, mood swings and a bloated stomach. ‘Leave me alone, woman, me beeriod started this morning.’