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Basketball Issue :
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MILNE HIGH SCHOOL FACULTY
JOHN M. SAYLES
Principal of the Six Years Milne High School
HARRY J. LINTON
Principal of Milne Junior High
Secretary to Mr. Sayles...
,
. . . . . G E R T R U D E HALL
Supervisor in Sophomore and Junior English,
MARY
ELIZABETH
Supervisor in Eighth Grade and Freshman English
CONKUN
MIRIAM
SNOW
Supervisor in English, Head of English Department,
~
KATHERINE E .
Supervisor in Spanish
WHEELING
ALICE T .
Supervisor in French
HILL
HELENE CROOKS
Supervisor in Mathematics, Head o£ Mathematics Department,
ANNE L.
Supervisor in Mathematics
EDNA F . LAYTON
Supervisor in History
Supervisor in Latin
ELIZABETH F . SHAVER
L.
ANTOINETTE
Supervisor in Social Sciences
Supervisor in Science
Supervisor in Commerce
Instructor in Drawing
Instructor in Physical Education
Instructor in Shop Work
I.tbrarian
JOHNSON
JEAN P.
SMITH
A.
MOOSE
CARLETON
ELIZABETH D . ANDERSON
Supervisor in Foods
Supervisor in Clothing
GUSHING
MAY
MRS.
ANNA
FILLINGHAM
KEIM
BARSAM
GRACE MARTIN
MARGARET
HITCHCOCK
MR.
MARION
W.
RAYMOND
REDWAY
THE
CRIMSON AND WHITE
Volume X X V I
SPRING 1930
Number III
CONTENTS
PAC.E
Editorial
3
Tears, Jane MacConnell
4
Chaos, Lorna Drowne
4
Nerve, Warren Cooper
5
Football—A Labor-Saving Device, Lucien Cole
6
Laughter, Mason Tolman
6
Junior High Section
8
Graves, Cornelia Rosbrook
8
Overheard in a Greenhouse, John Kobbe
9
The Library, Jane Bennett
Signs of Spring, Lorna Drowne
9
10
Societies
11
Alumni Notes
12
Athletics
18
Exchanges
22
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Art
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THE
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KITORIA
X J i JjU
FOOD FOR T H O U G H T
In our last issue we spcjke (jf the "s|jort of winning- with brains."
Some (jf you may have been inchned to treat the sul)iect hghtly. I>ut
liere is something for }-()u to think ab(jut—there is no game in the
world that is fouglit harder, no game in which the competition is so
keen, and n(j game in w hich the odds are greater against you than this
game of hfe that we all must play. That game is a contest of brains.
In order to make the team, or perhai)S to be a captain, a person
nuist have outstanding alulity. The best thing for you to do is to go
into training iiozv. If you build for y(.)urself a go(j(l foundation, the
chances are that you will succeed. Do all you can for yourself now
wlfile you have \'Our youth, and you will never have a day of regret in
your old age. The youth of today is too anxious to face the w o r l d ;
is too anxious to earn a living. Y o u r time will come soon enough ;
don't worry about that. W h a t you should do is i)rei)are yourself for
it. The better prepared you are, the easier the task will be.
One of the best ways to prepare }-ourself is to obtain the best
education p(jssible. Don't be to(j hasty in leaving school. Some day
you will wish that you were a student again. Start planning now to
g o to college.
Di)n't be fooled by this talk that "a colleg-e education is the bimk," and that one must get out in the world. Here are
some ligures that are of si)ecial interest t(j seniors and should interest
all of }'ou.
O f all the l)oys who start school, more than a third drop out without
even reaching the eighth grade. Another third—almost—sto]) at the
end of the eighth grade. The final third go on to high school, but less
than half of them graduate. ()nly about one out of every ten boys
who start school goes on to college. Even (jf that ten per cent who
enter college, less than a third graduate.
So that, in all, only about twenty-iive out of every thousand boys
(.ntering school graduate from college.
Y o u can see for yourself how nuich better the chances of success
are for that small minority—the two and a half per cent, who go on
and get a full college education. They have something that the other
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niiiety-seveii and a half fellows out of every hundred haven't.
That
in itself is a big head-start.
Those lij^ures were compiled by the University Society of
York.
New
T h e y speak f o r themselves, and they sound pretty convincing,
don't they?
Some more iigures compiled by the society that publishes " W h o ' s
W h o in A m e r i c a " and based on ten thousand successful
men, disclose some very interesting facts.
without any education at all has only about one chance in
succeeding in life to the point of getting himself
Who."
in
9,000.
_|00.
American
T h e list shows that a man
150,000
listed in
of
"Who's
A man with an eighth grade education has about one chance
A man with high school education has about one chance in
1 )Ut a man with a college education has about one chance in f o r t y .
There's no doubt about it, college men have a pretty big edge on
the rest of the crowd.
A college education is worth}- of consideration
and careful thinking.
TEARS
Tears!
W h a t good can they possibly d o ?
Little drojxs of sticky, salty dew.
T h a t well up in y o u r eyes,
vSymbols of the sorrow which underlies
T h o s e sobs in y o u r throat
W h i c h y o u choke back with an hysterical note.
A fool are you to snivel and weep,
l"\jr what thoughts from happiness keep
T h e one w h o caused those tears?
J A N E M A C C O N N E L L , '30
CHAOS
M a r c h wind, so wild and free
Dost thou a w a k e in me
Some hidden, savage depth?
W h a t is it in y o u r call
T h a t tears my heart-strings all
A n d forces me to yearn ?
A madtlened creature I
W h o , stirred up by y o u r cry,
S u r r e n d e r s soul and heart?
LORN A DROWNE,
'31
THK
CKIMSON
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'NERVE'
1 k n e w 111}' lime was short.
It w o u l d not be long- b e f o r e nu' plane
w o u k l be like a w o u n d e d h a w k , fallen intcj the clutches o f
its pre\-.
(Jnly a short time a g o o u r intrepid s q u a d r o n had left in quest o f the
approaching- enenu' g r o u n d f o r c e s , with the sole p u r p o s e o f
the i n v a d i n g t r o o p s .
that d r e a d e d
plane.
checking
T h e n 1 lealized that 1 must fall helplessly into
f o r e s t , an invitation to destruction
f o r a crii)[)led air
Nothing- C(nild prevent the blinding crash that f o l l o w e d .
After
a sensation o f being catapulted t h r o u g h the air and a sickening- c o n
cussion, I f(nnul myself clinging to a shattered w i n g , high in a ti'ee.
J was g i v e n little time to d i s c o v e r h o w m u c h 1 was i n j u r e d .
T h e entire
plane burst
fell to
ground.
into
llames and
1 half
sciambled
and half
M y heart p o u n d e d in e x c i t e m e n t as 1 saw the m a d
the
llames
leap frcjm tree to tree and then s w e e p d o w n b e f o r e a s t r o n g g'ust o f
wind.
M y only h o p e was to run, to l u n f o r m\- l i f e !
A h a l f - m i l e f r o m the debris o f my plane 1 c a m e to a halt, s t o p p e d
b\- the sight o f soniething that m a d e me f o r g e t m y previ(nis e x p e r i e n c e .
The surprise seemed to drive a w a y m y e x h a u s t i o n .
was a w o u n d e d , but c o n s c i o u s , doughbo)-.
die beside the ruins o f his wireless apparatus.
f o r the p u r p o s e o f
communication
T h e r e in nn- path
T h e r e he had been l e f t to
Me had been stationed
with o u r commanding- officer.
k n e w then that w e w e r e not f a r f r o m o u r o w n a i r d r o m e .
his valor,
llames!
when
he m o t i o n e d
f o r me to h u i r y
1
H o w envied
froiii the
oncoming
His f a c e s h o w e d a hxjk o f despair, despite his e f f o r t s to s h o w
me a h a r d - d r a w n smile.
I lovv could 1 leave this helpless f e l l o w to f a c e
tlie v e r y torture that 1 w a s lleeing-?
but he resisted m y e f f o r t s .
W e both k n e w that it w o u l d h a v e been
useless f o r m e to try saving him.
on.lv h u m a n .
1 ap])roached and tried to lift him
lUtt 1 w a s willing to try, w h i c h w a s
N e v e r t h e l e s s , the man feel)ly grasjied his jiencil and note-
b o o k and scribbled d o w n s o m e t h i n g in c o d e .
sage sa^'ing that it w a s important.
this to m y c o m m a n d e r .
The
ITe handed me the m e s -
Instinct told me that T inust get
llames f r o m the raging fire w e r e
s w e e p i n g nearer and T siied a\^'av in a f r e n z ) ' o f
panic.
then
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After a journey of physical and mental agom- 1 reached the home
of our squadron. 1 was anxious to learn the sii^nilicance of the brave
soldier's messaj^e, and I hoped that it was something worthy of my
comrade's efforts. lUit it was more than worthy for the deciphered
code merely read, "All is fair in war."
\VARKI-:N C O O PI-R,
FOOTBALL—A LABOR-SAVING
DEVICE
I'^jotball was invented primarily for the Romans. These poor
l)enighted people enjoyed a gijod bull-hght immensely, but of course a
j.:(jod bull-light meant one or two people, as well as several bulls, killed.
This sport was interesting, l)ut in the course of time such a small numl)er of deaths began to grate upon their nerves. Caesar, the greatest
R.oman of them all, started a contest. The man who could invent a
game in which the greatest number of men coukl be killed in the most
imeiesting wa\' was to receive a ])rize of tvvent}' thousand "bones."
This prize was high enough to tempt any man, but no one could seem
to win it until one celebrated inventor, Romulius by name, having a
very bad dream the night before, suggested football. Of course, it
wasn't called football then, having been hied in the jjatent office under
the Latin ecpiivalent for "Kill 'lun Quick."
The l\omans didn't lead such an easy life after all. After sitting
in the stuffy Colosseum all day, they had to see that the common people were amused. L^i)()n this their "rota" (le])en(le(l. liefore the age
of football, Ihey had to go about among the lower classes and rouse
enlliusiasm about ihe ne.\t bull-hght. I'ut now, all that was necessar)for them to do was to announce that the next football killing would be
held in the arena at two iifteen and even the bleachers would be
crowded. Therefore, the tired business man of Rome could go home
and s])en(l the afternoon with his wife and children.
LACLL-:X COLK:, '30
LAUGHTER
It was in Siberia. Winter had settled on the frozen steps and
a heavy snow lay on the hard frozen ground. The stinking prison
camp was even more loathsome than usual. A stench of sweaty
bodies lilled the room which, when combined with the smell of disgustingly rotten food, was calculated to nauseate the most hardened
of men.
T h k CRIMSON AND Wiirn-:
lie sat at a tabic with liis feilows and like them, tried to swallow
the tilthy swill set before them in hot tin dishes. It was no use; his
stomach though pitifully empty, would not hold the stuff. Number
iiinet^'-seven, he mused—a great privilege for him to be here, a guest
of the Czar. None would ever hear of him again save as number
ninety-seven. Ah, here was the bread, almost fresh, only three weeks
(jld. He'd have some, surely. He stowed some of the hard nunildy
substance in his pockets with a degree of skill that comes only from
long practice. H' he ccjuld escape the eye of the drows}- overfed guard,
he would go to the yard; it would be fresher there.
He felt thru the snow with his hands. Suddenly he felt a fence
post frozen to the ground. With a fierce eff'ort he pried it free. Something of the brute in him which long centuries of civilizatio n had
failed to sul)due, took possession of him. With an almost su])er-human
burst of speed he tore at the guard, lounging beside the gate. As the
guard turned, he smote him heavily over the head. He fell without
cry. With a wild cry of exultation, he kicked the head from the senseless body and crushed the brain out into snow witli his heavy boots.
He lied thru the gates, not knowing where—any where to escape the
dirty i^igs the Czar hired to keep him in. He ran singing madly, wild
ribald songs of the laborers which he had learned in the salt mines.
Presently his arms l)egan to stiffen and get numb, as did his legs,
it was very cold. Ikit he was free, as free as any man could l)e in
that hated land of ice and snow, ruled by a tyrant ironicall}' called the
"little father." He laughed as he thought of his friends in Russia.
He was freer by far than they. In a last burst of wild energy he tore
off and Hung- from him the rotten rags they called clothes; thus idealistically breaking the last ties between himself and civilization, the
civilization of a Czar, a petty tyrant, whose .sole claim to greatness lay
in his ability to make men unhappy. A hoarse croaking sound rose to
Ids lips, now blue with cold, and forced its way thru—his last laugh.
In a frontier cottage sat two officers of the Czar's Siberian guard.
One of them roused himself in a startled manner and exclaimed, "1
thought 1 heard a man laugh."
" N o , " came the rejily, "Tt was only the wind."
M A S O N TOT.MAN, '30.
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UNIOR HIGH SECTION
This Story won f o r its author tlic position of j u n i o r l ligh l u h t o r
on the Crimson
and White
l)oar(l:
GRAVES
J.ast fall, while hunting- f o r barberry bushes in the w o o d s and
fields surrounding lonely Gilboa dam, 1 came upon a spectacle which remains iixedly in my memory.
1 was threshing around through the
buslies on a slojje overlooking ihe untraveled road where my car was
parked, and not fmding any shrubs that were satisfactory, 1 kept w o r k ing my way nearer and nearer to the toj) of the w o o d e d hill.
Upon
reaching the summit. 1 stopped to catch my breath and look art)und.
1 found myself at the edge of a clearing, surrounded on all sides by
bare, lifeless trees.
I ho brown grass reached up to my knees.
Think-
ing that 1 might discover some small, easy-to-pull-up plants somewhere
in the space, 1 walked slowly about.
Suddenly, 1 stopped short.
W h a t was that?
W h y , it couldn't
be ! Yes, it was—a small graveyard whose ancient, t()pi)ling tombstones
seemed to peer like ghosts up out of the long grass.
It seemed im-
possible, a graveyard in that lonely country with not a house f o r miles
around.
There were not more than a dozen curved, white stones in
ihe little ])lot, with tangled vines g r o w i n g over them.
Some of the
slabs lay on the ground as if they had wearied in their long vigil and
had laid down for a rest.
fore one headstone, and
Idiere was a h(jne}'suckle vine g r o w i n g be1 stoo])ed to read the inscription
thereon.
L'pon it was carve<l, in sim])le. old-fashioned lettering, the following
ei)ilai)h :
none
iMATJTCi-:
lU ) K X A l ' K l L 2,
LAN) TO
Kh:ST jVXK
1754
iS, 1770, A T T i l l ' : A G l ^ O l '
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All sounds seemed to cease for me, and b e f o r e me njse, fr(jm the
wind-swei)t grass, the ghost of a slender maid, who seemed to smile
sadly, and vanish.
Hope Matlice—what a pretty name.
She had died
at the early age of si.xteen, at ihe time of the colonists' trouble with
(ireat liritain more than a century and a half ago.
1 ])assed
from her grave lo the next one and the next.
many starlit nights had thjs graveyard seen since the dim past?
1 low
Per-
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haps sonic of the people buried in this unfrequented valley, had been
massacred l)y Indians.
Perhaps, too, my imagination was runningaway with me.
The setting sun reminded mc that it was time to be going. A s
1 left the lonely clearing, I resolved that 1 would come back to it
sometime, back to that unknown graveyard and its iniinite peace.
C O R N EI.LA R O S P . R O O K , '33
OVERHEARD
IN A
GREENHOUSE
1 hapi^ened into a greenhouse last summer and heard while there
a very interesting and enlightening conversation between two grimly
scientific l)otanists. Their discourse ran like this:
"M}- dear Professor ISrown, how are } ()u ? 1 haven't seen you
since you experimented with the 'Asclepias purpuiascens' in the lab.
last winter.
Ibnv has the 'Anemonella Thalictroides' been faring
these days? it must be pretty hard for it to grow since we grafted it
to the 'l lieracium aurantiacum'."
" O h , yes, Doctor Smyth, 1 believe it has been a prett}' hard season
for it, especially because the 'Scyantorlicaeus' fallen from the 'Oenothera fruticosa' has been causing it to develop less rai)idly even than
any 'calamintha Clinoi)odium' that 1 have ever seen. O f course, we
can't expect everything to turn out i)erfectly and with clockwork i)recision, as in the case of the 'Cyi)ri[)edium paruitlorum', for instance,
in which the tendencies to grow into a larger species of ' 1 lelianthemum
Canadense' are ])ractically overcome by the simple i)r()cess of growingit in the same soil as that in which the better breeds of 'Arctostaj^hylos
Una-verse' and 'Ai)()cymum Androsaemifalism', not to mentio'i the
'llalienaria ble])hariglottis' have grown."
•'Yes, I'rown, on the whole, 1 agree with, especially as regards
the ' I lelianthemum Canadense,' which has always been a favorite with
me, probably because of its close resemblance to the wonderful 'Vaccinium Uliginosum.' P)y the bye, you never told me how the specimen
of 'Taraxacum ofiicinale' that 1 sent you turned out.
1 suppose it
grew much in the same way as the ' X y r i s Hexuosa.' didn't it?"
"\'es. Sm\'th, it did. Well good-lnx*. i'lease don't forget to ask
lones about the 'N'eronica Serphyllifolia Nonebroacensis Angulosa
Amplexifolius' that I sent him to g r a f t f)nto a 'common plant—weed.' "
J O H N M. KORL'.E, '33.
LO
Till". C R I M S O N
THE
AND
WHITE
LIBRARY
"Shall I tell you what the library really is? it is a room with
many windows and through each window you can see a pathway that
leads far into the distance. Throuj^h one window you can see a pathway that leads throui>h the land of fairy tales; through another you
look on the wide blue sea with ships sailing on it—the ships of the
\ iking, I'lioenicians, and the Greeks—faraway you can see Sindbad's
Island and the land that Marco i'olo traveled; through another you may
see a shady pathway that leads to the heart of Sherwood I'orest, where
I\obin Mood, Maid Marian. Friar Tuck, and King ivichard are w^aiting
for us. Through still another we may see both our heroes, and heroines Lucie. Charles Darnay, little Lucie and Dr. Manette living happily
in Paris while enshrined deep in all their hearts is Sydney Carton who
gave his life t(j keep the life Lucie loved beside her. In the library
one may be carried to the wonderful country of yesterday. Mere the
good ship Adventure spreads her sails while the sea-foam breaks white
at her prow.
I'^ach of us may choose the ])athway that ])leases us best and
follow it.
" JANR r.ENNETT
T H A C H E R CIVICS CLUB
With the C(Joperation of Mayor Thacher and Mr. I.inton the boys
of the Junior High school are starting a Civics club. The plans of
the club are to develoj) better citizens of the students. The duties of
the clul) are to help keep order among Milne High school students both
in school and out of school. There will i)e several activities in the
Civics club of which some will be .social and athletics. Mr. Linton is
trying his l)est to help the club along and we hope he will keep it up
and cooperate with us as much as he can. Mayor Thacher has apl)oinle(l Charles Hill, president, and lames Reed, vice-president.
SIGNS OF SPRING
I saw the orange down of a little robin's throat,
/Vnd the sky seemed a deeper, richer blue,
And the song of the breeze carried one, sweet yearning note,
As if it held a secret longing, too.
The feeble, youngster blades of the waking mother earth
Were struggling from the warm, sweet-smelling earth,
And the trees to the buds gave a long-awaited birth
While the i)ir(ls sang, " ( ) , Glory to Our G o d ! "
LORXA
O R O W N F , '31
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DRAWI B1 DUDLI BHADBTRM;!i WADE, JR 1935
Ouin has been forging ahead, and we have many notal^le achievements to our crecHt. T h e Q u i n - S i g m a dance was one of the social
activities of the time, and QuintilUans are now planning a card party.
Ouin supi)orted the annual Q . T . S. A . dance, and our Q u i n paper has
been published regularly. N e w members, both (jf the student body and
the faculty, have l)een elected to the society. Q u i n has had an exceedingly successful term.
Adelphoi is enjoying a very good year, and we are beginning to
look f o r w a r d to our annual banquet in June.
(Jur meetings are marked by a distinct improvement in literar\'
w(jrk.
T h e y are enjoyed and looked forward to by every
member.
W e are working t(j present a mock trial sometime in the near future.
W'e are also ])lanning another initiation before June.
( j u r social affairs so far this year have been limited to one theatrepart) at the Cai)it()l.
This, however, was sui)ported by every A d e l -
phonian and alTorded us a wonderful time.
When
this year has come to an end, we can safely
sa}' that
.Adelphoi has ex])erienced one of the UKXSt successful years in her
history.
E . B. G.
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SATIRE
This year the old Dramatic Chib of Mihie ventured upon new
lields with a name and a pin to denote mem1)ership.
The Christmas plays were most successfully presented, and we
hope that the play which we are plannins^' to j^ive in Chapel soon will
meet with as threat approval.
With Lorna Drowne as President. Dorothy 1 lotalinj^- as VicePresident, l)yron Snowden as Treasurer, and jane .MacConnell as
Secretary the cluh hopes to accom])lish a j^reat deal.
1. h:. U .
The life of Sij^ma members has been lilled with many good times
this year. l^ver\(Mie liad a splendid time at the bath party. Then
Ouin sent an invitation to attend her dance, h^ach Sif^ma j^irl wishes
to thank the members of Quin for this enjoyable eveninj^ of fun.
Sij^nia has welcomed many new meml)ers who are eat^'erly workinj^- for her interest. The Sij^nia baiK|uet is another evv nt on the
morrow's horizon. W e urge everyone to C(jme. for Sigma ban(|uets
are always a success.
A. 1).
'30
Absent-minded Prof.— I forgot my umbrella this moining, dear.
Wife—1 low did }-ou remem1)er that you had forgotten it?
I'rof.—Well, 1 shouldn't have missed it only 1 raised ni\- hand to
shut it when the rain ceased and it just wasn't there.
Love is like a cigarette
I'^asy started, quickly done
Tossed away without regret
As vou start another one.
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ALUMNI NOTES
Albany. N e w Y o r k , March 27, 1930
DKAR
MILNITES:
Jt doesn't seem possible that almost a whole year has passed b\since, 1, too, was a student at Milne. You'd be surprised to tind howdifferent college is even though you've felt more (M* less a part of it
for four years. You know the Milnite feels himself an absolute necessity to the welfare of the college, whereas the college student (one
who has never been a Milnite) looks upon him as sort of a necessary
evil. It gives me the queerest feeling to overhear senior teachers discussing you. l)Ut don't be alarmed !
I've never heard anything worse
than " T h a t Miss —
is continually talking in class" or " H o w 1
dread that eight-ten study hall."
Now 1 realize that one alumni letter is as bad as another, but, if
I am not mistaken, the short ones are always appreciated most ( 1
wonder why.) Yet, if 1 had some real news, 1 would be only tocj glad
to share it with you, but since you already know practically everything
that 1 could tell y(ju about "State," 1 shall not bore you with a lengthy
account of classes, etc.. but will simply congratulate ycni for the
splendid way in which you are carrying on all your activities and wish
}'ou the most successful year ever!
l/ery sincerely
LAURA
yours
E. F L E T C H E R ,
'29
321 Ithaca Road
Ithaca N e w Y o r k
March 23, 1930
DKAR
MJLNITES:
1
letter
What
know
feel quite confident that some of the old " g a n g " will accej)t this
without too much criticism of its literary value and c|ualit}-.
am 1 to do with the ones whom 1 don't know or who don't
me ?
it seems that many ])eoi)le who are not well informed, think of
one's work in this university as mostly concerned with athletics and
that one's studies are but an entrance to the important field of s])0rts.
This erroneous belief is no doubt due to the fact that the daily
pa[)ers emphasize athletic prowess and success. P)Ut, again, 1 su])pose
there is an excuse for that when we consider tliat almost tlie onl\- wa\-
14
Till'. C R I M S O N
AND
WHITE
a university can catch the p u h h c eye is thr()ut;h its activity in the lieid
()! sport.
( )ne conies to Cornell f o r an e d u c a t i o n , a n d o n e w a n t s to stay at
Cornell—believe m e !
that, if
he is g o o d
A n y o n e enterinj^' the u n i v e r s i t y with the n o t i o n
at m a k i n g
spectacular
end
runs, he can
"bust"
all his " p r e l i m s " and " l i n a l s . " and still be a student at " t h i s g r a n d institution." will soon be disillusioned.
T h e truth is that o n e w h o e n j o y s
athletics must lirst sh(nv his ability as a student.
After
s h o w n that y o u can pass y o u r w o r k , and m a k e a " C "
you
have
average—then,
and o n l y then, m a y y o u g o out f o r athletics.
T h e three m a j o r sports are f o o t b a l l , c r e w a n d track.
The
com-
petition is so k e e n — a n d the w o r k is so w e l l - b a l a n c e d with the sport
that it is (|uite difticult to make m o r e than t w o
s])orts.
rule
'I'raining rules are z'cry
strict.
letters in
different
A m a n has to b r e a k but
one
-only o n c e — n o cjuestions are a s k e d — ; he is all t h r o u g h in a t h -
letics f o r the rest o f his career in Cornell.
Last fall 1 went out f o r c r e w and s u c c e e d e d in e a r n i n g a seat in
the (irst boat.
Recently
1 was m o v e d uj) t(j s t r o k e p o s i t i o n w h i c h
(|uite similar to the position o f ca])tain on o t h e r teams.
is
ICach day w e
r o w on C a y u g a Lake, s o m e t i m e s racing with the varsity boats.
The
l)i"actice " s p i n s " are about ten miles long, w h i l e the i m p r o m p t u
rows
are three miles in length.
D u r i n g l^aster v a c a t i o n there is an intensive
ti-.'iining p r o g r a m , and that m e a n s w e r o w h o u r s and h o u r s .
D u r i n g the winter. I survived the " c u t s " m a d e in basketball and
was m a d e regular center on the b^reshman team.
m e t h o d in which a captain
had n e v e r been a ca])lain,
was elected b e f o r e
W e played u n d e r a
each g a m e .
1 felt very h a p p y b e c a u s e
Since 1
1 was
cai)tain
when w e beat the S y r a c u s e f r e s h m e n here f o r the first time in several
years.
1 was greatly i)leased to hear that M i l n e ' s basketball team w o n all
its g a m e s with only o n e e\ce])tion ; and 1 w a s m o r e pleased than that
lo learn that it beat the " S t a t e IM'OSII."
\ o w that I am about to close, 1 feel quite certain that the students
will b n m d this as the " s a m e old l i n e " — w h i c h p r o b a b l y it i s — I
expect
it to be much m o r e , although to be w o r t h y o f
s h o u l d be much better.
1 am sure that A l d n e w d l e x c u s e m e w h e n i
state that 1 have but m y share o f brilliance and
1 extend
didn't
y o u r i)aper 't
m y best regards to
Professor
intelligence.
S a y l e s and the
facultx'.
and my best wishes to the students.
S'uiccrcly yours
A L D E N E . R O S R . R O O K , '2(J
THE
CRIMSON
AND W H I T E
15
N . E. Conservatory of Music
1 Boston, Mass.
J)EAR
JMILNITES:
T o think this day has really come—the clay that 1 as an alumna
should write a letter for the Crmison and W h i t e !
It seems almost
improbable to me because four years ago (oh how long that sounds)
it was my dimmest dream. N o w L am almost sorry it has happened
for it seems to clinch things by saying: "There, try as you may you
can never be a Milnite again, only an alumna." O f course being an
alumna IS a great comfort but truly 1 would love to experience once
more the thrill of trying to make the 8:10 bell at 8:15. It's such a
tingling feeling.
Thank you so much for asking me to write.
Sincerely
ANNE
LERNER.
March 26, 1930
DEAR ERIENDS:
1 lave any of you ever experienced the feeling that you were
growing old ?
Tonight when 1 was asked to write an Alumni note for the
"Crimson and White." 1 felt just that way. Imagine—old enough to
achieve the Alumni column of the "Crimson and W h i t e ! "
W h e n I was at Milne i never thought that T would some day be
writing such a note. How quickly time flew and now 1 am actually an
Alumna. J only ho]ie that you will all join our ranks.
A s an Alumna, my interest in Milne has not diminished—in
fact, it has increased. 1 am happy to know that the Q. T . S. A . dance
was a success, but 1 regret that 1 could not have been there with you.
1 wish you success in all your undertakings.
Certainly you must be proud of your new home, for it is an inspiration to us a l l — f o r — o n c e an Milnite,
. llways a Milnite
BEATRICE
C A S E . '28
]()
TIIK
CRIMSON
AND
WUITK
Ivist Cirecnbush, N . V
Marcli 25. 1930
DKAR MILNITKS:
Ueini^- asked t(j write an Alumnae letter, should, 1 supp(jse make me
feel
and worldly important.
Instead, 1 feel small, insii,milicant and
unknown.
I was graduated in twenty-seven when this year's seniors were
freshmen.
Well do I remember that class, and a j^ood reason have 1 to
be proud of it (especially the members of
it who intended to join
"(Juni" ])Ut who didn't until the next fall.)
It was like this—1 hapijened to be the i)resi(lent of " Q u i n " that
vear and throus^h a !.;rave mistake of mine ( 1 was trying to be very
nice) Professor Sayles decided that not one of the iieshmen would be
allowed to enter " O u i n " that } e a r .
all?
llorrcjrs!
W o u l d Sigma get them
Ikit Sigma was not t(j get those who had a b e a d y decided to join
Ouintilian.
T o ni}- surprise and delight those girls showed that they
were made of tiue "s])()rting g o o d s " by waiting until the next y e a r !
( ) f course, I wasn t to be theie then, but " ( J u i n " would g(j on and 1,
knew that 1 had the friendship of the girls which, U) me, meant more
than I can tell.
I am sure that those girls know the meaning of true
sportsmanshi]) f(jr they accepted the verdict with smiles, and I never
heard a wortl of reproach.
T h o s e who were alread\- (Juintilians were
just as g o o d S])orts about the affair.
T h e y insisted that they were as
mucli to blame as I w a s ; but they weren't.
It was my suggestion that
they agreed to.
Sp(jrtsmanshii) enters inl(j almost anything you do.
W h e t h e r you
lose or whether you win, try to take it graciously no matter h o w y o u
feel inside, and you will not be sorry.
actfuired.
provement.
If you win, don't " c r o w . "
T o do either is an art to be
There is always room f o r im-
if you lose, tell y o u r opjjonent how glad }-ou are he or
she wcjn; and try not to feel disgruntled with yourself.
ways a chance to do better.
hard the last is.
There is al-
1 believe nobody knows better than I how-
Losing seems to be my spjcialtv.
1 see by the papers that Milne's sjjorts i)rogram is going up. G o o d !
Keep up the good w o r k !
Ibnvever, even tlunigh Milne doesn't " r u n "
to sports, 1 know it has some dandy material for them in both boys and
girls, and 1 want you all to know h o w nuich 1 appreciate the friendships and accpiaintances I made while 1 was there.
Hood
lurk
to you
all
n i l J . Y C O U L S O N , '27
THE
UKAR
CRIMSON
AND WnITII
3657
AJILMTKS:
May I add niy hunihle offering- to the many which more illustrious
ahnuni than 1 have sent to you.
1 wontler if \ou really know what a wonderful place Alilne is?
There is so much more to a school than just four or live classes a day.
There is, around Milne, an intangible element which has been built up
by such organizations as the Crimson and White, the dramatic and
literar}- societies, and by athletic C(jmpetition. 1 f classes were all,
everyone would be in a great hurry to get through and go home. Instead, it takes cjuite a while for the building to empty. Y(ju linger because Milne has more to give than just technical education. An example of this is the girls' l)asketball team. It may n(^t be the joke it
used to be, l)ut it would not be possible to have more fun than we did.
When ever}-one is l)usy and interested, there is a spirit of smiling
friendliness in the air. It is alive and cjuite contagious. I'erhaps you
have noticed it during the live or ten minutes when classes are passing.
i\.ll this may sound to you, the present Milnites, like so much
"lingo," but 1 assure }'ou that if }'ou look, you will fmd this wonderful
spirit. Jf you talk with Professor Sayles and some of the advisors, i
think they will agree that Milne is nuich more than just a brick building. It is not the class discussions, interesting and funny as they often
are, that you take with y(ni when you graduate. It is the wonderful
feeling that comes when you have been subjected to such a friendly
spirit for four years.
My message then, if it 1)e worthy of the name is this:—Recognize
and enjo)' t(j the full, that unique spirit of friendliness which is inherent in Milne.
M A R1C )RY II. RT.SWORT11
I)I-:AR M I L N I T E S :
L
^
This paragra[)h which I was asked t(j write—I haven't the faintest
idea of why or how or what. The proper thing, is, 1 sui)pose, to congratulate vou on y(jur records in all sorts of things, to wish you continued success in new features, to tell you how much M. 11. S. has
changed since my time (alas, so long ago!) and to say how proud you
should be of your new scliool. So since 1 alwa}'S do the projjer thing,
1 sav all this to you. And, before 1 close this epistle, I'd like you to
know that it has been good to be here and work with you again this
year.
Most sinccrcly,
M A R I O N E. C O N K L I X , '2^
8
THE
CRIMSON
AND WIirrr:
M I L N E C O M P L E T E S M O S T S U C C E S S F U L S E A S O N IN
H I S T O R Y OF S C H O O L !
Another basketball season has just been completed which has been
the best Milne has ever enjoyed. ()ut of thirteen g-ames we have trium])hed twelve times, beinj^- turned back only once after a hard light
by Albany .Academy. Since we defeated Academy earlier in the
season, h(jvvever, we feel that we have a right to be considered on equal
terms with them. ()ur victories this season have included such teams
as Canajoharie, Albany Academy. Chatham, T r o y Country Day, and
the strong c[uintet of the State College h'reshmen.
()ur victori(nis team was coached this season by Rutherford C.
liaker, who was ably assisted by h^rank Ott, one of State College's
varsity men. It is only right that they should receive due credit for
the successful team which they worked hard t(j develop.
Through
their efforts and patience, a team was built that did credit to the name
of Milne, and which, perhaps, has raised her a little higher in the
esteem of other schools.
It is the writer's opinion that the students of Milne should not
expect to be represented year in and year out 1)y such a successful
team as that of the i)ast season. A winning combination cannot be
put together every year, and since four of this year's team are graduating, the prosjK'Cts for the immediate future look somewhat dimmer.
W'e sincerely hope however, that the student bodv will get behind next
year's team, and give them the same line support that was accorded this
year's team. The cheer leaders are to be congratulated for their
splendid work this season in helping the school exi)ress its spirit
through cheering.
The varsity team this year was made up of Captain Carl W i r s h i n g
and llarriman Sherman, forwards; George Rosbrook. center; William
Sharpe and lUirgess Garrison, guards.
The boys worked hard all
TjIK
CklMSOiN
AND
VVlllTE
I9
season, and their efforts and achievements are appreciated by the whole
school.
The follow ing statement and comments on the players were secured in an interview with Coach Rutherford C. Ijaker. Coach Baker
said:
" W e started this season with a team of veterans and mostly seniors,
who, with the exception of one or tw(j, had not had much previous
basketball ex])erience. 1 will admit that our prospects did not look so
bright. A f t e r a few weeks practice, however, it was evident that the
team would be fast. The schedule was a little ragged in spots, due to
the cancellation of some of the games and the securing of others, but
we got going at the very outset and never stoi)pe(l. W e pulled
througli the season with the tine record of twelve victories and one
(k feat which i)robal)ly is the best record ever made by any Milne
team. This year's team was the best and most consistent one that has
represented Milne since I have been here, it was very aggressive and
fast and, along with exceptional good shooting, formed a very hard
combination to sto[). h'rom my personal experience with high school
teams, I can safeiy sa)' that Milne lligh School this year had one of
the hardest figluing teams 1 have ever seen. Wlien they graduate in
|une my most sincere wishes f(jr success goes with them."
Tlie following are the final scores (jf the games played this season:
1
2
Milne
"
36
30
3
"
>5
4
5
6
7
8
9
TO
TI
T2
13
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
18
26
37
37
31
15
20
40
30
14
Totals
339
Mount Upton
Delmar
()
i6
"
Academy
Troy Country Day School. .
Industrial
Castleton
Canajoharie
vState College I ' r e s h m e n . . . .
Academy
Middleburg
Mount Ui)ton
Chatham
Totals
13
ij
14
5
16
11
28
19
13
7
171
This final summing up shows the su])eriority of Milne's offensiv.'
strength against that of the opponents.
In a recent election of officers for next }'ear's basketball team,
George Rosbrook was elei'ted captain and Byron Snowden, manager.
]-:, r.. G. and U. F. !'.
The
20
CRIMSON A N D
Wiirrr:
Coach liaker also had these remarks to make about tlie varsity
men and the second team:
CAPTAIN
CARL
WIRSHING
H A R R I S AN
Righl Forward
Alst)
All-All)aiiy Right Forward
T.-C'. Selection
SHKRA'IAN
Left Forward
"Wirshinj^ and Sherman formed a combination as forwards
which was stopped (jnly once durint^- the season, that beint^- in the battle
roval with Albany Academy at the Y . M. C. A . "
GEORGE
ROSBROOK
Center
"Uosbrook, at center, proved to be a tower of strenj^th, and toward the end of the season showed ability which should mark him as
a iiood leader for next year's team."
TIN-: C K I M S O N
AND
WHITI-:
21
WILLIA^r SHARI'K
Right Guard
"Sliarpe and Garrison, while not receiving any great amount of
credit during the season, certainly proved beyond a doubt that they
were the most outstanding guards Milne has had in a long time."
BURGKSS GARRISON
Left Cniard
" W h i l e the su1)stitutes were unable to i)lay a great deal in tinscheduled games, nevertheless when ihey were given an oi)i)()rtunity
to show their ability, it was bright in spots, which means that with lots
of hard work they )iii(/ht come through next year. Unless they 1)uckle
down to serious work, however, we cannot ho])e to CF)ntinue (nir
splendid record of this year. Next year's team will be built around
Captain-elect Rosbrook."
TILL': C R I M S O N
AND
WHITE
DMn
ii By UUuLtl BRAUSTRI1 ••DF. JR 1935
''Blealiiu/s"—St.
A.^nes'
SCIKJOI,
All)aiiy, N. Y .
W e tind your magazine a n()l)le literary effort and not lacking in
school notes and other well-finished departments. Come more o f t e n !
"77/t' HcDuuiiitc"—Mount
Hermon, Mass.
Q u e s t i o n — W h a t SCIKJOI paper contains loads and loads of school
spirit ?
A n s w e r—'' lit c 11 cruio nit c!"
And truly we don't mean m a y b e ! — T h e Exchange Department.
"Volcano"—I
lornell High School, 1 lornell, N. Y .
W e liked the "Kolcano" because of its completeness. While it
usually contains the most interesting school events, it never neglects
literary work.
"The
Torch"—Troy
Catholic Central High, Troy, N. Y .
W e have two suggestions to make and we sincerely hope they will
prove helpful. Please, we beg, use "cuts," they really add to the departments immensely. O u r other suggestion is to have a certain place
in the magazine for advertisements. Otherwise we lind nothing lacking in "The Torch."
W e always look f(jr\vard to your magazine.
"The
Ozvl"—Watertown
High School, Watertown, N. Y .
Congratulations "Ozvl" on your splendid magazine! it proves to
be one of the most interesting we have received yet to criticise. W e
enjo\'ed "IJroken but not Meiulod" ver}- much as it is so true and real
istic and we just have to mention the individuality of your exchange
department.
"Chand
Bagh Chronicle"—Isabella
Noburn College—Lucklow,
India
Y o u r worthy magazine is filled with many line stories and poems,
liked esi)ecially in the January issue " M y A i m in L i f e " and we
T8 TIIII C R I M S O N
AND
WHITE
wish to congratulate the author on his work. N o w we liave a few suggestions to make. Wliy not use cuts at each (hvision of your magazine
and wliy not open an exchange (lei)artment. Everything helps, you
know.
"The
Tiger Cub"—Hastings
High School, Hastings, Nebraska
"The Tiger Cub" is a good example of what a good newspaper
staff can do to make their school publication a big success. W e thoroughly enjoy reading each edition of "The Cub" and eagerly look forward to the next.
"The
Cue"—Albany
Academy, Albany, N. Y .
W e can always say of the "Cue" that it is an old "standby" which
never fails our exchange department and furthermore we were not the
least disappointed in your Februar}- issue. May we especially commend that most interesting satire " T h e Movies." It was a very amusing and well written article.
Rozzie says, " H e who must get up with the sun should not stay
uj) with the daughter."
b'irst F e m m e — M y boy friend has a glass eye.
Second D i t t o — D i d he tell you that?
b'irst b\'mme—No, It just came out in conversation.
Cooper says an oetopus is an eight-sided cat.
iul. M . — T h a t ' s a bum song.
She—What ?
VA\. M . — T h e Song of the Vagabond.
Tin-: CRIMSON
AND
VVMITF,
SCHOOLfNOTES
X o w that Christmas X'acation has j^one the hurried w a y of all
vacations and M i d - Y e a r s have been taken with varied dej^i-ees of success, we hnd our I^'.aster recess starin,^- us in the face and sayinj^.
" W e l l , what did you j^ive up for L e n t ? "
(^ne luxury that we did give up was five minutes of invaluable
time between classes. W e hnd ourselves in ht condition for Marathons
and l(jnj4-distance racing- a f t e r running up and downstairs and condensing whatever business we must negotiate into an affair of four or
four and one-half minutes.
W'e now feel that our inner tendencies are highly aristocratic
since our O. T . S. A . was almost entirely a formal gathering and esl^eciaily since it was not decreed a formal aft'air. W^ere this a place
for bits of nonsense, the dance of the year would afford us quite a
few words concerning who was there and with whom. However, we
must restrain ourselves.
I-'rom such a delicate and feminine pastime as dancing, our youngladies turned to contortions, ckjgging, and basketball.
T h e y are a
remarkably versatile grou]) and seem well headed for success in whatever they attempt.
T h e I'.attle of the M a r n e — M a r n e
Pa!
Tiny—WHiat do you think of Shakespeare's plays?
C o a c h — 1 don't know, what team does he coach?
l e a t h e r — Y o u n g man, 1 saw you kiss my daughter; J can't stand
that sort of thing.
Wirshing-—Tut, tut, you must try.
Y o u don't know how nice it is.
Did you ever gambol on the green?
W e l l — 1 bet two hits on Dartmouth once.
TIIK
CRIMSON
AND
WIIITI':
25
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PHARMACY
D
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CORNER
OF
WEST
AVENUE
G r a y — W h o ' s your girl like?
Cooper—Me!
LEONE^S
B E A U T Y
P A R L O R
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DE WITT
CLINTON
HOTEL
AND
22 STEUBEN
ALBANY
STREET
N E W YORK
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mention " T h e
LAWRENCE
AND MADISON
Crimson
and
Wliite'
AVE.
ST.
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2 8
W E E B E R
AND
WHITE
C Y C L E
E. O .
W O R K S
WEEBER
Bicyclcs — Children's Vehicles — Toy Wheel
174'176 C E N T R A L A V E N U E , A L B A N Y ,
N.
Goods
Y.
My ancestors came over on the Mayllower.
It's a ^i^ood tiling- they did.
The ininiii^ration laws are stricter now
KATTREIN CO.
Engravers and Printers
r.ommencement Announcements
Name Cards
Dance Programs
Sorority Stationery
I'hone 3-0924 45 Maiden Lane
MILHAM'S
BARBER
AND
BEAUTY
SHOP
1050
MADISON
AVKNUE
l lelen W.—j\ly Scotch boy friend sent nie liis jiicture.
Janet M.— How does it look?
llelen W . — 1 don't know.
1 haven't had it develoi)ed yet.
Dial 3-4857
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GILLENVS
S P O R T
ARMY
—
IVc Have It"
S H O P
NAVY
—
CAMP
F. C. Shahan, Mgr.
. A L L I N G RUl'.lUCk CO.
540
BROADWAY
-151
ALBANY
NEW
P)ROADWAY
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"'rhc
Crimson
and
White"
THE
CRIMSON AND
SUITS AND
HATS,
LEATHER
GOODS
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B O Y C E
66-68 S T A T E
2 9
OVERCOATS
FURNISHINGS AND
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WHITE
M I L W A I N
STREET
ALBANY,
N.
Y.
(Jld Lady^—Ofticer, why did you arrest those nice college boys ?
(3fiicer—I caught them down at the cemetery removing the "notrespassing" signs and putting up "Happiness in every Box."
B E N
V .
S M I T H
Eye Classes
Optometrist
G I F T
S H O P
Optician
50 NORTH
PEARL STREET,
1 8 1 JAY S T R E E T ,
3 THIRD
2 0 4 LARK STREET
ALBANV
SCHENECTADY
STREET,
TROY
He—-When 1 married you 1 thought you were an angel.
Ball and Chain—Oh, so that's why you never buy me any clothes.
Please
i
mention
"The
Crimson
and
White"
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AND
WHITE
For Y o u r Social Scholastic Functions—
H O S L E R
ICE
C R E A M
CO.,
INC.
"Cream of Creams''
Special Arrangements for School Dances and Rush Parties
Did y o u s u f f e r with r h e u m a t i s m ?
Certainly, what else could 1 do with it?
ALLEN
TAILOR
S T A T E
A N D
CLEANER
C A F E T E R I A
M. Marz, Prop.
1 SOUTH A L L E N
C O L L E G E
JUNIOR
STREET
Phone 6'6039'J
HIGH—11 ;00'1 1:30
STATE
COLLEGE — 1 1 : 3 0 - 1 2 : 3 0
MILNE
HIGH—12:304
:30
T h e X - r a y is a g r e a t invention hut it tal-;:es joining a f r a t e r n i t y to
get at the seat of a man's troubles.
"Say It With
Floral Decorations
THE ROSERY
Flowers"
F L O W E R SHOP
EASTER CORSAGE
BOUQUETS
E. P. Tracey
9-11 Steuben Street
L^'osh—Mow long could 1 live without a brain ?
T e a c h e r — T h a t remains to he seen.
M I L D R E D
ELLEY
T/K- Model
SHORTHAND
—
TYPEWRITING
245 Q U A I L
S C H O O L
School
—
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STREET, A L B A N Y ,
DLALPHONE
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"The
N.
6-1694
Crimson
and
Wliite'
Y.
COURSES
THE
A L B A N Y
CRIMSON AND
H A R D W A R E
39'43
STATE
WHITE
31
AND I R O N
CO.
STREET
Gifts For Graduates
Kodaks, Cine-Kodaks, Kodascopes, Kodak Film
''Complete Sport Equipment"
Sharpe—1 want a girl who is good, clever and beautiful.
Shiek—Oh, no you don't, you want three.
A U S T I N - E M P I R E
Producers
E N G R A V E R S ,
of Effective
Printing
INC.
Plates
24-30 SHERIDAN A V E N U E
A L B A N Y , N. \
1 hear her father was killed by hard drink.
Yell, a cake of ice dropped on his head.
Jane M a c — I ' v e said "no" to seven different men this winter,
Esther D . — W h a t were they selling?
A Gift
V A N
from
H E U S E N
Compliments
C H A R L E S
Means
More
S U N D A Y
of
T E L E G R A M
C O R P O R A T I O N
4 6 8 BROADWAY
ALBANY
NEW
Please
YORK
mention
"The
Crimson
and
White'
THE
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CRIMSON
AND
WHITE
S T I E G E L M A I E R
S C H O O L
The School of Individual Instruction
SHORTHAND
TYPEWRITING
BOOKKEEPING
FILING
ETC.
244 L A R K STREET, CORNER L A N C A S T E R
TELEPHONE
3-3793
Convenient to All Cars and Bus Lines
Send for Circular
The main reason for unhappy marriages is that the bride never
marries the best man.
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M A R S T O N ,
Prescription
HOTEL
TEN
EYCK
INC.
Opticians
BLDG.
83 STATE STREET
ALBANY
NEW
YORK
Then there was the Scotchman who bought his groceries in a town
5 0 miles away because it made them go farther.
Joining a fraternity next year is going to be a sore spot with many
of our boys.
Telephone 4-2290
M A R S T O N
STETSON'FISK,
S E A M A N
Stationery—Fountain
Jewelers
DIAMOND
WATCH
Office
Pens
Supplies
Printers
AND
MERCHANTS
2 0 SO. PEARL STREET
ALBANY
INC.
NEW
4 2 - 4 4 STATE STREET
YORK
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"The
ALBANY
Crimson
and
NEW
White"
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