ALICE IN WONDERLAND
MONDAY GROUP 3
SECTION 1
SONG 1: DOGSONLAND (pt 1)
Alice, in Wonderland
How do you get to Wonderland?
Over the hill or under land or just behind the tree?
When clouds go rolling by
They roll away and leave the sky
Where is the land beyond the eye
That people cannot see?
Where can it be?
SCENE 4
(Small Alice replaces Tall Alice and runs away into the garden)
CAT 1.1:
Alice ran away through the blades of grass and explored the jungles of...
CATS:
(like a horror movie) The Garden!!! MWahhhh!
Small Alice:
Up, down, big, small - no matter how hard I try, I never seem to fit in!
ROSE:
Up, down -
LILY:
Big, Small -
PETUNA/DAISY/
VIOLET:
I never seem to fit iiiiiiin
FLOWERS:
Eeuuuuuuu!
(the flowers laugh with attitude)
Small Alice:
Oh how pretty you all are!
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Rose:
We know! Right Daisy?
Daisy:
That's right Rosey.
Violet:
Everyone loves us because we're.....
Flowers:
The girls of the golden afternoon.
Small Alice:
The golden afternoon. What's that?
Lily:
It's the name of our exclusive gardening club, right Petunia?
Petunia:
Totally affirmative, Lily. if you want to be cool, you have to be one of
us!
Rose:
No one gets in unless we say
Violet:
And we don't let in just anyone
Flowers:
MM,mm,mm!
THE GOLDEN AFTERNOON
Rose and Violet got in last September and Petunia made the cut in June
It's not easy to become a member of the Golden Afternoon
Afternoon, afternoon, afternoon.
For a Golden Afternoon never settles, every day you have to preen and prune
If you want to keep your stem and petals in the Golden Afternoon
Afternoon, afternoon, afternoon!
Oh we can't just let in anyone, we're swarmed with wanna bees
All the weeds that we've excluded are the weeds we love to tease
Thistle! Hedgerow! Poison Ivy!
If you wanna be a bud in our bower, learn this secret song and stay in tune.
Otherwise you're just a dried wallflower to the 'Golden Afternoon'
Afternoon, afternoon, afternoon!
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SMALL ALICE:
Oh, I wish I could be just like you!
LILY:
Keep dreaming, crabgrass!
PETUNA:
You're just a little uncool weed
SMALL ALICE:
I'm not a weed. I'm a little girl.
ROSE:
Violet, she says she's a little girl!
FLOWERS:
Eeeeeuuuuu!
VIOLET:
Whatever!
PETUNA:
You're way too uncool to become a girl of the Golden Afternoon.
SMALL ALICE:
You wouldn't talk to me like that if I weren't three inches tall.
ROSE:
But you are Alice - you are three inches tall (cackling)
LILY:
Beat it, slug, before you wind up on the bottom of somebody's shoe
DAISY:
Look girls, I think she has bugs!
FLOWERS:
Eeeeuuuuuuu!
(the flowers laugh at small Alice as she stomps away)
SMALL ALICE:
They make me so mad! They think they can be mean to me just
because I'm smaller than they are.
[CATERPILLAR & SMALL ALICE SCENE]
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ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH
CATERPILLAR:
This is just the kind of day you dream about: When you open up your mouth a song......
pops..... out!
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day!
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
zip-a-dee-do-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day!
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Mister Bubbles' on my shoulder
It's the truth
It's actual
Everything is satisfactual
zip-a-dee-do-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!
CATERPILLAR:
You see?
SMALL ALICE:
I do feel a little better
CATERPILLAR:
A little better? Girl you got to try!
CATERPILLAR:
Now say Zip
SMALL ALICE:
Zip
CATERPILLAR:
No Zip
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SMALL ALICE:
Zip
CATERPILLAR:
C'mon Zip!!
SMALL ALICE:
ZIP!!
CATERPILLAR:
Yeah Zip!!
ALL:
ZIP!!
CATERPILLAR:
That's it, I say zip zip
ALL:
Zip-a-dee-doo
CATERPILLAR:
Zip-a-dee doo-dah day. I say zip zip
ALL:
Zip-a-dee-dah
CATERPILLAR:
Now that's the doo-dah way. Doo dah doo-dah
ALL:
Doo-dah doo-dah
CATERPILLAR:
Doo-dah, doo-dah
ALL:
Doo-dah doo-dah
CATERPILLAR:
Doo-dah, doo-dah
ALL:
Doo-dah doo-dah
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah day Oh .....
Zip-a-dee-do-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day!
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Wonderful feeling, a-wuh a-wuh a-wuh a-wuh a wuh wuh wuh wonderful day!
ZIP-A-DEE-DO-DAH DAY - ZIP!
(the Caterpillar sprouts big butterfly wings and lies away from the rest of his body)
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COURT-ROOM SCENE
CARDSMEN 11:
Next witness!
CARDSMEN 12:
The Girls of the Golden Afternoon!
(the flowers take the stand. They curtsey before the queen)
KING OF HEARTS:
Now, girls, did you observe any incredibly suspicious behaviour on the
part of the guilty party?
ROSE:
Well, your honour, she wanted to become a member of our club!
COURT:
Gasp!
QUEEN OF HEARTS: (shocked) She didn't?!
COURT:
She did!
LILY:
I know, right?
PETUNIA:
Ick.
VIOLET:
She wanted to be just like us!
KING OF HEARTS:
And what did you tell her?
FLOWERS:
Eeeuuuuuuu!
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