Wonderland Express The Top Stories Daily! Only 20p IS THE JABBERWOCK A JABBER-JOKE? In the early hours of Sunday morning the Wonderland Express received news of a mysterious creature in the old woods. There have been several sightings of a shadowy, dark creature roaming the woods. Mr James Bloggs told us: “Whilst walking my dogs, I heard strange noises and saw dark shadows lurking behind me”. Many of the local residents did not believe this story. However, a young man called Fred Smith claims to have killed this monster. He told us: “My father insisted I went into the woods and find the monster. I was amazed at how quick it appeared”. He then went on to tell us what it looked like: “It was an extremely tall, slender monster with a really long neck. His body had claws like razors and his skin was scaled like a fish. I was not scared though!”. Mr Smith claims he killed this monster with an antique he found in his loft. People have doubted this story as no one had actually seen the monster before. Has anyone seen this monster? Do you have a photograph of it? We will pay you for any information.