C L A R E M O N T the G R A D U A T E U N I V E R S I T Y Pedant A newsletter for CGU students, not someone you don’t want to sit next to at a dinner party. December 2008 CGU news All the campus news that’s fit to print. Get the skinny on internships, cars for rent, mailing stuff, stopping to smell the flowers, and who’s got your old stove. Page 2-3 Volume 1, Number 2 Getting published Find out what all the fuss is about, how two enterprising students got their work into print, and how you can too. Page 4 The good word on the Writing Center The ominous blank page . . . perhaps no scenario strikes more fear in the hearts of graduate students. But fear not ye anxious Pedants! There’s no reason to find yourself foggy-eyed, hammering away on your word processor, “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy,” ad infinitum, late into the night. For we have the CGU Writing Center, a shining beacon of hope amidst the gloomy horizon of end-of-semester papers. Research and awards One student’s research lands him in Carnegie Hall, what you have to say about a World on Fire, and padding your pockets with fellowship money. Page 7 Campus events A full calendar of events, including Christmas gift ideas that the family will love and won’t land you in the poorhouse. Page 8 The Writing Center provides free consultations for all CGU students, faculty, and staff in all aspects of the writing process. They’ll coach you in everything from topic formation to the subtle art of the m-dash. And whether you use the Modern Language Association’s guides or are forced to kick it Chicago Manual of Style style, they can assist you with any citation format and its rules. And your writing instructor won’t, like some machete-wielding camp counselor in a slasher film, assail your work with the oft-dreaded blood-red pen. Instead, like a holistic healer, they’ll provide you with suggestions and guidance to improve the conception and expression of your ideas. It doesn’t matter whether your paper is a technical tract on the mathematical nuances of String Theory or an epic poem you composed in rhyming couplets on unicorns, the Writing Center staff is incredibly diverse. The office’s 17 instructors come from various backgrounds and should be able to handle most technical questions from any field of study. However diverse, they are all excellent writers, recommended for the position by their professors, and have all been graduate students for at least one year. All have also been trained in tutoring methods and most have college teaching experience. A list of their profiles is available on the Writing Center website (http://www.cgu.edu/pages/ 726.asp). What aren’t you learning in graduate school? Page 8 Also on the website is a database that lists when the instructor you want is available. An online reservation service allows you to conveniently make appointments on your computer. And if times don’t jive between you and the instructor you’d like, you can send in your work via e-mail and receive an online consultation. As for walk-ins, an instructor may or may not be available. If one is free, they’ll be happy to help. But please note: the Writing Center staff are not miracle workers. If you show up five hours before your paper is due with only the first line, “The night was moist,” it will seriously limit your options for feedback and the time you’ll have to incorporate it. So don’t gamble on your reputation of authorial excellence; make plans early and schedule an appointment online. (Continued on page 6) CGU factoid James Blaisdell’s beloved dog Midget is resting in peace somewhere on campus. Do you know where she’s buried? Leisure with dignity 1 C L A R E M O N editor’s note: Thank you to everyone who took the time to provide feedback for our inaugural issue of the Pedant! Remember that we’re always interested in hearing from you and there are many other ways for you to spread the word to fellow Pedants. First off, there’s the new CGU facebook page, which has well over 400 members. Feel free to post your reviews of Hagelbarger’s food (anyone tried the chicken tacos?), make sports predictions (Chargers all the way, baby!), or whatever else you like. While you’re logged on, don’t forget to friend the Pedant (listed taxonomically as Pedant Claremonticus Scholari) – he’s one of those guys who likes to run-up his friend count. You can also get involved by joining the Graduate Student Council (GSC). Or, short of that, you should attend one of their regularly scheduled meetings, which are open to all students. The GSC meets in the Board of Trustees Room in Harper Hall on alternate Thursdays (if you’ve never been in the Board of Trustees Room you should definitely check it out – it’s really nice and smells of a rich mahogany). Even short of that, you can read the minutes of each meeting on the GSC website (www.cgu.edu/pages/1665.asp). T G R A D U A T E Get out of my dreams, and into my Zipcar As many of you know, Los Angeles County doesn’t have the best public transportation. Sure, the Metrolink helps connect Claremont to the outside world, but what if you need a car in a pinch? Consider Zipcar. CGU is now a university partner of Zipcar, a membership-based car sharing company that bills by the hour or day. Zipcar members, (sometimes known as “zipsters”) can rent a car for $7/hour or $48/day. Included in those prices are insurance, gas, and up to 180 miles a day. Not only that, but to get the car all you have to do is walk to Pomona College where the Zipster fleet awaits you. Membership applications can be found online at www.zipcar.com under the CGU partnership agreement. Like Kinkos and the post office all in one – but cheaper (and awesomer) 2 Leisure with dignity I V E R S I T Y But did you also know that the mailroom can double as your neighborhood Kinkos? There are black-and-white and color copiers, along with paper of all sizes and color. If the mailroom doesn’t have the paper you need, they’ll happily order it for you. Additionally, they fax and scan documents (scanning is free). And unlike your neighborhood Kinkos, the mailroom staff is friendly, competent, and are sometimes known to wear sweet Pink Floyd T-shirts. Additionally, the mailroom offers discount movie passes and coupons for popular Southern California attractions. Students and staff can purchase discount tickets for Edwards Cinemas and AMC Theatres ($7 and $7.50 for new releases, respectively, and $6 for films out longer than 12 days). Students can also pick up discount admission coupons for Legoland, Aquarium of the Pacific, Knott’s Berry Farm, the Los Angeles Zoo, SeaWorld, and Universal Studios Hollywood. The mailroom is located in the basement of Harper Hall East. Get experience. Get paid (maybe). Get an internship. Note: model shown may not be available Special thanks To Katy Scrogin, Carrie Kiel, Jameelah Medina, Joel Scott Davis, Linda Warlow and everyone at the Botany Department, the Writing Center, and anyone else who generously gave their time to our humble publication; and Sprouts’ deli. N cgu news: In the meantime, good luck working off all that turkey and stuffing with high-impact typing while you slave away on your final papers. the Pedant December 2008 Volume 1, Number 2 U Sure, you probably know that CGU has a mailroom, most sizable institutions do. But did you know that CGU’s mailroom is open to students – and that it’s awesome? The mailroom functions like a post office. Students can receive mail, send letters, and ship packages, including priority and overnight options. With finals fast approaching, the summer may seem like a tiny speck on the horizon, but now is the time to start looking for and finalizing internship plans (if that’s your thing). In fact, many businesses and organizations are already in the process of finalizing their summer interns. Don’t be left behind. If you’re relatively new to your field and lack experience, it is a good idea for you to find an internship. Some of the best general sites for finding internships are: www.internships.com, www.internshipprograms.com, and www.internjobs.com. Additionally, there are several websites with listings of internships in specific fields. Many of these are listed on the CGU website at www.cgu.edu/pages/180.asp. C L A R E M O N T G R A D U A T E U N I V E R S I T Y Ahhh, the memories... Tomorrow’s leader, Jameelah Medina. The secret garden(ers) The second cooking SES student proves it: Women Rule! Did you know CGU has a Botany Department? Don’t beat yourself up, there are only 15 students and their facilities are housed away from the main campus. But did you also not know that their facilities are surrounded by the largest native-plant garden in California, and that it’s right across the street? Ever wonder what’s become of the stove from the old dorms that you shared so many unforgettable culinary memories with? Rest assured, it’s moved on to a better place. No, not stove heaven. But to a home somewhere that really needed it, thanks to the Institution Recycling Network (IRN). In high school, Jameelah Medina was troubled by the racially motivated violence she witnessed between African American and Latino students. Fast-forward to the present, and Medina, a PhD student in the School of Educational Studies, has devised the award-winning Breaking Bread Program. Hidden behind the new apartments and the Claremont Golf Course, the Rancho Santa Ana Botanic Garden might be the most inconspicuous 86 acres of carefully planted native California flora in the world. According to Lucinda McDade, professor and chair of the Botany Department, “Some people have said that the garden is perhaps the most well-kept secret in Los Angeles County. And we don’t want it to be.” The IRN, a cooperative that manages largescale recycling and waste management efforts, has been recruited by CGU to help with the gradual demolition of the old CGU dorms. They helped salvage various household items to be donated to families across the globe in need. The Breaking Bread Program is designed to bring African American and Latino high school students who’ve been involved in race-related violence together in a spirit of mutual understanding. The 14-month program would educate students in the two cultures’ commonalities, including shared history and struggles. These particular items have been slated to go to three different locations. One load has been shipped to the town of Colonia El Rosario, Guatemala, and another to the Republic of Honduras. The final load went to a mission in Chula Vista, California. “It’s a cultural empowerment program,” says Medina. “Students will build a sense of where they’ve come from as a people and then collaborate to understand what each ethnic group has contributed to society, and how and when they’ve done it together.” Where the sylvan scenesters tread. The garden actually originated in Orange County back in 1927, conceived by Susanna Bixby Bryant to conserve the natural diversity of the state’s native vegetation. Then in 1951 the garden was relocated to Claremont (to be in close proximity to institutions of higher learning), where today it serves not only educational, but horticultural, scientific, and community functions as well. The garden is divided into three distinct areas displaying a variety of plant communities from all of California’s remarkably biodiverse regions. There are a number of rare and beautiful species, including a collection of Manzanitas just starting to flower. The gates open daily at 8 a.m. and close promptly at 5 p.m., so don’t dawdle in the desert dandelions too long or you’ll be spending the night with the squirrels. A fourdollar donation is appreciated, and don’t forget to visit the Garden Gift Shop full of all sorts of botanical wares, books, and gift items. For more, go to www.rsabg.org. All the items salvaged by the IRN had been targeted for immediate reuse. In the event that various articles of bedroom furniture, refrigerators, or stoves needed repairs or maintenance, the IRN performed them. And according to the IRN’s assessment of “fair market value,” the worth of the three shipments totaled $188,390. Apparently that stove had more than just sentimental value. For more information on the IRN visit its website at www.ir-network.com. Medina has been developing the Breaking Bread Program for two-and-a-half years. When implemented, the program will offer convicted students the option of satisfying their community service requirements with their sustained involvement. Earlier this year, Medina’s efforts were recognized by Women Rule!, a contest sponsored by O, The Oprah Magazine, in which Medina was chosen from out of 3,000 women and was among the final 80 considered “tomorrow’s leaders.” They were all featured in O and invited to New York City to attend O’s White House Leadership Project. Over the course of the three-day program Medina and others were mentored in leadership and administrative skills by some of the top female leadership trailblazers in the country. Currently, Medina is involved in the grant writing process, but hopes to launch the program very soon. “Everything is planned to a T,” she says. Leisure with dignity 3 C L A R E M O N T G R A D U A T E U N I V E R S I T Y William Blake’s Circle of the Unpublished. Publish and Flourish “Publish or perish!” So goes the threatening epigram that greets every new untenured professor like some warning echoed by condemned faculty wandering Dante’s Hell. Though this dictum is less imposing on the professional (and metaphysical) predicaments of graduate students, maybe a better one to remember is: publish and flourish! If you’re looking for a way to watch your graduate career thrive – like CGU religion student Katy Scrogin and CGU botany student Carrie Kiel – set aside your Hagelbarger’s sushi a moment, and read on. Though getting published might not yet be high on your academic agenda, it’s never too early to start building that curriculum vitae. Says Scrogin, “For the future, I’d say getting your work published is essential, especially if you’re looking to eventually find a tenuretrack position.” Or a position in any profession. Publishing records aren’t just something faculty-hiring boards look at; it’s important for any number 4 Leisure with dignity of fields. According to Kiel, “It will definitely make you more competitive in the future job market.” At the very least, it will lend another dimension to your resume. So with our professional futures in the balance, we might ask: what is this arcane world of the academic journal? And how do I get a piece of the action? Essentially, scholarly or peer-reviewed journals are publications that either present new research or critique existing research for the rest of the academic community. These journals are crucial outlets for the establishment of credible sources of discovery and knowledge. I say credible because the information contained within is scrupulously reviewed by your peers or referees (outside scholars), who don’t wear striped shirts and a whistle around their neck, but do assess the legitimacy and importance of the submitted work. However, much like their football counterparts, their judgment is often called into question. Roughly, there are three types of papers that a scholarly journal will publish: there are regular academic papers that describe research and propose new findings; review articles that critique previously published papers; and book reviews, which are similar to what you did in the fifth grade, but with bigger words. The academic publishing world is a dynamic and diverse place. There are academic journals for everything. No kidding, everything. Just take a cursory glance through journalseek.net, the world’s largest categorized online database of academic journal information, and you’ll find listings as varied as the International Comet Quarterly to Studies in Dance History. Because of this diversity, the subject of your paper can be as yesterday as Paleolithic dust, as tomorrow as space travel to Jupiter, or as topical as last month’s historic elections. The possibilities for your paper are boundless, as unstuck in time and space as a character in a Kurt Vonnegut novel. Take Scrogin, for instance, who recently published “The War on Concepts: The Thought of Jan Patocka and the War on Terror,” in the journal Kritike. In other words, C L A R E M O N T G R A D U A T E Before applying, you should always make sure that the journals you send your work to are appropriate. There’s no point in sending your sociology paper on Alcoholics Anonymous to the Journal of Wine Research. No matter how good the paper may be, it will likely find the nearest wastebasket. The best thing to do is check the Libraries of the Claremont Colleges website or the journal stacks on the ground floor of Honnold Library for past issues to read to ensure you’ve found the right venue for your work. Furthermore, editors generally appreciate it if you mention something that suggests you know a little about their publication history in your cover letter. In fact, why not subscribe to one or two of the more important journals in your discipline? Carrie Kiel reinterprets the lab coat. she’s a religion student who published a paper that discusses contemporary American political events using the work of a twentieth century Czech philosopher in a journal based out of the University of Santo Tomas in the Philippines. And I’m not even going to start with Kiel’s “Phylogenetic delimitation of Isoglossinae (Acanthaceae: Justicieae) and relationships among constituent genera.” Whew! Are you still with me? Good. I say this not to overwhelm you with the dizzying range of possibilities for you to publish on, only to drive home the point that no matter how obscure, if you work hard enough, somewhere there’s a home for that paper on applied mascot myrmecology. And with the advent of the Internet, it’s now easier than ever to get published. The web has radically transformed how academic journals are produced and accessed. Because print journals are time-consuming and expensive, and because online journals are so much easier to produce and at a fraction of the cost, dozens of new online publications are cropping up each year, meaning there are that many more outlets for your work. Even many of the most distinguished print journals have created web-formats where you can access their content from the comfort of your own home. (Note: if you use the Claremont Colleges online database, you won’t have to pay the fees some journals charge to view their articles.) According to Kiel: “If you’re a graduate student you should always keep up with the current literature, especially when you’re in the sciences. It’s very important to know what’s going on in the field.” If what’s going on in your field is in line with what you’re working on, why not shoot for the stars and send your work to the best journals? There’s nothing to lose except postage! Of course, prestige is not always the most important thing. Says Scrogin: “If I respect the quality of the journal and/or enjoy reading it, I'll send something in.” U N I V E R S I T Y name on the work. Another option is to ask journal editors if they’re looking for someone to review books or articles. “For assignments like this, they'll send you the book or article in question, usually based on your area of interest,” says book review maven Scrogin. Once you’ve found the right journal and sent the work off, don’t fret if you don’t get a response right away. The peer-review process can take a while, sometimes up to six months or more. Finally, if after all that time you get a rejection letter, don’t quit school, stuff all your possessions into a hobo bindle, and hit the road in despair. Rejections are far more common than acceptances. As Scrogin says, “Even if your article is rejected, it may give you a new perspective on what you're thinking. You might begin to ask: how can I shore up my ideas? Was I completely off base? I didn't even take Fundamental Factor X into consideration and look at what a great argument I could make if I did!” If at first you don’t succeed, work on it some more and send it out again, and again, and again, darn it! Pedants never say die! Persistence will serve you well in the wild world of publishing, and the more you participate in it, the more you’ll watch your graduate career flourish, right before your (hundreds of Pedant) eyes. Regardless, if you’re not already familiar with what kind of work is being published in your discipline, it’s probably high time you find out. Besides our own libraries, which are your best resources, some other places to look are online searchable databases and archives like: www.journalseek.net, www.jstor.org, www.webofknowledge.com, or Google Scholar. And yes, I know, we went through this in the previous issue with the conference article: who has the time to write an extra paper when your dog has the flu and your parents won’t leave you alone about making travel arrangements for Christmas? Again, the trick isn’t sparing time to write another paper, but taking what you’ve already written and sending it out. Why not get credit twice for your hard work? Other options, like joint-publishing assignments or book reviews, are available to you as well. Last year, Kiel worked closely with her advisor to write a manuscript that resulted in her coauthorship of the paper. It never hurts to ask around if a professor is looking for a student to help with their research. Aside from getting a possible glimpse of your future, you may also get your Katy Scrogin, the word-smithstress. There are a handful of excellent academic journals here at CGU, for example the Cultural Studies Department operates culture critique and the Music Department runs Performance Practice Review. Check with your department office to see what sort of publishing affiliations or opportunities they may have. Leisure with dignity 5 C L A R E M O N (Continued from page 1) There is a limit of one consultation per week – either in person or online – and you get eight sessions a semester. (And don’t think gluing on a fake mustache is going to get you an extra session; staff members will recognize your syntax.) The website also has an excellent list of resources on writing, largely composed by current and former Writing Center staff. This virtual master class on academic writing offers tips on working with source material, writing for specific fields and writing assignments, help for international students, and general writing tips. There are also dozens of useful links to reference and style guides so you’ll know the when-to-use rules for hyphens, what the heck a gerund is, or if you’re superfluously employing adverbs, superfluously. T G R A D U A T E bulletin board: What do rugby and Freud have in common? The Writing Center office is located on the ground floor of Harper Hall in Room 14. Office hours are Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., but it’s recommended that you check the online schedule before you drop by. For questions e-mail writecenter@cgu.edu or call (909) 607-2653. Ain’t no party like a Writing Center party. 6 Leisure with dignity N I V E R S I T Y Charles Young’s guide to eating: BBQ Charles Young, professor of philosophy in the School of Arts & Humanities, has put together a list of local good eats for those new to the Inland Empire. We’ve serialized it and will be publishing extracts over the next couple of issues: Here are some BBQ places to eat at. Most of them are dumps, more or less, so you won’t see them on most lists. The food is what counts. Joey’s Texas-style BBQ. The sauce is on the sweet side, and they’ve got their own idea about what counts as brisket, but it’s pretty good stuff. (1964 W. Foothill Blvd., Upland) The Writing Center can also help you with other types of work, like resumes, curricula vitae, cover letters, scholarship proposals, class and conference presentations, love letters, ransom notes – whatever you need help writing. (Quick tip: if you cut out the letters for your ransom note from issues of the Pedant, it’s more likely you’ll get paid.) Moreover, adds Writing Center Director Katya Fairbanks, “If students are successful in improving their writing or receive grants, jobs, awards, or finish qualifying exams or dissertations after working with the Writing Center, we want to hear about it so that we can put it on our ‘Writing Center Successes’ column on our website.” U The Pit Mom and pop place. Down home, often don’t have everything on the menu, at least at lunch – depends on what got sold the night before and when Mom got up. Terrific sides, ribs; the beef (get the sliced) is not brisket, but it’s tasty. Soul food on weekends. (8661 Baseline Rd., Rancho Cucamonga) Civilization and its Discontents: herr doktor inspects the rabble. Aside from providing ways to alleviate neuroses, they’re both clubs on campus. Hungry Al’s Famous inner-city place gone Inland Empire. Ribs are great. (116 N. Vincent Ave., West Covina) According to CGU student Micheal Contreras: “Rugby is about the dignity of collective human suffering.” So come on and join the dirty and the dignified, become a member of the Claremont Exiles Rugby Club! All skill levels are welcome and all you need are soccer cleats. The club competes against other clubs and colleges throughout the year. Practices are Tuesdays and Thursdays, 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. You’ll find the “pitch” on the Northeast corner of Harvey Mudd next to the Ronald and Maxine Residence Hall. For more information contact michael.contreras@cgu.edu. Also, you’re invited to participate in the Claremont Freudian Group (CFG). CFG was conceived to bring together students interested in the study of historical and contemporary psychoanalysis and its singular impact on the arts and sciences. For more information or to join the CFG send an email to claremontfreudiangroup@gmail.com. The author at work. C L A R E M O N T G R A D U A T E U N I V E R S I T Y research and awards: Music student hits the You bring the big time in the Big conference paper and Apple I’ll bring the marshmallows: World After nine months of hard work and research, music student Joel Scott Davis recently had on Fire! an original piece of his performed at the famed Carnegie Hall in New York. Songs About God, a chamber piece written for low voice and piano, was performed by (and is dedicated to) Kathryn Fouse and G. William Bugg, previous professors of Davis’ at Samford University, where he was an undergraduate. Fouse and Bugg (who’ve both performed at Carnegie Hall before) commissioned the work in January just for the occasion, which was a tremendous success. Says Davis: “Being in the audience that night gave me a strong feeling of accomplishment. I felt a part of a great American tradition of music-making.” Based on Davis’ research of the Southern poet John Crowe Ransom, Songs About God can be heard online at Davis’ website: www.songalwaysknown.blogspot.com. Dollar, dollar bills, y’all: fellowships Arnold L Mitchem Dissertation Fellowship Program It’s time for submissions to CGU’s 10th annual Student Research Conference and Art Exhibition. This year’s combustible theme: World on Fire: an examination of dynamic debates, shifting paradigms, and provocative conversations. Applications are being accepted for the Marquette University Arnold L. Mitchem Dissertation Fellowship Program. The goal of the program is to increase the presence of currently underrepresented racial and cultural groups in the US professoriate by supporting doctoral candidates in the process of writing their dissertation. All academic disciplines are invited to submit proposals that address challenges affecting local communities, the nation, and/or world. The conference encourages students to utilize the unique qualities of their disciplines to ponder/ generate possible solutions to these issues. In addition to presentations, the conference will also feature panel discussions facilitated by CGU faculty and will showcase art installations. The fellowships provide two students with one year of financial support, including a stipend, fringe benefits, and research and travel funds. The fellows will be in residence at Marquette University for an academic year, during which they will teach one course in their area of specialization while completing their dissertations. They will also participate in a formal mentoring program. Make your voices heard Pedants! This is an excellent opportunity for you to develop your presentation skills, activate the “Conferences” section on your c.v., and get to know your peers by being a part of an important conversation unfettered by disciplinary constrictions. And, you don’t have to leave campus to be part of it. More information is available at: http:// www.marquette.edu/as/graduate_mitchem.shtml or e-mail mitchem.fellowship@marquette.edu. For more information, or to submit your 250word proposal, go to: www.cgu.edu/WF. Submissions must be made by Friday, December 12 before 5 p.m. The conference will be held on Friday, March 6, 2009. Davis playing the captivating music that be cultivating me. Leisure with dignity 7 C L A R E M O N T G R A D U A T E U N I V E R S I T Y cgu events calendar Dec. 2 – Calling all mathletes! Algebra/Number Theory/Combinatorics Seminar: Mike Kerbs on “Using Group Theory and Graph Theory to Build Fast Communications Networks: A Brief Introduction to Expanders and Ramanujan Graph.” 11:15 a.m. to 12:10 p.m. at Pomona College’s Millikan Labratory 211. Tally ho Cromwell buffs! History Forum: Student Symposium Special Collections Exhibition on “The English Civil War, 1640-1648.” 4:00 p.m. at the Honnold Library’s Founder’s Room. Dec. 5 – Friday Noon Concert: “Works of Haydn and Schubert by Quartet Euphoria.” 12:15 p.m., Balch Auditorium. Dec. 3 – Visiting Artist Lecture Series: Tomory Dodge at 4:30 p.m., Albrecht Auditorium. Cognitive Brown Bag Lunch Series: Paul Zak on “Positive Psychology and Neuroeconomics.” Noon to 1:15 p.m. at ACB 211. Dec. 4 – ISS Brown Bag Lunch: Quynh-hoa Nguyen on “Charity as Return: the Bible and Vietnamese Americans in Los Angeles.” Noon at the ISS office. Dec. 6 – A great day to cross off some names on your Christmas list: New books sale at the Stone Center. Choose from a wide selection of books for kids, young adults, and graduate students who need a break from Kantian theory. 8:00 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. at 740 North College Avenue. Dream of a green Christmas this year: visit the Holiday Shopping Open House at the Rancho Santa Ana Botanic Garden’s gift shop. 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. at 1500 North College Avenue. Graduate tips CGU Professors Paul Gray and David E. Drew, authors of What They Didn’t Teach You in Graduate School: 199 Helpful Hints for Success in Your Academic Career, have been kind enough to allow us to publish one helpful hint from their book in each issue. This is so that one day you don’t raise your fist in the air and curse CGU for not teaching you to . . . 138. RECOGNIZE THE DIFFERENCE between writing the first paper on a subject and writing the nth one. Writing the first paper requires a special knack for originality that few people have. A first paper usually is not very deep, but it creates enough of an impact that others follow your lead and write deep, scholarly works. The advantage of the first paper is that it is always referenced, giving you a long list of citations. If you are fortunate enough to have a knack, you will need to market your output carefully. Journals (and reviewers) look for the tried and true. Journals, after all, publish almost exclusively on subjects they published previously. Tenure and promotion committees will read the paper and say that it is trivial because they read the more careful papers that others wrote later based on your idea. It has been our observation that people who write first papers possess a different set of skills than those who write the nth ones and should leave the writing of the nth papers to someone else. 8 Leisure with dignity the Dec. 11 – ISS Brown Bag Lunch lecturer Katrina Van Heest: “Grafting Dominance: Scriptural Logics and their Afterlives.” ISS office at the crack of noon. Dec. 14 – Pizza Night! Open to all students to alleviate end-of-the-semester blues. 8:30 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. Honnold Library’s Founder’s Room. Dec. 12 – Friday Noon Concert: “A Holiday Concert,” by the Claremont Chamber Choir.” 12:15 p.m., Balch Auditorium. Dec. 15 – Pizza Night: Part Duex. If you didn’t get enough the night before. 8:30 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. Honnold Library’s Founder Room. Final date for completion of all requirements (except masters course work), including payment of any fees for degrees to be awarded for fall, and to file dissertations/theses and masters final approval forms in the Office of Admissions and Records. So get on it! Dec. 19 – Ho, ho, ho, semester’s done! Have a great holiday and take it easy on the eggnog. We all remember what happened last year . . . For more CGU events and important dates visit: www.cgu.edu/pages/2059.asp Pedant is . . . Brendan Babish — Managing editor Kevin Riel — Head writer CGU factoid Midget is pushing daisies somewhere behind the Humanities Resources Center Building (Blaisdell’s old home). Midget used to follow Blaisdell all over campus, even accompanying him to the occasional board meeting. Whenever the board was feeling uninspired, an annoyed Blaisdell would sometimes begin to ask Midget for advice on important matters. In fact, it is said that if one is having trouble with a paper, one need only leave a dog treat somewhere in front of Harper Hall (her old stomping grounds) and the spirit of Midget will later seize that person with a brilliant idea. James Blaisdell (1867 – 1957) was a minister, theologian, university professor, and is the father of the Claremont Colleges. After becoming president of Pomona College in 1910, the finances, success, and reputation of the school quickly increased. To combat the problem of ballooning enrollment, instead of expanding the college, he envisioned a number of schools that would share common facilities. Based on the University of Oxford model, the Claremont University Consortium was established in 1927 and was headed by Blaisdell. Since then, the colleges have maintained the intimacy of a small school while providing the services and amenities indicative of a large university.