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2. H'am It l1p
Words and Music by John Jacobso n and John I-liggins
Ham it up. ya gatta ham it up.
if ya hope La get by!
Ham it up, ya gatta h am it up,
La have a home in our sty!
(2 Pigs)
(All Pigs)
(All Pigs)
(2 Pigs:)
We're a couple 0' crazy pigs,
funniest guys on the farm.
Just a couple 0' lazy pigs,
but we've got natural charm!
Ham it up, ya gatta ham it up,
if ya hope La get by!
Ham it up, ya gatta ham it up,
La have a home in our sty!
C u e:
C urly:
Cue:
Curly:
C u e:
Hey Curly!
Yeah, Cue?
Did you hear the one abo ut the hog with n o nose?
No! How'd he smell ?
How'd h e smell? ... Terrible! (laughing, snorting, etc.)
Ham it up, ya gatta ham it up,
if ya hope La get by!
Ham it up, ya gatta h am it up,
La have a home in our sty!
Cue:
Curly:
C u e:
Curly:
Cue:
Hey Curly!
Yeah, Cue?
I lost my baby pig!
That's awful! Why don 't you put an ad in the paper?
Don't be silly ... he can't read! (laughing, snorting, etc.)
Ilam it up, ya gotta ham it up,
ifya hope La gel by!
Ham it up, ya gotta ham it up,
ta have a home in our sty!
We're a fam ily of s ill y sows,
(Solo 1) people wou ld say I'm a ham! (Solo 2-spoken) Oinl?! Oin1?!
(All) Acting worse than a herd of cows.
(Solo 3 -shou led) Come on y'alL let's jam!
(short dance breah)
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Ham it up, ya gotta ham it up,
if ya hope ta get by!
Ham it up, ya gotta ham it up,
ta have a home in aUf, you can roam in our,
you're at home in our sty! (Solo) Snort! (All) Oink! Oink!
STOP RECORDING
(The pigs tahe bows, blow kisses, "bravo" hands, etc. and exit or move to one side or to the risers except for 2 pigs
that stay with the fanners and their wives)
Old MacDonald:
You're all very funny it's true,
I laughed until I ache!
Mrs. Old MacDonald: (a little irritated)
But telling jokes won't make her "moo!" (pointing to the cow)
Now think for goodness sake!
Farmer in the Dell:
Maybe the sheep could help us ou t
With this bovine disaster!
Mrs. Farmer in the Dell:
Let's go give them all a shout,
We'll find them in the pasture.
Hi Ho:
I doubt if the sheep will bring much aid,
They are a ll so sad and blue.
Derio: (disgusted)
That's because they've lost their maid.
That Bo Peep is through!
START RECORDING
Song 3: Lost Sheep
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4.
~ute ~hick$ Words and Music by John Jacobson and John Higgins
Cute chicks! Aren't we just adorable? Cute chicks! We're fine art. Cute chicks! Likeable and loveable! We're cute! (bawk, bawk) And we're smart! Cute chicks! Pride of all the neighborhood! Cute chicks! What a batch! Cute chicks! Ev'rybody understood What a great (bawk, bawk) egg can hatch! What came firsc the egg or the chicken? Who cares? Who gives a hoot? Lookin' at us, your heart will quicken! That's just 'cause we're oh so cute! Bawk, bawk, bawk, .... . . (Rooster) Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doodle doodle-doodle-doo! (Groups 1 & 2 at the same time) Bawk, bawk, bawk, ... #2:
Cute chicks! Aren't we just adorable? Cute chicks! We're fine art. Cute chicks! Likeable and loveable! # 1:
We're cute! (bawk, bawk) And we're smart! We're cute! (bawk, bawk) And we're smart! Ladies and gentlemen, we're cute! STOP RECORDING
Rooster: (Giving the cow a knowing elbow) Cocka doodle doodle doodle Doodle doodle doo! I know YOU'RE something Guernsey So just go ahead and "MOO!" (The cow just looks at him. Everyone is so disappointed.)
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'5. 'the Whole Barnyard. Is Singin'!
Words and Music by John Jacobson and John Higgins
Moo! Ba-a-h! Quack, quack! Oink!
Moo! Ba-a~h! Quack, quack! Oink!
Moo! Ba-'a-hl Quach, quach! Oiizk!
Moo! Ba-~-h! Quack, quack! Oinrl!
(continue ani~al sounds behind Solo/Small Group).
Sqlo:
The whole barnyard is singin'! <
It is, a funny sound.
The cattle bells are ringin'
and the pigs are piggil1' around!
The rooster's singili' tenor,
the mule chimes in orl;' ba'ss.
The chicks are pretty good altos,
but the sheep are all over" the place!
(All)
Yip-ee-i-ay! Yip-ee-i-oo!
What do yoti say! Moo!
Yip-ee-i-ay! Yip-ee-i-oo!
What do you say! Moo!
The whole barnyard is dancin'
and kickin'
tip a storm!
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Yes evryone is prandn'
and we're in our finest form!
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(Dance break)
Old l\1acDonald haCt a farm, E-I-E-I-0,
and on his farm he had it cow,' E-I-E-I=-O.
With a MOOI MOO here, and MOO, MOD th~re,
here a MOO, there a MOO, evirywhere a MOO, MOO.
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-l-£-I-O!
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Yip-ee-i-ay! (Yip-ee-i-ay!)
Yip-ee-i-oo! (Yip-ee-i-oo!)
What do you say? (What do you say now?) MOO!
Yip-ee-i,·ay! (Yip-ee·i-ay!)
Yip-ee-i-oo! (Yip-ee-i-oo!)
What do you say? (What do you say now?) MOO!
Yes, Old MacDonald had a farm, E-J-£-J ... Yahoo!
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