Top 10 Bald Influencers
10. Samuel L. Jackson
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Award Winning Actor
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Has been in several amazing movies
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Overall Beast
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Looks like a turtle
9. Larry David
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Very funny comedian
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Jewish guy
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Sounds like Bernie Sanders
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Only half bald
8. Johnny Sinns
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Provides quality entertainment for several people
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Gets a ton of girls
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Widely renowned for his physique
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Can be found all over the internet
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Doctor and Teacher
7. Verne Troyer
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Literally known for one role
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Died because he was short
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Looks very similar to Dr. Evil
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2’8” tall
6. Mike Tyson
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Bites ears
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Owns tigers
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Actually pulls off face tats
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Goodass boxer
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Just legendary
5. Steve Harvey
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Runs a game show
Has a fire
moustache
4. Mahatma Ghandi
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Indian Lawyer, Activist, and Nationalist
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Assassinated in 1948
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Led the Indian revolution against England
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“An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind”
3. Dwyane “The Rock” Johnson
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All we need
Entire body is bald
2. Jeff Bezos
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2nd Richest Guy
Owns amazon
Might be an alien
Honorable Mentions
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Voldemort?
Greta Thunberg?
Pitbull
Women of Wakanda
Dalai Lamah
Shaq Daddy
Vin Diesel
Ryan Shazier
Thanos