Word Count: 705 When, in the course of human language, it becomes necessary for people to create or redefine, words or phrases to express an object or an action; and to assume, among society, the acceptance and usage of these words and their definitions, in one’s own language, or idiolect. A decent respect to the opinions of mankind, requires that Americans should recognize slang adopted into language. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that language is expression of thought, in the form of speech or written symbols, that have agreed-upon meanings. That, many large speaking languages contain dialects, or other versions of languages within a community, that are different in some aspects of grammar, pronunciation, or vocabulary. That, because language is a form of one’s own ideas and expression, everyone possesses his or her own individual language, or idiolect. That, not only does perception change language, but that language changes perception. That, through the course of history, idiolects have shaped dialects, which have shaped language, which in turn, have shaped concepts. Conservatives, indeed, will dictate that languages will follow a narrow path toward a standard language. And accordingly, expression will follow the rules and guidelines that limit thought, rather than the ability to rethink old vocabulary and enrich new ones. When we speak, write, learn, and think in a slowly evolving vocabulary, which does not adapt to the more rapid introduction of cultures, concepts, fashion, and technology, we must add new meaning to conventional vocabulary. Such has been the language of Conservative American English speakers and writers, who have discouraged the use of creative language and the use of dialects and idiolects. Many individuals have not noticed that new vocabulary is, at many times, adopted into one’s language. A large number of slang words and phrases have been considered standard in today’s daily speech. To prove this, let us claim a few of the many slang terms that have been adopted. Slang has been used, where other words seemed unfit to describe a thought or feeling: "Awesome." "Radical." "Cool." "Far Out" New words that were created to describe new technology: A "cellular" or mobile telephone. The "internet" or the computer and modem accessed information highway. "Electronic mail" or computer generated mail. A "beeper" or an electronic paging device. Metaphors, similes, and creativeness also create slang: A coward is a "chicken." Money is "bread." A "ride" is a car. One thousand dollars is a "grand." People eat "grub." Smoking marijuana is the same thing as smoking "weed" or "pot." A toilet is the "John." A toilet is the "can." A toilet is the "hole." A "Cop" is policeman. A "Pig" is also a policeman. If something is "bad" it is really "good." Those who are "plastered" are drunk. Those who are "hammered" are drunk. People who are driving too close behind another car are "tailgating." Slang, also evolves in the form of phrases: A person "Kicking Back," is relaxing. "Cut to the chase" or get to the point. Accept the consequences, or "face the music." "Two cents worth," or an opinion. "The whole nine yards" or everything. In the English language, we have petitioned for the use of slang in language. But our creative language has been considered meaningless to conservatives of standard English. Conservatives, who themselves use vocabulary that was at one time considered slang, are unfit to argue against it. Every language around the world adopts slang that, at one point, was considered nonstandard to the majority of the people. Slang is used to provide new shades of meaning. Slang is shared by introducing new concepts, just as new objects and ideas are shared. All vocabulary establishes its meaning through the acceptance of its concept into one’s language. We must continue to express thoughts through one’s choice of language, and accept them, as we would accept the importance of originality and creativity within individuals. We, therefore, the representatives of a linguistic society, do, in the Name, and by authority of speakers and writers of English, declare that slang refreshes language with new concepts, ideas, and interest; that slang allows language to evolve with society; that there are no determining factors in declaring a "true" language; and, that language contains vocabulary where its meanings are changed and new ones are introduced Keywords: word count when course human language becomes necessary people create redefine words phrases express object action assume among society acceptance usage these words their definitions language idiolect decent respect opinions mankind requires that americans should recognize slang adopted into language hold these truths self evident that expression thought form speech written symbols that have agreed upon meanings many large speaking languages contain dialects other versions languages within community different some aspects grammar pronunciation vocabulary because form ideas expression everyone possesses individual idiolect only does perception change changes perception through course history idiolects have shaped dialects which have shaped which turn shaped concepts conservatives indeed will dictate languages will follow narrow path toward standard accordingly expression will follow rules guidelines limit thought rather than ability rethink vocabulary enrich ones when speak write learn think slowly evolving vocabulary which does adapt more rapid introduction cultures concepts fashion technology must meaning conventional such been conservative american english speakers writers discouraged creative dialects idiolects many individuals noticed many times adopted into large number slang words phrases been considered standard today daily speech prove this claim slang terms been adopted used where other seemed unfit describe thought feeling quot awesome quot quot radical cool were created describe technology cellular mobile telephone internet computer modem accessed information highway electronic mail computer generated mail beeper electronic paging device metaphors similes creativeness also create coward chicken money bread ride thousand dollars grand people grub smoking marijuana same thing smoking weed toilet john toilet toilet hole policeman also policeman something really good those plastered drunk those hammered drunk people driving close behind another tailgating also evolves form phrases person kicking back relaxing chase point accept consequences face music cents worth opinion whole nine yards everything english petitioned creative considered meaningless conservatives standard english conservatives themselves time considered unfit argue against every around world adopts point nonstandard majority used provide shades meaning shared introducing concepts just objects ideas shared establishes meaning through acceptance concept into must continue express thoughts through choice accept them would accept importance originality creativity within individuals therefore representatives linguistic society name authority speakers writers declare refreshes with ideas interest allows evolve with society there determining factors declaring true contains where meanings changed ones introduced Keywords General: Essay, essays, termpaper, term paper, termpapers, term papers, book reports, study, college, thesis, dessertation, test answers, free research, book research, study help, download essay, download term papers