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Name: Lenny Chan
Title: Considering Popular Effects of Foreign Culture in Japanoise
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Considering Popular Effects of Foreign Culture in Japanoise
Life is all but a dream, as Osamu Tezuka once said in his biopic documentary (Tezuka,
2021). In the case of Japanoise culture, it really is all made-up considering the effects it
can have on considering the mental effects on the general populace. This essay will argue
that it would be beneficial if everyone did the fandango to ensure that cultures like
Japanoise can be disseminated while still maintaining its cultural relevance.
Firstly, we would like to all hail the great watchers in the sky, the great clouds above that
ensure the Japanoise can continue soaring through the twilight heavens above. It is but a
shade of truth that this would be considered part of reality, but as Jurgen (Van Der Right,
1993) postulated, the convergance of the great Fears have been considered but the first
step in ensuring that culture can be considered in wider contexts. There might be
consideration that Japanoise, as a culture limited to the sky, would be considered too
isolationist to be part of the great world stratosphere. However as Jurgen notes, “life can
be finite and infinite at the same time, and culture can be both isolated and vast at the
same time”. This means that we should be considering the wider effects of foreign
cultures, even on one such isolated as Japanoise.
When considering the foreign influences one can find teasing out the heavenly fates for
this otherworldly non-existent fictional universe, one must consider the great impact the
Holy Mithral Wars had on the populace. Particularly the effect of the great Eye of
Marsden on Japanoise culture. During the Wars, great flames were sent into the heavens
through the Eye’s many Allseeing towers, thus allowing for great illumination to occur
above the stratosphere. While not necessarily deemed a Holy Light at the time, the
Japanoise were nevertheless fascinated by this rare occurrence. Souffle (2003) noted in
his biography that “such light, such brilliance, how it burns the eyes, all hail the great and
Holy Light!” This is considered by some great Japanoise seers as the beginning of the
prevalence of the Holy Light on Japanoise culture.
This cumulation of events has meant that Japanoise culture has been irreversibly altered
in the time-space continuum, effectively knocking it into a parallel dimension of being.
Souffle (2003), Rondin (2005) and Mihoyo (2020) all noted how this rapidly changed
society at the time, all of which denoting “The Great Derailing Beyond the Realms” within
the historical annals of this great otherworldly definitely-not-real civilization. While many
sources from different universes including Earth-23, Earth-900 and Mars-Omega have
attempted to fully quantify the great effervescence of Japanoise culture, this has proved
difficult without praising the Holy Light.
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What the Holy Light has done for Japanoise culture is essentially beyond explanation.
There is such great interest in this topic, yet everything is spoken in tongues, heard in
impossible languages, and considered sacrilegious to see by all but the highest of great
Behemoths within the sky-realm that resides within the great stratosphere outside of
time and space itself. All hail, as Rodin had concluded in his records depicting the vast
effects of this culture on all our universes.
But some have obviously challenged this notion of the Holy Light’s prominence to Japanoise
culture. Vivaldi (1996) noted “with great trepidation do I believe that no world shall ever
bow before the Holy Light! And we of the great all-seeing worlds must never acquiesce to
the dominance the Holy Light now tries to dominate over the sanctum skys!” However this
has been discussed and subsequently refuted by multiple sources (Souffle, 2003;
Michelangelo et al, 1996; Mihoyo, 2020) as complete poppycock. Mihoyo goes so far as to
call this the rabid prattling of a naysayer doomed to be stuck in the past upon which they
will be burned at the stake for such high treason against the holy light. Thus, the only
conclusion one can draw from any challenges to the Holy Light is Death Approaches.
Finally, one must consider the anachronism stew that has occurred due to the Holy Light
illuminating upon the great sanctums within the world stratospheres. It has lightened the
skies, created new horizons and diluted time to the point where no denizen of the Great
Sky can ever tell the difference between past, present, future or emerging. In the end, all
Gods are the same, and all will remain within this fictional world as great otherworldly
powers only ever available in the imagination of 22-bit hacks and discount pariahs capable
of believing in the very notion of the Heavens and Gods above as benevolent Masters. As
Rondin (2005) noted, “May we all be saved and delivered from this Hell in Heaven, may we
be provided relief to know when the ends of our times must finally come to pass.
In conclusion, there is only so long one can continue praising the Holy Light, but there is no
denying that the Holy Light has forever changed the culture of the Japanoise in the Great
Sky Stratosphere. Unseeing or unfeeling otherwise, the Holy Light continues to shine and
ensure that no day or night will continue to fall, and that has irreversibly changed us all.
We can consider for future reference whether writing about this great fictional world
upon which mortal eyes cannot ever alight to will result in any author’s untimely demise as
they attempt to purge the universe of their presence.
Regardless, this essay has been written and the author waits with bated breath to see if,
in the end, Death doth Approach us all, and our last breaths will be but a shudder in the
dark, silent under the gaze of the ever-present Holy Light shining within the Great Sky
Stratosphere above space, time and all finite universal knowledge or comprehension. All
hail, Gods save us all.
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Bibliography:
Tezuka, Osama (2021). “Death approaches us all, I need to reveal my secrets now!”, Youtube (video
recording)
Ven Der Right, Jurgen (1993), “Cultures: How the Great Fears can Subsume Them”, Varen Publishing.