1. “Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” 2. “Happiness is not in money, but in shopping 3. “I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.” 4. “Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like.” 5. “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” 6. “I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix.” 7. “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” 8. Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life. 9. Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. 10. The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.