O Nce upon a time, in a far far far… …far away forest… …there was a girl on a red scooter called Little Red Driving Hood… …listening to her new Red riPod… …she was driving peacefully when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf appeared on his tricycle… …When their eyes met through their helmets… …they both stopped in a clearing… “My fair lady, I have been fascinated by the softness, the grace, the lightness, the beauty…” “…of your hood!...” “Where did you buy it? At what price? Tell me everything!!”, exclaimed the wolf… “Yo man! I got it from my gran for christmas…give me your mobile num and I’ll sms you the details…” said Little RDH (Red Driving Hood in case anyone wonders)… “Oh misery! I can’t wait for that fine moment, when thee shall take your advance technology, and I shall receive thou letter…” “You still haven’t given me your mobile number BBW!!...” said RDH. “I beg your pardon, BBW??...” enquired the wolf. “ Yeah Big Bad Wolf! Isn’t that your name?...” continued RDH. “For your enlightment, my name is Sir William Richard Albert Crunnings the 3rd, 16th wolf of Surrey forest, son of Sir Wilhem Charles Robert George the 5th, 10th wolf of Edinburgh forest, knighted by queen Gertrude of Cantebury herself!, and errr…yes, my address: so it shall be the 14671217628410299 without forgetting the +230…” Little RDH, who had been fidgeting with her Red riPod as her favorite song had just ended had not been listening to the wolf, she suddenly looked up and exclaimed: “Sorry man! Wasn’t listening! Anyways, I’ve got to get rollin’! My gran’s waiting for me, shes the DJ tonight and I’ve got all her cds! See ya!” The wolf watched speechlessly as Little RDH jumps on her scooter and kicks up the gears off to DJ gran’s house!.. The wolf thought to himself: “I desperately need the fair touch of the silk of that hood on my fluffy ears!! I shall follow this fair lady even if it is to the end…” “…of the forest!!...” Following the story of the Little Red Riding Hood, the wolf arrives first at the grans’ house, God knows how he made it there first in our story but we shall not ponder on a wolf’s way of driving… When he arrived, the wolf took fifteen minutes to find a good parking as all the good ones were taken, he got inside the party easily as the bouncers were his cousins!!!...As it was the Little Red Driving Hoods’ gran’s party, they were sponsored by Red Bull!… When he got in, the wolf saw that they were giving blue hoods exactly like RDH’s one free to every guess that came before RDH herself, therefore the wolf got his hood for himself and his fluffy ears lived happily ever after… The end! Hope you enjoyed, see you next time for ‘Sir Wilhem the Wolf, Ze come back!!’
