right so on today's show we're going to address some rumors that are appearing about us on the internet because in case you haven't noticed i tristan and i particularly me for all the negative reasons negative as if i give a oh negative this misogynist said oh please so call me a misogynist again yeah boy please don't call me a massage i don't know what i'll do don't call me a misogynist i'll just have to get in my supercar and go get have sex with beautiful women and drive around and fly around my private jet tragedy call me a misogynist shout out so as you were saying i'm not done he's living in new york who the the guys the people they live in new york in their little ponds and they eat bugs and then they think i know i'm gonna teach this guy a lesson i'm gonna call him a misogynist he's not gonna be able to he's gonna have to deny it deny it i don't give a [ __ ] i don't care so as you were saying you're you're blowing up on the internet i've conquered all of the internet all of the internet it's mine it belongs to us i don't give a i don't care if they ban me i don't care if they cancel me i don't give a i say what i think and i am a realist and if some of my views based very firmly in absolute professionalism by extension absolute reality come across in a misogynistic tone then that is your problem don't know my videos don't watch them yeah they're all over the internet because i'm a bad boy and you need to be more misogynistic this woman just spilled my coffee [ __ ] bring some paper towels we're doing a podcast jesus christ andrew don't be a misogynist it's not okay you know what i really want to apologize for my misogynistic brother you know i would never say anything like that because because i am a paper i am a gentleman that's right i respect women as my equals okay so basically the internet has been conquered everyone calls you can't scroll anywhere without seeing andrew's face and sometimes my face on tick-tock and i don't have tik-tok so um yeah so everyone's trying to and and they think that the way they're gonna make me stop conquering the internet is by calling me a misogynist they think ah he's conquering the internet but we we're gonna counter attack by saying he's a sexist that'll stop him it won't it's gonna slow him in his stomach and dead in his tracks wrong dorks all i'm doing is saying that every the that everyone thinks isn't allowed to say so that's the reason i'm all big on the internet and let me tell you another reason why you're big on the internet and we're big on the internet because i'm quite big myself i think the reason is 99.9 of people on youtube twitch tick tock who create content do it with the goal of trying to make some money and some of them are successful some of them end up making millions of dollars after years creating content me and you had already made millions of dollars being who we are and thought you know what it let's just put some of this stuff on youtube so i think the transition was much faster because we were already actually importing irl yeah we were g's before before the internet yeah i posted a photo onto my story recently of me and you in an aston martin in a lamborghini and it had 129 likes i was i had no internet presence back when we were still making good money the good old days the good old days right so we're going to address some of the rumors some of the rumors because i've heard i've heard all of them so and and andrew doesn't know what they are i've collected these rumors and i'm going to ambush him with some difficult questions that have been asked on the internet so rumor number one one second one second second first let's let's let's get everyone to like the video right so the rumors so we've already talked about how everyone's calling me names yeah so rumor number one and this is a real rumor wait tristan quickly who's your mate who's my mate what do you mean your mate okay rumor number one what's your friend's name we're not talking about your friend you just googled the picture no he is your mate because he's calling me a misogynist he only found my videos because you recommended them to him so what is your mate's name his name is andrew if you put sunglasses on him and he grows his beard out a bit i actually do podcasts with him well look at the picture again there's another guy his name's he's actually my brother not my friend he's not brown enough yeah well you know what it's only a matter of time just before we go to these rooms it's a matter of time until this dude hits us with some kind of lawsuit i can go you guys died i'm gonna sue you try it let's go to romanian court let's see let's let's see who has more influence you're gonna get you're gonna get served with it with a dose of these hands show up here you get served with the knuckle sandwich young man but this is one of the best things about living in america you live in america some dork sues you blah blah sometimes say that it's just stupid it's stupid like if you live in romania here's how it would work new york man calls me a feminist i put him on on there i googled him up he's mad i used his image he comes to me and says i'm going to sue you i say okay cool sue me his lawyer then contacts my lawyer and says this idiot from america still believes in suing people because he's a stupid but we're romanians over here we do things on the sly so i'll tell you what i'm gonna give you a cut of my legal fees that i can fleece off this guy so let's keep this going as long as possible so we need andrew to play the game he can have twenty percent the fees i'll keep eighty percent the fee so his lawyer will start paying me to keep playing the game yeah so then my lawyer and his lawyer will start going back and forth i'll pretend it's a real thing and i'll pretend it actually matters his lawyer will be taking all this money off him i'm getting 20 lawyers getting 80 before eventually three years later down the line he finally clocks and realized he's been wasting his money all along and it's never going to court nobody gives a and he can then start the process by trying to sue the lawyers and i am still a misogynist so don't think about it sue me sue me xqc's girl was giving another man a lap dancer's video over here just no no we're gonna address this young man because i feel like is that true giving all the dudes a lap dance this is a very important news channel we can't have fake information on this extreme news so verify it or get get the producer team to verify it i'm looking at it right now all right send it send it to the group that they can download it and i can mr producer it right so okay thanks for that super chat that's uh that's very useful because we're gonna give this young man some some advice but the next half an hour is dedicated to rumors about the take brothers because we have blown up on the internet andrew especially and i've heard lots and lots of rumors about us and i'm gonna surprise you with them andrew and you're gonna ask me are you going to answer my questions well before we do that you're talking about blowing up the internet i went from 500 000 instagram followers 2.5 million in about a month yeah and my instagram inbox is now basically unusable and people message me and i don't want to seem rude but people you don't understand that i'm getting maybe 5 000 messages an hour maybe and they're all the same and and it's like hey bro can we talk i don't have time yeah bro what's up bro i don't know even people i know i don't have time to to do the in the small talk if you want my attention now andrew x you don't go hey bro how are you let's discuss i can we talk about x i don't have time for this moment hey bro i've got a really great business i don't have time i'd like to skype call you don't have time hey we could just get on the phone for 10 minutes i'll tell you how you can make some money i already have money what i don't have is time here's a good one day 10 of me trying to message you to get contact of your business to talk business day 11 day 12 stop doing that in my inbox every time i see day 13 just like day one i didn't reply i'm not going to reply like it's my time is so ultra precious now people are trying to waste it hey man have you thought of launching an nft we have enough money we don't need to scam people with a an ftp if someone told me that i could make an extra one million dollars a month for 20 minutes a day of extra work i would say no i don't need the million dollars i like those 20 minutes you can get head in 20 minutes you can chill by the pool in 20 minutes right you could do lots of things in 20 minutes i'm not interested in extra work for what a million dollars well broken oh money money rumors rumor number one and these are real rumors one me and you are the same person this is a wig and we interject sunglasses and wig and we are the same person is that true because i it might i have a feeling this one actually might be true that one is true now you know you're supposed to you're supposed to dispel the room no that one's actually true it's not true there is a there is a camera divide here that's the number one producer and hey i'm doing it there's a camera divide here and then this is not even a live show this is a very well scripted show okay and i play this part and then i put the wig on and i play that part and then down the camera divide i put them together and pretend it's live okay but it's actually me because you don't exist okay so you don't have a brother interested no so everyone who's ever met me interacted with me all the lovers girlfriends friends i've ever had it was you dressed up i was all them it was me i did all of it and now there's a split down the middle and i'm both people and you just have to accept that you don't exist anymore you're suppo you're supposed to be dispelling the rumors you don't exist i this is stupid everyone's saying tristan's exposed now you are exposed i'm not exposed all right i'm gonna show a video of my brother this is this is my real brother the truth is out the prestige yeah it's the prestige this is my real this is a good press teasing everyone okay right rumor number two i'll take prestige so i'll get on to rumor number two all right we went number two and this is actually uh one that i mean people do believe this one you are an actor playing a character let's do a poll okay because i'm actually curious how many people think that i'm just faking it i don't mean what i say i've made it up and i'm just some guy who fought you know what it would be cool to be a guy who's sexy as [ __ ] rich as and says whatever he wants and i'm just going to pretend to be that but secretly when the camera's off i go back to being a feminist okay no no but that's what's in the poll is he acting or is he legit the poll is out i mean what is the logic fail it's actually quite impressive that people are stupid enough people are so low iq yeah and as a genius which i am certified i go through the world it's kind of like i'm trying to explain to the non-geniuses how the world works it's like you have if you're a full-grown adult and a child comes to you and the child wants to talk to you hey today i went to the store and i i have an idea i have an idea and you're listening to the kid and you're trying to be a little bit polite but really you already know the end of the story you know nothing interesting happens and you're just kind of like shut the up that's how i have to go through life and people this is why people say i'm angry i'm not really angry there's no anger there's no anger it's just like i have very low tolerance for normal humans because i am so far above all of you it just upsets me to listen so anyway let's let's break this down i'm an actor okay now uh only stupid people could even contemplate that being true and and i'll tell you why because an intelligent person would approach the situation logically and say okay this man has managed to get life experiences which support points of view which he can now explain in a logical and rational way to a level in which people agree with him okay he's decided to build a character in which he has enough status and enough attributes that nobody can really counter his point of view when he talks about strength he's strong when he talks about money he's rich et cetera so this faker has decided to live a life of a strong rich man get strong and rich develop points of view explain those points of view with personal experience in a way that people agree with but secretly he's done all of that so that when the camera's off he can go back to thinking like a weak soy piece of [ __ ] so what are we now admitting it because because you are acting are we coming clean no i'm asking because he is an actor ladies and gentlemen his name is to understand i want to understand no i'm genuinely confused so when the camera's off yes i i stop believing the things i i i've lived that is true andrew stop believing the things i say underexposed 2022. but this is my point only a person with a low iq would even contemplate that's a possibility so when someone comes along goes he's an actor actually i've worked it out he's an actor mr new york you're a mate yeah when your mate comes along and says i'm an actor your buddy well who bought the brigade your manager when your mate comes along and acts and says that what i'm doing is an act and it's not real the fact that he can even believe for a second that's possible without having enough logic to say his life experiences and the person he's become and the things he's been through has led him to certain points of view there's no way he could have done all that and become all that without actually believing it you don't go to the gym to get strong to just be weak on in secret it doesn't make sense it doesn't make any sense yeah so the fact that people believe it just shows next time someone goes he's actually acting just for the views and let me correct a super chat someone said do you genuinely believe that he just exaggerates for the camera no no i live with him this is just how he is this is how i am this is just how it is so um what is that why are you thumbs upping me almost i'm something you you i'm thumbs up in the chat because i don't exaggerate okay good okay so okay so let's go one by one one we are the same person we are the same who you are an actor two okay i'm acting fine it's all an act my muscle is an act okay i take it off when yes and no i take it off it's makeup okay three now this is a big one and i get i get a lot of this and our haters are really big on this one me and you run an international kidnapping and human trafficking ring this is a good one because i love this because everyone who dislikes us and hates us instantly jumps to they're saying yeah yeah that's why we're that's why we're on a podcast and like completely free in our house is house arrest i mean what is this yeah that's why we're free to travel the world right can i talk a little bit about the origins of this story so the origins of this story is because there were some photographs of the police who did in fact come to my house and the police did in fact search my house now the internet like everything else they get pictures of the police searching someone's house the internet could just run away with whatever it wants to say but the actual story i wish it was something cooler it's so lame that i'm gonna tell you all right now a girl had been at a party at my house and her boyfriend who was obviously a fan of emergency meeting live saw her instagram stories said oh my god you're at the tate brother's house in romania this was some american chick and she went uh uh no i i didn't want to come to this party they they made me come here and i'm not allowed to leave she said that to her boyfriend that's some excuse so her boyfriend is obviously one of these believe all females oh my god she was she one second she wasn't even hot she wasn't even hot ugly he calls the police and says my girlfriend's being held against her will by the tape brothers the police call the american embassy and the next day the police come to our house fully loaded the american embassy send the cops to our house now they take us to the police station so all the pictures of me and me to take away by the police those are real photos and what happens is they search our house they find no drugs they find no women they find no people they find nobody it's a big luxurious amazing badass house but there's nothing illegal in the house so we're sitting there at the police station the prosecutor says yes we searched your house i'm like good what'd you find well nothing but the the the report said that you were holding people hostage i said bro there was no one at my house he goes yes i know we checked the cctv i said what did you find the girl who made the complaints was outside the gates taking pizza delivery and coming back inside so i'm sitting there laughing the police are laughing the prosecutor is laughing and then i went home but the internet being the internet now we run an international human trafficking kidnapping ring but we didn't go to jail for even one second i don't understand how how that could be true if we were caught doing the things we're accused of where are the once again once again it's low iq yeah low iq so like people like ethan they know that they can't attack us they can't attack how we look they can't attack our success they can't attack our mindset they can't attack anything so that what they do is they grasp onto anything they can they know it's not true but it gives them something to talk about if you take that away what they're gonna do so when if you take away his lie about sex trafficking all he can do is sit there and go hey that tape guy bro he's he's so much richer taller stronger interesting and funny than me what a loser yeah i think that's all he's got yeah do you do they got and here's the thing me explaining this and and if you're watching this cut that story up and share it all over the internet as much as you like it will never go away that accusation will be here forever and no matter what is said about me in the future i could save the planet from a global catastrophe and there'll be people out there well he's a human trafficker it will never go away because that's the nature of the internet but you know what fine i'm a human trafficker we could save the world from an asteroid and they would still say well there's one will sit there in between his eighth and ninth taco i think they run a sex spring you know what's actually funny about since that thing i do run a sex ring it's called my harem of girlfriends they're all willing participants exactly what's funny is this one that there's dudes out there so soy imagine that you you're you catch your girl on instagram at our house yeah she says oh they made me made me come to this big party and she's dancing in the videos she's dancing she's the fans the police have the videos she's dancing around twerking and you sit there and go oh my god she's kidnapped are you okay baby i'm gonna save you bro bro imagine believing that story what the is wrong with these dudes oh let me call the embassy all the m so if i have a girlfriend from romania okay i look at her instagram story she's at some g like dan bilzerian's house at one of his parties dancing around i say to her what are you doing at dan bilzerian's party and she says i was forced to come here i didn't want call the cops say that temple's harry kidnapped my girlfriend believes these women who believes these women he's probably with her now he's probably still with her now okay i believe you are you okay are you traumatized it's okay that we don't sleep together anymore i know you're traumatized from your experience haven't have a good night out in the club with your friends [Laughter] who believes this brav bro so if you're watching if you're watching man who called the police i know your name i'm not going to say your name i've read all of all the files i've got the reports if you're watching i know your name just hit me up on instagram i've got i'll tell you what she was doing at my house we'll give you the truth the cops know what she was doing at my house you can't handle the truth so yeah so okay rumor number one we are the same person true number two you are an actor playing a character true number three we run an international kidnapping human trafficking ring okay true you cause course caught us just in case anyone watching this didn't know who i was talking about earlier when i was talking about the dude who is literally the worst team in the world you know what's interesting i tweeted something out the other day and it's so completely and utterly true i said if you could build yourself like a character inside of a video game yes and you didn't take it didn't take any work any effort any years of pain any mental uh any mental strength you could just quickly just tick the assets nobody would choose to be weak over strong nobody would choose to be fat over thin nobody would choose to be a soy piece of so when these people are sore pieces of and pretend they want to be that they don't they just don't have enough mental power to stop themselves from being that so they're innately jealous very very jealous yes because they're like how did he manage to not become so massively overweight when i can't stop eating because they don't understand that i'm top g hey y'all come look at this [Music] uh [Music] that like you don't imagine the guy who women want to have sex with you do not imagine the six foot four 110 kilogram tall suited up 200 000 watts wearing guy you imagine the guy who looks like him so i'm like he's calling me some kind of sex offender i think my man's got skeletons in his closet i mean that that's the face i i beg women to leave my house i'm not trying to keep them here i'm like yeah baby yeah i do love you of course it's just you know i've got to do emergency meetings exactly i know so you you gotta go home because it's the emergency meeting sorry yeah i can't wait to see you next month okay bye like why would i be please stay and lock in the door that's you're correct it's people who look like that guy yeah people who like people up they love people up because they're extremely unattractive individuals they're unattractive mentally they're unattractive physically and he knows that so that's why we know this allegation will never go away this because they need to latch onto it because without that they have nothing bad they can say about us because we're better specimens of man so we understand the allegations here for somebody's here to stay and guess what keep saying it we don't care we don't care we don't care but one more in fact i i've said this before but i'll say it one more time all of the things that these fat soy losers complain about women for they say women only like men who are tall women only like men who are rich men only women only like men who have exciting lifestyles and private jets and fast cars and ferraris they accuse women of all these things and then they say all the tapes must kidnap their women like in what universe can you can you say both of those things if all the things that you think women like are me why am i then also a kidnapper why would i need to kidnap since that cause you're right women do like the guys who are tall and strong in that video what's funny is when that when that all these allegations start going around the internet yeah i get about 50 to 100 dms on instagram a day from women yeah please kidnap me hot women please will you kidnap me smiley face yeah or your house looks nice i don't mind being kidnapped i heard you're a dangerous man wink face right now now we got girls just trying please kidnap me ta and i'm like no i'm not gonna kidnap you you're not hot enough please come please kidnap me i'll be a perfect slave they're begging to be kidnapped and we're denying it we're like no i'm sorry no we we're not actually kidding i'm sorry sorry right so next accusation room number four you are a member you not me because i've heard this about you you are a before no no before we go into that one we need to also address the one that's thrown into this that i'm a woman beer ah yes yes no that you beat women okay so the context of this was andrew was on a reality tv show called i'm not even going to say it that tv show i was on reality tv show let me give content i was gonna reach out to tv shows maybe 10 years ago a long time ago and a video from me from 10 years ago hitting a of the belt came out on the newspaper right and when it came out in the newspaper everyone's like tate's a woman peter he beats women look at this and the video is still shared by the filter so anyway you catch more than a hand so yeah exactly so you were on a reality tv show and a video of you hitting a woman with a belt yeah so video me hitting one with a belt blows up it's all in the this is like 10 years ago before the internet was big so it's like english tabloids blah blah blah andrews wouldn't be your amazon beer the woman obviously now any once again this is an iq test right because any guy who's bad with women would look at it and go takes a woman beater any man who's actually a g who's been around a little bit would look at the video and go man she look she wants that that's that's just her like she's with the big ball she likes it a little bit of spanking you know it's normal right you're gonna get some spanx but if you're a dude who never gets laid you can't fathom that woman would want that you're like no women want to be treated like princesses i i bought my my crush of cupcake and she replied to my text so that's they can't fathom it so really this is not even an ieq test this is a test of how good you are with chicks women do like being treated like princesses in the way that they like being kidnapped by big strong villains so that is true princess peach we're bowsers so so it's actually a test of how good people are with women right because the people who go andrew will be swimming every time i see that comment i i just know that dude doesn't get laid oh at all never poor addict yeah porn addict serial masturbator yeah but the dude who's the dudes who get laid go that's that's clearly wrong man that's clearly role play so anyway the girl came out and made a statement you can google it came out and made a statement to the newspapers herself saying this he me and andrew was just playing a game andrew would never cease to hurt me andrew's a really lovely guy i like him she herself went to the newspaper yes but then then these dorks because they can't fathom it it's like a different reality in their mind it's a different universe so they're like there's no possible way this beautiful woman wants to be with tate and and he he hit her with a belt and now she's saying that she wanted it that's not true so he must have a gun on her he forced her to say that so now i force her to go to the newspapers or buy her own accord because in their minds they can't possibly fight them because they've never had a woman like them yeah right they've never had a chick actually like them so they can't believe it because they're like no no that's not how it works you buy the girl a cupcake and then she texts you back and then she the other guy and then eventually in the end you get to raise her her son that he had with the other guy like that that's what they think how it works with chicks right their dream that's their dream yeah so they don't they don't understand it so then i'm about to play you a video i made maybe two years after that event so now it's it's a six-year-old video so now no i think yeah i think that that was nine years old so this video is maybe seven years old of me and the woman from the video the the alleged beating victim sitting in a hotel room this chick who i'm still with is cray cray listen to her turn around look you gonna do it again are you gonna do it like a man this time do you mean like a man this time like a that i mean called a woman beater all over the country you need to do it like a real man or stop taking a bell off you're crazy you have mental problems does that look like a victim to you andrew i'm just saying she was like you didn't beat me enough you should have bought her a cupcake i don't think you actually know anything about women i should have bought a cupcake right yeah so this is the victim yeah there's the alleged woman i beat up and you know you can tell what a victim she is and once again everyone knows this is one of those things that's going to stick i don't want it yeah i'm a woman or i'm a sex trafficker i don't give a you know what along with the hundred please kidnap me dms i also get 100 dms from beautiful women women that these dorks the kind of guy who would call me a sex trafficker or a woman beater he dm's girls on instagram they ignore him yeah those same girls dm me and guess what they say please hit me with a belt basically yeah basically you're finally a met put me in line winkface the number of girls who send me links to the video saying my turn smiley it's crazy who are married to men who are weak yeah like married women and then ethan say this guy's actually sex after that and then all all his comments full yeah he's a horrible person and then a hot girl might catch a glimpse of the clip and then dm me saying my turn wink face like it's all good for me thanks ethan thank you appreciate it i i just win yeah so it's fine uh and by the way as soon as the police give me my cctv tapes back the clips of the girl who accused us going out and getting pizza and that will be all over take off initial live as well that's going to be an emergency meaning i may have to blur her face because i mean the party had a lot of women but she was she was substandard she was it was cheerleader effect like we had a bunch of eight nine she was like a six and a half three minutes i think that's she got upset like there's too many hulk girls around well i wasn't even at the party here's the funny thing so she accused me because she knew me she even know andrew the party that happened at my house where i apparently was holding her hostage i wasn't there i looked around at the party thought nah and i went to the club and i stayed somewhere else so i'm the best i'm obviously a mastermind kidnapper because i wasn't even at my house yeah the cctv is all the girls parting and me and you walking out going to the club yeah we leave we're not even there we're not even there and the police were like but you are not there i said bro i told you so yeah it's a big joke it's a big joke so but this this will stick forever so get used to hearing this whatever i'm a kidnapper he's a woman beer it's never going to leave the internet because these people need this they need they need this thing to grasp onto because without it they have nothing to attack us with but what they don't understand and this is the beauty of the universe because i am god's favorite the harder they purport and propagate the lie that we are sex traffickers or women beaters the more beautiful women dm us begging to be snapped and and spank who's basically the most famous man on the internet right now me and and do you think that these people talking bad about me and you you especially has helped that massively that's it's 25 of the growth now you're talking about being the most famous person in the world i actually james james sorry uh what's this guy behind the scenes man guy can you do a google thing and see like compare my name and search results to like who else is famous donald trump and jake paul oh but donald trump's first wife died actually seriously and i'm not joking rest in peace uh the donald trump jr's mother ivanka trump died falling down the stairs rest in peace that's actually very sad very sad news um but look look up other famous people let's see like let's see who's who's more because i'm top g now so let's have a look yeah so look it up a bunch of people right what's the next four whose cars are whose actually this is this is the room i hear all the time i hear that it's and it's actually me who gets accused of this i'm flexing with your cars you don't get it as much as me because very few people know who i am and don't know who you are outside of romania yeah so who's flexing with whose cars whose cars are they because we get this all the time we have 27 cars between us and we drive them whenever we want yes they're all on our driver they're all ours yes the house is ours yes that's all ours besides women and underwear we share everything yeah so some losers said to me famously on uh the comment blew up he said you and your brother sharing uh sharing one car i said no no we shared 27 cars uh six mansions and a hundred million dollars and i got like thousands of likes on it and shut them up yeah we share we're brothers the way it is right rumor number four andrew are you associated with the illuminati or the freemasons i don't know the answer to this question because you get accused of this are you illuminati freemason i get accused of this because mr producing everyone smash the like button the channel is blowing up share this video around this is just the beginning of the take brothers this is just the beginning now we're taking over the world so everyone smash this like button help get the message out there the message is too powerful who we are is too strong so if you go to my instagram which is at cobra tate you can find uh a picture of my father and he's sitting there with a hand symbol he's sitting there like this he looks his fingers and he puts his thumb and his hand together i do the same thing because i am my father's son and i do it a lot of my instagram pictures and in that instagram post is a few examples of me doing it and my father doing it the reason i do it is because when your brain is as advanced as mine you have to complete the circuit i'm full of electricity my blood's on fire and by completing the circuit tiger blood tr try it at home try this right now children gent ladies if there are any ladies doesn't matter oh we know ladies are watching me yeah of course they ain't got any power but gentlemen try it try the hand symbol come combine complete the circuit of your body make the electrons flow and i do it because it increases my powers it's like a power up i don't really watch cartoons but i'm sure like in dragon ball z before he fights he does something and then an hour it's like when super mario gets that mushroom exactly that's exactly g mario is a g so it's like a power up and my dad used to do any play chess and i used to before i fought so i started doing it and people started saying that's an illuminati hand symbol he's a freemason hand symbol handle symbol i'm not associated with the illuminati or freemasons because i'm associated with a group called the war room our group our group and the war room is basically very similar in many ways i'm not gonna talk too much about what the war room is and what it can do but let's put it this way i'm still alive and the war room kept me alive in fact people saying she kept a lot of people alive kept a lot of people alive in fact it said how did you blow up so big on the internet because three or four months ago i instructed the war room to make me the most famous man on the planet and here we are that is the power of the war room it is whether it's the internet whether it's the real world we can do everything i don't need any other groups besides antarctica we have hands that reach across every single continent that's who we are so i don't need i have no beef with but i don't need freemasons don't need loom knight whatever i got my own thing it's called the war room anyone who follows me in detail anyone who's a member of the war who knows how legit we are knows how powerful we are just blown up and conquered the internet by the war rooms will that is why i make the ham symbol and that is my affiliation when it comes to groups next next rumor right this one actually of all the rumors that annoy me i like the i'm an international human sex trafficker that's a cool warmer this one mean you are not real kickboxers yeah there's there's some real like on twitter there's some real like and on day game like real like soy autistic autistic losers who were like yeah he's not real kickboxer all right so let's break this down first things first yeah okay first things first my fight record well not all of it but part of my fight record was on my wikipedia page my wikipedia page has been vandalized so some super dork yeah who probably lives in new york lives in this apartment superpower that guy that guy same guy same guy he's gone on my wikipedia and deleted all my kickboxing accolades deleted everything and said sex trafficking said sex trafficker so it's ethan's fanboy yeah ethan's fat boy i don't know how wikipedia works and we don't even care and i don't we didn't put the wikipedia up there i don't like so i so like there was a lot more details before this dork attacked the page yes now what's even better than a wikipedia is video video a picture speaks a thousand words yeah so there's people who say taste our real kickboxer there are videos on youtube you can type in andrew tate highlights i'm about to play you with my mr producing skills a small clip yeah where there is about nine minutes of video of me kicking the living of 40 different people about 40 dudes [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] the snake strikes as cobra lands and when the cobra lands he never lets anybody off the second round [Music] so cgi special effects cgi cgi cgi right so i mean video proof is obviously proof someone just said where's tristan's highlights i don't actually have a highlight reel there are five or six videos of me fighting on on youtube full full fight videos uh no one ever made highlights of me i was the european champion at my very best and was world champion and we have to understand that when you're fighting at these smaller shows there's no tv cameras it's not captured it's not on eurosport or the tv channels that were you were fighting on there's plenty of videos of me fighting out there but uh a lot of the videos of me simply don't exist i was fighting at shows that didn't that weren't televised and in fact a lot of your very very good fights from your early days your first maybe 20 fights there's no video evidence of them because it was just small kind of local kickboxing shows 15 years ago yeah and 10 15 years ago yeah like there's no iphones but you did make it to the point where you were fighting on national tv all the time and there's lots and lots of videos of you kicking ass there's a few of me kicking ass uh but largely a lot of the video content of our younger days in our younger careers has been lost but but again it's low iq argument so if andrew says he has 86 fights people said oh we can only find videos of 35 of them okay so his first fight was against the chinese k1 champion yeah that was his first ever fight he didn't have he didn't fight at all before that this was his first match clearly because it's the earliest one we could find clearly there was a large fight record to get there so you know it's a very stupid rumor and again the people who are saying it i mean it's not like floyd mayweather is saying that me and you have never had a professional fight it's a dude who's never had a fight it's a dude who hasn't got any pictures on instagram it's anons well you haven't had your kickboxing fights the do you know and plus there's there's there's the we were known in the kickboxing community go to there are forums 15 years old about our wins and our fights way before youtube even existed as a platform uh with people talking about us up and coming so all the evidence is there um yeah anybody anybody who's curious about my kickboxing days uh i retired officially in fact i fought again two years ago but um i am retired injury but um you can look up on youtube there's you can type in andrew tate king cobra fight documentary and there's a documentary about me being followed in the up run to a fight and the fight's there as well and i actually one of the clips from that viral has gone viral for how it inspires it's me when i'm much much younger i might actually play that in a second yeah play it now play it because because we would have had to start this fake kickboxing career story what's this 11 years ago i'm much more likely and i'm 12. i'm like bro i'm like 20 years young and we would have had to make this video with the plan of faking being a kickboxer 13 14 years later but go on play the video because it's actually a very good video why i think i fight do i enjoy it no do i enjoy training no do i enjoy cutting weight no am i nervous yes do i think to myself what am i doing yes completely unfortunately it's one of those things you're either born with you're not and the only way i can explain it to try and make it make any sense is that if i'm not doing something which is either extremely difficult or extremely stressful i'm in a perpetual state of crippling boredom i can't explain it i see other people live their lives and they're like oh i can't wait for the weekend because i want to watch this movie i think who cares about a movie you're looking forward to the weekend for a movie looking forward to the weekend to get drunk like these things to me are so mundane they mean nothing and if i don't fight if i'm not in a situation where i'm stressed or worried or concerned i'm just perpetually bored and boredom's crippling if you're an intelligent person and you've got a good brain on your shoulders you can't just sit there bored you know so most smart people take the academic group to avoid boredom they learn learn learn learn learn but that's never really interested me either although i've always been an intelligent guy and i've always done well academically it never really interested me and then i see people climb out everest or jump off buildings or do base jumping or the guy who jumped from space people think what's he doing he's crazy i understand because some people can't live normal lives some people cannot just function nine to five office job get drunk at the weekends that is not for some individuals and it's not for me so i have to find something which keeps me physically tired enough to stop me going awol um and mentally tired enough and i've chosen fighting because without this when i'm not in training i wake up every day and think okay what am i gonna do today it's 9am on a tuesday i'm bored everyone's at work i'm bored and i'll end up doing something crazy i'll either drunk or or on the eurostar or you know it's just it's just a random lifestyle because i'm constantly looking for never-ending entertainment and it doesn't exist i think the only thing that could stop me fighting is if i had enough money to constantly entertain myself unless i'm a billionaire i need something that keeps me focused and keeps me occupied in life with fighting i have to train twice a day and i have to train hard and the stress can be the stress it brings in every aspect can replace fun and my mind is occupied it occupies me it's on the way i can try and explain it occupies me and i could never stop doing this even if i lost 100 fights because i'm not built to live a normal existence i can't do it i couldn't just have a kid with some girl and sit at home and work a little bit and relax i've never relaxed my entire life i don't know what relaxing is it's just not me you know what i remember that video being made and i remember being in the room while you were saying that and i remember our our mindset at the time when we were living that life and what's super cool to me and i'm being 100 serious for a moment when he sat there saying unless i have enough money to keep myself you know completely entertained unless i have he said billions but what you meant was tens or hundreds of millions of dollars then i have to do this and that's why a lot of fighters end up sad and depressed and you know i'm i'm very very proud of my brother i'm very proud of him because when we made that video we had no idea i mean we we thought we'd get there one day but now we're sitting here with the hundreds of millions perfectly happy and content and always entertained and living the best life there is now that we're just about the age where we're too old for fighting i'm too injured for fighting you mate andrew and and well done but you're not a real kickboxer at cgi so again we are the same person you are an actor we do run international kidnapping human trafficking rings you are an illuminati freemason mason member and you are not a real kickboxer it's all fake in all cgi so all of this is just made up you're right there's a really good there's a really good point there and i said it in the video when i was 21 years old 22 years old i said if i had enough money to permanently entertain myself i wouldn't have to do this and like you said we did it just at the right time yeah because i'm so glad i was poor back then because if i was rich like these twitch streaming dorks i'm doing all these twitches with i wouldn't have had the the mental toughness to go through hell like i did to become world champion so i'm glad i was poor and i'm glad i got rich at the right time so that i could retire from the sport and not have to hold pads in a gym or keep fighting when i'm past it to pay the bills i'm glad i had a very very long career a very very good career an amazing fight record sparked a bunch of people did an amazing job and then i took all my millions and millions avoided serious injury avoided serious injury took millions and millions and millions of dollars and now i get to live the life of a retired champion women still call me champ around the house hey champ you want coffee because i love it it's being a modern day gladiator and when i say uh escape serious injury i have friends who are permanently injured for life shout out to my boy emmanol rodriguez and we have we've seen people die in the kickboxing ring it's not funny thousands of shows happen all across the world every single day and serious injuries you hear about them when when they're high profile but they happen all the time every fight i've ever taken in my mind was life or death and if i fight again i fought again quite recently and i and i'm not against fighting again i will do it i don't have to but i i can and i will and it's life or death for me and i'm aiming to kill the person in the ring i don't play games you can't play games with this sport so that if you're interested in my fight career those are the two videos to watch the whole documentary of that that you can find on youtube by typing in andrew take kinko bro fight doc and then andrew tate highlights is my full highlight reel showing all the fighting but for now yeah but but that actually leads into another rumor i'm gonna i'm gonna skip one second because because we're super rich i need to mr produce or something okay this flows perfectly into the next question that leads perfectly into the next question we weren't really poor because get this and this is going to be i know i know a lot of you are going to know this ridiculous we didn't really grow up poor because our dad was a chess master andrew do you want do you want to talk about this a little bit please we didn't really grow up poor in fact let me tell you guys a true story i was 21 years of age this is not long ago 21 years of age yesterday was my birthday and me and andrew what do we eat on my birthday okay why did we eat kfc because when i was 21 me and andrew used to have no food i used to drive my broken volkswagen golf to the kfc restaurant in dunstable united kingdom and i used to sit in my car and you couldn't ever eat anyone's leftover food if they ever had their mouth on it but at kfc they used to buy buckets and i would sit and wait for people to stay outside eat their meal and leave the bucket on the table and i used to go and take that bucket three or four pieces of chicken and i used to collect 20 30 40 pieces of chicken that were perfectly fine left in the buckets and i used to go home and i used to freeze that chicken i mean andrew would break it up put it in our rice and that was our meal that's what sustained us for that hard year that year we had when i was 21 and you were 22. that's how broke we were i used to scavenge chicken from kfc because i thought i'm not dying and i'm losing my kickboxing fights because i don't have enough protein what am i going to do to make it through today that's how broke i was and that's a sad story if you never make it out to me that's a happy story that's a story of triumph now it's like hey andrew it's my birthday what we doing kfc and it's a big joke we sit there eating our kfc laughing about how we used to scavenge kfc chicken so we weren't really poor because dad was a chess master do you want to talk about that sure so yeah that what's actually quite amazing is i became like we're going to go into the twitch guys soon because i was talking to these twitch guys these twitch kids i'm talking to now they're making millions and millions of dollars and that's why if anyone watched my recent stream with aidan ross he's actually good guys and nicer than i thought it was switched on but he's like am i fat i'm like for 21 with all your money yeah you're you could have the best gym the best personal trainer you have all the time in the world you are ridiculously out of shape for your scenario we had to become world champion i became world champion just became european champion and like he said we didn't have enough protein in our diet we're sitting there eating rice every day thinking this is the cheapest thing we can eat we have no food how can we get meat i became world champion without even food and you got these kids with millions and millions and millions he ain't got a six-pack it's embarrassing that's why i had to tell him and i'm still gonna tell him to the rest of his life i said bro and and i'll help you aiden go come over hang out with us i'll uh we'll help you because i say bro i like you you need a life coach bro and this one's saying i'm glad i was broke when i was young because if i was rich back then with my mindset i would have been even better kickboxer but these kids who make all this money and they they don't do it's ruined them now they're just soft they're going to stay soft life's been too easy they've had no trauma no struggle if you want to be a man you need to go through some real and you have to go through some trauma and use it internalize it and that's what turns you into a man if you're a man who's never had hard times you're not a very good man any man who's had an easy life is going to fall and collapse in the face of adversity and the whole point of being a man the whole point of masculinity is the ability to resist that is the whole point so yeah you're right that's not a sad story that's a very very happy story for us we laugh about it myself so as as for why our father the chest master oh dad oh we weren't really poor because dad was a chess master i said our dad was a g g but chess pays zero now we have a list of the top 10 richest chess players in the world right now let me yeah top ten richard can you get that up yeah top 10 reaches for this player so we have one hikaru nakamuru he's like number two in the world i think 50 mil fabiano caruana he played carlson last year in world champions 13 mil carlson they said he has eight mill caspar of five mil judith polgar of course i had to throw her in yeah hungary tie more radicals whatever five mil point is and then it goes down so number number ten the world has two million so these are the top ten richest players of all time and the 10th richest player of all time has 2 million american dollars now this house that we're in is bought and paid for this costs 3 million we have a car that costs 5 million if we were chess players with our net worth we'd be the richest chess players in the world right now our dad was the man and he taught us everything i needed to know about being a man but he never had any money he wasn't even in the top 100 players he never crossed into the top 100 back in 1998 1999 that was his heyday he lived in a car for a lot of his life there is no money in chess there is very little glory in chess which is sad because everyone loves football and soccer and all these sports i don't respect it chess you have to be an intellectual titan to even come close to mastering that game and dad was the man but he never had a penny and you know what this is one of the accusations that if you say it to my face i'll straight knock you out because what you're doing is you're talking about my father's life there's a book called triple x glam written by dr daim shabazz look it up is a book a biography about the life of my father that was written just after he died if you have any doubts about my upbringing my dad's financial situation you think i'm a trust fund kid pick up that book because a lot of it is about his financial struggles and he never had a penny and if you say something about my father or his life or my life as a child that you don't know to my face you're going to be sort of knuckle sandwich so don't talk about but about the dead it's on top yeah it's on site don't don't talk ill or the dead now you could say anything you want about my father if it's true saying he's a millionaire is to discredit the achievements of his sons and if he were alive he kicked your ass so i have to do it for him correct we have to for the bloodline we gotta whoop your ass because that's what he'd do dad our mother and father got divorced dad stayed in america to play chess we moved to luton england lived in a council house governor homeless shelter first for two years homeless shelter along with all the kosovans at the time there was a costly crisis with the cosmans then we moved into a home into a council house mother was on the dole she ended up getting a job as a dinner lady one time that was it we were raised on 300 a month our father was a professional chess player driving from chess tournament to chess tournament in a pontiac sunbird sometimes he won sometimes he lost a lot of time he slept in the car had a couple thousand here maybe but then he had to play chess with it for the next three or four months driving across america from california to new york and it busted up pontiac sun bird playing chess and winning games i i've been with my dad when he would go to the park with no no food no money for food and go to the park and have to hustle the chess park players for fifty dollars and he'd do it and he'd do it because he was a g and he and he was not afraid of and i put lots of stories on my channel tape speech about him and how the time he got jumped in detroit and the way he spoke and how hard he was and how he was genius and hard to kill et cetera very much like myself but he never had he never had any money no money because he wasn't interested in money he wanted to play chess as long as he had gas and food that's all he cared about it was a nomadic warrior spartan old school so the idea that we come from money absolute and utter foul it's offensive okay uh another rumor that we're not really rich now this one i have to say this one's quieting down a bit when we had two supercars our cars were rented then we had four and the cars were borrowed now we have 27 and the cars are stolen but we're not really rich and you want to talk about us not being really rich i mean this podcast we wanted to do a podcast we built the studio 20 grand i mean that's nothing but we're clearly we have something even if this is the first time you've ever seen us this watch on my wrist is 195 000 this is a patek philippe nautilus for those of you who don't know he's got an audemars piguet on completely covered in diamonds we're not really rich andrew please please because i can't even do this we're not rich you're not rich you're broke tell him it's true we're broke no no it's true it's not you're supposed to you're supposed to tell them that we're actually rich this is a rumor and the best people and the best team around me shout out to marcel shout out to rory i've got friend shout out to peter bodnar i've got friends that go all the way back i'd never felt broke but i never felt broke but i was poor but yeah we're rich we were just rich we were born with no money and the best and good parents and that's the best upbringing you can have anyway so yeah we are rich now if anyone who still thinks we're not rich then there's a dumb ass aren't they i mean there's there's gonna be some altis on the internet who's gonna do some hit video i've worked out the tapes only have 221 million dollars oh my god oh off dork so yeah i mean there's just some kickboxing belts i'm just gonna throw in there because i'm mr producer mr producer those are mine those two belts are mine and some people asking about my fight record i had about what 35 fights lost six 129 i was look around and find out the video got banned the video got banned but if you google sitting on bugatti bugatti punched there's a video going around the internet of what happened to a bunch of dudes who were sitting on the bugatti now luckily they only caught my side of the story but me and you approached those seven dudes out of nowhere and like it wasn't pretty what happened to him so you don't think i can fight around and find out in fact there's a point i want to make there's a point i want to make and i've always wanted to make it on an emergency meeting about how complementary and how complementary it is when dudes attack me and write personal attacks at me from anonymous accounts hear me out this is the best compliment in the world you're not really hard you're not really rich but it's an anonymous account 100 of the time it's never the actual guy's face it's never the actual guy's name fear is better than respect to a lot of people that's a real saying people it's better to be feared than be respected now if you're gonna disrespect me by telling me that i'm broke or telling me that i can't fight or saying whatever i like that you do it from an anonymous account because i see the anonymous account and i'm like oh good he fears me this guy is brave enough to disrespect me no not brave enough sorry bold enough to disrespect me but he is not brave at all he's had to make a new instagram account somehow tag me in enough stories that i see his message and then disrespect me oh oh so you're scared if you're gonna come at me beg me for money call me a loser do it from your actual account with your face and your name please because then if i see you we can discuss it in person well now that we're talking about this you're right you're completely right but what we're talking about this is something just popping to my head i want to make a statement this is a public statement please i hope this goes as viral as possible since i became the most famous man in the world and quickly i i want everyone to know that i'm not stating that as hyperbole i am currently the most famous man on the planet because i have broken the matrix because i am morpheus i said earlier on in this emergency meeting that james can you find out if i'm more famous the most famous man in the world blah blah blah here we go this is search terms against jake paul which we're going to talk about because me and him i told him i was going to fight him i actually i like the paul brothers i'm going to interject so make your point and i'm going to tell you why i like well i'm more famous than him okay i'm the blue lion he's the red lion this is google searches yeah right this is me against joe biden you're currently the most talked about famous man in the world i'm hired donald trump i'm top g yeah i'm the most talked about man in the world i know biden you think you're president i'm top g you're not top g joe biden you're not top g i am he couldn't spell top g right look at that right now now that you've mentioned them let me talk about why i like the paul brothers i and i genuinely do like something that they've done and it is really credible to to their character most of these people who grow up as i said being internet content creators and make money they grow up being clowns we made money and then we decided to create some content on the internet these guys have one at least had the balls to get in the ring massive respect because anyone who gets in the ring it's a dangerous sport and uh you know it it's real and anyone who says that his fights are rigged i don't think his fights are rigged at all he carefully picks his opponents but his fights aren't rigged but he has brought back something that i really like i really like that back in the day in 17th century europe if you had beef with a man and everyone knew that you publicly disagreed you could say ha ha i challenge you to a duel i challenge you let's have it out in public and settle our affairs i think it was logan who bought this back with ksi shout out to ksi as well i saw his video on us that's pretty cool um they brought back this old you have beef with me okay let's settle it with fisticuffs settle it like men so if that's a straightener if it wasn't for the paul brothers that there would still be mindless internet beef going on and you couldn't say let's have a fight let's actually sort this out so i genuinely massively respect the paul brothers for that they bought that back and it's a it's a it's a customer's oldest time and it's been back five years and i'd say they are largely at credit and at fault for bringing that back so hats off to him nothing but respect from from my end yeah i made a video calling out jake paul i i if i if me and jake paul fight i will destroy him because i am a professional and he knows i'll destroy him and that's fine but that aside when i first made that video when he was calling out conor mcgregor and i thought he was just being disrespectful and he was just a clown it turns out he's taking his boxing career quite seriously he's really training he's training he's getting in the ring when he doesn't have to get in the ring you know he has enough money he doesn't have to do this yes he's putting on the line he's putting his reputation on the line i know that takes balls i respect him for it so i understand now that he's very serious about his boxing career and you're right they brought back the old school have you got beef let's fight i love that they brought that back i love that they brought this back because i'll fight ethan any day of the week i'll fight anyone that's who i am anyone who has beef any one of us beef if if jake wants to fight me i'll fight him i scare nobody on this planet i'll fight anybody but i do like that they brought that back you're right that's a really good point thank you now because we've talked about it because i want to talk about something else well now that i'm the most famous man in the world as we've just proven the most famous man in the world i can't walk the street without people coming up to me saying topg that's fine but i am walking the streets now with bodyguards and i'm going to tell you all why i'm doing it for your protection not my protection your protection and i want to explain something to you anyone who's followed me long enough knows i've had an eclectic life anyone with a brain can look at us and think of how much money we've made the places we live look at our instagram where we go and the kind of lives we've lived been associated with still associated with i'm not gonna give too much weight on the internet i have enemies you cannot just run up on me while i'm walking somewhere sprint over to me at speed and expect not there to be an altercation i would rather end you and then work out you were a fan then me get ended i'm saying this and i'm stating this with absolute [ __ ] serious be careful as a professional when you see me you approach me the same way you approach a nervous horse you don't run over making fast movements you get kicked in the face i'm tired of walking down the street and people seeing me at the corner of their eye and sprinting over to me i don't know you people i don't know you and i don't like groups of full-grown men running up to me so i've started walking around with bodyguards the reason i have bodyguards is so they can stop you getting close enough to me where i'm forced to react but if you see me approach slowly respectfully and carefully because i'm telling you my trigger fingers swift and i would rather make a mistake than die i don't like it and i'm making this very very public because it's happening all the time now don't run up to me don't come up behind me don't come from the side nothing you need to very very respectfully slowly from a distance in front of my eyes make me know i don't have to pull the weapon we grew up on a council estate in luton and the reason for the bodyguards i mean i caught that case and as i said you could find it on the internet if you google that i mean it's very easy to find a bunch of dudes were sitting on my on on my car i saw them and it was on site i need bodyguards to throw people off my car because otherwise i'm gonna hit them and i'm gonna catch a case it's not about protecting me from the people sitting on my car those people weren't a physical threat to me but i'm the kind of guy that will still throw punches you can take the boy off the council estate you cannot take the council stay out of the boy i'm still wired that way and i will hit you first and and answer my questions to the police layer so yeah we do have bodyguards we have bodyguards now and i'm telling you this for all for your protection because the internet has changed the world there are people now with no respect i'm walking down the street all they want is their selfie all they want is selfie i'm walking down the street in slovenia i'm walking to slovenia four full-grown men sprint at me at speed yeah i didn't have my weapon on me i turn and i'm literally i'm literally analyzing like you have to understand how fast my brain is and combat's been my life i'm analyzing like you'd imagine robocop analyzing he dies first he dies next he i'm working out destroying these four men before they turn out to be fans you can't run at me in a pack of men when a pack of men runs at me i get i'm ready to hurt you i don't know you people that's always been a threatening situation until very recently and i don't care if you've got your hand out trying to shake my hand i don't know if you've got a knife in that hand i'm gonna punch you in the face i don't know you if we're in the countries where i'm strapped which is more than you'd possibly believe more than you believe more than you believe because even where it's illegal to have a gun trust me with enough money enough friends you can have one my hand is on my way you're running over for a selfie and i'm reaching for the glock is it worth it it's a selfie you're getting a bull be careful and i'm saying this is a public statement be careful coming up to me yeah because i know you want your selfie so bad i don't really give a i don't know you do you want it bad enough to die do you want it that bad especially at night especially in clubs especially like on the street especially if i've got a woman with me and now my woman's that threat so i've put bodyguards up around me to try and stop this happening because sooner or later can be a accent cause people have no respect all you kids are growing up with no respect you've never been in a difficult situation you've never had a difficult life and you think that full-grown men running out another full-grown man at speed is normal oh it's why would he be threatened because you've never seen people get stabbed to death like i have you've never felt the blade inside anyone who've watched me knows where my stab wound is you've never you've never seen five full-grown men rush a man and murder him i have don't run at me like that and this is a gender is not a joke say mr producer there's no don't sprint at me like that i find it extremely offensive and now i don't want to take your stupid selfie because you made me nervous and you made me angry and unhappy i'm trying to live a happy life i'm a rich man i'm walking down the street got a beautiful woman with me my life's fine i don't want to have a adrenaline dump because you want a selfie to try and get some which you never get you stay the away from me or approach slow politely and with respect right another rumor andrew this one's bad you are a sexist slash misogynist no are you okay are you okay i can't handle it smash the like button again please don't say it again i can't possibly fathom a world in which there's some fat loser on the internet who thinks that i'm a misogynist even though he gets no and all the women love me and not him please don't do it tristan don't call don't even say you're sexist so yes you are i can't handle it i can't take it tristan i don't want you to say such a horrible thing i couldn't even if people were to even believe that's true for half a second i wouldn't even be able to accept please don't say that again promise shut up that you'll never say it again every time someone you know exists no you don't understand peace tristan you don't understand no one's ran up to me it's a good day no one's sprinted at me i'm sitting on my private jet with my five women with my diamond watch with hundreds of millions of dollars i'm away from one place i want to be to the next place i want to be life's fine and then someone on the internet calls me a sexist and then i'm just so upset and my whole life's ruined that i can't just relax and the and i can't just drive my super cars around and nothing was makes me happy anymore and i'm just so sad because they called me a sexist deep inside shut up okay all right i can't have it please next rumor please stop calling me a misogynist an expert please no tristan i need to let them know guys if you keep doing it it's going to ruin my life please ethan please don't say it again i super care i care so much i can't even put in human words how much i care i am a master at rhetoric i am beautiful i i have uh a grasp of the english language which is nearly unparalleled on the internet i have the ability to make my ideas translate through space-time into the minds of other men but i cannot describe in words how much i don't like and can't handle being called a misogynist or a sexist it ruins my entire existence tristan i can't even live life anymore please don't call me misogynist please okay rumor number nine we are russian agents agents from from russia russian agents that that's a rumor in fact for all of the romanians watching the former president of romania after the police came to our house that time entertained the fact on live romanian television that we may be russian agents sent to make the country of romania look bad the former president said that about us that it was a possibility that's a completely true story so are we russian agents [Laughter] yeah we're not russian agents which leads me into the which leads me to the final and i think the truest of all the rumors the large hadron collider at cern has recently been activated and once that happened you especially me subsequently have become the famous per most famous man on the internet are you from another dimension true or false true true i'm from a dimension let me complete the circuit okay complete the circuit tell them we admit it i admit it i'm from a dimension that parallels this one in all forms a dimension where men tell the truth don't cry their eyes out aren't scared of saying something on the internet you know what's crazy i say the things on the internet that every man says in the locker room or sits sitting around with his boys and then everyone says my views are extreme or crazy everyone agrees then why the huge following why the huge following why do we resonate with so many people and i don't say anything that's detrimental i want to make this very very clear i have nothing against women i love women women are beautiful creatures women have children i love i've said this before it's an interesting statistic i said this to dave who for some reason disagreed me on everything i said i don't know why i have nothing inside i like the guy but he was wrong on everything as we know you can watch the bff podcast he was completely smoked because that's what i do i smoke people he said that i have a problem with women i said no it's an interesting statistic 100 of people have had sex with women so 100 100 i have nothing against women in any regard i don't think they're as good as men at certain things and i don't think men are as good as women at certain things and i think that all of society basically agrees with me but because we live in the clown world of the internet for some reason we have to pretend that's not true well i'm from a dimension where you're allowed to say it and cern opened a black hole yeah and here i am in our universe we're just normal youtubers with no subscribers because we just say the things everyone says in our universe we're not famous we're just dudes who just say the basic everyone knows hey the sky is blue and everyone's like duh so we came through the wormhole using our illuminati human trafficking acting skills nice smart we we we we rented we trafficked ourselves we rented the wormhole because we're broke correct and we trafficked ourselves through it because our human traffickers and now that we're here somehow in this dimension we've blown up because we say women can't park oh my god it hell cheer up everyone knows it's true get over it relax relax we're from another dimension don't worry about it yeah our dimension is pretty cool but you know i like being in this dimension because i'm special i'm special here exactly people who are worried about what we say need to spend more time trying to find the clown yeah yeah they need they need to find a class they need to find the club they need to find the clown so that is the rumors of the tate brothers that has summed up all the rumors now that the rumors are over and all of them are true and we admit every single one of them is true when i say i refuse to be a sex but when i say we i mean i because i'm you and you're me and we're the same person it's just a very cleverly edited show right smart more yeah anyone who is serious about their life and wants their life to change you can go to topg.com which all forwards to cobratech.com try both corporate comment you can read about the war room read about hustles university and everything is explained every single man with blood in his veins needs to be a member of one of those two communities it serves every single male on the planet hu will get you rich the war room will give you the connections you need to live a life worth living if you're gonna sit here on the internet watching my content agreeing with what we say and understanding that this is one percent of what we know and one percent of what we teach and not unless and not wanting the other 99 well then you are doomed to failure if you're the kind of person who genuinely wants to upgrade their character like we've been discussing then you're going to join the war room or hostage university and both of them can be accessed at cobratech.com very very simple i don't talk about it any more than that i don't need to justify i don't need to show the wins anymore we have children 16 years old making 30 40 000 a month we have people inside the war room traveling the world inside of getting visas on a whim for countries which are banned for their particular passport you would not believe the things we do it's all on covertake.com and you can find out more the war room is not a group you can just join and stay in we have tests we have a white path you must follow to reach the top of udon if you do not do your work you will be kicked from the group we kick members permanently who do not succeed every single member inside the war room for that reason is a winner because losers are expelled you will be amongst winners and the only way you can stay amongst winners is to become a winner birds of a feather [ __ ] together that's why i said this on all the interviews if your girl if you're your boy your girl that's your fault because you're a [ __ ] because you roll with if your boy is a coward that's your fault because you're a coward because you roll with cowards if you hold yourself to standards you will find friends which hold themselves to standards and before you know what you'll end up in the war room part of the private army of top g most famous man on the planet this has been the emergency meeting episode 11. god bless good night god bless good night from the one and only mr producer