Why Cats are Obviously Worse Than Dogs
So, like, everyone knows that dogs are way better than cats, and if you don't think so, you're
probably wrong. First of all, dogs are just nicer, you know? Cats are mean and scratch you for
no reason.
My first point is that dogs are loyal. They like follow you everywhere and stuff. Cats? Nah, they
just lay around all day and might scratch your furniture. My dog, Rover, is super chill. He's loyal
too. Once, he ate my homework. That was so funny. Cats don’t eat homework because they’re
lazy.
Secondly, let's talk about appearances. Dogs look way cooler than cats. Have you ever seen a
cat that looks as majestic as a wolf? No, didn't think so. Dogs are like, basically domesticated
wolves, so they're awesome. Cats are just... cats.
Also, dogs can do tricks and stuff. Like, they can fetch the newspaper or play dead. What do
cats do? Nothing. They might meow a lot but that's just annoying. Who even likes that sound?
Not me.
Lastly but not least, dogs protect your house. Like, if a burglar comes, the dog will bark and
stuff. Cats will probably just watch the robber take everything and maybe even help them if they
get a treat out of it. Lol.
In conclusion, dogs are just like, better in every way. They’re cooler, nicer, and do way more
stuff than cats. If you think otherwise, you're probably just a cat person, and that's a bad thing to
be. The end.