PQ •Ash Class Book-/. — 10* WIT AND WISDOM OF DON QUIXOTE. Patch grief with proverbs. Shakespeare. * ^Washing?- NEW YORK: D. APPLETON & CO., 443 and 445 1867. V BROADWAY. m -\k n % Entered < according to Act of Congress, in the year 1S67, By D. APPLETON & Co., S in the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United States, for the Southern District of New York. y PREFACE. As the priest, the friend of endeavoring knight cure to he (as said of " Mirror of Chivalry to the speaking in any destroying now and books of chivalry, in from condemnation, by it) Quixote, show him no respect own tongue, I will place all his then saving one one of the contributors : " " If him here I find other language than his will when malady of the mental the thought Don ; but if he talks in my him on own, I his head in token of regard." " "in I have got him at Italian, but I don't " Nor curate. is it who said the barber, understand that language." necessary you should," replied the " And here the captain, home," let us pray Heaven to forgive has impoverished him so much, by translating him into Spanish, and making him a Castilian. And, indeed, the same thing will PREFACE. IV happen to all those who pretend to translate books of poetry into a foreign language their care all and ability, ble to give the translation the is ; for, in spite they will find it of impossi- same energy which found in the original." So, in giving (or trying to so do) a translation proverbs, poems, and of the Quixote, them so I aphorisms of must be pardoned time acknowledge more impoverishing for much, and making the knight of the countenance an Englishman, while my Don I at the indebtedness to the rueful same many able translators preceding me, believing, to quote the priest again, that, " since Apollo was Apollo the muses, muses ; poets, so Don in and the bards were humorous and so w himsical book as from the text of Cervantes all T a Quixote was never written." We that ; is find gleaning knightly and noble. I know of no literature the world so rich in proverbs as the Spanish ; indeed, there exists a manuscript collection, gath- ered by that distinguished Spanish scholar, Juan Yriarte, containing between twenty-five and thirty thousand. Yriarte devoted himself to this pursuit with such eagerness that he offered a fee for any new proverb brought him, in his list he attached a while to each inserted memorandum from whence PREFACE. it came, and life, if this V was not from books but from an indication of the name, the rank, and the condition in derived. life of the person from whom According to Trench, having it was a right to take Cervantes as the truest exponent of the Spanish character, the proverbs stately spirit too." humor " We should be prepared to trace in of Spain a grave thoughtfulness, a ; to find them breathing the very of chivalry and honor, and indeed of freedom WIT AND WISDOM OF DON QUIXOTE. Down which I in a village of La Mancha, have no desire to recollect, there long ago, one of those gentlemen a lance the upon who name of lived, not usually keep a rack, an old buckler, a lean horse, a coursing greyhound. Soup, composed of somewhat more mutton than beef, the fragments served up cold on most nights, lentils on Fridays, pains and breakings on Saturdays, and a pigeon, by way of addition, on Sundays, consumed three-fourths of his income; the remainder of it supplied him and with a cloak of fine cloth, velvet breeches, with slippers of the best week-days. above who same homespun, in for holidavs, suit of the His family consisted of a housekeeper forty, a niece served and a which he adorned himself on him both not quite twenty, and a lad in the field and at home, who could saddle the horse or handle the pruning-hook. WIT AND WISDOM 2 The of age years gentleman bordered upon our fifty he was of a strong constitution, spare-bodied, ; of a meagre visage, a very early Some of the chase. riser, and a lover pretend to say that his surname was Quixada, or Quesada, for on this point his histhough, from very probable conjectorians differ ; tures, we may This is, tory ; let swerve In conclude that however, of his name was Quixana. importance to our his- little suffice that, in relating it from the a jot fine, his it, we do not truth. judgment being completely obscured, he was seized with one of the strangest fancies that ever entered the head of any a belief that it behooved him, madman : as well for the this was, advance- ment of his glory as the service of his country, to become a knight-errant, and traverse the world, armed and mounted, in quest of adventures, and to practise errant, that all of whom had been performed by knightshe had read redressing every ; species of grievance, and exposing himself to dan- gers which, being surmounted, might secure to eternal The glory and renown. him poor gentleman crowned emperor of Trebisond, by the valor of his arm ; and thus wrapped in these agreeable delusions, and borne away by the imagined himself at least extraordinary pleasure he found in them, he hast- ened to put The rusty armor, and had his designs into execution. thing he first was did which had been lain many years to scour up some his great-grandfather's, neglected in a corner. ; OF DON QUIXOTE. This he cleaned and adjusted but he found one grand defect 3 as he could, as well ; the helmet was in- complete, having only the morion this deficiency, ; however, he ingeniously supplied, by making a kind of visor of pasteboard, which, being fixed to the morion, gave the appearance of an entire helmet. It is true indeed that, in order to prove he drew his sword, and gave two it strength, its strokes, the of which instantly demolished the labor of a but not altogether approving of the which it was destroyed, and self against visor, a first week facility with in order to secure him- similar misfortune, he made another which, having fenced in the inside with small bars of iron, he felt assured of its strength, and, without making any more experiments, held it to be a most excellent helmet. In the next place he visited his steed though this ; and al- animal had more blemishes than the horse of Gonela, which " tantum pellis et ossa fuit," yet, in his eyes, neither the Bucephalus of Alexan- der, nor the Cid's Babieca, could be Four days was he give him him. name he should deliberating ; for, as would be very improper self, it cellent, appertaining to a be without an appropriate compared with upon what he said to him- that a horse so ex- knight so famous, should name ; he therefore en- deavored to find one that should express what he had been before he belonged to a knight-errant, and he now was nothing could, indeed, be more reasonable than that, when the master changed also w hat T : WIT AND WISDOM 4 his state, the horse should likewise change his name, and assume one, pompous and high-sounding, became the new order he now as So after professed. having devised, altered, lengthened, curtailed, rejected, and again framed in his imagination a variety of names, he finally determined upon Rozinante, a name, in his opinion, lofty, sonorous, and full of meaning ; importing that he had been only a rozin^ a drudge-horse, before his now he was that present before the all condition, and rozins the in world. Having given satisfaction, horse a his he resolved to fix name much so upon one to his for himself. This consideration employed him eight more days, when he determined to at length Quixote ; whence some of the historians most true history have concluded that certainly Quixada, and not himself call his Don of this name was Quesada, as others would have it. Then recollecting that the valorous Amadis, not content with the simple appellation of Amadis, added thereto the name of his and native country, in order to render styling himself Amadis de Gaul ; it kingdom famous, so he, like a good name of his province, and himself Don Quixote de la Mancha; whereby, knight, also added the called in his opinion, he fully proclaimed his lineage and country, which, at the same time, he honored by taking its name. His armor being made now perfect, his horse furbished, his helmet and himself provided with — ! OF DON QUIXOTE. 5 names, he found nothing wanting but a lady to be in love with, as A he said knight-errant without a mistress was a tree without either fruit or leaves, and a body without a soul In the mean time laborer, a Don neighbor of his, Quixote tampered with a such an epithet can be given to one that but shallow-brained so ; man and an honest in short, he many arguments, and made said so so poor), is much, used many promises, that the poor fellow resolved to sally out with and serve him other things, him Among in the capacity of a squire. Don (if Quixote told him that he ought accompany him, for such an adventure might some time or the other occur, that by one stroke an island might be won, where he might leave him governor. With this and other promises, Sancho Panza (for that was the laborer's name) left to be very glad to his w ife T and children, and engaged himself as squire x to his neighbor. t>' Modesty well becomes beauty, and laughter proceeding from slight cause Keep your mouth The brave " Where man excessive is folly. shut, and your eyes open. carves out his art thou, mistress of own my fortune, heart, Unconscious of thy lover's smart ? WIT AND WISDOM Ah me Or thou know'st not ! thou " If and art false I find him here my distress, pitiless." uttering any other language than his own, I will show no respect speaks in his own ; but if tongue, I will put him upon he my head." " 1 I have him in Italian," said the barber, " but do not understand him." " Neither is it any great matter, whether you understand him or not," answered the priest we would willingly have excused the ; " and good captain from bringing him into Spain and making him a Castilian for ; he has deprived him of a great deal of his native value tune of those all ; which, indeed, who skill, the misfor- undertake the translation of poetry into other languages and is ; for, with all their care they can never bring them on a level with the original production." " The devil lurks behind the cross." " There cannot be too much of " What " A is saint lost to-day may may sometimes " Many go out for be a good thing." won to-morrow." suffer for a sinner." wool and return shorn." Matters of war are most subject to continual change. ; OF DON QUIXOTE. Every man himself by Truth that laws all the is aggrieved is human and mother of J allowed to defend is divine. history, the rival of time, the depository of great actions, witness of the example and adviser of the present, and oracle past, of future ages. Love, on a like knight-errantry, puts all things level. * " He After that Don God humhleth himself, Quixote had satisfied will exalt." his hunger, he took up a handful of acorns, and, looking on them attentively, gave utterance to expressions like these " Happy times, and happy were those ages, which the ancients termed the Golden Age because gold, so prized in this those two words, age, all who in not toil then lived were ignorant of Mine and Thine. things were ! our iron age, was to be obtained, in that fortunate period, without but because they : common In that blessed to provide ; their ordinary sustenance, no other labor was necessary than to raise their hands and take oaks, which their sweet tains and relishing fruit. from the sturdy them The classics. familiar with the to taste limpid foun- and running streams offered them, * Showing that Cervantes was Latin it stood liberally inviting in magnifi- Bible, as well as ; ; WIT AND WISDOM 8 cent abundance, In the waters. the clefts of rocks, and in hollow trees, offering every to their hand, without produce of their most delicious interest, the fertile The and transparent and provident bees formed industrious commonwealths, toil. delicious their stately cork-trees, impelled by their own courtesy alone, divested themselves of their light and expanded bark, with which their houses, supported men began to cover by rough poles, only as a de- fence against the inclemency of the heavens. then was peace, amity, all all concord. The All heavy colter of the crooked plough had not yet dared to force open and search into the tender bowels of our first mother, who, unconstrained, every part of her fertile offered, from and spacious bosom, what- ever might feed, sustain, and delight those, her children, by whom she was then possessed." ANTONIO. Yes, lovely nymph, thou I art my prize boast the conquest of thy heart, Though nor the tongue, nor speaking Have yet revealed the latent smart. Thy wit and sense assure In them my Nor can he Who my fate, love's success I see be unfortunate dares avow his flame for thee. eyes 5 OF DON QUIXOTE. Yet sometimes 9 hast thou frowned, alas ! And given my hopes a cruel shock Then did thy soul seem formed of brass. ; Thy snowy bosom But in the midst of thy disdain, Thy sharp reproaches, cold delays, Hope from The Ah of the rock. ! behind, to ease my pain, border of her robe displays. lovely maid ! in equal scale Weigh well thy shepherd's truth and love, Which ne'er, but with his breath, can fail, Which neither frowns nor smiles can move. If love, as shepherds Be So courteous My to say, Mine is Olalia, passion will rewarded be. And if The A wont gentleness and courtesy, obsequious duty paid, grateful heart can never sure, my fair, may move, well persuade due return, and claim thy love. For, to seem pleasing in thy sight, I dress And, in My And myself with studious care, my best apparel dight, Sunday clothes on Monday wear. shepherds say I'm not to blame For cleanly dress and spruce attire ; WIT AND WISDOM 10 Preserve alive love's wanton flame, And To gently fan the dying please my I join the And fair, in mazy fire. ring dance, and sportive play ; beneath thy window sing, oft When the cock proclaims the day. first With rapture on each charm I dwell, And daily spread thy beauty's fame And still my tongue thy praise Though envy : shall tell, swell, or malice blame. Teresa of the Berrocal, When Your once mistress I praised But a mere ape Thanks And is your delight. the graces counterfeit to the false and curled Which wary Love I swore 'twas At I false ; himself might cheat. and said she lied boxed the clown that took her I boxed ; hair, that her anger fiercely rose And how I call, to the bugle's artful glare, all Thanks you, said in spite, you an angel my fairest side, knows. court thee not, Olalia, To My gratify a loose desire love is ; chaste, without alloy Of wanton wish, or lustful ; ; fire. J OF DON QUIXOTE. The church hath silken cords, that Consenting hearts If thou, Thy my On Nor fair, its swain If not, by its in tie mutual bands yoke : will try, ready captive stands. the saints all I swear these bleak mountains my ever quit But A I to dwell, still toilsome care, for the cloister and the cell. clergyman must be over and above good, makes all his who parishioners speak well of him. Parents ought not to settle their children against their will. For never sure was any knight So served by damsel, or by dame, As Lancelot, When The mand is soldier no he less man at first w ho T that of might, from Britain came. executes his valuable than captain's com- captain who the gave the order. * It One is swallow does not make neither just nor wise to him who commands what Showing is a summer. fulfil the will of utterly unreasonable. also his familiarity with ./Esop. — — ; WIT AND WISDOM 12 CHRYSOSTOM'S SONG. I. Since, cruel maid, From Let you force me to proclaim clime to clime the triumph of your scorn, hell itself inspire my tortured breast With mournful numbers, and untune my my Whilst the sad pieces of Mix with the doleful accents of At once to tell Hear, then, and Not to my griefs listen voice broken heart my tongue, and thy exploits. with attentive ear harmonious sounds, but echoing groans, my lab'ring breast, my raging smart. Fetched from the bottom of To ease, in spite of thee, ii. The lion's roar, the howl of midnight wolves, The scaly serpent's hiss, the raven's croak, The burst of fighting winds that vex the main, The widowed owl and turtle's plaintive moan, With all the din of hell's infernal crew, From my grieved soul forth issue in one sound Leaving my For ah no The ! senses all common confused and lost. language can express cruel pains that torture my sad heart. in. Yet let not Echo bear the mournful sounds Tagus rolls his yellow sands, To where old Or crowned with Betis, olives, pours his flood — ; OF DON QUIXOTE. 13 But here, 'midst rocks and precipices deep, Or to obscure and silent vales removed, On shores by human footsteps never trod, Where the gay sun ne'er lifts his radiant orb, Or with the envenomed face of savage beasts That range the howling wilderness for food, Will I Poor privilege of grief! my woes proclaim the story of Catch the sad —while echoes hoarse and spread tale, it round the world, IV. Disdain gives death suspicions, true or false, ; O'erturn the impatient mind : with surer stroke Fell jealousy destroys ; the pangs of absence No ; nor firmest hope lover can support Can dissipate the dread of cold neglect Yet I, strange fate ! though jealous, though dained, Absent, and sure of cold neglect, And No amidst the various torments ray of hope e'er darted on Nor would Will Vow I hope my endure, soul, rather in deep despair down, and, brooding o'er my griefs, everlasting absence from her sight. I sit Can hope and Or ; still live. I fear at once the soul possess, hope subsist with surer cause of fear ? Shall I, to shut out frightful jealousy, Close my sad eyes, when every pang I feel dis- ! WIT AND WISDOM 14 Presents the hideous phantom to What my view ? wretch so credulous but must embrace when he Distrust with open arms, beholds Disdain avowed, suspicions realized, And truth itself converted to a Oh, cruel tyrant of the realm of love, Fierce Jealousy, Or arm with a lie ? sword this hand, thou, Disdain, a twisted cord bestow VI. Let me not blame my fate but, dying, think The man most blest who loves, the soul most free That love has most enthralled. Still to my thoughts Let fancy paint the tyrant of my heart ; Beauteous Still let in me Content to mind as face, and in myself find the source of her disdain suffer, since imperial Love By lover's woes maintains his sovereign state. With this persuasion, and the fatal noose, I hasten to the doom her scorn demands, And, dying, offer Uncrowned with up my breathless corse, garlands, to the whistling winds. VII. Oh thou, whose unrelenting First drove When me rigor's force to despair, and the sad tale of my now untimely Shall reach thy ear, though it to death ; fall deserve a sigh, Veil not the heaven of those bright eyes in grief, Nor drop one pitying tear, to tell the world 5 OF DON QUIXOTE. At length my death has triumphed But dress thy face With o'er thy scorn and celebrate laughter and each circumstance of joy The festival Ah need I ! My in smiles, 1 my of disastrous end. bid thee smile ? too well know I death's thy utmost glory and thy pride. VIII. Come, all ye phantoms of the dark abyss : Bring, Tantalus, thy unextinguished thirst, And Sisyphus, thy still returning stone ; Come Tityus, with the vulture at thy heart And thou, Ixion, bring thy giddy wheel 5 5 Nor let the toiling sisters stay behind. Pour your united And in (If a despairing my O'er And The let wretch such rites may claim) cold limbs, denied a winding-sheet. the triple porter of the shades, sister furies With griefs into this breast, low murmurs sing sad obsequies notes of and chimeras woe the mournful chorus join, Such funeral pomp alone By beauty dire, befits the wretch sent untimely to the grave. IX. And thou, my song, sad child of my despair, Complain no more but since thy wretched fate Improves her happier lot who gave thee birth, ; Be all thy sorrows buried in my tomb. : 6 WIT AND WISDOM 1 All beauty does not inspire love some ; the sight without captivating the affections. please If all enamour and captivate, the hearts of mankind would be in a continual state of perbeauties were to plexity and confusion — objects being for beautiful sentiments they inspire should also be infinite, the infinite. True love cannot be divided, and must be vol- untary and unconstrained. The though viper deserves it be mortal no blame —because it is for its sting, al- Na- the gift of ture. Beauty sword in a modest at a distance the other wound Honor and ; woman is those that come ought not to be thought Let him who Let him She who to is not too near them. ornaments of the are virtue without which the body, though ful, like fire or a sharp neither doth the one burn nor it so. deceived complain. whom faith is loves none can broken despair. make none jealous, sincerity ought not to pass for disdain. The body of a wretched swain, Killed by a cruel maid's disdain, In soul, be really beauti- this cold bed neglected lies. and 7 OF DON QUIXOTE. He lived, fond, hapless youth Th' inhuman tyranny of Much ! to prove love, Marcela's eyes. Exerted in time necessary to is 1 know people thor- oughly. We aie sure of nothing in this There obliterate, is life. no remembrance which time does not nor pain which death does not terminate. Fortune always leaves some door open in mis- fortune. Sometimes we look and find the rat to the rope —the for one thing another. Self-praise depreciates. The cat to the rat — rope to the gallows. Out of the frying-pan into the One man much as The is fire. no more than another, only inas- he does more than another. lance never blunted the pen, nor the pen the lance. A mouth without teeth is like a mill without a stone. The cheer. dead to the bier, and the living to good 8 WIT AND WISDOM 1 He that seeketh danger perisheth therein. Fear hath many eyes. Evil to him that evil seeks. Everybody has not discretion to take things by the right handle. He loves thee well who makes thee weep. Shut one door, and another will soon open. Be brief in thy discourse, for what is prolix cannot be pleasing. the Never stand begging power to take. A which you have for that snatch from behind a bush is better than the prayer of good men. Customs come not all altogether, neither were they invented at once. Who To be grateful for benefits received of honest God is sings in grief procures relief. men —one of is the duty the sins that most offendeth ingratitude. Benefits conferred on base-minded people are like drops of water thrown into the sea. 9 : OF DON QUIXOTE. Retreating 1 not running away, nor is is staying wisdom when the danger overbalances the hope it is the part of wise men ; day for to-morrow, and not to venture all upon one throw. The wicked are always ungrateful. Necessity urges desperate measures. 1. Love either cruel Or still is or blind ; unequal to the cause, Is this distemper of the That w ith T mind, infernal torture gnaws. 11. But Love's a god, and cruelty In heavenly breasts can never dwell Then say by what authority I'm doomed to feel the pains of hell in. Of all Is Sure sufferings Chloe then the ill Nor 2 my and fatal my woe, source ? from good can never flow, so much and to secure themselves to- beauty gild a curse. ? WIT AND WISDOM 20 IV. With hopeless misery weighed down, seek for quiet in the grave I'll ; For when the malady's unknown, A The in miracle alone can save. devil and lays stumbling-blocks subtle, is our way, over which we fall without knowing how. In all misfortunes the greatest consolation is a sympathizing friend. Riches are but of inflicted He Till little avail against the ills by the hand of Heaven. that buys and denies, his you hedge own purse belies. in the sky, the starlings will fly. If a painter would be famous in his art, he must endeavor to copy after the originals of the most excellent masters ; the same rule is also applicable to comwhoever aspires to a reputation for prudence and patience, must imitate Ulysses, in whose person and toils Homer draws a lively picall the other arts and sciences which adorn the monwealth ; thus, ture of those qualities; so also Virgil, in the char- acter of iEneas, delineates martial skill, filial piety, courage, and being representations of not what they really were, but of what they ought to be, in order OF DON QUIXOTE. to serve as 21 models of virtue to succeeding genera- tions. The absent feel and fear every From One Hell there is ill. no retention. should not talk of halters in the house of the hanged. DON QUIXOTE'S LETTER TO DULCINEA DEL TOBCSO, High and Sovereign Lady : — He who is stabbed by the point of absence, and pierced by the O arrows of love, sweetest Dulcinea del Toboso, greets thee with wishes for that health joys not himself. me worth favor If thy beauty despise not, and if thy disdain me, although inured an to suffering I shall me, still ill if thy pursue support which is not only severe but lasting. good squire Sancho will tell thee, O ungrateful and most beloved foe, to what a state I am re- affliction My fair, duced on thy account. lieve to which he en- me, thee : I am for thine if it be thy pleasure to re- not, do what seemeth good my death I shall my own passion. by thy cruelty and ; If at once appease Until death thine, The Knight of the Sorrowful Figure. ; ; : WIT AND WISDOM 22 ON THE BARK OF A TREE, ADDRESSED TO DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO. LINES DISCOVERED Ye lofty trees, with spreading arms, The pride and shelter of the plain Ye humble shrubs and flowery charms, Which my If here in springing glory reign complaints may pity ! move, Hear the sad story of my love While with me here you pass your hours, Should you grow faded with my cares, I'll bribe you with refreshing showers ! ; You shall be watered with my tears. Distant, though present in idea, mourn my absent Dulcinea I Del Toboso. Love's truest slave, despairing, chose This lonely wild, This silent witness Which he, though guiltless, Unknowing why He this desert plain, of the woes must sustain. these pains he bears, groans, he raves, and he despairs. With In vain I grieve, in vain Like tortured fiends And my lingering fires love racks I soul lament weep, I howl, burn, yet never can repent. Distant, though present in idea, I mourn my absent Dulcinea Del Toboso. ; ! OF DON QUIXOTE. While I 23 through honor's thorny ways, In search of distant glory rove, Malignant fate my repays toil With endless woes and hopeless love. Thus I on barren rocks despair, And curse my stars, yet bless my fair. Love, armed with snakes, has left his dart, And now does like a fury rave And scourge and sting on every And into madness lash his slave. part, Distant, though present in idea, I mourn my absent Dulcinea Del Toboso. Let every man's fate God who him, or kill made him. 1. Ah what ! inspires my woful strain Unkind Ah what ! augments my misery Fell jealousy Or, say, The No ? ! my patience worn An absent lover's scorn what hath ? torments then that I endure mortal remedy can cure For every languid hope By ? disdain is ; slain absence, jealousy, disdain! 11. From love, my unrelenting foe ; These sorrows flow ! ! ! ; !; ; WIT AND WISDOM 24 My infant glory overthrown, is By Confirmed in this By In death alone, I frown wretched state fortune's my the decrees of fate, hope release From this compounded dire disease Whose cruel pangs to aggravate, Fortune and love conspire with fate in. Ah what ! will mitigate The Ah what ! my doom ? silent tomb retrieve departed joy Inconstancy Or say, ! ? ! can aught but frenzy bear This tempest of despair ? All other efforts, then, are vain, To cure this foul tormenting pain, That owns no other remedy Than madness, death, inconstancy. Friendship, thou hast with nimble flight Exulting gained the empyreal height, In heaven to dwell, while here below Thy semblance reigns From thence to earth, Descends fair mimic show peace, celestial guest Beneath whose Deceit in at thy behest, veil oft lurks, of shining hue concealed from view. ! OF DON QUIXOTE. Leave, friendship Or If leave thy heavenly seat, thy livery off the cheat. strip he wears thy borrowed smiles, still And ! 25 still unwary truth Soon must dark terrestrial ball this Into its first When the beguiles, confusion adverse, are stars fall. what human is power ? Who there in the world is can boast of that having fathomed and thoroughly penetrated the intricate and ever-changing nature of a Would a private which I to God tomb bear so ? could find a place to serve as I for this much very spot will yield woman wearisome burden of against my me what inclination I ask, if I ! how much more agreeable is the Alas company of me This can trust the solitary appearance of these mountains. rocks and thickets, which give life, ! these opportunities of complaining to Heaven, than that of faithless man since Nature hath not created one of whom could reasonably expect affliction, or O remedy in distress now recall to me thou cruel faculty ! tion her conduct at that my repose ! the incomparable beauty of that adored enemy of mine ter, ! memory, thou mortal enemy of wherefore I advice in difficulty, comfort in ! Were it my to represent to not bet- imagina- period—that, moved by so WIT AND WISDOM 26 an injury, flagrant end at least to I may this life strive, if of pain For no grievance can harass to such extremity, while them shut life not to avenge or drive the afflicted remains, as to their ears against that counsel given with the most it, ? make which humane and benevolent is inten- tion. What guish sudden death, to a protracted is life of an- ? Music lulls the dejected All the disordered thoughts, and elevates spirits. women, let them be never so homely, are pleased to hear themselves celebrated for beauty. The eyes of love or of idleness are like those of a lynx. One mischance one misfortune Among is invites another, and the end of often the beginning of a worse. friends we ought not to stand upon trifles. No man can command the first emotions of his passions. Every new Where another ? is fault deserves a the wonder one new penance. devil should be like OF DON QUIXOTE. 27 Gifts are good after Easter. A sparrow in the hand worth more than a is bustard on the wing. He that will not when he may, when he would he shall have nay. " God have heard I it preached," quoth Sancho, " that without our being self alone, moved of reward or fear of punishment am part, I He a is Him- to be loved with this kind of love, for is ; inclined to love and serve able to do for bumpkin," said me." Don "The Quixote ; to it by hope though, for Him for my what devil take thee for "thou say est ever and anon such apt things that one would almost think thee a scholar." quoth Sancho, " I " And cannot so yet, much by my Squires and knight-errants are subject to hunger and A man tiful faith," as read." much ill-luck. on whom Heaven has bestowed a beau- wife should be as cautious respecting the friends he introduces at home as to her female acquaintance abroad. Men may presume upon prove and use their friends, and not their friendship in things contrary to the decrees of Heaven. A man dishonored is worse than dead. \ : WIT AND WISDOM 28 If from equal parts we take equal parts, those that remain are equal. To attempt voluntarily that which must be pro- ductive of evil rather than good, Difficult works are is madness and folly. undertaken for the sake of Heaven, or of the world, or both the first are such as are performed by the saints, while they endeavor : to live the life of angels in their human frames ; such as are performed for love of the world are encountered by those who ocean, traverse different navigate boundless the countries and various cli- mates to acquire what are called the goods of fortune. Those who assail hazardous enterprises for the sake God and man of both are brave soldiers, who no sooner perceive in the enemy's wall a breach made by a single cannon-ball, than, regardless of danger and full of zeal in the defence of their faith, their country, and their king, they rush where death in a thousand shapes awaits them. culties commonly attempted, These are diffi- and, though perilous, are glorious and profitable. When Peter saw the approach of rosy morn, His soul with sorrow and remorse was torn ; For, though from every mortal eye concealed, The The guilt to his own bosom stood revealed candid breast will, self-accusing, Each conscious fault, : own though to the world unknown Nor will th' offender 'scape internal shame, Though unimpeached by justice or by fame. OF DON QUIXOTE. 29 Expect not, therefore, by concealment, sorrow for, ; to banish even though you weep not openly, tears So wept that of blood will flow from your heart. simple doctor, who, according to the poet, would make venture to cup which the more a trial of the prudent Rinaldo wisely declined doing be a poetical this in worthy it There no jewel is consists in the perfect creature essential in ermine a is world so valuable as The honor eminently good, we to all in pursuit of the passes leading to virtuous and modest it, woman knowing that which The is defile its it, is the? fur, thej haunts, that itself. it will The an ermine, and her snow and in order to prevery different method must be taken from character whiter than a which creature with extremely white submit to be taken rather than it, an im- is Naturalists inform us that which they then drive serve why would you friend, should clear the path before and that when the hunters are spread with mire a women and since ; readily attain that virtue her. little of and, instead of laying stumbling- ; may Woman, my ? blocks in her way, her, that she in the woman. is questioned it and followed. good opinion of the world that of your wife have concealed moral fiction, there is a to be observed chaste and virtuous and although ; is ; used with the ermine. reputation of a woman may also be com- pared to a mirror of crystal, shining and bright, but liable to be sullied by every breath that comes near WIT AND WISDOM 30 The it. relic virtuous woman must —-adored, but not handled be treated like a she should be guard- ; ed and prized, like a fine flower-garden, the beauty and fragrance of which the owner allows others to enjoy only at a distance, and through iron rails. I. Woman is formed of Then, wherefore What brittle ware ; rashly seek to know force, unbroken, she will bear, And- strike perhaps some fatal blow ? ii. Though easily to fragments tore, 'Twere equally absurd and To dash in pieces on the What vain, floor, never can be joined again. in. This maxim, then, by facts assured, Should henceforth be espoused by Where'er The The a Danae lies devil, when - y immured, tempting shower of gold will when he would son, assumes an angel form all fall. entrap a cautious per- till he carries his point, the cloven foot appears. He who builds on impossibilities, should nied the privilege of any other foundation. Hope is ever born with love. be de- 1 ; OF DON QUIXOTE. In death alone And I life would 3 find, health in racking pain Fair honor in a traitor's mind, Or freedom But since I in a chain. ask what ne'er can be, The Fates, alas decide, What they would else have ! granted me, Shall ever be denied. Castles should not be left without governors, nor armies without generals. The alone ; passion of love is it is to be conquered by flight vain to contend with a power which, though human, requires more than human strength to subdue. SONNET. In the dead silence of the peaceful night, When The To others' cares are sad account of conscious And when With my Heaven and in soft repose, neglected woes Chloris I recite. the sun, with his returning light, Forth from the east My hushed his radiant journey goes, accents such as sorrow only knows, griefs to tell And when is all my poor delight. bright Phoebus from his starry throne Sends rays direct upon the parched Still in the mournful tale I Returning night renews persevere my soil, ; sorrow's toil ; WIT AND WISDOM 32 And though from morn to night I weep and moan, Nor Heaven nor Chloris my complainings hear. Are we for truth enamoured poets to take all that sing, ? SONNET. Believe me, nymph, I feel th' impending blow, And glory in the near approach of death For when thou My see'st my ; corse devoid of breath, constancy and truth thou sure wilt know. Welcome to me Welcome the But thy loved Oblivion's shade obscure features, Deep graven on my And of fortune, loss ! and fame life, ! and thy honored name, heart, shall still endure. these, as sacred relics, will I keep Till that sad My moment when to endless night long-tormented soul shall take her Alas for him who on flight. the darkened deep Floats idly, sport of the tempestuous tide, No port to shield him, and no star to guide He who gives freely gives twice. That which is lightly gained For Love sometimes flies is little : He leisurely with an- some he warms, and some he burns he wounds, and others he same valued. and sometimes walks —runs with one person, and goes other ! instant he forms kills : in ; some one and the and accomplishes his projects. often in the morning lays siege to a fortress OF DON QUIXOTE. which is in the 33 — evening surrenders to him for no force able to resist him. The nearer the prospect of possession, we are for the enjoyment. the more eager Heaven always favors the honest purpose. Rank is True nobility consists in virtue. It is no derogation to rank to elevate beauty not essential in a wife. adorned with virtue. Time will discover. " Certainly, gentlemen, those who make we if rightly consider it, knight-errantry their profession often meet with surprising and most stupendous ad- For what mortal ventures. time entering within together as we this in castle, world, at this the and seeing us we are there that can judge that this lady by my the same persons which in reality great queen that we all know made known by fame doubted but that and is all so this ? Who is ? side is the her to be, and that I am Knight of the Sorrowful Figure passes sit do, will imagine and believe us to be It is, so universally then, no longer to be exercise and profession sur- man, more ex- others that have been invented by much the more honorable as posed to dangers. it is Let none presume to tell me — ; WIT AND WISDOM 34 that the pen This may preferable to the sword. is be ascertained by regarding the end and object each of them aims at intention for that ; valued which makes the noblest end scope and end of learning, (in this place I to be most object. The is its mean human I learning speak not of divinity, whose aim is no other can equal a to guide souls to Heaven, for design so infinite as that), distributive justice, to give a perfection to is bestowing upone very one his due, and to procure and cause good laws to be observed an end generous, great, and worthy of high really commendation, but yet not equal for in this is life. And, brought in the night when man can the greatest blessing therefore, the that the world received air, good news first beginning of our day c Glory to men peace on earth, and to God on high, And the good-will.' only manner of salutation taught by our great any house they should say, at other give to you,* among you.' c Peace be to He said to them, My peace I My peace I leave to you,' Peace be A jewel and legacy worthy of such a times c this house.' c ( donor, a jewel so precious that without it there can be no happiness either in earth or heaven. peace Mas- His friends and favorites was, that entering ter to And is wish was that which the angels —the they sang in the which whose object and end knight-errantry tends to, peace, which that to is the true end of one and the same thing. that the end of war is war ; for This arms and war are Allowing, then, this truth, peace, and that in this it ex- OF DON QUIXOTE. end of learning, ceis the now weigh us let 35 the bodily labors the scholar undergoes against those the warrior suffers, and then see which are the greatest." The method ers at that Don and language Quixote used were such, that none of delivering himself time looked upon him as a madman ; but, on the contrary, most of them being gentlemen whom in his hear- to the use of arms properly appertains, they gave him a willing attention and he proceeded in this " These, then, I say, are the sufferings manner ; : and hardships a scholar endures. that they are all may be First poverty (not poor, but to urge the in this case) and having ; for ; T he that one time in hunger, at at together eats, ; yet his poverty though it all all of them not so great, but is its another in cold, another in nakedness, and sometimes in he to poor enjoys no is happiness, but labors under this poverty in parts, that he endures more need be urged poverty, methinks nothing express his misery said w orst still be later than the usual hour, and of the scraps of the rich miss of somebody's neither can the scholar ; stove or fireside to sit by ; where, though he be not thoroughly heated, yet he may gather warmth, and at last sleep away the night under a roof. terial I will not touch upon other less circumstances, as want of the linen, maand scarcity of shoes, thinness and baldness of their clothes, and throws a feast their surfeiting in their way ; when good this is fortune the difficult and uncouth path thev tread, often stumbling and fall- WIT AND WISDOM 36 ing, yet rising again and pushing on, the preferment they aim at we have ried many seen of them, who, having been car- by a fortunate gale through from a chair they attain till whither being arrived, ; govern the world these quicksands, all their ; hunger being changed into satiety, warmth, nakedness into magnificence of ap- their cold into their and the mats they used to parel, beds of costly and silks lie comfortable upon, into stately softest linen, a reward due to their virtue. But yet pared the soldier endures, appear to those inferior, as I shall in the Don next place make " : we began with out." Since, in speaking of the scholar, his poverty and its several branches, We us see whether the soldier be richer. find that poverty itself pends on his is ; or his serves : upon what he can the imminent risk of his is not more poor for wretched pay, which comes sometimes never often much Quixote, after a short pause, continued his discourse thus let com- their sufferings being life nakedness that him both for he de- late, and pillage, at Such and conscience. his finery shall slashed buff-doublet and shirt ; and in the midst of winter, on the open plain, he has nothing to warm him issuing But us wait, and see whether night will let amends narrow as but the breath of his mouth, which, from an empty place, must needs be cold. for these inconveniences it is many his own fault, for feet of earth as he : if his make bed be too may measure he pleases, and roll out himself thereon at pleasure without fear of rumpling the OF DON QUIXOTE. sheets. Suppose the his degree — his doctoral I moment 37 arrived mean, suppose the day of cap may then be of of taking come cover some battle lint, to : gun-shot wound, which perhaps has gone through him of an arm or leg. " And evens uppose that Heaven in its mercy should preserve him alive and unhurt, he will prob- his temples, or deprived ably remain as poor as ever he must be en- for ; gaged and victorious in many battles before he can expect high promotion ; and such good fortune happens you will allow, gentlemen, few are the number of those that have reaped the reward of their services, compared with those only by a miracle : for that who have The perished in war. who whereas those dead are countless survived to be rewarded ; may be numbered with three figures. Not so with scholars, who by their salaries (I will not say their perquisites) are generally handsomely provided for. Thus the labors of the soldier are greater, although his reward that is it is less. It may be easier to reward two thousand scholars said in than thirty thousand soldiers : answer to this, for scholars are re- warded by employments which must of course be given to dier men of their profession ; whereas the sol- can only be rewarded by the property of the master whom he serves my argument. ; and this defence serves to strengthen " But, waiving this point, let us consider the parative claims to pre-eminence : com- for the partisans of each can bring powerful arguments in support of WIT AND WISDOM 38 their own have of letters that It is said in favor cause. without them arms could not subsist for ; war must come within the province of may be alleged in reply, that laws, and laws its But the learned. it arms are necessaiy to the maintenance of law arms the public roads are protected, cities cleared of corsairs and pirates. arms there would be no safety wealths, or kingdoms. In short, without for cities, Besides, it is is true eminence that common- just to estimate a pursuit in proportion to the cost of it by kingdoms preserved, and the seas states defended, Now ; guarded, its attainment. in learning is pur- chased by time, watching, hunger, nakedness, verindigestion, tigo, already mentioned to be a What man good is and many other inconveniences : but a man who rises gradually soldier endures all these, and the hunger and poverty which far more. menace the of letters compared to the situation of the sol- who, besieged in some fortress, and placed as some ravelin or cavalier, perceives that the enemy is mining toward the place where he stands, and yet he must on no account stir from his post or shun the imminent danger that threatens him ? All that he can do in such a case is to give notice to his officer of what passes, that he may endeavor to counteract it in the mean time he must stand his ground, in momentary expectation of dier, sentinel in ; being mounted to the clouds without wings, and then dashed headlong to the earth. thought but a trifling danger, let And if this us see whether it be be — OF DON QUIXOTE. 39 two equalled or exceeded by the encounter of prow to prow, in the midst of the and grappled together, so that there room left no more is for the soldier than the two-foot plank at the break-head and though he sees ; ening ministers of death before pieces of artillery pointed at many as him he knows that the the bottom him from the opposite of the to all their fire, pass to force his what sea is fallen, w ay T never to which yet, with an undaunted and endeavors by that narrow into the enemy's vessel lies in extremities of ; and if he also fall war there is Happy those those instruments of hell (w here, I is now ages artillery ! verily believe, receiving the reward of his dia- by means of which the cowardly and the base can deprive the bravest a gallant spirit pressing to glory, the all no example of courage this. T bolical ingenuity), into the In ! which knew not the dreadful fury of the inventor one is devour him, another and wait to and intrepidity to exceed While And, ! again in this world, than an- rise another succeeds without intermission who though most worthy of admiration, no sooner other takes his place sea, - y ; of his foot sends him to inspired by honor, he exposes himself as a heart, mark first slip threat- there are as not the length of a lance from his body side, galleys, white sea, locked soldier of life. animated with heroic ardor comes a chance ball, sent is by one perhaps fled in alarm at the flash of his own accursed weapon, and in an instant cuts short the life of him who deserved to live for as;es ! When I WIT AND WISDOM 40 consider taken this, I able an age still it could almost repent having under- of knight-errantry in so detest- this profession ; me gives though no danger can daunt me, some concern to think that powder for and lead may suddenly cut short my But Heaven's have done will be I ! career of glory. this satisfac- fame tion, that I shall acquire the greater if I am ceed, inasmuch as the perils by which I are greater than those to sucbeset which the knights-errant of past ages were exposed." The army is a school in which the miser becomes generous, and the generous prodigal. A covetous soldier is a monster which is rarely seen. Liberality may be carried too far in those who have children to inherit from them. We have a saying very true, as indeed in Spain, all which, I believe, is proverbs are, because they by long and sage expecontains no more than mean, which I rience " The church, the court, or the sea ; " these words as if it more fully expressed the following advice, He that would make his fortune, ought either to dedicate his time to the church, go to sea as a merare short sentences dictated : that : chant, or attach himself to the court monly observed, that " the king's : for crumb it is is the baron's batch." * * The king's morsel is better than the lord's bounty. comworth : — OF DON QUIXOTE. Though we What man feels love the treason, transport in - 41 we abhor the traitor. can equal that which a life on the restoration of his liberty ? SONNET UPON THE GOLETA. O happy souls, by death at length set free From the dark prison of mortality, By glorious deeds, whose memory never dies From earth's dim spot exalted to the skies What fury stood in every eye confessed ! ! What generous ardor fired While slaughtered heaps And each manly breast, distained the sandy shore, the tinged ocean blushed with hostile gore O'erpowered by numbers, gloriously ye Death only could such matchless courage quell Whilst dying thus ye triumphed o'er your foes fame the world, Its its ! fell glory heaven, bestows ; — ! SONNET ON THE FORT. I. Lo ! from yon ruins on the desert Oppressed with numbers, Three thousand To in th' plain, unequal fight, souls of Christian warriors slain, happier regions winged their joyous flight. 11. Yet, not before, in vain, they had essayed The force and vigor of their dauntless arms : Till wearied and reduced, though undismayed, They welcomed death encompassed with alarms. : WIT AND WISDOM 42 III. On Afric's coast, as records The tell, scene of past and present woes, More valiant bodies never fell, More spotless spirits never rose. How seldom promises made in slavery are membered Good after a release from bondage fortune seldom comes pure and single un- attended by some troublesome or unexpected cumstance. Tossed in a sea of doubts and fears, Love's hapless mariner, Where no To I sail, inviting port appears, screen me from the stormy gale. ii. At distance viewed, a cheering star Conducts A me through the swelling tide brighter luminary, far, Than Palinurus e'er descried. in. My soul attracted Still And re- ! by follows where its it blaze, points the way, while attentively I gaze, Considers not how far I stray. cir- ! OF DON QUIXOTE. 43 IV. But female pride, reserved and shy, Like clouds that deepen on the day, Oft shroud it from my longing eye, When O most I need the genial ray. lovely star, so pure and bright Whose splendor feeds my vital fire, The moment thou deny'st thy light, Thy lost adorer will expire ! SONG. Unconquered hope, thou bane of fear, And last deserter of the brave, Thou soothing ease of mortal care, Thou traveller beyond the grave Thou soul of patience, airy food, ; Bold warrant of a distant good, Reviving cordial, kind decoy ; Though fortune frowns and friends depart, Though Silvia flies me, flattering joy, Nor thou, nor love, shall leave my doting heart. No slave, to lazy ease resigned, E'er triumphed over noble foes ; The monarch fortune most is kind To him who bravely dares oppose. They say, Love rates his blessing high, But who would prize an easy joy ? WI T AND WISDOM 44 My scornful fair then Though the coy beauty grovel I now on I'll pursue, still denies; earth, 'tis true, But, raised by her, the humble slave may rise. Might overcomes. Him It is whom God to common a licitor may St. shown many important in ; is the causes that the assiduity of the so- hath brought a very doubtful fortunate issue Peter bless. proverb that diligence mother of success, and experience hath giveth, but the truth of this where more evinced than in suit to a maxim is very no- war, where activity and dispatch anticipate the designs of the enemy, and obtain the victory before he has time to put himself in a posture of defence. The common There dreamt adage that delays are dangerous upon the acts as spurs are more tricks in the town than are of. Virtue is so powerful that of herself she will, in spite of all the necromancy possessed by the inventor Zoroaster, severe resolution. trial, come off and shine refulgent first conqueror in every in the world, as the sun shines in the heavens. Virtue is always more persecuted by the wicked than beloved by the righteous. ; OF DON QUIXOTE. 45 Just are virtue's fears where envy domineers Bounty will not stay ! where niggards bear the sway. Fortune turns those who were faster Every one The mind the son of his is find them- consistency of what Fiction bles truth, is own works. receives pleasure from the beauty and not from that which spires. may bottom to-day. selves at ability than a mill-wheel, and yesterday at top, is is presented to the imagination, incongruous and unnatural. always the better the nearer and agreeable resem- it in proportion to the prob- bears and the doubtful credit which it Wherefore, all such fables suited to the understanding; of those and written so, as that smoothing what suspense, they entertain, is in- ought to be who read them, impossibilities, rough, and keeping the mind in may creating by softening it surprise, agreeably perplex, equal admiration and and these never can be excited by authors and delight who for- sake probability and imitation, in which the perfection of writing; *& consists. Epics To may be written in prose as well as verse. assert that there never was an Amadis in the world, nor any other of the knights-adventurers of WIT AND WISDOM 4-6 whom many so records remain, sun does not enlighten, the frost to say that the is produce cold, nor the earth yield sustenance. The approbation of the judicious few should far outweigh the censure of the ignorant. An author had better be applauded by the few by the many that are that are wise than laughed at foolish. Our modern formed upon on the truth of universally but likewise such as are founded history, are all, or the greatest part, known to be without either head or as and yet received with who approve and esteem excellent performances, though they are from deserving that far monstrous productions, tail, pleasure by the multitude, them only those which are plays, not fiction, title ; and who if who compose, and the actors affirm that this and no other method the authors represent them, is to be prac- tised, because the multitude must be pleased -, that those which bear the marks of contrivance, and produce a fable digested according to the rules of serve only for entertainment to four or five peo- art, ple of taste, which who discern the beauties of the plan, utterly escape the rest of the audience ; and them to gain a comfortable livemany, than starve upon reputation the lihood by with the few; at this rate, said I, if I should finthat ish it is my better for book, after having scorched every hair in my OF DON QUIXOTE. whiskers in poring over it, to preserve those rules and precepts already mentioned, botcher, like the sagacious and found It is 47 might I who sewed fare at last for nothing customers in thread. his not a sufficient excuse to say that the object in permitting theatrical exhibitions being chiefly to provide innocent recreation for the people, it is un- necessary to limit and restrain the dramatic author within strict rules the same object fectually attained tator of a of composition is, beyond all ; for I affirm that comparison, more ef- The by legitimate works. good drama improved, by what ; he spec- amused, admonished, and diverting, affecting, is in the representation is is and moral cautioned against deceit, corrected by example, incensed against vice, stimulated to the love of virtue. , Comedy, according mirror of of truth ; life, to Tully, ought to be the the exemplar of manners, and picture whereas those that are represented age are mirrors of absurdity, exemplars of pictures of lewdness ; in this folly, and can be more for sure nothing absurd in a dramatic performance, than to see the who, act, was produced a child in swaddling-clothes, appear a full- person, in the first scene of the grown man with sent an old man a beard in the second active and valiant, a first ; or to repre- young soldier cowardly, a footman eloquent, a page a counsellor, a king a porter, and a princess a scullion. what shall we say concerning their Then management of WIT AND WISDOM 48 the time and place in which the actions have, or may be supposed a comedy, the to have first act of happened have seen I ? which was Europe, laid in the second in Asia, and the third was finished in Africa ; nay, had there been a fourth, the scene would have shifted to America, so that the fable would have travelled through all the four divisions If imitation be the chief aim of of the globe. comedy, how can any ordinary understanding be satisfied with seeing an action that passed in the time of King Pepin and Charlemagne, ascribed to the Emperor Heraclius, who, being the personage, is carrying the cross into Jerusalem, and master of the holy sepulchre, an self principal represented, like Godfrey of Boulogne, making himinfinite num- ber of years having passed between the one and the other ? Or, when a comedy is founded upon fiction, of real history introduced, and facts to see scraps both with regard to persons and misrepresented times, not with any ingenuity of contrivance, but with the most manifest and inexcusable errors and stupidity ; and what ignorant pretenders writing, trary is worst of who all, call this there is a set of the perfection of and that every attempt to succeed by a con- method The bow is no other than a wild-goose chase. cannot remain always bent, and re- laxation, both of body and mind, is indispensable to all. Can you deny what is in everybody's mouth. OF DON QUIXOTE. when a person in the is dumps 49 always then It is ? —he neither said, " eats, nor drinks, nor sleeps, nor answers to the pur- pose, I know not what such a one men other like Wherefore, — who neither who eat and eat, not they drink and answer properly to " The poor man is is myself, that in the world earldom, as ; I am somewhat ment of it, unable to exercise the virtue is squire, and I heart in especially friends, for- who would doubt of conferring on poor Sancho one of the best is men bestow on him an fain have long since promised in when with an opportunity of exalting may show my my my Panza here, they can get asked them. a dead thing, even as faith without me I on is I shall, therefore, rejoice dead. tune presents benefits when that all and the gratitude which consists only liberality, in inclination works enchanted." is and such only, are nor drink, nor sleep, and enchanted of he surely clear that such, it is ails ; although I his ability in the govern- master's words, his estate." Sancho, overhearing his last " Take you the trouble, Signor Don Quixote, procure me that same earldom, which your wor- said, to ship has so often promised, and I have been so long waiting for, and you shall see that I shall not want ability to govern it. But even are people, I have heard say, ships ; if I should, there who farm these lordmuch a year, take and, paying the owners so upon themselves the government of the whole, WIT AND WISDOM 50 while his lordship so will Just it. ease, his at lolls enjoying his without concerning himself any further about estate, I do, and give myself no more trouble than needs must, but enjoy myself like any " This, brother let the world rub." Sancho," said the canon, " may be done, as far as duke, and management of ycur revenue regards the ; but the administration of justice must be attended to by the and requires capacity, judgment, and, lord himself, above an upright intention, without which noth- all, ing prospers for ; Heaven assists the good intent of the simple, and disappoints the evil designs of the " cunning." I do not understand these philoso- " all that I know is, that may as surely have the earldom as I should know how to govern it for I have as large a soul phies," answered Sancho I wish ; I ; as another, and as large a body as the best of them ; and I should be as much king of my own dominion as any other king ; and, being so, I would do what I pleased my will tented is and, doing what I pleased, I should have and, having ; and when there an end of it, be with ye, and say, and let let will, I the estate it, are as of earldoms." ; con- no more to be come desire, there ; so one blind Heaven man said no bad philosophies, as ; "nevertheless, more to be said upon the sub" That may be," observed " but I am guided by the numerous a great deal is ject Quixote should be is no more to Sancho," quoth the canon there Don is us see " These to another." you my and, being content, there ; desired ; ; OF DON QUIXOTE. examples offered on 51 my subject by knights of this own profession loyal and signal services they had received from their squires, favors, islands ; who, ; in compensation the for conferred upon them extraordinary making them absolute lords of cities and indeed, there was one whose services were so great, that he had the presumption to accept of But why should a kingdom. me before is Firm Island scruple w ho made T his Surely I ? of conscience, Panza, who say more, the bright example of the great de Gaul, dis I squire w hen AmaT knight of the may, therefore, without make an earl of Sancho one of the best squires that ever is served knight-errant." Fame hath preserved some memoirs in cha, by which he it appears that set out the third time, Don went La Manwhen Quixote, to Saragossa, where most celebrated tournament, in which many things happened to him worthy of his but with regard to his death and genius and valor he was present at a ; he could obtain no information, and must burial have remained entirely ignorant of that event, had he not luckily met with an old physician, who had in his custody a leaden box, which he said he found under the foundation of an ancient hermitage that This box contained some skins of parchment, on which were written in Gothic char- was repairing. acters, and Castilian verse, many of our knight's exploits, with a description of Dulcinea's beauty, Rozinante's fidelity, figure, Sancho's and Don ; WIT AND WISDOM 52 Quixote's own funeral, taphs, and panegyrics celebrated by divers on his life that could be read and fairly copied, are those All which are here inserted by the faithful author of this and surprising history, who, immense and in in epi- and morals. recompense new for the trouble he has undergone in his inquiries, examining the archives of he might publish it La Mancha, him with the same reader to favor that with more certainty, desires the credit which in- persons give to those books of chivalry telligent that pass so currently in the world he will rest fully to search after satisfied and ; ; and herewith and perhaps be animated find out other histories, if not as authentic, at least as full of invention and enter- tainment. The which were written in the first skin of parchment found in the leaden box were these verses : The Academicians of Argamasilla, a town of La Mancha, on the Life and Death of the valiant Don Quixote de la Mancha, hoc scripserunt, MONICONGO, ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, ON THE SEPULTURE OF DON QUIXOTE. EPITAPH. Mancha's thunderbolt of war, The sharpest wit and loftiest muse, The arm which from Gaeta far To Catai did He who, its force diffuse through love and valor's Outstript great Amadis's fame, fire, ; OF DON QUIXOTE. Bid warlike Galaor ! 53 retire, And silenced Belianis' name He who, with helmet, sword, and : On shield, Rozinante, steed well known, Adventures fought in many a field, Lies underneath this frozen stone. PANIAGUADO, ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, IN PRAISE OF DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO. SONNET. whom She With Was you see the plump and erst th' The lusty dame, high erected chest and vigorous mien, fair enamored knight Don Quixote's flame, Dulcinea, of Toboso, queen. For her, armed cap-a-pie with sword and He shield, trod the sable mountain o'er and o'er For her he traversed Montiel's well-known field, And in her service toils unnumbered bore. Hard And fate ! that death should crop so fine a flower love o'er such a knight exert his tyrant power A MOST INGENIOUS ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, IN CAPRICHOSO, PRAISE OF DON QUIXOTE'S HORSE ROZINANTE. SONNET. On Of the aspiring adamantine trunk a huge tree, whose root, with slaughter drunk, Sends forth a scent of war, La Mancha's knight, Frantic with valor, and returned from fight, His bloody standard trembling in the Hangs up his glittering air, armor beaming- far, WIT AND WISDOM 54 With fine-tempered that steel whose edge over- throws, Hacks, hews, confounds, and routs opposing Unheard-of prowess But art new ! and unheard-of verse strains invents, new foes. ! glories to rehearse. Amadis to Grecia gives renown, Much more her chief does fierce Bellona crown. Prizing La Mancha more than Gaul or Greece, If As Quixote triumphs over Amadis. Oblivion ne'er Whose shall shroud his glorious name, very horse stands up to challenge fame Illustrious Rozinante, wondrous steed Not with more generous His rider Or his erst Rinaldo's mad lord, EURLADOR, THE LITTLE ! ! pride or mettled speed, Bayard bore, Orlando's Brilladore. ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, ON SANCHO PANZA. SONNET. See Sancho Panza, view him well, And let this verse his praises His body was but small, Yet had 'tis tell. true, a soul as large as two. No guile he knew, like some before him, But simple as his mother bore him, This gentle squire on gentle ass, Went gentle Rozinante's pace, Following To be an And his lord earl from place to place. he did aspire, reason good for such desire, OF DON QUIXOTE. But worth, To 55 in these ungrateful times, envied honor seldom climbs. Vain mortals ! give your wishes o'er, And trust the flatterer Hope no Whose promises, whate'er they End in a shadow or a dream. more, seem, CACHIDIABLO, ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, ON THE SEPULTURE OF DON QUIXOTE. EPITAPH. Here lies Weil Whose an evil-errant knight, bruised in many a fray, courser, Rozinante hight, Long Close by bore him many a way. his loving master's side Lies booby Sancho Panza, A trusty squire of courage tried, And true as ever man saw. TIQLTTOC, ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, ON THE SEPULTURE Or DULCINEA DEL TOEOSO. Here lies Dulcinea, once so plump, But now her fat all melts away For Death, with an inhuman thump, \ Has turned her into dust and clay. Of a true breed she surely sprung, And wanted not external grace; Don Quixote's heart with love she stung, And shone the glory of her race. These were all the verses which could be read ; WIT AND WISDOM 56 the rest being worm-eaten, were delivered to an academician, that he might attempt to unravel their meaning by conjecture. he has performed with This we task, infinite pains understand, and study, in- tending to publish them to the world, in expectation of the third sally " Forse With God of altri Don Quixote. cantera con miglior plettro." nothing is impossible. Despair added to misfortune impairs the health and hastens death. Mountains produce learned men, and philosophers are to be found within the shepherd's cot. No padlocks, bolts, or bars can secure a maiden so well as her Honey is own reserve. not for the mouth of an ass. He must be blind, indeed, who cannot see through a sieve. Comparisons, whether as to sense, courage, beauty, or rank, are always offensive. Scruples of conscience afford no peace. You have reckoned without your host. When the head aches, all the members ache also. When virtue exists in an eminent degree, always persecuted. it is OF DON QUIXOTE. To tion is 57 be represented otherwise than with approba- w orse T There than the worst of deaths. are many as different opinions as there are different tastes. Pedlr cotufas en el golfo, truffles in the sea, a signifies to look proverb applicable to those for who are too sanguine in their expectations and unreason- able in their desires. " There is no necessity for recording actions which are prejudicial to the hero, without being essential to the history. /Eneas was It is not to be supposed that in all his actions so pure as Virgil rep- resents him, nor Ulysses so uniformly prudent as he is Homer." described by son \ " but it is " True," replied Samp- one thing to write as a poet, and another to write as an historian. The poet may say or sing, not as things were, but as they ought but the historian must pen them not to have been as they ought to have been, but as they really were, without ; adding to or diminishing aught from the truth." There is no human history that does not contain reverses of fortune. While thou art advancing in years, age will bring experience. Let every man take care how he speaks or WIT AND WISDOM 5^ writes of honest people, and not set ture the first thing that With hay or with straw Much knowledge down at a ven- comes uppermost. it is all the same. and a mature understanding are requisite for an historian. Wit and humor The belong to genius alone. comedy wittiest person in the is he that plays the fool. History is a sacred subject, because the. soul of truth ; and where truth will reside ; yet there are it is cast off books as if they is, there the divinity some who compose and were tossing up a dish of pancakes. There is no book so bad but something good may be found in it. Printed works easily seen, so fects strictly in less may be read leisurely, their de- they are scrutinized more or proportion to the celebrity of the author. " rians, Men of great talents, whether poets or histo- seldom escape the attacks of those who, with- out ever favoring the world with any production of their own, take delight in criticising the works of " Nor can we wonder at that," said Don others." Quixote, among u when we observe divines, who, though dull the same enough practice in the pul- " OF DON QUIXOTE. pit 59 themselves, are wonderfully sharp-sighted in dis- covering the defects of other preachers." Don indeed, Signor wish would be critics much upon Quixote," less fastidious, the motes which works; in the brightest said for, may be discerned even though aliquando bonus he was awake to produce a work with so shade little blemishes are ; nor dwell so dormitat Homerus, they ought to consider and so " True, uI Carrasco how much much light nay, perhaps even his seeming ; moles, like which are sometimes thought to be rather an improvement to beauty. But cannot be denied that whoever publishes a it book to the world, exposes himself to imminent peril, since, of things, nothing all is more impossi- ble than to satisfy everybody," Me pondra Will put en la Espina de me on Santa Lucia; u Lucia's thorn St. \ <?., applicable to any uneasy situation. Let every man lay his hand upon his heart, not take white for black, nor black for white we are all as God made us, and \ for and oftentimes a great deal worse. Works done in haste are never finished with perfection. There must be a time to attack and a time and it must not be always, " St. Jago " and, " Charge, Spain retreat, ! to ! WIT AND WISDOM 60 True valor lies in the middle, between the ex- tremes of cowardice and rashness. When the heifer offered, be ready with the is rope. When good fortune knocks, make haste to bid her welcome. Honors often change manners. Sancho went home in such high spirits that his wife observed his gayety a bow-shot off, insomuch " What makes you To which he anlook so blithe, friend Sancho ? " swered " Would to Heaven, dear wife, I were not "I know not so well pleased as I seem to be " what you mean, husband," replied she, " by saying that she could not help saying, : ! you wish you were not so much pleased ; now, silly as I am, I cannot guess how any one can desire not " Look you, Teresa," answered to be pleased." Sancho, " I am thus merry because I am about to return to the service of who am accompany him sides, I am merry hundred crowns it master Don Quixote, going again in search after adventures, and I is to my grieves me ; for so my fate wills it. Be- with the hopes of finding another like those we have to part from you and spent my ; though children ; Heaven would be pleased to give me bread, dryshod and at home, without dragging me over and if crags and cross-paths, it is be better grounded, since plain that it is my joy would now mingled with 1 ; OF DON QUIXOTE. sorrow for leaving you ing that I should so that I ; be glad if it 6 was right in say- Heaven pleased I were not so well pleased." " Look you, Sancho," replied Teresa, " ever since you have been a knight- man, you talk in such a roundabout manner nobody can understand you." " It is enough, wife," said Sancho, "that God understands me. errant that He For much you is the understander of for that. And Dapple to take special care of or four days to to bear arms ; things all do you hear, wife, it and so ; behooves for these three come, that he may be in a condition so double his allowance, and get the pack-saddle in order, and the rest of his tackling for we are not going to a wedding, but to roam about the world, and to give and take with giants, fiery dragons, and goblins, and to roarings, bellowings, and bleatings, be but flowers of lavender, if hear all we had not to do with Yano-ueses and enchanted Moors." lieve, indeed, deliver tell I be- I shall not their bread for nothing, fail you speedily from w ife," answered T you, " husband," replied Teresa, " that your squires-errant do not eat and therefore hissings, which would so to beseech Heaven much hap." evil Sancho, " that did to U I I not myself governor of an expect, ere island, I vow I should drop down dead upon the " Not so, good husband," quoth Teresa spot." " let you long, to see ; the hen live, though live, the world it and the devil take ! Without a be with the all pip. Do the governments in government you came into WIT AND WISDOM 62 the world, without a government you have lived now, and without grave, whenever it you can be it carried God. shall please folks are there in the world that have ment ! and yet they the people. and as that The is live, to till your How many no govern- and are reckoned among best sauce in the world is hunger, never wanting to the poor, they al- ways eat with a relish. But if perchance, Sancho, you should get a government, do not forget me and Consider that your son Sancho is your children. just fifteen years school, if up old, and it is he should go to fit his uncle the abbot means to breed him to the church. Consider, also, that Mary Sanif we cha, your daughter, will not break her heart marry her; for I much mind to a ment ; am mistaken if she has not as husband as you have to a govern- and verily say I, better a daughter but hum- " In good faith, Heaven be so good to bly married than highly kept." dear wife," said Sancho, me " if that I get any thing like a government, I will match Mary Sancha so highly that there will be no coming near her without calling her your ladyship." u Not so, Sancho," answered Teresa ; " the best way is to marry her to her equal \ for if you lift her from clouted shoes to high heels, and, instead of her russet coat of fourteenpenny farthingale plain and petticoats of silk; Molly and thou, she be your ladyship, the and will fall girl will not stuff, give her a and instead of called madam and know where she is, into a thousand mistakes at every step, ; OF DON QUIXOTE. 63 showing her home-spun country stuff." " Peace, fool " quoth Sancho, u she has only to practise two ! or three years, and the gravity will set upon her as if it it ? were made for her Let her be a lady, " Measure and -, if not, and come of yourself by your w hat T matters what it will." Sancho," condition, " and do not seek to raise yourWipe your self higher, but remember the proverb, neighbor's son's nose and take him into your house.' It would be a pretty business, truly, to marry our Mary to some great count or knight, w ho, when the fancy takes him, would look upon her as some answered Teresa ; c T thing, and be strange clod-breaker's brat, No, not while I live, up my calling her and I know husband child to be so used ; I ; country-wench, not what do you provide money, Sancho, and leave the matching of her to for else. have not brought my care Lope Tocho, John Tocho's son, a young man, whom we know, and I am he has a sneaking kindness for the girl to him there is lusty, hale sure ; she will be very well married, considering he equal, and will be always under our eye shall be all as one, parents \ is and our we and children, grandsons and sons-in-law, and so the peace and blessing of Heaven for will be among where they will all \ and do not you be neither understand her, nor she understand herself." for us marrying her at your courts and great palaces, " Hark you, Barabbas," replied Sancho, beast, "why and wife would you now, without rhyme or reason, hinder me from ;; WIT AND WISDOM 64 marrying my Look c say, who may daughter with one may be grandchildren that my you, Teresa, I have always heard He that will not ; bring me styled your lordships ? betters when he may, when he will would be wrong, now that fortune is knocking at our door, not to open it c and bid her welcome. Let us spread our sail to he have nay shall the favorable gale, ' and now it that it blows.' . . Can't . you perceive, animal, with half an eye," proceeded Sancho, " that I shall act wisely, in devoting this body of mine will lift to some beneficial government us out of the dirt, and enable Mary Sancha according to my own then wilt thou hear thyself called Panza, and find thyself seated pets, cushions, of all and tapestry, at me to that match good pleasure Donna Teresa church upon car- and defiance in despite the small gentry in the parish ; and not be always in the same moping circumstances, without increase or diminution, like a picture in the hangings ; but no more of this ; Sanchica shall be a countess, though thou shouldst cry thy heart out." " Look resa y " before you leap, husband," answered Te- wish to God this quality of my may not be the cause of her perdition your own way, and make her duchess or prinafter all, I daughter take cess, or what you please never be with ways my ; but I'll assure you consent or good-will a lover of equality, my dear, ; I it shall was al- and can't bear to see people hold their heads high without reason. Teresa was I christened, a bare and simple name, ! OF DON QUIXOTE, 65 without the addition, garniture, and embroidery of Don Donna or my ; name father's is Cascajo, and mine, as being your spouse, Teresa Panza, though by rights as I should be called Teresa Cascajo the king minds, the law binds ; but ; and with that name am I contented, though it be not burdened with a Don, which weighs so heavy, that I should not be able to bear the power of those Neither will it. who me see ess or governor's lady, to how proud feeder, the of her tail in Mind Mrs. Pork- it was but yesterday distaff, and went to mass with gown about her head, instead of a she toiled hard at the veil ! it c say, she looks put I dressed like a count- but now, forsooth, she has got her fine far- ; thingales and jewels, and holds up her head as if we did not seven or know her.' God If five senses, or as preserve many me As never bring myself into such a quandary. your part, spouse, you and islands, may go and be as proud for my we will not stir to peacock life one step from the of ; and the maid must be men come ; my village wife that deserves a good name, stays at she were lame for your governments as a daughter and me, by the that hopes to see the my in as they be, I shall ; but as father for, home still the as if adoing, a-wooing." Pie that covers, discovers. The eye is grows poor man is scarcely looked at, while every turned upon the rich rich and great, then and : I if the poor man warrant you there is WIT AND WISDOM 66 work enough for your grumblers and who swarm everywhere like bees. backbiters, All object present to the view, exist, and are impressed upon the imagination, with energy and force, than those which member to have seen. When we set though any person see off with rich vants, much greater we only re- finely dressed, and apparel and with a train of ser- we are moved to show him respect for, we cannot but remember certain scurvy ; matters either of poverty or parentage, that for- merly belonged to him, but which being long gone we only And if, as we by are almost forgotten, think of what see before our eyes. the preacher said, the person so raised by good luck, from nothing, as it were, to the tip-top of prosperity, be well-be- haved, generous, and civil, and gives himself no ridiculous airs, pretending to vie with the old nobility, take my word for it, Teresa, nobody will him with what he was, but will respect him what he is, except, indeed, the envious, who hate every man's good luck. twit for People are always ready enough to lend their money to governors. Clothe the boy so that he what he To is, this may be. women are but what he burden may look not like born : they must OF DON QUIXOTE. obey their husbands 6j they are ever such block- if heads. He coy when fortune's kind, that's may after seek but never find. All knights cannot be courtiers, neither can all courtiers be knights. The knight courtier nor cold, hunger nor only on a map, travels without fatigue or expense ; he neither While thirst. suffers heat the true knio-ht- errant explores every quarter of the habitable world, and by night and day on foot or on horseback, is exposed to the vicissitudes of the weather. all All are not affable and well-bred trary, some there All those who ; on the con- are extremely brutal and impolite. call themselves knights, are not en- titled to that distinction ; some being of pure gold, and others of baser metal, notwithstanding the de- But these nomination they assume. stand the touchstone of truth beians, who last cannot mean there are ple- sweat and struggle to maintain the ap- pearance of gentlemen ; and, on the there are gentlemen of rank to appear ; who seem mean and degenerate ; other hand, industrious the one sort raise themselves either by ambition or virtue, while the other abase themselves by viciousness or sloth that and we must avail discernment in distinguishing who, though they bear the same A. ; so ourselves of our understanding those persons, appellation, are vet WIT AND WISDOM 68 so different in point of character. All the genealo- may be reduced to four those families who from a low the world gies in The first are ning have raised and extended themselves, they have reached the highest pinnacle of greatness until human the second are those of high extraction, ; who have kinds* begin- preserved their original dignity sort are those who, from the third ; a great foundation, have gradually dwindled, until, like a pyramid, they ter- The minate in a small point. most numerous last, which are the those who have begun who must end the same. class, are and continued low, and Genealogies are involved in endless confusion, and those only are illustrious and great who are distinguished by their virtue and liberality, as well as their riches; for the great only a great sinner liberality is The ; man who is vicious is man who wants and the rich but a miserly pauper. gratification which wealth can bestow not in mere possession, nor in lavishing prodigality, but in the wise application of The it. He must and general conduct. bred, courteous, kind, and obliging arrogant, charitable, no murmurer ; above man who Of ; be well- not proud, nor all, he must be and by two maravedis given cheerfully to the poor he shall display as bell. is with poor knight can only manifest his rank by his virtues the rich it such a much generosity as bestows large alms by sound of man no one would doubt his hon- : OF DON QUIXOTE. 69 orable descent, and general applause will be the sure reward of There riches and his virtue. two roads by which men may are honor attain the one by letters, the other by : arms. The path of virtue is narrow, that of vice is spacious and broad, as the great Castilian poet expresses it By these rough paths of The immortal seats of Denied to those who toil and pain, we bliss gain, heedless stray In tempting pleasure's flowery way. Fast bind, He who A fast find. shuffles bird in the Though hand there is it is are all mortal who cuts. worth two is little he that won't take We not he is in a in the bush. woman's advice, yet not over-wise. ; here to-day and gone to- morrow. The lamb No man hours of life cause death door of life goes to the in this is is soon as the sheep. world can promise himself more God than spit as deaf, him beand when he knocks at the is pleased to grant ; always in a hurry, and will not be detained either by fair means or force, by sceptres WIT AND WISDOM 7° . or mitres, as the report goes, and as heard it we have often declared from the pulpit. The hen Many ting aught sits, if it littles make a mickle, and he that is get- losing naught. is While be but upon one egg. there are peas in the dove-cote it shall never want pigeons. A good reversion is better than bad possession, and a good claim better than bad pay. The A bread eaten, the company broke up. man must Nothing woman be a man, and a inspires a knight-errant with a woman. so much valor as the favor of his mistress. O envy thou root of infinite mischief, and canker-worm of virtue The commission of all ! ! other vices, Sancho, delight ; it but rage, rancor, and disgust. love of fame ciples in the We attended with some sort of but envy produces nothing in the heart that harbors The is human cannot paths by which all God is one of the most active prin- breast. be friars, and various are the conducts the good to heaven. Let us keep our holy days throw the rope after the bucket. in peace, and not 1 OF DON QUIXOTE. There a time for jesting, is 7 and a time when jokes are unseasonable. Truth may bend but never break, and above falsehood, rise With will ever above water. lovers the external actions and gestures are couriers, is like oil which bear authentic tidings of what passing in the exterior of the soul. A stout heart flings misfortune. Where you meet with no books you need ex- pect no bacon. The hare often starts where the hunter least expects her. There who a is remedy will take us in his clutches spite of our teeth. Show me who thou what thou Not thou and I will tell thee with whom thou wert bred, but with whom art fed. men It for man, not for beasts, yet encourage melancholy too much, they be- come no is better than beasts. not courage, but rashness, for one singly to encounter ent, art with, art. Sorrow was made if for every thing but death, an army, where death and where emperors good and bad angels. is man pres- fight in person, assisted by WIT AND WISDOM 72 Good Christians should never revenge injuries. A sparrow on the wing. At strips in the hand better than a vulture is the conclusion of this drama of life, death us of the robes which make the difference between man and man, and leaves us all on one level in the grave. From Nor a friend to a friend,* etc. let it be taken amiss that any comparison made between should be animals and that of many edge and men the mutual cordiality of for ; much useful knowl- salutary precepts have been taught by the brute creation. Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.f We may learn gratitude from cranes, foresight from as well ants, as vigilance modesty from ele- phants, and loyalty from horses. SONNET. Bright authoress of my good or ill, Prescribe the law I must observe; My heart, obedient to thy will, Shall never * " From from a friend to a friend, a its duty swerve. bug in the eye," is plied to the false professions of friendship. j- Cervantes makes frequent use of Bible quotations. a proverb ap- OF DON QUIXOTE. my you refuse If The But if your ears shall Though Hard And my fate would drink my woe. contraries as the Take thee, it, ; himself the tale relate. my heart compose, diamond's soft as yielding To know, anguish seals stifled Love griefs to J$ my wax that flows, fair, 'tis still for every frame, solid the same. stamp prepared ; Imprint what characters you choose The faithful tablet, soft or hard, The dear impression ne'er shall The sorrows that affections, may arise -> lose. from well-placed ought rather to be accounted blessings than calamities. Good fare lessens care. Covetousness bursts the bae. Other There folks' is burdens break the ass's back. no road so smooth but it has its stum- bling-places. Madness will have more followers than discre- tion. Comparisons in grief lessen its weight. If the blind lead the blind, both the ditch. may fall into — WIT AND WISDOM 74 If we have a good loaf, us not let look for cheese-cakes. A good paymaster needs no pledge. Nobody knows the heart of his neighbor ; some go out for wool and come home shorn. The conquered must be at the discretion of the conqueror. It more easy to undertake, but is difficult to finish a thing. Heaven knows The the truth of ancient sages, all who were things. not enlightened with the knowledge of the true God, reckoned the gifts of fortune and nature, abundance of friends, and increase of dutiful children, as constituting part of the supreme happiness. Letters without virtue are like pearls on a dunghill. Poetry I regard as a tender virgin, young and whom extremely beautiful, namely, all divers other virgins —are assiduous to en- the other sciences- rich, to polish, and adorn. She is to be served them, and they are to be ennobled through her. this same dragged virgin is by But not to be rudely handled, nor through the streets, nor exposed in the market-place, nor posted on the corners of gates of OF DON QUIXOTE. She palaces. knows how 75 of so exquisite a nature that he is who to treat her will convert her into gold of the most inestimable value. He who her should guard her with vigilance ; possesses neither suffer- ing her to be polluted bv obscene, nor degraded by no wise venal, she fair Although she must be and frivolous works. dull is not, therefore, to despise the reward of honorable labors, either dramatic near her, and this whoever must she be approached bv the neither term is who have no is in heroic or Buffoons must not come composition. ignorant vulgar, in sense of her charms equally applicable to ignorant is with the qualifications self to poetry, will vulgar. I all ; ranks, for He, therefore, who, have named, devotes him- be honored and esteemed bv all nations distinguished for intellectual cultivation. Indeed, it is generally said that the gift of poesy is innate— that is, a poet is born a poet, and thus endowed by Heaven, apparently without study or art, composes things which verify the saving, Est Thus who improves himself by art, rises far above him who is merely the creature of study. Art may improve, dens in nobis, etc. but cannot surpass nature the ; poet of nature, and, therefore, it is the union of both which produces the perfect poet. Let him in all its viduals, their direct the shafts of satire against vice, them at indisome who, rather than not indulge various forms, but not level like mischievous wit, will hazard a disgraceful ban- WIT AND WISDOM 76 ishment to the Isles of Pontus. If the poet be cor- rect in his morals, his verse will partake of the purity : the pen such will be his productions. his conceptions are, The wise and virtuous subject poetic genius who is gifted with a ever honored and enriched by his is sovereign, and same the tongue of the mind, and what is crowned with the leaves of the tree which the thunderbolt hurts not, as a token that all should respect those brows which are so honorably adorned. Forewarned, fore-armed ; to be prepared is half the victory. It a nobler sight to behold a knight-errant is widow assisting a in solitude than a courtier-knight complimenting a damsel in the Well know I city. that fortitude is a virtue placed between the two extremes of cowardice and rashness : but it is better the valiant should rise to the extreme of temerity than sink to that of cowardice for, as it is become : easier for the prodigal than the miser to liberal, so it is much easier for the rash than the cowardly to become truly brave. In enterprises of every kind, the game by for it a card too much it is better to lose than one too little ; sounds better to be called rash and daring than timorous and cowardly. " Signor Don Diego de Miranda, your sir, has informed me father, of the rare talents you possess, ; ! ! OF DON QUIXOTE. JJ and particularly that you are a great poet." tainly not a great poet," true I am ; but I have no claim to the Don modesty," answered dislike this my title u upon me." pleased to confer is \ fond of poetry, and honor the works of good poets father Lorenzo replied " Cer" it is I Quixote do not ; " for poets are usually very arrogant, each thinking himself the greatest in the without an exception," "and surely there may " There world." be Don no rule " Very few, too conscious of their real merits." believe," said is Don Lorenzo; some who do not appear answered Quixote. THE TEXT. Could I recall departed joy, Though barred the hopes of greater Or now the future hours employ That must succeed my gain, present pain. THE PARAPHRASE. All fortune's blessings disappear, She's fickle as the wind ; And now I find her as severe As once I thought her kind. How How soon the fleeting pleasures passed long the lingering sorrows Unconstant goddess, Do last in thy haste, not thy prostrate slave destroy I'd ne'er complain, but bless Could I recall departed joy. my fate, I — WIT AND WISDOM j8 a Of thy all gifts I beg but this ; mankind with more, Transport them with redoubled But only mine restore. Glut all bliss, With thought of pleasure once possessed, now as cursed as I was blessed Oh, would the charming hours return, How pleased I'd live, how free from pain, I'm : I ne'er would would mourn, pine, I ne'er Though barred the hopes of greater gain. But oh, the blessing Not I implore can give fate itself ! Since time elapsed exists no more, No power can bid it live. Our days soon vanish into naught, And have no being but in thought. Whate'er began must end In vain we twice would youth enjoy, In vain would Or now at last, we recall the past, the future hours employ. Deceived by hope, and racked by No I'll longer life then no more can please its fear, ; torments bear, Since death so soon can ease. This hour A rising I'll doubt Assist, ye die—but, my let me powers that rule Alarm my thoughts, my rage Convince my pause courage awes. my fate, restrain, soul there's yet a state That must succeed my present pain. OF DON QUIXOTE. O how Flattery, potent is 79 thy sway How J wide the bounds of thy pleasing jurisdiction ! ON THE STORY OF PYRAMUS AND THI3BE. SOXXET. The nymph who Pyramus with love inspired Pierces the wall, with equal passion fired Cupid from And distant Cyprus thither : flies, views the secret breach with laughing eves. Here silence, vocal, mutual vows conveys, And whispering eloquent, their love betravs Though chained by fear, their voices dare not : Their souls, transmitted Ah, woful pass, through the chink, embrace. story of disastrous love ! Ill-fated haste that did their ruin prove One And memories ! death, one grave, unite the faithful pair, in No one common fame their share. parents can see the deformity of their children, and still stronger is this self-deception own with respect to the offspring of the mind. At parting, Don Lorenzo I : Don " I Quixote addressing himself to know not," said he, " whether have already told your worship, but me now repeat the intimation, that if I have, when you let are inclined to take the shortest and easiest road to the inaccessible summit of the temple of fame, you have no more to do, but to leave on one path of poetry, which is side the pretty narrow, and follow WIT AND WISDOM 80 that of knight-errantry, which, though the narrowest of to the throne of all others, will conduct you em- of a straw." pire in the turning Riches are able to solder abundance of flaws. Every sheep to its like. Let every goose a gander choose. " If love only were to be considered," said Don Quixote, " parents would no longer have the privilege those Were of judiciously matching their children. daughters to choose for themselves, there are left who would prefer their father's serving-man, throw themselves away on some fellow they or might chance to see in the street haps, an impostor and gentleman : : mistaking, per- swaggering poltroon for a since passion too easily blinds the un- derstanding, so indispensably necessary in deciding on that most important point, matrimony, which is peculiarly exposed to the danger of a mistake, and therefore needs all the caution that human prudence can supply, aided by the particular favor of Heaven. A person he is for some who proposes to take a long journey, prudent, before he sets forward will look out not he safe who and agreeable companion undertakes a journey for same precaution, is if to be his other situations which, especially as companion ? at The his ; and should life use the fellow-traveller bed and board, and wife is in all not a commodity when once bought, you can exchange or ;! OF DON QUIXOTE. return ; 8l the marriage bargain, once struck, ocable. It is irrev- is once thrown about a noose which, the neck, turns to a Gordian knot, and cannot be unloosed By till cut asunder by the scythe of death." " by-and-by " one the streets of arrives at the house of never. God who gives the wound sends the cure. Nobody knows what is to come. A great many come in between this and to-morrow and in one hour, yea, in one minute, down falls the house. I have seen rain and sunshine at the same moment a man may go to bed well at night, and not be able and tell me who can boast to stir next morning hours ; ; of having- driven a nail in fortune's Between the yes and no of a wheel ? woman I would not undertake to thrust the point of a pin. " Love, as I have heard say, wears spectacles, through which copper looks like gold, rags like rich "A apparel, and specks in the eye like pearls." " curse on thee, Sancho," said Don Quixote what ; wouldst thou be at ? When proverbs begins, Judas alone — can have patience for nails wish he had thee ! Tell me, animal and wheels, or of any I am not understood," reSancho, " no wonder that what I say passes nonsense. stand —-I to the end. what knowest thou of u Oh, if thing else ? " plied once thy stringing of myself: But no matter neither have I said — I under- many foolish for that WIT AND WISDOM 82 things, only your worship —not cricket, fool ! " Critic such a cricket." is —thou corrupter of good lan- " Pray, guage," said the knight. sir, do not be so sharp upon me," answered Sancho, " for I was not know bred at court, nor studied in Salamanca, to my whether words have a As Heaven many. letter short, or shall save me, it is one too unreason- able to expect that beggarly Sayagues should talk Toledans like —nay, even some of them are not over-nicely spoken." Purity, propriety, and elegance of style, will al- ways be found among men. I have heard polite, well-bred, of your fencers, that they said it and sensible can thrust you the point of a sword through the eye of a needle. O happy thou above all on the face of that live the earth, who, neither envying nor envied, canst take thy needful rest with tranquillity of soul ther persecuted by enchanters, nor their machinations say, sleep keep thee on ! ! Sleep on No jealousies — nei- : affrighted by a hundred times I on thy in perpetual watchings, lady's account nor do anxious how thoughts of debts unpaid awake thee ; on the morrow thou and thy straitened fam- ily shall be provided for. not, nor does the vain thee ; for thy chief since to me is little Ambition pomp concern is nor care disquiets thee of the world disturb the care of thy ass ; committed the comfort and protec- ; ; OF DON QUIXOTE. tion of thine own person : a burden imposed on the The master by nature and custom. and the master lies 83 servant sleeps, awake, considering how he The him kindness. maintain, assist, and do is to pain of seeing the heavens obdurate in withholding the moisture who only the master, of refresh the necessary to sterility is and famine, bound touches earth, to provide in times for those who served him in the season of fertility and abundance. If he A is poor he cannot think to wed Quiteria. pleasant fancy, forsooth, for a fellow who has not a groat in his pocket to look for a yoke-mate above the clouds. man Faith, sir, in my opinion a poor should be contented with what he finds, and not be seeking for truffles at the bottom of the sea. CUPID'S ADDRESS. I am the god Through whose pow er extends T the wide ocean, earth, and sky To my soft sway all nature bends, Compelled by beauty to complv. Fearless I rule, in calm and storm, Indulge my pleasure to the full Things deemed impossible perform, Bestow, resume, ordain, annul. Cupid, having finished his address, shot an ar- row over the castle, and retired to his station which Interest stepped forth, and movements, the music ceasing, he after said : two ; upon similar ; : : : : WIT AND WISDOM 84 My power exceeds the might of love, For Cupid bows to me alone Of all things framed by Heaven above, The most respected, sought, and known. My name is Interest ; mine aid But few obtain, though all desire Yet shall thy virtue, My beauteous maid, constant services acquire. then withdrew, and Poetry advanced Interest and, fixing her eyes on the damsel of the ; castle, she said Let Poetry, whose strain divine The wondrous power Her heart to thee, fair of song displays, nymph, consign, Transported in melodious lays If haply thou wilt not refuse To grant Thy fame my shall, Surmount the supplicated boon, wafted by the muse, circle of the moon. Poetry having retired from the side of Interest, Liberality advanced ; and, after making her move- ments, said My name is Liberality, Alike beneficent and wise, To shun wild prodigality, And sordid avarice despise. Yet, for thy favor lavish grown, A prodigal I mean to prove, ; OF DON QUIXOTE. An honorable vice, But giving I 85 own, the test of love. is So much thou art worth as thou much thou hast as thou art worth. There are only two and so hast, world families in the we are apt to feel more often the the Nowa- have somethings and the have nothings. days : pulse of property than of wisdom. SANCHO PANZA ON DEATH. " In good is no trusting Mrs. Ghostly, to I mean Death, who gobbles up the goslin as well as the goose I have heard " there sooth, signor," said the squire, our curate and, as ; down observe, tramples the lofty turrets of the prince as well as the lowly That same cottage of the swain. lady, powerful than coy, knows not what and squeamish; but ; she is all is more to be dainty and crams nations, degrees, and none of your laborers that take their afternoon's nap, but down who eats of every thing, her wallet with people of conditions it is mows at all hours, cutting the dry stubble as well as the green grass nor does she seem to chew, but rather swallows and devours every thing that she is fied ; gnawed by a dog's and though she has no herself dropsical, and lives of all the people so falls in hunger that her is way never belly, plainly thirsty as to drink upon earth, just as swallow a draught of cool water." ; for satis- shows up the one would " Enough, WIT AND WISDOM 86 friend Sancho," in this place cried the knight, interrupting u keep thyself ; well, now thou and beware of stumbling again; for order, him art in really a good preacher could not speak more to the purpose than thou hast spoken upon Death, in thy rustic manner of expression I say : unto thee, Sancho, if thy discretion was equal to thy natural parts, thou mightest ascend the pulpit, and go about teaching " He and preaching to admiration." who preacher u and is that is all sufficient," a is good liver," good a is answered Panza, know." " And that the knight; "yet I shall never the divinity I said God understand or comprehend, as the fear of the beginning of wisdom, how thou, who art is more Maker, should be so " Signor," replied Sancho, " I desire your worship would determine in your own affairs of chivafraid of a lizard than of thy " wise ? alry, without taking the trouble to judge of other people's valor or fears God pretty a fearer of any neighbor's worship, let thing else is me idle child ; ; for as my own part, I am one would desire to see as in wherefore, I beseech your discuss this chat, of same scum which we ; for every shall be able to give a bad account in the other world." An ass with golden trappings makes a better appearance than a horse with a pack-saddle. " That ought not aims at a virtuous no end is to be called deception end," said Don Quixote ; which " and more excellent than the marriage of true ; OF DON QUIXOTE. lovers 87 though love," added he, " has ; its enemies, and none greater than hunger and poverty, for love gayety, joy, and content." is all " The poor man of honor serve jewel that and when that ; of his honor, which chaste a poor (if man can de- possesses, in a beautiful wife, a title) taken away, he is is murdered woman, whose husband is deprived and a beautiful : poor, deserves to is be crowned with laurel and palms of triumph for ; who hawk beauty alone attracts the inclinations of those behold it ; just as the royal eagle stoop to the savory lure but ; and soaring if that cumbered by poverty and want, it beauty in- is likewise at- is tacked by ravens, kites, and other birds of prey and if she who possesses of her Take husband. " Basilius," added the knight, a certain sage, that there the whole world all deserves to be called the these assaults, she well crown firmly withstands it it notice, dearest was the opinion of was but one good wife in and he advised every husband to ; believe she had fallen to his share, and accordingly be satisfied with his nor hitherto have lot. my to advise him who asks place, I may am not married, I entertained the least changing that he myself I condition find a ; thought of nevertheless, I wnll venture my advice, woman to his would exhort him reputation than to fortune to ; in such a manner, wish : in the first pay more regard to for a virtuous woman does not acquire a good name, merely by being vir- ; WIT AND WISDOM Od tuous she must likewise maintain the exteriors of \ much deportment, for the honor of the sex suffers more from and freedom of behavior levity than from any private misdeeds. woman a good to thy house, it If thou bringest be an easy task will and even improve her virtue preserve to in public, ; but, shouldst thou choose a wife of a different character, it abundance of pains to mend her will cost thee for not very practicable to pass from one ex- is it treme to another though possible, do not say I : I hold it altogether im- is it much for a matter of dif- ficulty." The ox that Sancho, who had been discourse, said is loose is best licked. attentive to the student's " Tell me, : sir —so may Heaven send you good luck with your books me solve —but know you —who was can, since I the every thing —can you first man re- you know that scratched head ? I, for my part, am of opinion, it must have been our father Adam." "Certainly," anhis swered the scholar Adam for there had a head and hair he, being the have been the is " ; what the first man in the who scratched said Sancho ; tion, which world, must needs his head." " but tumbler in the world brother," answered the scholar, mine that point no doubt but is and, this being granted, first first I think," who was ; till I will I have given surely do " it when I tell ? " " That me now, " Truly, cannot deter- some consideraI return to my OF DON QUIXOTE. books, and will satisfy you again, for I " Look hope this will when we my I see each other not be the ye, sir," replied Sancho, about the matter, for 89 " be have already last time." no trouble at hit upon the Know, then, that the first when he was cast or thrown headlong from heaven, and came tumbling; down answer to question. tumbler was Lucifer, to the lowest abyss." ote, "thou hast some there said "Sancho," quoth Don Quixmore than thou art aware of; who bestow much labor in examining and explaining things which when known for are not I are worth recollecting." am of this thoroughly life pass satisfied away like a that all shadow the pleasures or dream, or fade like a flower of the field. Patience, and shuffle the cards. We are Tell thou me all bound thy to respect the aged. company and I will tell thee what art. Whatever The is uncommon hypocrite, who appears impossible. cloaks his knavery, dangerous to the commonwealth than he who is less trans- gresses in the face of day. He who only wears the garb of piety does less harm than the professed I sinner. had rather serve the king in his wars abroad, than be the. lackey of any beggarly courtier at home. WIT AND WISDOM 90 There is nothing more honorable, next to the which you owe to God, than to serve your service king and natural lord, especially in the profession of arms, which, exceeds it than learning, far if less profitable More in glory. great families, it is have been established by learning, yet there the character martial certain a true, is in which splendor, But you a piece of advice, which, believe me, you will find worth your attention. Never suffer your mind to dwell on the adverse seems to exalt allow me, sir, is life death, and orous other pursuits. for the worst ; when can that befall attended with honor there no event so glorious. is all to offer events of your you above far it Caesar, that val- Julius Roman, being asked which was the kind of death to be preferred, " That," said he, " which is Though he answered sudden and unforeseen " ! who knew not the true God, yet human infirmity, it was well said. For, a heathen, like considering supposing you should be cut off in the very first encounter, either by cannon-shot or the springing of a mine, what does it signify ? it is but dying, which is inevitable, and, being over, there it ends. Terence observes that the corpse of the man who is slain in battle looks better who has saved himself by than the living soldier flight ; and the good dier rises in estimation according to the his obedience to those serve, moreover, my who command sol- measure of him. Ob- son, that a soldier had better smell of gunpowder than of musk; and if old age 1 OF DON QUIXOTE. 9 overtakes you in this noble profession, though lame and maimed, and covered with wounds, you honor also covered with ; poverty itself cannot deprive you. indeed, you are secure for care ; it will find and of such honor is as From poverty, now taken that veteran and disabled soldiers shall not be exposed to many do want, nor be treated as when their negro slaves, them out of their them freedom, hunger, from which they can old and past service, turning houses, and, under pretence of giving leave them have no slaves to relief but in death. There are often rare abilities lost to the world, that are but ill-bestowed how to employ them on those w ho do not know T to advantage. If the abbot sings well, the novice comes not far behind him. Who reads and travels much, sees and learns much. It is the prerogative prehend all There God of To Him Every thing or future. all things. is alone to truly there is com- nothing past present. nothing that Time, the discoverer of is things, will not bring to light, even though it be hidden in the bowels of the earth. Length begets Heaven est distress. is loathing. merciful and sends relief in the great- WIT AND WISDOM 92 Affectation is the devil. Heaven help every one but let what to their just due, is us have plain dealing. When The When choler once tongue born, curb doth scorn. all man a brave is flies, he must have discov- ered foul play. To retire is not to Other men's pains He who errs Himself to In this sit and mends, sin and kiss the rod, in the sight of If you obey the You may are easily borne. Heaven commends. Those who Find favor fly. God. commands of your lord, as a guest at his board. world there nothing but plots and is counterplots, mines, and countermines. Where there is plenty, dinner is soon made ready. Often the hare starts where she least ex- called Na- is pected. I ture have heard is it like a potter, said, that the who, if power he can make one beau- OF DON QUIXOTE. vessel, can in tiful like 93 manner make two, three, and a hundred. ay, Wit and gay conceits proceed not from dull heads. Every man must speak of he may his wants wherever be. Modesty as is becoming a knight-errant as cour- age. The master Who sets his servants. up for a talker and a wit, sinks at the into a contemptible buffoon. The weapons men, respected in proportion to the good breeding of discretion and first trip is of gownsmen, like those of wo- are their tongues. Keep company with the good, and you will be one of them. Not where you were born, but where you were bred. An Well sheltered shall he be Who leans against a sturdy tree. affront only gives given ; it, must come from a person who not but an injury He who who can maintain may come from any it when it hand. can receive no affront can give none. is WIT AND WISDOM 94 One must He who To long to see much. live long must suffer much. lives deprive a knight-errant of his mistress, is to rob him of the eyes with which he sees, the sun by which he he is enlightened, and the support by which maintained is have many times I : said, and now I repeat the observation, that a knight-errant with- out a mistress, is like a tree without leaves, a build- ing without cement, and a shadow without the sub- stance by which it is produced. Possessing beauty without blemish, dignity without pride, love with modesty, politeness springing from courtesy, and courtesy from good-breeding, and, finally, of illustrious descent that is for the beauty ; of a noble race, shines with more splendor than that which meanly born. is Virtue ennobles blood, and a virtuous person of humble birth is more estimable than a vicious per- son of rank. must inform your graces, that Sancho Panza is one of the most pleasant squires that ever served a knight-errant sometimes his simplicity is so arch, that to consider whether he is more fool or wag, I : yields to abundance of pleasure ; he has roguery enough pass for a knave, and absurdities confirm him a fool lieves every thing going to ; ; discharge sufficient to he doubts every thing, and be- and often, when nonsense, he I think will utter he is apo- : OF DON QUIXOTE. thegms that I him to the skies in a word, would not exchange him for any other squire, will raise even with a city to : boot doubt whether or not him so 95 to that good as perceive in so that, ; and therefore will it am I in be expedient to send government which your grace has been although I can to bestow upon him ; him when a certain aptitude for such an office his understanding ished, he will agree with king with his customs ; is a very little pol- any government, like the we know by repeated for experience, that great talents and learning are not necessary in a governor, as there are a hundred at least, who govern hardly read intention is their like gerfalcons, mother tongue though they can : provided their righteous, and their desire to do justice, they will never want counsellors to direct them in every transaction, like your military governors, being illiterate themselves, never decide without the advice of an assessor. I shall advise ruption to eschew, but never quit his due culcate some other small matters head, which, in process of time, his own interest, as well as to the island under his The who him ; cor- and that are in may redound in- my to advantage of the command. customs of countries, or of great men's houses, are good as far as they are agreeable. The pismire found wings to her sorrow. There's as good bread baked here as in France. WIT AND WISDOM 96 By night all cats Sure the Who are gray. man his lot Of rue, the birds in the air God Himself And may has not broke his fast by two. takes the care. four yards of coarse cloth of warmer than as from travelling many of this Cuenza in world to the next, the road is ; The no wider for the prince than the peasant. pope's body takes up no more room than sexton, though a loftier person ; like it we or not. have heard say the devil lurks behind the I all ; not is gold that ploughtail Bamba was and from his riches down that of the for in the grave must pack close together, whether we cross are and fine Segovia serge to glitters. From the raised to the throne of Spain, and revels was Roderigo cast be devoured by serpents — if ancient bal- lads tell the truth. None shall dare the loaf to steal From him that sifts and kneads the An old dog No man ops are is is not to be coaxed with a crust. ever a scholar at his birth, and bish- made of men, not of There is a meal. Judge in stones. heaven who knows the heart. A good name is better than tons of gold. ; OF DON QUIXOTE. He who 97 has been a good squire will never be a bad governor. A bad cloak often covers a good drinker. When God's help Flame may music is is give light, and bonfires w e may may illumi- be burnt by them easily ; but always a sign of feasting and merriment. THE ENCHANTER'S ERRAND. Merlin I am, miscalled the devil's son In lying annals, authorized by time Monarch supreme, and Of magic art great depositary and Zoroastic skill ; Rival of envious ages, that would hide The glorious deeds of errant cavaliers, Favored by Though To me and my peculiar charge. vile enchanters, still on mischief bent, plague mankind their baleful art employ, Merlin's soft nature, ever prone to good, His power inclines to bless the In Hades' chambers, where Was forming spells human my race. busied ghost and mystic characters, Dulcinea's voice, peerless Tobosan maid. With mournful accents reached my pitying knew her woe, her metamorphosed form, I be ? better than early rising. r nate, yet who can a friend drinks one's health, so hard-hearted as not to pledge him ears ; : ! WIT AND WISDOM 98 From To high-born beauty in a palace graced, the loathed features of a cottage wench. With sympathizing grief I straight revolved The numerous tomes And in the hollow of My To of my this skeleton soul enclosing, hither the cure of such tell O glory thou of In polished steel detested art, all am I come, uncommon ills. that case their limbs and fenceful adamant Light, beacon, polar star, and glorious guide Of all who, from the lazy down, starting Banish ignoble sleep for the rude And toil hardy exercise of errant arms Spain's boasted pride, Whose fame ! to beauty's pristine state restore enchanted dame, Sancho, thy Must ! matchless knight, valiant deeds outstrip pursuing Wouldst thou The La Mancha's faithful squire, brawny buttocks, bare exposed, to his Three thousand and may three hundred stripes apply, and give him smarting pain Such as The And authors of her change have thus decreed, sting this is Merlin's errand The golden load Gifts will make is from the shades. a light burden. their way through Pray devoutly and hammer on One take Let the is worth two I'll stone walls. stoutly. give thee's. devil fetch the devil. OF DON QUIXOTE. 99 men All times are not alike, nor are humor Leave A always in a for all things. fear to the cowardly. stout heart quails misfortune. Letters written in blood cannot be disputed. If you seek advice about your own concerns, one will say is it white and another will swear it is black. Nothing reasonable so is and cheap as good manners. He is safe who has good cards to play. Avarice bursts the bag, and the covetous governor doeth ungoverned justice. The law's measure Is the king's pleasure. The game as one too few is ; as often lost by a card too many but a word to the w ise T is sufficient. The tyrant fair whose beauty sent The throbbing mischief to my heart, The more my anguish to augment, Forbids me to reveal the smart. Come, Death, with gently-stealing pace, And take me unperceived away, Nor let me see thy wished-for face, Lest joy my fleeting life should stay. WIT AND WISDOM 100 While there is life there is hope. Bishops are made out of learned men, and may not kings and emperors be aliers ? A luck why made out of cav- is knight-errant with but two grains of good next in the order of promotion to the great- est lord in the land. Let every beard be shaved according to the owner's fancy. Delay breeds danger. When Have When the heifer you receive, a halter in your sleeve. a thing is once begun, is it almost half finished. Who sits There is in the saddle must get up first. command and nothing so sweet as to be obeyed. It a pleasant thing to govern, even though is it be but a flock of sheep. Containing the Instructions tvhich to Sancho ment ; Panza Don went with other well-considered The duke and with the before he afflicted to Quixote gave his Govern- ?natters. duchess being so well pleased duenna, were encouraged to pro- ceed with other projects, seeing that there was noth- 1 OF DON QUIXOTE. 10 ing too extravagant for the credulity of the knight The and squire. necessary orders were accordingly issued to their servants and vassals with regard to toward Sancho in their behavior The the promised island. government of his day after the flight of Clavileno, the duke bade Sancho prepare, and get himself in readiness to assume his islanders in were already wishing May. since my journey to heaven, governor has partly cooled to him for Sancho made a low bow, and when and saw the earth so very small, is it office, command on mustard-seed a spot where : : is for I my for his as for rain said, " Ever looked down desire to be a what mighty matter no bigger than a grain of pomp the majesty and of governing half a dozen creatures no bigger than hazel-nuts offer ? If your lordship will be me some pleased to small portion of heaven, though be but half a league, I would jump at it it sooner than for the largest island in the world." " Look you, friend Sancho," answered the duke, " I can give away no part of heaven, not even a for God has reserved to Himself the nail's breadth but what it is in my power disposal of such favors and the to give, I give you with all my heart island I now present to you is ready made, round ; ; ; and sound, well-proportioned, and above measure fruitful, and where, by good management, you may yourself, with the riches of the earth, purchase an inheritance in heaven." Sancho, " let this island " Well, then," answered be forthcoming, and it shall : WIT AND WISDOM 102 go hard with me but I will be such a governor that, in spite of rogues, it heaven me will take out of covetousness that I forsake Nor in. is my humble cottage and aspire to greater things, but the desire I " If " once you taste it, Sancho," quoth the duke, you will lick your fingers after it so sweet it is to command and be obeyed. And certain I am, when your master becomes an emperor, of which there is no doubt, as matters proceed so well, it would be impossible to wrest his power from him, and his have to taste what to be a governor." is it : only regret will be that he had it not sooner. 55 " Faith, sir, you are in the right, 55 quoth Sancho, " it is pleasant to govern, though it be but a flock " Let me be buried with you, Sancho, 55 replied the duke, "if you know not something of every thing, and I doubt not you will prove a pearl But enough of this for the present of a governor. to-morrow you surely depart for your island, and this evening you shall be fitted with suitable apparel of sheep. and with " Clothe still 55 all things necessary for your appointment. me as you will, be Sancho Panza. duke ; 55 Sancho, " said " That 55 is true, " but the garb should always be the office and rank of the wearer 55 I 55 shall said the suitable to for a lawyer to : be habited like a soldier, or a soldier like a priest, would be preposterous ; and you, Sancho, must be clad partly like a scholar as, in and partly like a soldier ; the office you will hold, arms and learning are united. 55 " As for learning, 55 replied Sancho, OF DON QUIXOTE. " I of that, for I am I make my able to know my hardly good governor, but to be a enough that and much have not ABC; IO3 be will it Christ-cross as to arms, I shall handle such as are given : me " With so good I fall, and so God help me." an intention," quoth the duke, " Sancho cannot do till wrong." Here they were joined by Don Quixote, who understanding the subject of their conversation, and the short space allotted to Sancho to prepare for his departure, took the squire by the hand, with the duke's permission, and led him to his apartment, in him how to behave in his office. Having entered the chamber he locked the door, T order to instruct and obliging Sancho to this effect, in a " I return sit down by him, spoke grave and solemn tone thanks infinite to : Heaven, Sancho, for having ordained that, before have met with the least success, gone forth to bid thee welcome. promotion ; I friend myself good fortune hath I, who had anced the remuneration of thy service in prosperity, find to bal- my own myself in the very rudiments of while thou, before thy time, and con- trary to all the laws of reasonable progression, findest thy desire accomplished solicit, : other people bribe, importune, attend levees, entreat, and per- severe, without obtaining their suit ; and another comes, who, without knowing why or wherefore, finds himself in possession of that office to many people laid claim : which so and here the old saying is WIT AND WISDOM 104 c aptly introduced, art doubtless or industry ; in a rising early exerting the least without any pretension more or less than upon by knight-errantry, breathed seest thyself created governor of was worth is comparison to me, indeed, or, late, of being that pound of good luck an ignorant dunce, without up sitting A Thou, who, ton of merit.' a matter of moonshine. an island as if All this I observe, it O Sancho, that thou mayst not attribute thy success to thy own deserts but give thanks to heaven for : having disposed matters so beneficially in thy be- and then make thy acknowledgments to that half, grandeur which centres in the profession of knighterrantry. what lieve Thy I me who am heart being thus predisposed to be- have O my be attentive, said, son, to thy Cato, thy counsellor, thy north- pole and guide, to conduct thee into a secure harbor from the tempestuous sea into which thou to be engulfed are are, for great posts no other than " In the first God and ; : the fear of and art offices going of state a profound gulf of confusion. place, God O is my son, you are the beginning of to fear wisdom if you are wise you cannot err. " Secondly, you must always remember who you and endeavor to others the most know difficult. yourself; a study of This self-knowledge all will hinder you from blowing yourself up like the frog in order to rival the size of the you succeed ox : if, therefore, in this learning, the consideration of thy having been a swineherd will, like the pea- ; OF BON QUIXOTE. IO5 cock's ugly feet, be a check upon thy folly and " pride." was I own once took care of hogs, when I Sancho a boy," said u ; employment, and took care of geese I quitted that but I apprehend that matter quence, for all " and, : not of great conse- governors are not descended from the " No, kingly race." is I grew up, but, after I sure," answered the knight for that reason, those who are not of noble ought to sweeten the gravity of their extraction function with mildness and affability ; which, being prudently conducted, will screen them from those murmurs that no station can escape. " Conceal not the meanness of thy family, nor malicious think from peasants disgraceful to be descended it when for, is it seen that thou art not : thyself ashamed, none will endeavor to make thee so; and deem man it more meritorious than a lofty sinner. humble number of to be a virtuous Infinite is the those who, born of low extraction, have risen to the highest dignities, both in church and state of this truth I could " tire If thou takest virtue for the rule of valuest thyself upon acting princes mon ; for blood property, and moreover, an This being dred visit affront is may if, and be acquired by life, and conformably inherited, but virtue intrinsic so, in all things no cause to envy thereto, thou wilt have ; thee with examples. lords is all ; a it and comhas, worth which blood has not. peradventure, any one of thy kin- thee in thy government, do not slight nor him ; but receive, cherish, and make much :: WIT AND WISDOM 106 of him for in so doing ; who thou wilt please God, allows none of His creatures to be despised and ; thou wilt also manifest therein a well-disposed nature. " If thou takest thy wife with thee (and who well for those are appointed to to be long separated their families), teach, in- often happens that it wise governor can acquire foolish " the consideration a all is by an lost ill-bred is possible), become a widower (an event and thy station entitles thee to a hook better match, seek not one to serve thee for a and angling-rod, or a * and woman. If thou shouldst which not and polish her from her natural rudeness struct, for from it is governments friar's hood to receive alms me, whatever the judge's wife receives, the husband must account for at the general judgment, and shall be made to pay fourfold in : for, believe which he has rendered no account for all that of during his life. " Be not under it on is the dominion of thine the vice of the ignorant, their own who own will vainly presume understanding. " Let the sion, but not tears of the poor find more justice, more compas- from thee than the ap- plications of the wealthy. " Be equally * The phrase No who, when charity is solicitous to sift out the truth quiero de tu capllla alludes to the practice of friars, hoods to receive it, while offered, hold out their they pronounce a refusal with their tongues. OF DON QUIXOTE. IO7 amidst the presents and promises of the rich and the sighs and entreaties of the poor. " Whenever of the law, the delinquent equity may justly temper the rigor not the whole force of let : for it is it bear upon better that a judge should lean on the side of compassion than severity. " If, perchance, the scales of justice be not cor- rectly balanced, let the error be imputable to pity, not to gold. " If, perchance, the cause of thine enemy come before thee, forget thy injuries, and think only on the merits of the case. " Let not man's cause ; private affection blind thee in another for the errors thou shalt thereby com- mit are often without remedy, and at the expense both of thy reputation and fortune. " to When demand a beautiful woman comes justice, consider before thee maturely the nature of her claim, without regarding either her tears or her sighs, unless thou wouldst expose thy judgment to the danger of being lost in the one, and thy integrity in the other. " Revile not with words him to correct with deeds unhappy w retch T is : whom thou hast the punishment which the doomed to suffer is sufficient, without the addition of abusive language. " When lect the frail much as the criminal stands before thee, recol- and depraved nature of man, and, as thou canst, without injustice to the ing party, show pity and clemency ; for, suffer- though WIT AND WISDOM 105 God the attributes of His mercy and is all equally adorable, yet more shining and attractive in our eyes, are with greater lustre, than His justice. strikes " If you observe, and conduct yourself by these and precepts, Sancho, your days rules upon the face of the earth ; your fame will be eter- your reward complete, and your nal, terable ; will be long unut- felicity your children will be married according to your wish ; they and their descendants will enjoy you shall live in peace and friendship with mankind when your course of life is run, death will overtake you in a happy and mature old age, titles ; all ; and your eyes will be shut by the tender and deli- cate hands of your posterity, in the third or fourth generation. " The remarks I have hitherto made are docu- ments touching the decoration of your soul now you will listen to the directions I ; and have to give concerning thy person and deportment." Of the Second Sei'ies of Instructions to Who that Don Quixote gave Sancho Panza. has duly considered Don Quixote's would not have taken him for a person of singular intelligence and discretion ? But, in truth, as it has often been said in the progress of this great history, he raved only on the subinstructions to his squire ject of chivalry ; on all others he manifested a sound and discriminating understanding; wherefore his judgment and his actions appeared continually OF DON QUIXOTE. But, in these second instructions given at variance. Sancho, which showed to dom and much ingenuity, his wis- frenzy are both singularly conspicuous. During the whole of Sancho listened private this conference, to his master with great attention, and endeavored so to mind IO9 register his counsel in his that he might thereby be enabled to bear the burden of government and acquit himself honorably, Don Quixote u As now proceeded : to the regulation of thine own domestic concerns," said he, " in the Sancho, Keep enjoin thee to be cleanly in I person and place, first things. all the nails of thy fingers constantly and neatly pared, nor suffer them to grow as some do, who ignorantly imagine that long nails beautify the hand, and account the excess of that excrement simply a finger-nail, w hereas T is — a foul lizard-hunting kestrel A of the rather the talon it and unsightly object. slovenly dress betokens a careless mind in the case of Julius Caesar, it may or, as ; be attributed to cunning. " Examine prudently the income of thy and if it will afford vants, give office, thee to give liveries to thy ser- them such as are rather than gaudy and modish ; decent and lasting, and what thou thus save in thy servants bestow on the poor shalt — ; so thou have attendants both in heaven and earth a provision think shalt which our vain-glorious great never of. " Eat neither garlic nor onions, lest the smell ; WIT AND WISDOM 110 Walk betray thy rusticity. with gravity, and speak deliberately, but not so as to thyself for affectation ; " Eat seem to be listening to odious. is dinner and less at supper little at health of the whole body is for the ; tempered in the labora tory of the stomach. " Drink with moderation; for inebriety never keeps a secret nor performs a promise. " In the next place, Sancho, do not intermix in thy discourse such a multitude of proverbs as thou wert wont to do ; for though proverbs are concise and pithy sentences, thou dost so often drag them in by the head and shoulders that they look more of distraction than well-chosen apo- like the ravings thegms." " That defect God himself must remedy," said Sancho " for I have more proverbs by heart than would be sufficient to fill a large book and, when I speak, they crowd together in such a manner as ; ; to quarrel for utterance ; my so that tongue dis- charges them just as they happen to be in the way, whether they are or are not to the purpose will take care may be c Where but I : henceforward to throw out those that suitable to the gravity of my office for, ; there's plenty of meat, the supper will soon be complete ; ' c He that shuffles does not cut good hand makes a short game a good brain to know when ; ' to give and, c ; c ' A It requires " and retain/ " Courage, Sancho," cried Don Quixote " squeeze, tack, and string your proverbs together •> OF DON QUIXOTE. My here are none to oppose you. me, and whip the I whole forth a and mother whips I exhorting thee in an instant thou hast litany of them, which are as to suppress thy proverbs, spewed Here am top. Ill Remem- foreign from the subject as an old ballad. ber, Sancho, I do not say that a proverb properly applied amiss is ; throw but, to and in, string to- gether old saws helter-skelter, renders conversation mean and altogether " When despicable. you appear on horseback, do not lean backward over the from the horse's legs stiffly nor stretch out your saddle, belly, nor let dangling in a slovenly manner, as the back of Dapple ; for some some like gentlemen. " Be very moderate if ride like jockeys, sleeping in them hang you were upon ; for he and who does not rise with the sun cannot enjoy the day and observe, prosperity O Sancho, industry ; the mother of is and laziness, her opposite, never saw ; the accomplishment of a good wish. " This me occurs to my offer, art all is at the advice, present friend Sancho, that hereafter, as ; occasions instructions will be ready, provided thou mindful to inform me of the state of thy af- fairs." " all Sir," answered Sancho, " me your worship has told profitable ; I see is very well that wholesome and but what shall I be the better for my cannot keep it easily forget what you have in head ? it if I It is true, I shall not said about paring my ; WIT AND WISDOM 112 nails, and marrying again if the opportunity offers ; but for your other quirks and quillets, I protest they have already gone out of year's clouds ; my head as clean as and, therefore, me let last have them in though I cannot read them myself, I them to my confessor, that he may repeat and drive them into me in time of need." " Heaven defend me " said Don Quixote, " how scurvy doth it look in a governor to be writing for, ; will give ! unable to read or write needs tell thee taught to read, or ! Indeed, Sancho, I must when that a man left-handed, is it has not been argues that his parentage was very low, or that, in early life, he was so indocile and perverse that his teachers could beat nothing good into him. Truly this is a great defect in thee, and therefore learn to write, even if it I would have thee were only thy name." " That I can do already," quoth Sancho ; " for when I was steward of the brotherhood in our village, I learned to make certain marks like those upon wool-packs, which, they my name. my ness in me : there me, stood told for But, at the worst, I can feign a lame- and get another to sign for right hand, is a remedy and, having the staff in for every thing but death my hand, I can do what I whose being governor, am, I Besides, as your worship knows, he please. — mayor * and I, trow, something more than mayor. father is * The his trial." entire proverb is iC : He whose father is mayor goes safe to ; OF DON QUIXOTE. " Ay, bo-peep come them come ay, let — ay, fleer whom God savory that and backbite loves -, — man's blunders pass current list, me wool and go back shorn for II3 and play at may His home is but they ; 4 : besides, c The maxims for wise rich ; so ' that I, being a governor, and therefore wealthy, and bountiful to boot — as —nobody will I intend to be- No, me. see any blemish in no, let the -clown daub himself with honey, and he As much c flies. worth, the rich as you have, said my grandam who can." 5 will just so never want much you are revenge yourself upon ; " Heaven confound thee " exclaimed Don Quixote " sixty thousand devils take thee and thy proverbs This hour, or more, thou hast been stringing thy musty wares, poisoning and torturing me without mercy. Take my word for it, these ! ; ! proverbs will one day bring thee to the gallows ; provoke thy people to rebellion ! —they will surely Where dost thou find apply them, idiot ? them for I toil ? How shouldst thou and sweat as if I were delving the ground to utter but one, and apply it properly." " Before Heaven, master of mine," replied Sancho, " your worship complains of very trifles. Why, make in the devil's name, are you angry that use of my own goods ? for other stock I J have none, nor any stock but proverbs upon proverbs and just now I have four ready to pop out, all pat — ; WIT AND WISDOM 114 and fitting as pears in a pannier my name." * "Then art thou vilely Silence —but am dumo I is less, would I come know fain my own memory, me, for the soul of I Neverthe- these four proverbs that so pat to the purpose maging Don miscalled," quoth Quixote, "being an eternal babbler. ; have been rum- for I which no bad one, but is can find none." " Can there be better," quoth Sancho, " than Never venture your fingers between two eyeteeth and with c Get out of my house what — c ; — ' my would you have with ing ; the and, c stone pitcher.' a hair. Whether ? there ' no argu- is the pitcher hits the stone, or pitcher, it goes ill with the All these, your worship must see, fit to Let no one meddle with the governor or he will come off the worst, his deputy, or who the hits wife him like between two eye-teeth, and though they were not eye-teeth, 'tis enough if they claps* his finger To be but teeth. what a governor more than replying, any to c says, there Get out of my is no house Then as what business have you with my wife ? to the stone and the pitcher—a blind man may see So he who points to the mote in another that. ' man's eye, should may first look to the beam in his not be said of him, the dead that it was afraid of her that was flayed. own, woman Besides, your worship knows well that the fool knows more his own house * The proverb is than the wise in that of another." : " To keep silence well is called Santo." in OF DON QUIXOTE. " Not u knows other house upon fault will ; or any not to be erected is But here as folly. thou governest for, if 15 Quixote own ill, let it though the How- be thine, the shame will be mine. am ever, I knowledge for ; Sancho, rest, nothing, either in his bad a foundation so Don Sancho," answered so, fool tjie I comforted in having given thee the best thee in my power and therein having done my am acquitted both of my obligation and so God speed thee, Sancho, and govern thy government, and deliver me from the fears entertain counsel in duty, I promise ; : I that topsy-turvv island vent by telling ! that cass of thine is indeed, I might pre- duke know what thou letting the him thou wilt turn the whole —which, that paunch-gut and all nothing but a sack full art, and little car- of proverbs and impertinence." " Signor," really thinks ment, amen. of I my sist, am I renounce I this from it for, my as while and poor, are equal sider, if your worship not qualified for that govern- henceforward forever, whole body ; breadth nail's and I can sub- Sancho, upon a crust of bread and an onion, as well ; " have a greater regard for a soul than as bare tridges Sancho, replied on capons and par- governor we all. sleep, great and small, rich If your worship will con- your worship will find that you yourself put scheme of government my own bustard ; part, I and, 6 into know no more if my head : as for of the matter than a you think the governorship will be " WIT AND WISDOM Il6 means of the my going to the devil, governor to ! thou hast uttered, last reflections an excellent natural naught : recommend righteously Heaven always now in thyself to hast which all God, and intention first thy all transactions favors the upright us go in to let Thou disposition, without 1 ; thy intention and unshaken purpose be, let deal to pronounce thee I islands. endeavor to avoid errors in the mean, " from these cried the knight, worthy to govern a thousand is as a hell-fire." " Before God " science would much I Sancho to heaven, than rather go as simple dinner ; design. for ; And believe their for I graces wait for us." Without " O poverty, poverty ! I know induce the great Cordovan poet to unrequited from ble, no discretion there can be gift. my I, wit. not what should call though a Moor, am thee a holy very sensi- correspondence with Christians, that holiness consists in charity, humility, faith, poverty, and obedience ; yet, nevertheless, I will affirm that who can sit down content we mean that kind of poverty greatest saints alludes, when he he must be holy indeed, with poverty, unless to which one of the " Possess of all things says, and this is as not possessing called spiritual poverty. poverty, which is them : But thou second the cause I spoke of, why wouldst thou assault gentlemen of birth rather than any other class of people ? Why dost thou compel OF DON QUIXOTE. them to coats one button of cobble their shoes, and wear upon their third of glass silk, Why ? we circumstance man another of hair, and a must yellow and ill-starched ? " learn the he But, thus starch.) 117 of noble pedigree ister cordials to his ! their ruffs be generally (By the by, from this antiquity of ruffs and proceeds who is " : O wretched obliged to admin- honor, in the midst of hunger and solitude, by playing the hypocrite with a toothpick, which he affects to use in the street, though he has eat nothing to require that act of cleanliness wretched he, : say, I whose honor ever is apt to be startled, and thinks that everybody at a upon league's distance observes the patch his his shoe, greasy hat, and his threadbare cloak, and even the hunger that consumes him." Better a blush on the face than a stain in the heart. Look not in last year's nests for this year's birds. A SERENADE. And he forthwith imagined that some damsel belonging to the duchess had become enamoured of him : though somewhat he resolved to to yield ; so, fearful of the beautiful foe, fortify his heart, and on no account commending himself w ith T fervent de- votion to his mistress, Dulcinea del Toboso, he determined to damsel listen to the know he was music ; and, to let the there, he gave a feigned sneeze, : : WIT AND WISDOM Il8 at which they were not sired above The harp being a little pleased, as they de- things that he should hear them. all now tuned, Altisidora began the following song TRANSLATION. JARVIS'S Wake, sir now knight, love's invading, Sleep in Holland sheets no When nymph a is more ; serenading, 'Tis an arrant shame to snore. Hear a damsel tall and tender, Moaning in most rueful guise, With By To heart almost burned to cinder the sunbeams of thine eyes. from free damsels Is, they say, your daily care Can you then deny To disaster a wounded a plaster virgin x here £> Tell me, doughty youth, With such humors and Was't some Or ? who cursed thee ill-luck ? sullen bear dry-nursed thee, she-dragon gave thee suck ? Dulcinea, that virago, Well may brag of such Now her fame From Toledo Would up, and is to a Cid, may go Madrid. she but her prize surrender, (Judge how on thy face I dote !) — ; OF DON QUIXOTE. 1 In exchange I'd gladly send her My best Happy I, But to gown and petticoat. would fortune doom me have me near thy bed, currycomb thee, Stroke thee, pat thee, And But hunt o'er thy knightly head. ask too much, sincerely, I And doubt I I'd but kiss I ne'er must your toe, and do't, fairly Get the length thus of your How foot. and what riches I'd rig thee, Should be heaped upon thy bones Caps and socks, and cloaks and breeches, ! Matchless pearls and precious stones. Do not from above, like Nero, me See But to burn and quench my my woe, my hero, slight fires, Cast a pitying eye below. I'm a virgin-pullet, truly One more A mere Wind am if I'm yet and limb, My I ; tender ne'er was seen chicken fledged but newly Hang me hair dangles to straight too : — if : : fifteen. all's tight my 9 about me, feet you doubt me, Trust your eyes, come down and see't. 1 :; ; WIT AND WISDOM 120 bob nose has no fellow, I've a And a sparrow's mouth as rare Teeth like bright topazes, yellow Yet I'm deemed a beauty here. You know what (If a rare musician you hearken) courts your choice I dare say my -> disposition my Is as taking as voice. Here ended the song of the amorous and began the alarm of the courted Altisidora, Don Quixote who, fetching a deep sigh, said within himself: "Why am I so unhappy a knight-errant that no damsel can see but she must presently me with Why ? in love fall the peerless Dulcinea so un- is lucky that she must not be suffered singly to enjoy this my incomparable constancy would ye have with her persecute her why do creature let her in the conquest of and the surrender of enamoured multitude, am my soul. Take all others flint. and well-born nature ; is all me To To am her me, beautiful, discreet, lively, modest, the rest of her sex foul, foolish, and base-born. sent my notice, that to Dulcinea alone I honey, and to the rest of ye, aloes. Dulcinea alone fickle, do ye to fifteen, Leave, leave the poor ? paste and sugar, and to I why her triumph and glory in the lot which love bestowed upon heart, Queens, what Damsels from fourteen ? ye plague her ; ? Empresses, ? into To be hers, and hers alone, the world. Let Altisidora " OF DON QUIXOTE. 121 weep or sing, let the lady despair on whose account was buffeted in the castle of the enchanted A'loor boiled or roasted, Dulcinea's I must be, clean, wellI \ bred, and chaste, in spite powers on We are of all the necromantic earth. see that governors, sometimes directed though otherwise their in fools, by the decisions hand of God. Time is ever moving ; nothing ever can impede his course. An understanding in the beo-inning; effectual cure those for who are is often an indiscreetly in love. At eleven o'clock Don Quixote retired to his apartment, and finding a lute there, he tuned it, opened the window, and, perceiving there was some- body walking in the garden, he ran over the strings of the instrument nicely as he throat , and, having tuned ; could, he coughed and it again as cleared his and then, with a voice somewhat hoarse, yet not unmusical, he sang the which he had composed himself following that very day THE ADVICE. MATTEAUX's TRANSLATION. Love, a strong designing foe, Careless hearts with ease deceives Can thy breast Which your resist his sloth -, blow, unguarded leaves ? song, : ; ; ; : ; WIT AND WISDOM 122 If you're idle, you're destroyed, All his art on you he tries But be watchful and employed, Straight the baffled tempter Maids Must modest grace admired, for would If they flies. their fortunes raise. in silence live retired : 'Tis their virtue speaks their praise. The divine Tobosan Dulcinea, claims fair, me whole Nothing can her image tear 'Tis one substance with Then let my soul. fortune smile or frown. Nothing shall my faith remove Constant truth, the lover's crown, Can work miracles in love. THE SAME AS TRANSLATED BY SMOLLETT, Love, with idleness combined, Will unhinge the tender mind But to few, to work and move, Will exclude the' force of love. Blooming maids Must in virtue Modesty And A a that dower : will raise, be a trumpet of their praise. cavalier will sport With would be married^ be unwearied and play a damsel frank and gay j ; : OF DON QUIXOTE. when wedlock But, Choose is 1 his aim, maid of sober fame. a Passion kindled in the breast, By a stranger or a guest, Enters And w ith T fleets Love the rising sun, before his race be run : comes so suddenly, Ever on the wing to fly, that Neither can nor will impart Strong impressions to the heart. Pictures drawn on show pictures, Strange confusion to the view Second beauty finds : no base, Where a first has taken place Then Dulcinea still shall reign : Without Nor a rival or a stain ; shall fate itself control Her sway, or blot her my from soul Constancy, the lover's boast, I'll maintain whate'er This, This my will cost it virtue will refine stamp my \ joys divine. THE SAME AS TRANSLATED BY Love, with idleness : is JARVIS. friend, O'er a maiden gains its But let employment Fill up every careful moment business and These an end : antidote will prove 'Gainst the pois'nous arts of love. 23 — ; : : WIT AND WISDOM 124 Maidens that aspire to marry, In their looks reserve should carry Modesty And their price should raise, be the herald of their praise. whom Knights, With the free toils may of arms employ, laugh and toy ; But the modest only choose When Love With Love they tie the nuptial noose. that rises with the sun, his setting beams is gone that guest-like visits hearts, When the banquet's o'er, departs : And the love that comes to-day, And to-morrow wings its way, Leaves no traces on the soul, Its affections to control. Where a sovereign beauty reigns, Fruitless are a rival's pains O'er a finished picture who E'er a second picture drew ? Fair Dulcinea, queen of beauty, Rules my heart, and claims its duty, Nothing there can take her place, Naught her image can erase. Whether fortune smile or frown, Constancy's the lover's crown And, its force divine to prove, Miracles performs in love. Copious drinking consumes the radical moisture which is the essence of life. OF DON QUIXOTE. 1 25 Simple medicines are more esteemed than those compound in the simple, there can be no in the compound, all is hazard and un- that are : mistake 5 certainty. If we must be prepared for battles that threaten us, at least let us be well fed : for the stomach sup- ports the heart, and the heart supports the The devil will never give man. you a high nose if a nose will serve your turn. flat All is not gold that Walls have I am are, or fully glitters. ears. convinced that judges and governors ought to be, made of brass, so as that they may who not feel the importunity of people of business, and at all seasons, expect to be heard and dispatched at to their own affairs come what ; and if all will, attending hours only the poor devil of a judge does not hear and dispatch them, either because is not in his power, or it it happens to be an unsea- sonable time for giving audience, then they grumble and backbite, gnaw him to the very bones, and even bespatter his business ! whole generation. foolish man of business Ignorant ! man of be not in such a ; wait for the proper season and con- for judges are come not at meals and sleeping-time made of flesh and blood, and must violent hurry juncture, and give to nature that which mature requires. \ WIT AND WISDOM 126 Good physicians deserve palms and laurels. Either we Let us all live we are, or are not. and eat together in harmony and good friendship. When God upon sends the morning, the light shines all. Make yourselves honey, and the flies will de- vour you. Your idle and lazy people in a commonwealth, are like drones in a beehive, which only devour the honey the laboring bees gather. Every day produces something new in the world and the biters are bit. : jests turn into earnest, They who expect snacks should be modest, and take cheerfully whatever haggle with the winners to be sharpers, and given them, and not is ; unless they know them their gains unfairly gotten. Cheats are always at the mercy of their accom- plices. The maid stays at home that would keep her good name, were lame. A hen and a as if she housewife, whatever they cost, ding will surely be I ween, is Seeing Good lost. And if once they go gad- she that longs to see, as desirous to be seen. is believing. fortune wants only a beginning. OF DON QUIXOTE. When of J 27 th^y offer thee a government, lay hold it. When an earldom clutches on When is put before thee, lay thy it. they throw thee some beneficial bone, snap at the favor not, sleep if ; on and never an- swer to good fortune and preferment when they knock at thy door. Truth always will rise uppermost, as rises oil above water. According- to reason, each thins; has When side of justice its season. doubtful, I should lean to the is mercv. Sancho, having plentifully dined that day, in of spite all the aphorisms of Dr. Tirteafuera, the cloth was removed, in letter from Don Quixote to the governor. ordered the secretary to read was nothing there read it aloud. in The over accordingly, u may it it a Sancho to himself, and if for secret perusal, then to secretary, having My when came an express with lord," said first run he, " the it letter not only be publicly read, but deserves to be engraved in characters of gold Don Quixote de la Mancha to ; and thus it is " : Sancho Panza, Gov- ernor of the Island of Barataria. " When I expected to have had an account of thy carelessness and blunders, friend Sancho, I was WIT AND WISDOM 128 agreeably disappointed with news of thy wise behavior can which for ; man the fool into a with all discretion thanks to Heaven, that I return from raise the lowest their poverty, of sense. and ; would observe and turn hear thou governest nevertheless, thou that, retainest the humility of the I I meanest creature. to thee, Sancho, that it But often is expedient and necessary, for the due support of authority, to act in contradiction to the The of the heart. is raised to a high personal adornments of one that ; and not with his former low- thy apparel, therefore, be good and be- let : coming must correspond with situation his present greatness, liness humility the hedgestake, for when decorated no what it really is. I do not mean thou shouldst wear jewels, or finery ; nor, being longer, appears that a judge, would I have thee dress like a soldier but ; adorn thyself in a manner suitable to thy employ- To ment. gain the good-will of thy people, two things, among serve one I : is, others, thou have already told thee especial care scarcity of food of all few must not to be courteous to all that afflictions, the other ob- to fail that, indeed, is, to take to no with the poor, hunger is, be exposed people the for, ; ; — the most insupportable. edicts, but let those be good see that they are well observed ; ; Publish and, above all, for edicts that are not kept are the same as not made, and serve only to show that the prince, though he had authority to make wisdom and them, had not the courage to OF DON QUIXOTE. insist upon their Laws execution. and are not enforced, become croaking subjects Be a^ first like that feared, then despised not always severe, nor always mild ; happy mean between them, which is the markets is threaten, King Log, whose him. Be father to virtue, and a step-father to vice. of discretion. ; the true point for there the presence of the : such attention the prisoner hoping for release butchers, who weights and the same then dare is make effect is governor a comfort to a terror to the it is -, not of false use produced on all Shouldst thou unhappily be secretly other dealers. inclined to avarice, to gluttony, or hope thou but choose the Visit the prisons, the shambles, and highly necessary ; 29 I T I avoid showing thyself guilty of art not, when these vices : with thee discover for, women, w hich who those thy ruling are concerned passion, they will on that quarter, nor leave thee till they View and review, have effected thy destruction. consider and reconsider, the counsels and docu- assault thee ments I gave thee in writing before thy departure hence to thy government ; and find a choice supply to sustain thee and wilt through the toils which governors must continually Write to thy patrons, the duke and difficulties encounter. duchess, and is them thou in show thyself grateful ; for ingratitude the daughter of pride, and one of the greatest sins ; whereas he who is grateful have done him service, thereby to those testifies that he be grateful also to God, his constant benefactor. that will WIT AND WISDOM I30 " My lady duchess has dispatched a messenger to thy wife Teresa with thy hunting-suit, and a present from herself. moment. I also We expect an answer every have been a little out of order with a me, not much to was nothing for, if there are enchanters who persecute me, there are Let me know if the stewothers who defend me. ard who is with thee had any hand in the actions certain cat-clawing the advantage of my which befell nose but ; it ; of the Trifaldi, as thou hast suspected: and give me advice, from time to time, of to thee, since the distance I for luxury that happens between us think of quitting this idle was not born all and life ease. so short. is very soon A for I ; circumstance has occurred which may, I believe, tend to deprive me of the favor of the duke and duchess though it afflicts mination, for me much, it must comply with the I my affects not but, ; deter- duties of profession in preference to any other claim ; as my it is often said, Amicus Plato, sed magis arnica Veritas, I write this in Latin, being persuaded that thou hast learned that language since thy promotion. well, and God have thee in His keeping : Fare- so mayst thou escape the pity of the world. " Thy friend, Don Quixote de la Mancha." it Sancho gave great attention to the letter ; and was highly applauded, both for sense and integ- rity, by everybody that heard it. After that, he : OF DON QUIXOTE. from rose I3I and calling the secretary, went table, without any further delay, and locked himself up with him in his chamber, to write an answer to his master, Don Panza Sancho " am I Quixote, which was as follows to Don Shdxote so taken not yet had time to well or I me with ill am more Mancha. de la up with business that let you know whether in this I have it goes same government, where hunger-starved than when you and wandered through woods and wildernesses. " My lord duke wrote to me the other day inform me to island of some spies that were got into kill me to this but as yet I have discovered \ none but a certain doctor, hired by the kill all I the governors that come near it. islanders to They call him Dr. Pedro Rezio de Anguero, and he was born at Tirteafuera. His name is enough to make me fear he will be the death of me. This same doctor says of himself, that he does cure diseases when you have them but when you have them not, he only The physic pretends to keep them from coming. he uses, is fasting upon fasting, till he turns a body to a mere skeleton as if to be wasted to skin and In short, he bones were not as bad as a fever. ; ; starves me to death ; so that, when I thought, as being a governor, to have plenty of good hot victuals and cool bed, I " I liquor, am come and to repose on a to do penance soft feather- like a hermit. have not yet so much as fingered the least ; WIT AND WISDOM 132 penny of money, how and either for fees or comes it any thing me no better with to be I else cannot imagine, for I have heard that the governors come or at least a gift, town before they is who wont to have a very good very round sum given them by the to this island are enter. And they say, too, that this the usual custom, not only here, but in other places. " Last night, in going mighty handsome damsel brother of hers in man-waiter make her my woman's rounds, I met with a boy's clothes, and a in his wife, as My apparel. love with the fell in he says. girl, As gentle- and intends to for the youth, I have pitched on him to be my son-in-law. To-day we both design to talk to the father, one Diego de la Liana, who is a gentleman, and an old Christian every inch of him. " I visit the markets as you advised me, and yesterday found one of the hucksters selling hazel- She pretended they were nuts. all new ; but I found she had mixed a whole bushel of old, empty, rotten nuts the With same quantity of new. adjudged them to be given to the hospital that, I boys, among who know how to pick the good from the bad, and gave sentence against her that she should not come into the market for fifteen days ; and people said I did well. " I am mighty well pleased that has written to my wife, the token you mention. my lady duchess Teresa Panza, and sent her It shall go hard but requite her kindness one time or other. I will Pray give OF DON QUIXOTE. my service to her not cast her ; and in a gift 1 33 her from me, she has tell broken sack, something as more than words shall show. " If I might advise you, and had my wish, there should be no falling out between your worship and my lord and lady for, if you quarrel with them, it is I must come by the worst for it. And, since you mind me of being grateful, it will not look well in you not to be so to those who have made so much of you at their castle. " If my wife, Teresa Panza, writes to me, pray ; me the letter for I have know how fares it with her, and pay the postage and send a mighty desire to my ; So Heaven protect your house and children. worship from evil-minded enchanters, and bring and sound out of safe much very tor this doubt, seeing government how I am ; me which treated by I Doc- Pedro Rezio. u Your worship's servant, " Sancho Panza, the Governor." r Teresa Panza' s Letter " and I her Husband^ Sancho Panza. received thy letter, dear Sancho of I promise and swear to thee, on the Catholic Christian, of running when to I I mad with my was within two finger-breadths joy ; and take notice, brother, heard thou wast a governor, I had like to have dropped down dead with pure pleasure thou knowest they say sudden joy deadly sorrow : soul, faith of a kills ; for as well as thy daughter Sanchica scattered her WIT AND WISDOM 134 water about insensibly, out of mere satisfaction ; thy hunting-suit lay before me, the string of corals sent by lady duchess letters were presence all my in and ; was a dream conceive that a goatherd should ernor of islands ? my ' mother deal : this I ' if I live I said, neck, the my ; who for come could to be gov- Thou knowest, my friend, that One must live long to see a great mention because longer my imagined and believed, that yet, I saw and handled was I round tied hand, and the messenger in I hope to see more for I do not intend to stop until ; see thee a farmer or collector of the revenue them who which, though they carry those offices : abuse to the devil, are, in short, always bringing in the penny. My " lady duchess will tell thee am of going to court know thy pleasure for consider of honor there by riding my : ; " The in I will how it, desirous 1 and let me endeavor to do thee coach. curate, barber, bachelor, and even the sexton, cannot believe thou art a governor, and say the whole like all is a deception, or matter of enchantment, the affairs of thy master, Don Quixote. Sampson vows he will go in quest of thee, and drive this government out of thy head, as well as Don Quixote's skull I say nothing, but laugh in my own sleeve, look at my beads, and contrive how to make thy hunting-suit the madness out of into a sent gown and : petticoat for our daughter. some acorns to my I have lady duchess, and I wish OF DON QUIXOTE. they were of gold if send : me some I35 strings of pearls, The news they are in fashion in thy island. our town are these the : widow of the matched her daughter with a bungling painter, came here and undertook him work. sort of all corporation employed to paint the king's He over the gate of the town-house. two ducats for the hand so he fell to job, arms asked them which they paid before- made nothing of the end of which he had he could not bring said who The and worked eight days, it ; trumpery, and returned of has hill hand his the paint to money ; yet, at and it, such for all that, he married in the name of a good workman. The truth is, he has his brushes left and taken up the spade, and goes to the field like a gentleman. Pedro de Lobo's son has taken orders and shaved his crown, meaning to be a Mingo upon Silvato's niece, hearing of a promise of marriage. this year, in all nor is it, is suing company of foot-soldiers passed through here, and carried off with them three —I v/ill not say return, and now mayhap they girls will or other marry them, with day, a that she it. ; which she drops help her toward no need to work, without they are all Sanchica makes bone-lace, and gets maravedis saving-box, to but who somebody their faults. eight him We have had no olives there a drop of vinegar to be had A the town. Minguilla, priest. The is into a household stuff; a governor's daughter, she has for thou wilt give her a portion fountain in our market-place is WIT AND WISDOM 136 A dried up. there may they and about this, grant thee I thunderbolt all alight my upon the fell And going to court. more years than myself, would not and expect an answer to I ! pillory, so God many, leave thee behind me. willingly or as for " Thy wife, " Teresa Panza." To to think that the The and spring, life are always an erroneous fancy. ; to change summer succeeds the autumn the summer, winter the autumn, and petual round its is seems continually with circular motion So time proceeds in then spring again. to state face of things rather roll of this affairs remain in the same ; only the life of end, swifter than time man is For even by the out that of faith, light many have per- ever hastening without hopes to itself, be renewed, unless in the next, that infinite. this is unlimited and of nature, and with- discovered the swift- ness and instability of this present being, and the duration of the eternal " I know St. life Peter every one does well which he was bred. is which is well at Rome," meaning to follow the Let no one stretch his feet expected. employment to beyond the length of his sheet. When thou art in Rome follow the fashions of Rome. Sweet is our love of native land. OF DON QUIXOTE. The prudent man who 1 37 expecting to be de- is prived of his habitation looks out for another before he is turned cut of doors. Well-got wealth may meet But • Bread We comes ill-got is wealth destroys relief for all kind of disaster, master. its grief. can bear with patience the ill-luck that alone. Man projects in vain, For God doth As is the season. Let no man presume Of this cup ordain. the reason, is Such still to think, I will not drink : Where the flitch we hoped to find, Not even a hook is left behind. Keep a safe conscience, and let people say what they will. It is impracticable to as tie up the tongue of malice, as to erect barricades in the open fields. " If a governor resign his ofEce in good circum- must have been an oppressor poverty attends him in his re- stances, people say he and a knave ; and if treat, they set him " For this down as an they will think me more fool than and fool." idiot time," answered Sancho, " I am knave." certain WIT AND WISDOM I38 A law neglected is the same as if it had never been enacted. Give always to the cat What was kept for the And let it be thy view rat, All mischief to eschew. It is fitting that all show who themselves grateful, receive a benefit should though be only a it trifle. SONG OF ALTISIDORA. Stay, cruel knight, Take not thy flight, Nor spur thy battered jade ; Thy haste restrain, Draw in the rein, And hear a love-sick maid. Why No dost thou snake am I ? I, That poison those Gentle fly I love : am As any lamb, And harmless as a dove. Thy cruel scorn Has A left forlorn nymph whose charms may With theirs who sport vie In Cynthia's court, Though Venus' self Since, fugitive knight, to Barabbas's fate still were by. no purpose I woo pursue and undo thee ! thee, OF DON QUIXOTE. Like ravenous That Soon takes My And 39 kite its flight has stol'n a chicken, as't Thou 1 bear' st away heart, thy prey, me leav'st Three And here to sicken. night-caps, too, garters blue, That did to legs belong Smooth to the sight As marble And Two white, almost as strong. faith, thousand groans, As many moans, And sighs enough to fire Old Priam's town, And Did burn it down, again aspire. it Since, fugitive knight, to Barabbas's fate May still no purpose Sancho ne'er His buttocks bare Fly-flap, as And To thou 1 woo pursue and undo thee is his duty still ; want disenchant Dulcinea's injured beauty. May still transformed, And still deformed, Toboso's nymph remain, ! thee, ; WIT AND WISDOM 140 In recompense Of thy offence, Thy scorn and cold When Thy disdain. thou dost wield sword in field, In combat, or in quarrel, Ill-luck and harms Attend thy arms, Instead of fame and laurel. Since, fugitive knight, to Barabbas's fate May no purpose I woo pursue and undo thee thy disgrace every place, Fill Thy still falsehood ne'er be hid, But round the world Be From If, tossed and hurled, Seville to Madrid. brisk and gay, Thou sitt'st At ombre May to play or at chess, ne'er spadille Attend thy will, Nor luck thy movements bless. Though thou with care Thy corns dost pare, May blood the penknife May thy gums rage, And naught assuage The pain of tooth that's follow hollow. ! thee, ; OF DON QUIXOTE. 141 « Since, fugitive knight, to no purpose I Barabbas's fate Liberty one of the most precious is woo pursue and undo thee still gifts Heaven hath bestowed on man, exceeding treasures and for which all the which earth encloses, or which ocean hides this blessing, as well as for and ought to venture captivity and human thee, ! life itself: restraint honor, we may on the other hand, the greatest evils that are nature can endure. I make this observa- because thou hast seen the delicacies tion, San'cho, and the plenty with which we were entertained that castle ; in yet, in the midst of those savory ban- quets and ice-cooled potations, I thought myself confined within the very I did straits of famine, because not enjoy the treat with that liberty which I should have felt, had it been my own. Obligations incurred by benefits and favors received, are fetters Happy sel is which hamper the free-born he to whom Heaven of bread, for which he Heaven is soul. hath sent a mor- obliged to none but itself. The man Who in knows wisdom must be in giving where old to hold. All times are not the same, nor equally fortu- and those incidents which the vulgar call omens, though not founded on any natural reason, nate ; have, even by persons of sagacity, been held and ; WIT AND WISDOM 142 deemed as fair One of these super- in the morning, goes and fortunate. omen-mongers rises abroad, chances to meet a stitious beatified St. Francis belonging to the friar and as ; he had encountered if a dragon in his way, runs back to his with fear and consternation. by accident scatters the which and melancholy are scattered through fear his heart ; salt own house Another Foresight upon the table, by as if Nature was obliged to misfortunes by such as a prudent trivial signs man and foretell future and tokens fall in his soldiers looked upon accident as a bad omen, he embraced the seeming eagerness, saying, " Love ; for I Thou have thee safe in game both my arms." ; like Death, he pursues a soul fairly in his clutches, his first of all and in the stately palaces of kings When it with shalt not 'scape the humble huts of shepherds. deprive soil this has no respect of persons, and laughs at the admonitions of reason his Scipio, landing upon the coast of Afric, and perceiving that me, Afric where- a good Christian will not so minutely scrutinize the purposes of Heaven. chancing to : shame and Beauty, they say, is he has got business is to fear. the chief thing in love-mat- ters. " Hearken to me, Sancho," said Don Quixote there are two kinds of beauty—the one of the That of the mind mind, the other of the body. " shines forth in good sense and good conduct ; in ; OF DON QUIXOTE. modesty, and liberality, courtesy I43 and ; these all may be found in one who has no perattractions and when that species of beauty qualities sonal ; captivates, passion. some it I well but I ; produces man spire love, provided Of all it is if am not hand- not deformed may he be not hideous, ; in- he has those qualities of the my men commit, though some opinion, ingratitude truly said that hell From am have mentioned." the sins that say pride, in that I also that I of worth, I vehement and superior know, Sancho, know and a mind which a is the worst is of the ungrateful. full that foul crime I have endeavored to abstain ever since I enjoyed the use of reason cannot return the good benefits, I substitute my be not enough, if this done offices desire to repay I publish them ; and me by : them for if I equal \ and he who proclaims the favors he has received, would return them if receiver he could is : and generally the power of the unequal to that of the giver bounty of Heaven, to which no equal return. man : like the can make an But, though utterly unable to repay the unspeakable beneficence of God, gratitude affords a humble compensation suited to our limited powers. Lay a bridge of silver for a flying Let Martha He die, so that she enemy. be well fed. that has skill should handle the quill. WIT AND WISDOM 144 There no greater is folly than to give way to despair. Patience often falls to when the ground it is overloaded with injuries. Alexander the Great ventured to cut the Gordian knot, on the supposition that cutting would be as untying effectual as violence, became it : and, notwithstanding this sole master of all Asia. u Be not concerned," unkindness to stand ; is Roque, addressing by thus stumbling, you may chance more strange and men, said Don Quixote, " nor tax Fortune with himself to firmly than ever circuitous ways, wont : for Heaven, by incomprehensible to to raise the fallen, and enrich the needy." Oh, maddening thy effects Justice sting of jealousy, how deadly ! must needs be a good necessary even among " Signor Roque," thing, for it is thieves. said he, u the beginning of a cure consists in the knowledge of the distemper, and in the patient's willingness to take the cines prescribed to sick ; cian, him by his physician. medi- You are you know your malady, and God, our physiis ready with medicines that, in time, will cer- tainly effect a cure. Eesides, sinners of good un- derstanding are nearer to amendment than those OF DON QUIXOTE. who is are devoid of it ; I45 and, as your superior sense manifest, be of good cheer, and hope for your recovery. If in would take the shortest entire that of your salvation, desirable this way, and and work you once enter come with me, and teach you to be a knight-errant true, full of labors at — I will a profession, disasters, but placed to the account of penance, will not you lead to The honor and it is which, being fail to felicity." abbot must eat that sings for his meat. Courtesy begets courtesy. The jest that gives pain is no jest. That pastime should not be indulged which tends to the detriment of a fellow-creature. The fire by virtue No its is discovered by own its own light ; so is excellence. renown equals splendor that which in is acquired by the profession of arms. Virtue demands our homage wherever it is found. Women are commonly impatient and inquisi- tive. By sition a man's actions may be seen the true dispo- of his mind. " Body of me," said Don Quixote, " what a — ; ; WIT AND WISDOM I46 progress you have made, signor, in the guage Tuscan lan- would venture a good wager that where the Tuscan says place, you say, in Castilian, plaze and where he says piu, you say mas 1 and sit you I ! by the word arriba ; and giu by abaxo." translate " " do I so, most certainly," quoth the author for such are the corresponding words." " And yet, I dare say, sir," quoth Don Quixote, " that you are scarcely known in the world but it is the fate of all ingenious men. What abilities are lost, what genius obscured, and what talents despised Nevertheless, I cannot but think that ! translation it from one language into another, unless be from the noblest of Latin, is like tapestry, where, are all languages, Greek and presenting the back of a piece of though the figures are seen, they obscured by innumerable knots and ends of thread ; very different from the smooth and agree- able texture of the proper face of the translate requires work ; and to easy languages of a similar construction no more from another. translating is talent than transcribing But I would not hence not a laudable exercise may be worse and more Nor can my observation : one paper infer that for a man unprofitably employed. apply to the two cele- brated translators, Doctor Christopher de Figueroa, Pastor Fido,' and Don John de Xaurigui, Aminta;' who, with singular felicity, have made it difficult to decide which is the translation and which is the original. But tell me, signor, is in his c in his c ;; OF DON QUIXOTE. book printed this I print your charge, or have you sold " at some bookseller ? on my own account," answered the copyright to " it, sir, " and expect the author,. 147 a thousand ducats by this impression of two thousand copies first ; at six reals each copy they will go off in a trice." " 'Tis " though mighty well," Don quoth Quixote you know but little of the tricks of booksellers, and the juggling there is amongst fear I Take my word them. for it 5 you will find a bur- den of two thousand volumes upon your back no trifling matter — especially if the book be deficient in sprightliness." " What, have paid me me sir give ! " cried the author, u would you my three labor to a bookseller, maravedis for it, abundant, and say I was favored is not my profit is object what I : of that now I ? am seek, without w ho, T if he would think it No, sir, fame already secure which fame is nothing." " Well, Heaven prosper you, sir " said the knight, who, passing on, observed a man correcting a sheet of a book entitled " The Light of the Soul." On seeing the title, he said, " Books of this kind, numerous as they already are, ought still for numerous are the benighted to be encouraged He went sinners that require to be enlightened." forward and saw another book under the corrector's hand, and, on inquiring the title, they told him it ! ; was the second part of the ingenious gentleman : WIT AND WISDOM I48 Don Quixote de of Tordesillas. Don quoth thought but ; its Martinmas of that book/' as general history will now come, as for it does to truth and probability valuable in proportion as is I its of invention are only so far come near as they a one, " and, on my conscience, ; Works to every hog. good know something I Quixote had been burnt long before it stupidity Mancha, written by such la " it is authentic." Rashness make men There is not valor is a remedy Between A doubtful hopes ought to for all things except death. said long race He whom Heaven They : resolute, not rash. that give Where and done may be run. may favors, St. Peter bless. must take. there are hooks, we do not always find bacon. Good expectation To-day He for you, is better than bad possession. and to-morrow for me. that falls to day may rise to-morrow. Great hearts should be patient under misfortunes as well as joyful I when all have heard say, she they goes well. call Fortune is a drunken, freakish dame, and withal so blind that of don qyixoTE. she does not see what she whom she raises, nor One about is thing I must chance, but Heaven every —and man The whom neither thee, there tell ; no such is nor do the events whether good or evil, proceed from from the particular appointment of out, fall ; she pulls down. thing in the world as fortune which 149 is hence comes the usual saying, that the maker of his own fortune. faults of the ass should not be laid on the pack-saddle. When it rains, let the shower fail upon my cloak. " Observe, Sancho," is said a great deal of difference tude. It is in love Don between love and grati- very possible for a gentleman not to be but, strictly speaking, ; Quixote, " there it is impossible he should be ungrateful/' The sin will cease when the temptation is re- moved. The heart will not grieve for what the eye doth not perceive. What prayers can ne'er gain, a leap from a hedge may obtain. Proverbs are short maxims of human wisdom, the result of experience and observation, and are the gifts of ancient sages : yet the proverb which is WIT AND WISDOM 150 not aptly applied, instead of being wisdom, stark is nonsense. of a good servant to sympathize It is the part with his master's pains. " Methinks," quoth Sancho, " that not be suffering much when he can man a can- turn his brain to verse-making." ' " No SANCHO PANZA ON entiendo eso," SLEEP. Sancho replico " ; solo entiendo que en tanto que duermo, ni tengo temor, ni esperanza, ni trabajo, ni gloria que invento el manos pensamientos, manjar que agua que ahuyenta frio que templa ; y bien haya el sueno, capa que cubre todos los hu- el ardor, con que todas quita la hambre, fuego que calienta la sed, y finalrnente el frio, moneda gene- cosas se compran, balanza y peso que iguala al pastor con el rey, y al simple con ral el discreto. las cosa tiene mala Sola una segun he oido decir, y es que se parece a pues de un dormido a un muerto hay el la sueno, muerte, muy poca diferencia." " " I know not what that means," replied Sancho know that while I am asleep, I have neither ; I only fear, nor hope, nor trouble, nor glory. light on him who first invented sleep the mantle that shrouds food that dispels hunger thirst ; the fire that all ; Blessings Sleep ! human thoughts; is the the drink that quenches warms the cold \ the cool " OF DON QUIXOTE. breeze that moderates heat word, the general in a ; 151 coin that purchases every commodity the weight ; and balance that makes the shepherd even with There sovereign, and the simple with the sage. only one bad sleep resembles death it : circumstance, as have heard, I inasmuch ; man dead corse and a sleeping his there between as is is in a no apparent difference. " Enjoy thy repose," wast born to sleep and watch I to of night that remains, little Don said with a short madrigal, which composed to thee, Amor, cuando yo Mas Que es Tanta Que Que j O I in of have this evening, my own mind." pienso y fuerte, : al paso, puerto en este mar de mi tormento, alegria siento. vida se esfuerza, y no me mata, muerte me torna le paso. el vivir la a dar la vida. condicion no oida, La que conmigo muerte O my thoughts my reflections acabar mi mal inmenso en Uegando la Asi asi love, when, I sigh, " thou and, during the ; En el mal que me das terrible Voy corriendo a la muerte, Pensando ; I will give the rein, and cool the furnace unknown Quixote y vida trata ! sick of heart-felt grief, and drag thy cruel chain, : WIT AND WISDOM 152 To death I fly, the sure relief Of those who groan in lingering But coming to the pain. fatal gates, The port in this my sea of woe, The joy I feel new life creates, And bids my spirits brisker flow. Thus dying every hour I live, And living I resign my breath : Strange power of love, that thus can give A Till dying Heaven life and living death in pity to the Shall give Altisidora ! weeping world, back to day, By Quixote's scorn to realms of Pluto hurled, Her every charm to cruel death a prey While matrons throw their gorgeous robes ; away, To mourn a nymph by cold disdain betrayed To the complaining lyre's enchanting lay I'll : sing the praises of this hapless maid, In sweeter notes than Thracian Orpheus ever played. Nor shall my numbers with my life expire, Or this world's light confine the boundless song To thee, bright maid, in death I'll touch the lyre, And to my soul the theme When, freed from clay, among, shall the still belong. flitting ghosts OF DON QUIXOTE. My the Stygian shores around, spirit glides Though 153 the cold hand of death has sealed my tongue, Thy praise And Lethe's the infernal caverns shall rebound, sluggish waves move slower to the sound. Better me kill outright than break my back with other men's burdens. Sleep is the best cure for waking troubles. Devils, play or not play, win or not win, can never be content. History that vive for ages is good, faithful, and true, will sur- but should ; qualities, its passage will dle it have none of these be short between the cra- and the grave. As indeed, for dying for love may it is all a jest ; your lovers, easily say they are dying, but that they will actually give " Madam," up the ghost said he, " your — believe it—Judas. ladyship should know stant good damsel's suffering remedy whereof is honest and conemployment. Lace, she tells me, is much worn in purgatory that the chief cause of this is idleness, the how to make it, ; let and since she cannot but know her stick to that fingers are assiduously the images that now ; for, while her employed with her bobbins, haunt her imagination will WIT AND wisdom 154 keep aloof, and leave her mind tranquil and happy. This, madam, is " And mine, my in for life my opinion and advice." too," added Sancho, " for I never heard of a lacemaker that died for love your damsels that bestir themselves ; some at honest labor, think more of their work than of their sweethearts. I know it digging, I never think of bless her I love ! Railing by myself; when my Teresa, though, her more than among lovers is I my am God very eyelids." the next neighbor to forgiveness. The ass will carry the load, but not a double load. When A money's paid before broken limb it's due, will straight ensue. Delay breeds danger. Pray to God devoutly, And hammer away stoutly. " I will give thee," is good; but "Here, take it," is better. A sparrow in the hand is worth an eagle on the wing. " No more proverbs, for God's sake," quoth Don Quixote; " for, methinks, Sancho, thou art losing ground, plainly, as I it and returning to Sicut erat. Speak have often told thee, and thou wilt worth a loaf per cent, to thee." find ! OF DON QUIXOTE. " I replied know how not Sancho " ; I I came by 155 this unlucky trick/' cannot bring you in three words you a to the purpose without a proverb, nor give proverb which, to pose —but The thinking, I will try to straw The my not to the pur- mend." make too hard to is is pipes of. knight and squire ascended a little nence, whence they discovered their village emi- which ; Sancho no sooner beheld than, kneeling down, he said " Open : thine eyes, O my beloved country and behold thy son, Sancho Panza, returning to thee whipped again, if not rich, yet well arms, and receive thy son Don ! Open Quixote too ! thine who, though worsted by another, has conquered himself, which, as tory ! I have heard Money I been soundly banged, man." " Leave these Quixote, "and say, is the best kind of vic- have gotten, and though let I have come fooleries, I have off like a gentle- Sancho," quoth Don us go directly to our homes, where we will give full scope to our imagination, and settle our intended scheme of a pastoral life." It must here be mentioned that Sancho Panza, by way of sumpter-cloth, had thrown the buckram robe painted with flames, which he had worn on the night of Altisidora's revival, upon his ass. wise clapped the mitre on Dapple's head — He in short, never was an ass so honored and bedizened. priest like- and bachelor, immediately recognizing The their WIT AND WISDOM I56 Quixote alighted, and embraced them mean Don toward them with open arms. friends, ran In cordially. whose keen eyes nothing can escape, came flocking from all parts. " Ho " cries one, " here comes Sancho Panza's the time, the boys, ! ass, as gay as a parrot, and " leaner than ever Don Quixote's old horse, ! Thus, surrounded by the children, and accom- panied by the priest and the bachelor, they pro- ceeded through the village till they arrived at Don Quixote's house, where, at the door, they found the housekeeper and the niece, of his arrival. It who had already heard had likewise reached the ears of Sancho's wife, Teresa, who, half-naked, with her hair about her ears, and dragging Sanchica ran to meet her husband ; after her, and seeing him not so well equipped as she thought a governor ought to be, she said husband This, I ? : " What makes you come thus, dear methinks you come afoot and foundered trow, is ! not as a governor should look." " Peace, wife," quoth Sancho ; " not so easily found as the pin to hang the bacon it on. is Let home, and there you shall hear wonders. I have got money, and honestly, too, without wrongus go ing anybody." " Hast thou got money, good husband then, 'tis ill, it will well, however it be gotten, for, ? —nay, well or have brought up no new custom in the world." All things human, especially the lives of men, OF DON QUIXOTE. 157 are transitory, ever advancing from their beginning and to their decline " The final determination. greatest folly," said Sancho, can commit in this world, " that a to give himself is death without any good cause for it, man up to but only from melancholy." THE WILL OF DON QUIXOTE. " Don Quixote, " that death advances fast upon me let us then be serious, and bring me a confessor, and a notary for a man in my state must to draw up my will feel, I good said sirs," ; : not is Let the notary be sent with his soul. trifle for, I my beseech you, while taking The my friend here, the priest, confession." having listened to priest, his dying friend's came out of the room, and told them the good Alonzo Quixano was near his end, confession, that and certainly vised them senses in his right to go in, as should be made. it These was full faithful squire, he therefore adtime that his will tidings gave a terrible stab to the overcharged hearts of the ing, ; two ladies and his whose eyes overflowed with weep- and whose bosoms had well-nigh burst with a thousand sighs and groans owned, as ; we have somewhere in the character of the capacity of Don for, indeed, it must be observed, that whether Alonzo Quixano the good, or Quixote de la in Alancha, the poor gentleman had always exhibited marks of a peaceable temper and agreeable demeanor, for which he WIT AND WISDOM 158 was beloved, not only by his own family, but also by all those who had the pleasure of his acquaintance. The of the company, wrote the preamble of the rest which will, in all notary entering the apartment with the Don Quixote disposed of the necessary Christian forms to the legacies, he said " Item : tain his soul in then proceeding : Whereas, Sancho Panza, whom, made my squire, has sum of money for my use madness, \ in his I in my hands a cer- and, as divers ac- ; counts, disbursements, and pecuniary transactions have passed between us, it is my will that he shall not be charged or brought to account for the said money any overplus, but, if there be ; deducted the payment of what I he has after owe him, the said which must be a mere trifle, shall be his own, and much good may it do him and as, duroverplus, : my ing disorder, I contributed to his being made would now, while I enjoy upon him, were it in my power, a whole kingdom, which he richly deserves governor of an island, my I perfect senses, confer for the innocency of his heart, and the fidelity of his service." Then turning to the disconsolate squire, give me, friend," said he, " for having " For- been the cause of thy appearing in the eye of the world a madman, own like myself; by drawing thee into my erroneous notions concerning the existence and adventures of knights-errant." OF DON QUIXOTE. " Gentlemen," ceed I fair and Don was said softly I : Quixote de Quixote, " Don us pro- let I ; ; And formerly styled, Alonzo Quixano the Good. may my repentance and 59 am now sane Mancha I am now, as was mad, la 1 sincerity restore Now esteem you once had for me. me to the the notary let proceed. " Item bequeath to Antonia Quixano, I : niece, here present, cies ; and the wages due to been in my all my payment of sonal, after the to first my estate, all my real my and per- debts and lega- be discharged shall be the housekeeper for the time she has service, and twenty ducats besides for a of mourning. suit " I appoint for my executors signor the priest and signor bachelor Sampson Carrasco, here present. " Item Quixano, shall It : my is also my will that, if Antonia niece, should be inclined to marry, it man who, upon the strictest found to know nothing of books be only with a inquiry, shall be of chivalry ; and, in case it appear that he quainted with such books, and that my is ac- niece, not- withstanding, will and doth marry him, then shall she forfeit ecutors all I may have bequeathed her, which my ex- dispose of in pious uses as they think proper. "And, my finally, I executors, that if beseech the said gentlemen, haply they should knowledge of the author of a come to the certain history dis- WIT AND WISDOM l60 c persed abroad, entitled Don Achievements of they will, in Quixote de Part of the Mancha,' that la my me to forgive The Second name, most earnestly entreat him for having been the innocent cause of his writing such a number of absurdities as that performance contains ; for I quit this life with some scruples of conscience arising from that consideration." The he was seized will being thus concluded, with a fainting-fit, and length in the bed so that ; himself at stretched all the alarmed, and ran to his assistance full company were : during three days which he lived after the will was signed and sealed, he frequently fainted, was victuals, the soul, and the whole family Nevertheless, the niece ate her in confusion. housekeeper drank to the repose of and even Sancho cherished for the prospect of succession either dispels or erates that affliction which an his his little carcass ; mod- heir ought to feel at the death of the testator. At ceived last all Don Quixote expired, after having re- sacraments, and, in the strongest the terms, pathetically enforced, expressed his abomi- nation against all observed, that in books of chivalry all ; and the notary the books of that kind which he had perused, he had never read of any knighterrant who died quietly in his bed, as a good Chris- Don who, amidst the tears and up the ghost, or The curate was other words, departed this life. tian, like Quixote lamentations of in all ; present, gave : OF DON QUIXOTE. no sooner l6l certified of his decease., make the notary to than he desired out a testimonial, declaring that Alonzo Qiiixano the Good, commonly called Don Quixote de la Mancha, had taken his departure from this life, and died of a natural death other author, different from Cid Hamet that ; no Benengeli, should falsely pretend to raise him from the dead, and write endless histories of his achievements. This was the end of that extraordinary gentle- man of La Mancha, whose was careful birthplace Cid to conceal, that all the Hamet towns and lages of that province might contend for the of having produced him, as did the seven Greece The for the glory of giving birth vil- honor cities of Homer. to lamentations of Sancho, the niece, and the housekeeper, are not here given, nor the new epi- tomb of the deceased knight, except following one, composed by Sampson Carrasco taphs on the the : Here lies Who never had a sense of fear So high He the valiant cavalier, his matchless courage rose, reckoned death among his vanquished Wrongs to redress, his sword he drew, And many a caitiff giant slew \ His days of In death life, though madness stained, his sober senses THE END. he regained. foes. . 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