http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FoCTj-Joe0 Yo my name is Ravi, and I'm a beast at English. I'm Apple on this class. Call me a genius.* In high school, no, I couldn't write a thesis, but Ms. Johnson taught me to make my writing seamless. Yeah man, I mean this. At first I was so squeamish, but hittin' up the Writing Center strengthened up my weakness. Read this. Write that. Yeah that was my class. If essays were some heart attacks, then I'm a triple bypass. Stay ethical with ethos. I reason with logos. UGA campus, guys swaged out in Polos. Then I, am finna, do emma, any way. Watson, Roberts, Stone. Easy A Paper 1. Paper 2. Paper 3 I must redo. We all in this together. That is why we peer review. Writing is a tough road. The deadline is at five though. Open Office. Save. Projects, upload. I put my thoughts on paper. English used to bore me though. I put my thoughts together like cookies on an Oreo. The more we write, the more we know. This ain't a fiction story though. Now give me an award for this killer ePortfolio. *Genius was a theme of our course.