Friday, May 5, 1 9 6 ^ .
ALBANY S T U M N T PRESS
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ASPect on Sport$
by Don Opfdlwwtf
As the intercollegiate and intramural spring sports
seasons swing into the second half, we'd like to give
you an up-to-date account of what has happened so
far and of what we foresee in the future.
For the baseball team we predict a better second
half than the first. The diamondmen, 4-5 oh the
season so far, have won three out their last four and
seem to have finally gained momentum that they
lacked in the beginning of the season. Their hitting
has come around and are playing good ball in the
field besides getting some fine pitching, especially
from Gas Galka and Torn Egelston.
At the time of this writing, CoachBobBurlingame's
nine have eight games remaining. We feel that they
can take five of these games to wind up .500 for the
year, which is excellent for a team that has only one
senior and a handful of juniors.
There isn't enough that we can say about the tennis
squad. The netmen have won four of their first five,
all of which were away matches. Wednesday they
faced RPI in the first of four straight home contests
with the other three coming against Central Connecticut, Oneonta, and New Paltz, the last being and
8 p.m. contest under the lights on May 17. We feel
that in these and in the last match at FarleighDickinson, the netmen should certainly win at least
four of the five with a possible outside chance for a
sweep of a 11.
The linkers have not been playing up to their
abilities. In their first four matches, they have won
one, lost two, and tied one. Scores have not been up
to par, and two or three of the members are hardly
shooting as well as they should be. We admit that the
bad weather has hampered the team's practicing
somewhat, but now that this is an implausible excuse,
scores should be going down. We hope that this factor
in addition to a little harder work on the part of a
couple of others can produce a .500 season. It will
be interesting to watch the results.
AMIA softball has progressed smoothly through the
first half of the season. Except for rescheduled
rained out games, Commissioner Jim Wingate has
encountered no problems with regard to umpires,
players, or teams. We feel that the great deal of
success is due largely to the fine spirit of both the
teams and spectators.
In League I, APA has still yet to be beaten and
will be tough in its remaining games. Tomorrow at
2:00 they face the Hooper Athletic Club, who suffered
their only loss of the season to the men from Clinton
Hall, 5-4. The Hoopers will be out to seek revenge
and the game promises to be one of the finest of the
year.
The Chuck Schaffer captained Comets look like the
teamtobeat in League II. They haven't come close to
losing and should have no trouble winning their divi-.
sion.
Well folks, that's the way things shape up as the
spring sports scene heads into the last three weeks
of play. Any comments?
Take Two Of Three On Road Trip
Albany Nine Return Home Tomorrow,
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by Dune Nixon
The Albany State baseball team which finished the first hall! erf the ;"Monvjth
a 4-5 slate will be hosting Central Connecticut tomorrow at 2p.m. Yesterday toe
Great Danes traveled to Siena with high hopes of reversing the outcome of their
first encounter, which Siena won by a 15-9 count. At press time Coach Burlingame*
xpected to go with. Cas Galka against Siena, and follow with Tom Egelston against
The Albany relief staff has been
Leadoff man Paul LeonetU i s
Central Connecticut,
second in hits with 8, and he leads headed by big George Webb, who
Galka and Egelston have the team in runs scored with 7. has gone 8 and a third innings,
been the Great Danes' most Shortstop Denny Elkin has the long- given up 3 earned runs, and struck
hitting streak, as he hit savely out 7, for a 3,24 earned run avereffective starters thus far, est
in each of the first 6 games, and age.
and they will probably con- center fielder Jim Murley has 7 The Great Danes have been gettinue to receive a good ma- hits, and leads In runs batted in ting, with one or two exceptions,
pretty good hurling, but the hitting
jority of the starting as- with 5.
(team batting average of .197) has
The Great Danes have also shown not been up to par. As they swing
signments.
considerable speed on the ,_—A Into the second half of their schedGalka Leading Pitcher
Galka has been extremely effec- paths. They have worked several ule a little more hitting may be all
double
steals, and Art Stein and they will need to come up with
.tlve. His 2-1 record Includes a
%>,£&'reason
heartbreaking 2-1 loss in the opener. Jim Murley have recorded Band 4
Thus far he has: pitched 24 and a thefts respectively.
third Innings, struck out 30, given
up only three earned runs, and
fashioned an Impressive 1.11 earned
run average.
Egelston has gone 19 and a third
innings, given up 7 earned runs, and
struck out 10. His earned run average is a respectable 3.26 despite
his one poor performance in the
Plattsburgh game.
Slnnott Leading Hitter
Albany's leading hitter to date 1*
outfielder-firstbaseman Jack Slnnott with a .310 batting average.
Slnnott also leads In hits with 9.
APA Leads League.,
EEP, HAC Trail
Who Blew Mfneroa,
Up?;
Q:
ALBANY, NEW YORK
SATURDAY, MAY 6, 1967
Central Council
Does Nothing,
Per Usual State
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Central Council decided to reprimand the administration and faculty
of the University after the refusal
of the new proposed dormitory policy
by President Tom Collins. The plan
presented by the students called for
the end of sex discrimination in
student housing.
Student Association President
Boss Humpland declared that the
University President was acting in
a senile Victorian fashion and should
be replaced by someone young, debonair and handsome like himself.
In reply to this statement Sue Vallhop, leader of the women's rights
movement on the campus, demanded
that only women be asked to take
over Collin's job and not men.
To force the administration to
comply to their wishes Central
Council decided to withdraw their
money and membership from the
Faculty-Student Association. Davis
Goings noted that this measure may
put a minor crimp in the vast finances of the administrations runned
FSA.
Ted Toolman protested against
the extreme actions taken by the
council. Toolman was banned from
the rest of the meeting. The Political and Social Positions Committee
(PSP) was asked to organize mass
demonstrations opposing the r e fusal of the new dorm policy.
Humpland stated that as far as Grass was the major topic disBy deviously sneaking Into the
he was concerned the students could cussed by President Collins at the President's files, we discovered
live In dorms without discrimina- President's Press Conference on that this whole problem Is being
tion of the sexes. The council broke Monday. Ostensibly, he was refer- sponsored by the CIA and the FBI,
into politely horrid displays of af- ring to a current campaign being who believe that the Indoctrination
fection. Members from Religious waged by Vice-President Thorne and brainwashing campaign now
Affairs and Pan Helllanlc Council and Miss Edsall to keep students being undertaken by the administrawalked out, one in protest, the from trampling the newly seeded tion to keep us off grass will someareas of the campus,
other in complete accord.
how generalize (In traditional PavHumpland further announced that
Collins went Into great detail lovlan psychology) to Grass.
if anyone was locked out of theabout a plan that was going into
Luckily for the student body, Cendormitory of his choice he could effect at the insistence of the "con- tral Council has decided to table
use the undlscrlmlnatlng pond area tractor." The main purpose of the discussion on the Keep off Grass
and a blanket for a refuge at night. campaign was to Instill in the stu- campaign until next week. The enWillie Cummore brilliantly ex- dents a built-in resistance to grass tire meeting this week will be taken
pressed the general feeling of Cen- by constant exposure to the phrase, up with the conference with Phi
tral Council when he said, " I feel "Keep Off Grass."
Beta Lambda, the Business Club
that the student at Albany is mature
The skepticism to this program which advises Central Council in
enough to act like a responsible was aptly expressed by one of the financial matters.
citizen, and there should be no fear ASP's
representatives,
Marty
At the meeting Central Council
of the student mishandling this new Smart, who remarked to Collins, will decide whether to Invest the
privilege."
"Ah, come off it, Vanl"
surplus budget in Zlg Zag CigarSince the conference, the ASP's ette Paper Company, as has been
secret dirt digger upper has been tradition in recent years.
Investigating this situation and we
are ready to announce the results.
We were Intrigued by several
aspects of this case. Collins has
The appointment was announced been very adamant in his Insistence
today of Martin Bormann as theall year that Vice-President Olsen
new head of the Campus Security was in charge of anything to do with
Force, Bormann has long been the physical plant and the grounds.
Graciela Garcia, the ASP foster
recognized as one of the leading
Why, then, is this program being
experts in his field.
run by the Vice-President for Stu- child, has written another letter to
Inform
her foster parents of her
Although believed missing for dent Affairs and the Director of
twenty-two years, since the ond of Residences? It seems that the sub- progress.
World War II, It seems that Bor- ject matter under consideration is
mann has been residing in New York really Grass, not grassl Pot, man, My dear Foster Parents:
I am a big girl now that you can
State for most of this time. He has canibls, the STUFFI
see from the picture with this.
been working under assumed names
White dress is wedding gown. Stupid
as Dorm Directors In various units
peace Corp worker tell me that ho
of the State University system,
teach
us all new game. I like this
Uorinann achieved most of his
game for long time.
fame as the Number 3 man of GerNo longer I. am the skinny gjrl
many's Third Retch under Adolph
you remember from old picture.'
Hitler. Often he was referred to
I
spend your $8.00 of donation 'fo
as Hitler's "right hand man,"
buy pretty white dress, American'
In exclusive Interview with the
say that he buy flowers.
ASP, Bormann stated, "I feel that
My family Is well, except me, I
my extensive experience wllh runam
very sick In morning fiow, but
ning the SS forces In Germany durdoctor
say that go away soon. My
ing the War will enable me to conteacher at the school i s telling me
tinue on in the tradition that the
about weddings and the church named
Security Force has established."
"Vlrgen de Guadalupe" Is where it
"My further experience with 'enwill be.
emies of the state' will help me to
We celebrate wedding when wo
solve the current problem of what
find American. Meanwhile 1 go to
to do with the parking violators on
school
with my brother and we are
this campus."
very happy. My father is very happy
"Mainly, however, my experience
also, He talk all day about one less
as a master of harassment and anmouth to feed, I do not understand,
noyance will prove the AdministraGraciela Garcia
tion right In choosing me as the'
best man for this Jot)," ''•'; <'•-"•
niV tin.-iMii'W •< * i :<: out' rial
Administration Considers
Brainwashing Of Students
by Bill Ryan
Softball action around the AMIA
circuits finally seems to be in full
swing after mother nature did her
best In making a complete, mess
out of the tentative schedules. The
way things look now if Leagues II
and III are to complete their seasons all players should begin now
in registering for SUNYA's Summer Session,
League III has three undefeated
teams: the Flying Jabones (of 04-11
fame), APA which made its season
debut Wednesday with a slick-fielding 13-4 victory over Hamilton Hall
and TXO, which hasn't played yet.
League II (A) has defending
champs, the Comets leading the
pack with a 3-0 record. BPS has
won its only start. Over In the B
division a strong Potter team is
on top with a 3-0 mark.
Games last week In League I
saw STB fall by the wayside to
two of the top teams, Potter (A)
and APA.
Potter A took advantage of wlldness by the STB pitcher on their
way to a 17-3 romp. The Potter
hitting attack was highlighted by
home runs by two Hits lesser known
sticks. Jim Curley, better known
for
his quarterback scampers,
scampered around the bases for a
four-bagger as did Tony Glazer,
ex-varsity netman. Dan Crlppen was
once again very strong in hurling
for the EEPs. He gave up only three
hits, one of them being a home run
by Bob Delena. A significant note
about this game Is that the Hooper
Athletic Club failed to provide an
umpire. This normally calls for a
half game penalty.
Undefeated A PA shutout STU Wednesday 12-0. Rich "Bambl" Marflson was on the mound again for
APA and gave up only four hits.
However, It was once again wlldness by the STB mound cors which
contributed the most to the lopiidedness, APA Jumped off to 4-0
lead in the first inning with six
base on balls and no hits. The men
from APA did manage seven hits
with; the key blows being a basesloaded double by Ray Clanfrinl and
a two-run single by "Linus" Portuondo. Jim "Moose" Wingate added
a triple. The APA defense was once
more very strong as they committed
but one e r r o r . '
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6—0
APA
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TOM EGELSTON has been a much used performer (or Albany
State in both baseball and soccer.
Vet Tom Egelston,
Soccer, Baseball Star
by Hank Rabinowitz
Last June Albany's varsity baseball team beat RPI
for the first time. This
past Friday we gained our
second victory. In each
contest, Tom Egelston was
the winning pitcher.
Tom is a junior graduated from
Albany Academy. During his high
school career he was an eight let-'
terman, competing in swimming,
baseball, and soccer. Notably, he
was an All-Albany selection in soccer twice.
Undefeated His Senior Year
Up until the eighth grade, Tom had
only pitched a total of two Innings.
However, during the next few years
pitching gradually became his regular position. As a senior he compiled
an outstanding record in varsity and
American Legion action, with a 6-0
slate on each team. Duringthesummer he played in the Twilight League
under Coach Burllngame.
m.
Since coming to Albany, Tom has
been a member of two varsity teams.
For the last three years' he has
played fullback for the soccer team,
and pitched for our baseball squad.
Adds A Fastball and Curve
Before this year Egelston was
primarily a screwball pitcher. However, this yoar ho has been able to
employ his fastball and curve with
good results. He believes that if he
has his control, it's Just a matter of
throwing the "right pitch at the right
time."
In his last outing against RPI, he
had good control, striking out f l \ J
batters. Ho pointed out that u contributing factor in the loam's victory was the excellent support ho
rocolved from the players. The club
floldod well, making a high number
of good plays.
STAT
UNIV
Located in the Basement of (he Campus Center
Hours: Tues.-Sat. 8:30 a.m.-5:00 p.m.
New Security Head
Announced Today
Graciela
Garcia
Writes A Letter
VOL. LOT, NO. 22
Farm For Infirmary
Will Raise Rabbits
Dr. Little Red Riding, Director of the University
Infirmary, announced last week the formation of the
new agricultural facilities attached to the Infirmary.
The farm will be operated for the sole purpose of
raising as many rabbits as possible. As of last Wednesday, over 500 rabbits were being housed.
The farm is located on
the eastern corner of the 'e'^ J ^ ^ ^ X J T :
Infirmary
way Motor Inn, who felt that they
b u i l d i n g , W h e r e "owed a vote of thanks to the Unl-
easy access is available to versity."
the laboratoryJ facilities. ,,, , . „ ., . _
Living Area Affairs Commission
Farm, as it has been readily nicknamed, was started as an economic
measure soon after University
Council approved the new women's
hours proposal. "The need was so
drastic," Dr. LLR maintained, "that
the local suppliers could not keep
up with our demand,"
We asked President Tom Collins
for his opinion of this new development. He told us of the Committee
on Rabbits, of the Committee on
Pregnancies, of the Committee on
Intercourse, of the Committee on
Residences, of the Student Affairs
Council of Faculty Senate,
Recommendations
"The cost of importing these
" I have asked Central Council
rabbits was higher than the ex- and Faculty Senate for recommenpense of raising our own," Dr, dations for appointment to this comLLR explained. Dr. LLR went on mlttee, which, when selected, will
to tell us how these rabbits were work out a proposal as to what my
used in certain laboratory exper- opinion should be," said Collins,
iments, bemoaning the high mor'Collins continued, " A s soon a s
tallty rate among them.
the proposal passes all of the aforementioned groups it must be ratified
Type ot Experiment
by Central Council, LAAC, all dorm
When asked as to the type of ex- governments, I n t e r - F r a t e r n i t y
perlment the rabbits were used In, Council, the Sociology Department,
the good doctor giggled a little, the Committee to End the War in
blushed, and offered us a bottle of Vietnam, Forum of Politics, Comcepacol.
munications Council, the Security
The current problem now is that Force, Freedom Council, my mother
the rablts do not breed fast enough and the Education Building Janlfor the Infirmary's purposes. To t o r s . "
alleviate this strain an arrange"When this Is accomplished, It
ment has been worked out with the will be submitted to the University
Biology Department to give the Council, and, If approved, I will
nurses first dibs on the frogs, appeal to the gods, who, through
Asked what other measures were Minerva, the goddess of wisdom,
being taken to meet the current will also pass judgment. Assuming
situation, Dr. LLR showed us the the proposal Is still active, a letter
huge supply of penicillin the Inflr- will be sent to all students, parents
mary has stockpiled to head off and alumni stating my Intention to
another anticipated crisis.
form an opinion."
Early Problem
One of the early problems that
arose was the financial backing of
the Infirmary projects. President
Tom Collins just announced that
the 19 50 budget was recently worked
out and Dr. Little Red Riding felt
that she could not wait for the 1907
budget.
This problem was alleviated by a
joint effort of the Tom Sawyer Mo-
Keep Reading
"If, after a three months waiting
period, no more than two protests
are lodged, the proposal will then
become my official opinion. Check
back with me in 10 years."
Faculty-Student Association announced also that they will start
their own farm where they will
raise sheep for the purpose of obtaining lamb skin.
GRACIELA GARCIA In her new dress that the bought with the
money that the students of Albany State tent to her. She Is the
(aster child of the ASP.
H$*t
Soturooy,May 6, 1967
ALBANY STUDENT PRESS
MBM
Sptakfr At friiar's
Matttrei Eye Talk
WHY IS this man still smiling after all this time?
Frank Saturday Proclaimed
Today By Administration
As a followup to Gentle Thursday the power structure of this blessed
truth mill has proclaimed today as Frank Saturday.
In a release distributed by that crusading liberal, H. David Van Dyck,
the administration proclaimed these ad hoc policies:
Dr. Clifton C. Thome will no longer be able to say, "That's a real
good question; I'm glad you asked that." He will, however, be encouraged to offer frank, Indeed brutal, criticisms of university processes
and policies. (This privilege becomes effective upon approval of the
appropriate university committee, but, as of now, no one has been able
to Identify what committee should deal with the matter.)
H, David VanDyck will call in all the communications media and
confess to them, " I would rather not be devious any longer, so let me
explain that my purpose Is to Insure that everything published Is moral,
non-controversial, uncritical, and, let me further explain that if I am
going to publicize activities they had better be in keeping with our
'Tradition of Excellence.' Do I make myself clear?—we're going to
sell this university, we're going to sell It big, and we're going to sell
It MY way."
F.S.A. will, from this time on, make a full-scale effort to de-escalate, a source close to the President said, "the Empire Is going to
stop at the bank of the bicycle shop." FSA will henceforth encourage
free enterprise In and around the campus. It Intends to offer grantsin-aid to all bars, shops, and restaurants which wish to set up an e s tablishment within walking distance of geometric wonderland.
From the academic power structure, these announcements are hot
off the ditto machine:
Christos N. Apostle will produce, direct, and star in an off-Lakeway
production of "How To Succeed at Nothing While Being Really Trying."
There will be no rehearsals and no performances.
Along the same line, the Speech Department will soon announce that
Mickey Rooney will replace Peggy Wood as the big name on campus; the
Sociology department is currently negotiating for Mr. Rooney's services
as a part-time lecturer on The Family.
The School of Public Affairs (Sayles Hall Variety) has decided to
confess that It does not understand why it has been acting so uppity of
late. An important SPA superspeciallst will admit, "we're not so hot
after a l l . "
Some members of the History Department will publicly acknowledge
that they have been lifting their lectures from the Golden Books.
The Business Department will reveal that It has been receiving funds
secretly from the Albany Better Business Bureau.
Finally, the graduate division of the English Department, after
agonizing reappraisal, has agreed to post a sign on the third floor of
Humanities which will state, "American Lit. is not that bad....and it
may oven be relevant."
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4th Time
Down
The pi vital roles of Adam and Eve
will be done by Alex Krakower and
JoAnn Ladman; their sons, Cain and
Abel, will be played by volunteers
from "Carnival's" benefit perforby Ogre Koroluk
mance. The serpent will be played
by Kathy O'Neill, the devil by Marty
It has come to my attention that
Mann, the Apple by Barbara Harris,
and the banana by Bruce Tiffany. one of the world's foremost musical
quartets
has been gathering material
A high point of the production will
come when Jay Deanahan, as Noah, for a new record from our campus.
slnglehandedly constructs theentlre My source, one of Brian Epstein's
Ark in 27 seconds flat. Bartlett will most trusted advisors, his bootboy,
once again put In an appearance as told me on a long distance call from
David, opposite Linda Delfs as Go- London that the Beatles will use
liath, Bartlett's understudy will be pre-recorded tapes from the carWilliam Nothdufth; Miss Delfs' will rillon in their soon to be released
be Harvey Vlahos. Another feature album, "The Stone Age."
will be the story of John the Baptist
and Salome; the celebrated dancer
will be played by Judi Wlesen, while The selections will be subtle
J. Gary Aldrlch will enact the Chris- weavings of a 101-plece symphony
orchestra with Paul on fuzz bass,
tian Martyr.
Paul on the oriental glockenspiel,
Comedy Interludes will be pro- John on the electric tangerine, and
vided by Scott Reagan as Job. The Ringo doing the vocals. The carildestruction of Sodom and Gomorrah lon tapes will be used for a psychewill feature Tom Bond as Lot and delic effect guaranteed to numb the
Barb Untracht as his wife, while brain.
Bob Clayton will be seen as Moses,
opposite Barb Smith as the Golden
Among the selections will be
Calf.
"Sunny SUNYA," a tribute to the
cement
caverns and sewers where
The Nativity sequence will be
headed by Carta Plnelll as the Vlr- the "fab four" got their big break.
gen Mary. Miss Plnelli will be un"The Selective Service Exam,"
using their famous chime rendition
of "The Casslons GoRolllng Along,"
Dental Lacture
Dr. Jamit Hoot of the University
Oriface will speak to the virgins of
Sigh Gamma about "Fellatio as a
Cause of Buck Teeth."
Now Position
Neil Brown, presently director of
the Campus Center, lias announced
that henceforth his title will be
Housemother of the Campus Center. This change was made to fit
the position.
Civil War was declared Wednes- w e c a n tin<i j loophole." He In fact
day by the two rival Greek organ- threatened to call an immediate
izatlons, Inter-Fraternity Council s e S sion of Collapsing Council to
and Inter-Climber Association.
reinforce his status as a seeker.
Gerrymandering amid unsubstan-, with this indignation, PlsserClub
tlated charges of feather bedding -issued a call to arms by mooning
nepotism, logrolling, and hegemony, \ h e i r way to the front lines, and
partisan mediator Perry Llxley thus beginning a civil war which will
urged moderation In self control, {undoubtedly Increase the prestige
He reminded the warring factions of , 0 f the Greeks at S.U.N.Y.A.
the terms of the Yezzl's Agreement
with the walkout of the warring
recently adopted by Pan Hellenic parties, the Jubilant sororities deCouncil which prohibits obscene >clded to back up their boys on the
signs on the carillon tower, unauth- i r o n t lines with coffee and donuts
orlzed black Jackets, jock raids, hoping to finally stage a successful
organization retltling and dirty coffee hour. Gamma Crap agreed
rushing.
to this measure only on the condlOne soaring representative, Kap- tlon that the Stable be used as the
pa Batman, reminded Llxley that center of Operations,
the rival later-Climber Association
Beetle Zeetle and Pi Flgma Eta
had unilaterally defied the other- volunteered to entertain the troops
wise, undisputed agreement. At w |th their slncopated hand and foot
this moment, William T. Manlpu- maneuvers; their cooperation howtetor vowed that the Climbers would e v e r W M debated until they agreed
annulate all Greek opposition as well to combine It into the'"Swltz and
as groveling support If his rabble*scboonboom Show." The flrey meetrousing ring was nut allowed to tog was adjourned after Synn Lewltt
continue its already well-estab- .noted the gravity of such an action
Halted usurptlon of power by teklncand the matter was put Into cornover the University. To quote Man- mlttee tad tabled uatU the seat
lmUluu"Um<i<**-m.il*u*tm**m.
At a recent meeting of Albany , able., to appear In most perforState's T.P.'s (theatre people), mances, however, and will be underSUNYA's answer to Cecil B. De- studied by Helen Stoll. Stratton RawMllle, Ellis B. Kaufman, announced son will portray Joseph, John Webb
that te folia* In the tradition of his(7) will be seen as the ruthless Herod,
recent success with "Carnival,'' and •and alternate members of MYSin view of the poor job done by a KANIA will portray Pilate. Neil
version which lately appeared at the Linden will make an appearance as
Hellman Theatre, his next produc- the Angel of the Annunciation, Paula
tion would be "The Testaments- Michaels will be seen as Mary MagOld and New." Kaufman had at first dalene,, and Richard Abrams, Sorplanned to use the original cast, but rell Chesin and Howie Chesin -round
later decided that they would be out the cast the Three Wise Men.
unable to provide the desired depth Top secret, however, are the names
of character, and after much care- of the thesplans who will portray the
ful deliberation,'he released a par- ox, a s s and sheep speculatlonlsrife.
tial cast list,
Publicity for the production is
The coveted role of God went to being handled by Rich Murphy, bul
this
is still confidential. Ticket's go
Dr. Paul Bruce Petit, although President Collins and BUI Cleveland were on. sale May 11, 1971; Kaufman sugstrong contenders for the role. John gests early reservations, and looks
Fotla will portray the Holy Ghost, for a long run.
and Chuck Barlett (since no one else
was small enough to fit Into the
manger) will play the Infant Jesus.
The adult Christ will be played by
Joyce Levy, and Jay Kuperman will
portray Judas.
NOTICES
Civil War Declared By Two
Rival Greek Organizations
BARRELS OF MANURE. Bar.
rewiaas. Love makes the world
f a ramie1. Borrowings. .The caw
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Senior Weak Begins
With Non-Stop Ictfeh
Chrl lfcMsLniw
George R i m u , spokesman tor
the area civil rights group Tha
Uncles will be tonight's guest at
toe Mattered Eye, a faculty-student
lemonade stand bald weekly. Remus
will speak on "Tot Establishment
and Tar Baby."
,
Remus first became acquainted
with the Reverend Tar Baby, the
highly misunderstood Establish*
mentarian, when Baby was cutting
a record of spiritual guides for
the home and housewife at the Disney Studios, where Remus was employed as the corporation Negro,
and also did a bit of character acting.
Remus spoke highly of Baby's
character, describing him as a
"highly unworldly and spiritual man
who got himself in a tough financial
Jam by his constant generosity to
the housewives In his election district."
"The resultant red tape was
simply too much for this aesthetic
and he decided to go Into quiet contemplation of his situation by living
the life of an ascetic in the midst
of the Bahama tourist hotspots."
It was at this time that the House
of Establishment, in a unusual burst
of daring and verve, expelled the
Rev. Baby from his stool in the
House of Establishmentarians.
Asked if he thought this had bearing on the Civil Rights movement
Remus commented that everything
happening on the world scene Is
relevant to the Movement; however
this could not have a negative bearing on the Movement by the very
nature of the action.
He continued that any time the
legislative body of the country outs
a duly elected official in such a
coup de farce there can be no doubt
that they have overstepped themselves-both as individuals and as a
body.
The same would remain true no
matter what the character of the
Reverend Tar Baby.
After the talk a question and answer period was conducted by the
campus minister the Reverend
Frankly Snowed, who had carried off
the Job with his usual aplomb.
A number of obnoxious questions
were posed by Smarty Wartz, a
hanger on off the Albany Stupid
Press, Mrs. Irene Wood, a pretty
sager who is president of the Sage
branch of SDS, and Harry Goldmine, generally obnoxious. All questions were Irrelevant.
Afterwards Remus showed a Dinsey documentary, "Zlppa Dee Do
Dah," starring himself.
Moderator was Bullous Grossly
who said nothing.
>
Court Results
Traffic Court has announced that
already five students have paid their
traffic fines, bo far 157,805 tickets
have been given out per week on the
average, but most of these have been
given to "visitors." No member of
the faculty has paid their fines yet.
The money will go toward the FSA
bicycle fund.
Sexuul Deviation
A delegation from R.PJ.'s InterFraternity Council will present a
program to sorority women Tuesday night In Education 00. The topic
will be "Can a State women refuse
sexual deviation and still have
dates?" Meal,tickets will be r e quired for admission. .
:
V
hUwCeuncil
A certain group on campus Is
Interested In starling a new InterColony Council dedicated to the
overthrow .of, certain institutions,
Any other groups Interested In start-
. HH Htm "ff'.y
The co-chairman of Senior Weak
wish to announce that the following
changes have been made in the plans
for Senior Week;
First, all Seniors have been exempted from exams, finals, and
jHpers for the rest of the semester
in recognition of their long standing
devotion and service to the institution.
The Weak will commence on May
24, and continue indefinitely. To
start the Weak with a bang, a button
will be pushed activating the beer
fountain In front of the Campus
Center and the curtain will be cut
to reveal the gold-green Schenley
tap given by the class for the
benefit of all future students.
Senior kits Including balloons,
pills, napkins, banana peels, sugar
cubes, and other "necessities" for
Jry trip will be available for a
small fee.
The major event will be a trip
to Exposition '69, where the seniors
will view such displays and exhibits as the Hall of Flags, the Ugonna pavilion, and the Fireplace
display in the Corning building.
Transportation to and from the Exhibition will be provided through
the University Bicycle Service,
again at a small fee.
A Week-long Milk Party will be
held at Hedrlck's Dairy. Farmer
Bulshi will lead group lessons in
tie proper technique, which will be
Jfinterest to all.
A box lunch social will be held
at Tom Sawyer Park. In the Interest of cleanliness, Food Service will
prepare all boxes, which will be
sold to the biggest giver.
The dinner-dance has been scheduled for Suite 10010 of Sitting Bull
Tower. There will be plenty to eat!
This will be the first time that
liquor will be had on campus, and
to celebrate the occasion, Kool-Ald
will be served. For those interested In dancing, the IFO's have
agreed to pool their old 78's.
There will be the Torch Night
Ceremony, at which time class
members should be prepared to be
properly lit. The ceremony will
take place on top of the Carillon
Tower. In the interest of diverting
flights, all Jets will be directed to
land in the freshly-seeded lawns.
Commencement has been eliminated In the Interest of not Interrupting the Milk Party, DIP-lomas
will be handed out at Bus Stop L,
just "completed In time" for the
occasion, only 30 feet off the shore
of the lake. The faculty will lead
the parade In solemn recession,
gathering at the biology hot-house
and proceeding indirectly to the
sight of Stone's Last Stand, where
a moment of silent mediation will
be held in honor of that patriot built
on Rock. After trotting around perimeter road four times, they will
proceed to the exercise.
Dormitories will be closed during the Weak, but Seniors may rent
tents from the bookstore. A space
for each student's tent will be r e served on the parking lot if proper
forms have been filed with the registrar by May 5. Any tent which
does not display the University seal
will be ticketed by the Keystone
Cops.
The Infirmary will be open from
3 to 3:01 a.m., at which time anyone wishing to be ill must arrange
to do so.
Any free time which Seniors have
during this period may be spent
in planting bushes on the campus.
The class Is also proud to announce that Its gift will be a statue
of Mini-Vers. She will'be attired In
a green and white striped gown and
a purple and gold crown.
In conclusion the class wishes to
announce that the first annual gremlin award for the consistent shelving
of reason in the enforcement of
multiple non-existent and dysfunctional rules, will be shared by the
staffs of the Social Science building
and the Library.
I FELTA THIGH fraternity pledge performs his most horrible initiation task of carrying out the tradition of the fraternity after which the fraternity is named.
New Naturalist Fraternity Pres.
Views Frat's Campus Feelings
The formation of a new fraternlty colony was announced today by
Its President, whose name must
not be disclosed. The reason for
this Is that the organization is a
secret one, and the disclosure of
the names of any of the members
would be detrimental to the purpose of the group.
The President, whom we shall
call Mr. X, told us that the name
of the group will be I Felta Thigh,
in honor of the purpose of the
group. Actually, that Is not the true
purpose of IFG, but they felt that
any further disclosure of this purpose In the official name of the
group would tend to put a damper
upon their activities.
President X tells us that the
actual membership of the group Is
rapidly growing as more and more
students find out about the organ-
lzatlon. He maintains that the Ideals
and goals of the present membership are actually In general accord
with the unofficial mores and norms
of about half of the male student
population at Albany State,
Mr. X stated that on most campuses that his group has a chapter
on, the percentage of the male populatlon that shares their views Is
about 95-99%. "Here at State," h,e
says, "we have a little problem
with the 'men,' but we feel that
there stUl are enough 'straights'
to keep the organization going.
When asked if we could see a
copy of the constitution of I Felta
Thigh, Mr. X told us that the group
had no constitution In writing. "As
long as there are red-blooded Amerlean male college students around,"
Mr. X proclaimed, there will never
be a need for any of our rules, by-
laws, or goals to be put into writing."
" I can, however," Mr. X r e marked, "generally outline what we
expect of those members who Join.
Any new member Is expected to
have participated In at least ten
panty raids. These must, however,
be done alone, not with a group, and
the panties must have been worn by
the girl until the time of the raid."
"In addition, the member must
take an oath never to turn his head
from a beaver, refuse the favors of
any girl, and generally to molest
In any and every way any member
of the female sex that affords either
the opportunity, the time or. the
place."
Asked for the reaction of the girls
at State to the actions of the members of his new colony fraternity,
Mr. X screamed, "They love It
baby I"
Second Annual Clearance Sale
is a poignant love ballad in letter
form from a student to the regist r a r ' s office.
All Clearances Must Go.
"Sandstorm" paints an almost unbelievable surrealistic
painting
using stream of consciousness
lyrics about a famous city being
enveloped by an Arabian desert.
More on the rock side Is "If the
Japanese Won't Buy - We'll Try
Don't Wait 'Til Next Year.
It." This Is an absurd song telling
the ridiculous tale of how a leading
Japanese University refuses an architect's design for a new campus
as unfunctlonal only to have these
plans bought up by an American
All Shapes All Sizes
University System. Although the
story Is unrealistic it has a good
beat and is easy to dance to.
Because of expenses Incurred in
obtaining material "The Stone Age"
will be sold as a deluxe edition in
the bookstore at only &M-23. This
Buy One Now.
edition will Include a fuU color black
and white blowup of the Carilon
Tower before It was painted and
will be embossed with the Albany
Stale Teacher's College seal. Also
FSA has decided at great expense
to themselves that the first students
j
buying the album will receive a free
stuffed penguin. Incidentally If you
decide to pass up this exceptional
STATE UNIVERSITY CR00KST0RE
buy the standard version can be
bought In local record stores for
$3.79.
si,!,, note: There Is no truth
whatsoever to the rumor that Lou
wrong l* giving up trumpet for the
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Saturday, May 6, 1941
ALBANY S t U D I N T PRESS
PH«2
KiJlFolkU.
or, thffourth eime It's round
The music of the Holy Modal
Rounders, progressive old-llmeyor
rockaMUy depending on your own
bag, Is hard to talk about because
It strains the credibility. For Instance, they play a marvelously
dirty, funky, greasy "Hesitation
Blues" and a version of the 1962'
rock-pop piece "Mr. Bassman."
Their more Incoherent songs were
psychedelic before anyone started
using the word.
Stampfel and Weber, who make
up the group, also strain the credibility. Stamptel has played with
Mac Grundy'S Old-Tlmey Wool
Thumpers, The Strict Temperance
String Band of lower Delancy Street,
the Merry Order of St. Bridget
String Band, the Temporal Worth
High Steppers, and other aggregations. He says his musical lnsplra-,
Hon comes from Grandpa Jones,
I GOT MY ORDERS
ONE WAY OR T'OTHER THEY A L L GET IT.
Other
ThinpTw
Spring is here, Spring is here,
life
is skittles and life is beer, skooby doo,
ringalingadingdong!
We, the staff of the ASP, would like
to formally announce that according to
the calculations of Dr. Harry Crull,
Television personality du jour and P r o fessor of Astronomy, due to the fact that
March 21 has come and gone quite awhile
ago, we can assume with some degree
of authority that Spring really is here.
Although frost and snow arestillbeing
experienced, the weather bureau of Al
bany was quick to assure us that this
is perfectly normal. However, on April
29, 1967 we did see the sun, and we are
going to use that alone as a prior evidence that Spring does exist.
We would here and now like to state
that our position is definitely in favor
of this event taking place, even if it
does not occur until May. Because,
mainly, Vet's Field and the Lake area
are awfully uncomfortable in those nice
dark evenings if it's cold. We mean like
beer in the park is boss. And other
things
estions
It has come to our attention that none
of the names of the buildings on the Academic podium show a hell of a lot of
imagination. Like, how much imagination does it take to name the education
building the Education Building?
First of all we must have the Lester
end to the paper if better ones
cannot be found I
Margaret Dunlap
To the Editor:
Sara Klttsley
I want to write in and tell you Just
what I think of your lousy rag of a
newspaper. First of all you never On Referendum
get your stinking pictures wltti the
right captions, and even if you do To the Editors!
I am Just writing In to say I was
they are the same pictures that you
surely pleased to hear how about
ran the week before.
There Is absolutely no Imagina- well the students there at the State
tion in your story writing. All that University of New York unit at Alyou are is an annotated Campus bany reacted to the Vietnam referClipboard. As if to make It worse, endum. It certainly does myself,
the stories defy ail rules of Jour- and all my buddies down at the
nalistic tradition and tear no r e - Pentagon a world of good to realize
semblance to the correct usage of that somewhere a campus Is can
the English language.
be duped by u s . " Yesssiree.
The editorials are always Inane
It doesn't matter that the referenand poorly written and are only out- dum was deceptively written so that
done in mediocrity by the editorial although a student might not approve
cartoons. Don't you ever make any of the present action in Vietnam
effort to get columnists that have (both North and South of course) lie
anything to say, or does anyone who could still Indirectly support It by
submits something get it printed on voting not to condemn the U.S. forthe editorial page?
mal policy,
The sports page is unreadable
Because obviously our formal polwhile the Arts page shows all of ley Is not expected to have any
the sophistication of a fifth grade correlation with the actual action
educatlon. In addition, there has not taken. Thus, the student may be
been a worthwhile feature spread tricked Into voting a pro rather
since September.
">e BOO, Tricky, (By the way the
In conclusion, about the only good President has asked me to secure
thing that we can say about the paper the names of the committee which
Is that It Is not printed during the drafted the referendum for future
summer As two concerned stu- recruitment of Pentagon staff).>•••
dents, we call tor the Immediate
Then of course there was iha
resignation of me editors and an beautifully misinterpreted editorial
ASP Bites
WILL YOU
VOTE?
Press
ALBANY, NEW YORK
extension of a superiority complex.
(Well-deserved...M.S.)
He has filled a library with books
by Sartre, Camus, and Kierkegaard
that he read in public, but given a
choice, he will always pick Jack
Douglas, Marquis deSade, Alan King,
and Paul Krassner (editor of the
Realist).
does just what he god-damned
pleases anyway.
He holds the World's Championship for being able to alienate someone on 7 seconds flat.
_
His motto is "Clean mind — - 9
Clean body — Take your pick I"
He can be every bit as romantic
as Jackie Vernon.
He equates wit with cynicism.
He was voted Teacher's Pet by
his high school class in one of the
greatest pieces of satire ever r e corded.
His taste in clothes runs somewhere between careless and tasteless.
He Is a good cook, but feels that
doing dishes will give you disease.
He likes slapstick comedy and he
didn't like Dr. Zhivago. He saw
Sound of Music 176 times.
His favorite expression is " G a ^
cocken often yom." Don't ask anyone what it means. Guess.
He was a disc jockey on WSUA
for two years.
He hates work but loves money.
He used to get high on one glass
of beer.
He ran for class office only once
and lost.
He rejects authority because his
mother wears Ben Franklin glasses.
His brother is mod and plays the
drums while his sister plays the
clarinet. That's why he never goes
home.
•*
He drives a four speed off t h e '
floor but usually gets in reverse
when he wants first.
He likes the song "Pied Piper"
by Crisplan St. Peters because he
think it's sung by a religious sandwich.
He has dandruff.
He's going to school in the south
next year becausu he hates cold
weather.
He's from Port Chester, New
York but he usually Just says he's
from Westchester hoping they'll
think he's rich,
He murders goldfish.
He likes fish sandwiches.
j
He thinks he can think only If he
has a cup of coffee In front of him.
He drinks it when It gets cold.
you printed yesterday. Personally,
the brigades and I doubt that you
meant that referendums of major
political crises were useless as
such, except that this referendum
was not detailed or designed to be
sent to the "policy makers in Washn e always asks at least DO people
Ington," However, all your readers for their opinion before he makes
seem to have misinterpreted you, aI1y major decision but then always
and the whole thing makes you come
out sounding like you are In favor
man ish tana
A Kick in the
put the Christ
on a shut-up and do-nothing policy
which frankly suits me and the
ha iyla ha leh
back in Chrysler
ASP
Pentagon fine.
Please place us on your mailing nikoll ha lay los?
list. We haven't been reading the
The KITA is published yearly by the inmates of the New York
"New York Times" since they financed that lunatic Salisbury, and
State Home for the Bewildered. The office is open from 4 to 5
are really in neod of good stimula- on alternate Tuesdays. The phone number Is 382-5968. Don't ,
tion and news-coverage.
call.
Enclosed is a Pentagon good rnerNutty Meg and Not Fitsley
it award with five gold stars suitable
garbage collections
/ o r j r a m i n g . Perhaps I can even stop
Large Burdon
Don Pettysano
StewLupert,
o v o r o n m y n e x ( visit home. Which
l e a ( j s me t 0 close on one sorepotnt,
Tool
philosopher, social critic,
u 0 y, an old soldier can't even come
moralist, anything
home ( 0 | , a v e a COUple of casual
but photographer
conversations with LBJ and Elsen.
Glen the Sap
Napoleon Cromie
hower and make a couple of per- Smdrty Marty
Troublemaker
assistant Schmuck
budding dictator
6 U a s i v e speeches Oust a pari of my
Silverjtw
Linda Van Put-on
j o b ) t o tlie folks lack home,
Loose Bruce
Neverwas
Hasbeen
General' Westmoreland
pimp
Gary Schitte
p , s . Don't believe anything you hear
Business mangyer
a b o u t Vietnamese women and chlldren,
TUESDAY. MAY 9. 1967
V O L . L l l l , NO. 23
Council Invalidates Elections
Due To Several 'Irregularities'
by John Cromie
Central Council suspended its operation on Gentle Thursday by declaring the popular election of Its
members and of the members of
Living Area Affairs Commission invalid. This declaration concerns
only the elections of April 24-28,
1967.
The main reason for the invalidation of the elections is that the
elections were not conducted in a
"just and proper" manner as called
In the Student Association Constitu-
Around The Counter
Intelligence
Maddox School of Education. This is to
show all of our budding educators the
value of education and how it is necessary to obtain as much education as possible or you will never obtain a position
"The opinions of some men are
to be .regarded,
of prominence in this world.
And of other men, not to be r e If we are ever to remember the most garded."
—Plato
exciting event to ever happen on this
campus, the canceling of a full day of THE TRUTH ABOUT
classes for the first time in about a MARTY SMARTY
million years, it is obvious that we Smarty Is a guy you hear a lot
from, but most of you know very
must have the Plague Physics Building. little
about him. Now for the first
This will also commemorate the most time In print, we have the exclusive
story
of the REAL Marty Smarty.
salient feature of the plague.
He has an evil mind but he's
To honor the greatest mathematical NATO.
concept since the Roman numeral, we
He once had a car which he called
suggest the Pope Pius Mathematics the Mayflower. The name, he says,
because of all the girls who came
Building. We are speaking, of course, is
across in It, That's closel
of the Rhythm method.
On the walls of his apartment he
For obvious reason, we could have the has large posters of Allen Glnsburg
and
Marx brothers. These r e Election Commission Security Building. placetheones
of Batman and Alfred E.
In honor of her tremendously suc- Newman. That should give you an
idea
of
his
tastes.
cessful beautification programs, the garHe reads Marvel comic books
°age depository will be named for Lady while
he eats every meal (even
Bird Johnson.
breakfast).
His
favorite
meal is a bowl of
Of course we must have the Dr. pretzels and kool-aid
(red).
Timothy Leary Chemistry Building.
He sometimes doesn't wear socks.
Next we have the Edward Durell Stone (That's when you know when all of
Business Building, because that's what his underwear is dirty.)
He cuts down fraternities and sorhe gave us when we paid him for the orities
because he never could make
designs.
the grade himself. He was rejected
at
every
sorority he tried.
How about the Jacqueline Kennedy
He is a sloppy kisser.
Physical Education Building because
Although he reads three newsshe's been a real sport lately?
papers every day, he never reads
Anyone with further suggestions may the New York Times, the one he
deposit them in the Lady Bird Johnson always carries around with him.
Although you may think that his
Depository outside the Humanities Build- biting satire is a coverup for a
ing.
•- basic insecurity, it really Is an
COMMUNICATIONS
Charlie Poole, the New Lost City
Ramblers, Little Richard, Lenny
Bruce, Donald Duck and various
roots and herbs. Weber, by his own
account, was ordained Into the Free
Catholic Church and has performed
a marriage which is still valid. His
poetry has been published In the
village periodical F*ck you (bu#
without asterisks). Weber says that
he grew up on the streets and had
adventures.
They often sound like drunken
chickens or sex-crazed alley cats
and seem to be having a hell of a
lot of fun doing it. As folk singers
they are the most eclectic of anyone I have ever heard. They combine old-tlmey, blues, blue grass,
rag, and 1920's pop. Its no wonder'
that they got together In the Fugs.
In person the Holy Modal rounders
are an assault on the senses. Folk
you.
tion. The alleged Irregularities In
the election were mainly results of
a poorly organized method of
screening applicants and of running
the election Itself.
Dr. Richard Kendall presented the
current opinion when he stated that
"the Information presented to him
made him doubt that the elections
were proper,"
There was no time allotted for
the self-nominations to be screened
before the ballots were made up.
When It was found that some of the
persons running were not qualified
the word was sent out to cross their
Cleveland Presents Letter
To Student Association
STATE FAIR, the culmination of a highly successful Campus
Carnival Week wos held Sat. Almost $1,000 was raised for Ambassador Program.
A letter similar to this was presented to Central Council members
Thursday night from William Cleveland.
actions is now yours; I hope I have
your support,
I would close with one point—if toying with temptation Is a crime
and Justifies the voiding of the
election, then I am guilty and the
elections are void. But, If people
are to be judged on their thought
then I have done nothing wrong and
the elections are valid.
William Cleveland
names off the ballots. Some of the
people in charge ot the elections In
the quads were not Informed of the
changes. Consequently some people
were deprived ot their vote and
the election was not properly run.
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Also Involved In the rationale behind the council's action Is the fact
that all the ballots of the election
were not kept In a central and s e cure place.
Although it was brought up, the
Council decided not to Invalidate'
the class elections and MYSKANIA
elections. The main reasons for
this action was that the Council
had no power to act upon this measure according to the laws of the Student Association. It was stated by
Andy Mathias that the moral Issues
concerning a person should be left
out of the discussion.
The elections, by act of the Council, will be open only to those students who nominated themselves
previously and are qualified to run.
The election will not be under the
supervision of Election Committee
but of MYSKANIA of 66-67. Voting
will take place on May 10, 11 and 12
from 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. In the
Coat Check Room of the Campus
Center.
Fellow Students,
During the March elections for
class officers and MYSKANIA,Iwas
studying In the Student Association
office. In the same office In the
closets were the ballots and ballot
boxes for those elections. For a
moment, temptation overtook me
and I found myself at my desk with
Elections for seats on Central Mathias, Patricia Matteson, Elty a pile of ballots. I started through
Council and Living Area Affairs M e n a c l i i e , S u s a n Sammartano, the pile marking the ballots for '58
Commission will be reheld this Charles Young and Andrew Zam- class officers and MYSKANIA; forweek. The previous election was belll. Only three seats are open. tunately, as I wrote, the realization
of what I was actually doing came
declared Invalid by Central Council
Paul Butterfleld, David Cumlast week because of several voting mings, Diane del Toro, Thomas to me.
irregularities. The elections will Ebert, Gregory Hicks, Carol Jonke
I clearly recognized the mistake
Dr. Donald Donley will lecture a follow-up session.
be held May 10, 11 and 12 from 9:00 and Jeffrey Mlshkin are seeking the
to 4:30 at the coat checkroom. In- three seats for the Council from the which I was about to make and on the area of communications as
Thursday's program hs been deplaced the marked and unmarked it affects group interaction Thurs.,
auguration will be held May 14 at Colonial Quad.
ballots in my desk drawer. In this May 11, at 8:00 p.m. in the Cam- signed as a result of this question8:00 p.m. at the Campus Center
naire
in order to present a program
The two seats on Central Council action I made a value Judgment pus Center Assembly Hall.
Ballroom.
on communications open to all
from the State Quad are being sought which I felt at the time and continue
The lecture is a follow-up s e s - newly-elected and experienced camThe following people are running by Vic Looper, Dotti Mancusl, Carol to feel was best for myself and sion to the "highly successful"
for Central Council from the Dutch Mowers, Craig Springer, Margie Student Association—the elections Leadership Training Workshop held pus leaders.
Quad: Sue Archey, Ro Cania, Dor- TouraJlan, and Natalie Woodall.
Donley Is a professor In Educawere never tampered with.
last Feb. at Dlpplklll Camp.
een Frankel, Thomas Guthrie, PhilC. T. Company, Carol Ilettie, JuThe purpose of the original work- tional Administration and executive
ip Hoffman, Paul Lleberman, Terry dith Mills, Mike Parker, Christine
director
of the Capital Area School
Later that night after I left the shop was to foster leadership
Hoot are competing for Commuters office, Vlnc.en Abramo, the Vice- through understanding and to "en- Development Association under the
for the three seats.
President of Central Council, was courage interaction among those University's Center for Research
and Field Services.
Six seats are open for LAAC from looking for some tape. In his search, student leaders who attended."
Dutch Quad. The following people he came upon the ballots In my desk.
A questionnaire was later sent
The program will include active
are running: Pamela Doscher, Delia The following people were then out to determine the success of the audience participation and will be
Gelson, Philip Hoffman, William alerted that the ballots had been workshop and also to determine followed by a coffee hour and InJones, Susan Levenberg, Donna Le- found: Vice-President Tliorne, Mr. areas of Interest In preparation for formal discussion period.
vine, Cherle Levy, Terry Mathias, Brown, Klleen Tracy, and Margaret
Mady Mlxson, Edward Hedelberger,
The sum of $980 Is a just indica- Stephanie lilce, Madeline Schnabel, dunlap.
tion that State Fair weekend, though George Taylor, Ellen Tolkoff and
Since It was obviously a student
plagued by Inclement weather, still Connie Valis.
affair, the students had to make the
proved to be a moneymaklng sucNelson
Atkin,
Paul
Dreslln,
Hob
decision.
They decided that since
cess. Much credit is due to the
Stale Fair Co-Chairmen Sharon To- D'Elena, Diane del Toro, Thomas no Infraction had actually been comback, Jim Small and Joe Zanca as E'bert, Adele Endlokofer, Susan For- mitted, that It was In the best Interwell as Miss lluckhalter of Student mal!, Jay Handelman, Shannon Ila- est of Student Association that the
zen, Cheryl Hester, Bob Holmes, incident be forgotten.
Activities.
Carol Jonke, Phyllis Leltner, Nancy
Friday night's Kitchen Sink Dance, LePoro, Fran Litz, Bob Mulvey,
Weeks later, knowledge of the
though poorly attended due to rainy Leda Sanzel, Susan Sutton, and Barweather and conflicting social func- ry Weinstein seek the six positions Incident went beyond the original
students.
A group of these students
tions, featured the mustlc of the In- from Colonial Quad,
»
to whom the Information spread
vaders with occasional breaks for
The candidates for three positions have now decided that tlie Incident
contests and auctions. The presence
of representatives from Psl Gumma, from State Quad are Mary Coffey, should lie publicly aired along with
Vic
Looper, Dottl Mancusl, Bonnie other deficiencies in the election
Alpha PI Alpha, Alpha Lambda Chi,
de Lancey Hail Gamma Kappa Phi Mattlce, Veronica Sharp, Craig procedure, Today's ASP carries the
and various Independent groups, in- Springer, Margie TouraJlan, Joanne entire story and requests election
reform. Further, It has been brought
cluding IFO, at Saturday morning's Wahl and Natalie Woodall.
Tlie six positions from Commu- to my attention that a referral has
parade-motorcade did an admirable
ters
are
sought
by
Jeff
Brewer,
been
prepared for presentation to
Job of waking up the two new quads,
Tht moneymaklng trophy at the Grace Fortunate, Wlllium Grolner, Supreme Court requesting the inCarney
Kopa,
Joe
McCullougb,
Marvalidation of the Class, MYSKANIA,
Carnival was won by Delta Sigma
PI by their turning over $134. The Jorie Miele, and Itosemary Thom- and Central Council elections.
son,
other four trophy winners were
1 feel qulle strongly that as memKappa Delta, Fair's Best; WSUA,
bers of the Student Association, you
best publicity; Class of 1007, best GET YOUR TORCH TODAY
decorated; and Brubacher Hall, most AT THE FUTURE BOOK- deserve to lie alerted to tlie entire
original booth, Thre staff mem- STORE AREA, BASEMENT situation. I ran for the presidency
of Central Council because I feel
bers, Dr. Steuer, Miss Rose and
Dr. Clark served as Judges. Con- OF THE CAMPUS CENTERI that my contributions to this Student
Association Justified my re-elec- PANTY RAIDS WERE .toged Wednesday night
gratulations are also due to Joanne TWO TAX CARDS MUST BE
tion; I would hope this Is the reason Dutch and Colonial Quads, and the girls r.cipr by boys en both
Wuhl and Kay Adell for winning the
ocated on Then.
I was elected. The judgment of my j 0 "J
Miss and Mr, State Fair Contest, PRESENTED.
Condi, LAAC Elections
To Take Place This Week
Campus Carnival
Activities Finish
With State Fair
Student Leaders To Attend
Lecture On Communications