- Sales Letter -
Randolph the Christmas Reindeer
P.O Box 156
Omaha, NE 68109
Dear (Insert name here),
Shopping for the person who has everything? Tired of the Christmas crowds and
endless store to store shopping while not finding anything?
You’ve seen the BigMouth Bass on television. Now the creators of this wacky
contraption have done it again. Mannheim and Williams announces the
introduction of Randolph the Christmas Reindeer, a life-like deer head mounted
to hang on your wall. He sings new crazy versions of your favorite Christmas
songs. These songs include Grandpa got Runned Over by a John Deere,
Randolph the Christmas Reindeer, and Walking round in Papa’s Bearskin coat.
Randolph the Christmas Reindeer is perfect for avid hunter, who can show off
this masterpiece to all of his/her hunting buddies. It’s perfect for anyone who
enjoys the outdoors because now they can have a touch of wildlife right inside
their living room. Kids love this wacky contraption because they can listen to
their favorite renditions to Christmas songs all year long.
Instead of getting your employees the tradition fruitcake, why not give them
something they’ll enjoy and remember for years to come? Randolph the
Christmas Reindeer can provide that type valued entertainment. It will have your
employees singing his songs all year round.
Through this limited time offer, you can finish all your Christmas shopping right
from the comfort of your home. For only $19.99, you can purchase Randolph
the Christmas Reindeer. No where else will you find this great gift at such an
extraordinary low price!
This low price is made even more incredible, for a limited time with your
purchase; we will give you a free cassette containing all these glorious Christmas
songs. You can take them in the car, listen to them while you jog, or even give
them away as Christmas gifts along with their very own Randolph the Christmas
Reindeer.
Still not completely sure if this is the right gift? Why not listen to some of our
satisfied customers.
For Christmas, I received Randolph the Christmas Reindeer from my great aunt
Gertrude. It has been the greatest gift. Not only do I know the songs by heart
but also I love to show it off to my friends when they come over. Bob Hope
Salem, Oregon.
Instead of giving out the traditional fruitcake to my employees, I decided to give
them Randolph the Christmas reindeer. When Christmas time came and they
received their gifts, boy did I see faces light up. Now everyone is in the holiday
spirit all year long. Thanks. Jim Johnson, Boston, Massachusetts.
How do you purchase this wonderful gift?
Fill out the enclosed order form with check or money order included, or call us at
1-800-RANDOLP (726-3657). Our operators are ready and waiting to place your
order.
To insure delivery before the Holidays, order now!
Sincerely,
Amber Kuhlman
President/CEO