CRIMSON AND WHITE
ALBANY. N. Y.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1939
THE
SENIOR
VOLUME X
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MILNE
SCHOOL
NEWS
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SOOIS^Y
NUMBER 3
SPOl'SORS
FOR IlSSTIJG
Till
AVIATIOIT SHC'.f PIiA.Tll>JlS
III FIRST PRODUCT I Oil
07 MOUTHERS
Il-T ST'A^S C0LLEG3 LOlTJaS
"To meet our mothers,"
fs the invitations read,
the Qu.intillian Literary
("iociet^r is sponsoring a
x-ea .n the State College
loiinge next Monday, Octo"ber 30, from three-thirty
to five o'clock. Members
of the society and their
mothers vdll attend,
Mrs, t*. lilarl Ledden
and • Mrs. Jesse
Eoran,
•others of president Jean
Ledden and vice-president
J'jssie Doran, v/ill pour
au the tea tahle. Miss
Loran v.dll v/elcome the
mothers for::ially.
Jacrueline
Tovmsend,
mistress of ceremonies,
is genera.l chairman cJ
the tea.
Chairmen
of
cozimittees assisting Miss
Tov.Tisend are
Catheriiie
Morrison, food oommitt^;e;
Estelle Dilg, invitation
committee; Shirley Baldv;in, identification committee; Florence Eerher
and Valley Paradis, decoration committee.
MI.TlipJSD laiTlCE ATTEITDB
STATE
qfiSlSS
Great honor came to
Mildred l!al?tice, a member
of
last 3^ear''s Senior
class, and a member of
this
yearns
i'reshman
class at State College,
;h-',nt v/eel:, for the Student Coimcil of
State
chose her as a member of
fie court of the campus
queen,
Saturday evening
the secrecy of the camj^us
queen and her attendants
ended, ^rhen the queer,
her t\70 attendants, and
her train of eight movod
up the aisles of Pa^e
Vjxll for the croimin,';^
ceremonya
(Cont^d in co2iumn three)
The fall anl winter
social season gamboling
merrily along its vra^y,
the Children's Theater is
preparing to present an
The nev/ly
oi'ganized
exciting nev/ series of
Junior .Red Cross in Milne
varied
entertainm3;.\ts,
has collected
thirty
planned in accordance with
doll-ars in its drive for
young people's varied infunds, Elaine Drooz, pros-' terests. The new locaident of the Milne chaption of the theater is
ter, recently announced.
Albany High School, Progra.ms will take
place
Homeroom 233 has conevery o^her Saturday aftributed
the
largest
ternoon at tvjo o^cxocic,
amount, $3,95, homeroom
beginning ITovember 4, and
135 being next in line
continuing until Llarch 30,
with $3,40. The Council
will use this mcney for
An aviation shov; v.dll
Red Cross activities in
feature on Hovember 4,
Milne,
v;ith
models, pictures,
axid stories. One of the
MIRIAM PR3U1ID E3CEI\rES
main features during the
SCHOLARSHIP AT C0R1.13LL
season will be a G-ilbert
and Sullivan
operetta,
Miriam Preund, a memvjhich the boys of the Alber of last yearns Senior
bany Academy v/ill present
class, lias recently reat the Academy
ceived
an
additional
scholarship at
Cornell
Admission is oy single
University, This scholtickets purchased at the
arship, v;hich is open to
door for $,15, or a seaall freslimen enrolled at
son ticket for all ten
the University, is enprograms for $1,00.
titled "the University
Scholarship". Candidates
(Cont'd from column one)
take competitive examinaMiss Mattice and one
tions, frcra which
the
other
Pr'^p^'TTian
.•girl
facvilty chooses fifteen
attended the queen v/ith
students as recipients of
two girls, a blond and a
two hundred
dollars a
brunette, from each of
year for two years.
the other three classes
Upon entrance to Cornell
this
fall. Miss
Freund held two scholarships, the Cornell Scholarship of two hundred
dollars for each of four
years, and a Ragents Schoi-.
'arshi.p of or.3 ii'i^mrad
dollars for the s^ma period of tirr.eo This University Scholarship is her
third onev
at State College,
I. The student body of
State College a few vreeks
ago nominated five Senior
girls to run for
the
title of "campus queen,"
Eai/CiT .iihs^.G't'jidcntt;.' nscrowed the five dovm to one
girl. She was Jane I'/ilson,
teacher of eighth grade
English, The tv/o
receiving
next
highest
votes, Rita Sullivan and
Miss Preund v/as a memMary "
or,
student
ber of the 2c ta
oi.gma
teachers
in
Milne,
were
Literary tJociety in Milne,
Mies ^'^ilson's attendants.
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OOMI.:J/OTJR.II;s p u : : R-JSHSS
of Qain and Martha Freytpg,
president of Sigma have
appointed various committees
for tne forth-coraing rusnes,
000?aflni.i.
WE£SOCIETY'~COUITCIL
An inter-society council
to decide on the numlDcr of
new mem"bera to be admitted
to each society, to sat
dates for inter-?.ccitjty
dances and other rxoivitias
has T3een organizedo
C:j.in Committees
are j
ent ertainroent,
Shirley
Bald-v/in, Leah Einstein and
Members of this co^Jincil
•Jacquelyn x owns end; ri"b"bcns, v;ill "be the president and
Jacquelyn
.^oiiryond
aad
two other represer.tatlY-os ^
^istelle Dilg; invit£..ticKB, I from each of the "boys' |
Botte Farnan, Estolle Dilg ! societies®
'
and Betty Schreiner, June
i
G-lauhitz and Jane Stuart ;
Those elected Ijo the '
refrcshemtns, Betty Miller, ; co-Jincil from Adelphoi ares I
Ilarianne Adams and ii^n-i
•Alfred Metz®
Stanley
Loucks,
.Bddison and Robert V/lieelero
;The members from Theta ITu
Sigma Committees ares
j-are: John link, Gifford
decorations, Jean
Bushe
iLantz and David Davidson©^
AL.ia 3rovm, I%ry Sexton'and
FjjcOh Van Gags "beck:, f'jOd,
Llvelyn '/ilher, Helen Norris
JTJIIIOHS DISCUSS RLLIA
Jane J'liillips and Mary
Baker; invi t at i ons,Shi rley
At-a Junior class meet«
itii-lDinj Joan Manweiller and
ingj a member rf. the class
ilancj^ Hochs t ras s er; ent er^
suggested that Milne adopt
tainHicti», Margaret Chase,
a standard class ring to
Virginia Jordan, Adele
be used each yefsr. This
Lazarus and Anita Hyman.
plan was furthered by the
.-of • • "•J^rcse
Levitz as chairman® Memb\ i V
!
ers of the student body
are submitting
designso
;.'^etty Barden, Mildred
At sometime in the future
Mattice, Esther Stulmaker,
the Entire student
and Una Underwood all of
will vote upon this issue.
the class of
and Patricia G-ihson, ^38
are
freshmen at State college
DAVIDSON HEADS COILITTEE
this year. These five former Milnites were active
Elaine Drooz has apd-irin:: their years here,
pointed
David Davidson,
chairman of a ccirOTilibeo
Joe Ililnite says, "It
to draw up a cca-tl-iv^
v/o-.i't l3G iong "befccre we^11
for the Milne Junior Red
"be raising our hands to
Crosso
His
committee
ask questions such
as
includes Jean Bi^sb^,Willt;-eso of our
alumnae j
iam Long, and Betty Ifenne
Miss *attice, what does
t," PliLra'bus Unuin mean ?
Davidson has also relliss Underv/ood, did
cently been elected treasinvent the typewriter? or
urer.
I-ii s s Ba rd en, why a i n' t it
korect to use ain't?
Edi>jor^s notes This is the
f.:.rst of a series of arton on Milne alumni who
.-V';,
in collet^e
C -1 sar.
KvTl jj;
li
v^ishetJ
a any
"book 5.ri.
'/'.e
aj.ould p.re
t;.r'
CIg
.ii-^thor tc
Theiiivi. ijatuJx, li'oraricin, I-Iiss i'ViGon vrill do
her utmost to secure j.tc
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SIC-MA FORk-S B0'-:LI1'G ^E.\M
Msmb^rs of the Zota
31 f - n . t ^ rary S o n a ty
c^ti^rtiLg a bowi;'^^:::
tt-c ir
team w'lt p::actica
the
'Bc/^ilinr
Alloyt on Central AvsnaOf
M^sf3 Sal.ly DuEoiSg v/o:Tiai.i
cliampion of Albany, is to
coach the girluj,,
va
Waggoner is in r^l-.n'^jearrangementSo
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1939
JOHN MOSHER ACTS AS
GUIDE AT r:ORID»S FAIR
John Mosher of 329 v/as
one of the 36 Boy Scouts
chosen to be a Scout guide
at the Nev/ York Iforld^ s
Faar, The position was for
last week. Mosher
is ir.
Troop 10.
The Scouts slept in
tents which i:ere set up^-^Thing the Federal building,
and ate in a specially
constructed
mess-hall.
They had specific duties
to perform siich as chaecking the nujrfoer of people
who passed tlirof^h certain
gates. Boys from all
over the United States
were there.
"Among the notables vfe
waw are Admiral Woodring
of the ITaTi", retired Admiral Yeast and Grover
VJhalen. !'Mle there,"continued Mosher, "v/e had a
thunder storm, and the
Trylon v/as struck by lightning. Due to a lightning
rod on top, no liarm v/as
done to the co-symbol of
the Fair."
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Edvrard
I^angwig
ha.s
climbed the ladder of success in the musical field
as far as the State college orchestra v/here, as
drummer, "Dark Ej'-es" is
still his spiBcialty,'.
Trinity Methodist Church
honored Milne v/ith a Milne
Fight in the :-Iigh School
League. I-Iilne members of
the group did the leading.
Society bannejrs decorated
the v/alls or i:..ie club room,
and Milne songs and cheers
were given.
Over the course of the
y^ar, other schools vrill
be honored in thivS way,
The laine Band and orchestra vr.ich have combined this year as an orchestra, have res-JiTied practise
under the direction of Dr.
Carleton E, Moose, head
of the science department
and his assistants. The
orchestra plans to play
in future assemblies.
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CHIIISCIT AID I^HITS
JKE THEM
Editorial Staff
3 C^
1939
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Fred Regan
FlorejAce Kerter
Co-editors
Managi-ag Sditor
Araociate Editor
iiklitor
A-l
Teature Bditors
Sports
Societies and Clu"b3
?Jxchan^es
^Thiurani l^evrs
Xatrarian
Journalism Olas
Ca^-L }'':r ^ O.OJT
Doria Ko'jijefS
Bot
John Vari Acker
3ett7/- Koyt
FraT}.k Mnves
Sally De'/ereux
Estelle Dilg
Ro^bert VTneeler
Margaret C'lase
Martha Freytag
Doris Mochrie
Harriet Gordon
Anita I^yTuan
Jane Phillips
How many of you studeiits have noticed a,r_i np-i).-: ecf n,tcd ^he new r.TiTrl "The
;tf
er
Ilr.i'ailiion end
iu the
This
pai'ut;,!..^^ ilc wie
pie?a of wc?k
wo
reoeiv^.d :.'rcm Mr. Litix^cv/
t/he
labt ycnr.. ICho
is the Port-ait of
Dr.
which is novr in the- :nain
office as the gift of the Class of '39. ^
The set of murals that ig row in
the library and tho^e tha.t will b3 put ^
on in future yer
p..re all par^ of a
seri-os to v/Lich i'l;Miie has an exclusive
right., Last year i hot ©graphs of these
alreadj- famous murals appeared in the
Allans TimoE-ITnioii for a tii-.e 'be^::ause
they illustrate the history of Albt-iiy
Business Staff
Business Manager
Armon livermore
CUi ef-I lime ographer
Bruce Clements
Printer
Circrulation
Martin Edwards
Jack Br ought on
Faculty:
2-Iiss Katherine Wheeling
Miss Grace ^!artin
M^ss Sally B. Young
Let us as students of Ililne Fhow
our appreciation for having such vrj^nderful paintings by assisting in avery vray
an^' efforts to raise money for next
year's mural*
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Published weekly by the Crimson and
White staff at the Milne School, Albany,
tTev; York,
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MiLNF
MERRY-GO-ROUND
PIIEVI2W
"So
fairl"
it*s
heigh-ho,
come
to
the
Milne's annual Book Fair, with its
theme of a county fair is only two weeks
away - the v/eek of November 13. And it^s
i::oing to be Milne's best book bar^aar, for
the senior class is bubbling over with
Bnthusiasra
for race
tracks, ferris
whee3 3, and barkers•
This next week the committees collecting bookd and curios from Milnites
will be chasing you through the h%ais,
begging for contributions, ^he seniors
are depending on you to help mn^ke the
books exhibits a success, up in the
attic, hidd^.n behSjod thj old trunks we're
sure ;/ou*il find an
on t.fc.3 '-'.rrazy
horselesr. bugf^y" or t/^o silver coins
t'lat Irlueb3£trd wore on his ears.
Or perlifips you have an interesting
hobby, or one or two best sellers the
seniors might borrow. A special committee exists for the sole ptirpose of seeing that articles loaned to the Fair
are returned in good cor:.dit;ion.
The seniors solicit
tion. Don't fail them!
your coopera-
Mrs, Anna K. Barsam has tossed aside
her sewing to take up the d\ities of a
producer and will prove to the public
"She Imows her stuff" when her homeroom
329 takes the stage Monday afternoon. If
the dress rehearsal theorj'- holds true,
she mighu well bring her troupe to the
senior assembly,
CALL OUT TE3 GUARD
A complete and well prepared traffic
squad, backed up by a mighty stag line of
junior high bruisers, with a Taylor in
reserve, s'iood guard over the entrance of
Pajre Hall gym duriag the junior high
jitterbug jamboree last '-/eek. As a fi?-s"&
line of
'^he upper doors wtre
Icrjiovl c jid sroroi-v-; ,;'Er.itors v/ere thore
enti'en^hede Inxt no "One
Coiroc
'I'ho ooya just stood aioruid
di c C . u c g ^ o l s .
* * >|« * * * )(« * * * * * * sic * >!<>l<>i< ^ 5;o;< »;< • *
1TE2D fOR !TCRD}:3LL
Fcllov/ing the suggestion of Qnirley
Baldwin, the advanced dramatics club has
sent out a 3all for Jolja ITordell to
direct a three act play v/hich would be
staf^d soni^^time in tht; spring. They are
the firct draimtic club to attompt this
in over six rea'Cb,
ORIilSClT AllD WHITE
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SPOBSIS PAGS
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lianager of the baslietball team, A1
Met2, announces one of the best bask>etball schediUes Milne has had in many
years. This year we vrill have five or
six more games than we have beon allowed
in the past, and have two schools on our
sched-'jile which have not had athletic
relations with Milne before. They are
Berlin Central High School, and Eeveny
Academy,
A bad bl6w for the team was
the
loss of Russell Jones, a letter man last
year, Hovrever, there are a number of
' "
/ i younger fellows on the Junior W.^^iiy
squad last year with the experience to
HOCKEY PRACTICE BEGINS try out for a varsity assignment *hls
year. Led "by Captain' John Fink, and
Beginning with the marvelous weeks
with Chi Id 3 • Stevenson, and Locke from
"before school started and continuing to
last year, our quintet should have a
the present date the Milne girls have
very good season.
"been practising hockey» Although pract-The schedule for this year is as
ising is rouisine work, they have used it
follows:
to the "best advantage T3y learning and exercising the use of many new strokes and
Berlin
triclts vrhich will help the girls in their Dec, 2 (Sat.)
Home
8
(
C
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.
)
Keveney Acadenx^r
Dec,
future games.
Home
Sch^rler
Dec, 15 (Fri.)
Rensselaer
Away
Dec, ?0 (!''ed.)
Ililne girls interested in hockeyt
Away
(Fri.)
Dec,
Albany
Pligh.
and especially those who signed up to
Home
Delmar
Jan.
6
(Sat.)
take hockey on Tuesdays and Fridays must
Away
12
(Fri.)
Keveney Acadernjr
turn out for practice^ It is essential Jan,
Home
Cathedral
Jan.
1?
(Sat.)
that llilne High School "be represented "by
Home
20
(Sat.)
Albany
High
Jan,
a superior team in order that we may
Home
27
(Sat.)
Cobleskill
Jan,
carry on our tradition set "by previous
Rensselaer
Home
9
(Fri.)
Feb.
teams, especially last yearU team, acAi^jay
Schyler
16
(Fri.)
Feb.
cording to Miss Hitchcock,
Away
Cathedral
Feb. 10 (Sat.)
Home
23
(Fri.)
Berlin
The following as well as all girls
Away
Mar. 1 (Fri.)
Delmar
interested in hockey have "been asked to
attend varsity practice: B.Mann, M. Freytag, D. Mochrie, S, Roberts, S* Ruhin,
A^Snyder, B. Thompson,J, Veeder, B, Parsons» Vo Jordon, B, Schreiner, V, Brown,
and A« Beik, M, Baker,H, Cooper, J.Doran,
ir. Eociistrasser, J,Hunting, S, Smith, R.
Martin^ R« Peterson,
Selldrk, M.Soule,
I). Wagotski, J. Wilson and M,Tinch«r. L.
Amhler, E. Bal'bwin, M.Boyce, P«Smith, .
Horton, , Clyne and
.Simmons•
FOOTBALL ACTIVIIIBS PROVE SUCCESSFUL
The Senior Circuit,of the I-Iilne six
man football league, now is proving etc
be successful. This league was started in
Milne for two reasons this fall. One
was to offer some consolation to the
student body for the fact that our at^
tempt at interscholastic football in the
six man division failed. The other is
l-imt3 JOINS I M I O M L HOCKEY rEAG-UB
that through these games interest in the
sport is kept alive among the students
Although the larger majority of
and the athletes themselves receive val-»
Capitol Disttict schools are already
uable training for a fu.ture year, when
mem'bers of the National Hockey League,
interscholastic football may become a
llilne, up to this ^ime, has never "been a
realityo Though the game is "touch",it
ii'prabero ^lie benefit a school derives
irom "belonging to the Hockey organization, is plenty fast. Passing attacks are
accentuated, which odds to the excitement
3.S a reduction in price of all tickets •
of the game, and calls for alert ball
i'he Girls Athletic Club has voted to behandlingo
come a member and so all Milne girls will
obtain a reduction when
purchasing
The team standings axe as follows!
tickets to games connected with the
lost
Team
Won
National League,
Southern California
Washington
Colorado
4
3
4
2
¥f.i :r x-X
1
I.
0
0
1
2
2
2
2
3
•f
f o jT
L L/X li.
SIIA.LL I'T B3 AOAII^?
.^lost of the seniors and juniors
have onl;'" a dim, but pleasant recoliec'&ion of a certain dpy vrhich used
to "be one among the rr.ost outstanding
'lates on llilne^s social calendar, XJnaoubtedljr nearly everv Ililnite has heard
some mention of it^ "but av^ay "back in ^37,
when the upperclassmen were mere oighth
and ninth graders, the last S o c i e t y
" a y took place,
i'ollov.dng the last afternoon class,
everyone trooped to Page Hall (it was
surprising hov; many could stay after
school th?.t afternoon) to await the fun^
participants in the shov/ v/er© the
u....;bers of the four societies—thus the
•i:-vme "Society Day," As may "be remambcK'3d, coiipetltion for recognition as the
bvjst "shov^"^•ivers" v/as not lacking,
A long-lavighed over incident vras a.
3on^' and dance number presented "by some
of the ^big boys'; five of the tallest,
garbed in cheesecloth, arjpeared as the
vras
quintuplets. A.nother "musical"
off erred by a bargo trio, ^hese three
used old times and their own words; the
result \jQ,3 most amusing,
There is nothing to prevent the
groups froiu presenting r. similiar entertainment this year; all that's laclring
is "ye olde steam".
MILllE'S EARLY H'lYS
The follov;ing articles in
this
column form the first in s. nev; vreekly
scries of reminincences. Since this is
Mjlno's 50th anni^i^i-^ary, is it not logical to ptiblish incidents of interest
which, have occureed in schooldays
previous to ours.
Should wG gnirable becaiise vre have
to take gym? " U ^ y back vrhen,.," the
sched-alQ ce.llf^d for at least ten minutes of daily exercise. All classes
performed setting up exercises for two
minutes before proceeding vith the regular class work. The boys v:ere also
given military training,
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The first Soys' Athletic Association
wfiR formed in 1913; they h-ad their first
meeting as an organised group on Sept^
ember 17th and discussed the meets of
the Cross Country team.
HOPES
berlin High School Day (that^s
in Ohio) neant a days*s vacation for one
of our Senior gals. That is, a vacation
if one conoiders taking exams all day "an
inter:.iission of employment^'„
Florence Herber went to this event to
compete for a scholarship to Oberlin
M/LNE
.^TI^-^A
College, Ou.t of the sixteen different
scholarships offered, Miss Herber chose
^^en the Hilne classes ::oved from
Latin as her subject.
the old site on Willet Street to a part
of the building occupied by the Sbate
On Saturday morning she and twenty Normal, their social intentions were
other "brain-storms" laboi'cjd ov^^r ''eroj
well outlined, Daring the first year
e^'as, erat" - plusi After the papers iif-'d under tho new roof, three parti cjs were
b3en corrected, it vras annomiced tliat
grven, but aftur that, the sti^dentg had
'.•ass Flo v/as among those in the "cop quar- b-Lt^ one a yee.r, (And to think that histter.
ory may repeat itself this year, if cur
bottle-bufjters don't reform^)
At present a boy is to be avrarded the
scholarship, but if he decides to go to
Havo you pver wondered whenther our
Yale or somev/here, (and ic> seems "Oliat a
school co''.ors havv3 ' an^" meaning^ The
fevj Albany people hope ho will) Florence
cla3t3 who choice
.cm decided u]pon crimHerber v/ill get the award.
son ."lUd v/hi\»e,—red for their zeal, and
for their youth and purity, and
Sit tibi plus potefjtptidl
in'>egrity^
(^Vliich, you non-Li.it.ln rjti;.dents5 is
just a new way of saying, ''more powe-r
oo you!"
CRIMSOII AlTD V/HITE
IS
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IT oMujf^
OCTOBSH 27.1939
yet ?
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A
DAWN
PATROL
Something nev; under the sun is the
group of ninth graders Tvhich calls itself the "DAVn^T PATROL". This exclusive
men's CIUTD has "been the subject of much
discussion. The group functions as follows: if one member of the club decides
to take a girl to a dance, everyone in
the club must go. Therefore, each one
chooses the lady he v/ishes to escort,
and the entire group goes aroung and
asks the girls to accept their individual i nvi t ati ons!\
There's soraething you senior boys
never tho-aght of!i!! This coming generation! i i 1
IT
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Kr-\p P E:N
! !
IT CAN'T HAPPEN HERE
OR CAN IT???
"Slugger" Stevenson writing poetry
like his famous namesake.
G
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LATE TO BED AND LATE TO RISE
»*by a Milnight Owl
Even though the j-jjiior high did
have a big "shin-dig" last Friday night
they didn't quite put it over all of us
senior highers. I hear tliat several of
the seniors found a nice party v.dth all
the best orchestras (Artie Shaw, Glen
Miller etc.) on record, I also hear
from reliable sources tha.t among those
present were three senior
coupibes:
"Angel" Ledden with "Skinny" Childs,
"Dilgy" with Metz and "Holmesie" with
"Bing", The sensation of the soiree,
however, was created when all our little
"Chorus Boys": VJheeler, Clements, Livermore and Smith tramped in . THRILLi1
thrillII for the galslll Dancy evidently
figures it's fashionable to be late, but
I think it's more fun to come to a dance
before it's over? By the wajr Gil^ v/ho was
that gal we saw you v/ith?
Gad, but Stockholm is a lucky gviy.
Just think, v;ouldn't it be wonderful to
coast up and down Washington Avenue in
your o\m little "coffee pot", \-jheii the
girls, returning from hockey, could throw
you admiring glances!!!
Bob Gale riding a bicycle.
Speaking of cars, if yoii see a long
That I-Iapes man looking up to anyone, "air-conditioned job" around to\fn,it belongs to the "gone but not forgotten"
"Cutie" Eddison"cutting the rugs",
alumnus Ed Harding, He probably calls
it "breezy".
Margy Ga.de not wearing that C,B,A,
battalion F pin,
First it's knotting, then it's
clothes!! Now the seniors are reviving
Bobby Thompson not "cooking somethe fashion of black (or navy blue) and
thing up" with someone.
white one day a week, I'Jho started it?
The same two that started the other fad.
Bryna Ball being indifferent as to
vrhat goes on about her.
We hear that two of OUT senior men
are in their second childliood. Those
The seniors singing "Height Ho Come junior dances must be a grc?at temptation
To The Fair" with every ticket they sell
to Johnny and Gig,
for the Book-Pair,
Vfilson and Regan not wearing those
(attractive or vmattractive—take your
choice) checked shirts,
"Iloisie" Mochrie saying "I'm a oneman girl", and meaning it,
THE
DIPFEREiTCE
"You're just my little bug",
Said he and astonished her vrith a hug.
"Your're just a great big lug",
Said she and "conked" him v.dth a g^ug.
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^ f ^ .
This is the imique way one farmer
proposed to his girl;
"I-fe' darling sv/eet potato,
"Do "ou carrot for me? I-t'' heart
beets for you along. You are a peach,
with your radish hair and your turnip
nose. You are the apple of my eye,
but if v;e cantaloupe now, then lettuce be
married soon, for I Imow v:e vdll make a
happy pear,"
from the Periscope
I eat my peas vdth honey.
I've doiie it all my life,,
It naKcs the pea.s taste fmiiij''
r.vj. iz kof^p'o thorn en my Imige
from the Sider Press