If you meet the man of
your dreams,
…you’ll meet his beautiful
wife, too.
After your hands become
coated with grease,
…your nose will begin to
itch and you'll have to go to
the rest room.
If you drop a tool, e.g. an
eraser,
…it will roll to the least
accessible corner
If you are doing something
stupid,
…someone will always be
there to see you.
If you dial a wrong number,
…you’ll never get a busy
signal and someone will
always answers
If you tell the boss you
were late for work because
you had a flat tire,
…the very next morning
you will have a flat tire.
…the one you were in will
always move faster than
the one you are in now.
When you get completely
wet in the bathroom,
…the phone will ring, or
some one will knock on the
door.
If you change queues or
traffic lanes,
(This also works in supermarkets
and shops.)
When you are out with
someone you don’t want to
be seen with
…you’ll always meet a
family or friend.
…it will work.
If you go out with no
makeup and wearing your
worst clothes and with
greasy hair,
…you’ll run into a lot of
handsome boys.
(And if you look great,
there won’t be anybody
out there.)
…parts of your body will
start to itch that you can’t
touch.
When you try to prove to
someone that a machine
doesn't work,
(When you try to show someone
something is easy to do on a
computer, it won’t work.)
At any event, e.g. a cinema,
stadium, plane, etc,
…the people whose seats
are furthest from the aisle
will arrive last.
As soon as you sit down to
a cup of hot coffee,
If there are only two
people in a locker room,
…they will have adjacent
lockers.
If you drop a toast,
…it will land on the face
with butter on it.
If you take your car to the
carwash,
…the next morning it will
rain.
If you wear a new
expensive dress,
…you’ll spill something on
it.
(And the stain won’t go away.)
When you’re out in a public
place,
(The more severe the itch, the
harder it is to reach that part.)
…someone will ask you to
do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
If you forget to take a pad
with you,
…you’ll get your period.
As soon as you find a
product that you really like,
…they will stop making it.
If you don’t save things on
your computer,
…the monitor will freeze,
or the lights will go out.
If you start to walk,
…the bus will come.
When you have done the
wash-up and almost
finished washing the sink,
…you find an unwashed
glass or fork somewhere.
If you wear a formal dress,
…everyone else will wear
casual ones.
(The opposite is also true.)
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