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CRIMSON AND WHITE
Friday. Dec. 17,1937
THE MILNE SCHOOL
Albany N. Y.
Volume VIII,
Number 11
SENIOR
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J u s t h e l ; ; u s w i i i , dC '.r Gc.n.ta c l a u s o ,
B G c r u s e t h o y nir.ko u c f l u t i . i .
',Ve v j o u l a n ' t w , : n t t c hu^-t ' e t i m u c h ,
J u s t a p e l a t o r uwc rd'ie ,d,
But f o r
.v-i'i.:. s r . k o l d o n ' t f a i l me now
r.ria l e i witim v/ii: i n i i t . . u d .
I n c l o s i n e ^ , l i , j t nio r.SiC f o r l u o r u ,
B u t n o t s o r.iuch y o u s u e .
J u s t l o t t n e to:;.chcrs tnKo t h c ; i r
Tc s q u i r m i n
ralsory.
APPY NEW YEAR
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IvMY WIKSHURST IS
CIu.ML'xN FOR THE
CUE I CTl^iL.S
SEKBL lES
IvIiliiG^s f.irinuc.j Christmas ^'.secmbly
will be under the lejsdership of Mary
Winshurst, Fridt^y afternoon ct 2,30
0*clock. The m£.iQ event of the program
will be the judging of the Christmos
boxes by Miss Fillingham, Miss Mcrtin,
and Mr. Haymondo
The student body will participate
in the s It'iging
of Christmas Carols
throughout the program* The carols v;hich
will be sung are "Silent Night", T Little
Town of Bethlehem^V, 'V/e Three Elngs of
Orient Are", "It Came Upon a Midnight
Clear," end "0 Come All Ye Faithful
The trio will sing "Sweet 'Sue" and
••Rosalie"* Lois Hayner, Margaret Charles
and Fran Seymour are in the trio.
Hazel Roberts will play "Prelude in
C# Minor*" Dexter Simpson will render G
solo J
Tho students will also t^ive some of
the school cheers lead by Vritsinia Tripp
and Marjorie Pond, co-captains of the
cheerler.ding squad*
DECEMBER 17, 193'^
CVo\,ISII A J U W N W U
THE THIRTEEl^ITH iil^IMJiJ.
CHR ISTIVL'xS PLAYS
A
GREAT SUCCESS
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The various sections of the Drairj^
atics Club busily
prepared for the
Christmas Pjays v/hich v/ere presented in
Page Hall auditon-ium, Thursday, December
16, Qt 8815 o'clock.
Betty Schultz was in charge of the
props comiiilttee® Those assisting her
were Marcia Wileyj iam Hunting, Dorothy
Sherman, and Helen Barker®
Tho make-ups v/ere done by Mr* Garrett, with jean Best and Miriam Freund
assisting him,
Marian McCorm/ick was assisted by
V/illian Saunders, Charles Barnes, Robert
Bingham, John FirJc, and Russell Jones In
the sets group,
Sally Devereaux and Betty Barden
were costum.e chairmen* Those assisting
themxiere Evelyn Wilbur, Elinor Fapsons,
Jane Phillips, and Ada Snyder,
Robert Wilke v/as in charge of Gen~
eral Utilities-, Adele Corwin and Bryna
Ball assisted himRichard Andrews was in charge of
the programs, assisted by Roger Orton,
SENIOR HIGH FJIARS
SFE.iCER ON
V/ELF.J?E CCNDITIONS
On V/ednesday, in
assembly, Rev*
Richard Morford spole to the Senior High
School, He told them what was being
done for the poor families for the
Albany community by the Albany Protestant Welfare Association^ He spake of
the conditions under which macy Albany
families arc forced to live* He asked
different people to find out how many
people there were on Home Relief, Old
Age
Assistance, V/PA, and
Dependant
Children files. Yer* Morford also told
how much good oui^ annual Christmas Boxes
do to help these families. He suggested
that we try to help all year long, instead of just at Christmas tim.e, Ee
urged us to add a course in community
welfare to our curriculum and se what
we can do as young citizens, about
these conditions^
THE STUDENT COiiiCIL SELUi
BILLT BljGiiLES iOR MUR.d. FUNDS
Leonard Benjamin is in charge of
selling belt buckles under the auspices
of the Student Council* They are selling them to mcke money for the murals.
The buckles are made of burnished metal
with a red end white M on them, and sell
for |1*50,
The Council has set up rules for
the Christmns box competition in the
assembly Friday, They are as followsi
1* The boxes must be on the stage ten
minutes previous to the assembly,
2* The number of eacii family must be
attached to the box in a visible place.
Shirley Burgess checked all m:ater—
ial which was loaned to the Dramatics
Club for the plcys as it came in*
Benjamin Douglas and Fred RSgan
acted as business managers for the plays^
Mr» Douglas was the Chairman* They took
charge of the tickets, house, and other
financial affairs©
Margaret Charles, Janet Cole, Betty
Holiueo, Doris Welch, Jane Yedder, Jeanne
Tarsches, Martha Freytag, Doris Mochrie,
Betty Mann, and Betty Schrlner ushered
at the plays.
SIXTY COUPLES ATTEND THE
THETA-NU - .iDELPHOI D.'^'CGE
The Formal Dance sponsored by the
two boys* societies, which took place
last Saturday night was heralded as a
great success by all who attended.
Approximately sixty couples were
present; dancing to the nusic of Lew
Rider's orohestrao The decorations consisted of blue and white crepe paper intertwined from the ceiling.
The highlight of the evening was
the musical Hit Parade, the favorite
sont,s of Milne students, played by the
orchestra, "S-^ardust" was the rrupt pop*ular song, taking first place on the Hit
Parade,
Although the proceeds have not been
definitely accounted for, the boys feel
that a good time v/as had by all who attanded.
CRIMSON
WHITE
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Editorial Staff
Editor-in-Chief
Associate Editor
Senior Ass, Editor
Managing Editor
Society Editor
Exchange Editors
Club Editor
Student Council Rep,
Ee: ture Editor
Sports Editor
Sports V/riters
Girls' Sport Editor
Art Editor
Virginia Tripp
Betty Barden
Alfred Wheeler
George Farrlngton
Janet Cole
j£.net Crowley
Lois Hayner
Marion McCormack:
Seeley Funk
Betty Schultz.
Richard Game
Kingsley Griggs
Ed Harding
Ed Siaricweather
Margaret Ch-irles
Eifihard Andrews
Reporters
Ann Hunting
He len Barker
Deris ^/elsh
Betty Tincher
L'Ainiam Fruend
Dorothy Shr.ttuck
Charles Sanderson
Betty Holmes
Ruth Selkirk
Nancy Glass
Business Mcnagers
Herb-ert Marx
Franklin Steinhardt
William Burgess
Jdnn V/ytces
Earl Goodrich
George Scovill
Dick Pa land
Marjorie S'Canton
Barbara Soper
Lucille Armlstead
Dorothy Shermaii
Distributing
iiimeographers
Printer
^•ypists
Jean,Best
Ed StarKv/eather
Charles McCullcck
Janet Clark
DECEMEEI? 17, 1937
SMOKE, TURGENEV
just after the European Revolution of 1B48 there occured a reaction all
over Europe,
It became
impossible to distribute any literaturo
written by the free liiinkers of the time
on current events* To let their ideas
beoDme known, they put them into novels*,
The novels SLO written become Imm.enscly
popular, and strange to sa.v, were hsj^ded"
down to us, because they were
fine
literature,
perhaps I have been too hasty in
saying that the novels
were merely
conveyances
for
addresses.
Rather,
16t m.e say that the books were written
as literature, and thjut the
writer,
as do most novelists^ put some of his
Ideas into the book^
The book suggests by means of Q
beautiful, but tragic plot (in which a
love affair lasting tv/o weeks wrecks a
^if-a-.s ..iiQrefully laid plans for a lifetimo) that all men are merely smoke for—
m.ations, unstablfe,
alv/ays changing ,
yet always the same, vanishing at last
without Q trace® It is pessimistic,
rexlectijg the dlsillusionm.ent of the
r.uthoro
Turgenev
was net
the greatest
Russian writer, but Smoke is
truly a
beautiful book; one v/hicTi"" I*ve enjoyed
reading.
Ri'JiB MILl^I
Miss Catherine E. Wheeling
Faculty Adviser
Published w«eH:ly by the C^^imson and
//hite staff at the Milne Sqhool, Albany, New York*
RE.iD YOUR BIBLE
As far as l.we know, no one, tkroli^h
ihis newspaper, has ever before advised
students to read, the Bible,
And why
jreed places
jecember 25
this tim.e of
no(b? Those of us .. •whose
a deep religious mecning in
should re-d our Bibles Q-fc
the year especially.
Someone said that the Bible should
oe re-.d as "living literature",
for
3very novol, every poem, conaerning men
.nd taeir problems has its coutmrpart
In some Bible tale. It is intensely
-..nteresting'
to
note that even cur
..'avcrlte "types of news are "as old as
'ohe ages". Scandal, rivalry, hate, Icve
oravel, war adventure, success, failure'ou
ca^ find them all in the Bible I
Just look and sec for yourself;
We grant you the fact that Milne is
not
absolutely
perfect.
But
it^s
evidently nearer perfoct to you than any
other sciicol or you wouldn^t be here*
Perhaps you didn't realize that you were
insulting yourself as you forgot your
school pride and recounted the little
Imperfections of Milne« V/hy not sing
its
praises the next time you are
Involved in such a discussion? It gives
your school a little boost and . . p u b l i c
opinion is alwc.ys in favor of a person
who is loyal to his associates^ . ' j u s t
try it the next time.
You are a student of Milne, You
gladly accept all the advantages of
being allowed to call this your school.
Ycu enjoy to the utmost all the advantages which Milne offers you. But how
do ycu sound when you are talkiug to an
ou'feelder? Do youj and this applies to
m.any of you, forgot all these benefits
and concentrate only on the bad points
of M i l n e s c h o o l system?
CRBISOK AlID V.HITE
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DECEMEEK. 1.7 > 1937
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SOCIETIES
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The
president,
Lcis
Kesbitt,
opened the mtLtinfe. Quctatlons v/ore
from Rud^rard
Kipling^
Jane rhinney
reported on Eiis
life,
and Joan McDermott road the
names of his works.
The g-ii'ls
decided that the Quin
Alumnae Banquet will tfke place at the
De Witt Clii>.ton on Cecember 31, at 1:00
0*clock.
Theta Nu
There was a discussion
of the
Boys* Formal dance which took place last
Saturday nighty
John Hodecker ciave a report
book, What Colle^e^, by Hale.
on the
Betty
Barden named the Bible as
the book frcm which the members will
take the quo tatiens next Monday* Elea ~
ncr Partions -save a short report of the
history of the Bible,
The author for January 3, will be
John Masofield. Doris Welsh v/ill give
his biography, and Jonot Jansing will
report on his works»
Ther.; was discussion of
Sigma Dance,,
the Quin -
Tho Q u U ^ cf Ellenville, N, Y., is
especially noted for its fine
variety
cf cc lumns^
The Boulder of Schenectady, is v.^ry
interestinir"f^~the Junior High pecpljf
The Mur»Mur~Ette of Oswego High, is
another good pap'or v/ith interesting mioterial.
The
Ow'l cf Coxsackie High, is
an except"io'aaij.:/'""largc paper containing
several good articles.
Doctor—*V/hen did you suspect your husband was not right m.entallyo"
Cole—•'"//hen he shook the coat tree and
began feeling around on the floor for
apples o"
-The Quill
Mrs* Funk, at dinner: "Seeley, I wish
you'd stop reaching for bhiiigs on the
tablet HavenH you a tongues"
Seeley;
"Sure, Mom, but my arm is
longer."
-The Buccaneer
MISS C O M L I H AiVKOUICES
COmiTTEES JOI^ PLAYS
Miss Conklin called
ing of the Dram-.tics Club
in the
Little The^.ter^
the following committees•
a joint meet-^
last Friday
She announced
Adelphoi
Stanley Edison gave a report on the
book. The Grey Kiders, by Vandev^ater*
The bock consists of the history and
Nev; York
. State
narratives
cf the
troopers.
The account is very
7/ritten, and everyone will ei.joy it,
The society discussed the banquet to
be held at Keoler^s Restaurant, ..Friday
night.
I-TvEHCH CLUB INITIATES
- m : m-iBLRS SOON...
I>r.st Friday in the regular meetifig
'of the French Club, the president ap.^pointed Patricia
Gibson to sec lijiss
Crocks about a sponser for tho club®
Those on the conimittee fur the initiation cf new N.embors WUL were admitted this week are P; tricia Gibson, AIthea Wallace, Elizcbeth Simmons, and Edward Walker, The secretary, Hazel T^cberts, wrote the invitations in French.
The members sang
the end of the mctting
ment.
French sort's at
for
entertain-
Sets J Marian McCormack, John Fink^
Hussell Jones, Charles Barnes, i^obert
Bingham, Wil.iam Saunders, and Shirley
Burgess.
Props: Betty Sohultz, Ann Hunting^
Dorothy Sherman, Helen Barker, and Mar—
cia Roberts.
Ushers J Betty Holmes, Janet Cole,
Alora Biek, Margaret Chase, Martha Freytag, Jeanne Tarshl^es, Doris Welsh, Betty
Schreiner, Jane Yedder,
Byran
Ball,
iidele Tazanus, Doris Mochrie, Betty Mann,
and Shirley Rubin#
The Business Majiager is Benjamin
Douglas, and Assistant Business Manager
is Fred Pegaiie
Programs;
Roger 5rtan.
Richard
Andrews,
and
General Utility.
Robert
Wllke,
chairm:an, Adele Corwin, and Byrna Ball#
Coifetumes: Sally Deveraux, Evelyn
Wilbur, Botty Barden, Eleanor Parsons,
Jane Phillips, and Ada Snyder.
Promptert Doris Holmes.
G/o\, lEi a - W
CRIMSON .il'ID WHITE
DECEMBER
T^GE 4
LixbHER
D I C M E S .. LETTER
Dear Mllnites,
Sometimos I wonder if the Interests
towards br.sicGtbc.ll In Milne is sufficient
to repay tho boys for the practice and
hard work they put into it* At our home
games tho Milne st .nds are usually filled.
I have no complaint to offer concerning
this*
Anyone can come to his
own
school to SGO Q basketball game, but it
takes a person with plenty of
school
spirit to go to a foreign court to he}.p
our team to victory®
Last v/oek the Milne te^^ra v/ent to
Rensselaer to play Rensselaer High School.
The team v:as about the only representation from Miine. Theit were seme cheerleaders aoid a few loynl supporters in the
stand but this is not enough to carry our
team, to victory* The team needs support
at every t;;,'ajne and especially when they
play at school where they are atrangers*
If Milne»s reputation is to be whore it
should be, v/e muLt show interest towards
our school activity. If the attendance
at our r.v/ay £,:'.mes is as low as it has
been, the public will begin thinking that
&f our team is not good enough to draw
supporters from its own school it
be very good. So at the rest of our
games let^s have the atands full of Milne
rooters•
Find out from a manager or
players v/here the game is to be and gather your friends and come*
Sincerely yours
C. Kenneth Lasher
Manager of Basketball
CRB^SOL; TIDE WILL
ST;.TE FROSH TONIGHT
Today at 4j;50 in Po.ge Hall gym
Milne's Crimson tide will meet State's
Frosh team. From the looks or our team in
practice, v/e should say that for once we
are going to teach the teachers to be»
f'g MH
19-37
MILi® GIRLS FORM
B.^KETBiJoL TEijyiS
The girls* basketball teams are
practically formed, and are as followsj
The Senior
team is using a new system
this ye^r. Instead of having the conventional first and second ttams, they
have divided the girls into groups of A*
B, C, and
The forwards are either A,
or B, and the guards are either C or D<.
This was done because the girls are
of
equal talent and to eliminate hard feel->
ings.
The Senior girls have voted Patty
Gibson captain® The giris who will
play are as follows*
A-Stanton, Haynor,
Nesbitt, forwards, C -4»icDermott,Charles ,
Winshurst, guards* B- Seymour, Tripp,.
Simmons, Forwards, D— Gibscn, Pond,
M»
Winshurst, Sopor, guards*^
Kay Newton was elected captain of
the Junior first team* The team will be
as follows: . Forwards— K. Newton,
V»
Nichols, R. Sglkirk and D. Welsh. The
gurads arej R. Rasp, D* Dey, J. Murdock,
L. Ecleshymer aiid J* Grace*
The second term for the
Junior
girls is
Shattuck, E* stulmiJkj^r, Uo
Undei'wood, and M* Fletcher'as forwards.
The guards are M* Freund, J. Best, J«
Clark, and J, Jansing* This is only tentative.
The Sophomore girls have chosen two
termiS to be equal to each other. They
are called the Reds and the Whites. The
Red team has elected Betty Mann as their
captain* Her team consists of M. Chase,
J. Tarsches, B* Thompson, S. Roberts ,
S. Rubin and E* Parsons^
The White team is led by Martha
Freytag* The girls on her team are A*
Beik, J. Vedder, B« Schriner, and B*
Mpchrie.
MILNE TE^ii\i LOSES FIGHT
Remember, Mllnites, this is the last
game of 1937 so we will be looking for
one and all of you, to see State go down
at the heels of mighty Milne.
SKI CL^^SES
iJUui^GE PLANS
The skiing club is already beginning
their plans for LII active sei.son.
Anyone (girls) is fdlowed to join, but she
must naturally have the necessary
ski
articles* Those are shoes, harnesses,
two poles and of course, a skil suit* It
promises to be a very active year, IX
only Old Man V/cather will allow us a
nice, s nowy winder*
WITH RENSSELAER
HIGH SCHCOL
Milne High School played an aggressive and hard fought game against Rensselaer High Scho. 1 last Friday night* After
leading for over three quarters the Crimson Tide was defeated "fey
the long' shots
of Darcy and Betts in the closing period
of the game. The score wr.s 22 to 19. The
high scorer was Dick Ga.me with eight
points. The beys played a g.-me to be
proud of as they led a fighting Rensselaer team until that decisive fourth
quarter.
The M^lne High Junior varisty won
their fourth successive game, with a
score of 22 to 4© Paland was
high
scorer with ten points*
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•THA'x^ i.ILNITES VvMT FOR YULETIDE
The inquiring reporter set
ont
determinedly one Decem'ber morn to find
.out what Milnites really desired for
Chris trnas*
'What dc you want Santa Claus
to
bring you?", the reporter asi?:ed timidly of
Jane Grace,
"Charley McCarthy^." said Jane with
emotion. "He»s so cuianin* and just the
right size for mef"
Adele CoaTwin said she "jiisft. love
that nev/ State model,
Cr.r esteerred
president, Kenneth Lasher, craves a jiew
toothbrush; his felj.ow Senior, Mr^ Funk
wantG a brownctte, and brnv/nette.?
G-in*^
ny Jordan doesn^t vyant anyghing; she^s
got everythixig- already,
Roger Orton simply must have a new
Buck Rogerc suit (he tikes size 18)© As
usual, Betty Holmes is iookirg for a big
date» A1 Vi/'hoGlor wishes to own an auTT
but his father is going to surprise him
v/ith a bookr. Your reporter thinks A1
oiaght to h&ve a soap box (he^s a Coirmiunist, you icncwo) Lay Newton wants?, to
pass Chemisti'y, just oncu;^
Betty Tincher is what Lenecard Benjamin vvould like very much for Uhrjstamst.
(source of this inforii-at ion is secret)*
Our fair Betty hei-self says she lisn't
very choosey; an ermine coat or an ermine wrap v/ill do<»
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WHAT THiilY GET:
Shirley Baldwin - a birdcage (So that's
whc.t ^he's going to koej them inO
Eddie Starkweather-a big, baby doll from
V/Gsthavono
Harriet Gordon
rosebud (??????)
Bud H311 - a coffin for one of his teacher'Do(Ke'll probably end up in it him
self,)
Dot S hat tuck - another Oscr.ro
Barbara Soper - a date for New Year's Eve
George Fcrrington - a date for Nev; Yearns
Eveo
Janet Clark and Ducky Dey - two bottles
of Dro Quacic's Gi^ont growing Emulsion.?
Charles Sanderson - Q baby carraige
Doris Mochrie - Bkiis vvith braices
Kew't Cross - Model T Ford fjsn-t there
som^ other reason v/hy New b wc.nts the
holidays to hurry up and ai-rive?)
Mic^ge Stcnton -- a trjp to Switzerland
so she can s^ci and find a nice instructor.,
Nancy Glass - henra hair dye and a silk
stocKing run-stoppere
Earl Goodrich - a pair of skiis, a snowy
mountaiii top, an^. a pretty girl a
Simmons and Walker, Inci, -accident insurance o
Junior girls-'boyfriends who
them home,
Mary Winshurst -
will escort
an honor average
Jack Sk.1nner-a m.ask to make him handsome
When your reporter approached Er,
jayles with the frivolous questim, her
:nec^?j were rather shaKoy (the last report was only ibv/o weeks ago),
Ge^^rge Scovill-;.- Dy-die doll
kICKY LOUSE VISITS MILNE I
"7/hat I v^^ont for Christmas?
Good
.ealth t.iroui-jiout next year", replied Dr»
ayles, heartilyo
My Christmas vash takes its cue from
ur beloved principal; I, too, want good
.ealth next yer.r
but after tnis,
I
i.on't think my future looks any too en•ouragingX
Probably everyone has hecird about
it, but in case you haven't,read on.
Recently a real live mouse was seen
running around the one o'clcck English
IV Class to the consternation of everyone < He ran past Althoa Wallace's fo^t
and sht; lot out a shriek«
The teacher,
Densm^ore, told us to remt.in calm,
and then he climbed up upc n the deskllU
The mouse soon disappeared into the
Crim.son and White files. A wise-cracker
"migLt"'that' s wliy the pc.per smells,
but t}ien we don't have any wise-crackers
around Milne, or do v/e?
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Ken Laphei*
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'' What do .L v/ant a tcothbrui^h frr,
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CRB/ISON AND V/HITE
FEATURE P^iGE
A/uwsbe^ 1 1
DECEMEER 1 7 ,
1937
DO ^0U DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS W..Y?
DID YOU Si.Y REST?
Have you eveir tho i;ght of the mccy
differerxt methods people you know use
for doin^' homev/ork?
Here are some used
around Milne*
The other dc.y we overheard someone
saying that they would catch up on thei'*:
sleep during' this vacation*_ That was on
entirely,.new idea, so v;e thou.^ht we'd
see how some of your prominent Milnites
felt about ito
Earden: "First I take of my shoes ,
then eit three c\p|)les, four pieces of
candy, drinl-: one felass of water, and I»m
off."
Rasp. "Sm.oking's
the moodtt"
wonderful
to
get in
A1 Wheeler* ''There^s nothing like making the rounds to get a few answerso"
Tincher;
"I prefer the
telephone meth-
Tarsches: "Say 'It Can Be
tlmes» Sometimes it works,"
Sd Stark:
Tedders
Humej
"Oh, Seeley's a
experi-
whiz at home-
"Any old way to get it doneft"
"I go to night school,"
Barker* "Oh, those:' fellows firom Yale
and Harvca^d help me out."
Baldwin:
Corwinj
swers»"
Then we approached Ken Lasher,
f^nd b the way, girljB^ Ken is going to
be aperfect husband some diy .)
Ee considered the question for a
moment and
then replied, "I'm sorry, but I '.o«fl'"'t
give any statemnt to the press •
I've consulted Ruthft"
"I d o n n do it."
Deyi "L'iy brother's Chemistry
ments come in ri^ht handy^"
Stanton:
work."
Done' ten
We went first to B^^rbara snd Midgej,
the fascinating femmes,' and asked them
how they felt about this idea of resting
during Christm.as vt.cationo
Almiost in a
chorus they trilledj '^^s-st?
But
of
course not J Wo have a date for every
night - with each other®"
"Oh, Bob and Freddie help me."
"It's easy, I know
Davis J "I have a
somieti.Ties works.
^/omen)
Beth W: "I'm kept
pre ceo ding- class
all the on-
special formula that
parts wino, 1 part
pretty
busy in the
Betty Tincher was the next on our
listc She gave us a haggard look and
v/hispered, "You bet your life I^m going
to rest if I live tliroug:h the Christmas
Playsp Unless I can find something better to doo" V/ellj that was that to
li
Seeley Funk was guite definite on
the subjects "I never rest any m.ore
than I absolutely have to", he growled,
"and you should knov; that by nowo"
We finished our tour with Marjorie
Pondo She gave us a loo;, of utter astonishment and fairly shreiked, "Don't
be silly; You kncv/ as well as I do that
the Cronell fellows will be l.hsre- r for
Christmas» What tir.e v/ill I
hiive
to
rest in?"
Thus endeth tlriis ^tory — with just
time enough to sneak in under the deadline. Ho, Humv Anyway, there'll be a
little time to rest in, dern itj
(continued from column one)
Hi'^ITS
lave you noticed the odd habits of
30me truly intellectuals? Joyce Mttrdock
:f the junior clan is a giggler» When
'3he French tur.cher asks her a q_uostion^
ihe giggles and matters something about
'//h..t the hock nm I doing," or "Whore aC.
Have you ever noticed Brud's coachng during a basketball game or (speak.ng of gp.irjGs), Dick Games' gum chewing
contest? Doesn't Dick /Andrews' collec•ion of senior dollars get you down?
.•hen are you going on your £^roe, Dick?
'ou deserve a rei.l old-fashioned one
,fter all you've gone through as an in.tailment collector.
(continued in next column)
When there is a knock on a classroom door, do you ever take note of the
breath-tol'cing gasps of the students
therein, especially around report card
time?
liobert Nattell's favorite saying
is, 'V/ell, what I mean is...,.." Then too
we often hear Harriet Gordon's squeals
of »'Oh''S" .sad "Ah*s%
The sophmore sophistication gripes
the upper classm.an« A date around Milne
is cause for a great celebration. The
more rare G thing is, the m. re precious
it becomes, we suppose*
We're a little
off the subject here if we're talking
about habits so maybe v/e'd better let it
go at that* Habit good time, chilluns.
^^