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VOL.
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JUNE,
LITERARY
Mijtt^
No. 5
1914.
DEPARTMENT
T H E V O Y A G E O F T H E C L A S S O F 1914.
F o u r years ago, oli" put our good slii]) F a t e ,
ITl)on the ever flowing sen. of knowledge.
F o u r y e a r s , — the time recpiii-ed to cross this vast estate
W i t h aid of steady aim, hard woi-k, and eonrage.
Sometimes Ave anchored at a foreign ])ort,
Upon a rngged coast so dark and d r e a r ;
Sometimes wo sailed along to n resort
Where J o y and Sunshine ])layed with Mirth and C^heei'.
A l t h o u g h the wild waves dashed and seas were high.
Or the kingdom uj) above had h)st its blue.
Qui- loyal Ca])tain was forevei- nigh.
Assisted by the mend)ers of oui' gallant crew.
When down the stream of T i m e we set our sail,
Altlumgh our shi]) against the rocks was cleaving,
O u r Star of llo])o looked (h)wn and said, " We shall not f a i l ! "
A l m a j\Iatei"!
Y o u r sweet memories set us g r i e v i n g !
EDIT JI P i c k k n ,
'14.
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H I S T O R Y O F T H E C L A S S O F 1914.
'I'hey say that there is iiothinsi,' new under the sun. P e r h a p s they
are correct in making snch a statement, bnt we think that we have
something at least very much out of the ordinary here to-night —
that is, our Class of 1 9 1 4 .
W e were an unusual class to begin with, because we were so
large.
D o not infer from this, that the individuals were Jarge —
indeed they were not — but there were so many small bits of
Freshies, that taken together, they constituted quite a large infant
class — the largest tliat had been known to this school foi* some time
previous.
Even the Faculty recognized our su])erior qualities, for
before long, they transferred some of us to the Senior study-hall,
there to S])end the rest of the y(Mir. T h e y said it was because there
wasn't room for all of us in the hall usually allotted to Ereshmen,
but we knew it was because they wanted the Seniors to have the
benefit of our close conqianionshi]).
T h a t first year we Irad a very good time, but we were green, as all
Fi'eshmen are, and for that reason, we had a ]iarty on St. Patrick's
D a y , of which we, and the Faculty also, still retain pleasant memories. W e d u t i f u l l y sui)])orted the
Crimson and AVhite " (that's the
school ])aper') and always donated liberally to every school cause, as
all good Ercshmen should.
In the duo course of time we moved across the hall and undertook
the Aveighty responsibility of being So])homores.
W o felt awfully
big, then, even bigger than Ave do now, but Ave really didn't have as
much f u n as we had had first year. Y o u see, Ave AA^ere no longer
Freshmen, to bo teased and ])etted by the Seniors, and not y e t
Juniors, to share in the fun. It was similar to the case of the suffragette, Avho is described as being " no longer a wonuin, and not
yet a m a n . "
P u t the next year Ave had lost several of our members, but our
class Avas still large. Wo had grown, to know each other A v e l l , U O A V ,
and Ave showed it when Ave made our choice of class officers. I n the
middle of the Avinter we gave a wonderful rece])tion to the Seniors
which Avc eujoyed immensely.
O f course they did likewise.
We
had by this tini(> discovei'cd that Prof. Sayles is not such an ogre,
as ho himself is sometimes Avont to ])reten(l, and that the F a c u l t y
really " do have a heart."
So we frecpiently took the liberty of
seci-etly devouring our lunches l)ehind our desk covers d u r i n g lia^fhour study ])erio(l, and were continually atteni])ting to ]U'olong our
recess by several minutes, the result of which was that AVC suddenly
develo))C(l such a. love foi- school that we couldn't go homo until an
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hour later tliaii nsnal. Our first two years had been years of toil,
mostly, and onr report eards boi'o record of the fact. But when we
became Juniors, we discovered that we were tired of always seeing
just A ' s every ten weeks, and so we speedily began to remedy that
defect and to obtain a greater variety of marks.
I remember one
incident which may illustrate how energetic we were that y e a r :
One (lay Prof. Sayles, on coming into study hall, was surprised
to find Chester Elanvelt leaning u]) against the wall, although there
were several vacant seats. " W h y don't you sit down, IMr. Blau\ ' e l t ? " inquired the ]u-ofessor sternly. " W e l l , sir," replied " I k e , "
" T would, but its too much trouble to get u]) again."
The Seniors liked to say that we were " nothing but Juniors " and
they didn't mind us, but they were forced to change their minds
when we beat them out of two ]>rizes that year. The Pi-uyn medal,
for ])ublic speaking, was ca])tured by Nelson Covey, while " P o l l y "
ran off with the Buchanan medal for the best English essay.
So
you see, we could both talk and write well.
And then, in the natural course of events, we became Seniors.
That name in itself im])lies dignity, but, although we have done our
best to im])ress the underclassmen with a due sense of our superiority
and preeminence, in s])ite of all our eflFoi'ts at austerity, we seemed
to have succeeded in inspiring them, not to awe and reverence, but
to love instead.
This, our last year at dear old Normal — at least we ho]ie it is
our last — has been, the fullest, brightest, and ha]ipiest of all. W e
have worked, it is true, but we have toiled with a more steadfast,
unchanging ])ur]iose than ever before, and we feel confident that
our labor shall not have been in vain. I do not mean to imply, however, that it has been all work, for surely it has not been so. E a r l y
in the winter the Junior class gave us a lovely reception, which we
all enjoyed, and then, we thought we would have a ])arty just for
ourselves, and so we did. AYhich one of us can forget that happy
afternoon, in connection with Avhich we shall always remend)er P r o f .
Sayles who, as always, hel]XHl us to have a good time.
To-morrow
we expect to participate for the last time, as Normal students, in
the annual school picnic, an event ever to be hailed with joy and
great expectation by all Normalites.
ITp to this time we had been woi'king and waiting for an opportunity to come when we might show our friends what a remarkable
clnss we really are. This year our hopes have been realized. TN
the early part of the year we had the distinction of sharing in the
rewards offered by the N . Y . S. Historical Association.
Conijietition was open to all schools in the State, five ])rizes were offered.
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and tlie Class of ' 1 4 feels justifiably prond in saying that it won
two in-izes and an honorable mention.
jSTot satisfied with taking
State prizes alone, we immediately set to work to capture some of
those offered to A l b a n y schools. P e r h a p s you have noticed that the
long suit of the Class of ' 1 4 is to accomplish whatever it attempts.
A n d we didn't f a i l this time, in the prize competition offered by the
A l b a n y T3aidving Association, f o r our essays took two prizes and all
honorable mentions. Those who brought us this honor were K a t h arine Pollock, who took first prize, and Eleanor D u n n , second, wdiile
I n a Speed, Frances V o s b u r g and H e l e n P a g e received honorable
mention.
N o r did we stop here. A greater honor was still to be w^on. W h e n
the next essays were announced w e thought M'e would surprise the
other schools and bring glory to Old Normal, so we just walked off
w i t h all the prizes offered by the Sons of the llevolution. T h e proud
winners this time were E l m e t t a V a n Deloo, Marguerite C l a r k and
Eleanor D u n n . N o t to make any hard feelings, we let the J u n i o r s
liave the honorable mentions. W e ho])e that they w i l l profit by our
good example, and next year do as well as we have done.
W e don't like to brag, but you can see for yourselves how much
the F a c u l t y hates to see us leave, as even they realize that we have
(levelo]ied into the glorious class which we ]>a(le f a i r to become, when
we entered this institution. W e have finished our course, we have
vlouo our best, and there remains but one more event to be added to
those already recoi'ded, and that is the most im])()rtant of all — our
Commencement.
On einne 22d we cx])ect to be graduated from this
])est-loved school, and with that great event, will close the history of
an illnstrious class, onr class, the Class of 1 0 1 4 .
F.
MARION MCDOWELL,
'14.
T H E P R O P H E C Y O F T H E C L A S S O F 1914.
T have been snninioned liithei- by the earnest ])rayer of this illustrious ( l a s s of 1914. Met by the Vergil class during their wanderings in Tartarns, nn<ler the leadershi]) of the ])rophetess Johnsonia,
I was ])(M'sua(le(l to come here for the express ]uirpose of revealing
what is destined for each one.
Silence, I ])i"ay you. H i e gl(d)e has become clearer and I read
thei'ein the fntnre of the valedictorian of the class, Eleanor D u n n .
A f t e r years of arduous toil and unceasing study, the following degrees shall be hers: P . A., li. S., M . A., M. 's., S(i. D . , Pni. S.
.ind i)r()bably M. R. S.
She will win great renown because of her
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essay entitled, " The peck of ])ic'k]{'(l ])oi)per.s lluit J^eter
picked was a j)eck pickled by Petei- Piper's inollier."
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Pi])cr
Wow, in my globe, T behold the fair salutatorian, F. Marion McDowell. E a r l y in high-school life, she evinces an amazing interest
in poetry, especially in xMilton, who will be snccessfnl in holding that
interest.
Also, as she is musically gifted, she will become Padereweski's greatest rival, carrying a tifteen-lhonsand-dollar insnrance
on each finger. Snch a waste of money.
Ah, now, a sturdy foi-m conies into view.
Her early attempt at
composing matchless melody having met with much success Frances
Vosburgh will take this up as her life-work. Her songs of quenchless eloquence will become fauious tlu^ world ovei- and all over the
world shall go up the prayer: " G r a n t us peace, they might have
been worse."
What is this? A cat, a teapot and a ball of knitting!
I see a
rising sun and a row of lovers. Iler ways shall be of pleasantness
and peace and 1 am safe in predicting that ^Marguerite Clark will
be an old maid.
ISTow T behold the guide and counseler of our out-of-town friends,
Dorothy Ilinies. Throughout hei- college life, her messages shall be
" F n i o n forever! " A f t e r they are both graduated, it shall l)e union
forever.
There unfolds before me now a i)age from a book of " Famous
Sayings." T shall read a little from it. " Pm not a bit conceited.
AYhy, T don't think I'm half as clever as 1 really am." " When you
know that what you know is more than what anybody else knows,
know enough not to let anybody else know, es^iecially in American
History Classes."
That book will win great renown and place
Eugene Molitor anutng the world's great writers.
There is excitement in the air! i n my globe I can see that an
Olympic is being held. Here come the two that outstrij) all their
ojiponents, P a c e and Speed, a veiy fast team. Splended work, girls,
and never forget what the future expects of you.
That ])icture has
faded and another takes its ])lace. A long, low, grey honu-'stead on
the banks of the E r i e canal shall shelter one of your sweet-girl graduates.
Grace Keyes Avill become the proud mistress of " Aunt
Schuyler's " famous mansion.
There a]>pears now a revolving couple, populai' and world-famous.
Tt is the Long-Taylor team who will originate a graceful dance
called the "Shoulder-Pest Wliirl."
'IMiey will obtain the post of
dancing instructors at Xormal High School and i)ass their old age
in peace and quiet at Albany.
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And now I sec the stalwart form of a man standing on a platform and l e c t u r i n g with all the vigor of our friend Toddy Roosevelt. ' T i s John P)Utler, who has l)ec'Ouie a famous orator and whose
favorite speech is " What 1 would do if I could repeat my H i g h
School conrse."
A diploma and a piece of wood. Their meaning'^ The diploma
is the result of Lillian j\Lagilton's four years in college. The summer following her graduation Lilliau, to the astonishment of all,
will take a coui-se in forestry which is later ex])lained when she
assumes a life-interest in Wood, of a s])ecies known to High School
students.
A f a i r future lies before ('aroline Degen. She will establish a
chicken f a r m outside of the city limits. I wish to warn her never
to employ tall dark men. I'm sure we all know that there is a
strange affinity between a dark man and a chicken. I cannot see
clearly. There is a veil over the globe. Ships arc coming and going
and Grace Root's future is quite mixed up. The globe holds money,
the signs are friendly but, as the sparks lly upward, she is born to
trouble.
T foresee, now, that Edna Class will write a book entitled " A n
Aid to Vergil " embracing tifty ])()ssible meanings for words that
have only one coi-rect translation. In the years to come, her books
will bo signed E. Wood. The two greatest divines of the age appear
now, Edward IMcDowell and Albert Hoyt. Eroni early youth they
loved to talk and, years after High School days, they saw to it that
they could talk uninterru])te(lly for three or four hours once a week,
by becoming preachers.
I might mention that the gentlemen just
spoken, of will obtain churches in Albany in case anyone jn-esent
would like to hear a four-hour harangue.
A question-mark and an infornmtion bureau. Oh, yes, Robert
Watt is the missing link. As his name is naturally interrogative, he
will found a ISTational Information Bureau, sanctioned by the President with the consent of the Senate.
Another famous authoress!
This book shall win groat fame because of its laudatory character.
The writer will assume a leading position among the literary stars
of the country. Now T shall name both book and author. Deeds
of Daring, by Elmetta Van Deloo.
M a r y Eitchett will become a great musician, originating an algebraic scale, and will be famed for her extensive world tours. E m i l y
IMiller will acconi])any her, ])roving a fine comfortei-, when "Mary's
efforts are not ^irojiei-ly a])preciated. TCow I see half a dozen men
raid ISTormal's dainty lady-doll, Edith Picken. She must not marry
the first nor the second nor the third, but the fourth will be all right.
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H e will prove iiianagcal)lc. Luck will come to licr lliroug-h I'liiiiiiug'
water when the weather vane points west.
What is this arising now? A fa(3tory, and a woman is the owner.
Finding that her demand for hairpins exceeded the suiijdy, Lonrida
D a y was forced to hnihl this factory for herself alone. Chiss, there
is also an inventor in your midst. liessie O ' B r y a n , after years of
work, will invent a perpetnal excnse for tardiness. It will be so constrneted that the ei-asnre and snhstitntion of dates will not be n(>cessary. What a. blessing that will ])rove f(n- tardy scholars!
In the year 1922 the right of snffrage will be granted to women
in I^ew Y o r k State. Eloise Lansing, long identified Avith the etpial
suiTrage movement, will be nominated for Governor on the Ladies'
Division ticket of the Iie])nblican party, at the nc^xt election. She
will obtain the office, bnt finding ]\Inr])hy of Tammany Hall still on
the job, she will be forced to get rid of him as a political rival, by
marrying him. A s yon can easily imagine she is thenceforth the
boss. A s Governor, j\Iiss Lansing will create another office, namely,
the State Tnspectorshi]) of The Tango. To this position ^liss Rnth
Kinimey will be aiijjointed and F warn all tango dancers that, when
compared with rns])ector K i m m e y ' s continnal, vigilant ins])ecting,
the tronblesome interference of the Interstate Gommei-ce (\)mniission will seem bnt spasmodic attempts to be useless.
J^^ow in the years to come there will also be elected to the Presidency of the United States a woman.
As five of the Su])reme Court
judges Avill snccumb to shock u]>on seeing her, it will be necessary
to appoint five new judges. Tt gives me great ]')leasure to announce
to yon that owing to his very wise a])pearance, John Lynd will be
appointed Chief Justice. The following Associate Justices will also
be appointed: Joseph McEntee, because of his extraordinary reach
and grasp of any subject; Gordon Scott, because he will look so nice
in a flowing gown; ISTelson Covey, whose fistic ability will greatly
hasten a decision, and Chester Hochstrasser, because he would be
willing to do the work.
A dazzling vision gleams in the globe.
Dorothy nurton, the
greatest moving-picture actress of the age! Her realistic character
]iortrayals, splendid acting and unearthly beauty will win f(n' her
fame everlasting. At the age of eighty, still acting, having survived
five different husbands, she will decide to es])ouse an old school-mate.
Among our niunber we have a gentleman intensely interested in
H i g h School dramatics. Edmund O'Connoi- will be the founder of
hundreds of dramatic clubs the world over.
T behold a "Blessing that is not in disguise, Catherine Blessing.
Her fntnre is serene and earlv in l i f e will come wedded bliss. Her
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wedding rej)art will be rather pecMiliarly worded and in order that
none of ns shall miss it, T will foretell it now. " A f t e r the usnal
blessing, John Blessing- and Katherino Blessing, not related previous
to the ceremony, were entered into a blessed state of blessedness
forever by Pastor Blessing, who thei'eby pronounced two Blessings
one."
There ap])ears before me now a Salvation Army lass surrounded
by countless followers. ' T i s IJetty Lincoln, gentle and grave, whose
melodious tones will Avin the hearts of all hardened sinners. On the
next street corner I behold Helen Page, who has become a famous
lawyer and a great advocate of the abolition of Normal H i g h Schools
and the Boards of Kegonts. She is argning earnestly for her election as District Attornev.
Well, wonders will never cease! This is the strangest sight I have
ever seen. A man lying at ease in a chair cquip])ed with all sorts
of mechanical devices!
He ])resses a button and a piece of gum
slides forth on a small tray and is conveyed to his mouth. H e presses
another button and his jaws start moving. Then, after pressing a
third button, a sirring assists him to arise and propellers fastened to
his knees, push him along. Arriving near the open window of a
house, a fourth button is ]>ressed and a ])honogra])li is heard asking
the time. Somebody within rc])lies; the man is propelled back to
the chair, assisted to sit down and is then sung to sleep by a mechanical canary. Thus will Chester Blauvelt, the inventor and sole user
of this wonderful labor-saving device, spend his days resting from
those strenuons, tiring years of H i g h School life,
T see a flourishing hardware store and above it a fortune-telling
parlor. Presiding over the hardware store is Mr. Hoos, who deals
chiefly in the aticle suggested l)y his name and length. The fortuneteller above is Laura Hutchinson. Because of her ap])reciation of
the dark, mystic element which behmgs to our trade, and her low,
soft, monotonous tones, 1 fear she will become one of my most hated
rivals. T shall brew a potion and thus bo rid of her.
A shy, modest, retiring little fellow, whose favorite re]>ly is,
" T don't know," a])pears before mine eyes now. T shall not disclose his name because 1 fear the effect of such ])ublicity upon his
delicate nature. His future — is fair-blue-eyed, T think, and the
height of his and)ition about four foot ten.
As I can foresee no
further calamities in his life, 7 safely predict a peaceful, happy
existence.
Because of her passion for details, I foresee that Miss Johnson
will become a great Statistician and a noted authority on the science
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of the classification and arrangement of facts relating to the condition of a people or class regarding domestic economy, health,
longevity and so forth.
A s it is always best to cmicliide with something pleasant, though
some people say a conclnsion is always a thing to rejoice about, I
have l e f t the establishment of the IN'ational P a l a c e of M i r t h to the
last.
I predict the erection of that bnilding in the near f u t u r e and
as it w i l l be necessary to procure three joyous maidens to romp about
the entrance, I foresee em])loyment for K a t h e r i n e Pollock, H a r r i e t .
Gardiner and Grace Bender. T h e i r gracious smiles will be the first
to greet the visitor and the last to s])ecd him on his way.
A n d now I "have finished. T h e nuigic hour has ])asse(l and I must
bid you farewell.
I f aught in. my divination has (lis])lcased you,
forgive and forget. T h i n k of the yeai-s s])cnt together and what I
might have revealed to your regret.
CLARA
LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT
OF
N O R M A L HIGH SCHOOL, READ
J U N E 19th, 1914.
IN
THE
NAME
OF
GOD,
F.
lIoLm^R,
'14.
C L A S S O F 1914,
AND CENSORED
AMEN:
I , the Senior Class of 1 9 1 4 of the Normal H i g h School of the
C i t y of A l b a n y , State of N e w Y o r k , having reached the ])rimo age
of f o u r scholarshi]) years and being of sound and (iis])osing uiind,
memory and understanding and f u l l y cousidciriug the uncertainty
of life, do therefore nud<e, oi'dain, ])ublish and declare this to be m y
L A S T W I L L A N D T E S T A M E N T , in nuinner following, that is
to s a y :
I T E M F I H S T — A f t e r all my l a w f u l debts are paid and discharged, I give, devise and beciueath to uiy eldest h(Mr, flunioi', the
use of m y study hall and all that therein is, and also the [)rivilege
of being under the watchful eye of Miss Loeb at such times as it
becomes necessary for said heii- to i-egister, with the ex|)ress proviso
that said heir shall nuiintain at all tiuu'S a dignity and de])ortment
befitting the station of a Senior.
'^Fhis my Scsnior heir having
arrived at the age of scholarshi]) discretion, it shall not be deemed
unseendy conduct, notwithstanding the rigid dictuui of his godfather,
the faculty, to ascertain the time of day from his watch d u r i n g
class sessions, nor to sit occasionally in the hallways in the august
presence of college students, nor to express his opinion and asert
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liis rights in factional controA'ersies and class discussions. I f he be
discrete and carefully preserve his rights and privileges, he may some
time have the pleasure and satisfaction of transmitting by will to
the school postei'ity the educational and social benefactions herein
bequeathed.
I T E M S E C O N D — To my second issue, a girl named Sophmore, endowed with more than average intuition and native intellectual ability and withall being exceedingly willful and 'Somewhat
addicted to confusion in class and study hall; I give, devise and
bequeath the titl-e of her elder brother, that of Junior^ with all its
attendant prestige and privileges such as the pleasure of studying
Julius CECsar under the ca])able and efficient direction of Miss Clement, and Cicero under the ci'itical eye of Miss Johnson, together
with the amusing and instructive lecture courses given by Professor
Sayles in the absorl)ing subjects of Physical Geography and Intermediate Algebra. Although being beyond the age which requires
a guardian, I wish to warn her godfather, the faculty, to be constantly watchful to see that she adheres to the ])ath in which she is
su])posed to travel, as described and set forth in the catalogue issued
under the title of the High School 1 )e])artnient of State College for
'Teachers.
I T E M T i r i K I ) — I give, devise and bequeath to my son, named
Freshman, all right, title and interest in and to the grand opportunities afforded by the Noruuil High School for laying the foundation
of a good education iiu'luding the advantages of the study of Elementary Algebra and l>iology in the class I'ooms of Miss Cushing
and Miss Shafer, respectively, t(> have and to use the said opportunities and advantages until lie shall an-ive at the stage of senior
decorum.
And my said son, Ereshnuni, l)eiug an unruly urchin, I deem it
for the best interests of my estate, and also for the welfare of the
boy, that a guardian be appointed ; and I hereby nominate my
executor, hereinafter named, to be the guardian of my erring and
mischievous sou until he shall reach his seniority, with full ])ower
to ])roperly oirl) his conduct and dii-ect his actions, knowing that he
will unduly ex])loit any knowledge and ex])erience he may have
acquired however small oi- non-essential it may be.
I desire to remind uiy said guardian of the fact, that in the
locker-rooms there ai'e numerous push-buttons used to turn the lights
on and ofl" therein ; and that the hul has a strong tendency to amuse
himself by ojierating these ]uish-buttons at such times as he feels
himself secure from detection by the faculty. I further admonish
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my said guardian to keep a constant vigil upon tlie tricky activities
of his ward; and also to wield the rod with a ready hand, in a generous forceful manner, that lasting ini])ressions iiuiy thei'ehy result.
I T E M F O U E T I I — A l l the rest, residue and remainder of my
estate, including " The g y m , " auditorium^ lunch room, tunnel and
]'oof, I give, and bequeath to all my surviving student heirs to use
and enjoy collectively in such manner as their ingeuiiity may invent
subject to such restrictions as the faculty nuiy he able to impose and
enforce.
L A S T L Y , T hereby make, constitute aud a]^]ioiut my accouiplished
friend and confidential adviser Professor flohn AI. Sayles to be
executor of this my Last Will and Testament, hereby revoking all
former wills by me made.
m
W I T N E S S A V I I E R E O E , I have hereunto subscribed my
name and affixed my seal, the IDtli day of June, in the year one
thousand nine hundred and fourteen.
Witnesses,
N. II. S. Class of l O U ,
Charlotte Loeb,
L y Gilber IL Daring, (L. S.)
Louise W. Clement.
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The above instrnment was, at the date thereof, subscribed by
N . II. S. Class of 1914, the Testator named in the foregoing will,
in the presence of us and each of us, and at the time of making such
subscri])tion the above instrnment was declared by the said Testator
to be his last Will and Testament, and each of us, at the request of
said Testator and in his ])resence, and in the ])resence of each other,
signed our names as witnesses thereto, at the end of the Will.
Charlotte l.oeb, residing at Albany, iNT. Y .
Louise W. (^lenient, residing at Albany, N . Y .
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MEMORIAM.
Sweet classinatosj who'll wither
E're this year has tied,
We entered so cheerful,
W e go out well-nigh dead.
O sadly wo notice,
A s here wo do pause.
O u r smiles have departed —
A n d great is the cause;
O u r tones are sepulchi'al,
O u r looks f u l l of woe,
W h i l e our very bones creak
A s we walk to and fro.
^'^es, classuiates, who're withering
On each passing day,
AVe sigh f o r our lost youth —
Indeed well we may.
Sweet classuiates, who wither
I n dreauis of (les])air.
T o exams we are hasteuiiig,
A-teariiig our h a i r ;
O u r cheeks oucc^ so rosy,
Aj'o furrowed through toil.
O u r eyes have grown heavy
With much midnight oil.
H e r e fades the last uiouient
O f liigh school away.
H e r e dies every last hope
We've had till to-day.
Sweet classuuites, who wither
I^^i'e this year has tlowu,
We eut(ii'e(l all hloouiiug,
We're now skin aud hone.
GEIITRUNE
C.
VALENTINE,
'08.
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JUNE, 1914.
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The close of this scliool year also luoaiis to a iiiiiiibor of the statl"
the close of two years of soi-vice for " T h e Crinison and W h i t e "
and the school. Wo liave, it is true, faHcii shoi't of our aims, we
have been uiiabie to do imieh that we hojx'fully phiniied for the
paper, bnt we have worked sincerely and earnestly to the best of our
ability and, in. short, ha\'e d(»ne our best. We bei>'rudge not a nionient of the time and. labor spent:, however, for we have indeed
derived jdeasui'o and useful experience from it.
Hefore we turn
over our tasks to those who shall doubtless Hil our jdaces so much
more worthily, we must acknowleili^'e tlu; debt of i>-ratitude we owe
to various members of tlu^ (wer-heli)ful Faculty and of the school.
M a y they realize that we truly appreciates the, suppoi-t they have
given ns.
A t a meeting;' of ' " T h e (h'imson and W h i t e " board, on .May 29,
the following Avere elected to till the positions H O O U to be vacant:
Assistant Editor
Ararion Poole
Assistant Literary Editor
Anna Lemka
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Scliool E d i t o r
Assistant Joke E d i t o r
Assistant T3nsiness JManager
Athletic Editor
Carolyn W h i t e
Josephine H o y t
Ansley W i l c o x
Kayniond Fite
r J()se])h Sweeney
A d v e r t i s i n g Agents
< . C u l v e r Spei'ry
( liayniond C a r r
W e wish to sincerely congratulate these new ineinhers on their
appointments, and we also wish, esjiecially, for a greatei- pros])erity
and success for " Tlie Crimson and W h i t e " in the coming year
than the ])a])er has ever enjoyed, i t will be the old, old story, howe v e r ; the ])ros])erity of yonr school ])id)lication will rest on the
steady support of the entire school, not mei-ely on the work of the
staff.
I t gives us great pleasure to aunounce that the winner of the ]n'ize
for the best story in the April issue of " The Crimson and AVIiite "
is Caroline Li])es.
T h e story was entitled " .Millie's Adventures."
ALUMNI
NOTES.
Miss A d e l e LeCom])te, '08, who is teaching at Medina, N e w Y o r k ,
will enter the Cornell Suunner School to take up a course in S])anish.
W a r r e n C. Vosburgh, class of 1'.)!(), graduated from Union College w i t h third honoi' and was elected into the S i g m a X i Honor
Fraternity.
A l w y n George, of the class of 1!)1.'5, has entered the A l b a n y Commercial School.
K a t h e r i n e Goldring, '10, graduates from Wellesh^y this s])ring.
A l i c e Griffin, 'KJ, who moved to New Vork, visited A l b a n y in
Juno.
'I\ray T.eComi)te,
was a guest of AKE Fratei'uity House at
Cornell, at a ,Tune house ])arty.
G r a c e ' M . Becker,
has an (>xcell('ut ])nsition in the H i g h School
in H a n n i b a l , a nourishing town in Western New \'oi'k.
P l a n s are under way to have a reunion of the class of l O l o as
large as ])ossible on our school ]iicuic to Kingston Point.
SCHOOL
NOTES.
H e r o it is J u n e a g a i n ! Anotliei' year has llown (piickly by, and
w i t h the end comes ])arting, as always, but this year it is somewhat
worse than usual, because there ai'e such a lot of Seniors.
For f o u r
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years they have been seeking- the path to knowledge in this school,
and now they stand njjon the threshold of a iieAV life. j\Iay it he as
happy as their High School days!
A few weeks ago the Freshmen had a little ]>arty all their own,
held in Room 302, at third period. On that day the tirst-years all
came to school dressed in their best and looking very excited. We
weren't invited, bnt we hear that they had a vei-y nice time. The
program rendered consisted of ])iano and v<K'al solos, and I'eadings
and recitations, every mend)er of the Freshman class ])articipatiiig
in the exercises.
A short time ago Prof. Sayles made some interesting announcements to the Senior class. Eleanor Dnnn has the honor of being
valedictorian, Marion JMcDowell salntatorian, whiU> Fi-ances Vosbnrgh, Dorothy Ilinies and INLargnerite Clark are the next highest.
Congratnlations, girls! (Where are the boys?)
We were very mnch ])leased to hear the ontcome of the Phili])
Livingston Cha])ter Prize Essay contest. Again Normal has come
ont with flying colors, bnt this time she almost obliterated the other
schools. We took every ])rize and all the honorable mentions! 'Idie
winners were Elmetta Van. Deloo Ist, Marguerite Clark 2(1 and
Eleanor Dunn. 8d, all of the Senior class, while two -Tuniors, Marion
White and Caroline Li])es, received honorable mention. Well done,
AVe had a grand party on May 20th, when the College celebrated
j\roving H]) Day. School was C1OS(M1 for two ])ei'io(ls and wo all went
ont on the campus, watched the (\)llege " move up," and devoui-ed
ice-cream cones to onr heart's content. S(>veral of us forgot to come
back for last ])erio(l and received our du(i rcwai'd llie next day.
On Monday, May 2r)th, we accom])auie(l the (Allege over to the
Auditorium, where we were favored with an address f)n " Scientific
Tem])erance," accompanied by illusti-ating charts. We enjoyed ourselves immensely, and wished with all our hearts that it would last
two ]ieriods. lint it didn't, aiul we were foi'ced to relui-n to the sceiu)
()f our labors after forty-live minutes' recreation.
At a recent meeting of " T h e (^-imson and W h i t e " board, the
following new mend)ers were elected to positions on the staff:
Assistant Manager
Ansley Wilcox
Assistant Editor
Marion Poole
School Editor
Cai-olyn White
Athletic Editor
Paymond Fite
r -Tosejdi Sweeney
Advertising Agents
< Culver S])erry
( Paymond Carr
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Assistant Literary Editor
Anna Lemka
Assistant Joko Editor
Josephine l l o y t
We wish to congTatnUite these new nienibers, and tho]io that they
may make onr " Crimson and White " a hi^^ger and better paper
than ever before.
On Thursday, Jnne 4th, the annual prize speakinp; contest was
held in the anditoriiim, for the award of the Robert C. Prnyn medal.
Those who entered the contest were Katherine Pollock, Enretta
Avery, Marion Smith, Helen Hare, Edmnnd O'Connor, Raymond
Carr, John Rntler and frose])h Sweeney. All the selections were
excellently rendered. We were also favored with vocal solos by
Marion H. Packer and Marion E. Rosa and a piano solo by Dorothy
M. Rnssell.
The judges awarded the prize for declamation to
Joseph W. Sweeney, with honorable mention to Raymond C a r r ;
for recitation to Enretta ]\I. Avery, with honorable mention to
Marion Smith.
On Saturday, June 20th, the school will enjoy its annual ])icnic
to Kingston Point on the Hudson River D a y Line. All are anticipating a glorious time, by reason of past exi)erience.
Z E T A SIGMA.
Another June has come and along with it Ihe close of a truly successful year in. Signia's history. We have now forty-three active
members, all of whom ar(^ striving for the im]>rovenient of the
society, while at the same time they are gaining much themselves.
Our meetings still continue to be as helj)ful as over before. On the
9th of June we enjoyed our last Alpha loia. Phi, which was remarkably well written by our ,Junior Kditor, Helen Cook.
AVe aro very glad to welc(jme (Carolyn White, '1(5, back to our
midst after her serious illness.
Among our alumnae of '10 we tind Rachel Gi-iswold, Edna Moat,
Jessie Luck, and Leslie Wheeler, who are to be graduated from the
State Teachers' (College this June.
On the evening of the 2-'5(l of May, Sigma gave her annnal reception to the membei's of the Senior class at (Jraduates Hall.
The
affair was in charge of the rluniors.
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T h e election of officers for the coming' term was hehl 011 the 28th
of ]\:Iay. A s a result the following girls were chosen:
President
Caroline Lipes.
Vice-President
Carolyn White.
Tvecording Secretary
Helen Cook.
Corresponding Secretary
Afildred George.
Treasnrer
Frances Myers.
Critic
]\Iary Bine.
Senior E d i t o r
Bernice Covey.
Jnnior Editor
Minnie Conghtry.
Pianist
Esther Cramer.
^Marshal
May Ilntchins.
IMistress of Ceremonies
Enretta A v e r y .
T o these girls we leave the responsibility and i)leasnre of performing the dnties of their offices.
K n o w i n g them well and also their
ability we have no f e a r for S i g m a ' s fntnre.
E d i t h Wallace, '18, has been elected re])orter of the College Clnb.
T h e new literary editor of the Echo, the college pnblication, is
also one of onr mend)ers, Geraldine Mnrray, ' 1 1 .
A s the Seniors gradnate the society lose nine excellent girls who
have done their very best for S i g m a .
'^riiose girls look forward to
becoming niend)ers of the Alnmna> Association with p r i d e ; bnt it is
with regret that they give n]) their active mend)ership in the society.
T o all the stndents and factiilty we extend a hearty wish f o r a
pleasant vacation.
QUINTILIAN LITERARY
SOCIETY.
Jnno has come at last and with it the close of another year of
helpfnl com])anionshi]) and work in " (^iiin."
May the snmmer
months bo so tilled with good times that we shall have many ha])py
reminiscences to exchange when we come together again in Sei)tend)er.
" ( } n i n " girls have been c a r r y i n g otl" their shai'e of the honoi's as
nsual.
In. the election for Senior Class Day officers C l a r a Holder
was ch'^sen class ])rophet; among those appointed for next year's
' ' C r i n i ; o n and W h i t e " board are Marion Poole, assistant editor,
and Josephine H o y t , assistant joke editor; and in the essay contest
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>'iven recently by the Pliilip Liviiigstoii Chapter the three prizes
offered were won l)y Eliiietta
Deloo, ]\Iarg'neritc Clark, and
Eleanor D u n n — all " (^liii " p r l s .
The followinp; is the result of the election held on the 28th of
May.
With these officers to take their jdaces at the hchii we may
look hopefully forward to the next school year:
President
Margaret Shirtz.
Vice-President
Maruaret Lovett.
Secretary
Marion Poole.
Treasurer
Marie Tlhinvelt.
Senior Editor
Phyllis Clark.
Junior E]ditor
Josephine IFoyt.
Critic
Tsahel Johnston.
i\Iistress of Ceremonies
Kathleen TFayes.
IMarshal
l^eggy Ward.
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ADELPHOI.
A t last we see vacation in sii>-ht.
W e have ended a ])ros]')erous
year.
M a n y new mcnd)ers have join(Ml, hel])in<>' to fill out the I'anks.
Kobert J\rinklcr, an alumnus, was present at a. late meeting- and
addressed the members.
On the evening of INfay 20 the society and the alumni enjoyed a
theatre party, and afterwards a dinner at Keeler's.
Ask any of
the fellows if we had a good time.
W^e are now ])re])aring f o r the annual snmmer excursion to be
held late in June.
At the last election of oflicers the following were chosen :
President
Edward INFcDowell.
Vice-President
Alfred Walley.
Secretary
Robert Watt.
Treasnrer
Chester Long, Jr.
Cha]dain
Chester IFochstrasser.
Sergeant-at-Arms
Donald Miller.
AFaster of Ceremonies
P)arton Pelyea.
W e hope that the mend)ei's of the school and the faculty Avill have
a splendid snmuicr vacation.
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T H E T A NU.
Theta X i i is aLoiit to close a most siicccssfiil year both in the
literary and social field.
The nienihers were very sorry to lose
their ])rcsideiit^ ITrciiihart Wilcox, who was ohiiii'ed to leave school,
n i s place was iiiiniediately tilled hy Ray Fite, the vice-])resident.
The society is ])laniiiiii>' its annual ride at the close of the school
year.
Althoui>'h we will lose several iiieinhers at li'radiiation, we are
looking forward f o r a most successful term next year.
A t the close of the school yeai- we would like to nuike a f e w
general comments ou our exchauges.
As a rule, they are already
so well edited that there is little luaterial open to criticisui.
IFowever, there are a few i)ai)ers which come out month after month
with little or no imi)r()vements.
( X o uames mentioned.)
'I'hese
are the very ones who most need adx'ancement, and if there is none
we will name them next year.
T^etter watch out!
THANK
YOU.
For April and May we have received the following exchanges:
77/e Magpie (Waterhury, (N)nn.), VV/c! X-Ray
(Andei'son, Tnd.),
The Academe
(All)any, X . V . ) , The Jliad ('Troy,
Y . ) , The
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Scarab (Clevelaiul, O h i o ) , The rculugiau
(I^)rt Chester, N". Y . ) ,
The Acropolis (iXewark, N. J . ) , The Oramjc and Blach ( F a l l City,
^s^ob.), The Litcrarij Novice (Newark, N. J . ) , The Echoes ( F o r t
Leo, lY. J . ) , The SI. HenecUcTs Coller/e Quarterly (iNTewark, lY. J . ) ,
The Oracle (Jacksonville, Fhi.), The uAcadeuiiaih (Caiiaiulaii-'iia,
K Y.).
The Mafipie ( Waterhiirv, Conn.),
i^n extraordinarily neat ])aper.
Tn theii' school thoy have been liavini^' a ])rizo contest and as a resnlt
have an nnnsnally lariL>-e niiniher of ^i!,-ood stories and poems.
The
cnts are comparatively few, ])iit Ihe one which heads the " School
Xotes " colnmn is es])ecially artistic.
A page or two of jokes wonld
probably be very welcome to the reader's.
There is a very interesting' though rather nnnsnal featnre in The
Oracle.
TTnder the " Alnmni " colnmn is a d(!Scri|)tion of some of
the travels of a former " 1 ) . 11. S . " stndent.
After reading that,
wo feel as if we ourselves had been visiting JManila and Shanghai.
N o cnts appear in The Peninffian ( P o r t (*hester, iV. Y . ) , but the
picture of the girls' team is unusually clear.
The jokes arc good.
The story, " The Water Cure," in the Faster number of The
Scarab (Cleveland, O h i o ) , is very well written.
The order — ?
"Directly after the l.iterary I)e])artment come one Society jSTote and
one School Note.
Following the lone Editorial is an vVthletic Note.
At the end of Ihe " Athletic Notes " is a notice to the school concerning contributions.
i n the Exchange Department, a joke, the
" M i n o r , " and the criticisms are scattered about promiscuously.
Then — b u t we won't go any farther for there are more Athletic
Notes and Jokes sadly mixed.
T H E Y SAY OF US:
The stories are very good.
(The
Oraufje and
lifacl-.)
W e Hud in your i)ap('r an extraordinary exchange list.
It must
])rove quite a novelty to read papers that have come from such distances.
(The
i'eningian.)
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S t N S ^
AND
HUMOR
S — f o r the studies we've toiled at full loiip,'.
E—education, not Loiiglit for a song.
N — f o r the nuniher of ])ranks we have played,
I — f o r the industry by which we've re])aid,
()—o])portnnities now at onr dooi-,
l i — f o r remembrance of Normal e'ermore,
S—sorrow at leaving' her aftei* veai's four.
We certainly believe that the saying " Ignorance is b l i s s " ap])lies
to onr Seniors.
rliist look how happy they are!
We heard that Miss Vosbnrgh was to sing the Class Song at Class
Day exercises, but at reheai'sal she arose aiul substituted the
following
I cad dot sig a sog to-dight;
I c<udd dot sig if I should try,
J'easod, you'd scai'ce deed be told,
Is becaust^ I've got too bad a cold.
Edith Picken — " T think all H U M I are llirts."
John B u t l e r — ^ " O h , you shouldn'l say that."
Edith — " W e l l , ])erhaps you'r(> not, but it seems to me all the
wise ones are."
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" We're in a picklo," said a man in a crowd.
" A regular j a m , " said another.
" Heaven preserve ns! " exclaimed the old ladj. — Ex.
Chester Long -— " Can a person be pnnished for something he has
not done, Miss Herbert ? "
j\Iiss Herbert — " What nonsense!
AVhy, of course not! "
Chester Long — " Very well, I haven't done ni_y Ancient History
for to-day."
Miss Lnck -—^"Give principal i:)arts of the verb to fail, Miss
Dunn."
Eleanor — " Flnnko, tlnnkere, faculty, fire 'em."
One day in English class there arose a discussion as to how the
word " apt " was used in reference to persons, and the following
sentence was given: " You. are a])t."
Miss O'liryan (addressing Mr. I^ratt with decision): " B u t , I
don't see how ' a])t' can ap])ly to you, Mr. I^ratt."
Mr. Pratt: " I'm glad you luive sucli a fine o])inion of me."
T used to think I knew I knew,
But now T must confess.
The more T know T know T know
I know I know the less.
Quid- as a Flash.
" T say, Beginald, I've forgotten my card case."
" Nevali mind, deah boy, I'll lend you some of mine."
" B u t — ah — the name would be different, douche know."
" So they would ! What a head you have, A l g y ! "
Elmetta — " Rome ])eople s])ell ])arlour, P-A-B-L-O-R."
Glibert — " Yes, but T like it better with IT in it."
Mary had a little goat,
Its horns grew longer yearly,
And just because it was all butt.
She always cnlled it " lYearly."
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ALBANY
BUSINESS
COLLEGE
CIVIL, MECHANICAL, ELECTRICAL and CHEMICAL
ENGINEERING, and GENERAL SCIENCE
Send for a Catalogue.
TROY, N.Y.
WILLIAM
Ambitious Young Men who want to
succeed and to accomplish the most of which
they are capable, will find our technical
training the means of increased efficiency
and consequent increased earning power.
llirtitrr
H.
LUCK
iFramrii
iFramrit Jjirtumi
Capable Young Women w h o desire a
means of livelihood and independence, should
take our courses as the first step to responsible positions as stenographers, bookeepers,
private secretaries and as employees of the
State and United States Government, under
the Civil Service Rules.
208 Washington Ave.
JUST
ABOVE
- Albany, N. Y.
LARK
ST.
George Wiley & Bro.
Short Courses for advanced pupils.
D E A L E R S IN A L L KINDS O F
Write for advice and Catalogue A to
CARNELL &
F R E S H and S A L T
HOIT
A N D POULTRY
Specialists in Business Education
83 North Pearl St.,
ALBANY, N. Y .
SPECIAL
MEAT
Telephone 544
RATES
TO
384 State St., Cor. Lark
STUDENTS
ALBANY ART UNION
PHOTOGRAPHS
48 North Pearl St.,
:
ARTISTIC
:
Albany, N.Y.
Both Phones
Please
mention " The Crimson
and JVIiite.'
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t h e CRIiAISON AND WHITE
Lillian Magiltoii seeing " n o t transferable" on some tickets which
she had, asked what it meant.
Eloise Lansing (brilliantly) — " It means that no one is admitted
unless he comes himself."
Found on a S E N I 0 II paper.
" Abe Lincoln was born in a log cabin which he hel])ed his father
bnild."
He — " How old is that l a m p ? "
She — " About three years old."
H e — " Turn it down; it is too yonng to smoke."
]\rcEntee — " What's that fellow yelling at? "
Scott — " He's yelling at the top of his voice."
l\riss Clement — " AYliere is yonr note book ? "
Clara Holder — " ATv head is my note book,"
Afiss C. — " That is a blank book."
l\rr. C o v e y — " ]\rr. Smith, I've got a splinter in my hand."
l\lr. S. — " What have yon been doing, scratching yonr head ? "
Live ])nre, s])eak trne, right wrong, follow the K i n g —
Klse, whor(ifore born? — Alfred Tennyfion.
Whatever the weather may be, says he,
AVhatever the weather may be —
'Tis the songs ye sing and the smiles ye Avear
'^riiat's a inakin' the snn shine evei'ywhere. — Jiiley.
ISTo man over touched another man's honor; all honor's wounds are
self-inflicted, —• A ndrew Carnecile.
One good mother is worth a hundred
I/erherli
schoolmastei-s, —
George
Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this
rather, that no man put a stund)liug block or an occasion to fall iii
his brother's wav, — SI. Paul.
'No nuin has done his duty until he has done his best.
^iVe are ready to skow you the complete
Summer Line of
ED. V . P R I C E
H. W. BALDWIN
High Class Shoes
CO.
FOR
Made to order clotkes, $15 to $ 4 0
M e n , W o m e n and Children
1.
Millar
3 4 and 3 6 M A I D E N
29 N o r t h Pearl Street
41 M a i d e n L a n e
LANE
"Hatters and Haberdashers to Men"
543 Broadway
Next block south of Union Station
Albany, N. Y.
The Best of Everything
Fine Family Trade a Specialty
ARTHUR BANFILL
293 Slate St., Cor. Dove St.,
Albany, N. Y.
Albany Icc Cream Co.
H. R. Phone Main 4725
Spend your recreation hour
JOHN FISCHER
Philadelphia Delicatessen Kitchen
H. R. P H O N E , W - n 7 9
239 Central Avenue
::
Please
at
SPIEDEL'S ICE CREAM
:
PARLOR
R.
ALBANY, N. Y.
mention
" The
203
CENTRAL
AVENUE
(Two Doors above Robin St.)
Crimson
and
White."
A. P. W . Toilet Paper
A light soft tissue of the finest quality, made from absolutely clean,
pure stock. U p o n receipt of $ 1 . 0 0 we will send (Express prepaid), to
any point in the United States O n e Year's supply (10,000 sheets), and
Nickel plated fixture. M o n e y refunded if not satisfactory.
A . P. W .
PAPER
CO.
3 7 Colonic Street, A L B A N Y ,
Phones, West 2036, West 1303-W
Honikel's Pharmacy
Harry F. Honikel, Ph. G., Prop.
Prescriptions our Specialty.
Patent Medicines
June
HELMES BROS.
159 CENTRAL AVENUE
4 Central Avenue
H o w many. Normal toys know wkere
to get a really good liair cut?
C. FREDENBURGH
Try a Brick of our Neapolitan Cream for
your Sunday Dinner
cut hair t y y o u r o w n directions
All Orders Promptly Delivered
2 1 1 Central A v e .
189 Lark St., A L B A N Y , N. Y.
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36 N. Pearl St., ALBANY, N. Y.
Unusual and Distinctive
Models in
Dresses, Wraps and Blouses
12 N . P E A R L
OTTO R. MENDE
<t
2 0 5 Central A v e n u e
Drug Store
Corner of
4th Door above Robin St.
1055
Lexington and Central A v e n u e s
W.
Please
STREET
Hunting^ s
The College Jeweler''
H . R. P H O N E , W E S T
H . R . West 1748J
Ficisbman's
R. C. Reynolds Co.
iFitnttHltgn^
ALBANY, N.Y.
Ice Cream and Confectionery
WEILER'S
Barber Shop
W e
Brides!
Come in and let's talk over the question
of Furniture for your new home. Perhaps
we can save you some needless expense.
Our experience is at your command.
at Cut Prices
Try J O H N
N. Y .
mention
" The
Crimson
and
JVIiite.'
BUTLER
Cbe 6rocer
75
BEAVER
STREET,
-
ALBANY,
N. Y.
Gloeckner The Florist
93 State Street, ALBANY, N. Y.
JOHN A. TAYLOR
Try Taylor's Q u e e n Carnival C o f f e e SOcts lb.
22 CENTRAL AVENUE
Telephone
K O D A K S and B R O W N I E
Cameras
Developing and Printing
F. E. COLWELL & CO.
495 BROADWAY,
Please mention " The Crimson and
A L B A N Y , N. Y.
JVIiite.'
'h.
S t e e & l Bros.
Albemy, New York
See Here Young Man
At the Steefel Store you'll find
a certain type of Clothes famous
among younger men for almost
one third of a century.
Possibly you'd never be satisfied
with anything else, if once you
saw Steefel Clothes.
see them here.
You can
Come in soon.
Established 1885