5:22---5:55 Hey, Malcom, what’s the matter?

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5:22---5:55
Hey, Malcom, what’s the matter?
Hey, Paul, I just can’t ______1_____to decide if I should marry Denis or not.
Well, what’re you doing to help you decide?
Well, I make a list of twenty pros and twenty cons and I’m trying to _____2____them
up.
Oh, ok, let me help.
Give me the first pro.
She love me and I love her.
Hm, hm.
All right, now give me the first con.
Ah, she murdered her _____3_______husband.
Here you go. Enjoy your meal.
Excuse me. I though it was “all you can eat” for three dollars.
That’s all you can you for three dollars.
0:52
Live sea gull, five dollars each.
Live sea gull, five dollars each.
I want one.
Ah, that’s________4_________.
Even since I won the lottery, one car isn’t enough, one house isn’t enough, I got two
wives, and I want a third. The problem is just______5_______.
Hum, and how does that make you feel?
How has been your grandfather doing in the retirement home?
He’s like a fish out of water.
Is he ________6_________to adjust?
No, he is dead.
Ok, I’m_______7_________, I’ll see you tomorrow.
Me, too. See you tomorrow.
Ok.
Oh, forgot I am _______8________tomorrow.
No?
No, I am taking a_______9_______.
Wow, plan a sick day in advance. Wish I ______10_________of that.
Actually, I have a doctor appointment.
Right, I’ll see you the day after tomorrow.
Ok, the day after tomorrow, Wednesday.
Hm, well, Wednesday I am _____11_______for the holiday weekends.
Ok, I’ll see you Monday, then.
Oh, is Monday the tenth?
Ah ha.
You know what, I’m taking a personal day.
Ooh, how come?
That’s funny, I thought _______12________it was personal.
See you Tuesday, then.
Ok, I’ll see you Tuesday then.
You know what, I forgot I’m gonna be in a all-week motivational seminar.
You’re kidding?
When do you get back?
On the 19th.
Shoot. ______13________day is 18th.
Guess I’ll never see you again.
I guess not.
It doesn’t look like I’m getting back that sixty cents you _______14________the diet
soda
then.
Sure, it doesn’t.
Have a good day.
Super duper.
Real good.
Bye.
Tickets, passport, sun-scream.
The light is on timer, the mail is on hold.
____15_______someone needs to contact us?
It would be fine. I can just _______16_________answer machine.
We’re not here at the moment. Please leave the message after the tone.
Great, let’s go.
But, we’ll be _____17_______for two weeks. People think it is rude if we don’t call
them back right away.
We’ll be on vacation and we won’t be back till the seventeenth November. Pleas leave
the message after the tone.
What if a burglar calls.
We’ll be on vacation till seventeenth November. Pleas leave the message after the
tone. And our friend, big psycho is staying here. He’ll pass it on.
And people think it is rude if we don’t respond to the message the big psycho Frankie
passes it on.
We’ll be on vacation till seventeenth November. Pleas leave the message after the
tone. And our friend, big deaf Frankie is staying here. He’ll pass it on.
Well, how is he gonna hear the burglar is_______18________?
We’ll be on vacation till seventeenth November. Pleas leave the message after the
tone. And our friend, big deaf psycho Frankie is staying here. He’ll pass on the
message unless he is taking his dog, which is big and vicious and has got a rabies for
a walk.
What if he is out.
In this case he’ll call back after a few moments cause he’s not gone for very long.
What if the burglar breaks in?
Look, we don’t have anything worth stealing.
The answer machine is new.
Right.
We’re taking it with us.
Malcom, want a drink?
No, I don’t want to end up ____19________a bear gut, you know.
On, you know you should try our new low carbon bear.
No, it tastes like a water don…water.
No, I guarantee you’ll like this one.
Actually it is exactly the same with the regular beer. The look is the same. The taste is
the same. The only difference is that it has one tenth of the carbon content.
All right, I’ll _____20______a try.
Yap?
Six fifty.
1. seem.
2. weigh
3. fourth
4. yours right there
5. getting worse.
6. finding it hard
7. out of here
8. not in
9. sick day
10. have thought
11. leaving early
12. I just said
13. My last
14. borrowed for
15. What if
16. work out
17. gone
18. gone
19. with
20. give it
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