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CRIMSON AND WHITE
Friday, Jan. 21, 1938
THE MILNE SCHOOL
Albany, N. Y.
Volume VIII,
SENIOR
X
Number 14
NEWS
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PiefiE -a-
:iOB...Y CLUB DISCUSSES
FOP RLiVU.IWDER
OF MILNE SCHO^OL YEJiR
T'lio liobby Club mot l a s t Fridc.y i n
Pcvim 2.55• There
a aisousbijxi oi the
cmouiit of uUus tc be xJ^iar Sy a p i c t u r e
could DO Gf.kien f o r the
j^^^r bocic^,
tt
v/cs decided t o
o06 ceuts a -A'oek
u n t i l there v/r.s $lCoOO in the tror.suryc
Bruce Clcineiits f^r^.ve n book r e p o r t
on the bccic "Dark Frit,ate" by Charles
Howes»
It is the £;dventures of p i r a t e s
on the hi^h sec.s.
I t i s very much l i k e
the frjnous book "True sui-e IsliUid"c He
a l s o reccminonded "I^'orthwest Passrt;o",
"Eabblo i n ia'ms", books by Kenneth Roberts,
St'iilGy Edison su^fe-ested to have a
ten minute duscuss ion at the beginning
o f each meeting on c u r i e n t events that
mife-ht be c f i n t e r e s t to the members a
Mr a '.Vard r e c e n t ppeakei- of the club
Wen second p r i z e at the Fort Grange
Stamp Club E x h i b i t i o n which tojiC p l a c e
at the H i s t o r i c a l Arts Building on Washi n t o n AvenuOo
Ki^CULTY
nOIJNOES
SOCLX
SCH]i;DU:E
lOR
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The s o c i a l
schodulc
fcr
J?nuary
19;58 tc June
vas ;..j:ric unood t h i s
weekr Th..r3 aro Jovontoun maji r .jooial
events on clje scho 1 ca.ls'jda/- f. r the
remainJo/' c.,; rnc
.jaouar;.- 29 frcm
6 to 'i.'.-' ^-'Ojf.ck the Senior
v.!'.]
haire a p.^rGy in tiit; wLmmcn"^ j h i s -vi 11
end tho f'r-.-!.
ni.^btr-.r
Qu i n and S
w i 11
cr nC uo c- the i r
initiatiivj.s on Fojruajr^ 10 f..n.I
respcotiv>?Iyo They w i l l take p l a . o in tho
small gyiii frciii 5••30 to 5 c'cloch',-. H'^b—
ruary ?,! :>s also the date c f thn jiuiior
High party which v/iil. be cc,
in
the Comm;ns from 6 to 11 0''aL0ck.-, The
two g i i - l s ' s o c i e t i e s j o i n f o r c e s
present t h e i r annual ^uin-^Sit^ma Dance on
February 26 f r - m 9 to 12 in the Ocii.uK.r.r.
The annual Pize Speaking
contest
f o r Senior Higli v / i l l trdce p l a c e on Ivlacch
13 in the ^xuditorium frcm 8 tc 10 o '
c l o c k o March 25 from 8 to 11 c ' : ; l 0 c k
the Milne ^ym c l a s s e s present t h e i r ,.'vm
N i g h t " i n Page Hall Gymo
I,e r 0 V S mi th w f > s ch c s e n C ha i rma n o f
The Hi-Y GtC dance w i l l be on .i.pril
the projram conifiittee
who w i l l be in
1 in tiie Co:mnons from 9 tc 12 c ' c j . o c .
chargc c i a prc-brrni f o r each meetii-igt
i p r i l 8J the students anc. f a c u l t y ox
M3 Ine w i l l C O I n d u c t
the annual Pcronts^
N^.ght i n the Auuitoriuin and classrocms
01 school o The Student Council wi.i.l
..ULNE ELTi^LTx^iNS
sponsor a card p a r t y on A p r i l 2 9 frcm 2
to 5 0^clock i n the Page Hall t^yruo
Betty Barden c.cted c;.s t^astraistress
at the recent
laydays F i r s t V i r g i n i a
Tripp and Elizabeth Sinmons presented a
comic convorsaticno The Francos
3ey«"
niuur and Margaret Chr r l e s srng tv/o son..so
June Davis, an eighth g r a d e r , s-ng adid
danced to the
"You Can't Stop Me
from Dreaming",
The entertaiEment ccrrimittGo, Betty
Barden^ Miriam
Freundj, Janet
Clark,
ixlora Boik and Betty Shriner presented a
s k i t e n t i t l e d "Dirty Work on the B a l l
Court", or "Nevei' Trust a Wora^n"^ A f t e r
this^ jGiiot Clark played the ptLano and
the g i r i s
danced»
MiniE NiLETS
S.^TURLi.Y
SCHtJYliER
HOlvIE COURT
Tomorrov/ nii,ht at 8?00 in Pago Hall
gym "The Red Eridoi>s'' f 'ce again the
team T;hc once t h i s season defeated u&o
M Ine looks forward to ad^int;,' another
v i c t - r y to t h e i r b-'d r e c o r d ,
Seciiii.-; t h i s i s one c f M}.lno»s l a s t
t,ames of the season we are l o o k i n g f o r ward to a r o c c r d turn-^uto
COl^CTIOW
The Crimson and White begs t o make
a corrccTicru
"Trchostra f o r
the
Senior Higii Sweater Party w i l l bo Paul
Parker,
instead
c f Barty Zabin»
Tho Junior High w i l l have
their
f i n a l party of the year on May 6 from 8
to 11 o ^ c l o c k i:i the Commonse Tho f o u r
societies
o f M^lne w i l l
sponsor the
annual QTSA formal dance on May 13 in
the Cor.jii. ns from 9 to 1 o ' c l c c k o
The
s o c i e t i e s again j o i n f o r c e s on May 18 to
preseut S o c i e t y Day i n the Auditorium
from
to 4 o* c l o c k . The ridir^'
c l a s s o f MJ-lne v ; i l l conduct the i..nnual
Horse Show on May 20 at Tro^.p B Armory,
On June 4 , tho y e a r l y s c h o o l outing'
w i l l take p l a c e . Tills yet.r i t v / i l l bo
an e x c u r s i o n to Kingston P o i n t , The
Senior cl.\ss w i l l
' p r e s e n t Class Niglit
and the Senior Ball on June 17 frcm 8 to
12 o ' c l o c k
in tlic Auditorium,and Gommchs*
Commencement w i l l
take p l a c e on June 27
from 8 to 10 o^clock i n tlie Auditorium.
This w i l l be the f i n a l s c c i a l event of
the school year®
SENIORS ATTEND
Last Mj^nday a f t e r n o o n c t SjaD, the
Senior Class held a meeting
i n tho
"Little Theatre0
Richard Game, c l a s s
p r e s i d e n t , was i n charge of the meetincj'.
The c l a s s d i s c u s s i o n was about the ye..r
book and Senior dues«
It was decided
l e t t e r s w.uld bo sent to the parents of
a l l Seniors owitig" moro thc.n two months
duesj Tlie c l f . s s dues arc payij.blo once
each month.
CRIMSON
V^HITE
JiJvUiJ^Y
1938
tp'ij
Editorir.l
S (1 i t o r~ i r.*3Chl o f
A s s o c i a t e Ec'itor
oenior Ass. Editor
Marxci^^^ia^; S ' l i t o r
Scciety Editor
Excnaa^'o E d i t o r s
Club E l i t o r
Student Council Rep*
Feature Ef.itor
Sports Editor
Sports 7vriters
Girls* Sport E d i t o r
Ajrt E d i t o r
Wmr^So'J} PAbb-tiGE. BY K:® twi:TH BDBERTS
Staff
V i r g i n i a Tripp
P e t t y Pardon
A l f r e d Wheeler
Geor^-e F-irrinbton
Janet Cole
Janet Crowley
L o i s Hayner
Iviar i 0 n Ivj c Co rn.a ck
S e e l e y Funi^
Betty Scliultz
Richard Game
K^nesley
Gri{^{i,s
Ed HardingEd S'^.irkweather
Margaret ChcJ'les
Richard iiudrews
Reporters
Ruth Rasp
Dorothy Dey
Betty Holmes
Ann
Ruth
Seli^irk
Helen B.-rlcor
Kancy
Glass
Doris .Velsli
Jean
Best
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Charles McCullock
Miriam Prucnd
J a n t t Clark
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Published weekly by the Crir:ison and
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REiilMEER THE MID-YEAI^S:
We
d o n ' t vvf nt to preach an o l d
sermon to ^ou, but are you
preparing
yourselves
enough f o r
the
raid-years?
Remember t h e y ' r e
not so very f a r i^t.f
now and every day wasted
i s a day l o s t
f o r y o u . You p r o b a b l v w i l l
think, o f
t h i s " as , ou s i t
and .takQ your exam
but we t.iou^ht w e ' d t.ive ^ou a chance
to looK anead»
This bock
is h i s t o r i c a l
fiction,
based on the l i f e
o f an Indian
fighter
named Jaegers^ R o g e r s , during h i s i ; f e o
l i v e s and f i g h t s j u s t
a short ways e a s t
and northeast o f h e r o , so t h a t the book
i s made doubly i n t e r s t i n g by
reference
to f a m i l i a r p l a c e s ^ Perhaps
the f i r s t
t h i r d o r h a l f o f the book concerns
Rogers'
daring r a i d on the S^int Francis
Indians i n Canada during the French and
Indian war^ Rogers
marched
swiftly
t h r o i g h h o s t i l e t e r r i t o r y with a
large
f o r c e of F;..ench a day b e h i n d . Ee struck
and v/as o f f again Vv'ithin three h o u r s ,
although the Journey took almost a mouth.
During the t e r r i b l e
t r i p home ,hit;men'-,,,
were slov.'ly s t a r v e d ;
they l i v e d cn a
handful o f dried corn a day. Seme went
mada When at l a s t they reached
the.tid e s t i n a t i o n , the p e o p l e who wei-e there
with f o o d had jui t l e f t o
Rogers p i c k ed som.e m.en and went s i x t y
miijs
for*
helpo
Such events as these illustrate the
difficulties m.et by poople trying to
settle a new land at,the expense of someone elsei>
The remainder
o f the book has a
trcigic note as i t d e p i c t s
the gradual
d i s i n t e g r a t i o n o f Rogers^, F i n a l l y , d i s honored he f l e o s to England, to
remain
f o r e v e r a s.id m.emory to h i s former f o l Icwerso
THE ^UCOAlfEER
" D i r e c t e d by Ce(jil B. D e M i l l e "
invariably indicates
excellent
"pirturos.
The g r e a t d i r e c t o r ' s l a t e s t p r o d u c t i o n i s
"The Buccaneer", a t h r i l l i n g " C o n c o c t i o n "
o ' f ' h i s t ' o f y \inJ "hokum", says • L i f e zine«
L Q f i t t e , t h e daring smuggler o f New
O r l e a n s , was condemned and pardoned i n num^eralbe times by ari^Ty a u t h o r i t i e s ; howe v e r , he b o l d l y swaggered
i n the s t r e e t s
o f Now Orleans whenever he p l e a s e d .
In the War o f 1812, when the United
S t a t e s was
in/, a c r i t i c a l
position,
Lafitte
c l i m b e d " through the window o f
General J a c k s o n ' s h e a d q u a r t e r s ,
stole
"Old H i c k o r y ^ s " gun and o f f e r e d t o help
defend New Orleans i f h i s captured p i r a t e s were realoased#
Jackson, o f n e c e s s ity,
accepted
the unique
pi-oposition*
The f i e r c e p i r a t e corps saved the d a y !
This a o p l i e s
to the s e n i o r s
esp e c i a l l y . IvUst
o f you
w i l l wont to
F r e d e r i c March i s the impudent Jean
go to some c o l l e g e next year and «
lot
Lafitte;
first
lietitenant
Dominique
will
depend upon youi^ high s c h o o l marks
You
i
s
AJ^:im
T
a
m
i
r
o
f
f
;
the
love
interest
when you apply
for
admission^ .
So
c
o
n
s
i
s
t
s
o
f
l
i
t
t
l
e
Dutch
nxiid
called
why not put ^ o u r s e l f in the b e s t p o s s i b l e
Gretchen
(a
t
a
l
e
n
t
e
d
Hur^garian,
F
ranclight
by having a good r e c o r d to show
iska
G
a
l
when y o u leave hi^h s c h o o l ?
It's
all
up to youl
The Buccan.jor i s c.n " e x c i t i n g , r o b u s t ,
c.nd g r a n d i o s e " e p i c ;
it
a l s o has
its
share o f humorous i n c i d e n t s .
D o n ' t miss sjeiiTg' The Buccaneer when
i t ai-rives at your neiii^hborhbod t h e a t r e l
CRIMSON M D
VD\uw\e
WHITE
SOCIETIES
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Quotations wei-e from Shaleespeare«,
Jane VeddGic r e p o r t cn the l i f e o f
3hak:espGGrG, end Eetty S c h r i e n e r
quoted
from Macbeth "by Shakespeare
M a r j o r l e Tend announced
Quin pins have arrived®
t h a t the
Tliero was f u r t h e r d i s c u s s i o n
on
the Q,uin-CU;_,ma D m c e . Yire^inia Tripp i s
chv.irni.:u of entertv^inment,
The Quill
son^i
c l o s e d the meetin^i»
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JAEUALY 21,
EXCHANGES
L p . Hi
1938
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V/o love to go to c o l l e g e ,
It m.akes us use cur b e a n s ,
•
You'd be s u r p r i s e d how much we l e a r n e d
last year,
On campus s l o t machines*
WGLXQ Beacon
Tom cn a very c o l d night drove Mary home
from the shew, axid a f t e r a time she b e gan to c r y .
"What's the m a t t e r ? " asked Tom.«
"My hands are c o l d , " Mary sobbed, "and
nobody l o v e s me©"
"God l o v e s y o u , your mother l o v e s you
and y o u can s i t on your h a n d s , "
Mur-Mur-Ette
Theta Nu;
P r e s i d e n t , Eichard S e l k i r k ,
the meetirv; to o r d e r .
ci^lled
A f t e r the s o c i e t y voted upon having
a bc-sKiGtbr.ll team, the members u n a n i mously e l e c t c d
fob
T a f t as
captain.
" P a t " Mirc.nda, who has a s s i s t e d Tom
Ryan in coaching Milne ^_,ames, has
consented to coach Theta Nu's
team«, The
members o f the team are n o t ,
as y e t ,
determined.
R u s s e l l Jones
gave a review o f
cutstandi:ig
events
in s p i r t s ,
and r e f e r r e d t o a Sport Scrapbook which he had
collected,
Tne mooting was adjourned a.t '5:Z0 •
5 igma t
Thero was a short d i s c u s s i o n
of
the d e c o r r . t i c n s
f o r the Quia-'** Sigma
Dance•
A r d e l l e Chadderton
game a r e p o r t
on the l i f e o f S . S . Van Dine^
A f t or dismiss iiit, "Dhe Sophomores,
the J u i l o r s
and S e n i o r s d i s c u s s e d the
initiation.
Adelphoi;
Durin£s the meeting,
the
members
debated the s u b j e c t j Resolved that g o v erners
should be put on a l l
pleasure
cars r e s t r i c t i n t
the speed t o
fifty
m i l e s per h o u r . The f i n a l
d e c i s i o n was
f o r the n e g a t i v e .
A l f r e d Metz re_ c r t e d on The War o f
author
The Worlds^, by H. G W e l l s . The
imagbock that i s very
has v^ritton
i n a t i v e but one which i s easy t o road
ICS
The Specic.l A c t i n g gr..up o f the
Dramatics Club did choral work a t
their
meetiiTg l a s t F r i d a y .
( c o n t i n u e d in column two)
Plumber ( a r r i v i n g l a t e ) *
•\Vell, how
is
it?"
Happy Husband;
"Nj^t so bad. While we
v^ere waiting' f o r y o u ,
I taught my w i f e
to swimo"
Mur-Mur-Ette
John - " I t must be tou{:^-h to eat soup witha mustt-.che^"
Ixoyd - "Yes, i t * s q u i t e a s t r a i n . "
Mur-Mur-Ette
HOBBY CLUB
At the l a s t meeting o f
the Hobby
Club, Jack Skinner suminarized the l e c t u r e on skiing- v/Mch Ed^ar Harding gave
the week before® Ee a l s o
added a few
o t h e r rem.arKs on the technique o f s k i i n g i
FRKNOH CLLTB
The French Club d i s c u s s e d the Milne
emblems.
The
members r e q u e s t s
that
those who have not y e t bought an emblem
buy o n e . The c l u b v / i l l use the money
c o l l e c t e d to pay the expenses
of
the
department
linguaphone which the French
purchased l a s t year^
The i n i t i a t i o n
iiiti the meetingo
Dramr.tics
took
place
dur-
(cont.)
The Sophomore A c t i n g group
discussed the p l a y Two Crooks and £ Lady,
vii i c h they w i l l
present
in a s s e m b l y .
The
cast
is
as
follows* L u c i l l e ,
J a c q u e l i n e Townsend;
Miller,
Edward
S t e r n f e l d ; Mrs. Simmersvan, Betty Mann;
and Miss J o n e s , Margaret Chase. The
date o f the p l a y has not
been announ-"
ced.
The S e t s group worked on
their
model s t a g e .
The members e x p e c t
to
finish
it
i n a few weeks. The d u l l
a l s o d e c i d e d to i . : c 1 c g the s e t s f o r the
Sophomti-e g r o u p ' s p l a y »
CRBISON
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BESIDE
STORY
OF
MILNE EASKETBJsLL
DErExxTS BETHLL^HEI:. CEH'iluJ.,
i56-14
Have Ycu ovei- w.. l". loreu at., ut iviilr.o's
Tne Milne b . s k o t b a l l team turned in
b:\sk:otb -.11 men c.s ^ lu v/ctclie-1 them r l o y
a s & t i s f y i n t j v i c t o r y over Bethlehem CenafoaiLisb ctlior l o c a l
teams? You coii;G tc
t r a l by the s c o r e o f 3 6 - 1 4 ,
a
feciiie,
thorn x lc.y , Mien
abouit ^
them u n t i l the next t^ame.
Milne jumped i n t o an e a r l y lead and
was never l e s s tha^n 8 point?? ahead a f t e r
There
i s mere in t ( . s k : e t b a l l , howthe f i r s t quarter*
e v e r , tiian j u s t
Official
feOmes,
There are days o f p r a c t i c e Cn
Bob T o f t , our KLL
Albany
Center
the c o . r t , and d i s c u s s i o n o f me the'''.s, but
was the outstandin,^ p l a y e r e His s e n that is not a l l
In order t o r e a l l y i^-'^y
sational
t'^fii'diD^ and sc^ i'int.
ciade
fi'ood b a s k e t b a l l ,
it
i s necess.iry
for
" T l t , e r " the hero o f
the evenint.. He
the p l a y e r s to t r t d n constantly®
scored 20 p o i L t s , y e t h i s m.an was scc^re—
less,. The second h i g h e s t
scorer
for
Virhoii you see q ^ood
"t^sketball
Milne was S e e l y Funk, w i t h 4 p o i n t s .
p l a y e r in a c t i o n , you are looking' at a
boy who lias not j u s t
ste^pod into the
This i s
the second time that we
e>ame in h i s
l a s t y e - r s o f hie;h s c h c o i o
have bfaaten Delm.ar t h i s y a r .
The score
You are lojkirit, at
boy who has l i v e d g
o f the f i r s t ^ame v/as 33-15• At,ain Bob
b o c d , clecLi l i f e , f , n d
t r a i n e d hiinsolf up
T a f t was hit,h,
our team 11 p o i n t s .
u n t i l the mc.ment who n he mif-j,'ht p a r t i c i pate in b a s k e t b a l l . There are f e l l o w s in
M i l n e , v/ho aro t^cca. ball^
s^ and you
should
l i t u l u aOuUl tnuiii,
EENbSELAER BOV/S TC MILRE
Tne CL,^,tain, S e e l y Fuuk, nas p l a y e d
on the f i r s t s t r i n g
f e r two y e c r s * He
i s one o f those dependable p l a y e r s whom
you u s u - J l y sec in the midst at a l ^ t i m e s .
The la'iky s i x f o o t e r wh'^ h o l d s the
position
o± center
i s the veteran Bob
•^ife-er" T a f t , Titter has played
first
s t r i n - , be.11 f o r t h r e e yec:rs, havir^ been
a m.ember o f ttie tamous
team i n h i s
sophomore ye r .
This year Ti^er has a l ready s c o r e d abcut 50 p o i n t s
in f i v e
11• r:es • This
i s c n evei-a^e c f abo ut 10
nd that i s basketbc.l 1,
points
^s-nother la:.ky s i x f o . t e r is Jack
Bea^'le, Jack i s c very ^oo man to have
itnder the or.sket, and his s e t snots are
a l o t o f help to the teamo
In the c l a s s with T a f t and
Ec&glc
i s a r..d lie ad whose h e i g h t
i s o f i^reat
Qdvantai;^o under the b a s k e t . His
name
i s Ed f.'.lkei , and h i s s p e c i f > l t / i s
to
snaei" our op^.cnents* p u s s e s .
The l a s t
of the t a l l b >ys i s Marty
Creesy, v/hc has j u s t r e c e n t l y returned to
the
V.'e are ^lad to see him back ,
and h^.pG to sec a l e t fr^m him. Martyrs
r e t u r u means a cou.plote teuia f ^ r the r e mainder o f xlie seaLun^ (V/c i.^jt-'u)
direct
conLr'-ist iu uio Dw^'s j u s t
mentioned i s Eri-stus "Brud" D ^ v i s ,
This
i s the boy with that swell brush c u t who
puts so iiiucii o f the "Id I'lf^^-t int'- Milne
e,ames, Erud m.alces u;; f'^r h i s hei=--:ht by
beiriej a r e g u l a r
dead eye when i t ccmes
tc s c • r i : •
.another
1-r.yei o f Brud»s type i s Ed
Hardi.\,> Ed i s r p l a y e r whom the f e l l o w s
and tiiO cc ,cli r e a l l y a p p i - e c i a t e .
His
pl.-yi!\j'
^
' •-•"t
"tyi^ which i s ap;_arent
t o the spec t a t .
.but i t i s th.,t st^c.dy
type w i c h r . . a l l y wins i-j.u^os^ You w i l l
u3u..lly
see Ed defundir^, our ^ o a l frcm
h i s s - . f e t y p o s i t i o n . This bey deserves
rii^re c r e d i t than he t^ots^
Last
Friday
the
Milne
basketball
squad trounced
Eensselaer
Klb'h 27 - 15 to avenge a p r e v i o u s
defeat® This i s the f i r s t time we
have
beaten them i n f i v e ^axiiese
Bob T a f t , actirij^^- c a p t a i n f o r M i l n e ,
was the
H^-tjli-scoror f o r
the
tnird
conseciiiilslve '
v/ith 13
..ointSoHis
j,^erfurmance was a l l the m.ore out-stu.ndi.i^
bwci.usti he was ] l a y i n g
in
x-osition
Qe^ainst D^Arcy, the
outstanding R e n s s e l a e r ^.layer, whcm he h e l d
to 5 p o i n t s ^ Richard Gam.o, ,-,lso p l a y i n g
a 4,'uard p i . . s i t i o n ,
coiitributed 6 points
w i t h severaJ b r i j l i a n t s h ^ t s . He
also
h e l d n i s man to a lev; s c e r e , C^^pt^.in
S e e l e y Fume was .ot able
to p l a y as
he has am i n f e c t e d arm.
MILNE
SCORE I.GI.IN
The Milne Jayvees won t h e i r sevezith
st. rai^ht
.jame l a s t
Friday when
trimnied the Rensselaer
junior
Varsity
32-6e Russel Jones and Richard Paland
wore hiL>h-scorgrs f o r
the i_L,me with
IQ p c i t . t s each® The s c o r e at h a l f time
was 1 6 - 0 .
( c o n t i n u e d fi-om cclumn one)
ifnother scrap., y 2' - ^ \ „ s t e r thc.t p l a y s
the o l d , flt^htini, brand o f t a l l is D i c k ,
"Small Chanc^e" Grme. In h i s f i r s t y e a r
as a ref_^ular ^..Iryer, he has proved h i s
worth.
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SEEE IN THE COivikCNS Ol^E SATLfLT-4Y
There's no re son f o r • Gomp3/,\i»its People V/aitin^- For :-,n Orchestro,;:
in this column because a l l of the gc.gs ' People VurLting
have t^one over big n:any times b e f o r e . People
Read ^em a;:._,c.in cnyhow.
Damia studying her "Ivlacbeth" liiv.v.s.
Geometry Tui^cher*How large was that pamia studyingo
tri:mglo
you Led trouble
with,
Mr. Damial
Wortendyko?
Wortendykoj ^Aba. t
two inches square.
Bob: -
i:.lv;r.,ys
"V/ore
you
a
Ping-pong being i I c y e d ,
Ping-pong:
Ping;
dentist,dad?"
Father: - N o ,
I was a r i v e t e r
got nervous working so high u p . "
until I
Book: Salosiiian: - ^'Yes, t h i s book w i l l
hr I f your Y/ork,"
•m ^ ,
^
^
»,
E d j - "Okay, I w i l l
t-'.ke two of themo"
T^oice in telephone
Mr. Jones?
"Yes."
" I s your house on
"Yeso"
^^Vell, ou b e t t e r
.t
2
killing
Gardner and Jansing s i t t i n g on a t a b l e .
Gardner and jansingo
Gardner.
M. : is this .
acting d i g n i f i e d .
bophomores o.c^jing©
bophomureso
the
move
bus
it,
line?"
there's a
,
,
F i r s t s o n : - " I c i n U got no l^utter. Pa.
F a t h e r ; - "Correct
your
brother, John."
Second s o n ; - (looking at f i r s t b r o t h e r ' s
p l a t e ) : "Yes you i s » "
WOWi This is
Milne b.ys a c t u a l l y wanting to dance.
actually^
Milne boys?
Your ramibling r e p o r t e r has taken up
^^^^
^^
ingl
(That m.eans weWe been looking i n to the f u t u r e , in case y o u ' r e wondering^)
Have we got news —Hero goes J
At f i r s t giance we see that famous
hcckey p l a y e r , " B i l l " French lying
flat
Well,we hope ^ ou haven't heard about the cn h i s back in the h o s p i t a l . Yes, Frenfamous c o l l e g e p r o f e s s o r who, a f t e r long,
c h i e , of a l l p e o p l e , r i g h t in the miiddle
intensive^
study,
has concluded
that c f a game was trying to catch the eye of
most high schooc
students
are super- ^ cute l i t t l e b l o n d e . Looks l i k e Fren i o r in mentality to Mongolian I d i o t s ,
chie caught i t , oh?
This is a l i t t l e
us
Eel10 Folks,
(you h o p e ) .
sacreligious,
buo then,
Dick Gair.e [the won.cin- hater)
Is
kbown as "The Voice of Experience" and
1st Student (translating' Latin) i Paris in his column on "Advice tc the L.ove
was moved e:rertly by the words o f Venus." Lorn" he includes hiv own
personal ex^
"Them's
2nd L a t i n S t u d e n t ; strong words stranger,
.. ^ , ,
..
Bettyj"I feel c h i l l y . "
Newel J- No wonder, t h a t ' s a d r a f t
^ '
• V ' "
you're riding.
powerful
P^^i^'^ces,
^^^^^ ^^^^^^
^^^^^^
^
shop c a l l e d "The Creesy D i s h " , (get it?^'
horse
Noni:
This i s not . n
coluna
but we wonder now 11 some
iis
cor. tox^-'S
.4 ,
T
shouldn't hc.ve been exchanged foisomQthing e l s e ,
j
x
l^ewton at i i r s t v;as rather
doubtful i f her novelty c o i n snop would
succeed, but now business is booming
^^^^^ ^^^^^^ f a s c i n a t i n g coJins.... ^
Gin N i c h o l s ,
L i t t l e G i f f i s malting q great b i g
h i t as an orchestra l e a d e r ; tune in ev—
ery night at j u s t about sc you can "Sifig
and Dance with L i t t l e L a n t z " .
M \ \ \ , A/uVv^Wr
CRUVISON AIVD 'YKITE
FEATURES
JAKUARY 2 1 ,
IS YOUR Niii^iE KELE7
W TRAILJ &R WH^T HAVE YOU?
Did some one say Snow T r a i n ? Maybe
the r e s t o f ^ ou d o n ' t knov/ that a Snow
t r a i n means g e t t i n g up at s i x o ' c l o c k on
a c o l d Sunday morning to eat a
hot
b r e a k f a s t , p.T.ck a lunch, and then niaKe a
mad dssh to ^'et a t r a i n at e i g h t o ' c l o c k
but j u s t ask some o f the Milbne guys and
g a l s wno went l a s t Sunday and they ^11
t e l l you.
Althou{ih you f e e l
like
the
last
r o s e o f suniiTior, and c o u l d shoot the p e r son who suc.,osted the Snow t r a i n , ycu'!fee
ib f o r a i2,'ood time, b e l i e v e i t o r n o t .
A f t e r r i d i n g three hours on a s i x teen car ti-ain with about
nine hundred
and e i ^ h t y - t h r e u
other p e o p l e ,
you'll
f i n a l l y roach iM^drth Creese o r somewj:i2?a?E
up y o n d e r .
D o n ' t e>et
e wron6,that
way, have ^ou ever t r i e d to s i t e i o h t i n
two s e a t s ?
It r e a l l y
i s great
sport.
O^^'ce at 70l^r d e s t i n a t i o n , you can choose
what e v e r winter s p o r t yai p r e f e r * F o s t e r S i p p e r l y , Kenny Lasher, A1 Newten,
Roger Ortoii, and A.^ty Sm.ith choose a ski
t r a i l , one o f those e x p e r t things v/ith a
l o t o f turns and h i l l s and jumps and s o forth»
The ski tow came i n handy.Setty
Schultz,
Dot Sherman, and Helen Barker
tried their s k i l l
on skates and the
toboggan
s l i d e . At l e a s t
they came
back a l i v e . Of course there are
c,lways
some n o v ' c e s mixed i n w i t h the good s k i ers,
Mid^e S t t n t o n , Barbcra
Soper,
L o i s Haynor, and Mariqn Mc Corm.ack b e long to t h i s group. D o n ' t
f e e l too bad
L-bout i t i ^ i r s l , we a l l hi-d t o l e a r n once
and the snow i s s o f t . W e ' l l l e t you i n
on a l i t t l e s e c r e t : these Milne g a l s w i l l
soon make t l i o i r debut i n ori M*G» A* news
reel.
You've r e a l l y g o t
sorr.othing
there.
At s i x o'cibock you scram.ble abroad
the t r a i n f o r the homeword journey^ Can
you p i c t u r e "Sippy" d r i n k i n g a quart~
( o f m i l k ) . V/e saw him do i t . You
girls
sure do Lcnow the way to a man's
heart,
at l e a s t v.^e'd think so to
look at
the
s i z e o f the lunches ^ou di'<ut,tjed along
with y o u , Anyway
yuu d i d n ' t
take i t
home with you and these ki-liie f e l l o w s do
litce c h o c o l a t e c a k e .
Try as you might you c o u l d n ' t walk
in a s t r a i g h t l i n e on the swnying
train
on the way home. Or c r u l d ycu? On nne
o f our l i t t l e jaunts through the
train
we n o t i c e d our sophmore f r i e n d s , Donnar
Atwood and JoHn Meson and a l i t t l e snow4
'"So-long gang, see ^cu on the next
Snow t r a i n . Hope y o u ' r e t h e r e .
1938
One Dey v/hile Skiping S w i f t l y d o m
the s t r e e t I ran i n t o R. MMN" WTley r e c o v e r d h i s br.l'.nce,
I "TpVJligTzTd"" f o r
T r i p p i n g him. He assui-red me in h i s
i-e St "manner thr.t i t was p e r f e c t l y
all
rifeirtc
I s o . n d i s c o v e r e d , as ne e s c o r t ed m.e Holrnefs), that h i s name was Charlie
Iie"was a very n i c e Maun.
I's'oon
grew to r e c . l i s e r One day ""Ee"^ took me
Hunting-o Htc? Bna,;le hound went with uS/,
A f t e r tramiping^tPlrTT'brush ana l u s h , we
heard a Rc.sping n o i s e near at h rlKo Upon i n v e s t i g a t i n g ,
i t o n l y proved to be
the Beagle hound c o u g h i n g , s h o r t l y ahead
o f us'^^ Silddenly i n the d i s t a n c e we
heard a cibap o f
thundei.
It
started
gettirig C o l e . The r a i n soon cam.e down
in b u c k e t s . Everything s t a r t e d
getting
Soupyy and soon turned i n t o l i t t l e Ponds,
We s t a r t e d running and l o o k i n g
f o r shel—
ter,
but c o u l d not Seymour than
three
f e e t ahead o f us%
Suddenly a Brown
Earne(s) loom.ed ahead o f u s , and we took
s h e l t e r t h e r e . The B a r n f s ) proved t o be
invaded w i t h Millerfcl7 r^id the le...ky: r o o f
causir-g the water to
fill
the Barn(s)
made us v/ish f o r a Plumber.
.. -:C£.fi.rles
said we had b e t t o r l o c k f o r another r e fufe'e. Then he e s p i e d a Be ike l e a n i n g a g u i n s t one o f the - w a l l s .
^ t what good
was a Beike with a f l o o d e d
countryside.
I had j u s t r e s i g n e d my s e l f
to iry f r . t e ,
when alone came Buck R o g e r ( Q r t c n ) in h i s
f l y i n g s u i t to our r e s c u e .
IVIy Hero I
i
was soon f l y i n g i n the c l o u d s with Buck^
when sud-.enly, p l o p , I f e l t m.yself
fal-r
l i n g , o n l y to awake to the f a c t that I
had j u s t f a l l e n out Qf b e d .
It was only
a dre£iml
Speaking o f hero w o r s h i p s ,
o r were we?
Here are some s e c r e t Passions o f M i l nites.
Barden:
"Gary C o o p e r ' s mine, h e ' s so
t a l l and b o y i s h . "
Reganj
" I ' l l take Carole Lombard, {^if
Gable d o e s n ' t mind), s h e ' s i r r e s i s t a b l e
Matt i c e J
" W e l l , K e l s o n Eddy g i v e s miO
that old f e e l i n g - " .
Lasher;
" S h i r l e y Temple.
You must ratal i z e I ' d p r e f e r a p e t i t e b l o n d e . "
R. S e l k i r k J
"iinyone but T a y l o r , j u s t to
be d i f f e r e n t , "
A1 Wheeler:
"Martha Raye. The r e a s o n ' s
tire obvious I "
Rasps
"Cht.rles Boyer i s h o t .
Oh, zat
a c c e n t she i z zo c u t e X "
Hume:
"Mae Wf^st i s j u s t my t y p e , d o n ' t
yuu think? Or d o n ' t cha?
Baldwin:
" B i l l Robinson g e t s me.
His
SKin i s so " S n f t y " c o l o r e d , "
Lj_vermore and Biiig'ham:
"Madeline
Carroll.
She was born on our b i r t h d a y , so
she must be g o o d . "
DeyJ
" I ' m crazy about Donald Duck.
He
is
so
"DUCi^"a
ifl