AG’S 5TH ANNIVERSARY! MC TRACHIOTOMY’S EUROPEAN INVASION, PT. 2 BALLZACK LETS ODOMS “ATOM” PEEKERS DOES YOUR BAND SUCK? 8 www.antigravitymagazine.com free! PHOTO BY MANTARAY PHOTOGRAPHY STAFF PUBLISHER/EDITOR IN CHIEF: Leo McGovern leo@antigravitymagazine.com ASSOCIATE EDITOR: Dan Fox fox@antigravitymagazine.com CONTRIBUTING WRITERS: Musa Alves musaalves@gmail.com Emily Elhaj elhaajj@gmail.com Erin Hall erinhall@antigravitymagazine.com Nancy Kang, M.D. nancy@antigravitymagazine.com Dan Mitchell danmitchell@antigravitymagazine.com Mike Rodgers mike@antigravitymagazine.com Brett Schwaner brett@antigravitymagazine.com JW Spitalny jw@antigravitymagazine.com Mallory Whitfield mallory@antigravitymagazine.com Derek Zimmer derek@antigravitymagazine.com AD SALES: ads@antigravitymagazine.com 504-881-7508 Cover Art by Gabe Flores (inkwellpress@gmail.com) We like stuff! Send it to: 4145 Iberville St. New Orleans, La. 70119 Have listings? Send them to: events@antigravity magazine.com FEATURES: ANTI-News_page 6 Some of the news that’s fit to print. MC Odoms_page 14 It’s the West Bank invasion! The Peekers_page 16 Dan Mitchell has a sweet sit-down dinner. Tyson Gets punched out_page 20 Your Band Sucks_page 17 Consider Dan Fox’s gauntlet thrown. MC Trachiotomy_page 18 It’s the European invasion, Part II! COLUMNS: Guidance Counseling_page 10 Robb Roemershauser dishes advice. The Goods_page 11 Rock out to some Metal. Dr. Feelgood_page 12 Got that smoker’s cough? Slingshots, Anyone?_page 13 Exactly how does one sneak into a show? Photo Review_page 24 The month in photos. J Yuenger’s Crossword_page 30 ANTIGRAVITY is a publication of ANTIGRAVITY, INC. RESOURCES: Homepage: antigravitymagazine.com Twitter: twitter.com/antigravitymag MySpace: Can J stump you?. REVIEWS (pg. 20): Albums by Blank Dogs, Camera Obscura, Conor Oberst and The Mystic Valley Band, Dan Deacon, The Decemberists, Peaches, Serge Gainsbourg, Super Furry Animals, Wilco, The novel Pygmy... EVENTS (pg. 22) May listings for the NOLA area... myspace.com/antigravitymagazine COMICS (pg. 26): Qomix, How To Be Happy, K Chronicles, Firesquito. 4_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative ANTI-NEWS ANTIGRAVITY TURNS 5, SAYS THANKS AND CELEBRATES A NEW OFFICE T hat’s right, folks, for the first time since the fateful summer of 2005 this magazine will have a brick-and-mortar base of operations. It won’t officially happen for another couple of months, but sometime before Fall you’ll be able to visit ANTIGRAVITY inside the new location of the soon-to-be-reopened Crescent City Comics at 4916 Freret St., between Napoleon and Jefferson. As any longtime reader of AG knows, we’re big on comics here, so you know we’ll be psyched to be based in a comics shop. Be on the lookout for events and a dose of whatnot to be going on as we get settled in. As you can tell from the cover of this issue, this month marks our fifth anniversary, and I can’t begin to tell you how mind-blowing it is to have gotten this far. Thanks goes to all of you who read this magazine, if we didn’t have you we’d be singing into the wind. Obvious in this economic time, major thanks goes to our advertisers, past and present. We have a few businesses who’ve had long, long runs with us, like Twisted Hair Salon, Metro Three, Louisiana Music Factory, Skully’z Recordz, Charitable Film Network, clubs like One Eyed Jacks, d.b.a., House of Blues, the Hi-Ho Lounge, so many I can’t list them all here, but we thank you guys and every other business that’s trusted us enough to support us monetarily. We don’t make a ton of money around the AG offices—we all still have our day jobs—but we make enough to keep this thing going and we appreciate every opportunity to write about what we love and get it out to the masses, and all our advertisers provide that. Not for the last time, Thanks. We’ve had plenty of talented and passionate writers and photographers contribute to this magazine over the years, none as important and as indispensable as Dan Fox. He’s been the real glue that’s held this thing together over the last few years, and I can’t thank him enough. I challenge you to find another person with the combination of knowledgeable and passion for New Orleans music that Dan has. Brett Schwaner’s someone who’s been with AG for a relatively short time but who’s proven to be a go-to-guy nonetheless. Dan Mitchell’s a rising star, as evidenced by this month’s piece on The Peekers. Mike Rodgers is someone our reviews section might not exist without. Many contributors, all worth reading, and we thank them all for working hard for sometimes (okay, mostly) little remuneration. Thanks also goes to my family and my wife Michelle for continually putting up with a publisher’s life of deadlines and stress. Many thanks, as we always mention this time of year, to the two guys this publication might not exist without, Noah Bonaparte Pais and Patrick Strange. Two guys that couldn’t deserve greener pastures more. So we continue on much as we have for the past five years, writing and publishing every month, and we hope you’ll continue on with us. Thanks again, and we’ll make sure you know when the office party is. —Leo McGovern 6_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative DEAD SOULS: D.O.A. S hoveling the dirt on Dead Souls after only two issues may be a bit hasty, but the recently-released historicallyinspired gothic vampire comic book series by New Orleans scribe Kurt Amacker and artist Louis Manna does, unfortunately, have one messy foot in the grave from the start. Dead Souls is a modern interpretation of real life “vampires” Vlad Dracula and Elizabeth Bathory (pretentiously spelled “Erzsebet Bathory” throughout this ho-hum exercise). In a convoluted turn of events, Vlad and Liz find themselves in modern day New Orleans, stalking the streets, skulking around dark back alleys, and being pursued by the authorities and lots of guys in similarly drawn business suits. What goes on between the covers is mostly irrelevant amidst a mish-mash of inconsistent artwork and pools of heavy dialogue. There are a few fistfights and clenched jaws thrown in for good measure, some bare-chested Russians, and a scene in which Dracula smites his enemy with a handgun (Really?). Oh, and it’s completely humorless as well. Sad clown. The bottom line with books like Dead Souls is that too much of what’s inside fails to break the mold. The comic book industry has experienced a glut of sub-par, similar-looking, independently produced vampire comic books since the mid-1990s, and Dead Souls does little to separate itself from the pack. Dracula twists at his mustache menacingly and Erzsebet Bathory walks around in a tank top for most of the story. I also feel this need to provide fair warning: this book oozes “goth” from page 1. If you somehow make your way to the ending, there’s a delightful advertisement for something called a “Romanti-Goth Coloring Book.” There’s also an additional interview with someone named Tony Thorne wedged into the back of Dead Souls #2, which reads slightly better than the interview with Cradle of Filth singer dude Dani Filth, which was wedged into the back of issue #1. Bottom line: If you‘re looking for a fresh take on Dracula‘s mythology, check out Dynamite Comics’ current series, The Complete Dracula, which runs through September, or dig up some collections of 1970s classics like Eerie and Tomb of Dracula. They‘re all pulp and no pretense, guaranteed. —Brett Schwaner Dead Souls #2 is available now at comic shops in New Orleans. For more info, go to seraphemera.org. ANTI-NEWS LEARNING THE GEOGRAPHY OF ROBOTS T he debut volume of Darin Acosta’s Geography of Robots is a fictitious re-imagining of southern Louisiana in a grim, post-industrial future. While this homegrown cautionary tale of organic communalism versus corporate greed shows flickers of potential, Geography of Robots reads more like an unrefined rough draft than a polished narrative about anti-corporatism and human perseverance. The premise of Geography of Robots goes something like this: In the not-too-distant-future, most of southeast Louisiana has fallen into a state of post-industrial decay. North of Lake Pontchartrain lies a rural housing co-op populated by squatters whose land stands in the way of a shady government project that eventually involves robots. The story takes place in towns like Metairie, Norco, and St. Tammany, which would typically be a welcome change of pace (from, say, the French Quarter) except for the fact that Acosta assigns very little character to any of these places in his work. From page one, descriptions of hotels in Metairie, highways in Mandeville, ferries to Algiers, and buildings in the CBD are given little to no attention to detail, other than passing references to pine trees and specific highway numbers. If Geography of Robots were a minimalist work, I could forgive the fleeting characterizations of Norco, but the story alternately slogs and bounds its way through a quagmire of uneven pacing. There are also pervasive issues with the story’s use of language from the get-go. Acosta paints a dry portrait of his cast of characters and their surroundings, offering unevenly-dispersed bits of descriptive information which neither excites nor inspires the reader, often leading one to wonder if Acosta himself was bored with the story as he put it to paper. In either case, the end result is a tepid tone which leaves the reader feeling blasé and indifferent. There are also points in Geography wherein I felt that I was reading a serialized adaptation of a sullen, humorless leftist pamphlet instead of a socially-relevant work of science fiction. There’s nothing particularly novel about underdeveloped characters coming into conflict with stockpile nameless/faceless corporations. After giving Geography of Robots two re-reads, it still feels like I’ve read a half-finished piece of literature. With some editorial insight and a couple of re-writes, Geography of Robots could be developed into an engaging piece of fiction. As it stands now, the story comes across as a hollow collection of disorganized ultra-leftist fantasy. —Brett Schwaner MICK BARR: THE WRECKING CREW M ick Barr, of Ocrilim, Octis and Orthrelm, is a superhuman one-man wrecking crew on the guitar. Shred Earthship indeed, his style, akin to no other on the scene right now, pulverizes just as it entrances. Based on lightning quick minimalist repetition, his piercing lines fall nothing short of Zeusian in their technicality, which in turn creates an overall nerve-racking brain-melt of a listen, the likes of which no other guitarist this side of his opposing Sunn O))) has proven capable of accomplishing in recent years. Krallice, his most recent full band venture, released arguably (not really) the best black metal album of the year in 2008 and are now set to open the stage for the Washingtonian Wolves in the Throne Room, who are touring in support of their own most recent scorcher Black Cascade. Just as “solar winds breed laceration,” might I be present to help “assemble the sacrifice and drip the offering through the cracks in the earth.” Fuck, this show is going to be one to remember. —Dan Mitchell 7 antigravitymagazine.com_ ANTI-NEWS FACE FIRST, BLACKBELT & LEFTOVER CRACK HIGHLIGHT NOLA’S JUNE LINEUP Face First + Fat Stupid Ugly People + Grits Picnic + more Sunday 6/14, 1pm-8pm @ The Balcony Music Club Black Belt + Meadow Flow + Neck Beard Friday 6/19, 10pm @ The Banks Street Bar The Balcony Music Club hosts an afternoon-long mini-festival on Sunday, June 14th, starring the likes of Face First, Fat Stupid Ugly People, and a whole slew of others guaranteed to make your eyes pop out of their sockets and disintegrate to smoldering ash. Face First plays thrash/hardcore like your grandma did back in the 1980s, when she was rocking the fuck out to Black Flag and Poison Idea. Fat Stupid Ugly People are a bunch of hardcore goons who will smash your face and then maybe take you out for a nice gelato. Upstanding gents, all around. This show, which begins in the early afternoon and goes until the cows come home, will likely be one of the more horrific events of your summer. Bring suntan lotion and a folding chair (and maybe an inflatable palm tree). —Brett Schwaner If you haven’t had a chance to check out Black Belt yet (and shame on you if you haven’t, especially after we featured them on our cover a few months back), this is your chance, friend. Black Belt will be headlining a free performance at Mid-City’s finest music venue, the Banks Street Bar, with a little help from their instrumental friends in Meadow Flow and Neck Beard. —Brett Schwaner Leftover Crack + The Casualties Sunday 6/21 @ The Dragon’s Den myspace.com/leftovercrackofficial Leftover Crack and The Casualties are two bands who have a somewhat spotty record of playing (or not playing) shows in New Orleans. A scheduled Casualties show just outside of the French Quarter was smashed by the state in late 2003, thanks to the polite and courteous intervention of the N.O.P.D. A year later, Leftover Crack canceled the remainder of their fall tour a night before their scheduled New Orleans tour stop due to the sudden death of their touring drummer. Both groups were formed in the 1990s, with Leftover Crack basically picking up the Satanic drunk/punk/ska theme of their predecessor, Choking Victim. The Casualties picked it up a few years earlier, inspired by the raw, early sound of groups like Discharge and The Exploited. The Casualties last released the full length album Under Attack in 2006. Leftover Crack’s most recent release was a 2007 split with Citizen Fish. Opening bands TBA. —Brett Schwaner THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS: PAUL CAPORINO’S MOTO COMES HOME FOR MORE ABUSE N o wonder it’s been a while since Paul Caporino has visited his old stomping grounds of New Orleans: one of the last times he played here, it was to a bunch of skinheads who spent most of their time trying to tap a keg of beer outside of The Dixie Taverne (RIP). But Caporino is more likely to write a song about it then hold a grudge. As the man behind the long-running Masters of the Obvious (MOTO, for short), he has written hundreds of songs about the minutia of a shattered American existence. Anything is fair game, from cataloguing the various times he’s puked to simply “Flicking you off with every finger on my hand,” a track from his most recent album, Raw Power. It’s almost as if Caporino is the last remaining Ramone, somehow separated at birth from the guys from Queens and left to wander between New Orleans and Chicago. Seeing as how the band, in some incarnation, has been around since 1981, the scenario is not all that improbable. —Dan Fox; Photo by Gary LoVerde MOTO plays The Circle bar on Tuesday, July 2nd with the Midnight Creeps. For more info on MOTO, go to myspace.com/moto. 8_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative JOIN US FOR OUR 5TH ANNIVERSARY PARTY AT 6PM ON THURSDAY, JUNE 18TH @ TWISTED HAIR SALON (4824 PRYTANIA)! WE’LL BE CELEBRATING OUR BIRTHDAY ALONGSIDE TWISTED AND THE NEW ORLEANS CRAFT MAFIA! COLUMNS ADVICE GUIDANCE COUNSELING this month’s trusted advisors: robb roemershauser IN THE FUTURE, IT’S JUST YOU AND ROBB I t ain’t a show if Robb Roemershauser isn’t there. A longtime staple of the punk and hardcore scene in New Orleans, Robb is a champion of the Aboveground Zine Library at the Iron Rail infoshop and the editor and publisher of the long-running-til-killed-by-Katrina Quickdummies fanzine. Globetrotter and friend to the stars (we hear he parties with Sebastian Bach whenever he breezes through town), Robb is the perfect person to counsel this month’s band of brooders. (He also competes with fellow punqster Eric Martinez for most inventive use of spelling and grammar. It’s how we’ll all be writing in the future, so who are we to edit it?) Dear AG, I think my girlfriend gave me genital herpes. I just had a disgusting red thing pop up on my penis and I can’t think of another way I’d have gotten it. It’s been years since I’ve been with anybody else, and I think everything’s going okay with my girl—I don’t want to seem like I’m accusing her of anything, but what do I do? Okay, then what can I do to help you out with that? If you want the herpes to be remove? Try getting your lovely girlfriend to suck up the herpes from a straw, instead of your hallow semenless hideous looking penis. I have never tried it before, since I don’t have genital herpes/ warts. Scientifically I don’t know of any medical research to back up this claim. It never hurts to try and YOU might be the first to eradicate genital herpes by trying this alternative medical method. I am assuming you are seeking out personal revenge from making this a public issue about your cock and her maybe thinking your not the love of her life anymore. If I ever got genital herpes then I would rip my scrotum off my crouch and hid in a cave in ashamed from what I got, like an incurable plague. You are a dumb bollock and to avoid it all together then you should have worn a vegan condom you cheap soul. I hope that little excitement in your life was worth it? Suggestion reading. Somebody last week, just gave me copy of a book he put out that would help rid yourself of the misery and the worthless dick you now have. Max Tilmann: Já não há maçãs no paraíso. Stroke this, you dick! Dear AG, Do people really write in with these questions or do you just make them up yourselves? I don’t know and could hardly care. Do you care to know the truth? Mother earth has more things to worry about, then if somebody wrote in these questions then a reader. Antigravity has readers, then that’s flashing news to me. Whoever wrote in with these questions are to damn lazy to spell out Antigravity, since it’s one single word and not two words. Dear AG, I’ve got a neighbor who won’t shut the hell up about Katrina. Every time I see this guy (at least three or four times per week) he somehow crowbars “how bad” he’s had it since the hurricane—and we didn’t even flood in our neighborhood. It’s not like I’m hanging out with the guy, I just happen into him while walking to my car or carrying in groceries. How can I tell him I plain of’ sick of rehashing the past? Those who controls the past, controls the future. The best complaint you have is that? You want me to tell you some fuzzy happy uplifting inspiring story to get your bell ringing about how New Orleans hasn’t turn into a utopia since Katrina, impart of the contribution of Brandy Darby? I am more enrage by the fact that the national mailing address for ACORN is 1024 Elysian Fields and it’s obvious looks like a war torn zone there. Millions upon millions of dollars goes through that building and hardly none of it is being use to rebuild New Orleans or other cities housing problems. Looks like a pyramid scheme to me like capitalism is. The neighborhood suffers while thefts prosper among the weak. I am far from being a supporter of ACORN as they might do some amazing work that my uneducated self is unaware of. My mind-set last month was at a protest trying to shutdown the missel release factory in Brighton, while wearing blood red. Remember after Katrina it look like missel’s were drop on the city? If you lived in New Orleans, 4 years ago? You want to hear my story, if you care to know it? I used to have 3 bedrooms before Katrina and I still live in a no bedroom apartment this very day. Consider yourself lucky since you probably live in a house and probably aren’t suffering. Cry for me baby, cry louder, because no one can hear your complaints about something you should SHUT THE F*%$ UP, ABOUT IT! Take it Easy, Robb Roemershauser PS: I wouldn’t hangout with you if you were the last remaining soul on earth. 10_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative COLUMNS THE GOODS by miss malaprop FASHION mallory@antigravitymagazine.com METAL MAVEN L ocal jewelry designer Kami Galeana is relatively new to the jewelry trade, but the art of metalworking runs deep in her blood. A Houma native of mixed Cajun and Guatemalan descent, Kami was raised by parents who are, as she puts it, “hardcore metal workers.” (One is a machinist, and the other is a welder.) After high school, Kami moved to New Orleans to attend University of New Orleans, where she’s studied as a candidate in the Master of Fine Arts program with a focus in painting and sculpture. Even though she has only been designing jewelry for the last few years, it seems an obvious and natural progression for her, as many of her pieces are bold and geometric with an air of industrial strength, while at the same time classic and feminine, combining pearls and gemstones with handcrafted metals. Kami notes, “The foundations in art making have helped to refine the rawness of metal working I received from my family.” I recently caught up with her to find out more about her background and inspirations. How did you get started as a designer? My specialty in college was painting, but I found that I needed a break every once in awhile from the tension of 2-D work, and would gravitate toward sculpture. Metalworking was part of that. Eventually I found myself devoting more and more energy into designing jewelry and thinking about ways to incorporate 2-D elements into that process. Generally speaking, I tend to enjoy a raw aesthetic with refined qualities. I am continually trying to adapt that idea into my work. What inspires your work? I am very inspired by art. Currently I’m being motivated by paintings by Francisco Goya and Caravaggio. I love the way they manipulated the use of light against a heavy play of shadows. That is partly the reason why my current series is called The Shadow Collection. How has living in south Louisiana influenced your work? Nearly every place you go in South Louisiana can become a source of inspiration. It has certainly shaped some of my ideas, especially the pieces in my Shadow Collection. I guess there’s something of the outlaw aesthetic tucked into the Deep South, especially within New Orleans. I certainly enjoy creating work that is rough around the edges but then transforms into something shiny, elegant and beautiful. Any favorite local artists or designers? I love Saturday farmer’s markets in the warehouse district. I also adore the fantastic art markets, like Freret Street and, of course, the Bywater. I have a few favorite jewelry designers, Gogo Borgerding is one of them and Maria Fomich is certainly another. Who are your favorite mainstream designers? I really love the boldness of Iradj Moini’s work. Stephen Dweck has some amazing one-ofa-kind pieces as well. I am also completely in love with Abrasha’s work. What are your fashion & beauty must-haves? A fashion must-have would certainly be a pair of fairly comfortable black three-to-four-inch heels. They can be worn with nearly everything and add the perfect amount of refinement and style. As for beauty, I definitely believe that a great tube of mascara does wonders. I happen to adore Fibre Rich Lash by M.A.C. What advice would you give to aspiring designers? Trust your instincts. If you feel that a piece doesn’t work, or that the look you were going for doesn’t quite fit the bill, don’t try to force yourself to like it. It’s easier to get behind and support work that you are passionate about than to try to sell a collection that you feel is not your best work. Your audience will pick up on a true enthusiasm and will be more willing to support you. Where can people find your work? My work can be found at my website, kgaleana.com. Some of the designs from my website and from Etsy (galeana.etsy.com) can be purchased at Magazine Metals (2036 Magazine Street). There are even a few pieces that are exclusively being sold at that location. In particular, a brand new line of copper cuffs. THE 3RD ANNUAL WORN AGAIN FASHION SHOW The 3rd annual Worn Again fashion show is right around the corner, and it’s not too late to get in on the recycled creativity. A little birdie told me that late applications are still being accepted, so if you want to participate as a designer, contact Elizabeth Underwood at recycle4thearts@gmail.com or go to myspace.com/wornagainfashionshow for more info. Don’t forget to mark your calendars and check out the main event on Saturday July 18th at The Howlin’ Wolf! 11 antigravitymagazine.com_ COLUMNS MEDICINE DR. FEELGOOD by nancy kang, m.d. nancy@antigravitymagazine.com BUTT OUT! W hat do Carl Wilson, Roger Miller, Nat King Cole, Duke Ellington and George Harrison have in common? I am sure you guessed it. These musicians all died of lung cancer related to cigarette smoking. LUNG CANCER Lung cancer is the number one cause of cancer deaths in both men and women in the U.S. and worldwide. The American Cancer Society estimates that 215,020 new cases of lung cancer in the U.S. will be diagnosed and 161,840 deaths due to lung cancer will occur each year. One out of every fourteen people in the U.S. will be diagnosed with lung cancer. Lung cancer has surpassed breast cancer as the leading cause of cancer death in women. 90% of lung cancers arise as a result of tobacco use. The risk of lung cancer increases with the number of cigarettes smoked over time. Doctors refer to this risk in terms of pack-years of smoking history (the number of packs of cigarettes smoked per day multiplied by the number of years smoked). For example, a person who has smoked two packs of cigarettes per day for ten years has a twentypack-year smoking history. Passive smoking, also known as second hand smoke, is the inhalation of tobacco smoke from others. It is also a risk factor for the development of lung cancer. Nonsmokers who reside with a smoker have a 24% increase in risk for developing lung cancer when compared with other nonsmokers. 3,000 lung cancer deaths each year in the U.S. are attributable to second-hand smoke. Let’s review: Cigarette smoking is the principal risk factor for development of lung cancer. The general prognosis (outcome) of lung cancer is poor. The overall survival rate is about 15% at five years. Smoking cessation can prevent the development of lung cancer. I REALLY WANT TO QUIT! Let’s just state the obvious: smoking is bad! It gives you cancer. It makes you look older. It makes your teeth yellow. It makes your breath stink. It is expensive. It makes you more susceptible to viral and bacterial infections. It makes you get all kinds of smoking-related medical problems like heart attacks and emphysema. According to the American Heart Association, cigarette smoking is the most important preventable cause of premature death in the United States. It accounts for more than 440,000 of the more than 2.4 million annual deaths. Our fair state has a higher smoking rate than the national average. As smoking rates go down throughout the country, they are not dropping as rapidly here. In Louisiana, 22.5% of adults are smokers as compared to the national average of 19.3% Light 100’s, extra wides, standard Reds, or those cigs deceivingly billed as more American or more Spiritual: bad, bad, bad. But still we smoke. We smoke because cigarettes contain a highly addictive drug—nicotine. But quitting is possible. METHODS OF SMOKING CESSATION: 1. Cold turkey (no outside help). About 90% of people who try to quit smoking do it without other support—no therapy, nicotine patches or medicine. Although many people try to quit this way, it is not the most effective and successful method. Only about 10% of people who try to quit this way succeed on their first try. 2. Behavioral therapy. With behavioral therapy, a therapist helps you find the most effective way to quit. The therapist will help come up with ways to get through cravings and provide emotional support. 3. Nicotine replacement therapy. Nicotine gum, patches, inhalers and lozenges. This therapy works by giving you nicotine without you having to smoke. You are much more likely quit smoking if you use nicotine replacement therapy. 4. Medicine. Some drugs more commonly used for depression and anxiety such as Zyban (Wellbutrin) have been shown to help people quit smoking. These are available by prescription only. 5. Combination treatments. Using a combination of treatment methods can increase your chances of quitting. For example, nicotine patch combined with prescription medicine, or behavior therapy and nicotine gum. Support of friends, family and co-workers has also been shown to help. 6. Lasers? Laser treatments have been advertised around town as the easy miracle cure to get you to quit. But if it sounds too easy to be true, it probably is. Lasers have not been proved to help you stop smoking any more than a placebo. I advise that you don’t waste your time or money. Rules for Quitting Smoking 1. Know your triggers and avoid them. Stay away from situations that normally make you feel like smoking, such as bars. Avoid these triggers especially during the first three months. This is when you are most likely to relapse. 2. The first few days are the hardest. You will probably feel irritable, depressed, slow and tired. Once you get past those first days, you will begin to feel normal (but still have cravings). 3. Don’t give in to your cravings. Each day you can avoid cigarettes your chances of quitting successfully go up. 4. Start a new pastime with friends who don’t smoke. This can increase your chances of quitting smoking. If you try to stop smoking and can’t manage to keep clean, try again. Studies show that it takes most people several attempts before they quit for good. Happy Smoke-free summer. Let’s hang out at Café Rose Nicaud and drink chai and chew nicotine gum. Let’s start a Jenga club. Let’s go to Jazzland and play “Hide the Nicotine Patch.” Let’s chop off our little fingers if we ever smoke again. Next month: Eyelash Farming and other medical beauty enhancements! 12_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative COLUMNS LOCAL MUSIC SLINGSHOTS, ANYONE? by derek zimmer derek@antigravitymagazine.com ANARCHY IN THE V.I.P. “O ne Eyed Jacks? On Lundi Gras?!” those I’d let in on my scheme exclaimed. “You won’t get in!” My plan—showing up outside the venue with a bundle of literature expecting to get in for free—did seem a bit shaky. But then again, the insistence of naysayers was something I hardly paid much heed to—in the short list of things to which I actually paid anything. And honestly, could Andrew WK play a show in the rotten core of New Orleans, in the midst of Mardi Gras—the cancer itself— without me trying to gatecrash it?! Earlier that day my rockabilly band The Straight Shooters opened for Ghost Mice at none other than the Iron Rail Book Collective, the establishment to which I have sacrificed my soul and must wander restless many a night on the store’s punk rock graveyard shift. I’d stressed about playing to such a large number of people, yet considering the Plan-ItX duo was on the bill, the turnout of kids didn’t rank as high as expected. Not as many, at least, by the precedent Kimya Dawson set here a year ago: a mound of bodies piled in every crevice of the ARK, holding hands and swooning to sweet acoustic songs in the spring twilight. During our set I spoke about my experience at the Krewe of Eris parade the night before. A hundred-plus costumed guttersnipes had taken to the street on Press and led their annual un-permitted parade all the way through the Bywater (stopping for an interim, of course, at the local bar) and into the Quarter. Tate, Renee and I followed the throngs of freaks and bikecart floats for what seemed like miles all the way to Jackson Square, where NOPD finally greeted and redirected us. After they’d herded us off Decatur, the police, as usual, grew violent and began attacking individuals. Although a few of our numbers went so far as to challenge the legions of the State, with one brave soul pummeling a squad car windshield with a skateboard and another standing in front of an advancing cop car in the street, the cops were met with little resistance. I shared with the audience at the show the next evening my disappointment at the squandered opportunity of not taking our disorderly celebration a step further and challenging our oppressors, choosing instead to dissolve into the decadence of Mardi Gras. What’s going to make these New Orleans derelicts finally fight back? Should we, as the imbecilic straightedge kids tell us, “bring back prohibition?” Institute harsh vagrancy laws for busking on street corners? Ban the tall bikes? Gentrify the squats? Let me state here I am all for these extreme measures—anything to bring about the long-awaited ethnic cleansing of the Crust population of New Orleans... I mean, make the city more “politically active.” Around nine that evening, long after Ghost Mice ceased their serenading and the punx pedaled into another weary night of carousing at The John, I loaded my basket with books from the Rail and set out across the treacherous reaches chartered the night before at Eris— through the dense multitude of drunken pedestrians and motorists along Decatur. This is not the easiest of tasks, I assure you: riding my rickety bike equates in effort to just walking all the way to my destination but simply takes less time. It’s just plain dangerous, too! The day of the Ghost Mice show my brakes had gone out on Canal Street and, like Sandra Bullock in her ’90s hit film Speed, I’d had to swerve perilously through human roadblocks all the way down Rampart without halting! Lucky for me One Eyed Jacks wasn’t all that far, so if my plot was foiled it wouldn’t be too great a hassle. After all, there was no way I was paying. Nope. No way. Twenty dollars? I could see at least twelve punk bands for that much! Arriving at the club, I straightened up my distro and made sure my real important clipboard was perched in clear sight right on top. Seriously, never underestimate the persuasive power of a clipboard! The line for the show wound all the way to Bourbon Street, and multiple doormen stood vigilant over the patrons. Getting in would be tough. Timing would need to be just right and I would need to exude just the right amount of professionalism to offset the reality: of one ten-year-old boy walking off the raging streets on Lundi Gras into a bar show without paying the cover! I perked myself up, circumvented the line and bustled toward the entrance. The large man stamping hands seemed like a force not to be reckoned with, and as I sauntered on past him—my memory becomes hazy at this point—he looked down warily from his perch at me with my meager crate. And smiled. “Welcome back,” he said. What’s going on?! Maybe I’d totally misjudged this 18+ club, maybe One Eyed Jacks was on our side! For not only did I get into this exclusive concert event no questions asked, but once inside security even went so far as to accommodate me with a table and chair in my own corner! See if you get that with a purchased ticket! “If you need some more light, we can rig something up,” the helpful bouncer told me as I spread out my wares on the table in the corner. Golly. After so many nights fighting my way into House of Blues, finally I was getting the respect I deserved from the New Orleans bar scene! All for the sake of propagating my anarchist propaganda! This sort of arrangement was one I could surely get behind. Yes, a little more light on the left side, please. Right there. I’ll go ahead and take a spritzer while you’re at it... Once situated, a disgruntled drunk soon approached my VIP table: not often an ideal interaction, but in this context welcome nonetheless. “The Iron Rail?” he slurred. “That’s that building with all the fuckin’ rats runnin’ around?!” Uhhh...? If by “rats” you mean human street urchins... “Yeah,” he assured himself. “This is all that left-wing bullshit, huh?” We talked about the politics of the info shop and, in the end, he accepted a flyer and agreed to stop in sometime. Iron Rail—Salesmyn for the Rev’! Another character strolled up not too much later. He looked intently at the books on the table. Usually I try to cater my selection to the specific show. If hipster-weenies like Japanther are playing, for example, I might bring some Plan-It-X records, Found magazines, art books, generous amounts of cocaine, etc. Metal shows usually warrant some fanzines, black metal selections whose names I can’t read or pronounce, maybe an obscure collection of rocks. A ska show: some coloring books, a few simple crossword puzzles and any shiny objects. Gotta reel ‘em in, you know? The gentleman in front of me was struggling to show me something on his forearm. He went to great lengths tugging at his sleeve before realizing he needed to remove his jacket. He set down his beer on the table (a constant pet peeve of mine), pulled off the jacket and yanked the sleeve of his undershirt up to his elbow in order to display his armband with a circled “A” on it! “Wow, cool!” I said. “I’m all about anarchy!” he told me. Well, duh! I could totally tell, comrade, that you too wished to overthrow the patriarchal capitalist machine as soon as I saw your Anarchy ® sweatband! “I wanna buy some books but I don’t know if I have enough money. Let me see how much I have after I get some drinks!” Typical. Even tabling for a radical bookstore I must occasionally compromise some of my ideals. As anarchists intrinsically opposed to the notion of “selling things,” we too are forced into this arrangement, cornered into a cycle of marketing “revolutionary ideas” through consumer products. So, in this situation my volunteer standby would be, “Well, you could pick up our ‘Brew Yer Own Beer’ zine, only one dollar!” Or I could just forgo “customer” relations and deliver my succinct, derisive response: Stop drinking, you mindless slave! Well, the moment I’d waited all night for finally arrived: Andrew WK took the stage! He stormed out in his dirty white shirt/pants combo, with keyboard and full entourage. “This is my wife, Cherie!” he yelled, motioning to a lady in sweatpants rocking out next to him. The boozed up spectators went wild. My friend Emily, who in the ensuing chaos I didn’t realize was in attendance, told me later that she left the show distraught because a group of heybrah frat boys had punched and kicked her continuously throughout the set. Way to go, New Orleans! But like a ruler observing my minions from afar, I stood oblivious to the pain and suffering. From my high stool, I was Caesar and the showgoers my gladiators. I’m not usually one to stand at the back—being a little guy, I do prefer to go up front. But standing on my stool I was for the first time ever the tallest one in the room, and I soaked it all in. It was sort of like I was reviving the famous Stoop Night—except now I could make fun of the idiots from inside the club! Who’s the puppet master of New Orleans now, Funck?! That’s right—it’s me! Out with the old, in with the new. Just like another yearly order of Slingshot organizers. Eventually, when Andrew WK played the only two songs I knew, I was taken back to a simpler time in the suburbs of Chalmette, where—before I’d discovered DIY punk—my childhood friends and I shot home videos of ourselves setting off firecrackers in the palms of our hands and busting fluorescent light bulbs over each others’ heads! Nothing like a trip down memory lane... Andrew WK did not, it’s true, incite the masses to rise up and overthrow our masters, or lead an unauthorized march à la Zack de la Rocha from the venue to police headquarters. But just as with Krewe or Eris, I sensed the real potential of full-on insurrection tangible in the air—like the smoke choking me at every show at Saturn Bar. Or like the owner of Saturn Bar stopping the set and cursing out the crustlords at all of Matt Russel’s shows. And as I watched the showgoers neutralize their potential with alcohol and misdirect their rage on one other, I cultivated a silent hope that maybe, just maybe, we could subvert this and all events, switch our roles from spectators to active participants and, above all, party hard... TO THE STREETS! (In addition, Quintron & Miss Pussycat headlined this show. I watched one song but decided to split early so I could head back to the shop, re-shelve books, and make it home before 3am. I feel inclined, because this is sort of a show column, to plug the one this combo will be playing at the scummy Nowe Miasto warehouse on June 5th with Cave, C-Section 8, and house band Fisher Cat. It should start at 6pm and end before 10pm, so come early!) 13 antigravitymagazine.com_ FEATURE MUSIC KEEPIN’ UP WITH: MC ODOMS interview by ballzack intro by leo mcgovern F photos by nicole schmitt or another guy from the West Bank, MC Odoms is well-traveled in New Orleans entertainment circles. Between backing up fellow West Bank sensation Ballzack, providing the voice of the Internet’s preeminent puppet, Lil’ Doogie, and unleashing the recent video for “Keeping Up With The Jetsons” on the YouTubes of the world (with well over 8,000 hits and counting), one would think Odoms wouldn’t have time to balance a spreadsheet at his day job as an accountant, much less record an album, yet on June 6th at One Eyed Jacks he’s going to release his first full-length solo record, Let Me Atom. We use “solo” in the loosest sense, because where Odoms goes, Ballzack (and a DJ that just pushes a button) is sure to be too, and with that in mind we at ANTIGRAVITY decided to set up the ultimate West Bank tête-à-tête between the dynamic duo of Gretna, and here’s what they produced. 14_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative FEATURE MUSIC BALLZACK: Let Me Atom is your first album. Have you put out anything before? MC ODOMS: Nothing at all. This will be my first ever album release. The only other thing I ever made was a demo produced by Rami Sharkey in, like, 1999. Don’t ask him to let you hear it! Has the “Jetsons” video help spread the word on Odoms? Why, yes it has. It was easy to start promoting my album with a product that people could watch. So whenever I told anybody about the new album, I could just say, “Go watch the video at odomsyeah.com.” Yep, that was a plug. What kind of music did you listen to growing up? I had seven brothers and sisters, and they all listened to everything you can imagine in the ’80s. One day I would listen to Metallica, the next day Prince, then I would hear Ice-T, and then Sheena Easton the next day. I didn’t really get into anything until I heard “Where They At” by T.T. Tucker and DJ Irv. After that it was mainly New Orleans rap. I heard you worked with Ballzack on Let Me Atom. What did he contribute? Man, he was great to work with! I lived with him while I did most of the work on this album, and he’d be in his bedroom across the hall while I was working on a beat. I’d holla at him and he’d come over in his little boxer shorts and play something on the keyboard that would be perfect. He produced a good bit of the album, and even has a few verses on there. When did you embark on your career as a rapper? We would write our own bounce chants to “Bounce for the Juvenile” back around ’93-’94. That was the first writing I did. I really started in high school—I was in the John Ehret talent contest. Is Doogie on the album? Doogie was on sabbatical this entire semester and could not be reached. I think he was in the Phillipines working on the highly anticipated Doogie movie. Did you ever own Mr. Ivan, Drive By in a Hockey Mask? Yes, it was one of the early Cash Money releases, before The Hot Boys blew up. It was actually a really good album. It was probably the scariest-looking album cover I’ve ever seen—a dude in a convertible with a hockey mask and a gun. Give us one Sancho story. Oh, No. One day, I was hanging out with some friends and he came outside with a Michelob, a mug, and an egg. He cracked the raw egg in the mug, then poured the Michelob into it and downed the whole thing. He asked us if we knew what that did, then he said, “If you feel my leg, you’d feel my jammy got bigger.” I think I was thirteen at the time. The release show for Let Me Atom is on June 6th. You nervous and shit? Not nervous, just shit. Yeah, I’m nervous—it will be the first time I’m onstage by myself, besides when we’d have technical difficulties at the old Ballzack shows. I’ll be all right the night of the show, though, because of my training. I’ve been punching meat and running up and down the stairs at West Jeff Stadium. So, Mike Kennedy directed the video for “Keeping Up With The Jetsons.” What was it like working with that dude? Mike is a genius. Straight up. He knows how to get stuff done or he knows the people to get it done. He directed Lil Doogie’s “Lil One” and also Ballzack’s “Rainbow in Marrero.” After working with him on those, it was really easy to relax and trust everything he was doing. He’s efficient as the fuck, too—I think the whole “Jetsons” video took two days of actual filming. You like cats? Yes, I actually have three of the lil fur mouths right now. Omar, Doug, and Jeffrey. They are some cool cats. Do you feel like girlfriends inhibit the creative process? A little bit, because you don’t have the time you have when you are single. It’s all about give and take. You take time making music, or whatever other creative projects, then you give a little to let her know you’re still around. If you make her mad enough, then she’ll dump you, but then you’ll probably make the best album you could ever dream of. What you doing today? I’m day-jobbing it, trying to balance Excel spreadsheets and shit. You working on any new projects? Right now I am working on an EP that will come out later this year. I am also working with Ballzack on some new stuff that we’re going to sell on cassette only at Domino Record Shack. So, like ten days of the week I am recording somewhere. Either at J’s house, your house on the fourtrack, or just on the iPhone. You can spare us the gritty details, but what happened with your mom and Burt Reynolds? My mom dated Burt Reynolds while he was filming Deliverance in Atlanta. I’d like to think of it as a great love story, but I think they only had one date. It really makes me feel good because of how much I love Deliverance. Women would’ve gone crazy for Ned Beatty back then, but she got Burt. She must’ve been working with something. Tell the people about Sancho. Sancho is the nickname my dad gave himself. He would come home and tell the most ridiculous jokes ever heard and then yell, “In Mexico they call me Sancho!” before slamming the door. I finally asked him what that meant and he told me, “Sancho is Spanish for Jody, and Jody is the guy who visits your old lady when you go to work.” He let me hear really cool beat that fit this crazy chorus I couldn’t get out of my head, so we recorded the vocals for the song “Human is a Smart Thing.” It became a mega-hit in Argentina so we decided to work together a little more. He produced three songs on the album. Didn’t you tell me you tried doing something with another label when you were younger? Something kind of scary? Yeah, I wanted to rap and met some people I should not have been working with. I ended up on Valence and Magnolia a couple of times, at a studio where there was no running water and the only electricity in the house was in the studio. They told me to stay off the front porch because the block was too hot at that moment. Luckily, I found that I could be a rapper without relying on a local record label and never went back. Do you think people will hear an Odoms song and think it’s a Doogie song? Probably, since our voices aren’t that much different. I’m not nearly as brash or confident. Actually, Doogie says he doesn’t really like my album because it’s not hard enough. Remember when we evacuated for Katrina, and you said “Well, wherever I go there better be a river so I can live on the West Bank?” Isn’t that everybody’s dream? To live in a city with a nice river, and be on the west side of that river? We should a made a website called West Banksomewhere.com. You and I spend a lot of time glorifying the West Bank, but let’s talk about some shit we don’t like about it... It’s way too fucking busy now. My parents live on the West Bank and it takes me forty-five minutes to get to their house. There is nothing but strip malls filled with shitty clothing stores. Of course, you have a few gems here and there, but that only makes it worth visiting. I will never live there again. I’m just gonna come out and say it: “I don’t live there any more.” Call me a fucking poseur, I don’t care. When I’m not in France recording, I might pass through. I haven’t lived on the West Bank in a while, myself—I’m an Uptowner now. I guess this is our keep it real moment, huh? I heard you worked with J. Yuenger on this album as well? We worked with J on the Ballzack album Yeah Indeed and you, him, and me spent a lot of time chillin’ in the studio. Tell me about the influence the movie Baller Blocking had on us/you. I think we have watched it once a week ever since we bought it. There are certain words that we can’t even say around each other because it becomes an all out Baller Blocking quote fest. That movie turned me into a man, and I learned that you should never trust a cop named Curly Head. There aren’t any bounce-like songs on the album, but you got “dance dance you bitch.” I love that song. Talk ’bout... I love bounce music but i figured that we already satisfied our urge to make a bounce song. I also wanted to do something a little different with my album. I really wanted to make this an Odoms album, not one of Ballzack’s friend’s album. “Dance Dance” was a really fun song to make and very different than anything else on the album. It’s kind of like a mean dance song. What kinda songs they gonna play when they let the giraffes out? Serge Gainsbourg, some stuff with moogs, and the 8th Street Kidz greatest hits. You’re stranded on a desert island—Lisa Bustamante or Angela Hill? Lucy Bustamante, for sure! Angela Hill always looked like a bird to me. But I’m not hating, Angela—you do your bird thing! MC Odoms releases Let Me Atom on Friday, June 6th at One Eyed Jacks with One Man Machine, DJ Nate White and a cameo by Ballzack. For more info, go to odomsyeah.com. 15 antigravitymagazine.com_ FEATURE MUSIC FULL OF FRESH AIR IS THE PEEKERS by dan mitchell L photos by jaime heiges ife in the Air, released officially on March 24, 2009 by New Orleans’ own Park the Van Records, is the debut full-length album from the Shreveport six-piece known as The Peekers. Over the course of Life’s thirteen tracks, The Peekers reveal themselves to the listener unabashedly and openly, inviting all to partake in their world, where love, music and friendship might just be all you need. Life is a record whose often whimsical, peppermint-infused pop songs possess such earnest joy that one cannot help but be swept up in the air along with them. The true selling point of their sound is the range of styles and genres tackled and ultimately mastered; never resting on their laurels, The Peekers rarely even sound like the same band between tracks. But in their case, this is a good thing—the price to pay when you have six contributing, capable musicians/vocalists in one group. Opening with “Your Morning Toast,” a brief introduction to, among other things, vocalist John Martin’s Brian Wilson-esque delivery, to the rag-time call-and-response hoo-ha of “Close My Eyes,” up through the not-so-gently weeping guitar blues of “Meet You in Produce,” and into the signature-jumping sing-a-long one-two of “Canoe Trip” and “Sweet Potatoes,” it is Life in the Air’s unpredictability that keeps it interesting throughout. Michael Stephens, one of three main contributing songwriters in the band, along with John Martin and Brittany Maddox, handles lead and rhythm guitar duties along with John, while Aubre Bauer, who also pitches in on the songwriting, plays the glockenspiel and provides leading as well as backing vocals on the record. The final two members, Jordan West, a member of the first incarnation of the group when it was a three-piece, as well as Aaron Butler add in bass duties and drumming, respectively. Recently, ANTIGRAVITY had the opportunity to sit down with Michael and Aubre, one of the band’s two couples, at their friend Big Frank’s home in Mid-City to try to understand what went into the crafting of a disc so lush, diverse, exuberant and rewarding, and to see what the future may hold for such a young, talented group of musicians. Our conversation, over the course of a home-cooked meal, helped shed some light on the band, including the dawning days of the group, the relationship between band members—as it accounts greatly for their multifarious sound—their experience signing with Park the Van, playing SXSW, recording Life in the Air, and their plans for this summer and beyond. In understanding a group like The Peekers, it becomes necessary to learn a bit about their collective history, both personal and musical, because as their story unfolds so too does their music start to make sense. According to Michael, the roots of the band can be traced back to the early part of this decade in Shreveport. “Originally, John, Jordan and I were in a three-piece band for two or three years and we were called The Big Positive. I played drums, very badly— this kind of Ben Folds Five thing—and we played at this place called the Jack Rabbit Lounge.” This early haunt of the group “was where Aubre bartended” and where Michael and Aubre first met. Shortly after The Big Positive broke up, John and Brittany met at a show in Shreveport, where Park the Van band The Teeth were performing. Aubre describes the early days of John and Brittany’s relationship as “a cartoon-like fantasy” kind of romance. The duo would write songs together, essentially from “the second they met,” until one day, over at Michael’s parents house, John and Brittany shared some of their recently crafted tunes with Michael and Aubre. The deal was sealed; they started practicing just about every day; “playing around, just the four of us, just playing love songs.” While Jordan was away at college, John, Michael, Brittany and Aubre would play around town at open mic nights, rehearsing their growing repertoire of love songs until the bass player came back from school and rejoined them. “We played as a four-piece and then as a five-piece for a long time,” according to Michael. “Then we got this drummer, and as soon as Aaron got in the band we played for about three months—and then The Capitol Years came through.” Those few months in 2006 began a whirlwind of unexpected attention and opportunity, as The Capitol Years, another Park the Van band, and eventually the label itself fell for the charm and promise of The Peekers. “Shai from The Capitol Years called Chris Watson (of PTV) and said, ‘I’ve found your next band,’” Michael said, and “about two or three weeks before the show” The Peekers received a call inviting them to play at SXSW in March of 2007. They played at a small po-boy place in Austin, where they received an invitation to play at the Park the Van showcase later that night. After the show, The Peekers were asked to 16_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative join the label and were presented a deal that would keep them signed for one EP and two full-length albums. As they already had dozens of songs in their catalogue, The Peekers hit the studio and recorded their debut EP, Cheer 4. Then, later in 2007, Park the Van set up the band in Athens, Ohio, where they lived for a month while recording the record that would eventually be released as Life in the Air. Aubre describes Athens as “the best place to record an album,” said plainly, especially after Michael added that the town had “the cheapest booze [he’s] ever seen.” The band’s youthly enthusiasm comes through when Aubre says, “We drank a lot and had fun—that’s what you do when you’re recording, you know.” Their album was engineered and recorded by students at Ohio University’s music department, under the guidance of producer Prof. Eddie Asheworth. Eddie has worked with many bands over the years, including Sublime, Pennywise and Slightly Stoopid, and has recorded a number of bands at Ohio University as part of one of his audio engineering courses. The fact that the band left the mixing and producing up to Eddie and crew in Athens accounts, in large part, for the delayed release of Life in the Air. A worthwhile wait, because the album is simply gorgeous sonically— each and every listen revealing hidden or previously unnoticed textures and nuances. As far as what the future holds for The Peekers, Michael said that the group has well over a hundred songs ready to go, as well as different renditions of previously recorded tracks. “The thing with the last album was that it was all Pro Tools. Not to sound ungrateful, because we had a lot of fun doing it that way, but I want a grittier sound now. We’re trying to get more DIY, do it at home. We recorded about twenty songs originally and that was our demo. John lived in this house with about seven or eight couches, no beds, no water, no gas; the mic was hung from a nail in the ceiling; it was fun doing that. That’s what we want to do now, this summer.” Returning to their roots to create their new album seems like a logical step. After all, it must be a bit strange to have music as personal and sincere as theirs in others’ hands. Spending time with Aubre and Michael, two humble and thoughtful southerners from Northwest Louisiana, allowed a brief glimpse into the lives of one of the most exciting young groups of musicians to be released this year. At a time when so many groups have a vintage sound reminiscent of times past, The Peekers’ music is firmly post-modern—their sound recalls ’60s pop and mid-’90s indie rock, but their interpretation remains new and fresh all the while. Their music passes from heart to heart, their “words are like potatoes flying through the windows,” according to Aubre. The Peekers are one group you should not pass up as, no matter your taste or bias, these guys and gals are for real. The Peekers play the Marigny Theatre (2240 St. Claude Ave.) on Friday, June 12th with The High Strung and Generationals. For more info on The Peekers, go to myspace.com/thepeekers. FEATURE MUSIC YOUR BAND SUCKS. O by dan fox ne nice thing about contributing to ANTIGRAVITY is that my somewhat obscure and generic title of “Associate Editor” leaves the general public feeling free and comfortable to dish out their honest and heartfelt criticisms of this magazine to me when I have the occasion to hear it, say, for example, if I end up at The Saint one night, speaking with a very inebriated and free-wheeling Mike Jones. And the general theme I’m getting from all of this feedback (and Mike is not alone) is that AG doesn’t have enough teeth. We’ve acted as cheerleader for the New Orleans music scene and manned the front line of the culture, bringing you stories and interviews with all kinds of bands, performers and artists, a lot of whom we are providing the first glimpse of to you, an eager and hungry public. Well, five years into it, I must say that we are not getting the desired reaction and we only have ourselves to blame. Well, hold on a minute. Borrowing from Full Metal Jacket’s Sgt. Gunnery Hartman, I say this: we have failed because you have failed. New Orleans: you need to step your game up. We will continue to cover your band or whatever as it takes its first steps into this world, but the handholding will have to stop. Consider this the pepper on the tit. So, for all of you out there reading and to those of you who have spoken with me about your concerns and ideas and especially to those of you in the various bands and projects around town, I dedicate the following: Your band sucks. Your drummer sucks. Your guitarist is an asshole. The six people who come to see you suck. The way they stand there and smoke cigarettes while you play your crappy music sucks. The way YOU stand there, practically nodding off while you diddle your instrument sucks. The same tired venues you play suck and they all need to be hosed down, wall to wall. Your band name sucks. The mealy-mouthed, warmed-over tapioca indie pop you play sucks. The over-orchestrated, pretentious concept “songscapes” you’ve arranged suck. Your attempt at “legitimacy” or some kind of “career” in the “industry” sucks, and whatever facial hair you’ve sculpted to help that along sucks, too. Your drug problem sucks; you were barely tolerable enough as a sober human being but now you just need to be avoided. Your MySpace page sucks. The way you embed every shitty YouTube video of your band, making the page load forever, sucks. The way you post multiple bulletins about your one show sucks, and so do those text messages you keep sending. I’m sending you my overage bill. Your fliers suck and your abuse of Photoshop is embarrassing. Also, here’s an idea: why don’t you actually print some of those eyemurdering posters up, get up off your ass and go staple them up around town; you know, make people think you actually give a fuck. Your rap album sucks. It’s full of shitty beats and stuff that nobody could possibly care about. Why don’t you rap about something that matters for a change. Your “noise” side-project sucks and so does all of the wacky equipment you use. Stop fucking with all those pedals. You’re not blowing people’s minds, just yourself. Your metal band sucks. Sweaty dudes playing to sweaty dudes: way to go, bros. Your scream-o, hardcore whatever-the-fuck band sucks. What you try to pass off for punk rock sucks. Remember when punk rock shows were raucous and just a wee bit dangerous? Now it’s a bunch of graduate students and old people standing around looking bored and you all suck. Your dance parties suck and so do all of the shallow, annoying people it attracts. Your clique and all of the people who kiss your ass suck. The grudges you’ve been holding since high school and all of the ensuing drama sucks. Your record collection sucks. No one cares about whatever limited-edition picture vineyul you own. Your nostalgia for old bands sucks. They were never that good to begin with. Okay, some were, but the way you name-drop and posture, protecting the so-called integrity of the past while completely ignoring the present sucks. Worst of all, you’re wasting your talent, and that really sucks. You got lazy. Remember when you were young and hungry and wrote songs on someone else’s couch? Remember being too dumb to know any better and creating music that touched people because it was so honest and simple? Whatever you’re doing now is not that, and it sucks. Your shit-talking at the bar sucks. Get off the stool and go do half of what you just talked about. Stop dreaming in a smoke-filled black box, because the result sucks, and we end up having to write about it because it’s our mission to. C’mon New Orleans, give us something to work with. Because otherwise, we suck, and it sucks to suck. Happy Anniversary! 17 antigravitymagazine.com_ FEATURE MUSIC MC TRACHIOTOMY’S EUROPEAN INVASION, PART II story and photos by zack smith In the May issue of ANTIGRAVITY we ran the first part of photographer Zack Smith’s tour journal of the European tour of the 9th Ward’s MC Trachiotomy and his band, The Cone of Uncertainty. Here’s the second, which picks up after a show in Toulouse, France. LEAVING TOULOUSE Leaving Toulouse, the crew is a mixed bag. Some sleeping, some reading, but not as haggard as yesterday. We are driving through the French countryside on our way to one of Trachitomy’s friends’ home. Our window views are miles of rolling mustard fields just saturated by the rain and popping bright yellow and green. The fog sets low on the chilled land as the van snakes its slow way past dilapidated stone houses, concrete water towers, and crossing of the occasional chicken or rabbit. Trachiotomy met some folks fifteen years ago while living at The Silo, an old grain silo turned squat in Amsterdam. This visit was the first time they had seen each other since then. When told that our show in Paris was at another squat, it made me realize what kind of circuit we were on, and wonder how the hell anyone was making any money on this tour. Last night’s lightning round show in Toulouse was a squat, and I’m not sure how much they made there, since there was no one taking door money. What I later found out was nothing to write home about. I think everyone was still hurting from the late night in Bordeaux, where psychedelics ran rampant and one photographer ripped a stranger’s vintage Judas Priest shirt open just to do it, and his left foot is still hurting. So all were read to get out. But, man, it’s got to be grueling with the money situation. I can’t see any sense in renting a thousand-dollar Mercedes Van, backlining gear and paying ridiculous tolls from Amsterdam to Bordeaux and back while not making any money. You need to be twenty years old. Or in J. Poggi’s case, 43 and going out smiling. YOU CAN STAY HERE, BUT YOU CAN’T PLAY. It hasn’t stopped raining since Toulouse. We arrive in Paris at 8pm, greeted by a slow, cold, miserable drizzle. And the show is cancelled. The squat Sans Plomb called all the bands (except) Trachiotomy, and called off the show. Needless to say, Poggi is pissed. But even though they said they called, some bands showed up anyway. We ended up staying there in the cavernous squat, listening to an old MC Trachiotomy record, Rowdy Life, over and over again. It was great to get a sense of where Trach was so many years ago. The album was produced by Trach with 9th Ward electronic stalwart and friend, Mr. Quintron and D. Lefty Parker. The album shows hints of what we have here on tour, but the raw punk grooves found on our European foundation are replaced with haunting soprano wails, weird keyboard swashes and plenty of vocal manipulation. So all we could do was hang out and drink. Somehow Ratty or Adele would get lost and come back with the cheapest, best wine. I couldn’t find anything better after wandering into in Paris if I tried. At the only coffee shop I went into, the owners’ mentally handicapped son jokingly stole my wallet and threw an apple core at me as I left. There was another fight between a few members, this one involving spitting—and as we drank more and more it got even more interesting. As the night wore on, we drank more wine and wished we had something else...but there’s an eight-hour drive to Hamburg still left ahead of us, and it’s either drive tonight (for a total of eighteen hours in the van) or wait until tomorrow morning and hit the town tonight. It was a unanimous decision to stay at the flop that cancelled us and take rest on another filthy couch. LEAVING PARIS The van is silent. From the cancellation of last night’s show, which was cancelled for ridiculous and questionable reasons, to rising tempers with some of the crew, tensions are high. Maybe the eight hours to Hamburg will be just what everyone needs. I guarantee that if everyone was ten years younger, fists would have flown a long time ago, and we’d have lost someone. Already, we lost Sebastian (DJ Urine) to a much-needed visit to the hospital in Paris for a look at his foot. It looks as if someone took a bite out of it, but he’s not sure what it is, possibly a skin infection. I think I may get one of those if I don’t shower soon. I think we all might. It’s been since Bordeaux and my leg itches. The drive out of Paris is too foggy to see anything but the fast approaching skyline, as we race northwest towards Metz. I had a feeling this part of the tour would be just like this: driving all day, getting to the show at load-in, playing/partying, then waking up and repeating. That’s rock ’n’ roll for you: everyone sees the fortyfive minutes you’re on stage and dramatizes about “life on the road” and all you see and do. Except the only thing we are seeing from the van’s body odor and tobacco-caked windows is a wet landscape of the fading French countryside. We pass signs like Chateau de Chantilly and Abbay de Raymont, foret d’Hermenonville, and in the distance see spires of old cathedrals and ancient structures waiting to be explored. These old castles and churches are littered upon the rolling hills like you’d see Exxons or run down BPs along the US Interstate system. Praise the lord. The more and more I travel outside of the United States, I come to respect New Orleans, and both love and hate her more. Love her for her uniqueness and ability to let you create your life the way you want it in an old city, but hate her for being so damn reluctant to change. It’s the double-edged sword of our amazing city and our state. And in the end it’s not the city; it’s the ones in power positions. It’s the ones who shrug their shoulders and say “that’s just how it is” or “eh, it’s New Orleans” when talking about backwards politics, the prevalent “good ole boy” system still alive and well, and rampant racism and reverse racism that prevails. After a well-needed rest in the big bed, I awaken to blue German skies. The countryside is very similar to that of France, but here, with the occasional wind power generator, grazing fawn and lederhosen laden farmer. We stop at a gas station, and I realize that in France we could all put together a complete sentence and get what we need. In Germany, we don’t know a lick of the language. At least the weather is great. We are going to be staying in Hamburg for the next four days, and the duration of my stay. HAMBURG 88KM Trying not to give tonight’s club or promoters any ammunition to cancel the show, Trach is hauling ass in the monster Mercedes van trying to beat the clock to get to the club. Through narrow construction on two lane highways, and Guns ’N’ Rose’s “One in a Million” Blaring on the surround sound, we are coming within inches of cars that we could easily crush or run off the road. We’re already half an hour late with another hour to go, due in part to a GPS machine that keeps freezing up every few hours. Coming up on Hamburg, we begin to see a very industrial type of town, like Lake Charles but more spread out on the countryside. Hamburg has been described as a rough port town, maybe like what New Orleans was a hundred years ago. My last run in with a “rough” port town was Puerto Barrios, Guatemala. It was as if the booze and lowdown women had claimed many a sailor’s career, and they weren’t happy about the reality that was forced upon them. From the van I see what looks like now as the San Francisco skyline of Lucas-inspired AT-AT Walkers from Star Wars. Glorified container movers they are. We arrive at the HAFENKLANG right in the middle of port town Hamburg. There’s barbecue and beer outside, and we are welcomed with open arms and popping champagne, a far cry from last night’s hello/goodbye. It’s one of Trachiotomy’s good buddy’s birthday parties tonight, and to be honest, the reason why this tour could even happen. Tonight will be a special night. The marquis reads that SABOT, a local group, will open, followed by Ratty Scurvic’s Singularity. It’s a surprise to even Ratty. And although it’s a surprise, nothing less of a special occasion: he just put on pants. The crowd is mostly in black, some silver metal studs, but much of what you’d expect from a German port city metal club. 18_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative I struck up a conversation with the folks from CESTA, Hilary and Chris, which is the Cultural Exchange Station in Dabor, Czech Republic. Those two made music that sounds like The Jesus Lizard was a drum and bass duo. But the drummer was a woman. This was one of the best female drummer’s I’ve seen—she killed it. The place was slowly getting full as the night wore on, and from the vibe of the band, tonight was going to be a good show. Before Trach’s set, Wendy, aka Sub Zero Permafrost, a New Orleans transplant living in Hamburg, did about twenty minutes of emceeing and was the good New Orleans welcome abroad, just what the band needed to sink into their set. After Paris’ flop, Hamburg made up for it. The Cone of Uncertainty’s songs were loose but rocking, the band was tight and stretching songs as long as they needed to. We hadn’t seen Bisquit or Chris on stage since Bordeaux, and tonight they created the atmospherics that were missing from the Toulouse show. Even as a punk trio with Urine, Trach’s band can get it done, but without the psychadelic meanderings of Bisquit on turntables and Chris Capdeville on his circuit bent keys, the total package is not delivered. Ratty was given the closing slot this night. Ratty’s set was not his typical Singularity set, since there was no kick drum or modified snare, but he entertained nonetheless. He was pulling songs out of his hat, one after another for the next half-hour. His songs made you feel as if we were witnessing street theatre, or were in a tiny cabaret in France. And just as if the impromptu nature of street theatre crept into the Hafenklang, Ratty’s set was pulled by the soundman, who blared the house music after he cut the mic. I’ve never seen anyone jump from the stage so fast. Ratty took off towards the soundman and had some words. I’m not sure what was said, but that was it for his show. What I found out later was that the soundman had “crossed some wires” and the house music came on, and the club owner and soundman profusely apologized after the show. No harm. We packed up loosely and hit the town with out host Marge, and another guide who is known only as Sex Magic, to celebrate. For the next three days, we are without a show in Hamburg. We are staying in the Schanze section of St. Pauli. Marge, our gracious host, and her hostel are amazing. It’s like a dream. Marge has been squatting here for almost three years—but you would never call this a squat in derogatory terms. It’s not the huddledaround-the-oil barrel-fire-with-cutoff-gloves kind of squat. It’s a taken over apartment complex, reminding me of the projects in New Orleans—but a lot nicer. The outside common area is a maze of political graffiti and German slang. You walk down the small dirt road and it opens to a communal area where people are skating, playing ping-pong, and hanging out. These squats are common areas to a much larger system of a powerful, organized and political movement by the people. These squats are community driven and those that want to take charge, clean up an area and live in it—it’s there to do so. It goes without saying that even in the community-run squats in Hamburg, they have their fair share of politics. But it is manageable. FEATURE There are even riots. Every day around our Labor Day weekend, there are standoffs in the streets, as the squatters from the Schanze’s squatting districts band together and crowd the streets. Inevitably the cops come, windows are smashed and the cops are eventually driven back. In my three days in the Schanze, I saw four cops. And they walked together, very close, and didn’t interact at all. That’s how hands-off this area is. MUSIC These days are downtime for the band, and it’s well-needed. The last few days of driving is getting to Trachiotomy’s back and legs and it’s time for rest. We get a chance to catch up on some current happening in the MC Trachiotomy world, and not-so-far-off future of the music. Zack Smith is a frequent contributing photographer in ANTIGRAVITY and many other publications, as well as local band Rotary Downs’ drummer. For more info on Zack Smith, go to zacksmith.com, and for more on MC Trachiotomy, go to myspace.com/mctrachiotomy. See and hear the next part of the interview when the website of Humid Beings launches at humidbeings.com 19 antigravitymagazine.com_ REVIEWS BLANK DOGS UNDER AND UNDER (IN THE RED) O ver the past couple of years, Blank Dogs has exhibited moderateto-severe agoraphobia coupled with a need to ingest a steady diet of all things early-’80s post-punk. The result has been dozens of art-damaged, lo-fi songs released on a number of obscure labels, including the Dutch label 4:2:2:, and all running in very limited pressing of about 500 copies per release. Garnering hype in critical circles as much for his mystique as his musical output, Blank Dogs’ music is now available for the first time to a larger audience thanks to In The Red’s release of his new album, Under and Under. Beginning with the paranoid, slightly Skinny vibe of “No Compass” and never looking back, Blank Dogs weaves a modernday tale of life in the concrete, cluster-fuck jungle; insecurity, doubt and anger abound, with a slice of guilt thrown in just for good measure. A few tracks stand out more than others: the whirling halo of remorsefulness about “Slowing Down,” the stubborn restraint of “The New Things” and the “Tainted Love” of lead single “Set Fire To Your House” come to mind, but in all actuality, the album possesses no floaters. Rather, the tracks reinforce those prior while not comprising each individual song’s integrity and distinctiveness. What Blank Dogs achieves on Under and Under is acerbic in that his tones and damaged instruments spell out a confused utopia—calling a song “The New Things“ while playing out a Radiohead-circaOK Computer guitar line lends to the fact that he’s aware that all is recycled nowadays. But he has no shame in recycling, and nor should you. Compare to Deerhunter, in that this music will touch on past remembrances not yet had, evoking nostalgia for times idealistically transposed. Enjoy accordingly, and as always, “Death to the demoness Allegra Geller.” —Dan Mitchell CAMERA OBSCURA MY MAUDLIN CAREER (4AD) S cotland’s Camera Obscura, as lead by vocalist Tracyanne Campbell, slinks and saunters out of your speakers and into the atmosphere with a grace music lovers usually only hope to get in an album. Camera Obscura’s jump from the label Merge to their new home at 4AD shows no signs of a musical decline. The band is as innovative as ever, and Campbell’s vocals (not unlike Neko Case’s) are pristine and amazing. Vintage in feel, the vocals also lend themselves to keeping Camera Obscura’s brand of orchestral pop feel new. Chamber elements similar to fellow Scots Belle and Sebastian are accented by beautifully layered production, which is reminiscent of early Phil Spector soul recordings. From the introductory track “French Navy” to “Honey In The Sun,” My Maudlin Career represents the band in the highest light. Fans of their previous album, Let’s Get Out of This Country, or Peter Bjorn and John, or El Perro del Mar, will not be disappointed. —Emily Elhaj group, The Mystic Valley Band, a ragtag group of mostly Southern boys with a flair for good ole fashioned folk rock. Outer South brings that in spades while adding a little variety. With most members taking a turn or two singing lead, the result is an amalgam of hum-along ditties, powerful, driven rock and even some danceable synth pop. Of the “other” vocalists, drummer Jason Boesel shines the brightest, with his musky, deep vibrato and understated delivery. The themes Oberst has spent his career focusing on are still very much present, but this time handled in a far less obnoxiously emo, whiny way. The highlight of the album is, without a doubt, the politically charged anthem “Roosevelt Room,” in which Oberst blasts the government’s ineptitude. NOLA even gets a shout-out in the line “You want me to pay my taxes / So you can propagate your lie / While there are barefoot dudes down in New Orleans / Looking like they’re gonna die.” I don’t know about you, but I enjoy my political dissidence with a dash of rollicking organ. If you prefer folksy “Landlocked Blues” Oberst to “Lover I Don’t Have to Love” Oberst, this album is for you. —Erin Hall DAN DEACON BROMST (CARPARK) W ith the surprise success of Spiderman of the Rings, Dan Deacon’s notoriety has increased by leaps and bounds and as such the media narrative for him has also developed rapidly—idiot savant, a man-child musician making giddy elctropsychedelia. It’s nigh impossible to view his follow-up record, Bromst, as anything but a reaction to those labels. Darker, deeper and more complicated than Spiderman…, Bromst is an effort of pure joy without straying into the absurd. The record’s most obvious calling card is its restraint, something rejected outright on Spiderman…—tracks like opener “Build Voice” bubble and climb, percolating piano trills and analog hums gaining momentum until the song break into jubilant choruses. “Woof Woof” is centered on a constricting analog bassline and calliope melody, and its mixture of circus aesthetics and boom-bap beats comes off like battle rap for carnival clowns, a most fascinating combo. In spite of all that, the tracks do reside further down the register than his normal pitch (castrated munchkin) and the instrumentation, while still tweaked into warped approximations of real world sounds, still feels more organic. Digital bloops and bleeps are replaced with preprogrammed player pianos and distorted organs, drum machines loaded with natural kit hits and vocals that sound stretched, but not to cartoonish levels. Bromst shifts Dan Deacon’s modus operandi enough to put a fresh face on his style of electro-pop. Most pleasing is the album’s inclusion of real emotion, emotive depth where once there was only shallow, saccharine sweetness. The centerpiece of the record is “Snookered,” a slow building plod that churns up from chimes and ambient swirls, a mid-tempo track dominated by sincere and relatively untouched vocals only to erupt in a synth bass-backed, stuttered and chopped thing of madness and ecstasy. Dan Deacon has said that whereas Spiderman of the Rings was a party, Bromst is a celebration—I can’t think of any better way to sum up the record. More substantial than his earlier music yet retaining its gift for elation and surprise, Bromst is a truly great album. —Mike Rodgers CONOR OBERST AND THE MYSTIC VALLEY BAND OUTER SOUTH (MERGE) T aking a break from wrenching the hearts out of the world’s black-clad teens as the lead singer of Bright Eyes, Conor Oberst took a detour a few years back to tour and record with a new THE DECEMBERISTS THE HAZARDS OF LOVE (CAPITOL) D estined to be the most polarizing album in this Portland band’s repertoire, The Hazards of Love leaves behind the days of addictive nautical sing-a-longs and traipses into the woods of the oft-dreaded and rarelyattempted (for good reason) “rock opera.” While the tracks on Hazards do have a hard time standing on their own, the whole is worth experiencing. From beginning to end, Hazards is engaging and flows as smoothly as one of the rivers Colin Meloy is so fond of drowning his characters in. All this was accomplished by adding two female vocalists (My Brightest Diamond’s Shara Worden and Lavender Diamond’s Becky Stark) and a toolshed’s worth of new instruments (hurdygurdy, upright bass and Hammond B3 organ, among others). Stark voices the heroine, Margaret, and her duet with Meloy on “Isn’t It a Lovely Night?,” an accordion and pedal steeldriven waltz, is a beautiful and tender precursor to the Queen’s entrance in the following track, “The Wanting Comes in Waves/ Repaid.” Wooden voices, the menacing Queen and the bombast and grit of her vocals force the band to ratchet up their swagger, resulting in their hardest sound to date. “The Rake’s Song” is classic Decemberists, profiling a foul man who describes in detail murdering his children to regain his freedom. Of his son, he mentions how he “burned his body for incurring my wrath.” Don’t worry though; the kids all come back in “The Hazards of Love 3 (Revenge!),” with its deliciously creepy chorus for dear old dad. While not as listener-friendly as their past outings, Hazards makes for an entertaining and, frankly, epic, hour of folk/prog rock. —Erin Hall PEACHES I FEEL CREAM (XL) N ever one to dive too deep into heady territory, Peaches’ debut record, The Teaches of Peaches, was an exercise in deliciously simple sex raps, a minimalist, hedonistic techno record that could rock a house party. Since that record, Peaches has met with mixed results, releasing two more records that captured the spark of the first in spots, but also spun their wheels in mediocrity. I Feel Cream breaks that trend and becomes the first Peaches album to not only equal her debut, but in many ways surpass it. Less the pseudo-glam rock of its predecessor, Peaches again returns to sparse, bass-heavy electro with great results. “Talk To Me” is a soul jam spun through a bank of processors and carried along by a synthetic keyboard bassline that bounces and hums like a live wire, while “Billionaire” is a dub step, chick rap flip on hip-hop materialism. Two of the strongest tracks are “Trick or Treat,” a deep note techno buzzsaw that sounds like the illegitimate child of Miami Bass, and the fuzzed out sleaze rock anthem “Showstopper.” For much of the record Peaches’ formula remains, if not unchanged at least pleasantly refined—Spartan electroclash rhythms dotted by analog stabs and Peaches’ sultry rhymes or surprisingly strong singing. The subject matter is still centered on sexual politics or just sex, but in place of the stark imagery found on The Teaches of Peaches (“Sucking on my titties like you wanted me…”), there’s more innuendo and metaphor, which helps the record attain some kind of legitimacy without betraying its intentions. Some of the credit to this revitalization must go to guest producers Simian Mobile Disco, Soulwax and others, who add new layers and angles to Peaches’ sound without bastardizing it. So, for new fans or critics this is a welcome breath of originality, and for devotees it’s the reward for sticking around. With I Feel Cream, hipsters finally have something to dirty up their dance parties again. —Mike Rodgers MUSIC REVIEWS SPONSORED BY THE OFFICIAL RECORD STORE OF ANTIGRAVITY 20_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative REVIEWS SERGE GAINSBOURG HISTOIRE DE MELODIE NELSON (LIGHT IN THE ATTIC) erge Gainsbourg, though one of the most successful performers in French music history, has had a rocky relationship with the U.S. and no record best exemplifies either that relationship or what we as Americans have missed out on as a result of it. Histoire De Melodie Nelson is a rock treasure, one of the most influential albums in modern music and only recently available in the States. Its subtle blend of stinging ’70s rock guitar, groovy rhythm section and orchestral flourishes has been appropriated by acts as popular as Beck (whose record Sea Change is incredibly indebted to Gainsbourg’s work here) and De La Soul. Melodies weave in and out of the songs, always backed by exquisite basslines or drum breaks, while strings swell and recede with the lyrics. Gainsbourg’s voice lilts almost casually over the tracks, singspeaking more often than not, his voice punctuated by sharp guitar stings or riffs. The burning cut “En Melody,” which may or may not be the instrumental depiction of their consummation, is the closest the record comes to straight up rock and its ill, thumping basslines, funky riffing and hi-hat heavy snare fills are as rocking as anything produced in that era. For all the record’s subtlety in its music, the themes make up for in spades. Telling the tale of a protagonist who runs over an underage girl on her bicycle only to bring her back to health and begin a torrid love affair before losing her in a plane crash, the record in actuality is about Gainsbourg himself and his young lover, Jane Birkin. This risqué subject matter has held this record from a domestic release since 1971. The only real knock against the album is its length, most of Histoire De Melodie Nelson is around two-to-three minutes long and the album feels more like a short song cycle than a full-length record. But even this short slight doesn’t keep the piece from greatness—Histoire De Melodie Nelson is a piece of rock history and for my money one of the best combinations of rock music and orchestral instrumentation. —Mike Rodgers S SUPER FURRY ANIMALS DARK DAYS/LIGHT YEARS or hooks, instead it buries them in thick layers of rhythm and texture, with gems like Helium Hearts and its simple if very pretty chorus hiding within its depths. Dark Days/ Light Years is one of those albums that reward patience. At first glance it’s a less expressive, less appealing album than its predecessor, but its particular brand of complex throwback rock and kicked back psychedelia opens up with repeat listens. Ultimately, though not quite as peppy as Hey Venus, Dark Days/ Light Years is a more mature record whose strengths lie in its depth. —Mike Rodgers WILCO WILCO (THE ALBUM) (NONESUCH) The cover tells you everything you need to know: a camel in a party hat; tiny chairs; birthday cake. On their seventh studio album, the men of Wilco are determined not to take themselves too seriously. Wilco (The Album) is a refreshing blend of their early alt-country work like A.M. and mind-bending, meandering guitar opuses like A Ghost is Born. The last half of the disc leans heavily to the alt-country side and suffers a bit for it, not feeling quite as propulsive as the first half and somewhat dampening the pace. But even the album’s weakest track is well constructed and impeccably written. Tweedy possesses a lyrical talent that is difficult to match. Standout tracks include the warped romp “Bull Black Nova”— which will be absolutely KILLER live. A duet with indie darling Fiest, “You and I,” is an impossibly sweet little ditty in the vein of similar Wilco tracks that express optimism about romance in the face of complexity and general screwed-up-ness (“Reservations” and “Either Way”). Lastly, “Deeper Down” utilizes a sudden stop coupled with a pregnant sonic pause at the end of each set of phrasing, leaving the listener perched on the edge of their seat, anticipating the next move. For a band whose members have been making music almost longer than I’ve been alive, still being able to generate that sort of emotion is a pretty big win. —Erin Hall BOOKS (ROUGH TRADE) H ey Venus was a surprise contender for album of the year in 2008. Its mix of fuzzed out rock and ’60s-style melodies was instantly endearing, and while Dark Days/ Light Years might not be as instantaneously engrossing, its brooding sound proves almost as rewarding. I know it’s a simplistic way to review a record, but the first thing that stuck out to me on my initial spin of the record was its cool ’70s arena rock vibe. More often than not I could envision Steve Miller Band or Joe Walsh playing these songs. And while it’s almost too easy to cast Hey Venus as their ’60s album and Dark Days… as their ’70s one, but the shoe fits in many ways. “Mt,” the second track, with its slow gallop, even delivery and slightly tweaked string section, call to mind the best that ’70s radio rock brought to the table. Dark Days… wallows in this kind of bluesy, bassy area, relying more on complex rhythms and post-’60s psychedelics than bubblegum hooks. Both “Moped Eyes” and opener “Crazy Naked Girls” are as much callbacks to a disco sensibility as they are modern pop songs, with “Moped Eyes” especially cocksure, strutting on a funky bass pluck and mean groove. The anomaly of the record is “Inaugural Trams,” a synthetic dance pop cum Kraut Rock excursion that frames a jaunty beat and surprisingly catchy hook in analog squeaks, squelches and key melodies. The record doesn’t flaunt its melodies CHUCK PALAHNIUK PYGMY (DOUBLEDAY) P rematurely dubbed the voice of a generation and derisively called a hack, the truth about Chuck Palahniuk lies somewhere in between. His knack for crafting interesting characters and creating vivid—if disgusting—imagery is offset by his suspect plotting and repetitive stylistic tics, leaving many readers feeling unfulfilled by his work. While Pygmy, his newest book, takes some drastic steps to change up his perceived wheel spinning, present are the unmistakable marks of Palahniuk’s prose, which leaves the novel in a less than flattering light. The biggest formal shift, and also the largest hurdle for a prospective reader, is the novel’s unyielding use of dialect. Palahniuk relies entirely on dispatches from a first person narrator, Operative 67, presented in a kind of pidgin English that lingers somewhere between Engrish and institutional textbooks, and while the total dedication of the author to his stylistic choice is laudable, and the chopped and broken musing of the narrator are intermittently humorous, the end result seems as much a writing exercise as a necessary element to the story. Pygmy attempts to skewer generic American values by analyzing all its obvious deficiencies and flaws through the lens of imbedded undercover agents intent on initiating a terrorist attack in the US. That this setting is so ripe for the kind of bent satire Palahniuk is known for makes the diminished returns all the more disappointing. America’s obsessions with ownership, desire and individuality are roasted, but they’re all topics that have been harpooned before and characters of Pygmy do nothing to shine new perspective on the issues. The plot itself is poorly structured—with no discernable momentum the book leaps from incident to incident, omitting large chunks of time or character development, and when the inevitable climax comes it feels half-baked and too sudden to have any real meaning. Palahniuk’s voice remains as acidic as ever, cataloguing the various depravities of both cultures present in the novel, whether they be anal rape, school shootings or violent political indoctrinations with excruciating detail, but without much substance propping up the imagery it becomes little more than an ode to the grotesque, a stylish flourish of extreme ugliness. —Mike Rodgers FILM JAMES TOBACK TYSON (SONY) “Born to adore the big bad bison, thunderstorm and a man like Tyson.” “Mellowship Slinky in B – Major,” The Red Hot Chili Peppers M ike Tyson, “Isn’t that the guy who bit someone’s ear off?” a friend asked when I told them the subject of James Toback’s latest documentary, Tyson. Yes, but no. Mike Tyson did in fact bite Evander Holyfield twice, once on each ear, during an unforgettable 1997 bout ironically dubbed “The Sound and The Fury.” He was subsequently disqualified for the transgression and lost his boxing license; but for the record, Holyfield did leave the ring with two ears. If the ear biting incident is the only memory you have of Mike Tyson’s astronomical rise and subsequent fall from grace, then Tyson is a film you absolutely must see. Tyson is as decidedly one-sided as his early bouts, many of which ended in mere seconds. Viewers of a certain age may recall just how unthinkable the thought of Mike Tyson losing a fight really was. The man was a force of nature. Only through hearing his own words do we begin to comprehend the sociological impulses that drove Mike Tyson to become the man that he is. His motivation was fear. Fear of losing. Fear that stemmed from a childhood spent in a broken home, watching a prized pet killed before his eyes by a tormentor. Eventually he would turn to crime and end up in juvenile detention in upstate New York where his life took a turn. He was introduced to trainer Cus D’Amato, who gained the youth’s trust and became the young fighter’s legal guardian. D’Amato would not live long enough to see Mike Tyson win the heavyweight title. Tyson would rise to greater heights, eventually unifying all three major title belts before fame, sexual promiscuity and drugs began his downward spiral. Marriages unraveled, he was jailed on a rape charge and fear would get the better of him. It’s all in here in dazzling aural and visual collages showing the complexity of a man we don’t truly understand by the end, but we feel as though we’ve come to know and, quite possibly, forgive. —J.W. Spitalny 21 antigravitymagazine.com_ EVENTS NEW ORLEANS VENUES Melvin’s, 2112 St. Claude Ave. MONDAY 6/1 SUNDAY 6/7 Dirty Bourbon River Show, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Loose Marbles, One Eyed Jacks, 9pm Michael Hornsby, Circle Bar Barrister’s Art Gallery, 2331 St. Claude Ave. MVC, 9800 Westbank Expressway, (504) 2342331, www.themvc.net The Big Top, 1638 Clio St., (504) 569-2700, www.3ringcircusproductions.com Neutral Ground Coffee House, 5110 Danneel St., (504) 891-3381, www.neutralground.org TUESDAY 6/2 The Blue Nile, 534 Frenchmen St., (504) 948-2583 Nowe Miasto, 223 Jane Pl., (504) 821-6721 Broadmoor House, 4127 Walmsley, (504) 8212434 Ogden Museum, 925 Camp St., (504) 539-9600 Bonnie “Prince” Billy, The Howling Hex, One Eyed Jacks Ed Barrett, Circle Bar Kelcey Mae, Ladyfingers, Johnny Woodstock, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm The Tanglers, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Buffalo, Banks Street Bar & Grill, 8pm Chicken Little, Loren Murrell, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Fleur de Tease Burlesque, One Eyed Jacks, 8pm, 10pm Hold My Beer and Watch This Tour f/ Wade Bowen, Randy Rogers, The Parish @ House Of Blues Honey Island Swamp Band, d.b.a., 10pm New Orleans Poetry Slam, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 8pm New York Dolls, Black Joe Lewis, The Honeybears, House Of Blues WEDNESDAY 6/3 MONDAY 6/8 American Aquarium, Circle Bar The Antlers, All-Ways Lounge Grace Potter and The Nocturnals, The Parish @ House Of Blues IXNAY and Friends, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Liquid Peace Revolution, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs) Mika Miko, Strange Boys, Necrohippies, The Saturn Bar, 9pm Pig Lizzard, Downstairs Doodle, Mojo Method, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs) Row Craven, Mister Hazlewood, Circle Bar 45 Tchoup, 4529 Tchoupitoulas (504) 891-9066 Banks St. Bar And Grill, 4401 Banks St., (504) 486-0258, www.banksstreetbar.com Cafe Brasil, 2100 Chartres St., (504) 947-9386 Carrollton Station, 8140 Willow St., (504) 8659190, www.carrolltonstation.com Checkpoint Charlie’s, 501 Esplanade Ave., (504) 947-0979 Chickie Wah Wah, 2828 Canal Street (504) 304-4714, www.chickiewahwah.com Circle Bar, 1032 St. Charles Ave., (504) 5882616, www.circlebar.net Club 300, 300 Decatur Street, www. neworleansjazzbistro.com Coach’s Haus, 616 N. Solomon The Country Club, 634 Louisa St., (504) 9450742, www.countryclubneworleans.com d.b.a., 618 Frenchmen St., (504) 942-373, www. drinkgoodstuff.com/no Der Rathskeller (Tulane’s Campus), McAlister Dr., http://wtul.fm Dragon’s Den, 435 Esplanade Ave., http:// myspace.com/dragonsdennola Eldon’s House, 3055 Royal Street, arlovanderbel@hotmail.com NEW ORLEANS (Cont.) One Eyed Jacks, 615 Toulouse St., (504) 5698361, www.oneeyedjacks.net Outer Banks, 2401 Palmyra (at S. Tonti), (504) 628-5976, www.myspace.com/ outerbanksmidcity Republic, 828 S. Peters St., (504) 528-8282, www.republicnola.com Rusty Nail, 1100 Constance Street (504) 5255515, www.therustynail.org/ The Saturn Bar, 3067 St. Claude Ave., www. myspace.com/saturnbar Side Arm Gallery, 1122 St. Roch Ave., (504) 218-8379, www.sidearmgallery.org THURSDAY 6/4 Southport Hall, 200 Monticello Ave., (504) 8352903, www.newsouthport.com Andrew Duhon, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 Lucy Gossett, K-Town and The Mania, Natalie Mae, Carrollton Station, FREE Paul Sanchez, d.b.a., 7pm Ruby Rendrag, Circle Bar Surf Night w/ Crimson Ghosts, The Bills, The UnNaturals, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm The Spellcaster Lodge, 3052 St. Claude Avenue, www.quintonandmisspussycat.com/ tourdates.html St. Roch Taverne, 1200 St. Roch Ave., (504) 945-0194 Tipitina’s, (Uptown) 501 Napoleon Ave., (504) 895-8477 (Downtown) 233 N. Peters, www. tipitinas.com FRIDAY 6/5 Fuel Coffee House, 4807 Magazine St. (504) 895-5757 METAIRIE VENUES Goldmine Saloon, 701 Dauphine St., (504) 5860745, www.goldminesaloon.net Airline Lion’s Home, 3110 Division St. The Green Space, 2831 Marais Street (504) 9450240, www.thegreenproject.org The Bar, 3224 Edenborn, myspace.com/ thebarrocks Handsome Willy’s, 218 S. Robertson St., (504) 525-0377, http://handsomewillys.com Hammerhead’s, 1300 N Causeway Blvd, (504) 834-6474 The Hangar, 1511 S. Rendon. (504) 827-7419 Hi-Ho Lounge, 2239 St. Claude Ave. (504) 9454446, www.myspace.com/hiholounge The High Ground, 3612 Hessmer Ave., Metairie, (504) 525-0377, www. thehighgroundvenue.com Hostel, 329 Decatur St. (504-587-0036), hostelnola.com BATON ROUGE VENUES Hot Iron Press Plant, 1420 Kentucky Ave., hotironpress@hotmail.com The Caterie, 3617 Perkins Rd., www.thecaterie.com A Living Soundtrack, D Numbers, Beautiful Bells, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm ActionActionReaction Indie Dance Party, Circle Bar Designate Zero, Headspill, World’s Most Dangerous, Howlin’ Wolf The Dirty Bourbon River Show, Banks Street Bar & Grill, 10pm Endall, The Bar, 9pm Eric Lindell, Mid-City Lanes Hot Club of New Orleans, d.b.a., 6pm New Orleans Partying, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Power 102.9 Presents: NOLA’s Generation Next f/ Curren$y, House Of Blues Summertime in New Orleans Kickoff w/ Anders Osborne, Tipitina’s, 10pm, FREE T.B.C. Brass Band, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 Twangorama, Woodenhead, Carrollton Station, 10:30pm Wolves in the Throne Room, A Storm of Light, Krallice, One Eyed Jacks Chelsea’s Café, 2857 Perkins Rd., (225) 3873679, www.chelseascafe.com SATURDAY 6/6 Ernie K-Doe’s Mother-in-Law Lounge, 1500 N. Claiborne Ave. Fair Grinds Coffee House, 3133 Ponce de Leon, (504) 913-9072, www.fairgrinds.com House Of Blues / The Parish, 225 Decatur, (504)310-4999, www.hob.com/neworleans The Howlin’ Wolf, 907 S. Peters, (504) 522WOLF, www.thehowlinwolf.com Kajun’s Pub, 2256 St. Claude Avenue (504) 9473735, www.myspace.com/kajunspub Kim’s 940, 940 Elysian Fields, (504) 844-4888 The Kingpin, 1307 Lyons St., (504) 891-2373 Le Bon Temps Roule, 4801 Magazine St., (504) 895-8117 Le Chat Noir, 715 St. Charles Ave., (504) 5815812, www.cabaretlechatnoir.com Lyceum Central, 618 City Park Ave., (410) 5234182, http://lyceumproject.com Lyon’s Club, 2920 Arlington St. Mama’s Blues, 616 N. Rampart St., (504) 453-9290 Maple Leaf, 8316 Oak St., (504) 866-9359 The Zeitgeist, 1618 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., (504) 827-5858, www.zeitgeistinc.net Vintage Uptown, 4523 Magazine St., askmexico@gmail.com Badabing’s, 3515 Hessmer, (504) 454-1120 Dragonfly’s, 124 West Chimes The Darkroom, 10450 Florida Blvd., (225) 2741111, www.darkroombatonrouge.com Government St., 3864 Government St., www. myspace.com/rcpzine Junkyard House, 3299 Ivanhoe St. North Gate Tavern, 136 W. Chimes St. (225)346-6784, www.northgatetavern.com Red Star Bar, 222 Laurel St., (225) 346-8454, www.redstarbar.com Rotolos, 1125 Bob Pettit Blvd. (225) 761-1999, www.myspace.com/rotolosallages The Spanish Moon, 1109 Highland Rd., (225) 383-MOON, www.thespanishmoon.com The Varsity, 3353 Highland Rd., (225)383-7018, www.varsitytheatre.com Marlene’s Place, 3715 Tchoupitoulas, (504) 897-3415, www.myspace.com/marlenesplace McKeown’s Books, 4737 Tchoupitoulas, (504) 895-1954, http://mckeownsbooks.net 22_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative 3rd Echo, Christian Serpas and Ghost Town, Sticky Wig, Howlin’ Wolf Big Blue Marble, Carrollton Station Eric Lindell, Old Point Bar Goatwhore, The Bar, 9pm Grass Roots w/ Truth Universal, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Little Freddie King, d.b.a., 11pm, $5 MDK f/ DJ Vendetta (of Corrosion), DJ Tot Kuhunge (of Shadow Gallery), Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm The Myrtles, Circle Bar The Nobles 2009 Anniversary Bash, House Of Blues Odoms Album Release Party w/ One Man Machine, DJ Nate White, One Eyed Jacks Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, The Parish @ House Of Blues The Space Heaters, Banks Street Bar & Grill, 10pm White Colla Crimes, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm TUESDAY 6/9 Digital Leather, Thomas Function, The Saturn Bar, 9pm Gorgonopsium, Quarter The Villain, Cancer Whores, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Kings of Happy Hour, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs) Schatzy, Circle Bar WEDNESDAY 6/10 Best Friends Forever, Circle Bar Gaelic Storm, The Parish @ House Of Blues The Returners, Grave City Hooligans, Saturn Bar, 10pm THURSDAY 6/11 Clues, One Eyed Jacks, 7:30pm Derrick Freeman Trio, d.b.a., 10pm Hat Talk, Circle Bar Homegrown Night w/ Phat Word, Dee-1, Dappa, Q.P., Tipitina’s, 8:30pm, FREE Jester Lee, The Sugar Bees, Carrollton Station, FREE Miracle Dolls, Chapel of Thieves, Grave City Hooligans, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm FRIDAY 6/12 Combichrist, Aesthetic Perfection, Ego Likeness, Julien-K, The Hangar DJ Redbone, DJ Proppa Bear, Dragon Fly, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs) Edge Set Mary, Southdown, Black Snow, The Bar, 9pm Grayson Capps, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 Ingrid Lucia, d.b.a., 6pm Juniper Row, Carrollton Station The Other Planets, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs) The Round Pegs’ Nite of Almost 1000 Pegs Extravaganza w/ Lynn Drury, Wending Darling, Beth Patterson, Fleur de Tease, Brown! Comedy Improv, The Local Skank, Banks Street Bar & Grill, 9pm Johnny Sketch and The Dirty Notes, Blue Nile New Orleans Bingo! Show, Tipitina’s, 10pm, FREE Off the Dome MC Competition, Howlin’ Wolf (RED)NIGHTS Presents The Veronicas, The Pretty Reckless, Carney, House Of Blues Silent Cinema, Bankrupt, The Borrowers, Circle Bar Swaggerin’ Growlers, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Tom Rhodes, One Eyed Jacks EVENTS SATURDAY 6/13 5 Angry Men Comedy Show, The Big Top A Living Soundtrack, CaddyWhumpus, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs) Anders Osborne, Mid-City Lanes Birdfinger Album Listening Party, Howlin’ Wolf Gina Brown’s Legendary R&B Nite, Banks Street Bar & Grill, 10pm The Good Goddamn Show, Carrollton Station Peaches, Drums of Death, House Of Blues Peaches Afterparty w/ Mr. Quintron & Miss Pussycat, One Eyed Jacks Sarah and The Soft Shoes, Circle Bar Zydepunks, d.b.a., 11pm, $5 SUNDAY 6/14 Autumn’s Aftermath, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs) Banks Goes Green w/ Eve’s Lucky Planet, Banks Street Bar & Grill, 9pm Gorilla Productions’ Battle of the Bands, Howlin’ Wolf Jon Cook, Circle Bar Marc Stone Band, d.b.a., 10pm Vorvadoss, Embolization, Raum, The Saturn Bar, 9pm MONDAY 6/15 Firebug, Circle Bar Mike Dillon w/ James Singleton and Brian Coogan, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs) Ryan Cabrera, Blue Nile, 10pm, $10 Space to Mars, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs) TUESDAY 6/16 Big Fat & Delicious, Sobriety Starts Tomorrow, The Local Skank, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs) Death by Arrow f/ Stix Duh Clown, The Devil Makes Three, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Wheels of Fire, Circle Bar Reverend Horton Heat, Backyard Tire Fire, House Of Blues Smokers World, J The Savage, The Big Top, 9pm Soundclash, Howlin’ Wolf Van Halen II, Hat Talk, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs) ZamaPara, Carrollton Station SATURDAY 6/20 The 13th Hour, Targeting Aorita, Cemetery Party, The Bar, 9pm Alex McMurray, d.b.a., 11pm, $5 Appetite For Destruction, House Of Blues DJ Proppa Bear, DJ Resin, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs) Sticky Wig, Banks Street Bar & Grill, 10pm To Be Continued Brass Band Album Release Party, The Parish @ House Of Blues Touching the Absolute, Built for Speed, Rising Sun, Howlin’ Wolf Twangorama Unplugged, Snug Harbor, Midnight, FREE SUNDAY 6/21 The Casualites, Leftover Crack, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 7pm Dane Cook, UNO Lakefront Arena Jonny Lang, Michael Logen, House Of Blues Lisa Marshall, Banks Street Bar & Grill, 8pm Washboard Chaz Blues Trio, d.b.a., 10pm MONDAY 6/22 Double Dagger, The Saturn Bar, 9pm Russian Mafia Band, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs) Tiger Woods Crew, Goose, Heata, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs) TUESDAY 6/23 Birdfight, Compost Bomb, Fiction, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs) Futurebirds, Circle Bar WEDNESDAY 6/17 WEDNESDAY 6/24 Afton Local Rock Showcase, Howlin’ Wolf Goddamn Gallows, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Wazozo, Circle Bar THURSDAY 6/18 THURSDAY 6/25 The ANTIGRAVITY/New Orleans Craft Mafia/Twisted Hair Salon Triple Threat Anniversary Party w/ DJ Facial Hair, Twisted Hair Salon (4824 Prytania), 6pm-10pm, FREE Chris Scheurich, Circle Bar Francis Harold and The Holograms, The Saturn Bar, 9pm Homegrown Night w/ Phosphate Jesse, Monday’s Date, Pig Lizzard, Research Turtles, 8:30pm, $8 Matt Perrine’s Sunflower City, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 Mix 92.3 Presents: Brett Dennen, Thriving Ivory, House Of Blues Not For Sale Music Inc. Children’s Charity Comedy Show, Carrollton Station, FREE Paul Sanchez, d.b.a., 7pm Furrows, Circle Bar MyNameIsJohnMichael, Andrew Duhon, Tipitina’s, 10pm, $8 Ron Hotstream and Mary Lasseigne, Carrollton Station, FREE Suburban Showdown, The Saturn Bar, 9pm Walter Wolfman Washington, Joe Krown, Russell Batiste Jr. Trio, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 FRIDAY 6/26 Brothers and Kings, Paramaya, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Face First, Born Empty, Scraps of Life, Endall, Howlin’ Wolf Good Enough For Good Times, d.b.a., 10pm, FRIDAY 6/19 $5 Ingrid Lucia, d.b.a., 6pm ActionActionReaction Indie Dance Party, One Jenny Lewis, Heartless Bastards, House Of Eyed Jacks Blues David Allan Coe, The Hangar Justin Peake, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs) Hot Club of New Orleans, d.b.a., 6pm Kourtney Heart, Next Generation Brass Band, John Mooney, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 Blackie, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs) Liber Dirnus, The Bar, 9pm No Room for Saints, Blower Motor, The Bar, Marva Wright & The BMWs, Tipitina’s, 10pm, 9pm FREE The Original 007, Tipitina’s, 10pm, FREE Meadowflow’s Birthday Bash w/ Blackbelt, Paul Sanchez, Carrollton Station, 8pm Neckbeard, Banks Street Bar & Grill, 9pm The Tanglers Bluegrass Band, Carrollton The Public, Circle Bar Station, 10:30pm 23 antigravitymagazine.com_ EVENTS SATURDAY 6/27 Banks St. Indie Music Festival w/ Silent Cinema, I Octopus, J The Savage, Banks Street Bar & Grill, 7pm Ben Lee, Starlight Mints, Evangelicals, One Eyed Jacks The Chee Weez, House Of Blues Dough Stackin’ Up All-Stars, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs) Gal Holiday & The Honky Tonk Revue, Circle Bar Glasgow, Picardy Birds, Carrollton Station Misled, Mad Dog, The Saltines, The Bar, 9pm The Original 007, d.b.a., 11pm, $5 Rebirth Brass Band, Tipitina’s, 10pm, $12 Terranova, Concrete Shoes, Outerbanks, 10pm Versailles, Morella and The Wheels of If, DJ Tot Kuhjunge, DJ Sneauxball, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Wit Suicide Presents a Suicide Girls Evening w/ Zachary Quinn, Big Fat & Delicious, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs) SUNDAY 6/28 DJ Earl the Pearl, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs) Gorilla Productions’ Battle of the Bands, Howlin’ Wolf Mass Mamones, d.b.a., 10pm Simplified, Banks Street Bar & Grill, 8pm MONDAY 6/29 Shotgun Silhouette, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs) Ted Hadji, Circle Bar TUESDAY 6/30 The Geraniums, Circle Bar Good Guys, Tribella, Plastic Fantastic Lover, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm WEDNESDAY 7/1 Flow Tribe, Hightide Blues and The Steps, Dave Shaw, Howlin’ Wolf Toad the Wet Sprocket, House Of Blues WEEKLIES & DANCE NIGHTS MONDAYS Blue Grass Pickin’ Party, Hi-Ho Lounge, 8pm Glen David Andrews, d.b.a., 9pm Juice’s Aron Lambert & CR Gruver Present: Deuce!, Banks Street Bar & Grill, 9pm Mad Mike, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 8pm Missy Meatlocker, Circle Bar, (Every Other Monday), 5pm TUESDAYS The Abney Effect, Hostel Acoustic Open Mic, Carrollton Station, 9pm Acoustic Open Mic w/ Jim Smith, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 10pm Floopy Head, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs) [Beginning 6/9] Jonathan Freilich and Alex McMurray, Circle Bar, 6pm New Orleans Jazz Vipers, d.b.a., 9pm Open Mic w/ Whiskey T., Rusty Nail, 8pm Reggae Night with Big Fat & Delicious, The Uppressors, Banks St. Bar and Grill, 9pm/11pm WEDNESDAYS DJ Lefty Parker, R Bar DJ T-Roy Presents: Dancehall Classics, Dragon’s Den, 10pm, $5 Gravity A, Banks St. Bar and Grill, 10pm Jim O. and The No Shows, Circle Bar, 6pm 24_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative EVENTS Kenny Holiday and the Rolling Blackouts, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 9pm Marygoround & The Tiptoe Stampede, AllWays Lounge Mojotoro Tango Trio, Yuki (525 Frenchmen St.), 8pm Standup Comedy Open Mic, Carrollton Station, 9pm Tin Men, d.b.a., 7pm Walter Wolfman Washington and The Roadmasters, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 Swing; 6/26 w/ Subarboy), The Big Top, 5pm God’s Been Drinking, La Nuit Comedy Theater, 8:30pm, $10 Jim O. and The Sporadic Fanatics, Circle, 6pm Open Mic Stand-Up, La Nuit Comedy Theater, 10pm, $5 Ratty Scurvics Lounge, All-Ways Lounge Throwback, Republic Tipitina’s Foundation Free Friday!, Tipitina’s, 10pm SATURDAYS THURSDAYS The Bombshelter w/ DJ Bomshell Boogie, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs) Come Drink with Matt Vaughn, R Bar DJ Kemistry, LePhare DJ Matic, Hostel DJ Proppa Bear Presents: Bassbin Safari, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Fast Times ‘80s Dance Night, One Eyed Jacks The Fens w/ Sneaky Pete, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 10pm Hap Pardo Jazz Trio, All-Ways Lounge Karaoke Fury, La Nuit Comedy Theater, 10pm Mixture, Republic, 10pm, $7 Rabbit Hole, La Nuit Comedy Theater, 8:30 Sam and Boone, Circle Bar, 6pm Soul Rebels, Les Bon Temps Roule, 11pm Sweet Home New Orleans Legends of R&B Night, Banks St. Bar & Grill, 8pm FRIDAYS DJ Bees Knees, R Bar DJ Kemistry, Metro Friday Night Music Camp (6/12 w/ Rites of DJ Bees Knees ’80s Dance Party, All-Ways Lounge DJ Damion Yancy, Republic, 11pm DJ Jive, LePhare DJ Kemistry, Metro The Drive In w/ DJ Pasta, R Bar Javier Drada, Hostel John Boutte’, d.b.a., 7pm SUNDAYS Acoustic Open Mic w/ Jim Smith, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 7pm Cajun Fais Do Do f/ Bruce Danigerpoint, Tipitina’s, 5:30pm, $7 [6/14 & 6/21 Only] Corrosion, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Latin Dance Nite w/ Los Pinginos, Banks St. Bar and Grill Linnzi Zaorski, d.b.a., 6pm Micah McKee and Friends, Circle Bar, 6pm Music Workshop Series, Tipitina’s, 12:30pm The Palmetto Bug Stompers, d.b.a., 6pm The Sunday Gospel Brunch, House Of Blues 25 antigravitymagazine.com_ COMICS 26_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative COMICS 27 antigravitymagazine.com_ PHOTOS 28_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative PHOTOS 29 antigravitymagazine.com_ CROSSWORD 21. Perhaps a little more Black Sabbath than Black Flag 22. Dent filler 23. Ignatius Reilly’s “Paradise Vendors” was modeled on this real-life institution 24. Seaward Somalis with AK-47s 25. The birdlike voice of Paris DOWN: 2. Do ya think I’m sexy? 3. Disagreeable Afghans 4. Still waiting on Minnesotans to learn to count 5. Many feel that when the bus jumped the guardrail, this band jumped the shark 6. For awhile, they turned New Orleans into a “Three Chord City” 7. Yankee mudbug 10. The widest street in America 13. Pistol Pete 15. Canine newcomer to D.C. 16. Yankee mudbug 17. Automatic haircut device 19. Purveyors of premium hardcore since 1996 20. Excremental term from the 1970s CREATED BY J. YUENGER ACROSS: 1. Tony Stark, the cool exec with a heart of steel 8. Minature mods 9. New Orleans punks go Asian 11. A po-boy might wear this 12. “Neither fish ___ flesh” 14. A first for Dax Riggs 16. Porcine youngster from Louisiana 18. “We form like Voltron, and he just happens to be the head.” 30_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative