Dad Jokes from the Holderness family 1. Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Cause they’re so good at it. 2. What do you call a did who lies about having kids? A faux pa 3. 2 fish are in a tank and one says to the other…”do you know how to drive this thing?” 4. My friend said to me “What rhymes with orange” and I said “no, it doesn’t!” 5. Did you hear about the kid napping at school? It’s fine. He woke up. 6. My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and right. 7. My girlfriend gave me a list of all the things she wanted to do on her thirty second birthday. I told her there’s no way we could do all that in 30 seconds!