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THE
CRIMSON AND WHITE
Volume X X V
S P R I N G , 1929
Number III
C'ONTKK'I'S
Editoriiil
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Literature
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Sclioul Notes
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Athletics
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Varsity Club
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Exchan,ifes
20
Alumni Notes
21
Huinoi"
23
Published Four Times ii Year by the Students of the Mihie High SchooJ
of Albany. New York
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BOARD OF EDITORS
HdituT'in'Chitj
[RENE GEDNEY
As,si,stcint Editor
RALPH GARRISON
FREDERICK HALL
School Editor
EMMA GRACE WEBB
DOROTHY
BIRCHENOUGH
Assistant School Editor
, .
.Aluinni Editors
FRANCES McMAHON
DOROTHY H O T A L I N G
HELEN
Assistant Alumni Editor
PAULY
Exchange Editor
ABBIE GILKERSON
Assistant Exchange Editor
OLIVER Y O R K
HARRIMAN
BOB
]o\e Editor
SHERMAN
Assistant
WILEY
HENRY BLATNER
BETTY
Joke
Editor
Sports
Editor
Business Manager
CHAPMAN
Assistant
WILLIAM SHARPE
Business
Manager
Advertising Manager
HELEN CROMIE
ESTHER D A V I E S
RAYMOND PAFUNDA
BYRON S N O W D E N
WILLIAM SMITH
) . . .Advertismg
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GEORGE ROSBROOK
BURGESS GARRISON
ELLIOT P A R K M A N
.
A.gents:
THE
CRIMSON
AND
WHITE
DITORIA
± ±L JyU
OUR
ATHLETICS
As we enter a new era in the history of Mihie Flig-h Sehool,
with promise of faeihties and e(|ni])nient for sjjorts and athleties,
let ns stress this i)hase of our student aetivities, and ask for th(^
wholehearted interest. cooi)eration. and support of the student body.
Already we have two ori^'anizations that are striNini^- for the furtherance of athletics, the X'arsity Club, and the recently formed
Athletic C'otincil. In time, boys' basketball and baseball will become a \ ital ])art of our curriculum. lUit why cannot i^irls' sports
be advanced at the same time? l)asketl)all teams could be formed,
and tennis and hockey tournaments held. W h o l e s o m e recreation
and exercise could be alTordcd e\ery s^irl in j^'Ninnasium classes.
There would result t>-oo(l health and better sportsmanshi]).
Consider this pr()])osition seriously, students. 1 )o you not think that
skirls, as well as boys, if L;i\en op])ortunity. can pro\ e athletic ])ro\\'ess? .\t least the\- can be s>i\-en a chance.
CONGRATULATIONS
T h e board of editors and the students of .Milne cons^ratulate
Dorothy iJirchenout^ii for her recent winnin,^' of the scholarship to
Vassar Colles^'e. V\'e are i)rou(l of you. Dorothy. Remember thai:
the jo\s of our Student C'omicil president are the joys of the whole
student body.
I. (I.
CONCERNING
PERIOD
BELLS
W e ha\ e heard much of our new building', and the ()blij.^ations
and advantages it brino's us, but one rule in particular seems to need
emphasis, our period bells. When the bell rings to signify the end
of the period, the pupil should go straight to his next class or
study.
lie is not to be detained by his teacher, and tile next bell should
tind him in his next assigned i)lace. This rule must be observed
and obeyed by all,' as it does m u c h to kee]) order and jireserv?
school dignity.
E. G. W . '31.
THE
CRIMSON
AND
WHITE
MILNE HIGH SCHOOL
What Is It?
The stale has made a .generous coiitrihutiuii. aniountinjj- to
nearly ^)00.000 and has erected therewith a heatitiftil addition to the
State Collei^-e for Teachers consistin,^- of three hnihhn.i>-s. One of
them hears the name Mihie Hi.^h School. This Iniildinj^- has been
planned witii threat care ; the rooms arc adapted to the purposes
for which they were desi.^ned ; the lioiitin^- is excellent; the color
scheme is restful to the eyes; students ha\e contributed to the decorating; scheme of one of its choicest r o o m s ; the heatin.^- and ventilalini;- system is the result of the lK\st eni^ineerins^- knowledi^'e ; the
architecture is jjleasins^' and harmonizes with the existini^" j^-roup ;
one of ihe city's lar^'est i)arks contributes its,beauty tf) the settint^
and passersby s])eak a])])ro\in<4-|y of the new Milne 1 lii^'h School,
lint that is not Milne llii^ii School.
Three hundred or more b o } s and i^irls of \aryinj>- aj^es, early
each day
from remote rural home or nearby house -assetuble in
class(.'s. recite lessons, meet friends, exchan_i4"e i^reetin^'s and i^c
about their w a y ; and some call that Milne I lii>"h School.
P)Ut it
is n(jt.
Seniors from the colles^c. in chanj^in,^- mroui)s. conu- each year
and i)ut into practice the theory which the\- have ac(|uired in various ways. They briui^' their youthful enthusiasm to this first actual
ste]) in their chosen profession; they work with unlimited cuerj^N'
for the accomplishment of their dream. f(jrm lasting- friendship-.,
and (leri\e new notions (^f ])roce(lure. l-)Ut this is not Milne lli£(h
.School. Then what is Milne llimh School? 1 will try to tell y o u ;
boys and i^irls of many a^"es, sonu' filled with i'neri.;y and lire, sonu'
i;rowinj^in ser\ ice. lumdreds of us through the years to t-ome.
free and joNous and hap])y. workint^" together throns^h the day^'.
l'"or N'outh says "I am of thiuj^s as they are. I am the lijuhter fo:ihinms that ou^^iu to be. 1 was the be^inninj.^- of luunan ])ro<.^-ress
and I am the proj^re^^s of the world. 1 dri\ e tiie world on. I invent,
1 achieve, 1 reform. About me is the glory of mounting'. I have
no fear of falling", of slipping. I have no fear of being lost. I atn
I ruth."
So hand in hand with friendship and intelligence, with
\ irilit) and devotion, undertaking to accomplish an ideal of a better state, we say with t)ur Athenian youth of old. " I shall not leave
mv countrv less, but more and better than I found her."
J O H N M. S A Y L E S . Principal
THE
AN
CRIMSON AND
UNEXPECTED
WHITE
CALLER
1 have a iniddle-ui^ed aunt wlu) is \ cry. very deaf. About once
a \ ear she comes to \ isit my father and mother. W e chil(h-en liad.
always lia])i)ened to l)e away wlien she came, so of course we dichi'l
know what slie U)ok('d Hke. Mother tohl us thai she was comin_^
'l'ues(hiy to si)en(l the afternoon. Monchiy morninj^- a distant ct)usin
(hed, so mother and father had to i^o to tlie funeral. Thai left u^
children to entertain Aunt Sarah.
Tuesda\- afternoon, ahout a (juarter of two. a stout, middleat;-ed woman walked up the ste])s. W e said, liello, \ ery loudl).
and asked her to come in. Ted and 1 kept talkiui^- softly behind
her back, sayinj^- that we hoi)ed she wouldn't stay loni^". My sister
was afraid that she would understand us, but Ted said of course
she couldn't.
W e i^ot out the ])hotos4raph book. Ted explained the dilTerer.t
pictures as well as he could and i^ot so hoarse yellin,^- that he had to
sto]). Aunt .Sarah kept turnins^" the pai.;"es, and finally she came to :i
picture of Senator Jones. I remarked loudl\- enout^h for .\unt Saraii
to hear that the Senator wasn't half as j^'ood looking- as his picture.
I also said that he and iiis wife went on so many trijjs that he
nej^lected his work.
About six o'clock she started for her home in Morris\ille.
Mother and leather came about seven. Ted started ri.^ht in tellim^'
Mother about .Aunt Sarah and how we had entertained her. ".\uin
Sarah !" exclaimed Mother, "why your l^^ither and I met her at Alorrisville. She decided at the last minute that she couldn't come."
'idle next morning- we received a letter from Senator b.ines'
wife thanking- us for our hospitality. In her letter she said that
she hoped Mother and Father would be home the next time she
came. W'e children hoped so, too !
E. D. '30.
THE
CRIMSON
A
AND
WHITE
SCENE
'I'he da}' before Kaster I sat in the station, waiting- tor the
train to take me to the farm tor the Iioiiuay. it was mid-afternoon
and the station was rather crowded. Everywhere was a spirit of
excitement and exjx'ctation. The peojjle milled restlessly ahont
or ran for their trains.
( )ne lari>e hnsiness man. carryinjj- nnmerons hnndles. Inmhered
past me with elephantine i^race. A ])ros])erons hnsiness man wa'>
^oinjH' to his home in the snhnrbs, I thons^'ht.
Some younii" i^irls lani^hins^". talkinii" and occasionally repairing- enameled laces, caught my attention. ( )1)\itnisK' colleine j^irls,
j^oin^- home for the xacation, 1 mentally cataloi^ed them.
Next to me sat three heaN ily ronj^'ed. overdressed women. 'I'he
air was hea\y with a cheap perfnme they nsed. ()f conrsc, the\talked incessantly, .'ind it seemed their faxorite exclamation
".\l i^awd." Trnly. they are \ an(le\ ille actresses. I thoni^ht.
Jnst then an elderly man and a small child came in and sat
o])posite nu'. Uoth were shabbily, yet meticnlousK dressed. T h e
httle ^irl was wry mnch excited, and kept askint;- the old man
(piestions.
He answered these (pieries i)atiently and kindly. I
imagined them to be farm peoi)le who had come to the cit\- to Ji»
some sho])])in.^'.
.\naly/.int^" ])eo])le is one of my ])et hobbies, and 1 wonder how
often I am rig'ht in my analysis.
K.\Tlll<:KlXi£ R O B I X S O X . '^O.
CAT
SCRAPS
" W h o ' s afraid of y o n ? " meowed "l^idi^y" Josephine .Martin,
a yonnt;- tabby, as she faced her oi)i)onent on the fence in a backyard, "_\'on '-an't flight."
"( )h !" P'eli.x Morton, a handsome Anj^ora, hissed, "when \'on
u'o home the worse for our meeting-, you'll have found out if I
can or not. W h y , only the other night, 1 scratched up your
brother.
''You won't do it again," said Pudgy. "1 heard my mistress
tell her husband that she would throw a shoe at the next cat she
caught fighting my brother. So there!" At this statement, " P u d g y "
arched her back and began to resemble a i)orcupine. The light
was on.
" M e o w - w - w , " screeched Felix.
THE
CRIMSON AND W H I T E
"l\sst." s]nit his ()])])()iK'iit, strikins^" her cju'in}- on the nose,
l^'elix screamed and made a lierce attack npon Piuls^-y. He succeeded in c l o s i n g - her left eye, but she was not daunted. She yowded
a war cr}- and rushed into battle, h'or a moment the two cats
clashed, each bent on murder, and meowing" more fiercely than
before.
Suddenly ihe war ended. An old shoe was hurled from a
nearby window, colliding" with Pudgy's ribs. Another followed,
l<n()cking" the unfortunate h\dix off the fence.
"l\eo\v-w." thev both moaned, and scami)ered off to their
homes.
That e\ ening " T u d g y " related the afternoon's e\ enl. "Ihuldy.''
she told her brother, "people are getting to be merciless. Cats will
soon have to wear armor, if they want to fight in i)eace."
J.()RX.\ l)K( )\VXh:
E S C A P A D E
J. Lansing Arden was su])erstitious and the tht)UgiU did not
o\ercome that weakening feeling whenever a black cat crossed
h.is path, or a st)litary dog lu)wle(l his sign of death on a nearby
hill.
Tonight he was returning from the LJniversity Club, where
he idled away his spare hours. Arden was a man of nuxlerate
means, man\- friends, and an irresistible sense of humor. lie harl
read in the "M^inu's" the accounts of nuiny hol(lu])s, and this muse
did not help him to shake off a g"hastl_\- feeling as he walked along
the dimly lighted street to his home.
Then suddenly the weird sound ot a dog, how ling nu)urnfidly,
broke the silence. Arden stood still with fright, and cold shivers
ran U]) and down his spiiu'. lie shook himself as a dog shakes
water from his coat, after a swim. "I'shaw," he thought, "there is
nothing to be afraid of. It is ])robably a mutt, lonely and forgotten, howding at the sound of a radio." lUit as he hurried on, he cast
fearful g'lances ox er his shoulder, into the penetrating- darkness behind. Constantly he fingered the "g'ood luck" ring- he had fool
ishly purchased a few days ag(,». He thought of the rigid mediccil
examination he had undergone a few weeks ago, in ordcM" to obtain
a pilot's license to oi)erate an airplane. There was still a part of
the test, unfinished. That part was "nerve." The "nerve" portion of the test, the doctor had told him, would be given unex])ectedly in the near future.
THE
CRIMSON
AND
WHITE
Then cainc the liarsh C D U i n u i i u l , "stick 'cm u p ! " T w o iiieii
emerged from a nearl)y di^orwa}- and poked an antt)matic into his
back. j . Lansinsd;' stood chized and nnnerx ed. Perhaps these men
wouhl kill him, thou.SJ-ht he, hut then he would he rid of that horrible handica])--su])erstition.
So he stood up and calmly offered
the two men his belongins^-s, fifty-two dollars, an ITj^in watch, g-old
rin.i^" and s i h e r cig'arette case. T h e two men whisked off their
masks and ;i stran£>e sij^ht met J. Lansin"- .Vrden's eyes.
There
stood the doctor, with the secretary of the air board sur\eyini4" his
])uz/.led look, "^'ou'\•e completed the air test," Mr. Arden, said
the secretarw "N'ou'll do," added the d o c t o r !
BET1A' CHAPMAN
'32.
MILNE
Milne llit^h with its uj)s and downs,
lis caretree ways and i^'irlish itJ'owtis,
Is just the kind of a school for me.
Where we all can join with hilarity.
T h e basketball s^-auu's, with our crack team,
Could beat any other one. it would seem.
Hut the boA's couldn't win. if it weren't fcjr us i^'irls,
l'"or we juni]) and we hop, like a lot of o^rey s(piirrels.
A iL^roup of younii freshmen ha\e entered the school.
And "where there's a will, there's a way," is our rule;
So we hope that tcj.^ether, we will all do our part.
T o make de.ar old Milne the i)ride of our heart.
( )ur teachers we lo\ e, with their smilinj^' faces.
And we remend)er with ])ri(le, on takiui^- our places,
That all honor is due them, who strive not in vain.
T o make us and keej) us, "the heart of the grain."
So let us all strive to aim for the goal,
\.nd make the school spirit onward to roll.
Keep looking forward, and never say die,
Vnd give three cheers for our Milne High.
J A N E T M A L L O R Y , English III
J,
THL;
THE
CITIZENS
CRIMSON
A N DW H I T L ;3524
MILITARY
TRAINING
CAMPS
As the inidsiinimer sun lifts Jiis rim oxer tiic liorizon, the
crash of the niorninjj- <;un and a l)hire of bii.^-les opens a fresh day of
new experiences ft)r the emliryo reserve st)l(hers of the training;'
camps, l-'ixe o'clock and first call! Yawns, thumps. ])rotests. and
laiij^'hter resound. .A. swishin.^- of blankets, a rush a feet, a rustle
of clothiui^' l)('i>'ins. Splashing' noises and a hahel of Noices drift
from the bathhouses. Then the whisk of brooms and brushes and a
clickinti' of belts. Assend)]}' blows! A s(piint through the rille. a
])ass al the bayonet "Stand to for re\eille!"—and heaxen hel]) the hindermost.
After the terse reports of the oflicers there is an inter\al of standing- at attention till the last notes of "ke\'eille" and " C o l o r s " farle
across the tense stillness. Then the rattle of rilles, belts, and bayonets in the racks, and columns of eat^^er youuii' men cheerfully
attack the mess halls.
Six o'clock now for business. .\ssend)ly sounds. Companies
l)repare for inspection. Tents are swe])t and put in order; companv
.streets are policed. The majors ins])ect the four companies of
their battalicms. and award the "liest Company" pennants for tlie
(la_\-. 1 mmediatel)' the companies form for drill. .\t se\'en o'clock*
they are well on tlieir \va>' to the ])arade .ground. There, th*
basics, first year men. take drill, combat practice, rille instruction
and morale lectures. Second year men. Reds, recei\e machine i^'un
and field i^'un trainiui^'. Third and fourth year men. actint^' as
"student" corporals and serj^eants. receive automatic rille and pistol
instruction. At elexen o'clock comes noon parade, and awe-ins])i-int>- and iiiamMiilicent ceremony. The best drilled com])anies in tli"
re\iew receive streamers for their liuidons.
h'ach summer one
spends in such a camp is a "course." h^ach succeeding' course cai"ries harder work and more responsibility, which mav lead to a re
ser\e commission for those who actpiit themsehes well duriiii.';
their traininj^'.
X o w , we may play. Mail, mess, and siesta come swiftly in
succession.
During the afternoon the boys play baseball, volley
ball, tennis,
swimminfj'. box, in fact, indulge in any and all outof-door sjjorts. Prizes and medals are awarded in athletic meet-,
for marksmanship, and for essays, h'rom noon till taps groups of
boys enjo>' the Hostess House, with its cot)l .writing room, battered piano, lil)rary. and motheidy management. At five o'clock
comcs ."stand to for colors." The evenings are free. One may gr)
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THE
CRIMSON
AND
WHITE
lo the city, but must return before taps, at ten. Movies, dances,
lectures, excursions and prize fights arc managed by the post adniinstration. Something is found to suit ever\' taste and temperament.
And now, as chirkness creeps over the babel, and sentries stalk
through the gloom, let us leave, with the hope that next year and
ui years to come many Milne fellows will go and see for themseh'es
how abbreviated this sketch was necessarily made, and to taste
army life, and return home with a deeper appreciation of preparedness and the meaning of a citizenship in the United States of
America.
J O H N C A S T O R , 7th.
Keeping Our Building Immaculate
( )ur new school should be a matter (jf great pride to us all, and
not the least of our duties is keei)ing it clean, d'his is more easily
done by eating lunches in the cafeteria and not leaving lunch papers
scattered promiscuously al)out the building.
BRIDGET
MCLAUGHLIN
A dear little miss
With a blue Irish eye,
And a smile that was sunshine
To those jjassin' by.
Mer laugh was so merry
'Twas music to hear
h'or it lightened our sorrows
And l^rightened the drear.
Long years have passed.
Our Bridget is grey,
But her smile is still sunny.
Her laugh is still gay.
And her brave, kindly eyes
Have not dulled their sweet hue,
Kor they're always a-shinin'
With true Irish blue.
L O R N A D R O W N E '31
L
1
THB
THE
CRIMSUN
DREAM
AND W H l T J i
11
PEDDLER
I'urpic shadows fell-—•
T h e w illow branches swayed ;
I beneath the dy 11154" criiiTson cU)iuls
Tvimiiied in a snit ol jade,
Came a dream peddler!
C'aulionsly he stole around
Willi a twinkle of mirlli in his face,
lie laid his sand colored hair's on the .ground,
Tii)-ti)ed at a wohhly pace.
Tlu'ii he opened his has^' of fraj^-rance,
I'^nll of lo\e and jasmines and dew.
Then a hai^' of .^ypsy \at>rance
With home}- o d o r s of pie and stew.
And he opened his hai^s of mischief.
Mis bas^s of romance and pla\'.
And ont floated ])ur])le shadows.
And laniiiiin^- fairies ^'ay.
And he lilled the air with ])erfume- T h e perfume of the nio-ht,
( )ut sailed ships of silver
And flowers ])ink and white.
lUil some other jealous ])ower
Sent a dawn about the earth.
And he vanished with his shadows
\n(l his dreams of love and mirth.
His baj^s he left behind him
he humbly stole away—
Just a dream peddler!
K A T H R Y N E. H A P P '31
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THE
CRIMSON
AND
WHITE
SCHQQLfNQTES
-4 —^
own tt MIMII MiMnmr tioc. n IMI
The hoys (»t Mihie met in the Sophomore study hall February
21. and were addressed by C'oaeh Baker, Prof. Sayles. and Mr.
.\b)()se on the subject of an athletic council for Milne, to be founded
with a \iew towards the more etficienl manajj'ement of our athletics. Coach l>aker nominated Mr. .Moose for chairman of the
("ouncil. Coach Haker and William Sharpe automatically became
members, four others, llardinjj", (T Kosbrook. Sherman and Wiley,
beiuii" elected. It is the intention of this new addition to Milne's
executive board>. ha\inj;- received the sanction of I'rof. Sayles.
1(1 i^iNc a dance in the near future, the ])roceeds of which are to bu}
new >uits for this s])rini>'s baseball team. W e consider this project
a worthy one and one which, in its e\'olution. should receixe tlie
^npi)ort of tlu' entire school.
At this same meeting'. Mr. .Moose broached the subject of a
new orchestra for .Milne, lie very kindly ai^reed to take over the
manai^'ement of il. At i)resent. a sur\ ey of the school is beinj^" made,
in an attem])t (o brin.i;- to the surface all musical talent thai there
may be. This new orchestra would play at basketball tjames. a
fact which would make it unnecessary to call in outsiders—who, incidentally, pla\ what and when they please. .May this orchestra
nu-et with much better success than last year's.
With support
and cooi)eration. it will.
The annual ])ri/e speakiiii^' contest will be held on April 12 in
the State Collet^e auditorium. The twirls who ha\-e been chosen
Iti s])eak are llelen C romic. Lorna Urowne. Virj;>inia (larrison and
lietty Jane (Ireen; the boys. ( )li\'er \'ork. Ilarriman .Sherman,
h'^rederick Hall and Robert Wilev.
N'ork
VN'hai's this r"
Hlatner—"A 'Portrait of a Lady'."
\'ork—"My God ! And you call yourself an artist?"
Rlatner—"Oh, no! I'm a woman hater."
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CRIMSON AND W H I T E
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Adelplioi is enjoyini;- a successful year under tlie leadership
of Mr. N'ork. Our literary pros^'ranis ha\'e l)een interesting', and
each nieniloer has shown an interest which we..bope ^\•ill continue.
( )ur outinjj" and theatre ])arty were successful, and A\'ell attended
l.y all.
Do }'ou know wdio the l)oys are who [)ut u]) and take down the
bleachers at the l)askethall i^ames? They are our new members
taken in some time aj^'o who are fullillins;- ])art of their initiation.
.\(lel])hoi i)ians to have anotiier initiation in the near future.
We
ha\'e formed a de])atint4" team and will (h'bate with Ouin soon. W'e
would like to take this o])portunity to ])ledii"e our hearty su])port t )
(,). T . S. A.
E. II (J.
.XUhoui^h Si»-ma has started a new life in a new 1)uildinLj", siie
still retains that old Sii^'nia si)irit and lias started her work with a
bani^".
Sii^ina has done her best to sup])ort the basketball team e\'en
to the extent of hirini^' a bus to attend out-of-town i^'ames. Duringtlie l.'ist few weeks Ouin and Sig'ma lia\e held joint social meeting.^.
These are the first meetings which Ouin and Sigma have recently
held together, and they ha\e met with huge succes.s. (Ourmistress
of ceremonies has coni])leted plans for the i n i t i a t i o u o f new UUMUber.s,.,,.We ha\'e been informed that all the traditional instruments
of torture have been pre])ared and are lying in wait for the unsuspecting h^-eshmen.
.Sigma, with her lornier cor])> ot otiicers, is planning tnanv in.
teresting" ])rograms for the future.
K. E. K..,_.
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T H H CRIMSON
ANJ.I
WHITH
BASKETBALL
riic I)askell);ill season
tliis year, altliou^li
not entirely
(orions, has been one of the most successful in some time.
vicAlilne
has had a (juintel of second strinj^' ])layers for the (irst time in h e r
histor}-, as well as one of the hirj^esl s(|uads in hij^li school b a s k e t hall. for a school of her size, in this part of the c o u n t r y .
Twenty-
ci^'ht per cent of the b o y s ha\ e u n i f o r m s and are on the s(|ua(l.
Coach
K u c z > n s k i . as well as Superxisinj^- C o a c h
Kutherford
R.
l)aker. althouj^h not entirely satisfied with the results of the t e a m ,
sees a brif^ht future for our " f u ' e " in cominjL;" seasons.
of the student
body
helped as nothing- else could.
('ole and T o l e m a n
ha^
Many t h a n k s are due to SnoAvden.
for their excellent cheer leaditiii'.
Till' ca])tain and m a n a g e r for the team of
elected as y e t .
T h e support
has been perfect, and their enthusiasm
C a n d i d a t e manag'ers a r e :
'I'oleman and S n o w d e n .
The
ha\e not been
B o y c e , i^arkman, C o l e ,
management, through
the help
of
the X'arsity C l u b and A t h l e t i c Council, has been able to put b a s ketball on its feet financially, and in f u t u r e years, w e hope that it
will be self-supporting-.
D e c e m b e r 8, 1 9 2 8 — M i l n e ojjened the season by d e f e a t i n g t h e
C a s t l e t o n H i g h S c h o o l on our h o m e court.
A f t e r the first quarter,
w h e n we had g a i n e d a b i g lead. T o n y put the r e s e r v e s on the floor.
They did so well that the " r e g u l a r s " did not reenter the g a m e tmtil
the last t w o minutes.
A t the half, the score w a s 35 to 4.
brook and W i r s h i n g featured, each a c c o u n t i n g for 12 points.
tinal score w a s 39 to 9.
Ro?The
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I )cce'iiil)c'r 15 - W ' c iiK't the Clcncral l^lectric A|)[)renlicc Schodl
in our own s^ym. The "l^lectricians" ontclassed our quintet, the
final score beini"" 19 to
. Wirshing" featured, chalkinj^ up 10
ixtinls. The score at mid-point Avas 13 to 18.
I)ecenil)er 21—Tlie
Milne lligh .Alumni went down before
T o n y ' s meteors in one of the closets games of the season. W'e held
a
i)oint lead at the end of the second (piarter, but the ex-Milnites
fought hard in ihe last half and ended with but one point short.
N'ork and Wirshing were the high scorers, each tabulating 6 ])oints.
The final score was 24 to 23.
January 3. 1^)29- - T h e school "fi\e" suffered a defeat on the
liallston lligh court on a tri]) after the Christmas holidays. In th;^
first half, they took the lead on 7 foul shots. W'e were han(licap])ed
by the extremely short court. The lights were poor and the floor
une\en. In the second half, ihe o])])()nent's lead increased again,
the score at the end being 10 to 34.
lanuary 11 In a hard battle, the Milne team went down before
the l\a\-ena "fi\e" on our home court. In the lirst half we were
ahead by a ^^ to 1 score. After half time Kavena seemed to to^s
the ball for jxiints at will. The final score was U) to 1*'.
I'\'bniary S In the
lost to the l)urnt Mills
ginning of the game, the
could not seem to find
stabs failed, we resorted
10 to 25.
si.\th game of the season, the Milne "fi\e"
team on the latter's court, h'rom the be()])i)onents were the aggressors. ( )ur team
itself on the small floor. After re])eate(l
to a defensixe game. The final score was
I"'ebruary 22 Milne clashed against l)elniar on our own floor
in one of the fastest games of the year. W'e took the lead in a
" o n e - t w o " l)iay on the hrst tip-off. W'e were the aggressors throughout the contest which ended with a score of 30 to 23. W'irshing
led the attack, having 14 points. The score at the end of the second (|uarter was 19 to 11.
In a preliminary game, the ()rioles from the Acadeni}' defeated
our third team by 8 points. V\an Loan featured for the Orioles, accounting for () i)oints, while Smith was our high scorer, scoring
4 points. The hnal score was 5 to 13.
March 1—In a return game, Alilne suffered a defeat from thfDelmar (piintet in another hard scrimmag'e on the Oeliuar court.
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C'aptain Sharpc featured, lossins^- uj) 7 points. T h e score at hall
time was 10 to
while the liiial score was
to
March 2—In onr second i^anie for the week-end." tlie " l U i r n t
Millers" were tnrned hack hy the home " l i v e " on onr floor . T i i e
i^'ame was \ ery fast and the hall chaniJ-ed hands continually
score at half time was 2.S to lo. Wirshini^- chalked u]) 12 points.
The score was
to 2(>.
The Celtics from X'incentian Institute nosed out our second
"rt\ ('" in a i)reliminary contest with a score ol 9 to 12.
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COUNCIL
Throui^ii ihe efforts of the \ arsit>- C'luh. an .\thletic Council
has been inaui^urated. 1'his Council will take char^-e ol athletic
linance and genera! management. There is a rejjresentative from
each class, the faculty, and the coaching staff. T h e class re])resentatives are to be elecled each \ ear by the bo\ s.
This year's Council is: I'.ob Harding, h^reshman; George Ro.sbrook. S o p h o m o r e : Harriman Sherman. Junior: Hob W l e y , Senior:
Bill Sharpe, Manager; Mr. .Moose (chairman). l<\'iculty: Coach
P.aker.
Landlady
"I think you had better board elsewhere."
Collegian
"^'es, I often had."
Landladx
" ( ) f t e n had what.'"
Collegian—"l:>etter board elsewhere."
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AND
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It may he of some interest to the stiulent body lo note that
one of the .greatest ste])s in years tow ards the ors^-anization of atliletics in Mihie has recently ])een taken. A N'arsity C'liih has been
ori>'anize(l for all boys who ha\ e won their "letter." This plan was
by no means new. It had been under the surface for s j m e time.
Practically all colles^'es and i)rei)aratory sch()!)ls have varsity clubs
for athletic interests.
In Milne, we |)ro])ose to dexelo]) an interest in athletics and
to j)rom()te a feelinj^' of t^ood sportsmanship. Tlie awardint^- of
"letters" will be (jualilied. Advertisini^- and manai^emenl of ^-ames
will be supervised. The elections of ca])tains ar>d appointments of
manag'ers will be contr(jlle(l by the Club.
The Varsity Club's main interest is to ])romote athletics and
this wo are tryin.^' to do. Recently we ha\ e arrani^-ed for discounts
in three of the lari^'er s])ortini^- s^'oods stores in the city: .\lbanv
Hardware and Iron Co.. Allin.tj;- Rubber Co.. and S])auldin<>-'s. Discounts rant^e from 15 ])ercent to 33 1-3 per cent. This privile,'.vc ifor our students only and should not be abused. \'ou may enjoy
these concessions on all athletic iJ'o:)ds. sweaters, coats, slickers,
footwear and campini»- c(piipment. Simply obtain an order from
Mr. Moose or sec any member of the V-'arsity Club. If at any time
you have any sug-.^'cstions or questions—that is our purpose.
juds^e: "\'ou are chari;ed with hreakins^' a stool over this man':,
head, ^^^lat have you to say for yourself?".
Prisoner: "^^)ur Honor. I didn't mean to break the stool." .
IS
T H E CRIMSON AND
WHITE
URAWl BY UUULI BRAUSrBIliI IIJDF. JB 1935
Since the last issue of ihe "C'riinson and W'liite" inan_\ nia,i4"a/.ines and ])a|)ers lia\e been receised and i;"reatl_\- enjoyed.
It is
\ ery intereslini;- to learn what is takini^- ])lace in other schools.
Acropolis
Scotia 11 ii^ii Sciiooi.
NOur literary department contains some of the best short
stories <)t any ot t)ur exchanii'es. A few more cuts would make \'our
ma.^azine more attracti\'e.
Ir\()nian
lr\in<;"
School.
W e en\y you the number of Nour ads. bul don't think that the\'
should take u]) o\ er half of your mat^-azine. .\n enlar.^-ement of the
Literary dei)artment and comments on your ICxchani^-es would
make the " I r s o n i a n " more interestinii'.
Ilii^h School Recorder
Saratoi^a S])rinms llii^h School.
A.i^ain we sa}- that the outstanding- material of the " R e c o r d e r "
is the class notes. They surely are out-of-the-ordinar}'. The stories
in the ' Winter Xundier" were interestinj^-.
Red and White-
.Saranac Lake lli^h School.
.School notes and jokes seemed to be the main feature in tlv.'
" R e d and White." W e liked the poem " N o m e I'ort." W e were
amused by the two columns, entitled "If I W e r e a lioy." and "If !
Were a (lirl."
M,
I I . .S.
.X'ews—.\lechanicN ille lii^H
.SCIKXJI.
Welconu' " M . II. S. News." N'our i)aper is newsy
humor is well done. " W h o Is It'"" is a very clever idea.
(trade
and
the
Rensselaer 11 ii^h School.
A larger literary department would
N'our "I'oet's X o o k " is most enjoyalde.
im]:>ro\e the
"(Jracle."
THL;
CRIMSON
AND
WHITL;
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The Aloeniin—Alineola High School.
More cuts, we say. would improve the appearance of the
" A l o e n i m . " The editor of " j e s t Fer Fun" surely produced some
g"ood material.
The Vincentian—Vincentian High School.
The personal touches in all departments add greatly to your
magazine. W h y not enlarge the exchange department ?
The Cadet—La Salle institute.
T w o things especially appealed to us in the January "Cader."
namely, the clever cuts and the jolly informality of the class notes.
Moheganite—Mohegan i.ake School.
W e enjoyed your jokes and cartoons but may we suggest that
you improve and enlarge your Literary and l^Lxchange (le])artments.
The Chand Hagh Chronicle—Isabella Thoburn L'ollege.
The article, entitled " A Pageant of India,'' held our interest
from the beginning to the very last. "Into the heaven t)f freedom,
my Father, let my country awake."
The iixoman—IMiillips l^xeter Academy.
The athletic writeui)s are done in an informal and pleasingstyle. Vour pa])er radiates school news, but may we suggest that
the addition of a bit of humor would help.
The Red and Black—Friends Academy.
The special attractions of the February issue were the picture.-^
of winter scenes. The story "I'he Black Pearls" completely hel l
our interest.
Cue—Albany Academy for Boys.
The only well done departments in the February issue were
the Alumni, Joke, and Ad. All the others could be greatly improved, especially the Literary Department.
" A line stenographer you are! Call yourself a typist and don't
even know how to change a ribbon."
"Can Paderewski tune a piano?"
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THI;
CRIMSON AND W H I T H
ALUMNI NOTES
All,)any, X e w , Y o r k , F e b n i a r y 28, 1929.
I )ear M i l n i t e s :COiii^'ralulations !
When
I am proiuUof y m i a n d y o u r n e w s c l u ) o l !
I went through the huildinjj- b e f o r e it was occiii)ie(l. f
was So enthused that I ineessanth" w rithed within with d i s a p p o i n c nient at not l)eihs;- oiie year behind niyself.
1 cotild j u s t iinai>'iiic
y o u , strollins^' d o w n the h)ni4" halls, sittiui^' in the c l a s s r o o m s , and
fuidin^-all kinds of new thini^s to d o — f o r reprimand, p e r h a p s !
And
I was ,i;iowin£4" witli the tln)U,<^"ht of the ' - s h o c k s " y o u w o u l d recei\ e I
I'robald}- the no\elty of n e w n e s s has w o r n olT for }-ou, 1)ul
really y o u are at the middle of a path of eom])arati\ e n e w n e s s , that
leads strai^'ht u])wards to s u c c e s s — s c h o l a s t i c a l l y . athletically, and
socially !
I\ee]) up y o u r spirit and w i n !
( l o o d luck.
I< V l i l A ' X
I M T T S '28.
h'or this issue of the " C r i m s o n and W h i t e " the A l u m n i
ment lias been or.t^anized in a different w a y .
Depan-
W e ha\e reqiu'sted a
lew UKMubers of o u r A l u m n i to write to us somethinj^' al)out .Milne
llii^h as e;ich o n e of tiiem rememlH'rs it best.
'Idiis may
be a
personal incident or a criticism.
"( )ne day in study hall we decided to be \ ery
funny so
we
i-ollected all the j e w e l r y that the ,^irls in the study hall had o n . and
one iLiirl put it on.
I'Aeryone ihoui^'ht it was \ery funny until
we
turned around and saw Mr. Sables w h o a])i)arently didn't think i1
\\as Ml ;il! f u n n y — - C o n f e r e n c e
followed.
n r i T i TI<:.\ r . k o K C K , '24..
"llaxini.^" been
President of the Senior Class, I feel that
one
ihin^- w hich .Milne lliL;h S c h o o l lacks the nu)st is. a I'^iculty .\<l\js()r
for the S e n i o r Class.
I found it \ery ditlicult to carry on the f u n c -
tions of the (Mass with jn-actically
no
advice
WII.I.IAM
or
hel])
from
the
P. K.1XGSLE>>\ '28.,
"It' k o o n i o()2 had feelint^s, I'm sure it w o u l d miss the initiation
parties, in w h i c h it no lon^-er ma_\' ha\'e a p a r t / '
.
M A R G A R K T G O T T S C M A L K ; '28.
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"1 renu'nil)er when Alilne i;ave a historical i^ai^caiil of ()1(1 Alhaiis'
and N e l s o n C o l e y nsed a hiij^e p i l l o w strapped aronnd his waist to
a c q u i r e the necessary !»irth to ])ortray heather Knicker1)ocker.'"
. \ r i L L A R I ) X E H K M I A I I , '2(k
" I ' l l ne\ei- forj^et beinjj- practiced upon hy practice teachers, and
n e x t y e a r 1 ex])ect to c o m e o v e r to the n e w Milne His^h S c h o o l to
])ractice u])()n s o m e of y o u .
I ho])e y o u ' l l b e h a v e better in m y class
than 1 did in s o m e of m y teachers' c l a s s e s ! "
KKTIi
Jjest of luck Milnites, in _\-our new s c h o o l !
R O O T . -if).
( i i v e y o u r Student
C o u n c i l m o r e responsibilities, but coo])erate w i t h y o u r leaders.
AX
AI.CMXA.
'28.
Jane M a c — " S a y , Cy, did N'OU hear of the S c o t c h m a n w h o c o m mitted suicide b e f o r e
breakfast?"
C\- Mac --"That's nothini^", h o w about the S c o t c h tourist wli >
st()i)ped off at the P)lack Sea to till his fountain i^en."
l)\ron S n o w d e n sa}'s he w o n d e r s wdiy w a t e r a l w a y s
free/es
with the sli])i)ery side up.
I)urj4es.s—"Name three w a y s of conveying- messaj^es."
R a l p h — " T e l e p h o n e . tele»-raph and tell I^sther
Davies."
B o b W i l e y says there's no use trying- to pass a h'ord on th',
road.
T h e r e ' s a l w a y s another o n e ahead.
C o o p e r — " I hear B o y c e isn't p l a y i n g his a c c o r d i o n any m o r e . "
C r a y — " N o , he t o o k it to the tailors to h a v e the w r i n k l e s ironed
out."
THE
l'\'itlu'r
C R I M S O N A N D W H I T E 3537
"W'luMi (ioori^c Wasliiniitoii was y o u r at^'e. he w a s a
sui"\e_\()r."
S i ) i v - " ' r h a r s iKjlliiiii^-.
Wlu'ii lu> w a s y o u r ai^e he was ])resi-
(U'lil (if the United S t a t e s . "
l ) a r l ) e r — " I s there any speeial wa}' y o u ' d like y o u r hair e u t ?
Crav-
"^'eah.
off."
Modern
roor
|ohn.
le w a s sueh
Grief
a dear.
And
so ])ronipt with
his
aliinonw
l"'ariner
.Small
" W h a t are y o u doiui^- in niy a])i)le t r e e ? "
l')oy—"lielieve
it or not, mister,
I just
fell out of
an
airplane."
A I Jim to a Her bdea :
I'rolessor:
<tf himself.
.Marry me or 111 .i^'o to the closes.
T h e r e ' s a student in this r o o m m a k i n g a j a e k a s s
W h e n he's finished I'll begin.
W e l l , the war eost S a n d y an arm.
to throw a\va\- a hand g r e n a d e .
l i e e o u l d n ' t b r i n g himself
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W a i t e r — " W h a t will y o u have, s i r ? "
Wiley—"A
Waiter
Wile\'
toasted cheese
"()n
sandwich."
t(jasl, s i r ? "
" \ a w . brini?" it in on
Every Diamond
horseback."
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Phone 6 - 6 0 3 9 - J
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array of all that is new in Gift Land.
Also a complete line of Stationery.
" ( l e e . hut that kid's cle\er.
l i e ' s o n l y three and he can spell
his n a m e b a c k w a r d s . "
" W h a t d o they call h i m ? "
"Otto."
S h a r p e — " l l a \ e }()U heard the n e w C h a r l e y H o r s e song"
J l a n k — " X o — - W h a t is i t ? "
S h a r i ) e — " K i n k for a l)a_\-."
1 )ot
"Yon
r e m i n d nie of the W o o l w o r t h
Alden—"Why?
hot
l)nildin,<>-.'
Piecanse I'm so stronj^-?"
" A n d tall and w i n d y a r o n n d the
top."
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l>ill Gray tried to b u y a smoking- j a c k e t at a tire sale the o t h e r
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M. J. - " V o u sa\' your boy friend is a ca\ alrynian ?"
H. C.—"Yes, he collects tickets on a nierr\'-jJ-o-round."
h'irst W i f e — " W h a t
makes y o n think y o u r husband
was
out
with a w o m a n ? "
S e c o n d D i t t o — " 1 smelled t o b a c c o on his b r e a t h . "
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H e r o i n e ( f r a n t i c a l l } ' ) — " J s there n o s u c c o r ? "
\'oice from U n c o m f o r t a b l e Seats—"Sure.
I paid t w o b u c k s t o
see this s h o w . "
H i s t o r y ' i ' e a c h e r — " I n w h i c h of his battles w a s A l e x a n d e r tiie
(ireat
killed?"
Wiles'
" I ' m not sure, but 1 think it w a s his last."
Kind L a d y :
Son:
He:
She:
" H o w did you lose your teeth, s o n ? "
"Shiflin,^- i^ears on a lollyi)o|)."
" D i d n ' l I see you lakins^'a trani]) thru the w o o d s yesterday
"'The idea!
That w;is my
father."
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( ) s c a r - - " J ' n i an e g o t i s t . "
I l e r l ) i e — " O h , y o u ' r e a l w a y s thinkinsj- a b o u t nothini^', is t h a t it r'
K o z x i e 1 — " D o y o u b e l i e v e in f o r t u n e s ? "
S h e - — " Y e s , h a v e y o u tj'ot o n e ? "
l )()\ ce is jj'oinj.^' tt) I )<'i\ en|)ort to l a k e s o f a l e s s o n s .
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T e a o l i e r — ' " r o m n i y , is I r o u s i T s siiit^ular or p l u r a l ? "
' r o i i i n i y ( a f t e r m u c h t h o u g ' h t ) — " S i u i ^ u l a r at the t o p aud ])lurai
at the l i o t t o n i . "
" W h o is the tii^iiest uiau iu the w o r l d ? "
" T h e S c o t c h u i a u w h o fell iu f r o u t of a steaui roller aud turued
s i d e w a y s so it w o u l d n ' t lake the c r e a s e out of his i)auts."
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