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Sometimes Ave anchored at a foreign ])ort, Upon a rngged coast so dark and d r e a r ; Sometimes wo sailed along to n resort Where J o y and Sunshine ])layed with Mirth and C^heei'. A l t h o u g h the wild waves dashed and seas were high. Or the kingdom uj) above had h)st its blue. Qui- loyal Ca])tain was forevei- nigh. Assisted by the mend)ers of oui' gallant crew. When down the stream of T i m e we set our sail, Altlumgh our shi]) against the rocks was cleaving, O u r Star of llo])o looked (h)wn and said, " We shall not f a i l ! " A l m a j\Iatei"! Y o u r sweet memories set us g r i e v i n g ! EDIT JI P i c k k n , '14. I40 > THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E H I S T O R Y O F T H E C L A S S O F 1914. 'I'hey say that there is iiothinsi,' new under the sun. P e r h a p s they are correct in making snch a statement, bnt we think that we have something at least very much out of the ordinary here to-night — that is, our Class of 1 9 1 4 . W e were an unusual class to begin with, because we were so large. D o not infer from this, that the individuals were Jarge — indeed they were not — but there were so many small bits of Freshies, that taken together, they constituted quite a large infant class — the largest tliat had been known to this school foi* some time previous. Even the Faculty recognized our su])erior qualities, for before long, they transferred some of us to the Senior study-hall, there to S])end the rest of the y(Mir. T h e y said it was because there wasn't room for all of us in the hall usually allotted to Ereshmen, but we knew it was because they wanted the Seniors to have the benefit of our close conqianionshi]). T h a t first year we Irad a very good time, but we were green, as all Fi'eshmen are, and for that reason, we had a ]iarty on St. Patrick's D a y , of which we, and the Faculty also, still retain pleasant memories. W e d u t i f u l l y sui)])orted the Crimson and AVhite " (that's the school ])aper') and always donated liberally to every school cause, as all good Ercshmen should. In the duo course of time we moved across the hall and undertook the Aveighty responsibility of being So])homores. W o felt awfully big, then, even bigger than Ave do now, but Ave really didn't have as much f u n as we had had first year. Y o u see, Ave AA^ere no longer Freshmen, to bo teased and ])etted by the Seniors, and not y e t Juniors, to share in the fun. It was similar to the case of the suffragette, Avho is described as being " no longer a wonuin, and not yet a m a n . " P u t the next year Ave had lost several of our members, but our class Avas still large. Wo had grown, to know each other A v e l l , U O A V , and Ave showed it when Ave made our choice of class officers. I n the middle of the Avinter we gave a wonderful rece])tion to the Seniors which Avc eujoyed immensely. O f course they did likewise. We had by this tini(> discovei'cd that Prof. Sayles is not such an ogre, as ho himself is sometimes Avont to ])reten(l, and that the F a c u l t y really " do have a heart." So we frecpiently took the liberty of seci-etly devouring our lunches l)ehind our desk covers d u r i n g lia^fhour study ])erio(l, and were continually atteni])ting to ]U'olong our recess by several minutes, the result of which was that AVC suddenly develo))C(l such a. love foi- school that we couldn't go homo until an I • T H E CRIMSON AND W H I T E 133 hour later tliaii nsnal. Our first two years had been years of toil, mostly, and onr report eards boi'o record of the fact. But when we became Juniors, we discovered that we were tired of always seeing just A ' s every ten weeks, and so we speedily began to remedy that defect and to obtain a greater variety of marks. I remember one incident which may illustrate how energetic we were that y e a r : One (lay Prof. Sayles, on coming into study hall, was surprised to find Chester Elanvelt leaning u]) against the wall, although there were several vacant seats. " W h y don't you sit down, IMr. Blau\ ' e l t ? " inquired the ]u-ofessor sternly. " W e l l , sir," replied " I k e , " " T would, but its too much trouble to get u]) again." The Seniors liked to say that we were " nothing but Juniors " and they didn't mind us, but they were forced to change their minds when we beat them out of two ]>rizes that year. The Pi-uyn medal, for ])ublic speaking, was ca])tured by Nelson Covey, while " P o l l y " ran off with the Buchanan medal for the best English essay. So you see, we could both talk and write well. And then, in the natural course of events, we became Seniors. That name in itself im])lies dignity, but, although we have done our best to im])ress the underclassmen with a due sense of our superiority and preeminence, in s])ite of all our eflFoi'ts at austerity, we seemed to have succeeded in inspiring them, not to awe and reverence, but to love instead. This, our last year at dear old Normal — at least we ho]ie it is our last — has been, the fullest, brightest, and ha]ipiest of all. W e have worked, it is true, but we have toiled with a more steadfast, unchanging ])ur]iose than ever before, and we feel confident that our labor shall not have been in vain. I do not mean to imply, however, that it has been all work, for surely it has not been so. E a r l y in the winter the Junior class gave us a lovely reception, which we all enjoyed, and then, we thought we would have a ])arty just for ourselves, and so we did. AYhich one of us can forget that happy afternoon, in connection with Avhich we shall always remend)er P r o f . Sayles who, as always, hel]XHl us to have a good time. To-morrow we expect to participate for the last time, as Normal students, in the annual school picnic, an event ever to be hailed with joy and great expectation by all Normalites. ITp to this time we had been woi'king and waiting for an opportunity to come when we might show our friends what a remarkable clnss we really are. This year our hopes have been realized. TN the early part of the year we had the distinction of sharing in the rewards offered by the N . Y . S. Historical Association. Conijietition was open to all schools in the State, five ])rizes were offered. I40 > THE CRIMSON AND WHITE and tlie Class of ' 1 4 feels justifiably prond in saying that it won two in-izes and an honorable mention. jSTot satisfied with taking State prizes alone, we immediately set to work to capture some of those offered to A l b a n y schools. P e r h a p s you have noticed that the long suit of the Class of ' 1 4 is to accomplish whatever it attempts. A n d we didn't f a i l this time, in the prize competition offered by the A l b a n y T3aidving Association, f o r our essays took two prizes and all honorable mentions. Those who brought us this honor were K a t h arine Pollock, who took first prize, and Eleanor D u n n , second, wdiile I n a Speed, Frances V o s b u r g and H e l e n P a g e received honorable mention. N o r did we stop here. A greater honor was still to be w^on. W h e n the next essays were announced w e thought M'e would surprise the other schools and bring glory to Old Normal, so we just walked off w i t h all the prizes offered by the Sons of the llevolution. T h e proud winners this time were E l m e t t a V a n Deloo, Marguerite C l a r k and Eleanor D u n n . N o t to make any hard feelings, we let the J u n i o r s liave the honorable mentions. W e ho])e that they w i l l profit by our good example, and next year do as well as we have done. W e don't like to brag, but you can see for yourselves how much the F a c u l t y hates to see us leave, as even they realize that we have (levelo]ied into the glorious class which we ]>a(le f a i r to become, when we entered this institution. W e have finished our course, we have vlouo our best, and there remains but one more event to be added to those already recoi'ded, and that is the most im])()rtant of all — our Commencement. On einne 22d we cx])ect to be graduated from this ])est-loved school, and with that great event, will close the history of an illnstrious class, onr class, the Class of 1 0 1 4 . F. MARION MCDOWELL, '14. T H E P R O P H E C Y O F T H E C L A S S O F 1914. T have been snninioned liithei- by the earnest ])rayer of this illustrious ( l a s s of 1914. Met by the Vergil class during their wanderings in Tartarns, nn<ler the leadershi]) of the ])rophetess Johnsonia, I was ])(M'sua(le(l to come here for the express ]uirpose of revealing what is destined for each one. Silence, I ])i"ay you. H i e gl(d)e has become clearer and I read thei'ein the fntnre of the valedictorian of the class, Eleanor D u n n . A f t e r years of arduous toil and unceasing study, the following degrees shall be hers: P . A., li. S., M . A., M. 's., S(i. D . , Pni. S. .ind i)r()bably M. R. S. She will win great renown because of her I • THE CRIMSON AND WHITE essay entitled, " The peck of ])ic'k]{'(l ])oi)per.s lluit J^eter picked was a j)eck pickled by Petei- Piper's inollier." 135 Pi])cr Wow, in my globe, T behold the fair salutatorian, F. Marion McDowell. E a r l y in high-school life, she evinces an amazing interest in poetry, especially in xMilton, who will be snccessfnl in holding that interest. Also, as she is musically gifted, she will become Padereweski's greatest rival, carrying a tifteen-lhonsand-dollar insnrance on each finger. Snch a waste of money. Ah, now, a sturdy foi-m conies into view. Her early attempt at composing matchless melody having met with much success Frances Vosburgh will take this up as her life-work. Her songs of quenchless eloquence will become fauious tlu^ world ovei- and all over the world shall go up the prayer: " G r a n t us peace, they might have been worse." What is this? A cat, a teapot and a ball of knitting! I see a rising sun and a row of lovers. Iler ways shall be of pleasantness and peace and 1 am safe in predicting that ^Marguerite Clark will be an old maid. ISTow T behold the guide and counseler of our out-of-town friends, Dorothy Ilinies. Throughout hei- college life, her messages shall be " F n i o n forever! " A f t e r they are both graduated, it shall l)e union forever. There unfolds before me now a i)age from a book of " Famous Sayings." T shall read a little from it. " Pm not a bit conceited. AYhy, T don't think I'm half as clever as 1 really am." " When you know that what you know is more than what anybody else knows, know enough not to let anybody else know, es^iecially in American History Classes." That book will win great renown and place Eugene Molitor anutng the world's great writers. There is excitement in the air! i n my globe I can see that an Olympic is being held. Here come the two that outstrij) all their ojiponents, P a c e and Speed, a veiy fast team. Splended work, girls, and never forget what the future expects of you. That ])icture has faded and another takes its ])lace. A long, low, grey honu-'stead on the banks of the E r i e canal shall shelter one of your sweet-girl graduates. Grace Keyes Avill become the proud mistress of " Aunt Schuyler's " famous mansion. There a]>pears now a revolving couple, populai' and world-famous. Tt is the Long-Taylor team who will originate a graceful dance called the "Shoulder-Pest Wliirl." 'IMiey will obtain the post of dancing instructors at Xormal High School and i)ass their old age in peace and quiet at Albany. I40 > THE CRIMSON AND WHITE And now I sec the stalwart form of a man standing on a platform and l e c t u r i n g with all the vigor of our friend Toddy Roosevelt. ' T i s John P)Utler, who has l)ec'Ouie a famous orator and whose favorite speech is " What 1 would do if I could repeat my H i g h School conrse." A diploma and a piece of wood. Their meaning'^ The diploma is the result of Lillian j\Lagilton's four years in college. The summer following her graduation Lilliau, to the astonishment of all, will take a coui-se in forestry which is later ex])lained when she assumes a life-interest in Wood, of a s])ecies known to High School students. A f a i r future lies before ('aroline Degen. She will establish a chicken f a r m outside of the city limits. I wish to warn her never to employ tall dark men. I'm sure we all know that there is a strange affinity between a dark man and a chicken. I cannot see clearly. There is a veil over the globe. Ships arc coming and going and Grace Root's future is quite mixed up. The globe holds money, the signs are friendly but, as the sparks lly upward, she is born to trouble. T foresee, now, that Edna Class will write a book entitled " A n Aid to Vergil " embracing tifty ])()ssible meanings for words that have only one coi-rect translation. In the years to come, her books will bo signed E. Wood. The two greatest divines of the age appear now, Edward IMcDowell and Albert Hoyt. Eroni early youth they loved to talk and, years after High School days, they saw to it that they could talk uninterru])te(lly for three or four hours once a week, by becoming preachers. I might mention that the gentlemen just spoken, of will obtain churches in Albany in case anyone jn-esent would like to hear a four-hour harangue. A question-mark and an infornmtion bureau. Oh, yes, Robert Watt is the missing link. As his name is naturally interrogative, he will found a ISTational Information Bureau, sanctioned by the President with the consent of the Senate. Another famous authoress! This book shall win groat fame because of its laudatory character. The writer will assume a leading position among the literary stars of the country. Now T shall name both book and author. Deeds of Daring, by Elmetta Van Deloo. M a r y Eitchett will become a great musician, originating an algebraic scale, and will be famed for her extensive world tours. E m i l y IMiller will acconi])any her, ])roving a fine comfortei-, when "Mary's efforts are not ^irojiei-ly a])preciated. TCow I see half a dozen men raid ISTormal's dainty lady-doll, Edith Picken. She must not marry the first nor the second nor the third, but the fourth will be all right. THE CRIMSON AiND WHITE 137 H e will prove iiianagcal)lc. Luck will come to licr lliroug-h I'liiiiiiug' water when the weather vane points west. What is this arising now? A fa(3tory, and a woman is the owner. Finding that her demand for hairpins exceeded the suiijdy, Lonrida D a y was forced to hnihl this factory for herself alone. Chiss, there is also an inventor in your midst. liessie O ' B r y a n , after years of work, will invent a perpetnal excnse for tardiness. It will be so constrneted that the ei-asnre and snhstitntion of dates will not be n(>cessary. What a. blessing that will ])rove f(n- tardy scholars! In the year 1922 the right of snffrage will be granted to women in I^ew Y o r k State. Eloise Lansing, long identified Avith the etpial suiTrage movement, will be nominated for Governor on the Ladies' Division ticket of the Iie])nblican party, at the nc^xt election. She will obtain the office, bnt finding ]\Inr])hy of Tammany Hall still on the job, she will be forced to get rid of him as a political rival, by marrying him. A s yon can easily imagine she is thenceforth the boss. A s Governor, j\Iiss Lansing will create another office, namely, the State Tnspectorshi]) of The Tango. To this position ^liss Rnth Kinimey will be aiijjointed and F warn all tango dancers that, when compared with rns])ector K i m m e y ' s continnal, vigilant ins])ecting, the tronblesome interference of the Interstate Gommei-ce (\)mniission will seem bnt spasmodic attempts to be useless. J^^ow in the years to come there will also be elected to the Presidency of the United States a woman. As five of the Su])reme Court judges Avill snccumb to shock u]>on seeing her, it will be necessary to appoint five new judges. Tt gives me great ]')leasure to announce to yon that owing to his very wise a])pearance, John Lynd will be appointed Chief Justice. The following Associate Justices will also be appointed: Joseph McEntee, because of his extraordinary reach and grasp of any subject; Gordon Scott, because he will look so nice in a flowing gown; ISTelson Covey, whose fistic ability will greatly hasten a decision, and Chester Hochstrasser, because he would be willing to do the work. A dazzling vision gleams in the globe. Dorothy nurton, the greatest moving-picture actress of the age! Her realistic character ]iortrayals, splendid acting and unearthly beauty will win f(n' her fame everlasting. At the age of eighty, still acting, having survived five different husbands, she will decide to es])ouse an old school-mate. Among our niunber we have a gentleman intensely interested in H i g h School dramatics. Edmund O'Connoi- will be the founder of hundreds of dramatic clubs the world over. T behold a "Blessing that is not in disguise, Catherine Blessing. Her fntnre is serene and earlv in l i f e will come wedded bliss. Her I40 > THE CRIMSON AND WHITE wedding rej)art will be rather pecMiliarly worded and in order that none of ns shall miss it, T will foretell it now. " A f t e r the usnal blessing, John Blessing- and Katherino Blessing, not related previous to the ceremony, were entered into a blessed state of blessedness forever by Pastor Blessing, who thei'eby pronounced two Blessings one." There ap])ears before me now a Salvation Army lass surrounded by countless followers. ' T i s IJetty Lincoln, gentle and grave, whose melodious tones will Avin the hearts of all hardened sinners. On the next street corner I behold Helen Page, who has become a famous lawyer and a great advocate of the abolition of Normal H i g h Schools and the Boards of Kegonts. She is argning earnestly for her election as District Attornev. Well, wonders will never cease! This is the strangest sight I have ever seen. A man lying at ease in a chair cquip])ed with all sorts of mechanical devices! He ])resses a button and a piece of gum slides forth on a small tray and is conveyed to his mouth. H e presses another button and his jaws start moving. Then, after pressing a third button, a sirring assists him to arise and propellers fastened to his knees, push him along. Arriving near the open window of a house, a fourth button is ]>ressed and a ])honogra])li is heard asking the time. Somebody within rc])lies; the man is propelled back to the chair, assisted to sit down and is then sung to sleep by a mechanical canary. Thus will Chester Blauvelt, the inventor and sole user of this wonderful labor-saving device, spend his days resting from those strenuons, tiring years of H i g h School life, T see a flourishing hardware store and above it a fortune-telling parlor. Presiding over the hardware store is Mr. Hoos, who deals chiefly in the aticle suggested l)y his name and length. The fortuneteller above is Laura Hutchinson. Because of her ap])reciation of the dark, mystic element which behmgs to our trade, and her low, soft, monotonous tones, 1 fear she will become one of my most hated rivals. T shall brew a potion and thus bo rid of her. A shy, modest, retiring little fellow, whose favorite re]>ly is, " T don't know," a])pears before mine eyes now. T shall not disclose his name because 1 fear the effect of such ])ublicity upon his delicate nature. His future — is fair-blue-eyed, T think, and the height of his and)ition about four foot ten. As I can foresee no further calamities in his life, 7 safely predict a peaceful, happy existence. Because of her passion for details, I foresee that Miss Johnson will become a great Statistician and a noted authority on the science I • T H E CRIMSON A N D WHITE 139 of the classification and arrangement of facts relating to the condition of a people or class regarding domestic economy, health, longevity and so forth. A s it is always best to cmicliide with something pleasant, though some people say a conclnsion is always a thing to rejoice about, I have l e f t the establishment of the IN'ational P a l a c e of M i r t h to the last. I predict the erection of that bnilding in the near f u t u r e and as it w i l l be necessary to procure three joyous maidens to romp about the entrance, I foresee em])loyment for K a t h e r i n e Pollock, H a r r i e t . Gardiner and Grace Bender. T h e i r gracious smiles will be the first to greet the visitor and the last to s])ecd him on his way. A n d now I "have finished. T h e nuigic hour has ])asse(l and I must bid you farewell. I f aught in. my divination has (lis])lcased you, forgive and forget. T h i n k of the yeai-s s])cnt together and what I might have revealed to your regret. CLARA LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF N O R M A L HIGH SCHOOL, READ J U N E 19th, 1914. IN THE NAME OF GOD, F. lIoLm^R, '14. C L A S S O F 1914, AND CENSORED AMEN: I , the Senior Class of 1 9 1 4 of the Normal H i g h School of the C i t y of A l b a n y , State of N e w Y o r k , having reached the ])rimo age of f o u r scholarshi]) years and being of sound and (iis])osing uiind, memory and understanding and f u l l y cousidciriug the uncertainty of life, do therefore nud<e, oi'dain, ])ublish and declare this to be m y L A S T W I L L A N D T E S T A M E N T , in nuinner following, that is to s a y : I T E M F I H S T — A f t e r all my l a w f u l debts are paid and discharged, I give, devise and beciueath to uiy eldest h(Mr, flunioi', the use of m y study hall and all that therein is, and also the [)rivilege of being under the watchful eye of Miss Loeb at such times as it becomes necessary for said heii- to i-egister, with the ex|)ress proviso that said heir shall nuiintain at all tiuu'S a dignity and de])ortment befitting the station of a Senior. '^Fhis my Scsnior heir having arrived at the age of scholarshi]) discretion, it shall not be deemed unseendy conduct, notwithstanding the rigid dictuui of his godfather, the faculty, to ascertain the time of day from his watch d u r i n g class sessions, nor to sit occasionally in the hallways in the august presence of college students, nor to express his opinion and asert I40 > THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E liis rights in factional controA'ersies and class discussions. I f he be discrete and carefully preserve his rights and privileges, he may some time have the pleasure and satisfaction of transmitting by will to the school postei'ity the educational and social benefactions herein bequeathed. I T E M S E C O N D — To my second issue, a girl named Sophmore, endowed with more than average intuition and native intellectual ability and withall being exceedingly willful and 'Somewhat addicted to confusion in class and study hall; I give, devise and bequeath the titl-e of her elder brother, that of Junior^ with all its attendant prestige and privileges such as the pleasure of studying Julius CECsar under the ca])able and efficient direction of Miss Clement, and Cicero under the ci'itical eye of Miss Johnson, together with the amusing and instructive lecture courses given by Professor Sayles in the absorl)ing subjects of Physical Geography and Intermediate Algebra. Although being beyond the age which requires a guardian, I wish to warn her godfather, the faculty, to be constantly watchful to see that she adheres to the ])ath in which she is su])posed to travel, as described and set forth in the catalogue issued under the title of the High School 1 )e])artnient of State College for 'Teachers. I T E M T i r i K I ) — I give, devise and bequeath to my son, named Freshman, all right, title and interest in and to the grand opportunities afforded by the Noruuil High School for laying the foundation of a good education iiu'luding the advantages of the study of Elementary Algebra and l>iology in the class I'ooms of Miss Cushing and Miss Shafer, respectively, t(> have and to use the said opportunities and advantages until lie shall an-ive at the stage of senior decorum. And my said son, Ereshnuni, l)eiug an unruly urchin, I deem it for the best interests of my estate, and also for the welfare of the boy, that a guardian be appointed ; and I hereby nominate my executor, hereinafter named, to be the guardian of my erring and mischievous sou until he shall reach his seniority, with full ])ower to ])roperly oirl) his conduct and dii-ect his actions, knowing that he will unduly ex])loit any knowledge and ex])erience he may have acquired however small oi- non-essential it may be. I desire to remind uiy said guardian of the fact, that in the locker-rooms there ai'e numerous push-buttons used to turn the lights on and ofl" therein ; and that the hul has a strong tendency to amuse himself by ojierating these ]uish-buttons at such times as he feels himself secure from detection by the faculty. I further admonish I • THE CRIMSON A N D W H I T E 141 my said guardian to keep a constant vigil upon tlie tricky activities of his ward; and also to wield the rod with a ready hand, in a generous forceful manner, that lasting ini])ressions iiuiy thei'ehy result. I T E M F O U E T I I — A l l the rest, residue and remainder of my estate, including " The g y m , " auditorium^ lunch room, tunnel and ]'oof, I give, and bequeath to all my surviving student heirs to use and enjoy collectively in such manner as their ingeuiiity may invent subject to such restrictions as the faculty nuiy he able to impose and enforce. L A S T L Y , T hereby make, constitute aud a]^]ioiut my accouiplished friend and confidential adviser Professor flohn AI. Sayles to be executor of this my Last Will and Testament, hereby revoking all former wills by me made. m W I T N E S S A V I I E R E O E , I have hereunto subscribed my name and affixed my seal, the IDtli day of June, in the year one thousand nine hundred and fourteen. Witnesses, N. II. S. Class of l O U , Charlotte Loeb, L y Gilber IL Daring, (L. S.) Louise W. Clement. I I The above instrnment was, at the date thereof, subscribed by N . II. S. Class of 1914, the Testator named in the foregoing will, in the presence of us and each of us, and at the time of making such subscri])tion the above instrnment was declared by the said Testator to be his last Will and Testament, and each of us, at the request of said Testator and in his ])resence, and in the ])resence of each other, signed our names as witnesses thereto, at the end of the Will. Charlotte l.oeb, residing at Albany, iNT. Y . Louise W. (^lenient, residing at Albany, N . Y . I40 > THE CRIMSON AND WHITE IN MEMORIAM. Sweet classinatosj who'll wither E're this year has tied, We entered so cheerful, W e go out well-nigh dead. O sadly wo notice, A s here wo do pause. O u r smiles have departed — A n d great is the cause; O u r tones are sepulchi'al, O u r looks f u l l of woe, W h i l e our very bones creak A s we walk to and fro. ^'^es, classuiates, who're withering On each passing day, AVe sigh f o r our lost youth — Indeed well we may. Sweet classuiates, who wither I n dreauis of (les])air. T o exams we are hasteuiiig, A-teariiig our h a i r ; O u r cheeks oucc^ so rosy, Aj'o furrowed through toil. O u r eyes have grown heavy With much midnight oil. H e r e fades the last uiouient O f liigh school away. H e r e dies every last hope We've had till to-day. Sweet classuuites, who wither I^^i'e this year has tlowu, We eut(ii'e(l all hloouiiug, We're now skin aud hone. GEIITRUNE C. VALENTINE, '08. THE CRIMSON VOL X AND ALBANY, N . Y . , WHITE No. 5 JUNE, 1914. Published Every Two Months During the School Year by the Students of the N. H. S. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION One y e a r (5 copies) payable in advance $0.00 Single copies .15 B O A R D OF E D I T O R S Editor-in-ChieJ ELKANOK E. DUNN, Assistant JMAUION EI.OISH LANSING, DOUOTHY F. Zota KUSSKLL, MARION Sigiua, Zeta MCDOWKLL, MAUGAUICT L O V E T T , Q. L. MAIIGAUKT S H I U T Z , Q . L . S., S., ZKIIFUS, Sigma, '15 '15 R. '14 ZvUi Sigma, '15 S BUTLEU, Theta Literary (Editors '14 School Alumni Joke Editor Editor Editor Exchange Editor i Business '15 IManaycrs JOSEPH MCENTEE, A d e l p h o i , ' 1 4 GILBEUT DAUING, A d e l p h o i , ' 1 4 JOHN S., '15 Cauolinb Lii'ES, Z e t a Sigma, ' 1 5 C I I K S T E U L O N G , Jii., Adelpliol, '14 JACOB WIHTK, L. '14 Sigma, Zeta C. Q. Editor Nu, '14 Advertisiny Ayenis Athletic Editor The close of this scliool year also luoaiis to a iiiiiiibor of the statl" the close of two years of soi-vice for " T h e Crinison and W h i t e " and the school. Wo liave, it is true, faHcii shoi't of our aims, we have been uiiabie to do imieh that we hojx'fully phiniied for the paper, bnt we have worked sincerely and earnestly to the best of our ability and, in. short, ha\'e d(»ne our best. We bei>'rudge not a nionient of the time and. labor spent:, however, for we have indeed derived jdeasui'o and useful experience from it. Hefore we turn over our tasks to those who shall doubtless Hil our jdaces so much more worthily, we must acknowleili^'e tlu; debt of i>-ratitude we owe to various members of tlu^ (wer-heli)ful Faculty and of the school. M a y they realize that we truly appreciates the, suppoi-t they have given ns. A t a meeting;' of ' " T h e (h'imson and W h i t e " board, on .May 29, the following Avere elected to till the positions H O O U to be vacant: Assistant Editor Ararion Poole Assistant Literary Editor Anna Lemka I40 > THE CRIMSON AND WHITE Scliool E d i t o r Assistant Joke E d i t o r Assistant T3nsiness JManager Athletic Editor Carolyn W h i t e Josephine H o y t Ansley W i l c o x Kayniond Fite r J()se])h Sweeney A d v e r t i s i n g Agents < . C u l v e r Spei'ry ( liayniond C a r r W e wish to sincerely congratulate these new ineinhers on their appointments, and we also wish, esjiecially, for a greatei- pros])erity and success for " Tlie Crimson and W h i t e " in the coming year than the ])a])er has ever enjoyed, i t will be the old, old story, howe v e r ; the ])ros])erity of yonr school ])id)lication will rest on the steady support of the entire school, not mei-ely on the work of the staff. I t gives us great pleasure to aunounce that the winner of the ]n'ize for the best story in the April issue of " The Crimson and AVIiite " is Caroline Li])es. T h e story was entitled " .Millie's Adventures." ALUMNI NOTES. Miss A d e l e LeCom])te, '08, who is teaching at Medina, N e w Y o r k , will enter the Cornell Suunner School to take up a course in S])anish. W a r r e n C. Vosburgh, class of 1'.)!(), graduated from Union College w i t h third honoi' and was elected into the S i g m a X i Honor Fraternity. A l w y n George, of the class of 1!)1.'5, has entered the A l b a n y Commercial School. K a t h e r i n e Goldring, '10, graduates from Wellesh^y this s])ring. A l i c e Griffin, 'KJ, who moved to New Vork, visited A l b a n y in Juno. 'I\ray T.eComi)te, was a guest of AKE Fratei'uity House at Cornell, at a ,Tune house ])arty. G r a c e ' M . Becker, has an (>xcell('ut ])nsition in the H i g h School in H a n n i b a l , a nourishing town in Western New \'oi'k. P l a n s are under way to have a reunion of the class of l O l o as large as ])ossible on our school ]iicuic to Kingston Point. SCHOOL NOTES. H e r o it is J u n e a g a i n ! Anotliei' year has llown (piickly by, and w i t h the end comes ])arting, as always, but this year it is somewhat worse than usual, because there ai'e such a lot of Seniors. For f o u r I • THE CRIMSON AND W H I T E 145 years they have been seeking- the path to knowledge in this school, and now they stand njjon the threshold of a iieAV life. j\Iay it he as happy as their High School days! A few weeks ago the Freshmen had a little ]>arty all their own, held in Room 302, at third period. On that day the tirst-years all came to school dressed in their best and looking very excited. We weren't invited, bnt we hear that they had a vei-y nice time. The program rendered consisted of ])iano and v<K'al solos, and I'eadings and recitations, every mend)er of the Freshman class ])articipatiiig in the exercises. A short time ago Prof. Sayles made some interesting announcements to the Senior class. Eleanor Dnnn has the honor of being valedictorian, Marion JMcDowell salntatorian, whiU> Fi-ances Vosbnrgh, Dorothy Ilinies and INLargnerite Clark are the next highest. Congratnlations, girls! (Where are the boys?) We were very mnch ])leased to hear the ontcome of the Phili]) Livingston Cha])ter Prize Essay contest. Again Normal has come ont with flying colors, bnt this time she almost obliterated the other schools. We took every ])rize and all the honorable mentions! 'Idie winners were Elmetta Van. Deloo Ist, Marguerite Clark 2(1 and Eleanor Dunn. 8d, all of the Senior class, while two -Tuniors, Marion White and Caroline Li])es, received honorable mention. Well done, AVe had a grand party on May 20th, when the College celebrated j\roving H]) Day. School was C1OS(M1 for two ])ei'io(ls and wo all went ont on the campus, watched the (\)llege " move up," and devoui-ed ice-cream cones to onr heart's content. S(>veral of us forgot to come back for last ])erio(l and received our du(i rcwai'd llie next day. On Monday, May 2r)th, we accom])auie(l the (Allege over to the Auditorium, where we were favored with an address f)n " Scientific Tem])erance," accompanied by illusti-ating charts. We enjoyed ourselves immensely, and wished with all our hearts that it would last two ]ieriods. lint it didn't, aiul we were foi'ced to relui-n to the sceiu) ()f our labors after forty-live minutes' recreation. At a recent meeting of " T h e (^-imson and W h i t e " board, the following new mend)ers were elected to positions on the staff: Assistant Manager Ansley Wilcox Assistant Editor Marion Poole School Editor Cai-olyn White Athletic Editor Paymond Fite r -Tosejdi Sweeney Advertising Agents < Culver S])erry ( Paymond Carr I40 > THE CRIMSON A N D WHITE Assistant Literary Editor Anna Lemka Assistant Joko Editor Josephine l l o y t We wish to congTatnUite these new nienibers, and tho]io that they may make onr " Crimson and White " a hi^^ger and better paper than ever before. On Thursday, Jnne 4th, the annual prize speakinp; contest was held in the anditoriiim, for the award of the Robert C. Prnyn medal. Those who entered the contest were Katherine Pollock, Enretta Avery, Marion Smith, Helen Hare, Edmnnd O'Connor, Raymond Carr, John Rntler and frose])h Sweeney. All the selections were excellently rendered. We were also favored with vocal solos by Marion H. Packer and Marion E. Rosa and a piano solo by Dorothy M. Rnssell. The judges awarded the prize for declamation to Joseph W. Sweeney, with honorable mention to Raymond C a r r ; for recitation to Enretta ]\I. Avery, with honorable mention to Marion Smith. On Saturday, June 20th, the school will enjoy its annual ])icnic to Kingston Point on the Hudson River D a y Line. All are anticipating a glorious time, by reason of past exi)erience. Z E T A SIGMA. Another June has come and along with it Ihe close of a truly successful year in. Signia's history. We have now forty-three active members, all of whom ar(^ striving for the im]>rovenient of the society, while at the same time they are gaining much themselves. Our meetings still continue to be as helj)ful as over before. On the 9th of June we enjoyed our last Alpha loia. Phi, which was remarkably well written by our ,Junior Kditor, Helen Cook. AVe aro very glad to welc(jme (Carolyn White, '1(5, back to our midst after her serious illness. Among our alumnae of '10 we tind Rachel Gi-iswold, Edna Moat, Jessie Luck, and Leslie Wheeler, who are to be graduated from the State Teachers' (College this June. On the evening of the 2-'5(l of May, Sigma gave her annnal reception to the membei's of the Senior class at (Jraduates Hall. The affair was in charge of the rluniors. I • THE CRIMSON A N D WHITE 147 T h e election of officers for the coming' term was hehl 011 the 28th of ]\:Iay. A s a result the following girls were chosen: President Caroline Lipes. Vice-President Carolyn White. Tvecording Secretary Helen Cook. Corresponding Secretary Afildred George. Treasnrer Frances Myers. Critic ]\Iary Bine. Senior E d i t o r Bernice Covey. Jnnior Editor Minnie Conghtry. Pianist Esther Cramer. ^Marshal May Ilntchins. IMistress of Ceremonies Enretta A v e r y . T o these girls we leave the responsibility and i)leasnre of performing the dnties of their offices. K n o w i n g them well and also their ability we have no f e a r for S i g m a ' s fntnre. E d i t h Wallace, '18, has been elected re])orter of the College Clnb. T h e new literary editor of the Echo, the college pnblication, is also one of onr mend)ers, Geraldine Mnrray, ' 1 1 . A s the Seniors gradnate the society lose nine excellent girls who have done their very best for S i g m a . '^riiose girls look forward to becoming niend)ers of the Alnmna> Association with p r i d e ; bnt it is with regret that they give n]) their active mend)ership in the society. T o all the stndents and factiilty we extend a hearty wish f o r a pleasant vacation. QUINTILIAN LITERARY SOCIETY. Jnno has come at last and with it the close of another year of helpfnl com])anionshi]) and work in " (^iiin." May the snmmer months bo so tilled with good times that we shall have many ha])py reminiscences to exchange when we come together again in Sei)tend)er. " ( } n i n " girls have been c a r r y i n g otl" their shai'e of the honoi's as nsual. In. the election for Senior Class Day officers C l a r a Holder was ch'^sen class ])rophet; among those appointed for next year's ' ' C r i n i ; o n and W h i t e " board are Marion Poole, assistant editor, and Josephine H o y t , assistant joke editor; and in the essay contest I40 > THE CRIMSON AND WHITE >'iven recently by the Pliilip Liviiigstoii Chapter the three prizes offered were won l)y Eliiietta Deloo, ]\Iarg'neritc Clark, and Eleanor D u n n — all " (^liii " p r l s . The followinp; is the result of the election held on the 28th of May. With these officers to take their jdaces at the hchii we may look hopefully forward to the next school year: President Margaret Shirtz. Vice-President Maruaret Lovett. Secretary Marion Poole. Treasurer Marie Tlhinvelt. Senior Editor Phyllis Clark. Junior E]ditor Josephine IFoyt. Critic Tsahel Johnston. i\Iistress of Ceremonies Kathleen TFayes. IMarshal l^eggy Ward. & ADELPHOI. A t last we see vacation in sii>-ht. W e have ended a ])ros]')erous year. M a n y new mcnd)ers have join(Ml, hel])in<>' to fill out the I'anks. Kobert J\rinklcr, an alumnus, was present at a. late meeting- and addressed the members. On the evening of INfay 20 the society and the alumni enjoyed a theatre party, and afterwards a dinner at Keeler's. Ask any of the fellows if we had a good time. W^e are now ])re])aring f o r the annual snmmer excursion to be held late in June. At the last election of oflicers the following were chosen : President Edward INFcDowell. Vice-President Alfred Walley. Secretary Robert Watt. Treasnrer Chester Long, Jr. Cha]dain Chester IFochstrasser. Sergeant-at-Arms Donald Miller. AFaster of Ceremonies P)arton Pelyea. W e hope that the mend)ei's of the school and the faculty Avill have a splendid snmuicr vacation. I•THE CRIMSON AND WHITE 149 fNl 1 T H E T A NU. Theta X i i is aLoiit to close a most siicccssfiil year both in the literary and social field. The nienihers were very sorry to lose their ])rcsideiit^ ITrciiihart Wilcox, who was ohiiii'ed to leave school, n i s place was iiiiniediately tilled hy Ray Fite, the vice-])resident. The society is ])laniiiiii>' its annual ride at the close of the school year. Althoui>'h we will lose several iiieinhers at li'radiiation, we are looking forward f o r a most successful term next year. A t the close of the school yeai- we would like to nuike a f e w general comments ou our exchauges. As a rule, they are already so well edited that there is little luaterial open to criticisui. IFowever, there are a few i)ai)ers which come out month after month with little or no imi)r()vements. ( X o uames mentioned.) 'I'hese are the very ones who most need adx'ancement, and if there is none we will name them next year. T^etter watch out! THANK YOU. For April and May we have received the following exchanges: 77/e Magpie (Waterhury, (N)nn.), VV/c! X-Ray (Andei'son, Tnd.), The Academe (All)any, X . V . ) , The Jliad ('Troy, Y . ) , The I40 > THE CRIMSON AND WHITE Scarab (Clevelaiul, O h i o ) , The rculugiau (I^)rt Chester, N". Y . ) , The Acropolis (iXewark, N. J . ) , The Oramjc and Blach ( F a l l City, ^s^ob.), The Litcrarij Novice (Newark, N. J . ) , The Echoes ( F o r t Leo, lY. J . ) , The SI. HenecUcTs Coller/e Quarterly (iNTewark, lY. J . ) , The Oracle (Jacksonville, Fhi.), The uAcadeuiiaih (Caiiaiulaii-'iia, K Y.). The Mafipie ( Waterhiirv, Conn.), i^n extraordinarily neat ])aper. Tn theii' school thoy have been liavini^' a ])rizo contest and as a resnlt have an nnnsnally lariL>-e niiniher of ^i!,-ood stories and poems. The cnts are comparatively few, ])iit Ihe one which heads the " School Xotes " colnmn is es])ecially artistic. A page or two of jokes wonld probably be very welcome to the reader's. There is a very interesting' though rather nnnsnal featnre in The Oracle. TTnder the " Alnmni " colnmn is a d(!Scri|)tion of some of the travels of a former " 1 ) . 11. S . " stndent. After reading that, wo feel as if we ourselves had been visiting JManila and Shanghai. N o cnts appear in The Peninffian ( P o r t (*hester, iV. Y . ) , but the picture of the girls' team is unusually clear. The jokes arc good. The story, " The Water Cure," in the Faster number of The Scarab (Cleveland, O h i o ) , is very well written. The order — ? "Directly after the l.iterary I)e])artment come one Society jSTote and one School Note. Following the lone Editorial is an vVthletic Note. At the end of Ihe " Athletic Notes " is a notice to the school concerning contributions. i n the Exchange Department, a joke, the " M i n o r , " and the criticisms are scattered about promiscuously. Then — b u t we won't go any farther for there are more Athletic Notes and Jokes sadly mixed. T H E Y SAY OF US: The stories are very good. (The Oraufje and lifacl-.) W e Hud in your i)ap('r an extraordinary exchange list. It must ])rove quite a novelty to read papers that have come from such distances. (The i'eningian.) I•THE CRIMSON AND WHITE 151 S t N S ^ AND HUMOR S — f o r the studies we've toiled at full loiip,'. E—education, not Loiiglit for a song. N — f o r the nuniher of ])ranks we have played, I — f o r the industry by which we've re])aid, ()—o])portnnities now at onr dooi-, l i — f o r remembrance of Normal e'ermore, S—sorrow at leaving' her aftei* veai's four. We certainly believe that the saying " Ignorance is b l i s s " ap])lies to onr Seniors. rliist look how happy they are! We heard that Miss Vosbnrgh was to sing the Class Song at Class Day exercises, but at reheai'sal she arose aiul substituted the following I cad dot sig a sog to-dight; I c<udd dot sig if I should try, J'easod, you'd scai'ce deed be told, Is becaust^ I've got too bad a cold. Edith Picken — " T think all H U M I are llirts." John B u t l e r — ^ " O h , you shouldn'l say that." Edith — " W e l l , ])erhaps you'r(> not, but it seems to me all the wise ones are." I40 > THE CRIMSON AND WHITE " We're in a picklo," said a man in a crowd. " A regular j a m , " said another. " Heaven preserve ns! " exclaimed the old ladj. — Ex. Chester Long -— " Can a person be pnnished for something he has not done, Miss Herbert ? " j\Iiss Herbert — " What nonsense! AVhy, of course not! " Chester Long — " Very well, I haven't done ni_y Ancient History for to-day." Miss Lnck -—^"Give principal i:)arts of the verb to fail, Miss Dunn." Eleanor — " Flnnko, tlnnkere, faculty, fire 'em." One day in English class there arose a discussion as to how the word " apt " was used in reference to persons, and the following sentence was given: " You. are a])t." Miss O'liryan (addressing Mr. I^ratt with decision): " B u t , I don't see how ' a])t' can ap])ly to you, Mr. I^ratt." Mr. Pratt: " I'm glad you luive sucli a fine o])inion of me." T used to think I knew I knew, But now T must confess. The more T know T know T know I know I know the less. Quid- as a Flash. " T say, Beginald, I've forgotten my card case." " Nevali mind, deah boy, I'll lend you some of mine." " B u t — ah — the name would be different, douche know." " So they would ! What a head you have, A l g y ! " Elmetta — " Rome ])eople s])ell ])arlour, P-A-B-L-O-R." Glibert — " Yes, but T like it better with IT in it." Mary had a little goat, Its horns grew longer yearly, And just because it was all butt. She always cnlled it " lYearly." EDUCATION for EFFICIENCY PAYS Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute % SCHOOL of W ALBANY BUSINESS COLLEGE CIVIL, MECHANICAL, ELECTRICAL and CHEMICAL ENGINEERING, and GENERAL SCIENCE Send for a Catalogue. TROY, N.Y. 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Both Phones Please mention " The Crimson and JVIiite.' 154 t h e CRIiAISON AND WHITE Lillian Magiltoii seeing " n o t transferable" on some tickets which she had, asked what it meant. Eloise Lansing (brilliantly) — " It means that no one is admitted unless he comes himself." Found on a S E N I 0 II paper. " Abe Lincoln was born in a log cabin which he hel])ed his father bnild." He — " How old is that l a m p ? " She — " About three years old." H e — " Turn it down; it is too yonng to smoke." ]\rcEntee — " What's that fellow yelling at? " Scott — " He's yelling at the top of his voice." l\riss Clement — " AYliere is yonr note book ? " Clara Holder — " ATv head is my note book," Afiss C. — " That is a blank book." l\rr. C o v e y — " ]\rr. Smith, I've got a splinter in my hand." l\lr. S. — " What have yon been doing, scratching yonr head ? " Live ])nre, s])eak trne, right wrong, follow the K i n g — Klse, whor(ifore born? — Alfred Tennyfion. Whatever the weather may be, says he, AVhatever the weather may be — 'Tis the songs ye sing and the smiles ye Avear '^riiat's a inakin' the snn shine evei'ywhere. — Jiiley. ISTo man over touched another man's honor; all honor's wounds are self-inflicted, —• A ndrew Carnecile. One good mother is worth a hundred I/erherli schoolmastei-s, — George Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stund)liug block or an occasion to fall iii his brother's wav, — SI. Paul. 'No nuin has done his duty until he has done his best. ^iVe are ready to skow you the complete Summer Line of ED. V . P R I C E H. W. BALDWIN High Class Shoes CO. FOR Made to order clotkes, $15 to $ 4 0 M e n , W o m e n and Children 1. Millar 3 4 and 3 6 M A I D E N 29 N o r t h Pearl Street 41 M a i d e n L a n e LANE "Hatters and Haberdashers to Men" 543 Broadway Next block south of Union Station Albany, N. Y. 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