w V^ ti - , V t, - 1- '. m t- ^ - - iam. . •4 "J- h 'imNI SW'vXw'-i' '•i • -I, . ; •.., ' 5 -V'!^ ^ri'^r^i:^' " Wis ' ~ • .i i '''iMpIS" m -m . ft,. - . •" ^ iiiiilinna THE CRIMSON A N D W H I T E Volume X X I X DECEMBER, 1932 Cover I )csi,^n And Cut I'y 'I'heodore Mates The iM-iendly Pillow A Purpose Fear Pictures The Ffouse in the Shadow h'aith, Hope, and Charity Recos^nition Another Rue Morgue Mystery. . . . The Wind The Newsboy Wonderful Thin^ijs As Life Goes On Pictures 1'aken a Time Ai^o, Soliloquy of an Old Man A Day Off Just a Mutt A Christmas T'resent Christmas in Snow Villa,t^e Christmas Greetings The Searchin,L;- Three [""oor Santa A Recipe for a Merry Christmas. Christmas Poem Christmas Kvc Progressive of Milne lunior High llome Rooms Alumni Notes French Club Society Notes Exchanges School Notes P.asketball Varsity Club Student Council junior High Student C o u n c i l . . . . j-lumor . Number I MILNE HIGH S C H O O L FACULTY J O H N A'l. S A Y L E S principal of the Six Years Milne High School R O B E R T W. FREDERICKS Principal of Milne Junior High Secretary to AFr. Saylcs Supervisor in English AMKI.IA MARY ELIZABETH Supervisor in luf^htii (Jrade and J'^reshman Englisli NICOS CONKLIN RUTH AIOORE. Supervisor in English, Head of English Department, KATIIERINI: E. Supervisor in French WHEELING HELENE CROOKS Supervisor in Malhemalics, Head of Mathematics Department, ANNE L. Sui)ervisor in NFathematics Supervisor in History Supervisor in Latin ELIZABETH Supervisor in Social Sciences Su])ervisor in Commerce Supervisor in Foods Su]iervisor in Clothing Instructor in Drawing Instructor in Physical Education Instructor in Shop Work Librarian F. JOHNSON VIRGINIA SMITH HELEN HALTER CARLETON ELIZAHETH D. MAY MRS. BILLS SHAVER L . ANTOINETTE Supervisor in Latin and French Supervisor in Science GUSHING GOLDINA A. MOOSE ANDERSON FILLINGHAM FLORENCE GRACE MARGARET MAULAX FREAR MARTIN HITCHCOCK RAVMOXD. BETSEY KEENE Tin-: CRIMSON AND WIRRRE SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL T H E FRIENDLY PILLOW ' l l i c ])ill()\v, althouiL^h it has nc\-cr been mentioned in 1)0()ks o f force friendly to man. is really one o f science as a his most constant and helpfnl friends. J l o w many tender ho])es and (|naint fancies are ])reathe(l to it; h o w many smiles are imj^ressed n])on its symi)athetic s n r f a c e ; h o w many passionate and yearning" ])rayers it hears, and h o w m a n y tears it can absorb. o f the ])U(lgy and rotund o b j e c t is its recejilivity. ]K'0|)le. T h e most consjiicuous trait In this respect it is like stout A s a confidant the ])ill()w cannot be excelled, for. unlike human beings, it is not always interrupting with well-meant but irrelevant remarks. is never impatient and will listen untiringly and respectfully time, no matter h o w uninteresting the subject. A pillow f o r any length of In this resi)ect it shows discretion, f o r it allows the i ) e r f o r m e r to pick out Haws in his o w n w o r k , and t h e r e f o r e does not make enemies, f o r e v e r y o n e k n o w s that the ((uickest w a y to make an enemy is to criticize his e f f o r t s constantly. H o w e v e r , we must not lay t o o much stress on the ])assive and recei)tive traits a m o n g which is c o m p o s u r e , l l o w calming it is to lay one's head on o n e ' s ])illow a f t e r a long and baffling day and reflect on the w i s d o m of imtience and ])ostponement ? Thus does the pillow f r i e n d l y service and. although at times w e jM-efer an interrupting and human being, w e always c o m e back to our jiillow as a confidant and i)ursue its indiscreet friend. j e a n J'jni)tage. 'o.^ A PURPOSE l\ed, yellow, blue, and green streaked back into rows of shelves, and chairs and tables became a little m o r e stable ui)()n their legs. W h a t if the s o f t , feathery flakes, falling past the w i n d o w s had caused me to w o n d e r so (leei)ly ! through m y last year, and yet if different? Would I a m half 1 had the others to start again, w o u l d they be 1 be h e l l i n g e v e r y o n e else solve stucU'Ut jtroblems. c()mi)osing m y part of the newspai)er. and in a w o r d , d o i n g my share? T o n i g h t , our team again will match its strength with an old rival, and. winner or loser, their classmates will stand and cheer f o r their e f f o r t , f o r their lo}'alty. ( )utsi(le. nature is blanketing the hills inside, people for o u r skiis and i^leasure a f t e r s c h o o l ; ])lanning to make iilays and dances a success. T h e new s n o w whirls i)ast the w i n d o w s ; it will ser\-e. and disappear. M . h:. .S.. are THE CKU[SON AND WHITE FEAR h was around a caini)-lTrc that the following- discussion took ])lacc. "When 1 was across." ventured the veteran of the (ireat War. "we ])oor (levils in the trenches lived in fear, fear of honihardnient. gas. orders, and death. X o w we fear only the latter." "Death holds no great terror for me. some chance this terrible affliction M y only dread is blindness. should strike me. I would siu'cly If by commit suicide." rejilied the doctor, an excei)tionally g o o d rifle shot. ( ) u r old Indian guide, w h o until now had been silent, spoke. brother, and uncle all died from the 'cough'. has spared me f r o m it. "My father, I've been g o o d all my life and 1 never touch llis sacred things." He This was t r u e ; h e never k'illed e.\cei)t when it was necess.ary. T h e rest of us expressed our views. ( ) n e feared snakes, another age. and our l-'rench guide, who sold unlawful beverages on the side, feared the coi)s. T h e following day the hunt was resumed. .\fter an unsuccessful drive it was decided to divide the party into groups of two men each and still hunt. The Indian guide and the doctor decided to hunt together. .After an hour's hunting, they spied a herd of four d e e r ; three does and o n e buck. T o their sur])rise they saw that the buck was ])ure white. some he stood in the middle of the three does. Tall and hand- T h e s n o w on the ground was n o whiter than his hair; his royal antlers stood out f r o m the rest of his head. Xo other creature of nature could be more beautiful. P)Oth looked with mingled awe and amazement at the extraorchnarv scene nuich as the disciples had during the transfiguration. Suddenly the doctor raised his rifle to shoot when he felt the guide's hand on his shoulder. In a hoarse whisjjer he s])oke. " D o n ' t shoot. l ie's scared." T h e doctor pushed him aside, slowly he raised his gun, aimed and shot. The buck leai)ed ahead, fell on his side, and lay still. It was about three weeks later when I heard the doctor had been made p e r m a nently blind in an auto accident. T h e morning jjajiers of that he had killed himself. four days later stated G. 1-:. Otis. '33 PICTURES Pictures in M y album ; I Io^\• (|ueer they Seem. Was 1 once that T i n y child l l o l d i n g gay .Strii)e{l ball up T o the sky While the sun Made i)atterns ( ) n m y rumi)led Dress? M. Peck. THK CRIMSON AND WHITE THE HOUSE IN THE SHADOW In my home town there is a l)ri(li^e—a ,^reat. marvelons Ijrids^c. Down throui^h the years it has strelelied its lon^', steel arms ont to the sky h'ne hke some threatenini^- monster of old. ]iuddled a.^ainst this stolid, ])rotectini^- wall are those sordid castles of the i)oor and the destitnte—the tenements. 'i'hns it came ahont, in one of the conntless years this j^roiMno- monster had served ns, there came to dwell in one of these iiitiful, little shacks a little old lady with her two fine hoys. Weary months of strni;;^"le fonnd the little 1)rood still lonely and destitute. The mass of cement and steel which was the hridi^e donned its coat of snow, and lij^hts pre])ared to meet the i^ood Saint Xicholas. Christmas eve found them still i)rei)arin54-—for they knew not what. On this same Christmas eve, two men were to he seen walkinj^ briskly towards the hrid^^e. The oldish man was a hanker; the vii^orous. talkative youth was a junior clerk in his hank". As they drew nearer, the youn^- man's rapidly chant^'ini;interests were directed, hy some stranj^e coincidence, to the dismal, domestic conclave in the Swift household, only too visible throui^h the curtain-less window. The youth stole a s^iance at his chief; evidently he was meditating;" on the day's work. The yonn^' man silently bit his lij) and gravely continued his walk. Still later that nii^ht a tall youn,^" man stole up the tenant stejis and left, secured from the snow and sleet, a lar.^e packa.ne of Christmas cheer. When the little old lady o])ened the creaky old door the next morning- and found on her doorstep the answer to her i)rayers. two stiff old lei;"s bent in prayer to their benefactor. (^ur talkative younii;- man has continued to talk, and in his quiet moments, he chuckles silently to himself. I^'ar out in the country, away from the noise of the city, the old banker has continued to meditate. The threat structure which has cast its i)rotectinjL'; shadow over all, emits another creak and stands steadfast throuG'h the 3-ears. _ , ' R. Warner, 34 FAITH, HOPE, AND CHARITY Faith . urgins;- men on to do bit^-^er and better things; iMicourai^ini;- poets and i)easants and kint;s. Hope , the senator's feelings for our country's success; The ])oor man's thouijhts for his wife's ha))i)iness. Charity , the weak mrm's destruction, the i)easrmt's relief; 1die miser's rebellion, the j^ood man's belief. I). Spencer, '0.1 RECOGNITION I low shall 1 know you in 1 fea\-en if they jn'ive you a harp? Or will they let you l)e standingAs I remember you last :— Straii^ht and slender, \\'ith your fiddle tucked nndt'r your chin? K. ITartt, '33 THK CRIMSON AND WHITE ANOTHER RUE MORGUE MYSTERY ()nc' (lark stormy night, there could be seen on a deserted road a figure bending over another figure. He stood with head bowed, silently thinking. Yes. he had killed her. He, who had never before coniinitted murder. She had toiled for him and had hel])ed Iiim through many a hard passage. He could no longer hear her gentle murtiiuring-. The clouds gathered around him. and the rain descended on him. Why did no one come? Why had he killed her in such a desolate ])lace? He did not even know his motive. With anguish in his heart, he decided ujjon a definite i:)lan of escape. So. with a shuddering sigh. Harold 'feen slammed down the lid of his Ford and tried to start the engine. H. Finkle, '33. THE WIND The wind rose high and howled Sweeping (k)wn the narrow valley, Shaking the chains of the weather stained gibbet, Muttering the chains on the dead robber's body, Pilowing its icy breath on a i)air of lovers,. Chilling; the heart of the village miser^ And then, ])assed over the hills loaning- like a soul lost from Paradise. D. W . Johnson, '331 THE NEWSBOY Dirty little Urchin huddled in The driving wind,— Pa])er clutched In the grimy hand, F-iaising cr}^ al)ove 'fhe storm : r^xtra ! extra r paper Mister ? Tj'fe, you sa}'. But is it Life? f have a chance. Ihit am f Grateful ? Fate is kind to^ Me, and life Sweet. God make fate Kind to the Newsboy. p^ek. THK CRIMSON AND WHITE WONDERFUL THINGS I love: Sticky hahy hands, And tousled, sleepy heads In tumbled beds. A low, dee]) AForris chair. A leaf, Turnint^ and tossin,^- in the air. \\'arni sunlii^ht on slowly-drying-, fras^rant hair. 1'renibHni^- ivy as^ainst a Inroad exi)anse of dustv brick. An old book, i)o£^-eared jias^es, Margins filled with annotations. A hill's summit, I\out^h and stony. Palm trees. Stirred by a warm, dry breeze. A starched white cotton dress. Rows of stocking's, Clean, mended. A lone, red light, Moving in trackless Might Among the stars. And^— A loving act. Helen Gibson. 3D AS LIFE GOES ON Santa Claus brought you a doll, little girl, And it fell on the floor and broke, P)Ut d o n o t c r y o v e r o n e b r o k e n doll. There are those who never to one have spoke. Santa Claus brought you a dream, little girl. And someone shattered its threads. J^)Ut do not cry ()\'er one broken dream, Dream something else instead. Santa Claus brought you a heartache this year lUit do not sorrowful be, heartaches, like dolls and broken dreams, fade As time dims the memory. Santa Claus comes as the years go on And brings with him sorrow and song, l)Ut a l w a y s r e m e m b e r as t i m e flies Nothing matters long. by 1). A. D., '34 THK CRIMSON AND WHITE PICTURES TAKEN A LONG TIME AGO Vou \vTi() love beauty. Say. do yoti rcnTcnil)C'r A tall elin tree In a field in Xoreniher? [ts brandies bare And an oriole's nest Swint^ins^" from the lowest linih l^iintin.^ to the W^'st? ^'oii beanty-lovers. Can you recall A yellow rosebush Ijy a yellow house wall Ciolden-i^low And a pansy bed .And what the bees In the rosebush said? \\'orshi])|)crs at evening-. Kneel by a blue [k'd of irises Wet with dew, For irises are candles J^)lue enou.^h and brii^ht T o lig-ht an altar For beauty at night. K. Hartl. SOLILOQUY OF AN OLD MAN fk'neath the sky. Whose iridescent blue .Stretches afar And disappears from view, r seek for i)eace. And in my harrowed mind There comes a (|uietness Almost divine. .My soul is hushed. The pain that seemed too hard to bear, Has disajiiieared. •And thtouj^ii the stillness, .Maybe death. I have foiuid beauty In this peace fulness. A label Irene Curtis. / THK CRIMSON AND WHITE JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL A DAY OFF rc])iilsivc fissure of a Inincliback sat by the window, looking- out into tlu(lri])i)ini;- streets of London. Daz/.lini^- street lis^lits i^littered ,nlasslike. .^a}!}- for some i)e()i)le, l)ut for others they ai)])eare(l ahnost i^'r()tes(|ne. Masses of |)eo])le walked hurriedly alont^- i)ushin<;- and joltinj^- one another about. Anion^- the niol) just coniint^- around the eorner was a rout^hly clad man. His face held an c\'il liLiht and was by no means ])leasant. and his manner was not s^entle as he i)ushed his way alonj^-. The keen eyes watchint;- from the window looked frii^htened. Those deep bitter eyes that a moment before had looked almost hajipy held now a trat^ic lii^ht. The face which had seemed almost pleasant had become chant^ed. It was set and white. The nose a^ain seemed too lons^-, the chin too i)()inte(l. and the forehead too hit^h. The white fists clenched tis.;htly, the mouth tis^htened. the delicate lips twitched nervously, and a sob shook the frame (jf the deformed body. A door on the first floor was heard to ()i)en and shut. The boy shuddered, then squared his small weak shoulders. "Hi thar I Wacha doin'?" and a huj^e form tottered into the room and sprawled itself across a cot. "Crasnuis ev'. don't ye know thet? Hanson's comin'." Jules knew what that meant. He would spend the rest of the nis^ht in the backroom. Hiere it was so cold that often his hands would turn blue. In the (Mie warm room his uncle and friends would {gamble and drink. Talkin<;thickly and cursini;- one another, they would end in a flight and, if luck favored his uncle, all would go on as usual. lUit if luck went against him it would be too had for Jules. The boy was miserable, lie rose from his chair and swung himself into the next room. He lay down on the couch and fell aslec]). Later that evening, Jules was awakened by a crashing of furniture and glass. He dreadecl the morning. The next time he awoke from ihe cold it was early morning and a soft snow was falling. I^verything was c|uiet and as the boy hunchback looked out. a feeling of hap])iness entered his heart. Today would be his one red-letter day. It was Christmas and Christmas meant a ride in the counlry. lie could see again the beautiful trees and meadows, lie nuisi hurry before his uncle came back. Jules swung himself through the door and on u]) the street. iM-erything was (juiet and calm. The soft snow fell down all around him and tilled him with l)eace. lie didn't mind if ])eoi)le shunne(l him. I^hat night amid the noisy crowds, the thin ugly figuri' of a hunchback' could be seen. Shuddering glances were nunu'rously cast in his direction. I hit in that distorted face a i)air of eyes, dark and solemn, yet hapi)y and full of contentment, could be seen. In half an hour it stood beneath its own fanlight and, with that characteristic s(|uaring of shoulders it entered from tlu' world of bliss into the world of drudgery for one long year to wait patiently for the next Christmas. Ruth Truesdale, '.SO 10 TIIK CRI^[SON AND WHITE JUST A MUTT "Paps, i)a-])crs. i)a-|)crs. lUir-rr, it's cold." nuirnnired a liUic l)()y who was \-ery rai^j^cd and had to blow in his hands to keep them warm. "(k'e. ain't tliat Christmas tree jist l)eau-ti-t'ul ?" he thou.^ht to himself. "i'aper, mister, f)nly three cents?" "liello, Jimmie," said another ras^'.^ed ne\vsl)oy. "I low many yon i^'ot l e f t ? " "h^ive," said jimmie. " M y , 1 wish 1 had somethin' ta eat and I'm co-Id, hnt. jist lookin' at that tree, I fors^it I'm hnnory or cold." '"Tis ]ierty," observed the little boy, and he then left Jimni}- alone on h\s corner. The snow had been comint;- down steadily all day and the sidewalks and streets were slipi)ery. A little dos^" was over on the other corner, shiverini^' and whinins^-. Jimmie saw him and whistled to him. "IJere, (lo<;"mie, come here." The dog came over wai^g'ins^- his tail in a friendly way and took a liking to Jimmie at once. "Mere, ^^utt, let's i^o over on that corner nearer to that tree." Jimmie started over and slijjped in the street. There was a .screeching- of brakes, a woman's scream, and the barking of a dog. Jimmie felt only the tuggingon liis coat and heard old}- the barking of a little dog. The car stopped and an elderly man jumped out. exclaiming, "Are you hurt, little boy?" " X a w , I'm all right, mister." Jimmie said bravely, for he had skinned his knees when he fell and it began to hurt. "Whew, that was close and L guess I would have got hit if this nuitt hadn't barked and tugged at my coat, and he put; an alTectionate arm around the dog. The next day was Christmas, and Jimmie and the nuitt, who was the best Christmas jn-esent Jinunie could have, were having turkey with the elderly man. L. Sipperley, '36 A CHRISTMAS PRESENT 1 am a Christiuas present. All the little boys come and play with me. My bright colors will shine for the ]M-escnt, I'ut soon I will be called, "Just another present." I am an electric train. My train car's number three, 1 run about under the Christmas tree. l)Ut soon 1 will be like the old electric train, "Just another present." Twenty days ha\-e elajjsi'd. The boys no longer ])lay with me I am laid away in my box And now I am called, "Just another i)resent." r.EO . A n X K T N '36 Till-: CKII\rsoN AND WHITE II CHRISTMAS IN SNOW VILLAGE "llirani Xcvillc," remarked Daniel, "is the meanest old codi^er in lletty ()i)ened the oven and took ont a hut^e turkey. town." She i.^nored his remark. There was a rap on the door. " N o w isn't that just the dickens! ( l o to the door, Dan'el, and hurry 'cause dinner is ready." Daniel Dickey dr()])])ed the i)a])er he was reading', |»()t out of his easv chair, and hobbled toward the door. " l l i r a m Neville! \\Miat brinj^s you h e r e ? " "(jrandsir is sick or thinks he is, and he wants you to sit with him." under his breath. " T h e old fool, Then, 1 fe says it's lumbai^o and he can hardly m o v e , " ihis with a smile. "I'll be ri^ht over," said Daniel, and put on his hat and coat. h'ifteen minutes later, a horse and bui^gy drew up in front of the old house (irandsir lived in. horse. Daniel Dickey alij^iited, blew on his hands, and tied up his .Me walked up to the house throut^h a deep snow drift and was admitted by Mi ram. "Me is feeliui^- w o r s e ; he says he cannot move without ])ains runnins^" throu.^h his back." Daniel walked down the hall to Grandsir's room and sat down on the chair beside the bed. (h'andsir was aslec]) and Miram hurried out of the house laui^iiiu^- loudly. About an hour later (jrandsir woke u]) and Daniel asked to see his back. With a threat deal of diflknilty (jrandsir turned over and Daniel emitted a loud whistle. Victrola needles were all over the sheet. Me (|uickly removed them and hastened out of the house. Miram Seville was not at home, and so home, expressino- his dislike for a low-down Christmas and ])lay a trick on an old man. Daniel turned his bu,^",i;"y toward skunk who would si)oil a man's Me vowed to settle scores. " M i r a m , " said Daniel, "is the meanest old codj^er in the county." AX'ilh that be ()])ened the door. 'J'his time Mattie said jilenty. Arthm- T h o m p s o n , '36 CHRISTMAS GREETINGS Christmas i^reelins^s brin^' t^ood cheer; They i^ive you joy for all the year; ( )ne kind thought can mean nuich more Than beautiful ,^ifts by the score; Send some kind friend a pretl_\- thoui^ht A n d consider ;uiolher friendshi]) b()ui;ht. Christmas s^reetinm's are always sent; LIi)on some, much monev is si)ent. ()thers cost jusl a cent or two T h e latter shows a friend that's true. T h e friend that e^•eryone can trust. The friend whose heart will ne\-er rust. i<:d.mi:xd m . \ s k [ x s '37 12 THE CRIAFSON A N D WHITE THE SEARCHING THREE I. In (lays of old Three wise men bold Set off across the ])lain In search of the Infant jesns. Who was horn of Ant^el I-iei^n. n. They first went to the castle And spoke to 1 lerod, the kini;-; He was wickedly interested P)nt knew not a thing". 111. 'I'hey jonrneyed on to i'ethlchem. And foll()win_g- the CJodsent Star. That led them to a mani^'er To which they had traveled far. IV. fn the manner lay the Infant, iris head on a i)illow of hay, Gnarded by Alary and Jose])h Ne'er before snch a ])icture saw they. V. They i;ave their incense and f^old And other shifts they had brought, l-iut better by far was this gift to the world. Which onr dear Father's hands had wrought. I'd^rTY i)OUGT.AS 'oS POOR SANTA Santa has lost many a i)ound. Since the last few C'hristmases have conic 'round At Cirst he weighed three hundred eleven, lUit now he weighs onlv one o seven, And there's a change in his bag of toys, And it's not because iher're so many bad boys; rf he does not soon get fat, W'e will not know where he's at; It's all on account of the "depression." R A I d ' l l NCmVRTJ. '36 THE CRIMSON 13 AND WI-IITE A RECIPE FOR A MERRY CHRISTMAS T o make this M e r r y Christmas dish A tasty one. and nice. It mnst l)e served on Christmas day A n d i^arnislied well with ice. h'irst, s^-et out all the things you'll need Dolls, snow, and tall llr tree; A sled wonld fit in very well T o season it. y o n see. Y o u also need a stockins^" A n d a i^'old i)iece, shinninj^- bris^ht, S o m e toys, a ball and jnmi)in,^-jack— W'e want it all just rii^ht. T h e r e ! n o w I s^uess we've everythinii", l^xcei)t some i)()pcorn balls. X o w , we'll roll our sleeves up hij^h, P)ef()re old Santa calls. X o w nn'x tot^ether dolls and snow, T h e n carols and the t o y s ; W e ' r e s^oin,^- to make a toothsome feast P^or all the skirls and boys. X o w that it is finished. W e ' l l add the junijiino-jack. T h e n mix in the ])oiKorn balls A n d ])aints f r o m Santa's i)ack. Ciarnish with the icicles A n d c r o w n it with the t r e e ; \'ou'll have the merriest Christmas anyone could be. 1.11 d J A N W A r . K ',37 CHRISTMAS I know _\'()u think- it's lots of fiui A\'hen Christmas time is here. Receivinj^- _L;ifts and ,^ivin,q' shifts. T h e world seems full of cheer. ()utside the snowllakes I'dl the air. S o bi,^- and soft, limiit and fair. A n d . when the sun is halfway out. T h e children come from homes and shout. " M e r r y Christmas." I'RAXCICS SI^A'MOUR '38 J4 THE CRIMSON AND WHITE POEM "Twas near Christmas, let me tell you. Twenty-third, the date. My i^ift T wanted was a i)et, My story I'll relate. It's snowins^- out ton{i>ht and 'i'he wind is hlowinj;- hard. There's a ehill that rests in I'Zvery hone of mine. 1 don't know zaekly how to say it, lUit I'm wishin', Oh so hard, 'i'o (nid a ])et an' treat it sorta kind. I've never had one yet, an' ['ve .Always wanted one, .An' Ts always sorta wishin' that I could, P)Ut rij^ht n o w , y o u helieve I'm j u s t a little mc, soher— 'Cause I sorta know my wishin' does no ^ood. In the morninj.^- hrij^ht an' early,— (.As a story sometimes i^oes) I walked outside to see the .glorious sii^iit, And there it was! as plain a sij^ht as could he. My A\'ish ! a fuzzy, round, soft hall of black and white. Vir^'inia Soper, '37 CHRISTMAS EVE The snow falls softly downward, Makins^- a blanket for the house. While within all are unconsciou.'i Of the snow .And a mouse That sits there watchiu"In h()i)es of some cheese. Or other tidhit That he mij^iit seize. At last in despair, I le Li'oes to his nest, Thoui^h they know nothint^' Of the little pest. S V L V I A R Y P I N S '^S' Pi]l)11slic(l Twice a Year as a Literary Alasainc by tlie Students of ilic Milne High School of Albany, Xew York TRRMS OF SUBSCRIPTION One year (2 numbers) payable in advance BOARD OF ^5.75 EDITORS Iiililor-iii-Chicf I'-RNTOX (;A{;K .Issislaiil liditor Hb:XRY DAVID JOHNSON ROBERT ANDREWS BETTY BAUER RUTH WHITTEAIORE AIAR(;ARET K Y L E SYLVIA Kf.ARSEELD SPENCER NOAKES ROBERT STUTZ THEODORE MATIS IRENE LIPE EDMUND CASE KEXNETH MARSH B A R B A R A BIRCHEN()U(;H i>;UTIl M A N N IRVINC. R I C I I T E R (]I\()R(iI{ C O L E BARNET School EdUor -Issistaiif School Editor -Unmni Editor Issistaiit Alumni Editor Exchamjc Editor Issishmt Exchange Editor St>orts Editor Assisatnt Sports Editor -J;-/ E.ditor Assistant Art Editor Joke Editor Issistant Joke Editor fnnior High Editor Issistant Junion High Editor Business Manager Issistant Ihisiness .]fanager i6 Tin-: CKIAFSON A N D WHITE 'DITORIA] X Jl-io PROGRESSIVENESS OF MILNE School is the laboratory of brinj^s b e f o r e the mind's "Milne lliyii eye a picture o f numerous State Colles^e." labeled To many, thi.s- si)ecimens. to dissected at the leisure o f youni^- and inexiierienced collej^e students. to say, this picture is not exactly a i)leasin,n- one. be Needless 1 Fowever. all the facts ]K)int t o very favorable results o f the "exiK'riments" carried on in this " l a b . " N o r , with the exception of occasional " o b s e r v a t i o n s " by the critics, this " l a b " as similar t o that other kind as s o m e might think. Tt is true that State Colle.ge Seniors obtain their practice by teachinj^' Afilne classes. 1"hey are. h o w e v e r , constantly o b s e r v e d by the critics, and nothins^- new is tried unless it has first been p r o v e d practical. "Shall \ send m y child to AFilne to be exi)erimente(l on and tau.^iit by '.i^reen' t e a c h e r s ? " ask many lovini^- i)arents. 1 f exi)erim(.'nts are carried on. certainly Afilne's scholastic record ])roves that they are extremely successful. W i t h a very sli.^ht dilTerence of ai^es between the instructors and instructed, it is only natural that the relationship between the t w o should not be like that in other schools. lCsi)ecially is this true in Senior ITi.yh. Althou.^h the teachers- are not looked u]) to in the w a y they are in t^rammar school, nevertheless, a n e w and better si)irit exists. ends, ll is that .ijood It is the relativity of jj^ople laborin.^- t o w a r d the same fellowshi]) under which one is desirous o f knowing-; the other o f showing'. ( According- to Dr. A . K. P)rubacher, president o f State Collej^e, Alilne is the only school of its kind in .America, and i)ossibly in the w o r l d . T h i s means that it is the only school in which all the actual teaching- is done by student T h i s is a fact worthv o f s o m e consideration. and a very sin.nular o n e ! tion. teachers). Milne, then, is truly a laboratory, Students should be jjroud of attendins;- such an institu- ( )ri;ani/.ed as it is, every m o d e r n method o f teachinsj; which has been p r o v e d practical, must reach its c l a s s - r o o m s , makint;- both study and instruction easier. A n o t h e r fact worthy of mention (thout^ii it no doubt o f t e n seems d u b i o u s ) is that no sub-normal student is allowed to attend Milne. T h i s enables the classes to progress rapidly without bviui.;- han(licapi)ed by backward students. StudcMits attending- this school are, indeed, jjrivilei^ed. Xot mi.^ht well remember occasionallv that thev fom" hundred and fifty i)U])ils attend this year f f o u r hundred thirty-live, to be e x a c t ) , yet approximately 300 were turned awav. The waitini;- list, alone, contains o v e r 200. T h e s e things speak well for the instruction L'iven and received here, but thev d o more. lont^- a f t e r T h e y s h o w that that other i)art of Latin and l-'rench are hazy the school, the ])art memories, the remembered thr()bbins>-, ])ulsatin|,'- THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E school, itself, has a rei)utati()n of its o w n . 17 T r u e , sjxjrts are s o m e w h a t limited hy the scarcity of youni;- men, yet Milne's m a j o r sports, basketball and baseball have, in past years, earned records to be p r o u d o f . .\ i^olf team has been o r g a n i z e d , and football w o u l d i)robably be recos^nized w e r e it not f o r the overla])pin_<;- o f ball and football seasons, and the late bet;inning of athletic p r o g r a m is not carried out of school. Though basket- the girls" tlvj school, it n o w includes almost every c o n c e i v a b l e s])ort. W h a t does M i l n e o f f e r to her students s o c i a l l y ? .\ v a r y i n g p r o g r a m of ath- letic contests, i)arties, dances and g o o d times, which, h o w e v e r , will not be further described here. (|uestion is, shall Milne be as i)rogressive in her ricular activities as she is scholastically? extra-cur- Let Milne truly b e c o m e a l a b o r a t o r y ! R e m e m b e r that to make a mistake is no disgrace if the error is rectified. experiments be tried. A certain amount of conservativeness is all Let right, of c o u r s e , yet n o ])r()gress w o u l d be m a d e in this w o r l d were it not f o r those " f o o l s " \vho attempt the " i m p o s s i b l e " each year. and s u c c e e d ! T o stand still is to lose g r o u n d . Let Alilne p r o g r e s s Last year S i g m a Literary " t h r e w " a dance, a g o l f team was made official and the Crimson issued as a newsjxiper. attem])te(l b e f o r e , in s o m e and way Society was IJliilc T h e s e are w o r t h y of mention because they had not been h^urthermore. they w e r e all s u c c e s s f u l ! In what w a y will the school ])rogress this y e a r ? G. SEVENTH GRADE HOME ROOMS ]\0()m L35 has elected the f o l l o w i n g officers : Virginia Tripp President (lordan Robinson I'icc President h'Ji/.abeth S i m m o n s Damia Secretary Winshurst Traffic Officer P)illy Saunders Monitor Althea W a l l a c e Rej^orter Room is heli)ing (|uite a lot for the SC'IK )( ) L ( I l L T . started the selling of Christmas tissue i>aiH'r. "Rip Van Winkle." L,rastus Davis has ' f h e y are also g i v i n g a ])la}' called, A tea to their i)arents will be given a f t e r w a r d s . 1^he old c o f f e e pot in Miss W h e e l i n g ' s office will be used. T h e cl;iss officers a r e : [anel Cole. President ; l)ett\- Douglas. Home ])anel. Room 124 has been talking o\-er what M a y b e they will sell Christmas seals. they will d o f o r the library M a y b e they will d o s o m e t h i n g else. It has been suggested that w e g i v e a I'lay. We have been e n j o y i n g very interesting i)rograms at o u r meetings. m o r n i n g Dr. h^-etlerick c a m e in and g a v e us a very interesting talk on The room has begun to i)Ut u]) its Mathematical Decorations. One mechanics. We ha\-e already i)Ut up b o o k s and pictures of angles. m;iking our r o o m look' better than it used to. T H E CKII^rsoN AND WHITK I8 EIGHTH GRADE HOME ROOMS I Ionic room 127 is under the sniK'rvisioii of Mr. Raymond and Miss Ma- lia.niian. In ()ctoI)C'r the Iiome room sonu' eurrent events programs. a Hallowe'en i)arty. Milehell Ford William The T h e y have also had T h e oCfieers are as f o l l o w s : Prcsidciif Perkins J'icc J'rcsidciil Janet i'remer Scrrclary Jack Jerkin Treasurer Star Ffome Room (121) has done some interestini^" thinj^s this under the direction o f Miss I Falter and I'oh (Jilson, president. year T h e y have jLjiven a skit f r o m " P e n r o d and S a m " duriuj^- assemhly, and a Hallowe'en party. " S t a r " newsi)ai)er which the)' started last year, has hc'jn continued. The T h e y art- pi,'uun'ni;- to .i^ive their h o m e room a s^ift for Christiuas. R o o m 123 has the his^hest home room score this year. W'e ha\'e not, as yet. newspai)er, hut we hope to have one later in the year. W'e had a v e r y line I f a l l o w e ' e n party, and expect to have more. T h e ofiicers. are as f o l l o w s : T h o m a s f'arren J^rcsidcul Lillian W a l k Scrrclary Arthur Smith Treasurer NINTH GRADE HOME ROOMS This year home rooiu 130 started a newspaper called " T h e Keyhole News." ICvery month we chan,^e the staff so that ever^'one will have a chance to write. Since the l)ei;innin,^- of the year our scholastic standard has heen raised and \v.>' have also improved in citizenship. ()iu- i)resi(lent is Stanley are ( l o r d o n C'arvill and I'etty Manton, and our Student C.'ouncil representative.s: Xichols. Din'inm- the first semester we ha\-e had something' to do ever)- da}'. l^ly was elected i)resi(lent of our home room. meetins^-. ( ) n T u e s d a y and W e d n e s d a y we have study period. business meetiui^- on Thursday. the Library. Robert ( )n Monday we have a husines.s. W e have another ICvery other b'riday we work with Mrs. Lutz in O n the other h^'idays we have entertainment. THE 19 CRIMSON AND W H I T E 'l"hc first semester has l)een a very siiceessfiil one in home r o o m 129. h'riday, in home r(jom ])eri()(l, several i)U|)ils take jiart in a program. I'Lvery It is ar- ranged so that every ])ni)il may have a chanee to take part at s o m e time (hiring the semester. W'ilh'am Norton is i)resi(lent and Miss Smith ALUMNI advisor. NOTES I'etty Chajjman '32 is at the University of Miehigan. Jennie Mnghes '32 and llarriman Sherman '30 are at St. Lawrenee University. A h c e Murray '32. Sarali Smith '32. Ruth Ixeiner '31. Dorothy S i m o n '31, I'-leanor Lerner '32 and Lois Potter '32 are furthering their education at State College. ivohert I larding '32 is at I'rown University, l i e is out for freshmen bas- ketball. A m o s M o s c r i p '32 and Robert ^Pomer '32 are attending the University of Alabama. H o w a r d Sjjelman '32 is at Albany College of l'harmac\-. William (h'ey '31 is attending R . J'. 1. ^Nfarjorie \\'illiams '31. Constance M c C o y '32, Rhea Ungerman '32 and Jane Holler '31 are attending J\ussel Sage in T r o y . Paul l>eik '31 and WMlliam M c C o r d '31 are attending Union College. N e x t door at .Albany High School for Post-Craduate Courses are Clara S t u t / '32, Ruth Alilas '32. Janet V a n Cott '32. Janet W'hittemore '32 and Virginia (iarrison '32. Roger 1\)wne '31 and Ralph Derby '30 are at L'. Al. 1. B y r o n S n o w d e n '31 is at N o r w i c h University. 1 le has the leading role in the freshmen play. Lola Harbour '31. Dot Chalker '32. Ruth Metcher '31, Margaret Crouse '32. itmma (irace \\'ebb '31, iiarbara J lall '31, Jane l>ergman '32 and Helen Dorwaldt '32 are at Mildred h'lley School of I'usiness. J5. 15. '33 cK: R. W. '34 Russell vSage College 1'roy, N e w ^^)rk December 1. P)32 Dear Milniies: When 1 was in Alilne and read the /Mumni letters in the " C r i m s o n W h i t e . " I used to day-dream about writing one sometime in the future. and Xow. I have been gix'en the privilege of greetini'; you all! A s some of you know. 1 am atten.ding Russell Sage CoUege as one of da\' students. Russell .Sage is a college lor young women. the I b)wever. let none be dismayed, for the iM-oximity of some fifteen hundred men attending a wellknown techiu'cal institute on the hill is often considered the compensating !^eri()uslv sjjeaking. however. factor. I ha\'e found ;U Russi'll Sage a niost jileasaut atmosphere due to the attitude of the faculty and students, and one conduci\-e to work' (and ])lay). THE 20 CRIMSON AND WHITE And Milnitc's! Here is soniclhin.i;- of personal interest to you. for you, too, will exi)erience it. Mow proud 1 have been of my Alma Mater, when in the ])ast two months I have been told soniethinj^- like this, "They certainly had the right idea where you went to high school,'' or again. "Your prep school has given you your start in the right direction." This. Milnites, is the legacy that Milne gives Very sincerely. Constance .Anne AfcCoy •Mbany, x\ew York December 2. 1932 DK.AK Mrr.NTTEs: Once in the lifetime of every Milnite .Alumnus (or alumna) comes the moment to write a letter for the good old Crintsoii and llliifc. \Miat a sim])le matter it is for the .Alumni lulitor to say. "Will you write a letter for oiu" Christmas issue?" P)Ut what an entirely different matter it is for the person who cheerfully answers, "C)f Course" to actually fulfill her promise. This would probably be an easy task for those who are away at college, leading an entirely new and dilTerent life. i>ut 1, well, to make a long story short, I am just another high .school graduate staying around town, waiting for an opportunity to get away. Tn the meantime, I am attending the Mildred I'^lley school which, as you know, is not far from your own "place of business." Now. 1 h()])e you all have a very merry and ])rofitable Christmas holiday and rclnrn to school with all sorts of good resr)lutions for the New A'ear. Very sincerely yours, MARGARICT CROUSF. '32 FRENCH CLUB 1932 The officers of the h'rench Club are: Paul Ja(|uet Mary Peck \I argaret Kyle bVances P)ates President Fire President Seeretary Treasurer 'fhe most important work of the club this year has been the l<^-ench i)lay. given in assembly on November 30. 'fhe new meml)ers have been elected and most have accei)te(l, though the collision in time between the Dramatics Club and I'^-ench Club was a serious (piestion. It is hoped that .soon this imi)ediment will be ()verc(Miie. Our subscription to the national paper "La Journal" has been continued and the themes of the students have been welcomed. It is hoi)e(l that this year will be as successful as last, which was the initial vcar of our connection with the national society, "Pes 1 kibillards." M. j . K. Secretary THK CRIMSON AND W I I T T E 2T ADELPHOI LITERARY SOCIETY A(lcl])lioi has started what looks to he a most i:)rosperous year under the leadership of its ]M-esi(lent, (iordon I\in,t^sley. Most of our time has been sjjent on plans for initiation, which was held earlier this year than usual. Our new members are I'iobert Stutz, l\obert Kuhn. Robert Ficken, and Richard Al'aster.son. We are now lookins^- forward to the Christmas Dance which the three societies are ])lannini^-. This year's officers are as follows: (Gordon Kin.^sley h\Miton Gai^e 1 vcwis Georj^e Paul Jacquet Kendal Getman Carleton Power Ted President Vicc-Prcsidcul Matis Sccrctary Treasurer Master of Ceremonies Business Manager Sergeant at Arms L. G. QUINTILLIAN LITERARY SOCIETY The Ouintillian l.iterary society has entered into another year of literary and social activity at Milne. In November a card party was held and the results were successful. All members ijreatly enjoyed ])re])arinj^- the entertainment for the rush imrty. 'Jdie officers of Ouin are: D. Ostrander F. ]3ates ^r. Peck President Viee-President Recording Secretary J. W h i t e Corresponding Secretary R. Ward .l//.s7y'('.v.s- of Ceremonies R. Lee J. Lerner Critic Marshall Ouin is looking- forward to the installation of new members in the near future. ^r. P. THK CRIMSON AND WHITE z: ZETA SIGMA LITERARY SOCIETY Zc'ta Sii^ni.-L lias started on a very successful year. was held Hallowe'en was a hui;e success. 1'he ofticers for the year I'etty iJauer I'rcsidcnl I'icc-Prcsidciit 1 )()ut^"ht()n Sccrcfary Ik'atrice Spencer Mistress of I'ei^Ljy Roberts Alice initiation. are: Rita 1 lyland l^dith T h e annual rush, whicli W e are now ])lanninj4- our Ccrcnioiiics Senior liditor llartnian Critic Zeta Si.^ina extends their best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a rhii')i)y New \'ear. EXCHANGES "Tlw L. 1.— Mas the hahit of jjuttins^- the first name or If'Iiisf^"—Westhury. nickname of the author after each article. Interesting-, and makes for more ai)i)rcciation of work on the ])a])er. "Tcrracc X . N'.—A school Court is beinj^- sui^i^ested Tribmir"—Schenectady. in this s c h o o l — w h y don't they have a Student Council? "Hi(/h .W'Zi's"—Delniar. our midst! Milnite. X . ^ ^ — A n o t h e r niimeograi)he(l i)ai:)er has c o m e to A n d w h o do you su|)i)()se is ICditor-in-Chief ? — I ' e t l y W o o d i n , an e x - CoiiL^ratulations. I'etty T h e following- are some of the publications we ha\'e so far received: "Cliaiul Ihu/Ji Chrouiclc"—J.uckno^v, "SL'ctch Hook"—Washiiit^ton luntinj^ton llii^h School. 11 untini^lon. "Mirror"—1 "Tuft "llic A c a d e m y for Hoys. Albany, X . Y . Cue"—Albany Press Ixci'icK'"—Amhersl. " 7 7 / c Idler"—Rhinebeck. " 7 7 / c ll(/er Cub"- "Ciiiciimatiis " I 'ocalional "Tow-ll "The Rhinebeck, .X. A'. licho"-—Cincinnatus. (lirls' A c a d e m y , .\lbany, X . Y. X. of C. II. S."—Coeymans, Coexnians, X . /w'(7;;7/('r"—Sarato.^a, Saratoi^a. X. Y . "The Ix'ecord"—Mamaroneck "The Patroou"—Albany "Terrace lliL;h School, Albanv, X . .M ichii^an. "/'(/;/()/•(////(/"- T)ini;hamt()n, School X. N". .\fessen(/er"—Industrial . Icddenie"—.Albany "Iliflh ( )liio. I lasliniL^s. .Xebraska. 'ow"—.^hrevc'iiort, "lichoes ^^ Conn. Orach'"—AVatertown. "School India. Irvino- lli^h School, N e w N'ork. N. Y . Tribuue"- llit;h School. .Mamaroneck, X . llis^li School, Albruu", X. W .Xott Terract' lli,^h School. Schenectady, X . Y . M. j . K. and S. K . '32 THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E 23 SCHOOL NOTES Well, the clock of time has slowly rolled its weary way, and a new school year has come, finding- ye editor older, sadder, and wiser(?). Old Man Depression rears his ugly head more menacingly than ever before, hut, nevertheless, we find ourselves increasingly cheerful (1 wonder if Ihis is because misery ])ree(ls contempt, or am I wrong?). This department has determined to institute a fund for the purpose of buying huge quantities of "\\'heaties," "Post-Toasties," and etc.. to feed to ihe junior Jligh School students. W e feel that with such assistance they could not help but increase in size enough to remove from the school whatever resemhlancc to a kindergarten which it now has. As you all know, the first social event of the year was the School Recei)tion. As usual, ])lays were given by the upper classes, and there was dancing in the gymnasium. The newcomers celebrated their debut by systematically destroyingall decorations, etc., assisted, we are sad to say. by certain of the older students. 1 lowever, in spite of this confusion, the ])arty was a great success. That old demon Troui)le seemed to dog the junior-freshmen ])rawl. First, he tam])ered wdth the finances and then, not satisfied, he stole down the backstairs and upset the punch. Mowever. all the Soi)homores and Seniors who attended thought that the affair was a big success. Note: (The decorations were not descrated by the frosh who attended.*) Speaking of dances reminds us that there are (|uite a few amuial events still in the offing—the Soi)homore-Senior i)arty—the basketball games—the O. T. S. A.—the Senior hoji—graduation—and last, but certainly not least, the final examinations. (What a fine thing to talk about—esi)ecial]y at this time of the year.) Tt is now ((uite certain that the annual school gift will be one of a set of nuu-als for the library. The three societies are holding a Christmas dance to assist in raising the four hundred dollars necessary for this work. The return of the legitimate stage to Albany has been greeted with nuich enthusiasm by a certain group of Alilnites. We understand that there is a theatev l)arty at the Cai)itol every Friday evening. Although you will reccix'e this magazine after the Christmas jjlays have been given, we find it ((uite logical to insert at this place a short word about them. The casts have been devoting nearly all their si)arc tinie rehearsing, and we certainly hope that the reward for their services will be in i)r<)p()rtion with the time and labor which they have given. W e also h()i)e that those who ])raise the i)lays will not forget those who have given their time and assistance in the manufacturing of sets, in selling tickets, and in managing seating. And now, we're sorry to say, and you're doubtless glad to hear, that we can lind nothing else to say and therefor we must. i)erforce. cease. Adios, friends (or enemies as the case may be), and we'll be seein' you in the June issue. n. W. 1. '33 * The decorations were fastened to gas-filled balloons and were far out 01 their reach. THE 24 CKH^FSON A N D VVITITK BASKETBALL A t least t w o new menihers will he seen on the conrt this year, the team hein^built around Watkins. Cletnian and Case, veterans f r o m last year. T h e team has been i)ractieini;- res^ularly on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and, althout;"h they may not c o m e u]) to the standard of some previous teams, we can be assured that they will do their best. T h e i)layers w h o will ])rol)ably see much action on the court this year are f o r w a r d s — W a t k i n s , Stutz, P)latner, P)l()cksi(l^e and Rosbrook ; center—Case, C e t man, Alasterson, K e i m ; ^^uards^—Kuhn, Alayberry, Rosenstein. Ray Harris, State College Senior and center on the State Varsity, is coachins;under Coach liaker. 1 larris ai)])ointed Cietman, Watkins and Case co-ca])tains. lM)r a while, at least, they will alternate in that capacity. P)etty P)auer, Rita Ilx'land, Dick lU'njamin, O s m o n d Smith and Fred Dear- slyne will lead cheers this year. T h e schedule of ijames at this time which has been arranged by William I'latner, mana.^er, is as f o l l o w s : ( )])ponent Date Delmar Averill Dec. Park Delmar I Mace 2 Alilne Dec. .Milne Jan. 1,^ Delmar Alilne Mohawk Jan. 14 Mechanicville Jan. 21 Milne Coble.skill hVb. Cobleskill .\verill h\"b. 10 Averill Park h\'b. 11 AFilne Park Keveney 3 T h e student body can help the team very much by .givino- it their support at every i^ame. T h e r e is no reason why any student at Milne should not attend these ^anies and hel]) the team to victory. .S X -md R ,S '34 VARSITY CLUB Kendall Cictmrm 1'resident Julnuuul Case I 'icc T h o s . Watkins Prcsldcnl Sccrctary-Trcasnrcr This year the Varsity Club has started something- that is new to Milne, and somethint;- Milne needs an .Atblelic Council. T h i s b o d v will sujicrvise the buyinj^- of all material and ec|ui)imenl for the athletic teams of Milne. It will also have char<;e of the awardinj^- of letters. A constitution has been drawn up, and is bein,<;- carefully di.scus.sed in the meetini^s. Mr. M o o s e has consented to act as faculty advisor and has .^iven manv helpful sus4t;estions. This year the \''arsity Club and Athletic Council are combined organizations, but in future years they will be sei)arate. T h e r e are to be twelve member.s seniors, four juniors and two sophomores. T w o students will be elected f r o m each class every year, making a total of twelve active members. T. W., Secretarv six THE CRIMSON AND 25 WHITE THE STUDENT COUNCIL 'riic ofllccrs of this year's wStiulent Council arc: Kenneth Snowden h\'nt()n (lat^c ATaroaret rrrsidoil I 'icc-Prcsidciil Kyle Srcrcfary 'I'he hud.^et has been revised, with a reduction from last year's total. The school i^ift, which has usually been left to the discretion of the Council, was ])ut to the vote of the school, and. on Mr. Sayles' sus4",^estion, it consisted of a set of historical murals to he placed in the library. 1"his was passed and prei)arations are beins^' made for the be.^innin^t;- of this work. The School Reception was arraui^ed by the Student Council, as in previous years. The Student Council is welcomint^' any sui^t^estions or criticisms from the student body, concernins^- school affairs. M. I. K.. Secretarv JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT COUNCIL The officers of the Student Council for P)arbara Pjirchenout^h John SchillingI'ettN- Nichols are: rrcsidciil / 'icc-rrcsidciil Secretary to the i)resent date, we have changed the time for Junior lli,<;h clubs to 11 :3() on Wednesdays. i)re])are(l the J. II. S. bud.^et. and discussed the school .gift. We will have a new system for the "Lost and I'ound," and for the information desk. W e are going to have a Junior lligh School party on January 26. I'ettv Xichols, Secretar\' 26 THE CRIMSON AND WHITE P>ctty P)aucr—Doesn't tliat soprano have a lar^e repertoire? l\ita llvland—^'es. and that ch'ess slie has on makes it look worse. i^)ol)—Pop, will 1 look like you when 1 i;row up? heather—T uuess so, son. P)ol)—Well, I won't have to grow up for a lons^- time, will Pop Janet White—Is your friend a hook-worm? Alary Cavin—Xo, just an ordinary one. Miss 'Halter—What side of the debate were you in favor o f ? Seventh Grader—Oh, 1 don't know, 1 think I was on the side of the infirmative. FIRE P L A C E T E A R O O M 182 WASHINGTON AVENUE ALBANY, N. Y. Home Cooking W E Phone 2-673 3 APPRECIATE Wc Deliver YOUR P A T R O N A G E Phone 5-3761 ALBANY TOY ^ NOVELTY JOFS CO. Delicatessen and Sandwich Shop Catering a Slieciaky Fireworks Stationery, Toys and Novelties 851 Madison Avenue Albany, N. Y 71 Hudson Avenue Please mention "The Crimson and White' Albany, N. Y. THE CKIIMSON A N D W H I T E 27 ?)latncr—I low do yon know that there has 1)een a picnic liere? P^red Dearstyne—I see by the i)apers. David DePorte has added to the hterary merit of this ma^a/ine hy snl)mittin.U' the followini^-: There was an old man from IJrazil. W h o resided atop of a hill. Me subsisted on gin W h i c h he kei)t in a bin. That inteniporate old man of I'razil. And yet another: There was a .^ay blade named Cai^one, W h o ran ([in'te a .game of his own. 'Till the Cf)ps lost their fears, A n d he got several years— So he's now on the rockj^ile alone. SUNDAY TELEGRAM CORPORATION PRINTERS Letterheads Envelopes Cards Programs Phone 4-3161 Invitations 5 V A N TROMP STREET Printers of "The Crimson cmd White" ALBANY HARDWARE 39-43 S T A T E IRON CO. STREET COMPLETE SPORT EQUIPMENT Middle Blouses—Bloomers—Stoc}{ings—Athletic Suits Gym Shoes—Basketball Sul^jilies—Sport Clothing Styled Corrcctly, W a r m , Roomy, Meeting Every Sport Requirement Please mention " T h e Ciimson and Wliite' T i r i i CIMARSON AND WHTTI': 28 l')()l) Kiihn—Give nic a scntencc with the word "chat;rined" in it. Sonny lilocksidt^c—I i^ave her a kiss and ehaj^rined at me. I rose witli s^reat alacrity To offer her my seat; "Pwas a (|uesti()n whether she or 1 Should stand ui)on my feet. O R C H I D B O O K SHOP A R R O W H E A D FOOD STORE GIFTS 1056 Madison Avenue CARDS 5? Everything Good to Eat STATIONERY 3 3 Central Avenue Quality at a Rea.scmcihle Price Albany. N. Y. We Deliver Dial 4-1440 Timken Silent Automatic Co. A R C A D E FLOWER NURSERY CO. OIL B U R N E R S 300 Central Avenue Evergreens and Landscaping If it grows, we have it. Albany, N. Y. 1 1 Central Avenue Albany, N. Y . ''Knowledge Is Power" M I L D R E D ELLEY S C H O O L 227-229 Q U A I L S T R E E T Corner of Hudson Avenue T R A I N FOR SUCCESS SHORTHAND, TYPEWRITING, BCX^JKKEEPING, SECRETARIAL STUDIES Send For Catalog 2-1694 Please mention "The Crimson and White' THE CRIMSON AND 29 WHITE eyes are blue and brii^lit, And mischief in them lies ; J ler wavy hair is cris]) and li.^ht, Not so are her ])ies. ] lere's to dear old Herman P)()i)]\ l ie came to a lii^ht and didn't sto]). An ei)itai)h to (lant^ster jack, lie went for a ride and didn't come hade. To a man who, in a wrestlint^' hout, (lot tied in a knot and couldn't i^et out. J A M E S H. M U R R A Y Confectioner A . H. P A R K E R Has supplied wholesome fresh Candy to Milne High for 11 years Painter 96 Madison Avenue 2-1772 Albany, N. Y. C. fe? C. Annex OFFICIAL DISTRIBUTORS REACH, WRIGI-IT & DITSON SPORTING GOODS Outfitters for MILNE, A N D STATE COLLEGE Special Discounts to Students on \V. & D. Ice Skates M E T R O P O L I T A N L O A N CO. 54-56 HUDSON A V E N U E I'lease mention "The Crimson and White' A L B A N Y . N. Y THK Ckll^rSON A N D WlIITK An inisolicilcd teslinionial from an ardent i^olfcr to a hosiery niannfactnrer "iMl'leen minutes after jinttini;- on a pair of your socks. I made a hole in one.' lUatner—Mv father is a doctor, so 1 can get sick for nothing. I'^icken—That's nothing, mine is a preacher, so 1 can he good for nothing BULSON^S T O G G E R Y SHOP EMERY^S 85 3 Madison Avenue QUALITY FOOTWEAR $5.00 T O $8.50 126 Wa.shinffton Avenue A 35 Uptown, within easy reach of your home Open Evenings Furnishings that give you comfort and Satisfaction High grade stock of familiar trademarks Reasonable Prices l\"n C&HTRAL AVt. MaMliBID PHON&I 5-1613 / V A LALBANY E STEEEEL S A Y S : Everything the Best Visit Our New Meats, Fish, Fruits, Junior Scction Vegetables, Groceries for Canned Goods EXCLUSIVE GOWNS, COATS, at HATS, ACCESSORIES SMITH^S T E R M I N A L For the Young Miss MARKET ooo STEEFEL BROTHERS Stop 30, Albany-Schenectady Road STATE STREET Tel. 2-8314 Please i n o n t i o ! ! "'1 lie ("riinson and White' THK l\uth CRIMSON AND WHITE Swt'ctscr—1 Icrc conics tlic ])ara(le and AFildrcd will miss it. WHicrc is slic? lick'ii Xauniolt—She's upstairs wavini;- her hair. I\uth- -()li. for s^oodncss sakes ! Wc Dcl-vcr Can't she atTord a lla,^ ? 4-1562 Phone S'0156 "The HIGH SCHOOL LUNCH M. W. BRIGGS & M. T. STONE, Props. Hot Lunches Every Evening When 1116 Madison Avenue, cor. Allen Street Albany, N. Y. Entertaining Call Albany, N. Y. CAMERON For Refreshment Suggestions GLASS Dial 2-3 5 30 PAINT 284 Central Avenue BEAUTY SALON THE MARYLENA Let Us Make OUR Shop YOUR Shop FLORENCE P. ABERLE, Owner E X perie nced Opcrators BRIGHTMAN 204 Lark Street F R A N C E S E. C O X THE U P T O W N SHOP Gowns Dressmaking Hemstitching 208 Quai 1 St., near Western Phone 4-9481 Albany, N. Y. Tel. 4-2787 Eveni ng Appointments LUCILLE HARDWARE HARDWARE O W E N ^ S ICE C R E A M 80?i Madison Avenue Store" Drug PINE HILLS P H A R M A C Y The Better Sandwich 9 North L:ikc Avenue Family OPTOMETRIST 17! C E N T R A L A V E N U E Between Robin Street and Lc.xington Avenue IMe.'isL' mcnlioii "'I'lic ('liiiVsoii ;uiil While" POOLE Albany, N. Y. 32 THE CRIMSON AND WHITE Tcacher—Who is this space dedicated to? Senior—Phihp. Teacher—I'hilii) who ? Senior—Philip space! If all the autonif)l)iles were placed end to end it would he live-thirty Sunday rifternoon. PALLADINO, Comfilimcnts of BE.AUTY PARLORS AND THE VAN INC. BARBER SHOPS HEUSEN'CHARLES 1 1 No. Pearl St. CO. No. Pearl St. Albany, N. Y. PERKINS SILK S H O P 'Hij^h in Quality, hut not L A M E S F. S U L L I V A N in Price' Rayon French Crepe Slips Tailored and Lace Trimmed 89c Marian Hosiery Chiffon and Service Weight 59c 2 Pairs for $1.05 3 Pairs for $1.50 LET PERKINS SILK SHOP BE YOUR H E A D Q U A R T E R S FOR SENSIBLE CHRISTMAS GIFTS 15 South Pearl Street Funeral Directors 789 Madison Avenue Phone 2-7242 Albany, N. Y. Plcise nuMition " The Crimson and Wliitc' THE CRIMSON' A N D WHITE S. I'crkins—Did you say Tom \\'atkins was ahscntniindcd ? One of the few—Absentniinded ? W h y lie read an erroneous aecount of his death in the ])ai)er and sent himself a wreath. Among- the things that seem to grow l)y leaps and hounds are the children in the apartment overhead. HATS A L B A N Y G L O V E SHOP 83 State Street FURNISHINGS Call Me Ten Eyck Bldg. Gloves—Hosiery—Lingerie Full Line Du Barry Toilcttrics For All Occasions Always First With the Latest 2 3 South Pearl Street WEEBER CYCLE W O R K S Bicycles, Children's Albany, N. Y. THE Q U A L I T Y STORE Vehicles A?id Toy Wheel ABE HABERDASHER YOUR Ladies' and Children's Goods ReadytO'Wear 174-176 Central Avenue 211-213 Central Avenue Albany, N. Y. Tel. 3-0361 Albany, N. Y. DeLiixe ServiceThc Entire Family Bundle Beautifully Hand Ironed Compliments 15c per pound 7\[o Added Charge of For Shirts or Handkerchiefs MILNE HIGH SCHOOL Flat Work— C^ur Regular Scrvice Flat Work and Rough Dry- Sc per pound GOLF T E A M QUALITY LAUNDRY 3-003 : I'lfaso HK'iiliiJii "'Pile t'riinson ;m(l Albany, N. Y. W liilc" :4 THE CRIMSON AND WHITE Customer—This sou]) is burued. W a i t e r — t o l d you? Customer—A little swallow. Aud then there's the speak-easy jjroprietor who i^ot raided and sued the policeman on the heat for breach of i)romise. LODGE LADIES A H O Y ! FISHER, INC. Men's Clothing Go to Sherry's Shop Underwear—Shirts- -Hosiery For Everything From Bottom to Top Wide Assortment of Turtle-Neck Sweaters 102 North Pearl Street STATE SHERRY'S WOMEN'S APPAREL Albany, N. Y. COLLEGE CAFETERIA 2 3 North Pearl Street RIZZO^S B A R B E R SHOP Ladies' Hairbobbing JUNIOR H I G H - - 1 1 : 0 0 ' 1 1 : 3 0 STATE C O L L E G E — 1 1 : 3 0 ' 1 2 : 3 0 301 Ontario Street MILNE H I G H — 1 2 : 3 0 - 1 :30 THE HAUSEN'S COLLEGE P H A R M A C Y MEN'S FURNISHINGS Prescriptions Our Business CLOTHING Tel. 3-9307 OPEN "EVENINGS 7 North Lake Avenue Albany, N. Y. 125: Central Avenue JANET McCORMTCK SAYLES Albany, N. Y. IRENE C R O T T Y PERSONS J E A N N E T T E SHOPPE 161 W A S H I N G T O N A V E N U E Exclusive Lines of DRESSES, HOSIERY AND LINDERWEAR TELEPHONE 3-7661 I'lease nicnlioii "Tl\c Crimson and White" ALBANY, N. Y. T I I I : CRIMSON AND W H I T E 35 J larold I^^runikin had handed in his conii)osition with a lon<^ list of dots and dashes at the end. Miss Conkhn—What is the meaning of all these marks?" Ilarold—They're ])nnetuati()n marks. Put them in to suit yourself." ''johnny, what do you call a person who ])reten(ls to know everything?" "A teacher, of course." Compliments BURGESS B E A U T Y S A L O N of 190 State Street Albany, N. Y. A L B A N Y ENGINEERING LICENSED B U R N H A M SHOP Telephone 4-7917 SALES C O R P . For Candies of the C A S S I U S J. L O G A N Building Better Sort Specialties ALLEN^S 271 Washington Avenue A L B A N Y , N. Y. 21 Central Avenue .V4840 Formerly 70 No. Pearl Street MADISON A V E N U E Cook With PHARMACY HLHEAT GAS FLOYD H. G R A V E S , Pro|i. A Real Pleasure in the Kitchen with Greater Economy ooo Drugs and Pharmaceuticals T A N K G A S CORP. Phones- -Schenectady 4-6528 845 Madison Avenue r i e . i s e nieiilioii Albany 5-1098 "The Crimson .nul Wliile" Troy 4065 T H E CRIMSON AND W H I T E s GUSTAVE LOREY Photographer I Establisherl 1 9 0 0 3 T H E STUDIOS: K B n 91 S T A T E S T R E E T ALBANY. NEW YORK 360 BROADWAY S A R A T O G A SPRINGS, N E W YORK Artistic Photography for College and School Annuals at Reasonable Prices PHOTOGRAPHER T O THE 1932 AND 1933 "CRIMSON AND WHITE' Please mention " T h e Crimson and White'' T H E CRIMSON AND W H I T E V-)/ Mr. Zilch—I want to know if I liavc .^rounds lor divorce. jiulj^e—Arc you married? \\y. Zilch—Yes. Jud.^'e—Of course you have. And then there's the story about the alunuius who came hade and said old school's t^oins^- to the doi^s. Xow when " C A D I L L A C — L A SALLE MOTOR CARS 1ie The " Crimson and White " wishes everyone JOHN D. WENDELL, INC. A Merry Christmas and 260 Washington Avenue Albany, N. Y. l A M E S P. O W E N S A Happy New Year Comjilhncnts N E W FUNERAL CHAPEL of Albany, N. Y. LIVERMORE & T R A E N D L Y I'lcase inciitioii "Tlic Criinson and W liilc" THI-: CRIMSON AND W H I T E Can-—What is the matter witli the car I sold you last week," Harold Drooz—l^'ervthing- makes a noise but the horn. Ken Snovvden—How's Ken .^ettini;- alon^- with his redueint;- exercises? Arnold Davis—You'd l)e surprised—the battleship he had tattooed on hi; chest is only a rowboat. A U S T I N - EMPIRE E N G R A V E R S Incorporated W M . M. L I T H G O W , Prescription Ph.G. MAISTELMAN^S Druggist LUNCHEONETTE Central Avenue, below Allen Street 299 Central Avenue Albany, N. Y. Albany, N. Y. Compliments HONIKEL^S P H A R M A C Y of Harry F. Honikel, Ph.G., Prop. HORTLEY'S 157 Central Avenue Department Store Phones 4-2036, 3-9315 General Dry Goods 163 Central Avenue Established Albany, N. Y. 190 5 Compliments Youn.t; Men's Clothes At Popular Price of Tuxedos for Hire L O C A L 201 N A T H A N COHEN PAINTERS AND DECORATORS 20 Central Avenue UNION P l e a s e nientiou Albany, N . Y . '"riie Crimson and W hite" THE CRIMSON AND WHITE 39 Dunk—Why is the fiiiiire 9 like Kendall Getnian ? Perkins—Without its tail it wf)ul(l he nothint^-. Jayne was displayini^- her new wrist watch, ahout a foot in diameter. IJea Spencer: " A l y ! Time must he heavy on your hands." YAWMAN ERBE M F G . C O . 182 STATE STREET A L B A N Y , N. Y. TELEPHONE 3-3010 GEORGE A. WINEGARD. Manager DAMINO^S B A R B E R SHOP 81 5 Madison Avenue 1 78 Washinjjton Avenue Reasonable Prices First Class Barhering GLEASON'WALLACE TOM^S B A R B E R SHOP CO., INC. Ladies' Haircutting a Specialty GAUGER BREMER 8 56 Madison Avenue Manufacturing Jewelers ^ Stationers Class Rings, Club Pins, Medals, Dealers in Quality Meats and Poultry Courteous Salesvian Trophies, Etc. Engraved Commencement and Prom lit Delivery Invitations 683 Broadway Albany, N. Y. Home-Made Sausage a Specialty I'lcnse nu'iitioii "Tlu' Cviiiisdu and W hite"