Guillotine Sharpening Service! Do you see this guillotine? It's dull. How are you supposedto maintain a revolution if your guillotine doesn't work? With the help of our guillotine sharpening skills, you can behead more enemies of the people than even Maximilien Robespierre, and fuel the revolution more than Marat! All of this for the price of 2 loaves of bread! Guillotine Sharpening Service; Let the good times roll! Guillotine Sharpening Service, Let The Good Times Roll. Local Frenchmen Takes Over Europe The local Frenchmen known as Napoleon Bonaparte was a French military leader that thought it would be a good idea to attack Europe to try and weaken his enemies. He first started by gathering a large army and started marching straight into his enemies, This guy was crazy. He didn’t care about his people or how many men he lost. He then had the audacity to put friends and family on Europe’s throne. But that’s not all, not only did he put friends/family on the throne now he is also forcing people into that land whether they wanted to go or not. This guy is outrageous who in the right mind would want to watch him take over our land, we need to do something. We the people need to stop thinking about now and we need to start thinking about our future of Napoleon as a leader. Do we really want that? Now lets rebel against this guy and get him out of here. TIRED OF THOSE TYRANNICAL BRITISH BASTARDS TAKING YOUR MONEY? Join us, the SONS OF LIBERTY! For too long have we dealt with taxation without representation. We need good men like YOU, YES YOU, to fight for FREEDOM, LIBERTY, and HAPPINESS! THE PEOPLE’S NOT-ENEMY Death, The Boston Tea Party, And Taxes December 16, 1773, Revolution! Some members from the colony have had enough with Britains foul taxes and have taken action. As of last night Britain's newest shipment of tea has been dumped in the harbor by some of our fellow colonists as an act of revolt against the unfair taxes! Now join us fellow colonists as we fight Britain and their taxation without representation! Outraged French Citizens Storm Bastille for Gunpowder The storming of the Bastille. This event is the first violent event of the French Revolution and most likely won’t be the last. Yesterday French citizens raided the Bastille. They killed the guards and took gunpowder. After this they destroyed the Bastille. The reason for this attack was the rumors of King Louis XVI sending royal troops to occupy all of France. The people feared for their lives so they decided to take arms. The only thing they were missing was gunpowder, and the new exactly where to get it. The commander of the Bastille decided to ask if he surrendered the Bastille that he and his soldiers could leave. The people replied “No surrender! Lower the bridge!” He lowered the bridge and the people raided the Bastille.
