I always love remembering how I got drunk for the first time. It was in September 2010, I was in 11th grade at a school then. That was an excursion to the museum-home of a writer named A.A.Blok. Everybody should meet at 10.00 a.m. at the school hall, but I with my three friends decided to meet early… It is tough to answer, why we decided to drink some alcohol before the excursion. I have never drunk strong alcohol at that moment. As I remember, at 9.00 a.m. we already bought one cognac of 0,25ml and 3 glasses of cheap vodka. Because one of my friends was a Muslim, only the three of us drank. I was feared of those vodka glasses, but Stepashka wasn’t. Neither Dima nor Alina wanted to come to Seva. Since they met each other at our marriage, they have not seen . Certainly, i had to mention about hashish, that feared Alina a bit. We would better went else where , but not to Seva... They tried to refused, but we insisted as much as we could, especially because of alchohol, filling us. Eventually, they gave up, we took the two bottles of beer and went. Seva was sober, he has seldom been sober, to be honest. I'd like to get a pet. But, you know, the last time I had a pet, i was fourteen. Since neither me nor my wife have gotten a pet for the long time, we both afraid of responsibility.