"Calling All True
Opportunists!!!"
Are you an opportunist?
Because-if you are, if you truly are an opportunist-we should talk.
But are you?
Many people claim to be. They are not. Buying a million dollar home for $750,000, or a
$40 bottle of wine for $8.99 does not make you an opportunist.
It makes you a bargain-hunter. And that's a whole different thing. My name is Henry H
and I am an opportunist.
Here's how I know:
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I love weekends...and you know why? Because while you are off fishing, I'm off
getting you fired for not working hard enough. I love that. Who wouldn't?
I love being angry. It doesn't really matter what I'm angry about-just throwing a
massive fit and breaking stuff freaks people out so much they will beg, yes beg
you to stop, they will do anything just please, please, please...stop. This is a gate
that opens out upon brand new automobiles, fishing tackle, even fishing boats and
it is a lovely, lovely thing.
I despise what is often referred to as "employment." I myself remain, not simply
unemployed but, by any common measure, unemployable, and this is a source of
great pride to me. The other word for this is "retired," but I am retired in the same
way that my favorite waiter at Luigi's is a "resting" actor. For the right $5 million
I am your slave and will gladly lick your Guccis. But my point is: job, schlob.
Enough said. Next!
To work hard or hardly work, that is the question and here, right here in this letter, is the
answer.
Now, before we go any further I want you to think: are you, by these standards, a true
opportunist?
...Or just someone who gets a lucky break once in awhile?
(Nothing wrong with that, you understand: if you didn't win the Lottery, who would I
extract money from?)
The Test of a True Scoundrel
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The rich love to flash their platinum credit cards. Big deal! YOU have a
private card. Accepted anywhere in world "good as cash"...off the radar so
transactions are completely secret...zero interest rates...100% legal...and FDIC
insured. Beat that!
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How to turn $49
into a million
Ready, fire, aim strategy
has experts puzzled, furious
Never again.
Sure they've said it before, but this time investors mean it.
Never again will investors bet more than they feel comfortable losing.
Never again will they listen to the siren song of fat-cat advisors who secretly
bet against them.
Never again will they assume they'll win when the odds are good that they'll
lose-and lose it all.
Never again. That's why The League of Scoundrels launched the Never Again
Portfolio. This is a swing-for-the-fences, long-shot set of stock picks that could
blow up spectacularly-or, make you 1,000%, even 10,000% richer.
And if it doesn't, well, you could be out as much as $49.
How is this possible?
First, we only recommend stocks that are cheap, cheap, cheap.
Second, we only recommend them when the fuse on these pocket rockets is
burned right down to the end. No waiting around for a big payoff.
Third, if it's not gonna work, we move on and never look back. Not even a
glance. We used to fall in love with our stock recommendations. Much good
that did us! These days we kiss a lot more girls-but never part with that
diamond ring!
This is the world's cheapest way to turn a grub stake of $49 or even $800 and
turn it into thousands, yes millions. Christian Hill, the League's Top Scoundrel,
is personally supervising the Never Again Portfolio, selecting low-priced
opportunities most investors are never privy to.
Let me be clear: this is high level investment intelligence. But let me ask you:
did you do better when you were receiving weighty (biased) research from
button-down rating agencies and brokers?
-I didn't think so!
Imagine this: from now on you'll never risk more on Wall Street than the price
of dinner.
No more lost sleep.
No more of that clammy feeling when you look at the morning headlines.
No more of that rotten feeling that, for every long bet you made yesterday,
your own broker made a short bet-against you.
And won.
It's time we told Bernie Madoff and his pals on Wall Street to take a hike.
From now on we, The League of Scoundrels, will take care of ourselves!
Everybody else pays through the
nose to rent a gorgeous beachfront
home on the North Shore of Kauai:
$2,200 a week! But you live there
like a king or queen rent free.
Simply look after this stunning home
that no travel agent will ever tell you
about.
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Most folks are cutting back on eating out. "Just too expensive," they say. But
you enjoy delicious free dinners at national chain restaurants and get paid cash for
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"A diamond is forever." Only you're not feeling the pinch forever! The
ordinary man grits his teeth and shells out $18,000 for a 2-carat pink diamond for
the wife. You gleefully pay $250 and surprise her with a real 2-carat pink
diamond with fewer flaws. A secret De Beers hopes never gets out.
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Kelly Blue Book says a 2004 Honda Civic with 69,947 miles will cost a buyer
$8,888! Not you! You get a 2004 Honda Civic hybrid with only 38,556 miles on
the clock for $3,000! Just know how the used car buying game is really played.
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Andrews, retail $9,000...you pay a pittance-just $4,500! Better: you don't do one
bit of negotiating. Save thousands on almost anything in the art market.
Laugh all the way to the bank by enjoying a lavish $400,000 type retirement
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taxes, $150. Full time housekeeper, $8 a day. Great fresh food, $10 a day. Quality
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Sounds crazy. Folks beg you to take over their leases on late model cars and
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Savor one extra hour of sleep every night on a mattress as good as any Bill
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Own prime investment property without anyone-the IRS, government
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author of Building Wealth in a Changing Real Estate Market.
Smart investors think the best place to hide money is in Switzerland,
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secrecy than those countries, reports author of best-selling book, Privacy Crisis.
More millionaires have been made in real estate than in any other field. Now,
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investment or financing. You make big money helping other people invest their
money!
Your boss is prouder than a peacock, bragging about a romantic cruise he's
taking with the wife to Bora Bora. Cost: $7,870 each! But you show up on the
same cruise for...FREE! Bill Miller has been cruising for free since the 1970s,
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The financial “experts” warn you can lose your shirt seeking triple-digit
gains. What a pile of crock! You make huge gains of 100%, 500% even 1,000%
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Most folks worry how President Obama's healthcare reforms will affect costs
and coverage. But you turn that worry into double digit gains with a stock poised
to soar just a soon as 30 million more Americans get health coverage.
Gold at $2,000 an ounce? The thought has precious metals investors
salivating like hungry dogs eyeing a juicy steak. But you know a better way to
play the gold markets, one that could hand you the single largest gain of your
investing career.
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Ordinary Joe glumly waits in long
lines at the airport going through
security. You're in line, too, only you
look chipper. Why? You've invested
in the company that dominates the
"identity recognition" market at
airports. In fact, it's an all-in-one
fingerprint, retina and facial recognition
technology so good American soldiers
use in it Iraq and Afghanistan to keep
track of terrorists. Has $1.3 billion in
backlogged orders. But has slipped under the radar at around $11 a share. Buy
now and look for stock to rise 254%!
"The next Apple? Even better! This little known company develops advanced
digital imaging solutions to provide sensor chips for the next generation of Apple
phones. And, with AT&T losing its exclusivity on the iPhone, look out!
Verizon’s on the offensive with a massive customer-grab. But at what cost?
Expect millions of new clients and this company’s stock to hit the stratosphere!
Get in now, while prices are dirt cheap!”
Save $4,200 on your next vacation
with no marathon flights, long lines,
high prices and bad service. Instead,
you and your family rest and relax in
the lap of luxury by "vacationing" in
your local community and area.
Ka-ching! The masses blindly pay
$118 a month for the cholesterol drug
Lipitor. You pay $4 for a generic
brand that's just as effective. Pocket
$1,400 a year and nearly $30,000 over
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up to 96% per drug!
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time.
Millions suckered in to "free" credit reports that require you to sign up for a
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SCOUNDREL-IN-CHIEF
Who is that masked corporate raider?
The man, the scoundrel who dares say what is never said, and openly do what
is always done privately, is someone you may one day encounter, smoking an
expensive Cuban cigar and rattling the ice cubes in his glass of Chivas, on a
bar stool not a hundred galaxies away from Wall Street.
The encounter will leave you disoriented. Certain painful things will be said by
this man, maybe to you alone, the mouth drawn down, the eyebrows slightly
raised. Painful truths that should never be said, that perhaps never have been
said.
Words will be spoken...words like "gouge," "grab" and "elbow"... "treachery"
and "booty"...words disallowed by soft-hearted biz-school humanists and other
tree huggers.
Then he will vanish into the night, leaving merely a trace of cigar smoke and a
smoldering fire of hostility in the pit of your stomach. Noting that you have
been left a sizable tab, you'll order one last round and the sympathetic bar keep
(if it is the one I'm thinking of) will nod to you and say, "They'll get theirs."
And you-a new you-will mutter, "But not before I get mine."
--"Wipe the floor with your enemies."
--not Sun Tzu
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Work a tedious second job to make ends meet? Not you! Learn the secrets of a
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Better than any savings account! While most others fret and worry about
inflation shrinking their nest eggs to hummingbird size, you get wealthy with the
one investment that will hold its value-even double at today's prices-no matter if
the economy goes to hell in a handbasket.
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International investor, entrepreneur and author hails this country as the best
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More European than Europe, less crowded, vastly cheaper and tax-free!
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Unpublished source of financing gets you into lucrative real estate deals
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The stock that pays 5.9% in cash just for owning its shares. That's not even
mentioning its huge profit potential in buying super undervalued properties.
Biggest real estate investment trust that people have never heard about.
The one-two punch that will launch any new business with explosive profits!
Will have buyers lining up and begging for your products or services.
Classic, luxury cars for a trifle that go begging. Regular "Joes" only dream
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911. But you impress friends and family with a stunning ride. It's yours for as
little as $163 a month (and you let someone else pay for the depreciation).
Is a smokin' retirement only a pipe dream? Not at the world's top destinations
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The one thing to say to creditors to fix inaccurate information in your credit
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Love cash? Then you should invest in a stock that churns out cash (how does $26
billion sound?) faster than a speeding bullet. Good news is you can buy this
unloved blue chip now and get paid a nice dividend (over 4%) waiting for Wall
Street to wake up. Best news-buy now at a conservative 30% discount.
Forget driving Miss Daisy. How about driving Miss Beijing? Over four million
Beijing residents now own cars, and this city is adding 2,000 vehicles a day to its
roads. China is now the world's largest auto market, and one company will lead
the way in supplying the oil this mammoth mass of drivers needs. Buy today, and
watch the price rise 80%!
The seven word question to ask to get "industry" discounts on hotels, resorts,
airfare and other travel accommodations. Save up to 45% by paying what the
travel industry media pay.
Looking for "exurbs" or rural areas
where the price of land will explode
5-10 times in the next decade? Seven
signs to look for in a community that
point to it being a bargain of the future.
From an expert in multi-currency
portfolios and international travel.
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The “Get It All Back” Portfolio! Investment expert featured on “The O’Reilly
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Want an in-home business that can crank out profits for you 24/7, even while
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How to turn the hottest rising trend on the Internet into a cash cow for you!
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Boss Man Asks:"Do You Qualify?"
"Thanks, Bernie"
Bernie, are you there and can you hear me?
I just want to say this:
"Thank you, you greed-besotted pig."
Thank you for taking what everyone else on Wall Street does 16 times a day without a
second thought, and doing it 500 times a day-also without a thought.
Beats working, eh Bernie?
Everyone knew, of course, and turned a blind eye. No one wanted to rock that little boat.
Like any farmer will tell you: Only wrestle with a pig if you're ready to get all muddy.
You stole. You lied and cheated. Nothing new there: richer folk, in bigger offices in
shinier buildings not 100 yards from where you operated, continue to do the same thing.
But Bernie when you get out in 150 years, don't bother to come looking for me. I'm no
victim-and I'm not stupid. Your game is one of the oldest in town. Shame on me if I ever
would fall for it!
You made one little mistake, Bernie. But it was a fatal one. You let your victims live.
They'll be waiting for you, Bernie, when you get out.
Count on it.
Are you nice?
If so, I have 3 words for you that will change your fortunes, your future, and yes, your
life.
GET OVER IT.
I did.
Once upon a fairy tale time, I defined success in other people's terms. My mother's. My
wife's. My neighbors', my children's... their children's. Oh, my.
I knew what excellence was, and my guess is that you do, too. But I settled for what
others could give me, and what they gave me was mediocre. "It's the best he can do. He's
going through a rough patch." Blah, blah.
I climbed the ladder, right to the top. Cracked a few heads along the way, I admit. And
you know what?
My boss got the big break.
MY LOUSY, NO-NOTHING, LAZY, IGNORAMUS, COULDN'T-NEGOTIATE-HISFAT-ASS-OUT-OF-A-GLADBAG BOSS, GOT DIVISION CHIEF.
Conflict resolution? Done the classes. Put me in a room with an Arab and an Israeli for 2
hours, they will walk out married.
I know from nice.
Then I discovered nasty. It was like someone opened the doors and turned on the lights! I
was "suddenly" possessed of respect, wisdom, money, power, discretion, freedom and did
I mention money?
I tripled my income. I made Division Chief in 3 months. (It took me 10 minutes to fire
my old boss. Nine of those were wasted.)
Used to be, they'd call me "dear Henry." Now they call me "Big H" or "Hell on wheels."
Maybe some other things, too.
Wall Street, where I work at a prestigious (ie: cutthroat) firm, is the place to hone your
nasty skills every day, from your first coffee to your last martini.
I used to worry about getting a date, catching a trophy wife. Then I caught a life. Sure,
I'm materialistic. Any material as long as it's Italian leather or burled walnut. I used to be
"nice." A veritable saint that was me.
Listen, I have a short attention span and perhaps you do too. (Like I care?) So here's the
bottom line.
My Promise Is This...
I promise you that my ideas work-and work for you without you having to risk big hunks
of precious cash.
I promise you that you'll be successful from now on...
...without having to be "nice"
...without having to be "patient"
...without having to wait for a bull market and
...without having to take risk.
Think of that!
Think what that could mean to you, your
family, your blood pressure!
When you join The League of Scoundrels,
you'll operate with total confidence. No more
second guessing-let them do that! No more
hesitating because the risks seem vague and unspecified.
Which brings me to my final point. It's an important one, too. If my suggestions are ever
vague, complicated or unspecific...if you are ever left unsure of what to do next, get your
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Gotta go.
And remember:
Kiss my ass, take no crap!
Henry H (not my real name)
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