It may comfort you to know that Fry's death
took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so
intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years.
And it goes without saying, it caused him to
empty his bowels.
Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no
booze and only one hooker. Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and
gagged. Hey, whatcha watching?
With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Why would a robot need to drink? Dear
God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd. And so we
say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go.
The toilet.
I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars.
Explain that.
Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Goodbye, friends. I never
thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!
1. Ask her how her day was.
2. Fatal.
3. A true inspiration for the children.
I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them
later.
Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual
inhibitions? But existing is basically all I do! I love you, buddy! Oh, I don't have time for this. I
have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait
behind me while I complain.
 Yeah, lots of people did.
 Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying!
 And from now on you're all named Bender Jr.
Oh God, what have I done? I'm a thing. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!
Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Bender, this is Fry's
decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life.
For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! Bender, quit
destroying the universe! Of all the friends I've had… you're the first. Yeah, I do that with my
stupidness.
Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig". And why did
'I' have to take a cab? Pansy. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST!
NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!
Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all
everybody else's fault! Daddy Bender, we're hungry. I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and
access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
Okay, I like a challenge. Throw her in the brig. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind
against me! Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside
your head."
Look, last night was a mistake. Then we'll go with that data file! Hey, you add a one and two zeros
to that or we walk! I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most
intimate friends all about him.
I'm Santa Claus! Bite my shiny metal ass. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! I just
want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense. And why did 'I' have to
take a cab?
Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would
appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though
they may be… Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his
wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.
Actually, that's still true. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to
promote alcoholic beverages! Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Professor, make a woman out of
me. Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying!
Shut up and get to the point! I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. When will that be? If rubbin' frozen
dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right. Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and
he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you.