Dinosaur Land
Parts(2):
MEAT EATER
PLANT EATER
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MEAT EATER:
(LOOKING AT PLANT EATER) IS THAT ALL YOU EVER EAT?
PLANT EATER:
WHY NOT? I HAPPEN TO LIKE PLANTS.
MEAT EATER:
YOU'LL NEVER GROW UP TO BE BIG AND STRONG LIKE ME!
PLANT EATER:
AT LEAST I DON'T GO AROUND EATING POOR HELPLESS LITTLE ANIMALS.
MEAT EATER:
YOU WOULD, TOO, IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A SISSY!
PLANT EATER:
A SISSY! WATCH IT, BUSTER,
MEAT EATER:
YOU PLANT EATERS RUIN THE COUNTRYSIDE.
PLANT EATER:
AT LEAST PLANTS GROW BACK. ANIMALS NEVER DO!
MEAT EATER:
WELL I HAVE TO EAT, DON'T 1?
PLANT EATER:
I SUPPOSE. BUT SO DO I. SO STOP PESTERING ME. BESIDES, I'M ON A DIET THIS
MONTH.
MEAT EATER:
YOU SHOULD BE! (LOOKIN6 UPWARDS) LOOK HOW B1G YOU'VE G0TTEN.
PLANT EATER:
LOOK WHO'S TALKING. I MAY BE TALLER, BUT YOU'RE CERTAINLY B1GGER AROUND
THE MIDDLE.
MEAT EATER:
LUCKY FOR YOU I DON'T LIKE PLANT EATING ANIMALS.
PLANT EATER:
OH, YEAH? AND LUCKY FOR YOU YOU'RE NOT A PLANT.
MEAT EATER:
OH, YEAH? (PUFFS OUT CHEST AND STRUTS)
PLANT EATER:
YEAH! (ALSO PUFFS OUT CHEST)
MEAT EATER:
ONE OF THESE DAYS . . . (RAISES FIST)
PLANT EATER:
ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU WON'T BE AROUND ANY MORE!
MEAT EATER:
WELL, IF I GO, YOU GO TOO!
OR l'LL THROW THIS TREE AT YOU!